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2. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Forget floppy drives...
Nice to see something new.
The floppy-drive and tesla-coil videos tended to get boring!
The floppy-drive and tesla-coil videos tended to get boring!


3. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video "Strange Addictions"!
#5 maybe they are what they are because somebody smacked them at the WRONG time.


4. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video I want my carrots
I have to work on the hairy bits and the claws...but apart from that my sloth impersonation is quite good!


5. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Better Reality 3D scan
If I want to see thrash in 3D I look beneath my sofa, not on snotr ;-)


6. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video The most original haircut
I should call her to mow my lawn!


7. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Why marijuana is illegal...
#(removed comment) drunk people run over children with their car and get into fights!
People on weed smile and eat tons of mexican food!
If there is some sort of drug that switches your body in _real_ panic mode...(anxiety, panic, adrenaline and stuff), nobody would take it, because nobody wants to feel panicked for a couple of hours.....you take drugs to feel good, not bad!
Please go educate yourself before posting this kind of bullshit!
And if something is illegal, just beacause it makes the person "less controllable", then guns and bodybuilding should be illegal as well!
People on weed smile and eat tons of mexican food!
If there is some sort of drug that switches your body in _real_ panic mode...(anxiety, panic, adrenaline and stuff), nobody would take it, because nobody wants to feel panicked for a couple of hours.....you take drugs to feel good, not bad!
Please go educate yourself before posting this kind of bullshit!
And if something is illegal, just beacause it makes the person "less controllable", then guns and bodybuilding should be illegal as well!


8. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Rufio from Hook auditions for 'A Street Car Named Desire.'
I wonder how much cocaine they had to use to be actually fond of their "creation"
"*snort*.....man, this video we made is awesome...*snor*....yes, we are the greatest!"
"*snort*.....man, this video we made is awesome...*snor*....yes, we are the greatest!"


10. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Killer Mike: Life Advice
#4 sometimes it is good to know how to fight.
It gives you self confidence, which in turn can avoid a fight!
Nobody wants to fight somebody who can stand his ground!
And it is good workout, too....you want to stay fit...healthy mind in a healthy body!
It gives you self confidence, which in turn can avoid a fight!
Nobody wants to fight somebody who can stand his ground!
And it is good workout, too....you want to stay fit...healthy mind in a healthy body!


11. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video 4 Year Olds Bucket List
I don't want to know the cost of this commercial but I am sure it is enough to drill at least one well!
Don't get me wrong, It's not that I don't want to help, but I want to spend money to help people, not to create ads!
Don't get me wrong, It's not that I don't want to help, but I want to spend money to help people, not to create ads!


12. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Extreme Barbie Jeep racing


13. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves
The monkey should have shown him how to correctly hold a phone while filming!


14. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Balance Artist in Dubai
I bet nobody of his family wants to play jenga with him anymore!


15. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Honey I lost my job today...
Nice to see true professionals at work....whit these skills tey should start a wrecking company!


16. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Volocopter V200
All aboard the yolocopter, my dyslexic friends!


17. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Grandma destroys beer bong at college tailgate
#1 or american "beer"


18. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado
#16, maybe earth wants you on this planet but at least, judginb by the votes, snotr does not want you in here!


19. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Motorcycle drives 300km/h on Autobahn, gets passed by Audi RS6
#9, no this is not because of the camera.
If you look closer, you can see that it starts flashing always at the same ref.
This flashing is helping you to judge when to change gears.
Its not actually the redline, but not far away!
See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp0-iQLpRAc
for another type of Kawasaki whit the same feature!
If you look closer, you can see that it starts flashing always at the same ref.
This flashing is helping you to judge when to change gears.
Its not actually the redline, but not far away!
See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp0-iQLpRAc
for another type of Kawasaki whit the same feature!


20. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video How Does A Gas Nozzle Know When To Shut Off?
That's one of the worst explanation videos I've ever seen.
Shure they explain the basic pri8nciple, but did anybody really know now how it works.
Why does the Venturi Tube change pressure and how is the little tube connected to the venturi tube....the schematics are more confusing than helping explain this thing!
Shure they explain the basic pri8nciple, but did anybody really know now how it works.
Why does the Venturi Tube change pressure and how is the little tube connected to the venturi tube....the schematics are more confusing than helping explain this thing!


21. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video No Place to Race
Damn at first I was "Who the HELL would place these obstacles on a race track?!?!"
VERY well made!
VERY well made!


22. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video GTA V Review: So Realistic It's Boring
I would TOTALLY buy this game!


23. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Crab Eating Frozen Gas
The crab consumes methane gas...that means this crab runs on FART-GAS!


24. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Why Are American Health Care Costs So High ?
Not being "socialist" costs BIG money!


25. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Kitten meets Hedgehog
#6,#7,#13 do you realy think, having a typo in my comment makes me stupid (or should I say spupid)..I mostly know how to type, even while not being an englich native speaker.
Shure I can't type 10-fingersy-style but you can lean back while having a grammar check.....my browsers grammar check only covers german...so WTF do you blame me for a single type and calling me stupid....shure it is kind of ironic misspelling stupid but at least I can spell iliterat (Yes this was a joke!)
Shure I can't type 10-fingersy-style but you can lean back while having a grammar check.....my browsers grammar check only covers german...so WTF do you blame me for a single type and calling me stupid....shure it is kind of ironic misspelling stupid but at least I can spell iliterat (Yes this was a joke!)


26. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Why glasses are so expensive
OEM Business at its finest!
Damn badge engineering!
Selling cheapo crappo with a premium price tag!
Damn badge engineering!
Selling cheapo crappo with a premium price tag!


27. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Kitten meets Hedgehog
More dangereous than toxoplasmosis is spupidity...highly infective and spreaded by persons like #(removed comment)


28. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video One Decision
Damn, some people should not be allowed to reproduce.
You need permission for everything, even fishing and having a dog...why not for conceiving children?!!
You need permission for everything, even fishing and having a dog...why not for conceiving children?!!


29. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Porn is different from sex in real life
#8 an infantil, virginal liar!


30. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Gecko saves his friend from a snake
#4 Even staring on a white wall for one and a haf hour is way better than twilight!


31. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Tornado vs House
"And for my next illusion I will make that house dissapear."
-Tornado
-Tornado


32. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Death cat and a dog
Russians...always the source for funny videos! (Or maybe Greeks!)


33. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Manliest tool ever
Transcript as follows:
Mua i mei Bier wegtuan: Now I have to get my beer out of sight (hardly hearable)
Bier versteckn: Hide the beer.
HAHAHAHAHA (international recognizable)
Daun hoit i di nimma auf: I don't want to delay you any further. (also very silent)
Paast: I`s OK!
Next words are unrecognizable even for a native (Austrian) speaker but i think they said "Weil wir san ah scho unterwegs" (Because we get it going as well)
BANG! BOOM BANG! (I hope no translation necessary!)
BTW I think they speak some austrian/german dialect (I would guess Salzburg, but maybe bavarian)
Hope this helps!
Mua i mei Bier wegtuan: Now I have to get my beer out of sight (hardly hearable)
Bier versteckn: Hide the beer.
HAHAHAHAHA (international recognizable)
Daun hoit i di nimma auf: I don't want to delay you any further. (also very silent)
Paast: I`s OK!
Next words are unrecognizable even for a native (Austrian) speaker but i think they said "Weil wir san ah scho unterwegs" (Because we get it going as well)
BANG! BOOM BANG! (I hope no translation necessary!)
BTW I think they speak some austrian/german dialect (I would guess Salzburg, but maybe bavarian)
Hope this helps!


34. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Yak 50 engine fails and pilot has to make emergency landing
Did he just say Wico instad of Roger and was this a pun referencing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Quest ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Quest ?


35. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video So this is what we eat at all the major US pizza places...
#19 here are your facts:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC397582/pdf/pnas00348-0289.pdf
Sorry, It wasn`t written by Montsanto, just sponsored!
And why do you pull out some studies about 'effin acesulfam K ?!?!
Aspartam (E 951) is not Acesulfam K (E 950) !!
And I DID NOT say artificial sweeteners are toxic/dangereous/whatsoever I just said Stevia is around longer than E 95X so chances are that we know more about it than about E 95X.
And, #19 before you mock people, get the right facts...Stevia IS NOT acesulfam K, it a total different substance....AND SO ARE THE STUDIES!
So long, you are welcome to STFU and play with children of your age instead of insulting people on the internets.
You're welcome!
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC397582/pdf/pnas00348-0289.pdf
Sorry, It wasn`t written by Montsanto, just sponsored!
And why do you pull out some studies about 'effin acesulfam K ?!?!
Aspartam (E 951) is not Acesulfam K (E 950) !!
And I DID NOT say artificial sweeteners are toxic/dangereous/whatsoever I just said Stevia is around longer than E 95X so chances are that we know more about it than about E 95X.
And, #19 before you mock people, get the right facts...Stevia IS NOT acesulfam K, it a total different substance....AND SO ARE THE STUDIES!
So long, you are welcome to STFU and play with children of your age instead of insulting people on the internets.
You're welcome!


36. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video So this is what we eat at all the major US pizza places...
Happy brainwashing #15
The study about the risks of Stevia was paid by Montsanto (the producer of aspartam)
Stevia was used for ca. 5000 years whereas aspartam is aroun since 1965ish
So tell me, why aspartam is safer even when we don't know the long term effects.
The study about the risks of Stevia was paid by Montsanto (the producer of aspartam)
Stevia was used for ca. 5000 years whereas aspartam is aroun since 1965ish
So tell me, why aspartam is safer even when we don't know the long term effects.


37. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video How we see
I think you and charlie brown had the same teacher!


38. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Why so many dashcams in russia?
I live in austria and we also have the full coverance insurance/limited liabaility insurance......but we don't have this much dashcams because the police in my country is not as corrupt as the russian police.
The only thing why russians have dashcams is, that they can prove they are not guilty even if the police is turning against them cause of bribing.
I once had an accident in austria without being guilty for causeing this accident....but the insuruanca of the guy who caused the accident literally bought me a new car!
The only thing why russians have dashcams is, that they can prove they are not guilty even if the police is turning against them cause of bribing.
I once had an accident in austria without being guilty for causeing this accident....but the insuruanca of the guy who caused the accident literally bought me a new car!


39. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video The first step to save mankind ...
What if I don't have a cellphone....no beer for me ?!?!?! 



40. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Russian Biker 1, Traffic Jam 0
#9 the only thing what I would want are his balls!


41. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video James Doohan most remarkable memory
Faith in humanity restored BIG TIME!


42. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Slow Motion of an AK-47 Underwater
Use plexiglass next time...no shattering at all, only a small bullet hole!


44. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video A hunter in a tree-stand gets an unexpected visit.
Have you seen my car keys?...no?...thanks!


45. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Hanging from hands over nothing
#5 Most (or all) basejumpers don't carry a backup because they know they don't have the time to open it.
Either the primary does the job ooor...Goodbye cruel world!
Either the primary does the job ooor...Goodbye cruel world!


46. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video Death Buy A Lemonade
Capitalism in a nutshell.


47. Skeesicks commented 10 years ago on video The reasons why we drive on the left vs. right side of the road
#10 the gas and the breaks are not switched, you only have to shift with your left hand!
If you would have to brake with the left foot, when you drive a english car you would cause MASSIVE havoc.
Try it!...but only with low speed, and when there is nothing around.
If you would have to brake with the left foot, when you drive a english car you would cause MASSIVE havoc.
Try it!...but only with low speed, and when there is nothing around.


48. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video PhysX - Real-Time Fluid Physics Demo
Yeah, pretty nice....but nifty graphics cannot compensate for bad game design!


49. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Absolutely monstrous waves rocking ship
All aboard the FailBoat....NOT!


50. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Astronaut Chris Hadfield Plays Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage's Space Game on the ISS
Get up at 6:00 ?!?!
Sorry NASA but I have to turn you down!
Sorry NASA but I have to turn you down!


51. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video When was the last time you tested your eyesight
This proves nothing.....the frequency in this test has nothing to do with good (or bad hearing)...It is normal for people to not hear this frequency, especially if they are older.
Yeah, if you don't hear the sound, you don't have 100% hearing capability, but probably more than enough hearing capability for normal life!
Yeah, if you don't hear the sound, you don't have 100% hearing capability, but probably more than enough hearing capability for normal life!


52. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Cloud Jump
#5, no its not normal, but happens sometimes...and it's not dangereous at all, because the lines are all nice and ordered and only the two main lines itself are twisted...no harm done, you dont have to anything at all, they untangle just from theirselves.
#9 yeah, this is the cause why you check if your nuts are in place BEFORE you get in the plane...not after the jump...dindn't they tell you that?
#9 yeah, this is the cause why you check if your nuts are in place BEFORE you get in the plane...not after the jump...dindn't they tell you that?


53. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Cloud Jump
I know why they jump out of the plane...the propellers are barely moving!


54. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video How to make way for a firetruck
Despite the poor video quality.I asume this video takes place in Austria.
We have a law that, if there is heavy traffic, you will have to make place in the middle of the road, even if there is no emergency vehicle.
If you dont form the so called "Rettungsgasse" you will be fined up to 2000 Euro!
We have a law that, if there is heavy traffic, you will have to make place in the middle of the road, even if there is no emergency vehicle.
If you dont form the so called "Rettungsgasse" you will be fined up to 2000 Euro!


55. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Treadmill Dancing
Because running is too mainstream 



56. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video What happens to a coffee cup at 2300 meters depth in the ocean...
So, thats where midgets are born 



57. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video LEGO 360° Milling Machine
#2 that's what the father of these kids is doing :-P


58. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video 7 year old steals car to escape church
He shure is a better driver than some adults!


60. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Clever raccoon walking across phone wires
The not-so-clever racoon chose the power lines.
What happened can be seen two videos earlier!
What happened can be seen two videos earlier!


61. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Solving three cubes while juggling them
If this video is fake, hats off to the faker!
It looks also fake to me, but only because I cannot believe, what I saw!
It looks also fake to me, but only because I cannot believe, what I saw!


62. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video Neighbour of the year picks up 17 year old from School in a Lamborghini, then matches and doubles al
Guy with a 300k Lambo living in the same street as a girl on welfare with an alcoholic mother?!?


63. Skeesicks commented 11 years ago on video World's Shortest Train
Turn the Vid to full screen and watch the two Tshirts on the upper right corner.
Their movement is verrry strange as the train passes by, so I call this fake!
Their movement is verrry strange as the train passes by, so I call this fake!


