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+74 1. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Head Injury

Maybe,if he's real lucky, the brain damage will fix his poor judgement.
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+64 2. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Office suprise

It's rude to drop in on someone without calling first.
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+63 3. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Faceplant

Won't forget that one??!! Can he even remember it?
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+53 4. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video How Not To Feed a Crocodile

Look up moron in the dictionary, you'll find this guy's picture.
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+49 5. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video How I lost my marbles

She would be a better model.
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+48 6. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Jeep Climbs Up A Steep Rock

Look at the dog, he's not even looking back. I guess he's going to find smarter people.
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+46 7. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Mechanical Thimblerigger

#2 All three cups have a ball in them. The toy varies which two balls that it picks up, a rather clever trick, right?
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+46 8. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Parkour Fail - Guy Nearly Dies on Rooftop

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
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+44 9. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Mini Crossbow Shooting Targets

Office warfare has escalated to frightening new level.
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+42 10. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Don't bully animals...

Sigh,...Sometimes it's the only way they'll learn.
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+42 11. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video How Not To Feed a Crocodile

#(removed comment) Look up joke in the dictionary.
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+40 12. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Toddler Falls in Gorilla Cage

They should have taken him to see the otters instead.
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+38 13. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Wake-up Prank

Prelude to a homicide.
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+37 14. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Ceiling Fan Meets Girl's Head at Full Speed

That's what I call an airhead.
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+36 15. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Double Life

She will probably have a lucrative career in politics. She already knows how to start a smear campaign.
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+36 16. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Nut Shot with skateboard and basketball

Another one of those kids that ride the short bus.
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+36 17. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Big Bang

Look at all the other bikes. It looks like these guys have got quite a racket going with this gag.
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+35 18. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Wake up call

#(removed comment) You'll probably have to get some friends first.
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+33 19. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video This Penguin loves being tickled

I believe it's rather obvious that I'm siding with #5 on this one.
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+33 20. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Women are thinkers

I have a technique for getting my 15 minuets from my wife, in fact, I usually get much more time. It works like this,

“Honey, whatcha' thinkin'?”
-What?-
“I said what are you thinking?”
-Oh, M-therory.-
“What's that?”
-M-therory is an extension of string-therory in which 11 dimensions are identified. Because the dimensionality exceeds that of superstring theroies in 10 dimensions, proponents beli---
“Honey?”
-Yes dear?-
“Is meatloaf okay for dinner?”
-Anything you make is nice dear.-
“I'll call you when it's ready.”
-Okay, thank you baby.-

Scoff if you want, my 38th wedding anniversary is this year.
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+33 21. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Kid sits down at a public piano...

Kid sits down at a public piano...After many private lessons.
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+31 22. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Dangerous job done very unemotional

Where's all the pissing and moaning for the poor confined and abused snakes, or is that just for the cute animals?
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+29 23. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video stop smoking

Scare tactic demonstrations stop smokers just like PMRC labels stop rap music sales. Far too many of these "Health and Safety" issues are thinly veiled power grabs.
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+28 24. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video So Real it's Scary

So...how many times did they have to mop the elevator between takes?
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+28 25. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video An Unexpected Briefing

So that's why airline seats are sized for Hobbits.
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+27 26. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Drama Queen

I hope she enjoys boarding school.
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+27 27. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Watch the flight of a bumble bee

#2 I guess bumblebees don't study physics.
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+26 28. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Alex The Talking Parrot

What happened to Alex's flight and tail feathers? Have the other birds been picking on him for being a brainiac?
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+26 29. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Zombie Experiment NYC

I call fake! Zombies would blend right in with everybody else in NYC. You'd barely notice them at all.
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+25 30. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cat vs. Gator

What do you expect in Louisiana? The folks there eat alligators. I worked my way through Louisiana a few decades ago. Alligators were just part of the scenery. They are much more dangerous in the water than on land. Those 'gators in the video are kind of small. The big ones aren't quite so timid.
Oh, the best meat is the 'gators tail.
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+25 31. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Woman calls 911 about missing remote

On the surface, this is just some absent minded old lady being silly, but if you look a little closer, that woman is lonely and frightened. Think about it for a second, why would a burglar take the remote and leave the television? Why would someone break in just to hide the remote? I'm just speculating here, but she's probably a widow and her fixation on her routine “I like to have a place for everything and I like to have everything in it's place” is an attempt to fill the void in her life. Alzheimer's disease is also a possibility. I hope not, I've seen first hand what it does to a person and it's a tragic affliction. If you watched it take one of your loved ones, I doubt you would think it was funny. A little thing like the TV remote is an absurd reason to call 911 and I really think someone needs to be checking in on her. If somebody already is, they need to do it more often and pay closer attention. Grandma might not be able to look after herself much longer.
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+25 32. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Australia has some really long freight trucks.....

