Good but Optimus Prime would crush it

Impressive.But that music got really annoying after about a minute

Some people are just stupid

It would be the french tryin to open wine in the street,beer not good enough for ya frenchy.
Sorry couldn't resist
Definatley tryin that though, with some1 else's shoes

My love for lazy americans continues, all it needs is a fridge for your beers and your set for life, a fridge and somewhere to crap

LSD vs The Army = bird feeding with rocket launchers.
I know a few guys in the army(English)and their always gettin stoned, it's no LSD but still, guns and skunk now that sounds fun

An easier way of gettin out of that: Don't answer the phone!

WTF is that thing? And why do most Japanese shows or clips I see have some random dude in a little box in the corner?
Any1 know?

Where all of those American? some looked eastern European to me, still makes me wann be a "not giving a flying fuck" redneck, yeeehaah!!

Now she has an SUV and a truck, well done love.

0:48 who farted?

At first I thought "wot a bunch of mugs" now I'm thinkin "f**k England I wanna be a Redneck".They just don't give a shit

Bollocks means bollocks, it's a great word for any1 to say.
Try it, it'll make you feel better

I would teach it Kickboxing,
Grey Parrots can do that right?

Now that was funny.
#2 no offence but I really wouldn't wanna meet your family

This is not funny, this is real
she has aids, noo.
Brilliant!!

the world needs more Clinton, mainly for comedy value

#3 forget how it made it to snotr, how the hell did it get on T.V. American t.v must be desperate.
And it is about weight, how much weight she should lose, her arse is wider than the keyboard that poor sap is playin

I did smile
2:55 Respect

Very good.
You can play futball on a futball field!

"Is this a demolition company or joke factory"
Genius

Not exactly gonna stop people robbing your house though is it.
And is it me or at 1:13 does the woman eat half the dog biscuit?

My new hero

#2 agreed, that scratching was sick

3:12 love the little head shake

thats alot less boring that the real biathalon

LOL so much it hurt a bit

#6 outstanding sir!!

1:36 "whether your girl look like a minger or a supermodel" love that line
Is Craig Ferguson another 1 of those chat show hosts?
How many of them do you have in the states? It's like someone breads them in a factory or something

#(removed comment) Thanks for the spellcheck.
Great, another jock(scotsman) polluting peoples ears

#6 seroiusly Keeping Up Apperances? Hold old are 60? That show is not a good example of british humour, it's an example of shit,
That Mitchell And Webb Look,The I.T Crowd,Spaced, Black Books now their good
As for the vid, I fooking love Mr.Bean, not the films though

I don't care how it works, that was fucking sick!!

Didn't this dude die?
#1 and #2 I agree with you but as the description says its a classic!
#(removed comment) I wanna see that vid

Awesome. Good old mothafrikin nature, she kicks arse

#8 totally agree with you, "yey i threw a ball in a hoop blap blap blap!!!" girls do it with no backboard, it's called netball you don't see them goin nuts.
great vid though, the dancing kid is this shiz, he's a big star in Bollywwod even though he's tiny

That parrot is my hero.
Techno techno techno parrot

Puppy vs. Mirror : Mirror wins!!!
Funny as fook

0:56 now thats genius. I think he was stung by an invisible bee...in the face

I wanna be on that plane

After seein some of Jesus's friends, I really don't wanna be his friend.2:18

started slow then one word "Wow" thats some good rydim!

I bet that poor little weird looking bird thing can't even fly. Shame.
#8 thanks for letting us know, i was getting a little worried bout my fav vid site, long live Snotr!!! Viva la revolution, or something along them lines

I meant "whole world of cars"
soz

They've got 1 of them at the Isle of Wight festival, it's the strongbow bar, love it!!

at 0:50 he's like "bitch where's my god damn desert!!!"

at first i thought, "big whoop, dog slow-mo Yawn" but that shit was some freaky shit, cool though.
#8: why taech it to slurp, give it straw now thats clever

thats why i love cats the arrogant ninja little barstads.
awesome vid

That proves it- Snakes are pussys

Chuck Norris would kick all of those monsters arses, maybe not 'The Giant Claw' that things like a giant battleship

wooh i just cut wood!! use a normal saw ya lazy bastads

That was insane skills,
He's no Stig though

last one was STRANGE!!