64. Skeesicks commented 12 years ago on video Karate Guys
Haha, I like the black ninja at 0:49
!
Hope he didnt too much practice at home

Hope he didnt too much practice at home



65. Skeesicks commented 12 years ago on video A misunderstood man...
OMG, I took me nearly 3 minutes to get the point of this video
At first I thougt, why would this company hire a mime, and why didnt anybody smack him in the face ?!?!

At first I thougt, why would this company hire a mime, and why didnt anybody smack him in the face ?!?!



66. Skeesicks commented 12 years ago on video Prank backfires
At first, when he pulled out the gun, I thought it was fake...but when i realized, that they are pranking the prankster I found it very entertaining.
Typical mindfuck for me..I think this is what you call PRANKCEPTION
Typical mindfuck for me..I think this is what you call PRANKCEPTION



67. Skeesicks commented 12 years ago on video Drunk painter
He better is a painter than a taxi driver.. 



68. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Has this ever happened to you in the morning?
#1, thats not really true...If he would be intelligent he would recognize himself, like chimpanzees do...self recognition is the first step to self wawareness!
See http://www.primates.com/misc/mirror-self.html
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-pc_M2qI74
See http://www.primates.com/misc/mirror-self.html
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-pc_M2qI74


69. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Top Gear- The new Lunar Rover
6:49...Cover cameras before use
Maybe Cape Canaveral does not want to see pooping astronauts

Maybe Cape Canaveral does not want to see pooping astronauts



70. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'
In my kind of view the slim kid got what he deserved...he smacked the "fat" kid TWO times in the face.....the first time he tried to be calm, but the second time he body slammed him...he got what he deserved, even if he has been bullied before....two hits are one to many.
Try to fight with words, but if this is not enough then
http://www.snotr.com/video/11/Lethal_street_fighting
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVun0Aek_Q&feature=related afterwards if you have a wrong picture of Bas!
Try to fight with words, but if this is not enough then
http://www.snotr.com/video/11/Lethal_street_fighting
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVun0Aek_Q&feature=related afterwards if you have a wrong picture of Bas!


71. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video The 1990 Nintendo World Championships


72. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Biggest Biceps In Latin America
No brain, no pain!
I mean, how can any sane person wo is capable to use google use synthol...everybody knows its fake, so why be proud of it?!?
I am shure I am a pushover but I can take out this guy!
I mean, how can any sane person wo is capable to use google use synthol...everybody knows its fake, so why be proud of it?!?
I am shure I am a pushover but I can take out this guy!


73. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video 320,000 Firecracker Salute
No, only 317628 went off...I counted ;-P


74. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video One Epic Ride
I bet the mayans won't be excited at all when it comes to find a gas station ;-P


75. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Unpractical shoes
Reminds me of the AT-ST walker in "Return of the Jedi"


76. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Lego ancient greek computer
muusstt...buyyy...leeegoo....noooww
Man, I wish I had internets when I was 10 years old, bet I would have built some wicked stuff whit this kind of inspiration.
Man, I wish I had internets when I was 10 years old, bet I would have built some wicked stuff whit this kind of inspiration.


77. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Supercharged Engine Blows
Judging by their reactions, it is not theyr car.
Or they got used to "blowing up" engines
Or they got used to "blowing up" engines



78. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Coldplay steals from Super Mario bro's
This was probably made of some "DJ" who presents his "remixes" and "techno-versions" on youtube 



79. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video 200 beers, please !
#19, yes he is speaking czech but this is really in vienna, #12 is right.
http://www.schweizerhaus.at/1024/video.html skip to 0:39 to see it!
http://www.schweizerhaus.at/1024/video.html skip to 0:39 to see it!


80. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Sum Ting Wong
Stupidity knows no skin colour!


81. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video MMA Fighter Doesn't Feel Well
#21 could be a brain concussion as well...I had one once and I puked after 10 minutes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concussion#Physical
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concussion#Physical


82. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Wiley Vs. Rhodes
I was waiting for the roadrunnner's "bdldldldldp" the whole time :-(


83. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario
Hmm, I think will let him "draw" some skulls in my appartement, maybe someone will come cleaning as well 



84. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Lego AK-47
I'm waiting for the LEGO mortar :-)


85. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video How It's Made - Magnets
Hmmm, someone should show this video to the mormons!
ArtOfTrolling GALORE!
ArtOfTrolling GALORE!


86. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video What happens when we try to walk in a straight line blindfolded.
#2, #10...i don't think so.
Even he is blind, he uses other points of reference, like sound, or he uses his stick...or dog :-).
I think he will walk circles as othere people as well..
Even he is blind, he uses other points of reference, like sound, or he uses his stick...or dog :-).
I think he will walk circles as othere people as well..


87. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade Tragedy
It's always nice to see professionals at work 



88. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Voting is hot!
If elections would change they would have been forbidden long time ago
But at least you can release some "tension"

But at least you can release some "tension"


89. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Iron Mountain
Why do they "hide" evidents of a plane crash down there?!!?
2:38 conspiracy anyone?
2:38 conspiracy anyone?


90. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Canal Jumping World Record


91. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Love Bird enjoying life
Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch ;-)


92. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Things Burglers Wouldn't Want To See


93. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Man In Wheelchair Thwarts Store Robber!
They see me rollin' They hatin'....
Dont mess withy guys in a wheelchair...even if they can't use their feet, they have _very_ strong arms.
I wonder what the other guy wants to do with the "wet floor" sign...looks a little bit goofy :-)
Dont mess withy guys in a wheelchair...even if they can't use their feet, they have _very_ strong arms.
I wonder what the other guy wants to do with the "wet floor" sign...looks a little bit goofy :-)


94. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife
I bet the thest with his mother-in-law "surprisingly" failed 



95. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Showdown in a pub
Hmm, think the bouncer should be fired!


96. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Great White Shark Accident
#5 it is to discourage people from welding their own shark-viewing-cage, as these guys did!


97. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Accident during circus
It is ok if they use no net when nobody watches, but if there are children in the audience, I don't want them to see a near-fatal fall.


98. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Portable speakers
I wanna know what happens if you put it on your forehead...sondgasm?!?!


99. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit
In france the overcompensation of small people has a long history ;-)


100. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Invisible fire
They should use Bud Light....No alcohol...No problem. :-P
#4 Yo haven't been to a bar on friday night, haven't you?
#2 If you use alcohol in an engine, the engine produces more HP
#4 Yo haven't been to a bar on friday night, haven't you?
#2 If you use alcohol in an engine, the engine produces more HP


101. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Nice to meet you
Imagine how hard he would hit him if he received actually full bottles of bud light ;-P


102. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video The Germans are going crazy on advertising
reminds me of the VW ad with the suicide bomber.
But I have never seen one of those two ads in TV, so I assume #8 is right.
But I have never seen one of those two ads in TV, so I assume #8 is right.


103. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video McLaren F1 engine test
handy if you don't have a lighter to ignite your cigarette ;-)
Incredible if you think that they get about 1000hp out of 3000cm^3
http://www.kfz-tech.de/Engl/F1Motor.htm
But I dont think I don't want to know the consumption on 100 KM!
Incredible if you think that they get about 1000hp out of 3000cm^3
http://www.kfz-tech.de/Engl/F1Motor.htm
But I dont think I don't want to know the consumption on 100 KM!


104. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video FD contest
...and where is the hose?


105. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Car Flips Several Times
I would have chosen "highway to hell" for this video :-)


106. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Pimp Your Ride
And where's the beer?..I've only seen bud light 



107. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Origin of the Queen of England
#9 yes, but the american natives are called indians because colubus thought he is in india
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples_of_the_Americas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples_of_the_Americas


108. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video First person Extreme Sports
4:44 Laguna Seca corkscrew FTW...glad to see this in first person!


109. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video BMX Rider Faceplant
I bet nex time he wears a chin guard.
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Glad I haven't had a use for this yet!
EDIT:
BTW, I noticed a UH-OH before the jump...did he foresee the faceplant!?!
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http://www.amazon.com/Bell-Bellistic-Bike-Helmet/dp/B000BPD9KC

Glad I haven't had a use for this yet!
EDIT:
BTW, I noticed a UH-OH before the jump...did he foresee the faceplant!?!


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110. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Live crabs vending machine
Damn, I'm hungry...I think I'll get a crab..I hope I have some change.


111. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Stereo Illusion
Nice 1, but the effect would have been better, if the floor was plain, not tiled.


112. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Fall down the lotion stairs
Mousa: God must love crazy people.
Rambo: Why?
Mousa: He make so many of them!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095956/quotes
Rambo: Why?
Mousa: He make so many of them!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095956/quotes


113. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Cow Attacks Drunk Who Illegally Strolls Into Rodeo
...which will be ripped off a few seconds later by a wild cow.


115. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Bank Robbery Foiled by Customer


116. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hmmm, I think we know already that you can play video game theme songs with scanners, floppy drives, stepping motors, tesla coils.
At least the tesla coils look awesome but all the other thing get boring over time.
Please come up with someting new!
At least the tesla coils look awesome but all the other thing get boring over time.
Please come up with someting new!


117. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video stop smoking
People will always do things which are harmfull for them.
Eating, drinking, smoking, drug-abuse and so on.
All is known to be harmfull but people dont't stop doing it.
They are all lazy bastards who won't kick a habit just to live longer (Including me).
People won't stop smoking just because of this kindof videos...If you want to stop smoking, you have to really want it to be sucessfull.If you just try it, you will fail.
If the brain is ready to stop smoking, then your body is as well!
Eating, drinking, smoking, drug-abuse and so on.
All is known to be harmfull but people dont't stop doing it.
They are all lazy bastards who won't kick a habit just to live longer (Including me).
People won't stop smoking just because of this kindof videos...If you want to stop smoking, you have to really want it to be sucessfull.If you just try it, you will fail.
If the brain is ready to stop smoking, then your body is as well!


118. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Police action
#9 just because he wears handcufss does not mean he is guilty.
He is innocent until conviction.
And if you dont't like how your country treats suspects you are free to move wherever you think suspects are treated right...like iraq or someting!
He is innocent until conviction.
And if you dont't like how your country treats suspects you are free to move wherever you think suspects are treated right...like iraq or someting!


119. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video All about pompom ...
Hmm, looks like cheerleading is one of the most dangerous sports in the world!


120. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Take a closer look
#4 and if not...PARTY TIME!


121. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Russian Transformers
I like the way how the clip is made up like a big-money hollywood clip but with 100% post-soviet flair.
No glamorous cars, no bling-bling and one of the actors wore beach sandals!
Truly EPIC!
No glamorous cars, no bling-bling and one of the actors wore beach sandals!
Truly EPIC!


122. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video biker films crash
Damn he drives for 16 seconds and records a near fatal crash.
What does he see if he rides a whole day?!?!
What does he see if he rides a whole day?!?!


123. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video World's Biggest Yacht


124. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Parachuting from 100,000 feet
#9 yes but some american sued Red Bull cause he says he has the intellectual property of his jump
And NO, its not Kittinger...they met before the jump!
http://www.redbullstratos.com/
Warnig MS Silverlight required!!

And NO, its not Kittinger...they met before the jump!
http://www.redbullstratos.com/
Warnig MS Silverlight required!!


125. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video shooting test
Am I the only one who is thinking about poor gun design?!?
The .50 is not this smaller but has a significant less amount of recoil in a appropriate rifle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtzk8HNPzHY
The .50 is not this smaller but has a significant less amount of recoil in a appropriate rifle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtzk8HNPzHY


126. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video This is how to use a GT Snow Racer
How's this song called...?
Hears like MC Frontalot?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG-XNrUqyzo
NERDCORE RISING!!
Hears like MC Frontalot?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG-XNrUqyzo
NERDCORE RISING!!


127. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Dean Potter, the crazy mofo
#10 and why do my fingers (and those from other climbers) grow thicker...tendons dont't grow thicker that amount so there have to be muscles as well!


128. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video paranoid prank
OMG, they are after me, I HAVE TO GO NO'?&%.....CARRIER LOST


129. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Punchbag punches back
Haha, he tried to act like a big guy and insulted the punching ball like an opponent.
Ironically, he can be glad that this was no real opponent.
"You say you are better than me....you are not"...PUNCH....OUCH!
Ironically, he can be glad that this was no real opponent.
"You say you are better than me....you are not"...PUNCH....OUCH!


130. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Tortoise Bullies Cats
I'm shure he will stop bullying them, as soon as they have learnt flipping him over.


131. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Ridiculous Drumming Skills
Is this supposed to be music?
OK, although I don't like metal I have to admit I enjoyed watching this clip...amazing drumming!

OK, although I don't like metal I have to admit I enjoyed watching this clip...amazing drumming!


132. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist
Is it necessary to beat up this guy like this?
He looked like he learned the lessen after the first kick.
And it looked more like tried to defend himself than actually "hit" the woman.
Normaly a fight should come to an end, when one of the opponets lies on the ground....but I think this "gentlemans rule" is obsolete nowadays!
He looked like he learned the lessen after the first kick.
And it looked more like tried to defend himself than actually "hit" the woman.
Normaly a fight should come to an end, when one of the opponets lies on the ground....but I think this "gentlemans rule" is obsolete nowadays!


133. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Car Jump Championships
Take this, Formula 1...100 times the fun for the price of a half brake disk :-)


134. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Packaging Playing Cards In China
If you feel bady by watching this, then stop only looking at the price of a product!


135. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Rat Takes A Bath
...did this guy name his rat tinkerbell....well the rat is adorable, indeed....but TINKERBELL....sounds a little, well, aah, u know!


136. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video worst snorer EVER!
Hmm, sounds a little bit like a wookie 



137. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video What you got there...
Hmm, elephants who recycle...Al Gore must be proud.
#5 you haven't seen Bear Grylls yet, have you?!?
#5 you haven't seen Bear Grylls yet, have you?!?


138. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping
OMG, I just watched bunnys jumping over obstacles....FOR NEARLY 4 MINUTES 



139. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Portable 1.25kJ Coilgun
Hmm, the Steyr AUG has a bullet enery of 1.8kJ and this gun has roughly 2/3 of it, so I expect it to have more penetrating power than seen in this vid.
I would say, the capacitors generate an energy of 1.25kJ but the projectile does have less energy.
I would like to see the gun firing at ballistics gel...so send it to Mythbusters!
I would say, the capacitors generate an energy of 1.25kJ but the projectile does have less energy.
I would like to see the gun firing at ballistics gel...so send it to Mythbusters!


140. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video The humble stove.
#13 but who cares if it is shiny
What works for the iPhone should work for a stove as well!

What works for the iPhone should work for a stove as well!


141. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Police woman hits electric wire
#4, am I the only one who does not want to be rescued by them?!?!


142. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Bird Imitates Car Alarm
Must have spent his childhood in a bad neighbourhood
#3 yeah, but normally this is illegal, but in this case you can say, " I am innocent, the bird did it!"
#3 yeah, but normally this is illegal, but in this case you can say, " I am innocent, the bird did it!"



143. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Female Moped Crash
First lesson to learn should be braking, not accelerating 



144. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video phone joke
#7 then it is your fault, if you don't have a backup of your phone.
Imagine loosing it or breaking it by yourself!
People always think backups only cost time and money, so they don't want to do them....until desaster hits them.
Imagine loosing it or breaking it by yourself!
People always think backups only cost time and money, so they don't want to do them....until desaster hits them.


145. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video No Landing Gear
Despite my poor english, I think #11 you just made an unwanted double negation...did you mean pilots should NOT turn off engines in a situation like this?
Could you please clarify...and I am interested why, because normally you don't want to make a touch-and-go and when the engine is turned off, you prevent the propeller from turning into supersonic debris.
BTW, I think this person is a relative of Mr. Sullenberger!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_B._Sullenberger
Could you please clarify...and I am interested why, because normally you don't want to make a touch-and-go and when the engine is turned off, you prevent the propeller from turning into supersonic debris.
BTW, I think this person is a relative of Mr. Sullenberger!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_B._Sullenberger


146. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Box with a Stick
I-Jammer, now with even more ADHD!


147. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video River Ride - Amphibious Bus Budapest
I hope he doesn't mix up the routes when he's on a normal bus 



148. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Remote Control Racer Game
#3 you are familiar with the egg of columbus, aren't you?!?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_columbus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_columbus


149. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Remote Control Racer Game
Hmm, I am tempted to sell my furniture to have enough space for such a "racing game"


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150. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Chevrolet 2011
I don't know why this car has a motorized hood....do they expect that you open it every single day?


151. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword
There is a reason, why they sell WOODEN Swords as well!!
BTW, do you get a Darwin Award as well for removing other ones genes from the gene pool?
BTW, do you get a Darwin Award as well for removing other ones genes from the gene pool?


152. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video looking for job
Hmm, why do they start working after applying for a job without doing paperwork....black labor?!? 



153. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Jet School Bus
OMG, somebody please call Al Gore!


154. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Careless Reporter Knocks down Ice Sculpture
OMG, and he smiles after destroying this guys hard work.
I totally expected that he gets smacked in the face for this...dont' believe that he is SOOOO SORRY.
I totally expected that he gets smacked in the face for this...dont' believe that he is SOOOO SORRY.


155. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Brick in a washing machine
At first I thought the brick was inside from the beginning of this video because of the noise and the smoke.
But nice experiment...keep on rocking, washing machine!
But nice experiment...keep on rocking, washing machine!


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156. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Ever seen a real kung fu workout routine?
hmm, obviousily fake...I cant see the part where he practices beating up the bad guys!


157. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Robbie Williams has the crowd take a flash picture.
robbie live at knebworth is always worth to watch...even if I am not a robbie fan!
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knebworth
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knebworth


158. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Weird laws in the USA
#7, yes it is illegal in germany (as here in austria I think), but these are not written laws, only court decisions based on other (mostly sane) laws.
Only In america they create laws out of unbelievable stories, so people dont't have to use common sense!
BTW, the "office view" thing is not this stupid...Imagine yourself working in a office with no direct sunlight the whole day.....unless you are working in a coal mine this helps you to remain healthy and productive.
But I am happy to live in austria where it is legal to prod mooses out of helicopters and hunting bunnies from a boat
Only In america they create laws out of unbelievable stories, so people dont't have to use common sense!
BTW, the "office view" thing is not this stupid...Imagine yourself working in a office with no direct sunlight the whole day.....unless you are working in a coal mine this helps you to remain healthy and productive.
But I am happy to live in austria where it is legal to prod mooses out of helicopters and hunting bunnies from a boat



159. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video BMW X5 Stunt
If wasting 50k$ makes you famous, I cosider to stay unknown.
But I bet he only wanted to know if the theft alarm is working....well, it is!
But I bet he only wanted to know if the theft alarm is working....well, it is!


160. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video School bus does a wheelie


161. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Rugby Referee Knockout
Hmm, seems that in rugby games even the referees are tough guys!


162. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Huge backflip in wheelchair
I want to see Stephen Hawking doing this!


163. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Diffusion cloud chamber.
So, now I want to see this in Chernobyl.


164. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Vancouver Demo Fail
Hmm, I see no fail here...It's a clear _demolition_ WIN!


166. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.
Hmm, the dog maybe thought "I could, if I wanted to....but I don't wanna!"


167. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion
Now it's 100% dry!


168. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video The best "Come on down" ever on The Price is Right.
She's like "yeah, now I am able to WIN all this useless stuff I can't afford"


169. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video How to open wine bottle with shoe.
Hmm, I imagine a nice and romantic dinner with a girl...and then...ME..opening a wine bottle WITH A SHOE!!!!
No second date I guess...
No second date I guess...


170. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair
I want to know what got him into the weelcher....reckless driving?!!?


171. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video First time machine
pffff...time machine....I have already built one next week.


172. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Television is a drug.
if television is a drug then it's meth....lots of it!


173. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Purse Snatchers on a Motorcycle Beaten by Angry Crowd
Hmmm, strange kind of Kung-Fu.
But, ok they are thieves, but I'm scared how less it takes to turn pepole to an angry, blood-thirsty mob.
Eye-for-an-Eye is OK, but to be beaten to death for stealing is NOT OK....what comes next...nuclear warfare?!?!
But, ok they are thieves, but I'm scared how less it takes to turn pepole to an angry, blood-thirsty mob.
Eye-for-an-Eye is OK, but to be beaten to death for stealing is NOT OK....what comes next...nuclear warfare?!?!


174. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Statue moving fail
Hmm, this happened in Brecht....brecht is the german word for (an order to) break it!
I think these were germans and they did what they were told"
I think these were germans and they did what they were told"


175. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Train snow plowing
Who needs to see if you have a horn like this!


176. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack
Can't imagine to drive a car with my Lap'n'Snack....so I will stay on my couch


177. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!
IT'S A TRAP!


178. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video The boy who sees without eyes.
Nature will find it's way...ALYWAYS!


179. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Swallowing a mic
The video is quite old,but nice it found it's way to snotr.
Google for "siggi frisst das mikro"
Google for "siggi frisst das mikro"


180. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Salmon Pink Bird Eating Spider
Damn, I should work on my english skills.
I was expecting a pink bird eating THIS spider
I was expecting a pink bird eating THIS spider



181. Skeesicks commented 13 years ago on video Unusual way to get a job
#8 jep, thats true, but he applied for a job at a some kind of marketing company.
6$ worth of google adwords might work if you are looking for some kind of "marketing job", but not for REAL work!
6$ worth of google adwords might work if you are looking for some kind of "marketing job", but not for REAL work!


182. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Menu handling
#17 hmm, might be true but I would like to get a notice if a video is accepted or declined.
I just want to hear someting.
I uploaded a video once but it did not show up until now neither there was any information if it was declined or so.
I even thought about resubmittin it.
So please humble SNOTR admins, inform us, if a video is accepted or not (you don't have to tell why)...or let me help you sort out the videos.
I just want to hear someting.
I uploaded a video once but it did not show up until now neither there was any information if it was declined or so.
I even thought about resubmittin it.
So please humble SNOTR admins, inform us, if a video is accepted or not (you don't have to tell why)...or let me help you sort out the videos.


183. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Fail compilation
1:16 I would be PROUD of having such empathetic friends/spectators


184. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Drunk Guy Falls Through Fence
OK, the guys did not helpe the guy, but as far as I can see in the video, the guy is not in trouble....he is awake, does not seem to be hurt (he looks like he is smiling) and SHURE, he is looking funny.
At least they realized, that it was not so good not to help the guy, afterwards!
At least they realized, that it was not so good not to help the guy, afterwards!


185. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Fail compilation
Top 3 statements after a FAIL:
Ouch
Shit
HAHAHAH!
Ouch
Shit
HAHAHAH!


186. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Pole Vault Fail
#17 and he could have avoided this, by staing at home watching snotr.
Damn I could have avoidet this post If I minded the "Comment rating to low warning"
Damn I could have avoidet this post If I minded the "Comment rating to low warning"


187. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Merry-go-round of death
Don't they learn about centrifugal force in the UK?


188. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Skiing on one foot
Hmm, he should try if he can participate in Paralympics


189. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Standing cat
OMG, if he would have an opposable thumb, he would take over the world!
BTW #3, you realized the poster so you must be single, too
BTW #3, you realized the poster so you must be single, too



190. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Parliamentary voting in Russia
WE NEED MOAR VOTING MACHINES!!111!!
By the way, does having voting machines mean that I do not have to vote myself because the machine is voting for me?!?!?!?!
(Thats what machines were intended to do!)
By the way, does having voting machines mean that I do not have to vote myself because the machine is voting for me?!?!?!?!
(Thats what machines were intended to do!)


191. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Transparent Car
#9 I don't think this would be great...no more "sexy time" in a car without people watching you!


192. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Nice camouflage
Reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ


194. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road
#25, but only 0.00036 seconds with enough explosives


195. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Nike Sportswear T-Shirt Gun
This is the second best invention, just after Homer Jay Simpsons makeup gun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3ajfkc5TI
It starts at 0:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3ajfkc5TI
It starts at 0:50


196. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Ibex with itchy bum
Natural selection at work.
Now you know, why the ones with the biggest horns are more successfull!
Now you know, why the ones with the biggest horns are more successfull!


198. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water
Thanks advertising...
we spend money, which we do not have to buy stuff, which we don't need to impress people, which we don't like.
Here in austria we have good tap water and I only drink bottled water if I want carbonated water.
we spend money, which we do not have to buy stuff, which we don't need to impress people, which we don't like.
Here in austria we have good tap water and I only drink bottled water if I want carbonated water.


199. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Monkey pulls Dog across the river
#13 hmm, maybe there are deaf people in japan too.


200. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Awareness test!
I did't notice any changes because I was watching the maids short skirt.
Does that mean I am unaware or just horny?
Does that mean I am unaware or just horny?


201. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Big machine
#19 They are powered by electricity...the biggest of them consume about 16.560 kW.
The motor which moves the digging buckest consumes 4x840kW
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schaufelradbagger for those who understand german
The motor which moves the digging buckest consumes 4x840kW
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schaufelradbagger for those who understand german


202. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Dont park where you cut a tree...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
I sleep all night and I work all day


203. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Intentional car crash
#19 it did not stop the crime, only record it.
Its up to the people to stop the crimes, CCTV can't do this, we have to do it ourselves!
moral and civil courage for everyone!
Its up to the people to stop the crimes, CCTV can't do this, we have to do it ourselves!
moral and civil courage for everyone!


204. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Soccer fans Dream come true
Hmm, they said I should not try it myself....damn I just moved my 6 hydraulic lifts in place and ordered some bungee ropes.


205. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad
Hapyy caturday, this is your new scratching pole..aah..pad


206. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Regurgitator - Britain's Got Talent 2010
In normal live he sells antacids I think...


207. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Big Spider
Another lesson learned...listen to your children...they're right most of the times.
I did not understad the part after "Daddy I told you to..." but I think she is right a second time :-)
I did not understad the part after "Daddy I told you to..." but I think she is right a second time :-)


208. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Uphill Maniacs
3rd mortgage in 3...2....1


209. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Make Glass Invisible In Oil
Whoa, physics...Einstein would be proud! ;-)


211. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Atomic Cannon
#28 I don't think you want this.
It is like having a gun at home makes the probability to get shot
2.7 times higher...but with this one at home you won't get shot but nuked ;-)
It is like having a gun at home makes the probability to get shot
2.7 times higher...but with this one at home you won't get shot but nuked ;-)


212. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Freaking Amazing Unreal Shots
#9 this has nothing to do with skill...only with persistance.
In the beginnig these kind of videos were nice...but now they tend to become boring.
In the beginnig these kind of videos were nice...but now they tend to become boring.


213. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Garbage explosion
MYTHBUSTERS.....the early years ;-)


214. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Incendiary Burnout
Try THIS with a hybrid!


215. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Humping animals
#15 I would call it masturbation


216. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Drum Machine
Imagine having this on your office desk and resting your palms for a while.


217. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing
Who is more stoned.....the person who made this clip, or the person who approved it.


218. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video 4 Girls act like their boyfriends
Bud light or Sex in a canoe...Both f*#?ing close to water.


219. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video African waterman
I can do the same, but it has to be 1.5 liters of vodka not water 



220. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Hostage rescue exercise in Russia
By judging the way how calm they act, explosion of buses might happen very often in Khazakstan.


221. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid
Hmm, I wish mythbusters would have done this "test".
I do not think, they would have explained the digestive system but I bet they would have blown up one cheesburger at the end of the test!
I do not think, they would have explained the digestive system but I bet they would have blown up one cheesburger at the end of the test!


222. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time
But my personal Number 1 low flyby is http://www.snotr.com/video/4165
#14 yeah they are good, but I believe learning to fly over a desert or the ocan is nothing compared to the thrill flying between mountains.
patrouille swiss FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=patrouille+suisse&aq=0
#20 its Massive Attack - Angel look for it in the tubes!
#14 yeah they are good, but I believe learning to fly over a desert or the ocan is nothing compared to the thrill flying between mountains.
patrouille swiss FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=patrouille+suisse&aq=0
#20 its Massive Attack - Angel look for it in the tubes!


223. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Flooded meadow
Flushing meadows, u r doin it wrong!
Hmm, and it's not that far away from my place...when I'v been there, more footage will follow

Hmm, and it's not that far away from my place...when I'v been there, more footage will follow



224. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught
It do not think there will be peace in the world when even the "inhabitants of snotr" can live peacefully togehter without insulting each other.
And yes, I agree someone should be able to defend himself, but there is something named "excessive force" as well.
And yes, I agree someone should be able to defend himself, but there is something named "excessive force" as well.


225. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Can I get a napkin please?
At first I was like 0:58 ....then I 1:57


226. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Aborted Landing
When I watch videos like this, I wish snotr would have a loop button.
I think I wathched the video 10 times in a row!
I think I wathched the video 10 times in a row!


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228. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt
Even if bush did wipe his hands because of his own sweat and not because he touched haitians, there must be stated that wiping his hand on _ANOTHER_ persons shirt is not something a person with good manners would do!


229. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Where is the owner?
#(removed comment) if you do this, you will be soon someones girlfriend......in prison!


230. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Crane Fail
With the explosion on the right side, this looks like a _HUGE_ Rube-Goldberg-Machine


231. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Tractor vs stone
Thank god it's a 4x4


232. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...
Hmm, I don't think my insurance would cover the damage if I tumble down a hill in a self-welded beast of a 4x4 with tires which would even make "Bib the Michelin Man" envious


233. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Crash and Eddie
#13 Well, judging all the russian videos on snotr, I can't believe this.


234. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Movies are made to be seen
hmm, every time I heard emperor I imagined http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine walking through the arctic ice


235. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Food Lift
Laziness...best inventor since creation of the wheel!


236. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Bad toilet day
So, how was your day at work?.....shitty...literally!


237. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Fed-ex Commercial
#3 you work at UPS, don't you?


238. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Chatroulette funny piano improv
Whoa, this was the first chatroulette vid I _really_ enjoyed.
BTW, congrats to your next achievement #1
BTW, congrats to your next achievement #1


239. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Google: don't be evil?
# one time there will be a google computer in every house...without keybord, mouse or other input hardware and they won't play television or something, but google boradcast 24/7


240. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video High Blood Pressure
Hmm, two birds with one stone....fire extinguished and blood pressure lowered....and he can cancel his fire and health insurance. Now THATS a combo!


241. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant
#20 believe me, it looks better than it tastes...yes, I have tried...no, not at a restaurant....yes, when I was drunk!


242. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Spray paint art
Yeah, its kinda nice, but it is not something I would call "art"
Its alway some kind of "space pictures" and they look all kinda "cheesy" (I don't know of this is the right translation, dict.cc told so....In german it is called "kitschig"
Artist have some kind of variation in the things they paint.
The technique is the same but the scenes differ.
From my point of view its only 20$ holiday souvenirs.
Could have been a big shell or a dried strafish as well.
Its alway some kind of "space pictures" and they look all kinda "cheesy" (I don't know of this is the right translation, dict.cc told so....In german it is called "kitschig"

Artist have some kind of variation in the things they paint.
The technique is the same but the scenes differ.
From my point of view its only 20$ holiday souvenirs.
Could have been a big shell or a dried strafish as well.


243. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
#28 i think his optometrist hates him!


244. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
Someone should invent the pizza launching oven then there is no reason to move any more.


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245. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car
hmm, is this the car of the previous video?
I hope the guys are driving to the junkyard.
I hope the guys are driving to the junkyard.


246. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
#7 no....not if he intended to be on snotr!


247. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Stinky feet
#6 ever heard of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gore-Tex in your mountain village?
but i don't understand why he does not faint...no olfactory nerves?
but i don't understand why he does not faint...no olfactory nerves?


248. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The frustrated trumpet player
Hmm, looks like the trumpet has been lying there for ages...now it makes sense why grandpa left it there.


249. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils
#21 yeah, life is life-threatening!
But what we really have to fear ist stupidity.
Even 1 ppb can lead to millions of victims when given "weapons of mass destruction"
But what we really have to fear ist stupidity.
Even 1 ppb can lead to millions of victims when given "weapons of mass destruction"


250. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Car wash rampage
Nice, 30 seconds for a car wash.


251. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter
Man, what is going on in politics (not only in america)
It is not important to make better politics, it is just about discrediting the others politics.
BTW...I think all of the politicians are F...... retarded ass..... but of course this meaning is only satirical
It is not important to make better politics, it is just about discrediting the others politics.
BTW...I think all of the politicians are F...... retarded ass..... but of course this meaning is only satirical


252. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Hooligan police
...to server and protect!


253. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills
damn, I did not see anything....the video flickered so hard I did not even see the tiles falling.


254. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video In Control
Is this some kind of subversive apple ad?


256. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Killjoy - Dead Frog (Estonian comedy sketch)
Hmmm, estonians shure have strange looking kitchens.


257. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Eating Giant Larva
#7 I bet you are watching lip-synced "casting" shows and mocking about Bear Grylls not being in "the wild"


258. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Big balls trail ride
As far as I can see he has a GPS mounted on the motorcycle.
Maybe it misguided this people as so much others before :-P
Maybe it misguided this people as so much others before :-P


260. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Pelican attacks weatherman
Hmm, I think the pelican is a relative of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU&feature=fvw
Poor, hungry pelican.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU&feature=fvw
Poor, hungry pelican.


261. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Clean Your Balls..
I think I won't use it because my steely balls might get rusty.


262. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Guy Sneaks Onto Champion Soccer Team
I have to admit, he is the Kevin Mitnick of football!


263. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Teletransporter ambient
am I the only one, but I don't count "come here, you pirate" as an insult.
arrrr, smartly, me lass, bring me my grog!
arrrr, smartly, me lass, bring me my grog!


264. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
hmmm, how about electrifying the shower handles...or setting the bathroom door on fire.couldn't have been more dangereous.
seriously guys (and girls of course) this is far away of being funny.
i am not against pranks in general, but there have been too many buttered/oiled/iced floor, pranks so this is getting boring
seriously guys (and girls of course) this is far away of being funny.
i am not against pranks in general, but there have been too many buttered/oiled/iced floor, pranks so this is getting boring


265. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Red Bull Stratosphere
#13 I would get the info if I was willing to install silverlight.
No thanks guys...you redbull ppl. lost credebility with creating a website which is coposed only of silverlight!
I hope the webdesigners don't chosse his parachute as well
No thanks guys...you redbull ppl. lost credebility with creating a website which is coposed only of silverlight!
I hope the webdesigners don't chosse his parachute as well



266. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II
#4 but this counts also for slomo racing.....did you realize the motorcycle jumps and how the driver reacts...or the formular one car which oversteered and the drivers reaction to it?
I like the video....nice, chilly made up pictues and a relaxing soundtrack...thats all you need.
I like the video....nice, chilly made up pictues and a relaxing soundtrack...thats all you need.


267. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver
In Russ...Romaina road drives you....crazy!


268. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video My mom said I could
#(removed comment), I think it is the english guy they have sex with who is screaming "YES!"


269. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Look At My Horse
Hmmmm, I hear a meme knocking!
Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!
Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!


270. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Look At My Horse
Hmmmm, I hear a meme knocking!
Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!
Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!


271. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video I Gotta Feeling
Hmmmm, I wanna hear this without AutoTune 



272. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm
Steampunk (or Woodpunk in this case) FTW!


273. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Tightrope tricks
#12 The song is from Deichkind and is called Arbeit nervt.
Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytm4XaRUuiE for the video.
Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytm4XaRUuiE for the video.


274. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Thai chewing gum
OK, Thais are not only geographically near to japanese!


275. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)
#12 this is ripped off http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron
The car's everyday top speed is listed at 350 km/h (220 mph). When the car reaches 220 km/h (140 mph), hydraulics lower the car until it has a ground clearance of about 9 cm (3.5 in.). At the same time, the wing and spoiler deploy. This is the "handling mode", in which the wing helps provide 3,425 newtons (770 lbf) of downforce, holding the car to the road, and helping the Bugatti Veyron perform 1.34 g forces on a 300 foot skidpad.[14]
The car's everyday top speed is listed at 350 km/h (220 mph). When the car reaches 220 km/h (140 mph), hydraulics lower the car until it has a ground clearance of about 9 cm (3.5 in.). At the same time, the wing and spoiler deploy. This is the "handling mode", in which the wing helps provide 3,425 newtons (770 lbf) of downforce, holding the car to the road, and helping the Bugatti Veyron perform 1.34 g forces on a 300 foot skidpad.[14]


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276. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Near hit
#13 and what is this in "real" money? 



277. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall
From 0 to -22000$ in 8.2 seconds.


278. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Clutch explodes In racecar
#1 i think he can be happy that the only thing he lost, was the race.
But the driver kept very cool...I exepted from at least something that he says something like "oh, shit!"
But the driver kept very cool...I exepted from at least something that he says something like "oh, shit!"


279. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Chinese Factory
While reading "chinese" factory I thought the product fails, not the guy 



280. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Supersport biker
#7 because the body can heal damaged structures, but i haven't seen a bike which "unwrecks" himself.


281. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Drifting with zero experience
#(removed comment) yeah, but now in his wheelchair!


282. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Motorcycle accident
Helmets don't protect you from stupidness!
So in this case a helmet would not have helped him!
So in this case a helmet would not have helped him!


283. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Mascot dancing at halftime
#1 it is voice controlled.
In the beginning they are talking about what the person inside shall do, and then it is done.
In the beginning they are talking about what the person inside shall do, and then it is done.


284. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka
NO INJURIES!?!?!?!
You did not count my bleeding heart!
You did not count my bleeding heart!


285. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Robot walking like a human
Looks like they are used to these kind of Asimo fails...looks like they had this mobile wall standing around for a reason!
But really...Asimo is a aaaw-how-cute-robot....these Boston dynamics are badass (and a little bit creepy)...they would kick asimovs butt (if he would not fall over before)
But really...Asimo is a aaaw-how-cute-robot....these Boston dynamics are badass (and a little bit creepy)...they would kick asimovs butt (if he would not fall over before)


286. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video truck fail compilation
kinetic energy galore!


287. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Feed The World
#5 you recited it wrong..the right version is
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
give him a freshly-charged Electric Eel and chances are he won't bother you for anything ever again.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
give him a freshly-charged Electric Eel and chances are he won't bother you for anything ever again.



288. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Feed The World
Let's guess which kind of drug was involved in creating this video.
You first!
You first!


289. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Slow Mo Bullet Impacts
There are two types of people.
The ones who switch off after 30 seconds and the ones who watch the whole clip with eyes wide open and yelling FUUUUUUUCKKKKK once in a minute.
I must confess I belong to the second type
The ones who switch off after 30 seconds and the ones who watch the whole clip with eyes wide open and yelling FUUUUUUUCKKKKK once in a minute.
I must confess I belong to the second type



290. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Max as Batman
I think ADHD and Batman costume dont get along together.


291. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Red Green Show
Redneck chainsaw 



292. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
Man, I hate this....two men fight but instead to get some ppl. and try to seperate them they film it from every angle and do nothing.


293. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Motorbike Vs Pole
OMG, don't you need driving lessons before riding a motorcycle?
These videos seem to show people who only know how to drive a bike.
And all this without a helmet
But the baseball cap is nearly as good as a helmet (but only if worn frontside backwards)
These videos seem to show people who only know how to drive a bike.
And all this without a helmet

But the baseball cap is nearly as good as a helmet (but only if worn frontside backwards)



294. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video A grande wedding
#2 you mean the brown one on the right side of the video?


295. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Super Bowl 2009 commercials
punching small animals FTW 



296. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Guy with a Bow
Yeah, feed my snotr addiction.
4 days no new videos was a hard time.
Btw. this guy reminds me of the "slingshot-guy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0
4 days no new videos was a hard time.
Btw. this guy reminds me of the "slingshot-guy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0


297. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video One Man Flash Mob
OK, obviosly he cut out the scenes where he got beaten up ;-)


298. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank
Normally airbags are designed to save your life not to ruin it!


299. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video How to turn around a bus on a bridge


300. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Super spray painting
Damn, it took him only 2:43 and I bet he can sell it for 30€ at least!
Thats a nice hourly wage.
I should had listened to my mommy who said FCUK I.T. (yes, computers and stuff!!) and do some art, this is wheres the big money at ;-)
And he can use a blowtorch at work...I envy him for that
Thats a nice hourly wage.
I should had listened to my mommy who said FCUK I.T. (yes, computers and stuff!!) and do some art, this is wheres the big money at ;-)
And he can use a blowtorch at work...I envy him for that



301. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video A Normal Day 2
It is no fake!
I've seen this on german TV (Pro 7 Galileo).
They visited the guys tho check if it's fake or not.
Some of the tricks took more shots to but there has been no video editing to complete the vids.
The toothbrush trick is no fake at all!
[edit]
For the german speaking guys of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5fR_GYRD8
I've seen this on german TV (Pro 7 Galileo).
They visited the guys tho check if it's fake or not.
Some of the tricks took more shots to but there has been no video editing to complete the vids.
The toothbrush trick is no fake at all!
[edit]
For the german speaking guys of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5fR_GYRD8


302. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video TopGear - Ferrari FXX
1M$ and does not have a stereo!
Just as my 1k5€ BMW except it has 8 times more HP :-)
Just as my 1k5€ BMW except it has 8 times more HP :-)


303. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Reporter being owned
As far as I can see the reporter has much more guts than she has.
Seconds after he passed out he continues his interview and gives her his support (better he did so
)
10 monkey heads for this guy!

Seconds after he passed out he continues his interview and gives her his support (better he did so

10 monkey heads for this guy!












304. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Nasty pig food
Whoos, sorry for the douplepost, but I hit the reload button :-(


305. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Nasty pig food
Hope he closed the window before....but I think he didnt 



306. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video Hamster can't eat pencil
So I see, hamsters don't go for the taste, only the size.


307. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video The Keyboard Cat
This one remebers me of "The tourist guy"


308. Skeesicks commented 14 years ago on video BMW test drive gone wrong
She is not that stupid.
It seems to me that she ruined the car BEFORE she bought it!
It seems to me that she ruined the car BEFORE she bought it!


309. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Duck and Cover
Hehehe
"If there is a flash, brighter than anything you've ever seen"
If you see this flash...you won't be able to see anything bright again.
"If there is a flash, brighter than anything you've ever seen"
If you see this flash...you won't be able to see anything bright again.


310. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Helmet camera view of motorcycle crash
#5 how do you know what a gay porn looks like? 



311. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video The Simpsons - NEW Main Title
With HD you are finally able to see what's Maggie "worth"


312. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Can time slow down?
where can I enlist being one of the rats?


313. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age
Go get me some american stones...I want to try this!


314. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald
OK, one question:
Who did watch this 'till the end without fast forward?
Who did watch this 'till the end without fast forward?


315. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video How to fix a TV
Hmm, looks like breaking and fixing a plasma TV actually looks the same.


316. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video How to cheat on any test
'K, thanks for showing a new, fail-save version on how to cheat on tests.
But I bet he wont passt the english test ;-)
But I bet he wont passt the english test ;-)


317. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video NBA mascot bloopers
Thank god their costumes give them some sort of padding.
But I bet on 0:55 only "Balls of Steel" woud have helped
But I bet on 0:55 only "Balls of Steel" woud have helped



318. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Painful compilation
Pain is temporary, Glory is forever! 



320. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video The Best viral videos of 2008: A retrospective
It is "Ante Up" from "M.O.P"


321. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Clever chimpanzee


322. Skeesicks commented 15 years ago on video Twin tesla coils play Mario Bros theme song
Now this is NERDCORE!
+2 1. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago on video 5 Cool Water Tricks