Some faith in humanity restored.

The VFX is really well done and of amazing standard. I'd never noticed it before.
Mainly because I was distracted by the fact that this film was a monumental piece of shit.

This lock would be worth more than my bike...

Protect and served.

Hur hur.. "Twist big bone".

So good that I'm willing to overlook the vertical video.

00:38

George fucking Watsky.
This tool jumped off of the lighting rig at the warped tour London and broke a girls arm and left another guy with "soft tissue damage". I was there for this one.

Jumped up little cunt.

#4 Mostly agreed.

I do thing speed, fuel gauge, and rev counter would be useful in the HUD.

But as far as the other stuff goes, there's a little bit of leeway in a 4 wheeled vehicle for minor distractions like the SATNAV, or playing with the radio/mp3. On a bike however, you're just asking for trouble.

If you use an anti perspirant before training. You're going to have a bad time.

The entire music industry should be run like this.

You listen.
You like.
You pay.

#1 Which he uses for just about nothing. It's so redundant it's brilliant.

All the more impressive when you consider that he's doing this without the assistance of a sprung floor. For the most part anyway.

1:52 TRAM OF JUSTICE!!

For some context. Here's the whole race, including Marosi's fall before he pulled off this spectacular recovery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1yeDW3dHdw

Despite the fact that it is damned near impossible to aim. The AK is a remarkable piece of engineering.
Only 3 moving parts and pretty much never fails.

That is going to sting like a mofo when it comes out the other end.

The end product looks an awful lot like most catwalk models these days.

"Excuse me sir, would you mind showing me the contents of your trunk?"

This looks like a massive amount of fun, and has huge educational value.

But.......

If you have to use scissors, then it isn't origami.

"3 Second" slushy.

I'm going to hell.
I read the title and imagined something else entirely.

A lot of people seem to forget that under those layers of lovely powdery snow, lies a whole lot of mountain.

#13 Isn't a "brain high five" almost the same thing as a facepalm?

There I was thinking "That Yoga instructor looks a lot like DDP..."
I had no idea.

What a cunt.

If I could give this video more than 1 thumbs up, I would.

Did his passenger just fall off the bike there?

#15 Skinny ass spaghetti legs.

#4 Having such a large muscle imbalance can be hugely detrimental to one's long term health and well being.
Think of your body as a car and the tyres as separate muscle groups which contribute to the overall running of your vehicle. Three of the tyres are correctly inflated and maintained, but number four is a little under inflated and the tracking is slightly off. You probably won't notice any problems immediately, but over time it will impact fuel consumption, traction and cause uneven wear patterns on the other tyres and brakes where they have to compensate for whats lacking in number four. Unlike cars however, we can't chop and change parts as we wish, so train smart and don't skip leg day.

T mobile do have the worst customer service of all the major mobile providers in the UK by a very long shot.
I kind of understand his rage.

What the hell kind of diseased rat is that?

#1 you mean 900.

#2 Or like the actual boss.

Lol. Boobies.

Women drivers.

Should have just run the bitch over. In a cheap ass car. Nay, a shopping trolley.

Training the techno viking clone army.

http://reface.me/wp-content/uploads/julian-assange-vs-mark-zuckerberg.jpg

says it all about the state of the world really.

5:05 I'm more concerned for the kid who got hit in the head by the recoiling gun, than the dumb cunt who got shot.

Dude. I think he just gave you the finger.

#2 you'll find that was the PETA lunatics again. Extremist scum.

These guys are awesome though, more power to them.

Damn. That's some fancy toilet paper.

This puzzles me. How can you do so many amazing things and still look like such a dork while doing them?

"I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"

Nobody is above the law. But that bitch was on a serious power trip.

Correction.
He flipped. Skateboard did jack shit.


Still better than anything I could manage.

#1 Try 20th century. This fight was waaaaay back in 1998.

The last frame was cheesy beyond words. But that's a minor issue. This guy is awesome.
What makes it even more remarkable is that he is pretty much openly defying the caste system to help these people.
It is worthwhile doing some reading into India's caste system and then watching the video again. Just for some added insight.

But I do wonder why he is called a "simpleton" in the video description?

At the speed that rope is going, I'll bet you'd get a pretty decent chopped salad if you threw a head of lettuce and a couple of tomatoes at her.

#8 Atheist extremests.... Oh. Wait.

#7 Throughout history people have always killed other people. That's just the way it is.
It's just that religion happens to be an exceptionally retarded reason for doing so.

WTF? The little girl literally appears out of nowhere at 00:08.

Pranks are funny. Traumatising you kids, not so much.