Funny, but I'd just get another girl, she was all the way over the other side of a cliff, screw that

some call it retarded, some call it genius

That was hella good
just saw the trailer for the feature film, looks great, cheers #12

http://9themovie.com/splash/
thats the trailer for any1 who wants to see it

#4 your right that guy is sooo annoying!!
"Wot a shrewdy!" wot the fuck is that about?

#(removed comment) Portugal is a beautifull place, I'm guessin you havn't been there or anywhere outside the states(don't get me wrong, that's not a bad thing)
I just love the way the woman just got out of the car and thought "Ah fuck it, that'll do"

Burnley is a place in the Midlands of England, for those who don't know, soz 4 the double post

At first i thought it was gonna be god awfull but by the end I'm thinking I want that.
#3 your spot on

#(removed comment) your probably right, but remember in the olympics 2008 100m final Usain Bolt started celebrating 10metres from the finish(smug git that he is) so I think he is faster than that Gay, Tyson Gay, and if tyson gay is faster y wasnt he in the final?

Just plain wrong, those god damn Chinese.
I wish all the Bears would rally together and go on some kind of rampage

I'm the polar bear walking home on Saturday night, i don't go to work on Monday, that's for fools

BITCH! i feel for that guy, ouch

$2 parking, you'll be lucky

#10 i'm with you, at least with a croc you can just stab it in the eyes-blind. you'd have to stab a spider 8 frikin times.
still not the coolest spider, there's one that eats other spiders from thier own webs, SICK!! not sure wots it's called all I know is that it's small

that dog is crap at footy, no control at all, poor show doggy, poor show.

Love Mats videos, they just bring a smile to my face,
Dancing brings every1 together no-matter who you are or where your from, DANCING IS AWESOME!!

Thought that was gonna be all serious but taht was joke in a wierd deathy kinda way

"What else do you wanna know?"
I wanna know when that fool will ever shut up, why did he keep goin on about degrees and shit, could of just said he hit it with the outside of his foot, good goal. The guys an idiot(the presenter).
Roberto Carlos has always been good at shooting from range but as a defender he lacked the true qualitys of a great one, not saying he aint good though.
Wow went on for a bit there, sorry

02:40 greatest own goal ever.

#13 wot do you mean killing ourselves?
We kill each other, but the yanks no how to do that better than most.
Where the hell did this vid come from, it's awesome

Amazing!! Mind blowing
4:12 sponserd by Chupa Chups lollies, wierd

I could be wrong but didn't Disney make this film? Anyone know?

Dam you porcelain!!

This shouldn't be watched after smoking a joint
#9 Lol

"If you wanna get fancy about it you can make it out of leather"
That shit was funny, the guy looked so disapointed.
He needs a head check

my eyes are now bleeding after that, thanks Mc D's

1:05 how the hell did he they get up there without getting caught?
#2 agreed that was insane
1 word for these kind of people mentalists

I wanna go!! that looks better than some of the shit you see at a pikey fair ground, probably safer to, if your English you'll know what I meen

#11 I liked your first comment
#9 LMAO
It's the way they both look at 0.04, pricless

3:20 never tune the radio during a race. bad move

You gotta respect that mans confidence, his smuggy, stuck up, to good to ask his dad the question just to humour him, confidence

#28 wow bask in the glory of people liking wot you said
Firstly spell ireland properly, every single pikey i've ever met was from ireland(home of the gypsy) and my family is from ireland, I'm not calling all irish pikeys I'm just saying that the ones who live in caravans, treat animals like shit and rob wotever they can are c***s, i'm sure u can agree with me on that you dip-shit

to #5- if this site is so cack why spend the time to login, watch a video and write that, you are a pleb.
"Hamster on a piano" get that on iTunes i would buy it.

