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+2 1. Skeesicks commented 4 years ago on video 5 Cool Water Tricks

The only water trick I know is to turn transparent water into yellow water!
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+4 2. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Forget floppy drives...

Nice to see something new.

The floppy-drive and tesla-coil videos tended to get boring!
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+1 3. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video "Strange Addictions"!

#5 maybe they are what they are because somebody smacked them at the WRONG time.
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+1 4. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video I want my carrots

I have to work on the hairy bits and the claws...but apart from that my sloth impersonation is quite good!
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-1 5. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Better Reality 3D scan

If I want to see thrash in 3D I look beneath my sofa, not on snotr ;-)
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+7 6. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video The most original haircut

I should call her to mow my lawn!
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+9 7. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Why marijuana is illegal...

#(removed comment) drunk people run over children with their car and get into fights!

People on weed smile and eat tons of mexican food!

If there is some sort of drug that switches your body in _real_ panic mode...(anxiety, panic, adrenaline and stuff), nobody would take it, because nobody wants to feel panicked for a couple of hours.....you take drugs to feel good, not bad!

Please go educate yourself before posting this kind of bullshit!

And if something is illegal, just beacause it makes the person "less controllable", then guns and bodybuilding should be illegal as well!
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0 8. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Rufio from Hook auditions for 'A Street Car Named Desire.'

I wonder how much cocaine they had to use to be actually fond of their "creation"


"*snort*.....man, this video we made is awesome...*snor*....yes, we are the greatest!"
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+4 9. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Beans

#10 who said, this is the earth's moon?

It could be some other planet/moon with some toxic atmosphere!
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+3 10. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Killer Mike: Life Advice

#4 sometimes it is good to know how to fight.

It gives you self confidence, which in turn can avoid a fight!
Nobody wants to fight somebody who can stand his ground!

And it is good workout, too....you want to stay fit...healthy mind in a healthy body!
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+6 11. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video 4 Year Olds Bucket List

I don't want to know the cost of this commercial but I am sure it is enough to drill at least one well!


Don't get me wrong, It's not that I don't want to help, but I want to spend money to help people, not to create ads!
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+1 12. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Extreme Barbie Jeep racing

I should buy a Barbie-Jeep!


And just to show you, ho serious racing is!

http://www.bobbycarclub.de/
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+14 13. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

The monkey should have shown him how to correctly hold a phone while filming!
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0 14. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Balance Artist in Dubai

I bet nobody of his family wants to play jenga with him anymore!
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+3 15. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Honey I lost my job today...

Nice to see true professionals at work....whit these skills tey should start a wrecking company!
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+1 16. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Volocopter V200

All aboard the yolocopter, my dyslexic friends!
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+4 17. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Grandma destroys beer bong at college tailgate

#1 or american "beer"
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+7 18. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado

#16, maybe earth wants you on this planet but at least, judginb by the votes, snotr does not want you in here!
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+1 19. Skeesicks commented 5 years ago on video Motorcycle drives 300km/h on Autobahn, gets passed by Audi RS6

#9, no this is not because of the camera.
If you look closer, you can see that it starts flashing always at the same ref.

This flashing is helping you to judge when to change gears.
Its not actually the redline, but not far away!

See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp0-iQLpRAc
for another type of Kawasaki whit the same feature!
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+5 20. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video How Does A Gas Nozzle Know When To Shut Off?

That's one of the worst explanation videos I've ever seen.
Shure they explain the basic pri8nciple, but did anybody really know now how it works.

Why does the Venturi Tube change pressure and how is the little tube connected to the venturi tube....the schematics are more confusing than helping explain this thing!
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+3 21. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video No Place to Race

Damn at first I was "Who the HELL would place these obstacles on a race track?!?!"

VERY well made!
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+2 22. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video GTA V Review: So Realistic It's Boring

I would TOTALLY buy this game!
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+15 23. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Crab Eating Frozen Gas

The crab consumes methane gas...that means this crab runs on FART-GAS!
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0 24. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Why Are American Health Care Costs So High ?

Not being "socialist" costs BIG money!
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+1 25. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Kitten meets Hedgehog

#6,#7,#13 do you realy think, having a typo in my comment makes me stupid (or should I say spupid)..I mostly know how to type, even while not being an englich native speaker.

Shure I can't type 10-fingersy-style but you can lean back while having a grammar check.....my browsers grammar check only covers german...so WTF do you blame me for a single type and calling me stupid....shure it is kind of ironic misspelling stupid but at least I can spell iliterat (Yes this was a joke!)
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+2 26. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Why glasses are so expensive

OEM Business at its finest!

Damn badge engineering!

Selling cheapo crappo with a premium price tag!
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+5 27. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Kitten meets Hedgehog

More dangereous than toxoplasmosis is spupidity...highly infective and spreaded by persons like #(removed comment)
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+4 28. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video One Decision

Damn, some people should not be allowed to reproduce.

You need permission for everything, even fishing and having a dog...why not for conceiving children?!!
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+6 29. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Porn is different from sex in real life

#8 an infantil, virginal liar!
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+13 30. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Gecko saves his friend from a snake

#4 Even staring on a white wall for one and a haf hour is way better than twilight!
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+5 31. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Tornado vs House

"And for my next illusion I will make that house dissapear."
-Tornado
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+3 32. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Death cat and a dog

Russians...always the source for funny videos! (Or maybe Greeks!)
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+34 33. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Manliest tool ever

Transcript as follows:

Mua i mei Bier wegtuan: Now I have to get my beer out of sight (hardly hearable)


Bier versteckn: Hide the beer.

HAHAHAHAHA (international recognizable)

Daun hoit i di nimma auf: I don't want to delay you any further. (also very silent)

Paast: I`s OK!

Next words are unrecognizable even for a native (Austrian) speaker but i think they said "Weil wir san ah scho unterwegs" (Because we get it going as well)

BANG! BOOM BANG! (I hope no translation necessary!)

BTW I think they speak some austrian/german dialect (I would guess Salzburg, but maybe bavarian)



Hope this helps!
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0 34. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Yak 50 engine fails and pilot has to make emergency landing

Did he just say Wico instad of Roger and was this a pun referencing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Quest ?
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+2 35. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video So this is what we eat at all the major US pizza places...

