"Now, who would still eat this?" Everybody. Thats sick!

I tried it with my girlfriend but it didn't sound very good. She also bit me.

I'm not worried. I'm not a watermelon.

"She's mine! Piss off!"

How many naked butts were stored in the hard drive?

Hehe, you can see him hiding the bird at 2:27.

I love it when the bad guys get beaten!

What a waste of 2 min 18 secs...

There is another clip somewhere with a drunk guy doing this. Its much better!

Love his smile at 00:34, when his mission is completed!

Try "home" god dammit!

Why did they go in there in the first place?

I thought he was grabbing the beers.

He is in fact only 17 years old. This is what spooning does to you. Stay away from spoons, kids!

#2: I want to see him go uphill.

Swedes! We are so good at inglisch!

I'm also a bit afraid of Julia Roberts.

That monkey is a true attention whore. Anything for fame!

A flying plane!? Now I've seen it all!

#2: No its not real. But funny!

"Cutting up" was more accurate than I expected.

"Im the fire farter, the twisted fire farter"

is there a way to speed up this clip?

Stupidity has reached new levels. This is not even cool.

Why did he run after it? The bike probably finished by itself.

#4: I once cuddled with a fish, but there was no film in the camera.

For some reason I hate this clip.

This is so cool!

Segway: For the lazy who wants to go for a walk. The whole concept is fail!

Damn, he works fast!

And if he prints a second rabbit, the two rabbits will probably "print" hundreds of rabbits.

I wanna be a chemical!

I guess pulling out a tooth is rocket science, sort of.

Dude, where's my car?

#1: If I remember correct, Mythbusters proved the opposite. Impact force with two cars going 60 mph, is the same as one car crashing in a wall in 60 mph. But I might be wrong.

Oh no! I clicked it!

This was really good. (and i dont even like football)

Why the hell is this clip 10 min?

Why did he have rollerblades?

God bless our kids.

Magnets sort of attracts my interest.

Russians in Austria, hence the Greek music.

I don't know but I think the commercials was better when they weren't pretending to be something else, when they were characterized by shallow commercialism:
"Thirsty?" [Hot chick holding a coke.] "Drink Coca Cola!"

I consider this as fake until I see all the toasts together. Computer animation on a few toasts?

Some people just have too many vacuum cleaners.

http://www.snotr.com/video/6701/Tiburon_in_a_school_of_fish
Same place, the bird is there and everything. More action in this clip thou!

Last one: "Must... watch... television..."

Looks like a duck to the left at 1:54

Because I'm worth it.

"H.L. Mencken is a moron." -The common man

Hysterical. Drink your soda and shut up!

Vinegar is like liquid Chuck Norris.

What's the solution for me? I'm ugly all over.

Mythbusters tried this. It actually works.

This was the weirdest thing.

I read "penises" instead of "pennies" i the title. Freud, what is wrong with me?

#(removed comment): That you are not the smartest guy in school.

I couldn't watch more than the first 40 secs. Hate these kind of things.

"I use this function when I mastur... work with a hammer."

Im laughing so hard. Best video ever!

Have you ever seen this clip on snotr.com? You will.

I guess he shoot 6 arrows a few times and saw what pattern they created. Then he placed the balloons in that pattern. Can he do it again, with the balloons formed as a circle?

Skills! All Blacks haka is also worth watching. Thats power! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y

"We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!"

#5: That squirrel eats nuts.

They are from Norway (at least they speak Norwegian), but still hilarious!

8 lives to go...

Birds are made at factories and then transported to nature.

The video definitely lacked Godzilla screaming in the woods, suddenly appearing attacking the men, who run for cover as the military choppers arrive to the scene, while the tones of Wagners The Valkyrie grow stronger. That, my dear fellow, would have been awesome.

It was a _Massive Attack_ on the camera.

This is great! But please, do not forget the homeless when Christmas is over. I believe January is the worst month for homeless people, cuz nobody cares in January.

And suddenly I am smiling again.

If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land

I live in the north and I see this quite often. Not this intense thou. Really nice!

They are all fake!

I love it when these tv shop-guys fuck things up! "Look at this fantastic product! I can do this with it. [cracks or whatever] Oh, shit i cant."

Now I am waiting for the making of the making the google chrome speed tests. That would be awesome!

"We can't have him hanging here. Cut him loose!"

#5: Bring some water if you go there.

Nothing new here. You can actually boil water in a plastic cup.

I think the laughing guy was stoned. Guess he had a great experience!