Is it just me, or do those self-propelled modular transporters look like the biggest, baddest LEGO® set on the planet?
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+24 33. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Water Fueled Car

In June 2008, Japanese company Genepax unveiled a car which it claims runs on only water and air, and many news outlets dubbed the vehicle a "water-fuel car".

In early 2009, Genepax announced they were closing their website, citing large development costs.

For those of you with no practical knowledge of chemistry or physics, keep dreaming.
This is pure garbage, just another investment scam, nothing more.
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+23 34. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Undertaking a Farm Vehicle

Future Darwin Award recipient.
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+23 35. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The Paintings of Holton Rower

That looks like what your mother told you would happen if you filled up on sweets before dinner.
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+23 36. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video nice toyota commercial

As cursed as as that couple appears to be, driving a Toyota is still worse.
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+23 37. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Guy Discovers Problem with Engine!

Looks like some misplaced affections towards a serpentine belt.
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+22 38. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video grandma' s laptop

Run disk analyser; no bad sectors
Run memory test; error rate acceptable
Install current Ubuntu LTS distro
Install BetterPrivacy; delete flash cookies on Firefox exit
Write Grandma's password on a card in her recipe file box

Now, Grandma can email and watch Hulu and I only have to "fix" her computer every couple of months instead of every other day.
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+22 39. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Top Gear- The new Lunar Rover

#1 Loosen up your tin foil hat. The smell will go away.
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+22 40. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Goodmorning

Now he has to change his shorts and his sheets.
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+21 41. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Rock on Gramps!

#5 That's Mick Jagger ten years ago.
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+21 42. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video WORLDS LARGEST SHIP

#2 The shooting water is a salute.
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+20 43. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Stealth Dog

The cat looks like it's watching something, birds maybe? Still, that's one sneaky dog.
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+20 44. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Security kid

#1 and people like him/her are well loved...by criminals.
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+19 45. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?

Woman: “I had no idea your organ was so small.”
Man: “I didn't know that I would be performing in such a large cathedral.”
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+19 46. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Trampoline Dog

#1 That's not so bad.
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+19 47. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Kitten with cigarette addiction

Cold turkey cat, it's the only way. The patch and the gum are both expensive nonsense.
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+19 48. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Bicycle Fail Compilation

In most of those clips, a helmet would be too little too late, they're already brain damaged.
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+19 49. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

My wife has a dog that gets skittish when I tell him he's getting a bath. I use the delicate cycle and the warm temperature settings on the washing machine, but I think my wife has pampered the dog too much.
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+18 50. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The Guiltiest Dog In Existence

#4 Denver looks like she's fed more than enough. Denver looks a little pudgy.
#(removed comment) That dog doesn't act like she's been beaten, she just knows that master isn't happy with her right now.
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+18 51. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Epic 8 Year Old Banjo Player

#4 Traditional Irish music is one of the roots of bluegrass music, that's why.
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+18 52. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Low Pass

Next clip; How to take down a $8,000,000.00 aircraft with a strategically thrown rock.