#19 here are your facts:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC397582/pdf/pnas00348-0289.pdf

Sorry, It wasn`t written by Montsanto, just sponsored!

And why do you pull out some studies about 'effin acesulfam K ?!?!

Aspartam (E 951) is not Acesulfam K (E 950) !!

And I DID NOT say artificial sweeteners are toxic/dangereous/whatsoever I just said Stevia is around longer than E 95X so chances are that we know more about it than about E 95X.

And, #19 before you mock people, get the right facts...Stevia IS NOT acesulfam K, it a total different substance....AND SO ARE THE STUDIES!

So long, you are welcome to STFU and play with children of your age instead of insulting people on the internets.

You're welcome!
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0 36. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video So this is what we eat at all the major US pizza places...

Happy brainwashing #15

The study about the risks of Stevia was paid by Montsanto (the producer of aspartam)


Stevia was used for ca. 5000 years whereas aspartam is aroun since 1965ish

So tell me, why aspartam is safer even when we don't know the long term effects.
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+3 37. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video How we see

I think you and charlie brown had the same teacher!
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+21 38. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Why so many dashcams in russia?

I live in austria and we also have the full coverance insurance/limited liabaility insurance......but we don't have this much dashcams because the police in my country is not as corrupt as the russian police.

The only thing why russians have dashcams is, that they can prove they are not guilty even if the police is turning against them cause of bribing.

I once had an accident in austria without being guilty for causeing this accident....but the insuruanca of the guy who caused the accident literally bought me a new car!
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+12 39. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video The first step to save mankind ...

What if I don't have a cellphone....no beer for me ?!?!?! :'(
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+4 40. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Russian Biker 1, Traffic Jam 0

#9 the only thing what I would want are his balls!
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+4 41. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video James Doohan most remarkable memory

Faith in humanity restored BIG TIME!
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+1 42. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Slow Motion of an AK-47 Underwater

Use plexiglass next time...no shattering at all, only a small bullet hole!
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+6 43. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Iron Chin

Reminds me of Homer Simpson boxing!
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+2 44. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video A hunter in a tree-stand gets an unexpected visit.

Have you seen my car keys?...no?...thanks!
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0 45. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Hanging from hands over nothing

#5 Most (or all) basejumpers don't carry a backup because they know they don't have the time to open it.

Either the primary does the job ooor...Goodbye cruel world!
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0 46. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Death Buy A Lemonade

Capitalism in a nutshell.
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0 47. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video The reasons why we drive on the left vs. right side of the road

#10 the gas and the breaks are not switched, you only have to shift with your left hand!

If you would have to brake with the left foot, when you drive a english car you would cause MASSIVE havoc.

Try it!...but only with low speed, and when there is nothing around.
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+24 48. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video PhysX - Real-Time Fluid Physics Demo

Yeah, pretty nice....but nifty graphics cannot compensate for bad game design!
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+1 49. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Absolutely monstrous waves rocking ship

All aboard the FailBoat....NOT!
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+3 50. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Astronaut Chris Hadfield Plays Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage's Space Game on the ISS

Get up at 6:00 ?!?!
Sorry NASA but I have to turn you down!
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+1 51. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video When was the last time you tested your eyesight

This proves nothing.....the frequency in this test has nothing to do with good (or bad hearing)...It is normal for people to not hear this frequency, especially if they are older.

Yeah, if you don't hear the sound, you don't have 100% hearing capability, but probably more than enough hearing capability for normal life!
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0 52. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Cloud Jump

#5, no its not normal, but happens sometimes...and it's not dangereous at all, because the lines are all nice and ordered and only the two main lines itself are twisted...no harm done, you dont have to anything at all, they untangle just from theirselves.

#9 yeah, this is the cause why you check if your nuts are in place BEFORE you get in the plane...not after the jump...dindn't they tell you that?
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+6 53. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Cloud Jump

I know why they jump out of the plane...the propellers are barely moving!
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0 54. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video How to make way for a firetruck

Despite the poor video quality.I asume this video takes place in Austria.

We have a law that, if there is heavy traffic, you will have to make place in the middle of the road, even if there is no emergency vehicle.

If you dont form the so called "Rettungsgasse" you will be fined up to 2000 Euro!
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+17 55. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Treadmill Dancing

Because running is too mainstream :)
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+8 56. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video What happens to a coffee cup at 2300 meters depth in the ocean...

So, thats where midgets are born >:)
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+19 57. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video LEGO 360° Milling Machine

#2 that's what the father of these kids is doing :-P
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+59 58. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video 7 year old steals car to escape church

He shure is a better driver than some adults!
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+18 59. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video One Shot

Man, i get tired from those supposed one shot videos.
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-3 60. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Clever raccoon walking across phone wires

The not-so-clever racoon chose the power lines.
What happened can be seen two videos earlier!
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+11 61. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Solving three cubes while juggling them

If this video is fake, hats off to the faker!


It looks also fake to me, but only because I cannot believe, what I saw!
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+4 62. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video Neighbour of the year picks up 17 year old from School in a Lamborghini, then matches and doubles al

Guy with a 300k Lambo living in the same street as a girl on welfare with an alcoholic mother?!?
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+1 63. Skeesicks commented 6 years ago on video World's Shortest Train

Turn the Vid to full screen and watch the two Tshirts on the upper right corner.

Their movement is verrry strange as the train passes by, so I call this fake!
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+4 64. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Karate Guys

Haha, I like the black ninja at 0:49 :x !
Hope he didnt too much practice at home ;)
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+6 65. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video A misunderstood man...

OMG, I took me nearly 3 minutes to get the point of this video :O

At first I thougt, why would this company hire a mime, and why didnt anybody smack him in the face ?!?! :S
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+28 66. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Prank backfires

At first, when he pulled out the gun, I thought it was fake...but when i realized, that they are pranking the prankster I found it very entertaining.

Typical mindfuck for me..I think this is what you call PRANKCEPTION :D
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+15 67. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Drunk painter

He better is a painter than a taxi driver.. :D
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+3 68. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Has this ever happened to you in the morning?

