#22. It's a Smart Car.

#12. Thanks!!

#11. The thing is though, these are real cars.... not 'pedal' cars like yours.

"When you think that you are the fastest one on the road..."

You slow down and immediately get overtaken by four cars.

Who would have thunk it?

#13. Well I certainly don't work for anyone else for £18k pa. that's for sure. Self-employment is the only way to go imho.

Incidentally, I have nothing against mechanics. I used to be one.

#9. If that was in Romania, then you were spending your low pay in a low cost of living economy. Believe me, in the Western European economies, earning £18,000 per annum will relegate you to virtual poverty.

#5 An F1 mechanic only gets paid about £18,000 per year. If you think that's awesome, then you must have a real shit job.

People are showoffs.

#5. Well said.

After all that deliberation, the idiot tries to 'step' across.

He survived it this time. Something tells me next time he won't be so lucky.

Now let's see a list of the ten happiest people.
I'll bet that not one of this money-hungry bunch would feature in that list.

He can say "Hello" and "Hi".
A two-word vocabulary.
Awesome.

#8. Yes I suppose you're right.
But I think you are coping remarkably well.

Category.... Accidents? Really?

Category should be.... 'Idiocy' or maybe even 'Attempted Suicide'.

"This kid's voice when he starts singing..."

... sounds just like most other kids' voices when they start singing.

Nothing new here. Move along now.

#10. I think it's a Smart Car.

#43 Wars don't always go according to plan.
And since we're mentioning dates, I seem to recall that 1956 didn't go too well for you guys.

#34.

1. It's a commercial, that's all. It's designed to persuade people to part with their money for shit. Commercials are not beautiful.
2. The people of all colours and races only came together because that's what that they were paid to do. It's a job. Do you understand?
3. God doesn't exist. It's a myth that was invented to suppress and control people like.... you.

If there's one thing more hilarious than parkour, it puddle parkour.

Colossal amount of time and energy devoted to making... shit.

#13. I suggest you check the definitions of introvert and extrovert there boy. You have them the wrong way around.

#2. The bike sounds OK to me.
It's a 4 stroke by the sound of the valve gear clatter (normal) and by the way it accelerates, a pretty big bike too.

Reminds me of my old Kawasaki Z1000.

Go buy a bike and scare yourself.

I got it wrong as well, and I'm the biggest fuckin' liar I know!
Wait!..... That was a lie....

#9. Thanks! I'll take that as a compliment!

#4 I suspect that you've never laid paving stones either. If you had you'd know that 99% of the work is in the preparation, ie. making sure the surface is perfectly flat, even and compacted. Afterwards, laying the stones, slabs or whatever is piss easy.

#6. My thoughts exactly. Your 'sulphuric acid' comment sounds rather silly doesn't it?

This system appears to work well against people who are not actually trying to attack you.

I hope none of the injuries were trivial.

"Will all passengers disembark from the left hand side. Mind the step"

I didn't get where I am today without enjoying that.

Gee. She went from: 'girl without make-up' to.... 'girl with make-up'.

Awesome.

Herd of rabbits?

Yes, of course I've heard of rabbits.

#6. I have a sneaking suspicion that you've never been up close and personal with a 'chick' with no top...

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but....
You lose.
The rules of Jenga are quite specific:

"Only one hand should be used at a time when taking blocks from the tower...."
You used a book or DVD case.
Fail.

I liked Phil Collins better when he was in Genesis.

#5. I didn't say it, I typed it.
And there's no need to address me as Sir.

He just delivered some beer to himself.
Fiendishly cunning.

Bruce 'Basin Cut' Lee.

"Oh My God!"
"Oh My God!"
"Oh My God!"
"Oh My God!"
"Oh My God!"
"Oh My God!"
"Oh My God!"

Anyone who says "Oh My God!" more than twice within a 24 hour period, should be executed.

Here's a sobering thought:

At any given moment, inside every woman, no matter how beautiful she may be, is approximately 1 kilo of shit.

Category = Parodies, and a very amusing one too.

As for advertisers, I think they should all be murdered.

#8. Any man has by definition, reached puberty. So, a twenty year old is pubescent and so is a fifty year old. the 'pre' part is a way of highlighting just how really childish someone is.

Someone who types: "Boobs Boobs B OO BS BOOOOOBS" is an excellent example.

Just sayin...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I rest my case.

A more entertaining comparison would have been between American beer and real beer.

"Why do women in games have such large breasts?"

Because mostly the games are played by pre-pubescent boys."

Tune in next week for some more hilarious japes with these two cretins.