#12 I'm thinking that the "POFF" is the result of some kind of accelerant. No doubt added to help make the video more visually interesting.
Not to say that this technique doesn't work, in theory the technique is sound. But I'll stick to carrying Swedish firesteel and waterproof matches in my kit thanks.

I find it hard to feel bad for a ginger kid.

#2 There's a pulley on it.

#15 Oh. I'm sorry. I don't have the ability to see off camera on my laptop. You must have one of those special computers.

After watching it several times. I'm not so sure it was a random incident. Because we can't see what happened off camera, It looks like he spotted the guy and pulled over just to punch him.

Shit video of pricks acting like pricks.

Son. You need new friends.

@Vitek @ Mcpro. Not sure if trolling or just incredibly stupid....

The "paws" button.

the url in the ad is kind of a giveaway too.

A hero is almost always preferable to an hero.

If it was me in that situation, someone would be getting a punch in the mouth.

As a point of reference. "Chi" as in "Tai Chi" and "Chi" as in "Chi Kung" mean totally different things.

Something to be said here about all these receipts and the greek financial crisis.......

Can't see shit captain.

#3 Those are some glorious boobs. *BROFIST*

Funnily enough the abbreviation for parkour "PK" is also used to abbreviate the Cantonese insult "Puk Kai".
Which literally means "fall over in the street." As in. "I hope you PK while going to the shops."

I don't think these cunts are police officers. The shame is that the motherfucker who was really digging into the guy with the stick got away.

Pound for pound gymnasts and acrobats are the strongest athletes in the world. This is real strength.

Tesura. You're a cunt.

#20 Had this little girl been killed, she would have just been another statistic. We wouldn't even know her name.

#1 The cake is a lie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Ot0INhn-8

Probably related to this cow.

"Float" down to the bottom? I'm pretty sure you mean "sink".

Perfectly evolved for it's natural environment.

My urge to jump went into overdrive from watching this.

First Snotr worthy vid I've seen in a while.
It pains me to see how far the standards on this site have fallen.

Handsome bastard.

Sonic The Hedgehog, 20 years old on 23rd June 2011. Yikes, I feel old.

That definitely calls for a change of underwear.

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

ZOMG HE HAS NO SHADOW!! WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?

I'm with #5 on this one. Setting up dominoes on rails is a lot like painting by numbers. Utterly retarded.

I don't think 1:19 was a fail...

Hmm.. Doesn't having a specially built course kind of take away from the spirit of parkour?

Never teach your dog parkour.

You will find pee stains in places you never thought possible.

Politicians. Thieves in any language.

Malaysian martial arts chi demonstration.
How do I know?
Fluent Cantonese speaker.

The spin looked fine to me. The staying upright while running however, is a different matter...

Air groping. A poor substitute for real groping.

Fucking with minimum wage staff. Not cool.
Assholes need to go die in a fire.

Very, very slick.
It's the confidence in your act that makes all the difference.

When he eventually outgrows the tree house. It looks it can be converted into an epic barbecue.

Suicide. Like a boss.

2:20 made me actually lol in the office. They all think I'm crazy now.

#4 I hear your mother's quite manly.

#13 Edited in afterwards.

What? No hot dog jokes?

Now I understand why in some parts of China, popcorn is referred to a "cannon/exploding corn".

#7 It's a hell of a drug

#10

I've never need to test my bullets on fellow soldiers to know the effects.
Yours sincerely

a former soldier.

The bottled water works better than a simple skylight. Simply because the water refracts and diffuses the light over a greater area.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Science-Museum-Mystery-Mid-Floating/dp/B001JSWSBQ
Wow. Lot's of negative feedback on this thing from many unsatisfied customers.
Shame. It looked like a lot of fun.

"Mad dog" doesn't suit him at all. "Agitated weasel" would be much more fitting.

Referee = Cunt.

Old lady has some serious hang time.

Overcompensating much...?

Smooth. Real smooth.

Military intelligence. An oxymoron.

I wonder what the carbon emissions from that thing are like?

#12 Actual LOL. Brilliant!

Time for the band to rise up and take the power back from those glee club punks.

Quick, someone send this vid to Remi Gaillard and challenge him.

Close you eyes and listen.....

.....fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

Aquaman: The early years

Fake. The "flame" went inbetween the other two without any reaction.
Also no reflection in the ice/water on the ground.

Amazing. Not a salad leaf in sight. lol.

Pretty mesmerising routine.

Love the message at the end of the video.

Surprise buttsex!

ER Doctor: O.o "He's got a what lodged in his rectum?"

Fail is inevitable. So you may as well do it in style.

Beta testing Robocop

I am slightly OCD. I wouldn't be able to stop playing with this unless the cube is perfectly aligned. FML.