#1, thats not really true...If he would be intelligent he would recognize himself, like chimpanzees do...self recognition is the first step to self wawareness!

See http://www.primates.com/misc/mirror-self.html
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-pc_M2qI74
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+3 69. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Top Gear- The new Lunar Rover

6:49...Cover cameras before use :)

Maybe Cape Canaveral does not want to see pooping astronauts :P
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+3 70. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'

In my kind of view the slim kid got what he deserved...he smacked the "fat" kid TWO times in the face.....the first time he tried to be calm, but the second time he body slammed him...he got what he deserved, even if he has been bullied before....two hits are one to many.


Try to fight with words, but if this is not enough then
http://www.snotr.com/video/11/Lethal_street_fighting

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVun0Aek_Q&feature=related afterwards if you have a wrong picture of Bas!
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0 72. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Biggest Biceps In Latin America

No brain, no pain!

I mean, how can any sane person wo is capable to use google use synthol...everybody knows its fake, so why be proud of it?!?

I am shure I am a pushover but I can take out this guy!
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0 73. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video 320,000 Firecracker Salute

No, only 317628 went off...I counted ;-P
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+3 74. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video One Epic Ride

I bet the mayans won't be excited at all when it comes to find a gas station ;-P
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+1 75. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Unpractical shoes

Reminds me of the AT-ST walker in "Return of the Jedi"
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+5 76. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Lego ancient greek computer

muusstt...buyyy...leeegoo....noooww

Man, I wish I had internets when I was 10 years old, bet I would have built some wicked stuff whit this kind of inspiration.
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+6 77. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Supercharged Engine Blows

Judging by their reactions, it is not theyr car.

Or they got used to "blowing up" engines :P
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+2 78. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Coldplay steals from Super Mario bro's

This was probably made of some "DJ" who presents his "remixes" and "techno-versions" on youtube :S
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+4 79. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video 200 beers, please !

#19, yes he is speaking czech but this is really in vienna, #12 is right.

http://www.schweizerhaus.at/1024/video.html skip to 0:39 to see it!
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+5 80. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Sum Ting Wong

Stupidity knows no skin colour!
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+3 81. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video MMA Fighter Doesn't Feel Well

#21 could be a brain concussion as well...I had one once and I puked after 10 minutes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concussion#Physical
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+4 82. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Wiley Vs. Rhodes

I was waiting for the roadrunnner's "bdldldldldp" the whole time :-(
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+41 83. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario

Hmm, I think will let him "draw" some skulls in my appartement, maybe someone will come cleaning as well :P
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+2 84. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Lego AK-47

I'm waiting for the LEGO mortar :-)
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+2 85. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video How It's Made - Magnets

Hmmm, someone should show this video to the mormons!


ArtOfTrolling GALORE!
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+5 86. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video What happens when we try to walk in a straight line blindfolded.

#2, #10...i don't think so.

Even he is blind, he uses other points of reference, like sound, or he uses his stick...or dog :-).

I think he will walk circles as othere people as well..
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+21 87. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade Tragedy

It's always nice to see professionals at work >:)
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+1 88. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Voting is hot!

If elections would change they would have been forbidden long time ago :P

But at least you can release some "tension"
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+3 89. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Iron Mountain

Why do they "hide" evidents of a plane crash down there?!!?

2:38 conspiracy anyone?
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+10 90. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Canal Jumping World Record

#10 it says OPEL not O'Neill :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel
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+6 91. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Love Bird enjoying life

Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch ;-)
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+26 92. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Things Burglers Wouldn't Want To See

MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!11!!

See http://www.snotr.com/video/6062
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+10 93. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Man In Wheelchair Thwarts Store Robber!

They see me rollin' They hatin'....


Dont mess withy guys in a wheelchair...even if they can't use their feet, they have _very_ strong arms.


I wonder what the other guy wants to do with the "wet floor" sign...looks a little bit goofy :-)
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+9 94. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife

I bet the thest with his mother-in-law "surprisingly" failed >:)
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+6 95. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Showdown in a pub

Hmm, think the bouncer should be fired!
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+6 96. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Great White Shark Accident

#5 it is to discourage people from welding their own shark-viewing-cage, as these guys did!
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+1 97. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Accident during circus

It is ok if they use no net when nobody watches, but if there are children in the audience, I don't want them to see a near-fatal fall.
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+5 98. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Portable speakers

I wanna know what happens if you put it on your forehead...sondgasm?!?!
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+11 99. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit

In france the overcompensation of small people has a long history ;-)
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+7 100. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Invisible fire

They should use Bud Light....No alcohol...No problem. :-P


#4 Yo haven't been to a bar on friday night, haven't you?


#2 If you use alcohol in an engine, the engine produces more HP
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+1 101. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Nice to meet you

Imagine how hard he would hit him if he received actually full bottles of bud light ;-P
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+3 102. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video The Germans are going crazy on advertising

reminds me of the VW ad with the suicide bomber.


But I have never seen one of those two ads in TV, so I assume #8 is right.
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0 103. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video McLaren F1 engine test

handy if you don't have a lighter to ignite your cigarette ;-)

Incredible if you think that they get about 1000hp out of 3000cm^3

http://www.kfz-tech.de/Engl/F1Motor.htm

But I dont think I don't want to know the consumption on 100 KM!
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+6 104. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video FD contest

...and where is the hose?
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+4 105. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Car Flips Several Times

I would have chosen "highway to hell" for this video :-)
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+55 106. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Pimp Your Ride

And where's the beer?..I've only seen bud light :P
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+7 107. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Origin of the Queen of England

#9 yes, but the american natives are called indians because colubus thought he is in india

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples_of_the_Americas
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+4 108. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video First person Extreme Sports

4:44 Laguna Seca corkscrew FTW...glad to see this in first person!
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0 109. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video BMX Rider Faceplant

I bet nex time he wears a chin guard.

WARNIG PURCHASE ADVICE:

http://www.amazon.com/Bell-Bellistic-Bike-Helmet/dp/B000BPD9KC

:P

Glad I haven't had a use for this yet!

