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+1 1. Ripsnort commented 14 years ago on video Urban or rural?

If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty
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-12 2. Ripsnort commented 14 years ago on video Gillian Cooke

Chuck Norris once won the Gold, Silver and Bronze in the Women's Bobsled.
No one ever questioned how he did it
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+6 3. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Fainting Goats

easy to catch.
Scare..
Pole up jacksy
Roast..

serve with cous cous
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0 4. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Glued Slippers

check out the french guys laughing near the end. Tard
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+7 5. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Expanding Table

its the Sand creature which ate boba fett. I think it also had a cameo in "Dune"
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0 6. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video scientology

One time I was with Tom Cruise in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Tom goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Tome Cruise! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'TomCruise' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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+2 7. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Not so funny kid

This would be better if at the end after the slogan "use a condom" the camera pans to the kid who is now sporting a blown up condom over his entire body and is then drop kicked to aisle 5 by the father. A round of applause and cigars by the customers watching.
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+2 8. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Trial riding

This video would be better if instead of fences it was hookers and instead of a bike it was a bloke bareback riding a kangeroo.
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+17 9. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Bobcat loads itself onto truck

This video would be better if when the bobcat loaded itself onto the truck it then transformed into Optimus Prime and started shooting lazer beams from its pecker
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-2 10. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Crazy door

This video would be better if hot chicks in bikini's walked through rather than old librarian style hookers.
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+2 11. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video How to dodge a parking ticket

This would be better if by tugging the dolls pecker the legs automatically folder up under the car :(|)
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+3 12. Ripsnort commented 16 years ago on video Painful trick

Pickup yer teeth .....tooth fairy is gonna pay big tonight