#5 That plane is not capable of supersonic speed.
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+17 53. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Duck vs. Dog

#5 That's a human illness that dogs aren't susceptible to.
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+17 54. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Train Hits Sewage Truck

0:16 has got to be the understatement of the year.
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+17 55. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Feeding a crocodile like a dog

I think that some day this guy might get a new nickname...Lefty.
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+16 56. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video TreT-Style Parkour Dog

This might have some serious implications for cats.
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+16 57. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Woman Teases Wild Cheetahs

I'm waiting for the sequel to to this video. The title will be “Wild Cheetahs yawning and burping”.
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+16 58. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video James Cameron attempts deep-dive record

I wish he'd stop poking around down there, I don't need anybody finding out what really happened to my mother-in-law.
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+15 59. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Love Bird enjoying life

#1,If you want an affectionate pet bird, they must be imprinted to humans, with emphasis on the human hand. If a hatchling imprints on it's parents, it will just be a bird and not a very good pet. I know this to be true and I have the scars to prove it.
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+15 60. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Racoon Tearing Up The House

I've known a couple of people that tried to keep a raccoon as a pet. It worked out about the same for them as it has for this poor guy.
Raccoons are clever and destructive, not a very good pet, however they are delicious roasted with sweet potatoes.
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+15 61. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video How far will you go for Fantastic Delites? - Delite-o-matic

Sigh...lab rats, push the bar, get a pellet...sigh.
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+14 62. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Photoshop's New PhotoBomb Tool

Cool! I wonder when we'll get a similar tool for GIMP?
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+13 63. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Watson

Linux!!!...Okay, it's really not a big deal about the operating system, but I just had to say it anyway.
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+13 64. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Death cat and a dog

One life down, eight remaining.
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+12 65. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Jet Powered Golf Cart

Why cut the grass when you can burn it instead?
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+12 66. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video How to scare a cat

This would be a good explanation for cat in the last video.
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+12 67. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Trike Drifting

#1 saying he's nuts is putting it mildly.
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+12 68. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video A Cello Love Story

Cellos don't get jealous and plot your death when you finger other cellos, that's why not #4.
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+11 69. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video 5 year old needs a job before getting married

Fast forward fifty years to see her come home from that "special" job to her fourteen cats.
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+11 70. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The choice of a burial at sea for bin Laden really had a different cause

#1 Osama was Al-Qaeda, you really should buy a program, you could follow the plot in the show better.
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+11 71. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Amateur accrobats

Well, that awning was obviously not built to code.
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+11 72. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Kid get slapped while sleeping in class.

Probably fake, still funny though.
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+11 73. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Dog collecting the tip's

#2 I think she might be a cat person.
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+10 74. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video "ZBV" - Z Backscatter Van

“and by using AS&E's Image Analysis Tools, they can manipulate, enhance and save these images” or "If we can't find enough real threats, we'll "Photoshop" a few to justify our funding".
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+10 75. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Man In Wheelchair Thwarts Store Robber!

#7 Sadly, I know the same USA that you know.
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+10 76. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Don't freerun

Some very graphic reminders that gravity is a law.
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+10 77. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cat and Dolphins playing together

#7 The cat isn't too big for the dolphin to eat.
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+10 78. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Jet Powered Golf Cart

Why cut the grass when you can burn it instead? The greens keeper would shoot him on sight.
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+10 79. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video A throne fit for a king....

T.M.I. #28
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+10 80. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Animation of the future construction of the arch that will encase Chernobyl.

#2 That is one of the major problems in a nutshell, or with no shell actually. The Chernobyl power plant was built on the cheap, it had no containment vessel for the reactor core. There were other design flaws as well that contributed to the disaster. The arch should serve as a reminder of what doesn't work.
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+10 81. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Otter chases boy at aquarium

I would imagine this boy's parents are grateful for the chance to let him wear himself out, he does look like quite a handful.
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+10 82. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Girls Fail Compilation 4

#3,#7 They were lighting a fart, that's a bad idea for girls. They don't stop talking long enough to build sufficient back pressure for a good strong fart. You need good pressure to do that trick properly.
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+10 83. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Monkey See Monkey Do

The woman in the striped coat looks like a monkey (search lion tailed macaque) with that hair. Please pick a color lady.
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+10 84. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video The Egg Sprinkler Mystery

#8 Could it be that you're not inflating your *wife* to the right firmness? I'm not certain, but I would think the instructions are printed on the box that *she* came in.
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+10 85. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Ice Bomb

He should have tried to dive head first since he's not using his head for anything else.
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+9 86. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Fire Fart Disaster

would have hurt less to shave instead...!!!
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+9 87. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Hey kick the bottle