EDIT:

BTW, I noticed a UH-OH before the jump...did he foresee the faceplant!?!
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-5 110. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Live crabs vending machine

Damn, I'm hungry...I think I'll get a crab..I hope I have some change.
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+37 111. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Stereo Illusion

Nice 1, but the effect would have been better, if the floor was plain, not tiled.
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+4 112. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Fall down the lotion stairs

Mousa: God must love crazy people.
Rambo: Why?
Mousa: He make so many of them!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095956/quotes
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+1 113. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Cow Attacks Drunk Who Illegally Strolls Into Rodeo

...which will be ripped off a few seconds later by a wild cow.
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+14 114. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Couch Gag

#6 they are not clones...it is because chinese people look all the same :P
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+3 115. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Bank Robbery Foiled by Customer

Is this Neg's Urban Sports?...looks like Big Stranger Rodeo

http://www.snotr.com/video/1275
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+22 116. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hmmm, I think we know already that you can play video game theme songs with scanners, floppy drives, stepping motors, tesla coils.

At least the tesla coils look awesome but all the other thing get boring over time.

Please come up with someting new!
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+29 117. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video stop smoking

People will always do things which are harmfull for them.

Eating, drinking, smoking, drug-abuse and so on.

All is known to be harmfull but people dont't stop doing it.
They are all lazy bastards who won't kick a habit just to live longer (Including me).

People won't stop smoking just because of this kindof videos...If you want to stop smoking, you have to really want it to be sucessfull.If you just try it, you will fail.

If the brain is ready to stop smoking, then your body is as well!
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0 118. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Police action

#9 just because he wears handcufss does not mean he is guilty.

He is innocent until conviction.

And if you dont't like how your country treats suspects you are free to move wherever you think suspects are treated right...like iraq or someting!
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+3 119. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video All about pompom ...

Hmm, looks like cheerleading is one of the most dangerous sports in the world!
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+9 120. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video Take a closer look

#4 and if not...PARTY TIME!
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+8 121. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Russian Transformers

I like the way how the clip is made up like a big-money hollywood clip but with 100% post-soviet flair.

No glamorous cars, no bling-bling and one of the actors wore beach sandals!

Truly EPIC!
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+8 122. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video biker films crash

Damn he drives for 16 seconds and records a near fatal crash.

What does he see if he rides a whole day?!?!
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+4 124. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Parachuting from 100,000 feet

#9 yes but some american sued Red Bull cause he says he has the intellectual property of his jump :S

And NO, its not Kittinger...they met before the jump!

http://www.redbullstratos.com/

Warnig MS Silverlight required!!
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-1 125. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video shooting test

Am I the only one who is thinking about poor gun design?!?


The .50 is not this smaller but has a significant less amount of recoil in a appropriate rifle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtzk8HNPzHY
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-2 126. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video This is how to use a GT Snow Racer

How's this song called...?


Hears like MC Frontalot?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG-XNrUqyzo


NERDCORE RISING!!
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0 127. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Dean Potter, the crazy mofo

#10 and why do my fingers (and those from other climbers) grow thicker...tendons dont't grow thicker that amount so there have to be muscles as well!
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+2 128. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video paranoid prank

OMG, they are after me, I HAVE TO GO NO'?&%.....CARRIER LOST
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+17 129. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Punchbag punches back

Haha, he tried to act like a big guy and insulted the punching ball like an opponent.

Ironically, he can be glad that this was no real opponent.

"You say you are better than me....you are not"...PUNCH....OUCH!
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+16 130. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Tortoise Bullies Cats

I'm shure he will stop bullying them, as soon as they have learnt flipping him over.
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+9 131. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Ridiculous Drumming Skills

Is this supposed to be music? :P

OK, although I don't like metal I have to admit I enjoyed watching this clip...amazing drumming!
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+8 132. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist

Is it necessary to beat up this guy like this?

He looked like he learned the lessen after the first kick.

And it looked more like tried to defend himself than actually "hit" the woman.


Normaly a fight should come to an end, when one of the opponets lies on the ground....but I think this "gentlemans rule" is obsolete nowadays!
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+5 133. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Car Jump Championships

Take this, Formula 1...100 times the fun for the price of a half brake disk :-)
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+7 134. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Packaging Playing Cards In China

If you feel bady by watching this, then stop only looking at the price of a product!
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+10 135. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Rat Takes A Bath

...did this guy name his rat tinkerbell....well the rat is adorable, indeed....but TINKERBELL....sounds a little, well, aah, u know!
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+10 136. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video worst snorer EVER!

Hmm, sounds a little bit like a wookie ;)
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+15 137. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video What you got there...

Hmm, elephants who recycle...Al Gore must be proud.


#5 you haven't seen Bear Grylls yet, have you?!?
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+8 138. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping

OMG, I just watched bunnys jumping over obstacles....FOR NEARLY 4 MINUTES :S
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0 139. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Portable 1.25kJ Coilgun

Hmm, the Steyr AUG has a bullet enery of 1.8kJ and this gun has roughly 2/3 of it, so I expect it to have more penetrating power than seen in this vid.

I would say, the capacitors generate an energy of 1.25kJ but the projectile does have less energy.


I would like to see the gun firing at ballistics gel...so send it to Mythbusters!
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+5 140. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The humble stove.

#13 but who cares if it is shiny :P

What works for the iPhone should work for a stove as well!
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+38 141. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Police woman hits electric wire

#4, am I the only one who does not want to be rescued by them?!?!
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+40 142. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Bird Imitates Car Alarm

Must have spent his childhood in a bad neighbourhood

#3 yeah, but normally this is illegal, but in this case you can say, " I am innocent, the bird did it!" :P
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+35 143. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Female Moped Crash

First lesson to learn should be braking, not accelerating :P
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+3 144. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video phone joke

#7 then it is your fault, if you don't have a backup of your phone.

Imagine loosing it or breaking it by yourself!


People always think backups only cost time and money, so they don't want to do them....until desaster hits them.
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+5 145. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video No Landing Gear

Despite my poor english, I think #11 you just made an unwanted double negation...did you mean pilots should NOT turn off engines in a situation like this?

