Apparently he shattered his left foot, broke both ankles and shredded his right knee.

Spelling mistake tatoos would have to be the worst.

Jeremy Clarkson's new 'TopGear' stunt goes spectacularly wrong, again...

Careful, if it hits 88mph it might travel through time...

Lol awesome... ultimate fighter theme music

Cat: This shall make a good litter tray...

If you are impatient try a nail gun...

#15 I used to throw shotgun shells in our drum or put them in a vice and hit them with a hammer..

Stops to wipe the sh*t off his seat...

Not the kind of dog you want to bite your nuts...

The Toro Rosso driver (Sebastien Buemi) was heading down the back straight on the Shanghai International Circuit at 180mph and as he braked, his front upright failed, causing the wheel tethers to snap and both front tyres to pop off

Quit bending all the utensils and start cooking b#@tch..

Well timed, 6 inches earlier and he could have broken his neck.

"Now something extraordinary happens"... (hits thumb)F*@%!!!

How appropriate. I will be a dad in 7 weeks

So thats why my house cost so much to build...

Man that was tense! I was leaning to the left the whole time.

Sounds like my Mrs..

Hexakopter down.. Quick send in Eric Bana

Funny if there was a car buried in that snow...

He got a birdie, No wait thats golf...

Disclaimer: All horses were killed in the making of this movie

Look on the bright side, now the shop is a drive thru.

Looks like a scene straight out of Terminator.

So this is where the cast of 'so you think you can dance' end up.