2:52 "Though shalt not move this rock!"

#17 You do realise that some of those were men right?
I mean it's cool if that's your thing.....

Where the hell was quality control

Well that would explain how a man might get a basketball stuck in his colon...

Wow. They're acting like pre teen white kids in the presence of Bieber.

I literally laughed out loud.

It would appear that imperial measurements are also based on the power of 2.
Inches, pounds, ounces and gallons.

I wanna be rocking late into my twilight years just like this guy.

Serious athletes are serious.

After far too many years of seeing $imon Cowell on TV. I've come to realise that his main criteria for judging appears to be "Can I have sex with it?"

I do actually like these kind of cars a lot. Definitely beats the sterile unimaginative designs we have today.

I would Sparta kick fatty with a quickness because the video tells me it's morally acceptable.

I don't do this often but I'm inclined to call fake.
Basically because the sound and picture is incredibly good. Too good even. It's almost as if they're wired for sound.

I f'n love this video.
Some of the best original content, writing and direction I have seen have been in video games.

Commentator. STFU.

Wow. So much negative voting on this vid.
There was a time when this kind of video was appreciated on SNOTR.
There are plenty of sites out there full of ZOMG PWN and LOL FAIL vids already.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is why all traffic wardens are useless cunts.

My jaw is on the floor. This is pretty fantastic stuff.

Well I guess a universal simplified spelling system would be heaven for idiots who still can't differentiate between THERE, THEIR and THEY'RE.

Krispy Kremes. That's shit's like crack.

This is a relatively recent show. Mitchell and Webb are one of the best acts in british comedy in a long while.

Durr. I can count to potato.

#17 Get a girlfriend?

Remarkable.
Although I can't help thinking that he should be wearing some kind of hand protection.

#4 lol. implying that humans have common sense

Michael Bay approves of this video.

#20 Not Chinese genius.

Change of underwear required.

It would appear that daddy is a racist.

#3 THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!

My claim to fame. He trains at my gym UTC in Erdington, Birmingham.

Wow. I can't believe so many people missed the "HAL" reference.

Blue shell, bitches!

2 mins for roughing.

Sottish. 2 T's

Beautifully shot and produced. Not your typical skate vid.

If my beer came with that much foam on it, I would send that shit straight back.

I was actually here last year.

Staged fight.
It's at the Reggae Bar in Ko Phi Phi. It's a regular attraction there.
real contact, but a lot of it is staged and oversold for entertainment purposes. The fighters go round the bar for tips after the "fight."

Stag do. You're doing it wrong.

Chinese? Really?

Play Prince of Persia much?

No gloves. Genius.
Great use for an old satellite dish receiver though.

I just had a nerdgasm.
Triforce, Duke Nukem, rocket jumps, Ghosts and Goblins underwear, Street Fighter, Outrun and more.
8 Bit gaming= golden age

Can't....Get.... Billy Jean...out...of...my...head....

Biker being a cunt.

This will be more useful as a spray on bandage than clothing to be honest. Any idea of the strength of the material after it's dried?

I would so stand there swinging a pair of nunchucks

#5 & #8 Michael Jackson - Black or White

The solar plexus punches you see, are thrown with a very particular technique.
"Ballistic striking" focuses on the use of the dead weight in your arm and fist in a looping arc. Hence the term "Ballistic Striking." It's great on soft tissue but you risk breaking your hand if you throw to the head. Fedor Emilianenko uses this punch all the time. (Incidentally, he breaks his hand all the time too.)
But if you're used to throwing punches in the traditional manner a la Boxing where your weight comes in behind the fist, you're gonna have a real hard time getting your head around this one.

As far as systema as a whole goes. It works, but it's not magic like they try to make out in this compilation of clips. Nothing is.

Nothing against the iPhone 4. But what a waste of a good camera.

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a cunt?

Fine attempt at a 5 point landing. (Hands, knees and face)

#40 Don't you feel you're being a little melodramatic here?

I've been training and competing in MMA since the late 90's before it was popular and before it was mainstream.
Before that, I was doing Judo and wrestling, Before that, kickboxing, and even further back, Karate.

Some people play soccer. Some people play golf. I fight.

I don't fight for your respect.

I fight to my coaches and my team and all the hard work they've put in to running the training.
I fight to test myself physically and mentally. To test these skills I have learnt. To know my limitations and to keep my mind sharp and focused under pressure. To push beyond those limits if necessary. All of this against equally well trained and likeminded competition.

Just like any other sport.

I feel that there are a lot of sanctimonious pricks in here that need to get off their high horses, and learn to respect other peoples choices. Your judgmental attitudes are a lot closer to the Taliban than the you would like to admit.