Could you please clarify...and I am interested why, because normally you don't want to make a touch-and-go and when the engine is turned off, you prevent the propeller from turning into supersonic debris.


BTW, I think this person is a relative of Mr. Sullenberger!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_B._Sullenberger
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+17 146. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Box with a Stick

I-Jammer, now with even more ADHD!
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+1 147. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video River Ride - Amphibious Bus Budapest

I hope he doesn't mix up the routes when he's on a normal bus :P
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+7 148. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Awesome Remote Control Racer Game

#3 you are familiar with the egg of columbus, aren't you?!?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_columbus
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+36 149. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Awesome Remote Control Racer Game

Hmm, I am tempted to sell my furniture to have enough space for such a "racing game"
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-5 150. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Chevrolet 2011

I don't know why this car has a motorized hood....do they expect that you open it every single day?
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+4 151. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword

There is a reason, why they sell WOODEN Swords as well!!


BTW, do you get a Darwin Award as well for removing other ones genes from the gene pool?
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+6 152. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video looking for job

Hmm, why do they start working after applying for a job without doing paperwork....black labor?!? :P
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+3 153. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Jet School Bus

OMG, somebody please call Al Gore!
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+35 154. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Careless Reporter Knocks down Ice Sculpture

OMG, and he smiles after destroying this guys hard work.

I totally expected that he gets smacked in the face for this...dont' believe that he is SOOOO SORRY.
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+1 155. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Brick in a washing machine

At first I thought the brick was inside from the beginning of this video because of the noise and the smoke.


But nice experiment...keep on rocking, washing machine!
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-11 156. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Ever seen a real kung fu workout routine?

hmm, obviousily fake...I cant see the part where he practices beating up the bad guys!
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+7 157. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Robbie Williams has the crowd take a flash picture.

robbie live at knebworth is always worth to watch...even if I am not a robbie fan!

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knebworth
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+2 158. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Weird laws in the USA

#7, yes it is illegal in germany (as here in austria I think), but these are not written laws, only court decisions based on other (mostly sane) laws.

Only In america they create laws out of unbelievable stories, so people dont't have to use common sense!

BTW, the "office view" thing is not this stupid...Imagine yourself working in a office with no direct sunlight the whole day.....unless you are working in a coal mine this helps you to remain healthy and productive.

But I am happy to live in austria where it is legal to prod mooses out of helicopters and hunting bunnies from a boat :P
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+6 159. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video BMW X5 Stunt

If wasting 50k$ makes you famous, I cosider to stay unknown.

But I bet he only wanted to know if the theft alarm is working....well, it is!
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+2 160. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video School bus does a wheelie

I bet this bus is driven by Otto!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Mann
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+3 161. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Rugby Referee Knockout

Hmm, seems that in rugby games even the referees are tough guys!
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+11 162. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Huge backflip in wheelchair

I want to see Stephen Hawking doing this!
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+1 163. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Diffusion cloud chamber.

So, now I want to see this in Chernobyl.
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+4 164. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Vancouver Demo Fail

Hmm, I see no fail here...It's a clear _demolition_ WIN!
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-1 165. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video kitten

1 life wasted....8 to go ;-)
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+2 166. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.

Hmm, the dog maybe thought "I could, if I wanted to....but I don't wanna!"
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0 167. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion

Now it's 100% dry!
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+1 168. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The best "Come on down" ever on The Price is Right.

She's like "yeah, now I am able to WIN all this useless stuff I can't afford"
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+4 169. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video How to open wine bottle with shoe.

Hmm, I imagine a nice and romantic dinner with a girl...and then...ME..opening a wine bottle WITH A SHOE!!!!

No second date I guess...
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+2 170. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair

I want to know what got him into the weelcher....reckless driving?!!?
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+81 171. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video First time machine

pffff...time machine....I have already built one next week.
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0 172. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Television is a drug.

if television is a drug then it's meth....lots of it!
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+1 173. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Purse Snatchers on a Motorcycle Beaten by Angry Crowd

Hmmm, strange kind of Kung-Fu.


But, ok they are thieves, but I'm scared how less it takes to turn pepole to an angry, blood-thirsty mob.

Eye-for-an-Eye is OK, but to be beaten to death for stealing is NOT OK....what comes next...nuclear warfare?!?!
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0 174. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Statue moving fail

Hmm, this happened in Brecht....brecht is the german word for (an order to) break it!


I think these were germans and they did what they were told"
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+6 175. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Train snow plowing

Who needs to see if you have a horn like this!
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+16 176. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack

Can't imagine to drive a car with my Lap'n'Snack....so I will stay on my couch
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+4 177. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!

IT'S A TRAP!
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+2 178. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The boy who sees without eyes.

Nature will find it's way...ALYWAYS!
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-1 179. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Swallowing a mic

The video is quite old,but nice it found it's way to snotr.

Google for "siggi frisst das mikro"
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+4 180. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Salmon Pink Bird Eating Spider

Damn, I should work on my english skills.

I was expecting a pink bird eating THIS spider :|
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0 181. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Unusual way to get a job

#8 jep, thats true, but he applied for a job at a some kind of marketing company.

6$ worth of google adwords might work if you are looking for some kind of "marketing job", but not for REAL work!
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+1 182. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Menu handling

#17 hmm, might be true but I would like to get a notice if a video is accepted or declined.

I just want to hear someting.

I uploaded a video once but it did not show up until now neither there was any information if it was declined or so.
I even thought about resubmittin it.


So please humble SNOTR admins, inform us, if a video is accepted or not (you don't have to tell why)...or let me help you sort out the videos.
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+1 183. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Fail compilation

1:16 I would be PROUD of having such empathetic friends/spectators
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+3 184. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Drunk Guy Falls Through Fence

OK, the guys did not helpe the guy, but as far as I can see in the video, the guy is not in trouble....he is awake, does not seem to be hurt (he looks like he is smiling) and SHURE, he is looking funny.

At least they realized, that it was not so good not to help the guy, afterwards!
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+4 185. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Fail compilation

Top 3 statements after a FAIL:

Ouch

Shit


HAHAHAH!
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-1 186. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Pole Vault Fail

#17 and he could have avoided this, by staing at home watching snotr.