Well, technically it wasn't any jump.

The whole world is a fucking freak show! And there is always someone with a video camera, bringing the show to your screen. Fuck.

I just realized how much I like this video: http://www.snotr.com/video/216

No, I don't really know what I'm trying to say. Peace!

Throw the man in the lake. Problem solved!

This clip reminds me of Knut, the dearest of them all!

RIP Knut 2006-2011.

Ok, sir. Your balls are bigger than mine.

- This is madness.
- Madness? This is RUSSIA!

And now, come with me in the bedroom and we will burn even more calories.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

OMG! Its a perpetual motion machine: http://www.snotr.com/video/8817/Perpetual_motion_machines

#9 and #10: It's not in real time. I think I read somewhere that 1 sec in the clip is like 6 min in real time (can't remember, but something like that). But still, the plasma is moving pretty fast!

Edit: Yep, they say it here (in Swedish) http://www.svd.se/nyheter/utrikes/nar-det-regnar-pa-solen_7939608.svd

Dogs are the best! (Hope my cat doesn't read this...)

And suddenly I want to be a vet. Great clip! Great dog!

What if the old woman is the love of your life? Think outside the outside of the box!

What is this crap? More quality uploads please!

"Ridiculous" is the word I am looking for.

Just wait until we are running out of salt water. Then what?

#4: he had no sex with her, so angry woman. (chicken and the egg-thing, what's the reason to what?)

First time I saw this I didn't have a sound card. I can tell you it's a lot better with sound.

There is only one sport: Ping pong!

Don't litter!

Kill it with fire! No, wait. Kill it with something else.

An army of these could probably paint my house while I drink beer on the lawn.
Hm... Things to buy:
* An army of tiny robots
* Paint
* Beer

I was waiting for the girl to pick up the knife. Now that would be interesting!

Get him drunk and see how good he is!

I don't get it. Why didn't he build a cube instead?

#5: Its not hello, its "hej då". Can sound a bit like "hello" i guess.

I can't believe how much I really enjoyed this clip.

Amazing bartender? No, amazing juggler who happens to be a bartender. Pour me a Bloddy Mary, Sir, and I'll judge your bartender skills.

#3: Wow, that would be a huge pile of salt!

#5: Cheers man!

I always drive around with a couple of balloons in my trunk, just in case something like this happens.

The camera with this film was found in the stomach of a polar bear.

What is the most interesting thing in universe?
Consciousness.

Whats facebook again?

I think they are great!

#6: Yeah, you can fight me with a naked woman anytime!

Luck has nothing to do with it!

Btw, is 00:59 the same as 1:59 but from a different angle?

Jesus!

People are crazy.

The best thing is his attitude, like "there's nothing I can't do". I wish I had more of that, but without being blind.

I am scared of Ellen.

I heard Chuck Norris is married to all of them.

#5: Mmmmhhhh... coffee...

I'm not a baseball fan, but that's pretty awesome!

#4: Is the iPhone 36s out for sale now? For gods sake, where do I get one? TELL ME!!

Sax and the city.

I could watch toxic waste gas from a nearby factory for hours.

I want a dog! hate this stupid cat of mine...

No, I love my cat, but I want a dog.

Hm... Gin? Good idea! With tonic and a some ice cubes. Be right back!
Great clip btw.

Excellent!

What did she tell him again?

I once was attacked by a beer. Had to drink my way out of that situation!

Well, that is one way to spend your money.

I dont get it.

He's way better than me!

Maybe he was lucky.

#33: That youtube channel really proved it: Its fake. Funny, but fake.

Whats convergence again?

Makes me thirsty on some ice tea.

They should try putting something over it, a tube or something similar.

Lack of time is not the problem here!

Well, maybe we find the aliens and discover that they are the drooling idiots.

Can it walk?

a friend has got one. (one third nipple that is, not one nipple)

He is Chuck Norris in disguise.

WTF are they doing at 4:58 to 5:09?

They probably have parachutes in their underwear.

1:18 and 12:42 is the same incident, just different angles.

That's one hungry putty!

If I had a raven I would teach it to say "Nevermore".

When I tried to do the same thing the printer had a paper jam.

I recommend http://www.flightradar24.com/ where you can see air traffic in real time! Sometimes when my wife is flying somewhere, I follow here plane on flightradar, just to spy on her, sort of.

You can learn a lot from this vid:
1: Never drive in Russia.
2: ... Nah, think that's all.

Looks just like me when I try to kick a ball.

"Like a boss..."