Every bottle of liquor contains the blood of three different animals.
The top holds a rooster's blood, drink that and you'll strut and crow like the cock o' the walk.
The middle holds a lion's blood, drink that and you'll roar like the king of the jungle.
The bottom holds a pig's blood, drink that and you're wallowing in the mud,........Cheers!
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+9 88. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Jewellery Shop Robbery FAIL

This is why we so zealously guard the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, because when seconds count, the police are minutes away.
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+9 89. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Epic 8 Year Old Banjo Player

#14 You've got that backwards. That's the kind of music you play after you kill the bear.
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+9 90. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video How to weaponize office supplies

My mind is the weapon.....Everything else is merely an accessory.
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+9 91. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Cooking In Cold Weather?

#1 That's true, but very often poverty is the father.
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+9 92. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Son Electrocutes Dad While Fixing Car

Some animals will kill their offspring if said offspring are born defective. This father probably envies those animals.
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+9 93. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video A car stumbles on the street

Quick! Hand me the net, I hooked a big one!
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+8 94. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Pigeons Hunters

Obviously, the first part was some type of pigeon abatement program.
The second part looks like someone doesn't want to spend the money for a squab dinner.
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+8 95. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Unpractical shoes

Somebody should get that poor girl a pair of flats (and a sandwich).
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+8 96. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Firing A Cannon Fail

They need a longer fuse or a longer torch.
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+8 97. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Rubik Record From Spain

Wow, that was pretty fast. It takes me way longer than that to peel off all the stickers and stick 'em back on. Of course that only works with a cheap knock off cube. I like his shirt, I heart my H&K too,..oh...that's not the same thing, never mind.
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+8 98. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The last free people on this planet

#2 At least it wasn't Domino's.
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+8 99. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Who's the Boss?

#7 "a large muscular creature with huge sharp teeth" Hmmmm.....What do you think a crocodile is?
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+8 100. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Bat Car

The Batmobile is on ebay right now (yes, this one) US $285,000.00 and only 2,000 miles on the odometer.
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+8 101. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Close call

I'll bet that left a crease in the driver's seat that won't ever flatten out.
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+7 102. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Unbelievable excavator stunt

I've operated a lot of heavy equipment, so the power of that machine doesn't surprise me. You had better believe that every component on that thing has been thoroughly inspected and certified! (That operator is very good)
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+7 103. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Groomsman Taken Out By Windmill

Darwinism at it's finest.
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+7 104. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Skydiving in a car

That was entertaining, but I want to see that car after impact.
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+7 105. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Jetman Yves Rossy Looping

2.83 litres of 1-k kerosene per minute to feed 4 JetCat P200 turbines at full power. He carries 30 litres.
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+7 106. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The Greasiest Sandwich Ever

Those sandwiches should come with arterial stints.
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+7 107. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cobra vs. Mongoose

#5 You are probably right about a mongoose losing to a rattler, but I'm not completely certain about that. The rattlesnake's striking method is faster than the cobra's.
Most cobras have to actually bite as they have fixed fangs. The rattler stabs it's victim with it's hinged fangs. A couple varieties of cobra have hinged fangs like a viper, but they still use that straight lunge strike method.
There are several types of spitting cobras and I think that might be a game changer, poor mongoose.
As for who would prevail in “rattlesnake vs. mongoose”, we'll probably never know for sure, they are indigenous to completely different areas of the planet.
Stay out of the tall grass friends.
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+7 108. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video They Were Five

The segments they don't show are where the people wind up saying "screw this" and just drop the wallet, or maybe pocket it and walk away.
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+7 109. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Johnny Knoxville eating german "Currywurst - HOT Edition"

I've been working on a bottle of Blairs Mega Death Sauce for almost a year (550,000 units scoville) it lasts a long time when you dip it out with an ice pick. If these guys weren't getting paid, I would think they were just insane.