#18 But martial artists do strike on the ground. Along with using grappling, throat strikes, eye gouges, groin kicks, headbutts.
Watch a good Karate kata demonstration and carefully watch the moves. I recommend "Unsu"

You have watched too many movies.

Kid needs a retroactive abortion punch

And this is why I took art at University....

It kind of shows how much energy is needed to propel the craft out of the earths atmosphere.

Just ordered 1 and a giant Oreo. Om nom nom!

Eric Cantona would be proud.

Seriously though. Mexican wrestlers are veeeeeeery precious about their masks. It's part of the Lucha Libre culture.
Messing with their masks is a serious insult.

Mmmmm... Nutri-grain.... you can almost taste the diabetes.

Car window glass is not the same as regular glass. the force needs to be focused into a point for maximum effect.
All the rescue tools available on the market work on the same principle.

The game as it should be played. Not the 'long ball - run - fall over - penalty/free kick' combo that has become the staple strategy of so many teams.

Can't see shit captain.

I Kari Byron

This only part one of the documentary. Amazing kid. RIP.

That looked like a long road. With no streetlights.
I feel sorry for the first poor sap to come down here at night.

The future of "Haunted House" fairground attractions. You can seriously mess with peoples heads using one of these things.

Someone needs to dub super mario sound fx over this.

Video is improved when muted.

Do a barrel roll!

#43 I'm sure someone as informed as you means the entire 39 minute video..........?

In Soviet Russia. Hostage rescues you.

Homer Simpson's job IRL

#2 cigarette butt

A disgusting game for cheats and rapists. A culture of dishonesty and deception bred in a pile of money.

I wonder if he uses a specially modded chair for this kind of thing?

It's a nice fun vid that isn't all about epic fails and PWNZ. Kind of reminds of how Snotr used to be.

Cleveland show is actually quite shit.

Bear Grylls.

He simply walks into Mordor.

Driver clearly has not seen the Chris Rock sketch.

"Don't make the police chase after you. If they have to chase you, then they're bringin' an ass whuppin with them."

Fake. Very fake.

Dummy Xbox not plugged into anything.

Some were lucky.
The ones playing with trains are just cunts though.

Pussies

The one in the thumbnail isn't Gillian Cooke

Money can't buy taste eh?

These guys have a fascination with hairy man ass.

Utter shit.

This compilation > most other compilations for not putting shitty music over the top of it.

#28 Exodus by Maksim Mrvika http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrBZ0rGWXUk

Hold fire people, #2 is actually correct. The little girl is Chinese.
She's taking part in a competition held in Korea.
The Korean JeonJu Slalom is very popular with chinese skaters.

This video reminds me of everything Snotr used to be.

Why should the driver of the car have to make special allowances for the idiocy of the guy on the moped?

If you're not paying attention, then that's your problem.

She is good.
But I don't feel she is anywhere near the front of the pack in this years UK competition.

Brilliant stuff.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091014/tuk-driver-charged-for-splashing-school-45dbed5.html

Here's what happened next.

Why am I getting the feeling that this whole thing was instigated, and aggravated by the group of banshees around the camera.

Bunch of saggy sluts.

#18 Story of Ricky AKA Riki-Oh

If you mute the sound, it just looks like the kid really needs to pee.

I did LOL at first but they kinda rinsed the joke a bit.

#24 then when he gets to the peak of his anger and annoyance, we should pick him up and shake him. Try an make him yodel and film him.

I loved this vid. The technical foresight and planning to go into some of the sequences and transitions was amazing.

Hugh Laurie looks so different now in House. How long ago was this?

#20

Muscles in your neck won't save you from a fully locked RNC. your external carotids are not protected by muscle.
/Everybody/ goes down in 6-10 even fighters in the UFC. Most have the sense to tap before it's lights out.

look for any video where a fight is finished by RNC and time them from the second it is locked to the second it ends. most tap instantly. Otherwise 6-10 til blackout every single time. It's basic biology.

Firstly, would anyone here like to tell her that her technique is crap and she doesn't know what she is doing to her face?
I'm sure her husband and the rest of Chute Box would disagree.

Secondly, it takes an average of 6-10 seconds to render someone unconscious from an RNC, which puts people down by constricting the carotid artery and stopping the blood flow to the brain. He lasted 9 secs before he went out and was released as soon as he did.

When executing a choke like that. Because they're already lying on the ground, you cannot feel the opponent go limp, you usually rely on them tapping to let you know. Or a referee intervention.
Believe it or not, her taking him to the floor to finish the choke was actually safer for him (even without putting the hooks in).

Take this from someone who knows.


Not hating. Just educating.

I registered on this site just to state how crap I think these literal versions are.