Its like a horror movie. "They don't ever go away"

Buy some sheep and the problem is solved!

And he SCORES!

Shit happens.

I guess that would happen to me to, if i tried to lift that...

The title is funny if you know that "kiss" means "urine" in Swedish. Now you know.

#16: I'd rather put her in my erection seat.

This is Norway! To much money = to much time + ammo.

This clip is not old at all.

He is the Batman!

... Quoth the raven: "Nevermore".

#4 he's actually stealing the car.

#14 & #15: watching the whole clip before writing a comment is very overrated.

All people play with lego, but some people play more with lego than others.

If you ask stupid questions, you will get stupid answers. But on the other hand it's always fun to laugh at stupid Americans.

I see him rollin', Im hatin'...

I liked the part where the wall fell down.

Born to be wild!

Fake it is.

The big question is: Who draw the first line?

What goes up, must come down. Including people.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Who needs fast? This is picturesque!

3:34 is pure beauty.

Uncontrolled fires are of course terrible, but this was fucking awesome! The burning bridge was beautiful, and when it fell... Like others said: Looks like it was planned. Great clip!

Story of my life.

And I'm free, free falling
Yeah I'm free, free falling

I was waiting for "Nevermore".

I think perhaps nr 3 "No regerts" is intentional. I could actually consider such a tattoo. It's brilliant!

I love this guy!

Whats wrong with a fizz? Gin fizz!? Good idea! Let the weekend begin!
Cheers!

Hilarious!

Love the dog at 1:37: ”Quick, quick, must hurry, must go to… go to… where am I going. Wow, look at him. Looks cool. But dangerous. Yeah, he is dangerous. Wait, where am I? What am I doing? What’s over there? Yeah, he is dangerous. I go this way. Yeah, that’s good. Quick, quick, must hurry, most go to…”

If people can achieve that, they should be able to achieve world peace!

Great! Just what we need: Robots that can open doors. Just when we thought we were safe behind doors, some nuthead invents door-opening robots. Thanks a lot dickhead! Now, we are all fucked!

Translation: "A big thanks to the orginazers. We want to se more of this kind."

Edit: Ok, you were a few secs faster than me.

Sarah Palin? Who's she again?

He has many hands.

Wonderful!

Same but better: http://www.break.com/index/cool-and-complex-card-trick.html

incredible @1:12. He's not even using the bike!

This woman also knows how to do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa7EMlZjPnQ

The aliens have already invaded!

#24: It looks like your caps lock works fine.

Golf - the silliest sport ever. Ever.

Music is great!

This is also magic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XeNuupL1qE

Life is a social experiment.

You stand on earth, looking out in space.
You are up in space, looking down at earth.

I love girls!

#4: Did you really carve out a Halloween pumpkin in your own hand?

0:31: I thought it was a panda sitting behind him.

Last step is the most important: Completing!

Faraday cages are cruel and shouldn't be allowed. FREE FARADAY!

Reminds me of the Volvo B18-engine: Old as hell, pure mechanic (almost) and is still does what it was meant to do. Strange analogy perhaps...

#5: Just like my wife. We have some quite interesting intimate moments together.

The war seems to be over pretty fast, since he wasted all his ammunition before the machines arrived to the battlefield.

I think maybe that guy called me, but I hang up on him.

Don't run when you meet a bear. Its a sign of weakness and it makes you a prey. A bear with head high or standing on two feet are curious and you can just leave quietly. A bear with head low, speeding towards you is probably pissed off, and if so you are fucked.

I met a bear when I was fishing last summer. Suddenly it was there, 20 meters away. But we separated as friends. I went home to change underwear.

And here in Sweden its "frigolit".

Poor humanity.

Hours of work to get a 30 sec clip. People are strange in some sort of beautiful way!

#1: Have you ever been in Sweden?

Whats this thing about "did he died"? Its more lame then "first"-posters. Dickheads!

#20: I would rate you +2 if I could!

Is he supposed to be some kind of superhero?

Best clip ever!

There is only one cool Bird: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukL3TDV6XRg

2.27: My preciousssss...

The evolution is here! Viva la evolucion!

Where in Sweden is it? Anybody knows?

BTW: At 0:57, when the sound starts, the man doesn't react at once. He keeps talking for a few seconds, just like he didn't hear it. And suddenly he is surprised: "There it is again!" I would have stopped talking to listen. That is all the evidence I need: Fake!

(No, I don't think so, just trying to be funny.)

This could solve the problem with parking lots.