Damn I could have avoidet this post If I minded the "Comment rating to low warning"
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+3 187. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Merry-go-round of death

Don't they learn about centrifugal force in the UK?
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+3 188. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Skiing on one foot

Hmm, he should try if he can participate in Paralympics
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+3 189. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Standing cat

OMG, if he would have an opposable thumb, he would take over the world!

BTW #3, you realized the poster so you must be single, too :P
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+1 190. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Parliamentary voting in Russia

WE NEED MOAR VOTING MACHINES!!111!!

By the way, does having voting machines mean that I do not have to vote myself because the machine is voting for me?!?!?!?!
(Thats what machines were intended to do!)
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+7 191. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The Transparent Car

#9 I don't think this would be great...no more "sexy time" in a car without people watching you!
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+26 192. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Nice camouflage

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+10 193. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video First!

Being first is not hard, being the very LAST one is, what counts.
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-1 194. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road

#25, but only 0.00036 seconds with enough explosives
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0 195. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Nike Sportswear T-Shirt Gun

This is the second best invention, just after Homer Jay Simpsons makeup gun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3ajfkc5TI
It starts at 0:50
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+10 196. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Ibex with itchy bum

Natural selection at work.

Now you know, why the ones with the biggest horns are more successfull!
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+4 197. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Dog Girl

#17 they said she was born in '83 and they stated that she was 22 the time it was filmed.

0:50 will enlighten you.

PS: Your caps lock key is broken
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-2 198. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water

Thanks advertising...

we spend money, which we do not have to buy stuff, which we don't need to impress people, which we don't like.



Here in austria we have good tap water and I only drink bottled water if I want carbonated water.
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+3 199. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Monkey pulls Dog across the river

#13 hmm, maybe there are deaf people in japan too.
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+7 200. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Awareness test!

I did't notice any changes because I was watching the maids short skirt.

Does that mean I am unaware or just horny?
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+3 201. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Big machine

#19 They are powered by electricity...the biggest of them consume about 16.560 kW.
The motor which moves the digging buckest consumes 4x840kW

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schaufelradbagger for those who understand german
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+3 202. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Dont park where you cut a tree...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
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+4 203. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Intentional car crash

#19 it did not stop the crime, only record it.

Its up to the people to stop the crimes, CCTV can't do this, we have to do it ourselves!

moral and civil courage for everyone!
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+1 204. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Soccer fans Dream come true

Hmm, they said I should not try it myself....damn I just moved my 6 hydraulic lifts in place and ordered some bungee ropes.
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+4 205. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad

Hapyy caturday, this is your new scratching pole..aah..pad
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+4 206. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The Regurgitator - Britain's Got Talent 2010

In normal live he sells antacids I think...
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+2 207. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Big Spider

Another lesson learned...listen to your children...they're right most of the times.

I did not understad the part after "Daddy I told you to..." but I think she is right a second time :-)
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+2 208. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Uphill Maniacs

3rd mortgage in 3...2....1
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+1 209. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Make Glass Invisible In Oil

Whoa, physics...Einstein would be proud! ;-)
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+2 210. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Cop Bends

This is a good example for sensible, intelligent humor ;-)
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+1 211. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The Atomic Cannon

#28 I don't think you want this.

It is like having a gun at home makes the probability to get shot
2.7 times higher...but with this one at home you won't get shot but nuked ;-)
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-1 212. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Freaking Amazing Unreal Shots

#9 this has nothing to do with skill...only with persistance.

In the beginnig these kind of videos were nice...but now they tend to become boring.
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+4 213. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Garbage explosion

MYTHBUSTERS.....the early years ;-)
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+7 214. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Incendiary Burnout

Try THIS with a hybrid!
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+4 215. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Humping animals

#15 I would call it masturbation
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+6 216. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Drum Machine

Imagine having this on your office desk and resting your palms for a while.
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+3 217. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing

Who is more stoned.....the person who made this clip, or the person who approved it.
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+4 218. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video 4 Girls act like their boyfriends

Bud light or Sex in a canoe...Both f*#?ing close to water.
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0 219. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video African waterman

I can do the same, but it has to be 1.5 liters of vodka not water :P
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+1 220. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Hostage rescue exercise in Russia

By judging the way how calm they act, explosion of buses might happen very often in Khazakstan.
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+1 221. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid

Hmm, I wish mythbusters would have done this "test".

I do not think, they would have explained the digestive system but I bet they would have blown up one cheesburger at the end of the test!
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+8 222. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time

But my personal Number 1 low flyby is http://www.snotr.com/video/4165


#14 yeah they are good, but I believe learning to fly over a desert or the ocan is nothing compared to the thrill flying between mountains.

patrouille swiss FTW!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=patrouille+suisse&aq=0

#20 its Massive Attack - Angel look for it in the tubes!
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-2 223. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Flooded meadow

Flushing meadows, u r doin it wrong! :P

Hmm, and it's not that far away from my place...when I'v been there, more footage will follow :)
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0 224. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught

It do not think there will be peace in the world when even the "inhabitants of snotr" can live peacefully togehter without insulting each other.


And yes, I agree someone should be able to defend himself, but there is something named "excessive force" as well.
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+9 225. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Can I get a napkin please?

At first I was like 0:58 ....then I 1:57
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+1 226. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Aborted Landing

When I watch videos like this, I wish snotr would have a loop button.

I think I wathched the video 10 times in a row!
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+8 227. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Goatpipes

Please, let that goat be dead :P
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-5 228. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt

Even if bush did wipe his hands because of his own sweat and not because he touched haitians, there must be stated that wiping his hand on _ANOTHER_ persons shirt is not something a person with good manners would do!
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-1 229. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Where is the owner?

#(removed comment) if you do this, you will be soon someones girlfriend......in prison!
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+12 230. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Crane Fail

With the explosion on the right side, this looks like a _HUGE_ Rube-Goldberg-Machine
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+14 231. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Tractor vs stone

Thank god it's a 4x4
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+7 232. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...