#2 The spray I have my wife carry is rated at 5.3 million scoville (Fox).
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+7 110. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Insane Cover

That's a surprisingly good sounding arrangement of really crappy song. It's a clean little production as well. This guy has some nice toys and he knows how to use them.
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+7 111. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Smartguy Cameraman Gets Tased

All over a minor traffic ticket, riding his bicycle at night without a light. What a freakin' moron!
If he would have just left his tinfoil hat at home and gone before the judge, he might have been let off with a warning.
If he did have to pay a fine, there would have been enough change left over from a $100 bill to buy an el cheapo light for his bike. Or maybe buy his mom some gasoline for having to drive his dumb ass to court.
Aw....who am I kidding. He doesn't have a $100 bill and his mother didn't drive him to court. The buses are free in that neck of the woods.
Bail bondsmen on the other hand....well....I'm pretty sure he had to stay in the cooler until his hearing took place.
I hope he had a whole new outlook on life when he went before the judge. If it turned out that he is actually stupid enough to parlay a bicycle infraction into a stretch in the state penitentiary, I have to ask this question; will it be Robert Peterson “The Person” or Robert “The Man” being passed around like a bag of chips while they're both in prison.
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+7 112. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video 10 Strongest Materials Known To Man

They should include dried ice-cream on car upholstery. That's what NASA should have used to stick those tiles onto the space shuttle.
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+7 113. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Shooting .950 JDJ

That's one crazy looking blunderbuss It should be on a trailer, not a bench. They reamed a 20 mm Vulcan UP to 24mm. I wouldn't call anything that big a bullet, I'd call it a shell.
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+7 114. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Lobster Diving

#3 The diver doesn't earn any money. Diving for the Califonia spiny lobster is only legal when sport fishing, so he's "risking his life" just for fun.
It is against the law for commercial fishermen to dive for lobsters. They are restricted to using individually buoyed traps.
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+6 115. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Alien Vs Predator

I installed a thermostatic shower valve because my wife can be slightly vindictive.
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+6 116. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video A Unicycle?

There are plenty of ways to to wind up in a body cast without re-inventing the wheel to do it, but it's quite comical to watch people that try anyway.
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+6 117. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Fast Painting - can you guess what it is?

From the mind's eye to the canvas in under four minuets, I'm impressed.
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+6 118. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Tactical innovations

That's just an upper receiver that will allow you to "plink" with 22 L.R. as opposed to 5.56 X 45, a much costlier ammo. The manufacturer states that that this conversion will only work on registered receiver sear drilled M16 lowers. It WILL NOT work with drop-in auto sears or with lightning links, M16 ONLY, NOT AR15. For those of you that that don't "speak gun" this is a conversion for existing machine guns, not a new machine gun.
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+6 119. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Modular Marble Machines

Pretty clever, now get a balloon, a candle, some dominoes, a fan, a cat and mouse &c. and build an entire Rube Goldberg machine.
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+6 120. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Chimpanzee Problem Solving By Cooperation

#6 & #8 are right. Pound for pound chimpanzees are several times stronger than humans, especially their grip strength. If you ever found yourself in a hand to hand situation with an enraged chimp, it might be better for you if you didn't survive the incident. They can mess you up real bad.
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+6 121. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Festo - SmartBird

Coming soon to the skies over you and me, the next generation of surveillance drone. Smile and wave to Big Brother, after all, it's for our own good, isn't it?
“They said to follow my dreams........Too bad they were all nightmares.”
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+6 122. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Pants On Fire

What proof is vodka bottled at in Russia? That looked more like Everclear (grain alcohol, not the band) to me.
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+6 123. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video MMA Women

If my wife was proficient in that kind of sport, I would take an out of town trip by myself every 28 days :O
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+6 124. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Spectacular ....

That's a really tiny car. It's so small a pedestrian could almost hit it back.
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+6 125. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Worlds Strongest Redneck

I do have to admit, some of my more bucolic brethren do seem to keep anxiety levels rather elevated in their immediate vicinity. This video is a prime example of why so many times a redneck's last words sound something like this; “Hey! Ya'll watch this! Buba, hold ma beer.”
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+6 126. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Fishing Dog

Cool dog, let's see a cat do that trick.
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+6 127. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video The Use Of Punji Traps In The Vietnam War

#2 Absolutely! Also quite effective against Seventh Day Adventists, but sometimes the Later Day Saints are persistent enough to make me resort to my fowling piece.
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+6 128. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video 500 Magnum vs Watermelons

#8 Hydrostatic shock
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+6 129. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video The most stupid thief

Somebody did a poor job hanging that piñata, it fell before anyone had a chance to take a swing at it.
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+5 130. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version)