#5 read #3.

"... manually glued on top of each other ..." O_O I have no words...

"Quoth the cat: No-more."

He must hate himself for not being ready with the camera.

@ 0:35 - I tried that when I was doing the dishes in a restaurant many years ago. I broke some plates and got my ass kicked by the manager.

the owls are not what they seem

#2: Or you need many hair straighteners.

This clip could use a "Wait for it"-instruction.

Memories, yes. I had a very good friend who loved this video. I still remember when he showed it to me, long ago. He committed suicide a couple of years ago. I miss him so much. This clip made my heart a bit warmer. Peace!

If you have no tools to connect them properly, you find a temporal solution, for instance twinning them. When you come home (or where ever) you connect them properly. The method presented here is making a temporal solution permanent.

If the water actually would make her smarter, she would probably become smart enough to realize that the water doesn't make her smarter, which means she wouldn't have been smart enough to realize that she didn't become smarter. Or maybe she just needs to drink more of that water.

Great! He is the eggman for sure! (and I am the walrus.)

As far as the rumor goes, they are still in there and the wave just keeps on going, round and round.

#9 no its not.

green is the color of fake.

The future is becoming more and more futuristic.

#18: How can you tell its for real? I don't think it is, but I really don't know. It would be terrible if it were for real...

Looks kinda... gay.

I like his voice for some reason.

@ 0:18 he throws his legs out.

Everything from Norway is funny.

Well, the fishes asked for it.

Scandinavian Deers are a bit like Japanese kamikaze pilots. Here is a Norwegian example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usX8EfMXm68

This is the reason why I'd prefer a dog instead of that stupid egoistic cat I feed everyday without getting anything in return except a (more or less) dead mouse or bird once in a while.

He will probably never walk straight again.

I prefer this: http://www.snotr.com/video/3495/Fluteboxing

Sisyphus, my dear friend. Here we go again!

That shark is definitely going to eat that whale from inside.

"We are drifting in blind orbits, helpless, alone."
Jim Morrisson

That sounds almost as creepy as the creepiest train horn!

I'm stunned.

#1: The goal is nothing, the movement is everything.

Nr 7: If you need a sign telling you its raining outside you shouldnt go out at all.

#2 Then you can stay there.

Its more natural to hunt bears than writing comments on snotr. Just saying.

"Out of my way, Brigdey"!

Looks like none of them finished the track. Who won?

We wish you a pleasant journey!

This is the comment.

He looks a bit like Charlie Chaplin sometimes, @1:50 for example.

The guy @0:20 is hilarious!

#3: Yeah, in her case silence is really golden.

Somebody should tell him smoking is bad for his health.

#8: I consider the making of the toast stop-motion as fake until I see the making of the making of the toast stop-motion.

The guy is pretty good, but i'd prefer looking at the girl for 2 minutes.

#11: Reminded me of this: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bell.asp

@ 2:17 - "They could see it"!? No they couldn't! They could read a description of it.

Hole in one!

Why don't they program the robots to develop self-awareness and kill all humans? That would be interesting for real!

0:58: I would freak out if I meet him in the woods at night!

Bring my umbrella please.

This is the best video ever!

#3 and #4: Definitely a girl, an ugly girl.

#1: No you are mirrored!

"Look at me! Im so cool, destroying an iphone!" Attention whore.

An he didn't even get a kiss... Ladies, if you want us to be gentlemen, we want something in return.

Bart and Milhouse did that once!

I want to see the rest of it. What happened after this?

They can run really fast.

#(removed comment): Your nick fits you well.

CaptainFuckface: I just had to give you a +1 on that!

I guess this is the kind of clip that doesn't generate any high quality comments.

Definitely gay.

Not funny. End of discussion.

Think outside the box: It's magic.

I'm glad he's dead. You nazi-motherfuckershithead. I'll see you in hell, from above. ^^

This is so lame.

His full name is in fact "He who talk loud saying nothing".

There are bad videos and this video.

That robot is so ugly I almost puked. Impressive technology though.

I was waiting for a fight or something. "So, you play with prison rules, ah?"

I saw it coming but i laughed anyway.

when in rome...

My god, what is this? Life's more than just ones and zeros ppl!

#3: He's high AND laughing his ass off.

I thought the whole idea with sports was to win.

#1: No, he is flying with a parachute.

Just like my car.

I think the anchor woman is annoying.

Lots of negative energy in here. Chill out! Dogs are cool!

Birds are so gay.

A lot of small dicks in this vid.