Meth is messed up, I smoke weed, it makes things funny and you don't end up looking like a crack head. Anyways it's cryin shame people end up like that, still f**k em their fault should have gone to gym or something

why the hell are the judges impressed fair enough good, but god damn that's annoyin

SICK! no hose though, wot's he gonna do spit on the fire

#8 lol

g-speak is actually "gwan blud, brap brap brap!!"
that shiz looks awesome

Holy crap on handlebars, I wanna live in that house.
Christmas rave up!!!

#5 100% agree with you on that.
There are plenty better than those. Elano scored at least 3 awesome free kicks last season that where better than most of those

#6 LMAO
That guy got skills, crazy,insane,never gonna be usefull skills

#2 your right.
But grass roots football's nothing like that.
Rugby is for posh people and people you can't play football

It's a shame the back to earth 3parter was seriously shit, i love red dwarf still

Love it at 1:03 "If you look to the left you may now shit yourself"

bout time some1 got rid of those "peace" loving federation mugs
Great vid

I'm guessing slow news day
And their first date was at a pool hall, romance at its best

WOT THE FUCK!!!! How the hell did he do that,
#2 He didn't jump he flew! Me bein 'stupid and simple' would love to see you try and do that, goat

1:25 "she never tried to buck when we put the training harness on her" LMAO
1:56 " Shaun was only 17yrs old so we never got a chance to breed her" We all know that aint true

I swear this is from the Terminator Rise Of The Machines computer game, I remember watchin it and thinkin 'WTF is this shit'
The game was extreme.....ly bad

#(removed comment) Well fair enough, I still think Usain Bolt faster, but as you say some1 will turn up and beat his record

#7 I saw that episode, to be fair they didn't have this guy.

that dog would've preferred meat or a small child to chew on

#6 Chuck Norris goes out looking for goats to hit, if he can't find one then a Bull or huge Ram will do and if he can't find them then he head buts brick walls

Wow, you Americans really like the old racism thing, can't we all just get along. If gettin along don't work try war, oh wait you already did that, how's that goin by the way?
I'm only joking, I'm English and i'm not rascist(well maybe a little bit, but that's o.k)

I agree with #5 i think that is a boy.
The kids they chose are wierd lookin as it is playin games just makes them worse

good moves but I've only seen people dancing like that when their off their heads on pills.
Bet the dancer can't do the worm or the robot, that means LAME!

#(removed comment) your about as disturbed as this song, f**king funny though

0:16 Ouch!

Looks nothing like the Terminator

#5 chill bruv, I really want one but i'm not exactly gonna go out and get one and I doubt any1 else will(if any of you do get one, let me know where you got it, the things so dam cute)

That was good
#14 i totally agree, i like that place and I've got family there, they can't fight for shit so invading is a good idea

It's a shame people only get clued up when they see these ads,

Still, this just ruined my day,

#5 it was a good example of a cheating c*nt

#10 i think thats lock jaw, I could be wrong
Never been a fan of these dogs, now I see they can run up walls!
Gonna shit myself next time I see one of them

I have know idea wot i just watched

Awesome!! But that dude is 'positivley' annoying

#5 was gonna write the same thing.
funny vid though

I want one!! Maybe a roof rack gorilla would be better, harder to control though.

I'm guessin most of you lot are from The U.S of almighty A so this aint funny to you
Russel Brand is annoying but he's funny as fuck when he can say what he wants, not when offcom (sensors)are tellin him what he can't say.
What you don't realise is that the Lion killed that guy and had to be shot

I'd love to bitch slap Jason Statham, I don't hate him I just wanna see what he'd do
I think he'd cry

This vid is pointless, why watch someone make a pizza, time lapse or not. WEAK

BUY A ROPE

#11 reasearch rules don't it?
Either that or your proper smart or bored

I bet he had fun doin this.
#7 The poor sap wouldnt last 10 seconds

This guy aint funny, he just puts fuck in the odd place and people piss themselves laughing
DICK

They got there Dad 2 chickens. Cheap skate barstads

Waste of good wire