My name's Tom.

I'm 54.

And I'm addicted to watching crap videos on snotr.

There was once a time, when men and women aspired to greatness, to achieve great things; accomplish outstanding feats of endurance, astonishing triumphs of courage and bravery.

Today, the pinnacle of achievement has fallen somewhat.

...devoting your life to doing tricks on an elongated roller skate.

"...wouldn't you want to have a fast car which would make you feel like you are 10 years old at an amusement park just by pressing the gas pedal?"

#9. Actually, you sound as if you 'are' ten years old...

Sigh. Every time I ring my ISP tech support, I end up speaking to a twat just like this.

Roman Atwood
He's not a pranker
He's just a sad wanker.

Hey you! C'mere!
Look. I'm rich. You're poor.

And to reinforce that message I'm driving this expensive, shiny penis extension and you're just slumming it on the street.

Now we got our relative positions in society sorted out, here...
...today I'm pretending to be a good, kind caring guy.

The rest of the time I'm an arsehole, but today I want to make a you tube video showing everyone how wonderful I am and what a great car I have.

Here, take a pizza.
Take another.
Every one you take makes me look better...

See? I'm not really a prick after all.

Snow.
Ice.

...Cold Turkey?

This man is ... a boy.

Perfect for cutting down a tree.
... as long as it's already been cut down...

#11. Spot on. The kid has obviously learned a script written by daddy.
It's just a nauseating nipper without an original thought in his head.

The black guy is carrying a lot more weight, albeit muscle weight, than the white fella.
I think he does a good job!

#8. They look like roof trusses to me, so perhaps the description should read:

"Looks like a good way to escape a fire on your first floor by climbing the wall, breaking through the ceiling into the roof void and burning to death there instead."

Worldflip Firstflip Frontflip Bikeflip

Awesomeflip.

This reminds me of a caravan my old man used to own. Everything inside it was tucked away in the most ingenuous and irritating way possible.

"Dad, where's my bed?"
- "Here son, we just move mom out of the way, pull this seat across here, tug this board out here and drop this flap down, connect this to that.. and there is your bed!"

"Dad, where's the cooker?"
- "Look, I just move this to the right, slide this out, attach this hook to here, connect up this butane cylinder here and... voila! The cooker!"

"Dad, where's the fridge?"
- Just step out of the way of that cupboard for a moment, now let me slide ths door across, flip down this lid and there's the fridge."

"Dad, where's the shower?"
- "Here, I'll just move this screen across here. Tug this lever, press this button right here with my nose, stick a brush up my arse while whistling the theme music from Star Trek, grab both these handles and pull them together while sticking my foot into this hole here, and then pull that string with my left ear and hit this button with a sledgehammer. And there... is the shower!"

.....

#24. You're welcome. Hilarious isn't it?

#21. There's a whole list of things I do without payment.
1. I eat
2. I sleep
3. I drink
4. I shit
5. I fuck
6. I scratch my balls
7. I read
8. I listen to music
9. I play music
10. I..... I could go on....

All these things and many more I do for free because... well... because who the fuck would pay me???

But, when I'm doing things 'for other people' then I believe it pays to be more circumspect.

I like designing websites, that's my job and I enjoy doing it. But I wouldn't do it for free unless the person or organisation I was providing the work for was a charitable organization, or it was for some worthy philanthropic cause. To do otherwise is to not value myself.

You'll no doubt correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Snotr is not a charitable organisation. The site is monetised, the irritating ads are clearly visible if I turn off AdBlockPlus. So the site owner is clearly interested in making a buck or two; who knows, maybe he or she has ambitions to one day rival YouTube. Who knows?

One thing is clear, he is either making money, or he's building up the site and the business in order to make money in the future and you are helping him by working for nothing, and in my book that makes you dumb.

Interesting video, but I can't help wondering just how much extremely poisonous mercury vapour is floating around above that tub, and this guy is breathing it all in.

"Most of us work for free..."

Then you're idiots.

Calories consumed greater than calories burned. Gain Weight.

Calories consumed less than calories burned. Lose weight.

This, in a nutshell is the simple and blatantly obvious 'science' behind controlling your weight.

Q. So if it's so simple and so obvious why isn't everyone able to control their weight?

A. Simply because some people are gluttonous greedy bastards.

#15. No. My comment stands. It's irrelevant what nationality he is.

#11. ... well that comment certainly says a lot more about America, and you, than me or my country of choice.