Hmm, I don't think my insurance would cover the damage if I tumble down a hill in a self-welded beast of a 4x4 with tires which would even make "Bib the Michelin Man" envious
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+2 233. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Crash and Eddie

#13 Well, judging all the russian videos on snotr, I can't believe this.
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+3 234. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Movies are made to be seen

hmm, every time I heard emperor I imagined http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine walking through the arctic ice
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0 235. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The Food Lift

Laziness...best inventor since creation of the wheel!
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+4 236. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Bad toilet day

So, how was your day at work?.....shitty...literally!
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+42 237. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Fed-ex Commercial

#3 you work at UPS, don't you?
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+3 238. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Chatroulette funny piano improv

Whoa, this was the first chatroulette vid I _really_ enjoyed.

BTW, congrats to your next achievement #1
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-3 239. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Google: don't be evil?

# one time there will be a google computer in every house...without keybord, mouse or other input hardware and they won't play television or something, but google boradcast 24/7
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+2 240. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video High Blood Pressure

Hmm, two birds with one stone....fire extinguished and blood pressure lowered....and he can cancel his fire and health insurance. Now THATS a combo!
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+5 241. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant

#20 believe me, it looks better than it tastes...yes, I have tried...no, not at a restaurant....yes, when I was drunk!
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+1 242. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Spray paint art

Yeah, its kinda nice, but it is not something I would call "art"

Its alway some kind of "space pictures" and they look all kinda "cheesy" (I don't know of this is the right translation, dict.cc told so....In german it is called "kitschig";)

Artist have some kind of variation in the things they paint.
The technique is the same but the scenes differ.


From my point of view its only 20$ holiday souvenirs.
Could have been a big shell or a dried strafish as well.
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0 243. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door

#28 i think his optometrist hates him!
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+2 244. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Beer launching fridge

Someone should invent the pizza launching oven then there is no reason to move any more.
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-5 245. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car

hmm, is this the car of the previous video?

I hope the guys are driving to the junkyard.
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+5 246. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door

#7 no....not if he intended to be on snotr!
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+7 247. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Stinky feet

#6 ever heard of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gore-Tex in your mountain village?

but i don't understand why he does not faint...no olfactory nerves?
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+1 248. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video The frustrated trumpet player

Hmm, looks like the trumpet has been lying there for ages...now it makes sense why grandpa left it there.
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+3 249. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils

#21 yeah, life is life-threatening!


But what we really have to fear ist stupidity.

Even 1 ppb can lead to millions of victims when given "weapons of mass destruction"
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+1 250. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Car wash rampage

Nice, 30 seconds for a car wash.
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+13 251. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter

Man, what is going on in politics (not only in america)

It is not important to make better politics, it is just about discrediting the others politics.

BTW...I think all of the politicians are F...... retarded ass..... but of course this meaning is only satirical
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+4 252. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Hooligan police

...to server and protect!
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+1 253. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills

damn, I did not see anything....the video flickered so hard I did not even see the tiles falling.
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+2 254. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video In Control

Is this some kind of subversive apple ad?
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+3 255. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Ralatak

OMG, I just paused this video to get back to WORK!


Did not expect the vid to be THIS boring.
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-4 256. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Killjoy - Dead Frog (Estonian comedy sketch)

Hmmm, estonians shure have strange looking kitchens.
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0 257. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Eating Giant Larva

#7 I bet you are watching lip-synced "casting" shows and mocking about Bear Grylls not being in "the wild"
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+1 258. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Big balls trail ride

As far as I can see he has a GPS mounted on the motorcycle.

Maybe it misguided this people as so much others before :-P
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+1 259. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Cat lift

Cat lift....for when a cat door is just too boring!
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+2 260. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Pelican attacks weatherman

Hmm, I think the pelican is a relative of this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU&feature=fvw


Poor, hungry pelican.
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+1 261. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Clean Your Balls..

I think I won't use it because my steely balls might get rusty.
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-4 262. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Guy Sneaks Onto Champion Soccer Team

I have to admit, he is the Kevin Mitnick of football!
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+10 263. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Teletransporter ambient

am I the only one, but I don't count "come here, you pirate" as an insult.



arrrr, smartly, me lass, bring me my grog!
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0 264. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Buttered shower floor

hmmm, how about electrifying the shower handles...or setting the bathroom door on fire.couldn't have been more dangereous.

seriously guys (and girls of course) this is far away of being funny.

i am not against pranks in general, but there have been too many buttered/oiled/iced floor, pranks so this is getting boring
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+1 265. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Red Bull Stratosphere

#13 I would get the info if I was willing to install silverlight.

No thanks guys...you redbull ppl. lost credebility with creating a website which is coposed only of silverlight!

I hope the webdesigners don't chosse his parachute as well :P
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0 266. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II

#4 but this counts also for slomo racing.....did you realize the motorcycle jumps and how the driver reacts...or the formular one car which oversteered and the drivers reaction to it?


I like the video....nice, chilly made up pictues and a relaxing soundtrack...thats all you need.
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-4 267. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver

In Russ...Romaina road drives you....crazy!
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-2 268. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video My mom said I could

#(removed comment), I think it is the english guy they have sex with who is screaming "YES!"
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+1 269. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Look At My Horse

Hmmmm, I hear a meme knocking!


Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!
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+3 270. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Look At My Horse

Hmmmm, I hear a meme knocking!


Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!
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+3 271. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video I Gotta Feeling

Hmmmm, I wanna hear this without AutoTune :S
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0 272. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm

Steampunk (or Woodpunk in this case) FTW!
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+3 273. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Tightrope tricks

#12 The song is from Deichkind and is called Arbeit nervt.

Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytm4XaRUuiE for the video.
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+16 274. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Thai chewing gum

OK, Thais are not only geographically near to japanese!
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+3 275. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)

#12 this is ripped off http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron

The car's everyday top speed is listed at 350 km/h (220 mph). When the car reaches 220 km/h (140 mph), hydraulics lower the car until it has a ground clearance of about 9 cm (3.5 in.). At the same time, the wing and spoiler deploy. This is the "handling mode", in which the wing helps provide 3,425 newtons (770 lbf) of downforce, holding the car to the road, and helping the Bugatti Veyron perform 1.34 g forces on a 300 foot skidpad.[14]
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-5 276. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Near hit

#13 and what is this in "real" money? :P
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+15 277. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall

From 0 to -22000$ in 8.2 seconds.
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+6 278. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Clutch explodes In racecar

#1 i think he can be happy that the only thing he lost, was the race.

