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+1 1. Scutterbucket commented 3 days ago on video When you are a bus driver and think you are alone

thundersnow? - Why did you feel the need to post this three times????
Are you seeking attention?;)
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+1 2. Scutterbucket commented 7 days ago on video Newsreader\'s daughter interrupts live bulletin

That would never happen at the BBC.:)
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0 3. Scutterbucket commented 20 days ago on video Lego Train Snow Plow

All you need to do now is add a couple of heating elements, to thaw the snow that gathers on the locomotives.:)
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+6 4. Scutterbucket commented 29 days ago on video How to wrap a Christmas present

Well, that's two minutes of my life I won't get back...
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+1 5. Scutterbucket commented 58 days ago on video Cool interventions that are on another level

Interventions? lol, I expected clips of foiled bank robberies, etc.:D:D:D
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+1 6. Scutterbucket commented 107 days ago on video Bridge collapse Taiwan 10/1/2019

"Herro? I'm just linging up about that blidge you sold me in Hong Kong..."
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+3 7. Scutterbucket commented 108 days ago on video Shark Tank demonstration goes wrong

So, where's the shark tank? - Is this the wrong clip, or the wrong title?
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+6 8. Scutterbucket commented 114 days ago on video Opening the box prank

It's 2019 and potato cameras are apparently still avaiable...
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+2 9. Scutterbucket commented 116 days ago on video Sneezing cat

Fell for that one, didn't I...? :-)
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0 10. Scutterbucket commented 119 days ago on video 21 september 2019

I don't remember...
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+1 11. Scutterbucket commented 148 days ago on video The Antikythera Mechanism

This is shite, they filmed it in the dark, without a flashlight.
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0 12. Scutterbucket commented 160 days ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:

#6
Nah, Whales is a country where Welsh people live.
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+2 13. Scutterbucket commented 161 days ago on video Video shows dramatic jump by US Guardsmen onto vessel laden with cocaine:

That's a mini sub, isn't it? - Why didn't they just DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! ???
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+5 14. Scutterbucket commented 164 days ago on video Car backs out from garage without breaks

Why would she even need a break? FFS, she's backing a car out, not spending 10 hours on a construction site, - I'd want a break if I was doing that, not just sitting in a car...

Oh, BRAKES! - silly me...:D

(See how important correct spelling is.;))
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+3 15. Scutterbucket commented 182 days ago on video Someone stole a bridge in Russia

Someone stole 45 seconds of my life more like....
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+1 16. Scutterbucket commented 191 days ago on video Ehang 184

I bet it's absolute shite offroad.
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+1 17. Scutterbucket commented 191 days ago on video Butterfly and cat

What? Where? How???
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+2 18. Scutterbucket commented 196 days ago on video Pedestrian 0, biker also 0

Fucking stupid splitarse.
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+5 19. Scutterbucket commented 199 days ago on video Russian man tests chloroform

Who let that one through the natural selection process?
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+1 20. Scutterbucket commented 199 days ago on video Russian Spec Forces in action

They're the modern day Keystone cops!
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+4 21. Scutterbucket commented 205 days ago on video Incredible spiders

Is that an exploding ice cream cone with the fuse burning? - No wonder spidey fecked off pronto!
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0 22. Scutterbucket commented 240 days ago on video DHL's Funny Ice Cold Prank

DHL stands for: Drop it. Hide it. Lose it.
Bunch o' mongs.
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+2 23. Scutterbucket commented 248 days ago on video Emptying a semi-buried garbage container in Aarhus

"Aarhus, in the middle of the street..." - Madness.
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0 24. Scutterbucket commented 248 days ago on video Whose eating who?

She wasn't trying to eat it, she was giving it a blowie, and it was gay, so rejected her advances...
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0 25. Scutterbucket commented 258 days ago on video Dorset Man

Silly old duffer.
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0 26. Scutterbucket commented 320 days ago on video People who walk on all fours

I wonder if they have sex 'person style'...? :P
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+2 27. Scutterbucket commented 359 days ago on video Paperboy on bike goes full speed

But he's not really a paperboy. - If he was, he'd simply blow away...
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+1 28. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video When santa claus meets a bad driver

Cop dropped his bike lol.
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0 29. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video The Smoothest Moonwalk ever

He's got those ickle wheels under his shoes...
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0 30. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video People Who Follow The Rules So Literally That They Beat The System

I don't understan number 15...
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0 31. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video Domino effect in the warehouse

I really hope the guy survived being buried. :-(
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+2 32. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video Leicester City helicopter crash

OK, it was a tragedy, and I feel for all those involved.
However, - it's turned into a bloody circus at the stadium, with 100's of people STILL turning up with flowers now the AAIB has finished and taken away the wreckage.
The traffic disruption is horrendous, and it'll probably cost £1000's to recycle all the flowers.
I dread to think what they'll do next Saturday when they have to safely herd all the fans in while the frontage is all fenced off where the flowers are.
Come along and pay your respects by all means folks, but instead of keep bringing flowers, chuck a couple of quid into some charity buckets instead.
Yours, grumpy local worker.
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0 33. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video Eciton Army Ants - The full colony passes by our house

A few gallons of boiling water should sort the little basterds.>:)
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+2 34. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video Crazy sketchy climb on a London tower on wires

He's not the messiah, - he's a very naughty boy...
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+2 35. Scutterbucket commented 1 year ago on video Live rat and Soya bean plant fused together as one

Do you think it swallowed the bean, and it grew out of it's stomach?
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0 36. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Driver Defends Flying Through Streets in Tricked Out VW Bug

Poxy video wont play...
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+2 37. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video It's not stupid if it works.