Incidentally, there are quite a number of countries and their allies, capable of administering a sharp and effective military response to a pre-emptive USA strike. These tend to be the countries that the American rogue state steers clear of, preferring instead to exercise its cowardly military muscle against much smaller and weaker states.

It's easier that way.

What a lovely, nice, fun, jolly man.

... but glance at his daughter and he'll chop your balls off in a heartbeat.

He's actually riding upright, but the road is leaning.

Who cares?

Dig those socks. LOL.
Mister Fashion.

America. Land of the free.

The very last place on earth I would want to live.

He might be an idiot, but whoever fitted that gym out is even more stupid. Every piece of equipment should be bolted to the floor.

Definitely agree with #6. The 'sharp end' of the money raising efforts of charities is often carried out by volunteers who willingly work for nothing, and it's disgraceful that the people at the top of the management hierarchy frequently pull down colossal salaries and expenses.

What a pity they're all on helium.

#4. Thank you. That's a compliment.
I'm not trying to be funny, but this video tries so hard, it's pathetic
... rather like yourself.

I lost interest after number 10.

He should have got a hamster.

There are plenty of plastic trees which are dead ringers for the real live thing, and they don't drop millions of pine needles on the carpet for mom to vacuum up every morning.

And you want to smell a tree? Go sniff a pine cone.

#5 "The ball shall at all times be played in a direction towards the hole. No unfair advantage shall be deliberately taken in use or misuse of objects within the field of play."

He got away with this because he was just playing buddies, but in a tournament he would have lost strokes at the least, or at worst disqualified from the competition.

Looks like they just uninvented the wheel.

It's difficult to imagine how anything could be less funny than this video.

Has an IQ of 140.

Likes Justin Bieber?

Am I the only one to have spotted a contradiction there?

I didn't smile.

Save the planet.
Buy a plastic tree, and re-use it next year, and the next, and the next, and the next...

Now there's one guy I wouldn't mind living next door to me.

I trod on a leaf today, it was shaped like half of Africa with a little bit of France attached and South America on the bottom with part of it torn off.

What are the chances of that eh???

Wouldn't it be funny if, for a prank, they switched the air cushion for one made of concrete?

#11 So every time I travel from Hong Kong to Australia by jet, Im doing Parkour?
Cool.

#3. But isn't that the definition of Parkour...?

#8 Would you undertake a two-hour risk assessment first?

There's only one thing worse than a zombie, and that's a parkour zombie.

#15. I don't believe I ever said I was a hero did I?

There are two points here:

1. I see the that function of a phone is to make phone calls. If it does that, then that's great. Whatever else a phone does on top of that is of no interest to me. Apps, software, internet access, email, games. Not interested. It doesn't matter how much the Samsung or Apple marketing men try to convince me that I MUST HAVE THE LATEST SMART PHONE, I'm not interested. I have a PC that does everything else I need to do in this digitally connected world. My PC is a top of the range beast that I built myself, and it makes the fastest most advanced i-phone look like a steam kettle in comparison.

2. A side effect of my not swapping my phone every 18 months as is suggested in the video, surely means that in a small way, I'm helping the planet, wouldn't you agree?

Incidentally, I don't swap my PC every 18 months either. I can just upgrade the parts that I deem require it, thus saving money and the planet again.

In fact, given everything I'm doing for the planet, maybe I am a hero after all. Is it too late to change my user name to 'HeroTesticleTom?

I've identified one or two potential health and safety hazards here. If there was a tidal wave upstream which swept a blue whale or an oil tanker into the pool, possible injury could result.

#7. I am British, English in fact. But I live in HK, and have done for quite some time. Also I should point out that I am far more handsome than my photo might suggest; that was taken on a bad hair day.

#5 Tom is quite a common name in our family.

#5 I think it's fair to assume that when the narrator mentions that RDC workers are underpaid, he is comparing their pay to the average pay of other workers in RDC. Unless you accept this, you are opening almost every video up to such ridiculous analysis ie. when David Attenborough states that Falcons can fly quickly, is he comparing them to other birds or to supersonic jets? Everest is a very high mountain, but not compared to some mountains on Mars. etc. etc. etc.

#6. Yes I think it's been 7 years (more or less). Electronic stuff is on sale where I live much earlier than in other parts of the world.

This is clearly a fake.
Someone is just dubbing the human voice over the guinea pig's mouth movement.

Mr Cool sure looks the part.
What a pity the prick can't drive.

I am pleased and proud to announce that I do not own, and have no intention of ever purchasing, a smart phone. Mine is a 7 year old Nokia 1680 Classic. It makes phone calls and sends texts. That's all I need a phone for.