#17. The Islamic fundamentalists who plant bombs, blow themselves up and kill other people would, I am certain, most emphatically insist that they are true followers of Islam. You say they are not. Who is correct?

I would guess here are just as many atheists in prison for: burglary/rape/armed robbery/fraud/etc.etc.etc. as there are Christians, Jews or Muslims. But I wonder how many atheists blow people up because of they don't follow our non-belief in God?

You seem like a very affable, though extremely naive person Siz. Life is a lot more serious and complex than you realise.

#15. My point was that indoctrinated Muslims who use their intelligence to escape the dogmatic principles of their forefathers are to be congratulated. You clearly are not one of them.

Labelling me a fanatic is a bit rich coming from someone who belongs to a group who see their mission in life as converting or killing Infidels. FYI I've never hacked off anyone's head because they didn't follow my belief system. I wonder how many of your own buddies would be so restrained?

If your hope that I should 'be nicer in future' means that you hope I cease my cynical view of life the universe and everything, then my advice to you is this: Don't hold your breath.

#12. I haven't insulted you or the billion other muslims. I've just explained the way things are. Your indoctrination is so strong, it makes you believe you're the one who's made the choice. Take offense if you want, or not, it's up to you. It's a pity you've chosen not to use your intelligence... if you have any.
I haven't looked at any of your other comments, because I don't find you that interesting.
I hope you might become more well-informed in the future.

#9. Nicely put.
I don't follow either American football or English football. To me, 'supporting' a team has always seemed rather an odd thing to do. How many football supporters (English or American) actually know any of the team? I'm not sure how it works in the USA, but due to the incredibly volatile transfer market in English football, the squad one year can look entirely different to the squad a year or two later. So you're not even really supporting the players. Maybe supporters feel an affinity for the area where 'their' team play, but how many Manchester United Fans for example, have ever lived in Manchester? What could possibly be the motivation for cheering one team instead of another?

The answer is clear. It's called indoctrination. Your dad supported a particular team, and this results in you doing likewise. It's very similar to religion, if your parents are Christian, the chances are that you will be too. If they're Muslim, then you will probably also be Muslim. If your parents are Muslims and you happen to be an atheist, congratulations! You have a brain and aren't afraid to use it.

I really wanted to be amused by this. Instead I just found it rather tedious.

#20 Oh dear. And you were doing so well there for a moment.

Nothing matters.
How we treat each other? It doesn't matter.
How we treat the environment? It doesn't matter.
Being well off? It doesn't matter.
Collecting and enjoying material wealth? It doesn't matter.

Now do you understand?

#8. "Of course we live without directions since we don't know the purpose of life..."

I'll let you in on a secret. There is no purpose to life.

We are born. We live. We die. That's it, and that's all there is to it.

Great musician, great poet, great architect, great philosopher. Whatever you are, and whatever legacy you leave to the world after your death is entirely irrelevant. Why? Because when our sun dies, we die, all of us. There will be no-one left in existence to say what great men they all were.

It will all be over.

#1 Faked?

Something tells me this isn't the first rocking chair he's made.
Nice job.

Losing your cool... is never cool.

#14 There is no connection between being open-minded and being religious. Quite the opposite in fact, since a religious leaning indicates a certain detachment from reality engendered largely by a fear of death.

Did you see that? Three trains in a row travelling at 300mph! I hope they don't catch up with each other.

Beautiful creatures, and smart too.

#8. Stupid people will laugh at anything.

#1. My thoughts exactly.

That was awesome. I just couldn't start laughing.

I'll bet it's not as mush fun to drive as my TVR.

#10 I'm not anti EA Sport fans, I'm anti Sport, all sport.

Birth of a tiny cuteness?

I wonder what a full-grown cuteness looks like?

#7. I am proud to confirm your assertion.

I bet that house stinks.

Perhaps he's not as famous as he thinks...?

Is a truck dodge the same thing as a Dodge Truck?

"Do you recognize that voice?"

Errr..... no.

#11. Yeah, I heard that bit. And that's when I realised it wasn't a vid about glaciers at all. It was just another Climate Change Alarmist video.

#10. A whale? LOL. Get yourself some spectacles.

It's just a glacier.

Big Red Riding Cap and The Wolf.

This guy has provided the solution to a non-existent problem.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Fake. The video was shot upside-down.

I remember when we used to get excited at how small mobile phones were becoming. The first one I owned was as big as a house brick. Within a few years they could fit in your pocket, and a few years later they could be hidden in your hand. Since then the trend went into reverse, and they just got bigger and bigger and the batteries last less and less between charges.

My phone is a Nokia 1680. It cost fuck-all. The o/s never crashes. I can make and receive phone calls and send and receive text messages. That's all a phone needs to do. Oh, and the battery can go a couple of weeks between charges.

Thanks #3. Very interesting page. Bookmarked for future reference.

Gee... just look at them kick through that wood.
It must be.... millimetres thick...

Funniest thing I've seen today.

#2. FYI the Mac v PC war was won by the PC many years ago.

Basically here's the situation:

People buy a PC because it's non-proprietary, reasonably priced, can draw on a colossal amount of compatible hardware for repairs, replacements and upgrades, and is supported by a wealth of software.

People buy a Mac because it's pretty and shiny and the Apple marketing machine tells them to.

Motivation video?

No.

Nike Ad.

More enjoyable than a kick in the balls.

#14. Not as shocking as your apparent certainty about what constitutes a 'reasonable comment'.

#1. It's called 'choice'.

#13. HATER is a convenient label that dimwits attach to people who do not share their own views. A moment's reflection will reveal that you are also a HATER, if for no other reason than you HATE people not agreeing with you.

Hamster drives a truck?
I'd have been more impressed if one of the hamster's feet was on the gas pedal, another on the gear stick and and he was actually looking out of the windscreen too.

A vomit-inducing culinary curiosity.

Like OK. I like understand now.

Two questions:

#1. Why like, do you like, keep saying like, .... like?

and

What happened to the Archery video?

#3. Zat is correct! Und iff you do not pass zee test. You vill be SHOT!

#4. It means that Dmitry expects everyone to find every video on Snotr to be 'awesome' and when he encounters anyone who has an opinion contrary to his own, he becomes uncomfortable and aggressive. He's just a classic immature narrow-minded simpleton, nothing more.

#1. That's not a problem. They're already working on a quadcopter that can do that.

I could do it faster with a Brillo pad.

Incomplete construction details make this a pointless video.

#4. Last Frame.

Guy thinks: "Here comes a chick that I can impress with my basketball skills."

Girl thinks: "What a twat."

It's not 'eaten' if it's still in his mouth...

I tried that once, but the power lead got a bit tangled...

Darter...

Comment to short

I bet he did...

#2. Yeah. That digger looks just like an insect...

#7 Your 'research' simply allows you to confirm what you already believed. But it's a fake whether you like it or not. He already admitted the camera hit was faked. The rest will come out in time. Just be patient...

The video is a fake. In an interview he actually admitted that the ending where he hits the camera with a puck was fake, but in fact the entire thing is fake. All of the pucks were placed in the video afterwards.

LOL. A US TV item about the worst thing that momma's ever said, and the worst bits are 'beeped' out in typical prudish US fashion. LOL. Oh the irony.

A sad state of affairs in the USA, where the tipping culture is used to allow employers to get away with paying their staff shit wages, and force them to beg from customers in order to maintain a reasonable income.

"This is happening in nearly every cell in your body"

No wonder I had trouble sleeping last night...

I like my tea hot and unmessed with, not tossed through the air over and over again by a dickhead, rendering the tea cold and undrinkable.

#1. I've got news for you.
You're a below average reader.