Judge Jake/Judy, OK I'll agree it's Yarmouth, the mouth of the river Yar. - but we have to make stuff simple for the Yanks.
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+5 38. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video It's not stupid if it works.

Nothing new here.
Me and a mate did the same thing around 40 years ago in a town in the UK called Great Yarmouth.
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+2 39. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Slow Motion - How an Impact Wrench Works

That hat tho'...
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0 40. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Plebs etc, funny sceen

Sorry to be a pleb,but what's a 'sceen'?
1) Like a curtain
2) Charlie Sceen.
3) A word used to describe anything you have no idea how to react to.
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+3 41. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Honduras: MSC Armonia Cruise Ship Crashes Into Dock in Roatan

"Left hand down a bit..." - "Oh SHIIIIT!!!!!
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+1 42. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Idiot Bodybuilder Attitude! Got Mad Because He Finished 2nd...

Roid Rage. - Another gym wanker...
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+1 43. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Something went wrong

I hope everyone survived. :S
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+4 44. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Questions about Concrete Answered - The Basics

Never in my entire life, I ever thought I'd read the sentence 'Questions about Concrete Answered'...:D
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-1 45. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Giant Rat trap

He's not a closet gayer.
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0 46. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video The London Symphony Orchestra With Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) - Chariots of Fire

That isn't Mr. Bean. - Misleading title.
(Yeah, I know who it is, but Bean was merely one of his characters.)
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+1 47. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video FALCON HEAVY LANDING 02/06/2018

Shame they lost the core though...:'(
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+3 48. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Glock-Fishing Underwater...Invasive species removal

I really expected lots of blood. - Where was the blood?
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+1 49. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video The Pemmy Floor Project

@judge-jake: *Pennies.
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+2 50. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video The Pemmy Floor Project

Pemmy? - It's 'Penny' shirley?
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+1 51. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Can You Spot a Fake Rolex?

It's not just about the appearance, - fakes weigh much less too.
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+5 52. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Nobody Ever Buys Salt

In Roman times, salt was a highly desireable and expensive commodity.
So much so that Roman Centurions and the like were paid in salt.
- And that my friends, is where we get the word 'salary' from.
I thank you. :-)
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+5 53. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Black Rock River ( mahlongwa) river breaching into the Indian ocean

Thanks derpgeekdude! - I was thinking the same.
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+1 54. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Scientist gets to close to lava

*Too. :-) ..................
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0 55. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry

Hey! - That's not Stephen Fry - And that's not Hawking, it's R2D2!
FAKE!
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+6 56. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Never give up.

I thought the kid would go through the gate.
I never noticed, - I NEVER NOTICED!!!
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0 57. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video How to catch a bus.

I suppose this is aimed at the Chinks, who in their own country basically have a free-for-all when it comes to using public transport...:)
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-6 58. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Helping hands

The vid ended just before he boiled it up with some spuds and cxarrots.
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+2 59. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Bus Driver Saves Woman From Jumping Off Bridge

Apparently, he sat on her until the cops arrived... :-)
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0 60. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video ROBO snow plow

*Plough.
If you used in the UK to clear the pavement, the postman would prolly fall on his arse and sue you...
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+4 61. Scutterbucket commented 2 years ago on video Creepy bird floating in the air

It was hanging by a giant cobweb, - like a kind of avian Tarzan, if you please.
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+3 62. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Driver Tries to J-Turn

It's a Range Rover, it can go anywhere, - sometimes when you don't want it to.
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+5 63. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Man Feeds His Kitties In Cat Mask

That's the biggest pussy I've ever seen...
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+1 65. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard

Dark Soul's what?
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+2 66. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Airport Worker Destroys Jet After Getting Fired

Fake.
It's an aeroplane scrapyard.
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0 67. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Just another day in Russia

He wasn't a thug, they only came in to kick the shit out of the people on one table, they wern't interested in the bystanders.
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+3 68. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video The Turk Automation

It's 'Automaton', - not 'automation'.
Hope this helps. :)
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+1 69. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Close call

So, who was on the wrong side of the road then???
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+4 70. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!

THAT VID ENDED TOO SOON! :(

There must be more footage, what happened to the car??????
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+4 71. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Yellow fever

Please oh please let them all club together and buy him another car.
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+2 72. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Poxy video won't play. :(
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+1 73. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Spicebush caterpillar defense

In the UK, that means 'fuck off!'
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+1 74. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon

It's not a bloody rabbit!
It's a hare.
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+2 75. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Screw This Traffic Jam, I Have Places To Be!

I was hoping he'd take a run back up the incline, and leap over the crash barrier back onto the road...
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+1 76. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT

Anyone that wears green crocs deserves it.
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+2 77. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends

Noooo!
Don't ever let dogs lick anywhere on you OR your babies face, let alone inside your mouths.
- Just remember that dog was probably licking it's ass/balls/dick/a steaming pile of dogshit, minutes earlier!
(And NEVER believe that load of old bollocks abouta dog's mouth being sterile.)
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+11 78. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video Fat Bike caught on an Electric Fence!

Step one, Walk along the fence and find the energiser.
Step two, Disconnect the 12V car battery from the energiser.
Step three, Untangle bike.
Step four, Round up sheep/cattle/horses/alpacas that are now loose on the road, reconnect battery, and get the feck outa there before the farmer arrives.
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+4 79. Scutterbucket commented 3 years ago on video It's very hard to earn money those days!

This video has been blatantly stolen from a Dave Allen sketch in the UK.
Dave did it a lot better too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upEBdKFGlPg