But the driver kept very cool...I exepted from at least something that he says something like "oh, shit!"
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+1 279. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Chinese Factory

While reading "chinese" factory I thought the product fails, not the guy :P
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+6 280. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Supersport biker

#7 because the body can heal damaged structures, but i haven't seen a bike which "unwrecks" himself.
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+17 281. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Drifting with zero experience

#(removed comment) yeah, but now in his wheelchair!
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+20 282. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Motorcycle accident

Helmets don't protect you from stupidness!

So in this case a helmet would not have helped him!
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+3 283. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Mascot dancing at halftime

#1 it is voice controlled.

In the beginning they are talking about what the person inside shall do, and then it is done.
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0 284. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka

NO INJURIES!?!?!?!


You did not count my bleeding heart!
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+4 285. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video Robot walking like a human

Looks like they are used to these kind of Asimo fails...looks like they had this mobile wall standing around for a reason!


But really...Asimo is a aaaw-how-cute-robot....these Boston dynamics are badass (and a little bit creepy)...they would kick asimovs butt (if he would not fall over before)
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+9 286. Skeesicks commented 9 years ago on video truck fail compilation

kinetic energy galore!
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0 287. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Feed The World

#5 you recited it wrong..the right version is


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
give him a freshly-charged Electric Eel and chances are he won't bother you for anything ever again.
>:)
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+7 288. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Feed The World

Let's guess which kind of drug was involved in creating this video.

You first!
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+11 289. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Slow Mo Bullet Impacts

There are two types of people.


The ones who switch off after 30 seconds and the ones who watch the whole clip with eyes wide open and yelling FUUUUUUUCKKKKK once in a minute.


I must confess I belong to the second type :P
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+3 290. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Max as Batman

I think ADHD and Batman costume dont get along together.
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+29 291. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Red Green Show

Redneck chainsaw >:)
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-1 292. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight

Man, I hate this....two men fight but instead to get some ppl. and try to seperate them they film it from every angle and do nothing.
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+2 293. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Motorbike Vs Pole

OMG, don't you need driving lessons before riding a motorcycle?

These videos seem to show people who only know how to drive a bike.
And all this without a helmet :S

But the baseball cap is nearly as good as a helmet (but only if worn frontside backwards) >:)
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+1 294. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video A grande wedding

#2 you mean the brown one on the right side of the video?
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+3 295. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Super Bowl 2009 commercials

punching small animals FTW :D
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+19 296. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Guy with a Bow

Yeah, feed my snotr addiction.
4 days no new videos was a hard time.

Btw. this guy reminds me of the "slingshot-guy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0
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+27 297. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video One Man Flash Mob

OK, obviosly he cut out the scenes where he got beaten up ;-)
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+19 298. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank

Normally airbags are designed to save your life not to ruin it!
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0 299. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video How to turn around a bus on a bridge

#10 we saw this b4 on snotr!

http://www.snotr.com/video/1323
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+1 300. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Super spray painting

Damn, it took him only 2:43 and I bet he can sell it for 30€ at least!

Thats a nice hourly wage.

I should had listened to my mommy who said FCUK I.T. (yes, computers and stuff!!) and do some art, this is wheres the big money at ;-)

And he can use a blowtorch at work...I envy him for that >:)
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+5 301. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video A Normal Day 2

It is no fake!

I've seen this on german TV (Pro 7 Galileo).
They visited the guys tho check if it's fake or not.

Some of the tricks took more shots to but there has been no video editing to complete the vids.

The toothbrush trick is no fake at all!
[edit]
For the german speaking guys of you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5fR_GYRD8
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+3 302. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video TopGear - Ferrari FXX

1M$ and does not have a stereo!

Just as my 1k5€ BMW except it has 8 times more HP :-)
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+2 303. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Reporter being owned

As far as I can see the reporter has much more guts than she has.
Seconds after he passed out he continues his interview and gives her his support (better he did so :) )

10 monkey heads for this guy!

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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0 304. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Nasty pig food

Whoos, sorry for the douplepost, but I hit the reload button :-(
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+4 305. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Nasty pig food

Hope he closed the window before....but I think he didnt >:)
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+5 306. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Hamster can't eat pencil

So I see, hamsters don't go for the taste, only the size.
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+1 307. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video The Keyboard Cat

This one remebers me of "The tourist guy"
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0 308. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video BMW test drive gone wrong

She is not that stupid.
It seems to me that she ruined the car BEFORE she bought it!
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+2 309. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Duck and Cover

Hehehe
"If there is a flash, brighter than anything you've ever seen"

If you see this flash...you won't be able to see anything bright again.
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+18 310. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Helmet camera view of motorcycle crash

#5 how do you know what a gay porn looks like? :P
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+4 311. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video The Simpsons - NEW Main Title

With HD you are finally able to see what's Maggie "worth"
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0 312. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Can time slow down?

where can I enlist being one of the rats?
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+8 313. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age

Go get me some american stones...I want to try this!
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+2 314. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald

OK, one question:

Who did watch this 'till the end without fast forward?
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+3 315. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video How to fix a TV

Hmm, looks like breaking and fixing a plasma TV actually looks the same.
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+14 316. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video How to cheat on any test

'K, thanks for showing a new, fail-save version on how to cheat on tests.

But I bet he wont passt the english test ;-)
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0 317. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video NBA mascot bloopers

Thank god their costumes give them some sort of padding.

But I bet on 0:55 only "Balls of Steel" woud have helped :P
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+1 318. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Painful compilation

Pain is temporary, Glory is forever! :P
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+5 319. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video 911 call

IMHO this one is a fake.

In the beginning you can hear the dialtones so the caller is recording the call.
So i think this was made up because why else should the caller record this phone call.
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0 320. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video The Best viral videos of 2008: A retrospective

It is "Ante Up" from "M.O.P"
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+10 322. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Twin tesla coils play Mario Bros theme song

Now this is NERDCORE!