I think this video is worth a few laughs. To those of you who think it "sucks" or is "just wrong" well.... That's what makes it Funny!!!
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+5 131. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video mountainbike stunt FAIL

They'll have to to try a little harder to get that coveted Darwin Award.
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+5 132. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video chainless chainsaw

That's a standard prank at Halloween haunted houses,but on a rooftop job-site, it would scare seven shades of s**t out of me!
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+5 133. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Ohio Tower Fail

Where is this Ohaio you speak of? You didn't, by any chance, mean Ohio instead?
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+5 134. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Rock Star Attitude Fail

#11 If you think getting laid is a reason to play real guitar, please stick to rockband. Real guitars are for people who still possess a soul.
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+5 135. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Father-daughter song

#10 & #11 Yes, he is a lefty that just flipped the guitar over without re-stringing it for left hand. I've met a couple of people that learned that way over the years. You should check out Jimmy Haslip, the bass player for the Screaming Yellowjackets. He's a top shelf jazz musician that plays with his strings that way.

What I really like about this clip is this, that man is whistling and singing a song (with his lovely daughter) while accompanying himself on a musical instrument. No sampled tracks, no overdubs, no electronic wizardry whatsoever. I have seen way to many so called "music stars" that could not do that, even if you held a gun to their head.
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+5 136. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Water-Proof Sand!

Whamo-O sold three colors of this stuff in the 70s under the name Magic Sand. I have a rather amusing memory of some children wreaking havoc on a garbage disposal unit with some of the stuff. It seems funny now, back then, not so much.
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+5 137. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Who's the Boss?

If a croc managed to pull a lion into the water and take him for a little spin (death roll) the King of Beasts would become crocodile turds.
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+5 138. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Double swing FAIL

There's a kid that will be riding the short bus to school.
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+5 139. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Airplane crashing

That was Russian built plane, modified by the Iraqis with help from the French.
The plane was....ahem....“gifted” to the Iranians, where it was probably further modified. The crash has had several explanations given, pilot error, mid-air collision, catastrophic structural failure, so point all the blame you want...there seems to be more than enough for everybody.
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+5 140. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Have you ever had a dream like this?

Children really shouldn't drink beverages containing caffeine until they're in their teens and even then only in moderation.
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+5 141. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Dangerous Pinguin

You will respect the Penguin, or else........
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+5 142. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video 10 Future Technologies That Already Exist

#6 Think of it like a car crash. The easiest one to survive is the one you never have.
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+5 143. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Sugar Art

#4 if you put that on your wall,,, your amazing artwork might attract unwanted admirers, like ants!!
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+5 144. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Fill mine with Vodka please

#2 If you're pissing that color, you need need to lay off of the booze for a while and drink cranberry juice instead.
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+5 145. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video The Coolest Cop Ever

#10 Some cities and jurisdictions have curfews for minors.
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+5 146. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Self Balancing Unicycle

#2 They claim a range of 7-1/2 to 10 miles and a little over an hour to recharge a fully depleted battery pack. In the real world that will be about a 3 to 5 mile range and some worn out cells in about 200 to 400 charge cycles. Nothing to see here, move along.
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+5 147. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Scooter Jump FAIL

Scooter and fail are synonyms. Jump is just a trivial detail here.
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+5 148. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Tim Allen's Car Collection

“I have kind of an eclectic car collection.”

#3 English is not your first launguage, is it? No problem, this is for you.

Eclectic; [ih-klek-tik] adjective

1.selecting or choosing from various sources.

2.made up of what is selected from different sources.

3.not following any one system, as of philosophy, medicine, etc., but selecting and using what are considered the best elements of all systems.

4.noting or pertaining to works of architecture, decoration, landscaping, etc., produced by a certain person or during a certain period, that derive from a wide range of historic styles, the style in each instance often being chosen for its fancied appropriateness to local tradition, local geography, the purpose to be served, or the cultural background of the client.
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+5 149. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video The (new)wheelchair

#4 makes a valid point, but this platform is primarily for indoor activity.
For the great outdoors, there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGVif6HsSC8
Now imagine a hybrid of the two devices.
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+5 150. ValdeLevis commented 9 years ago on video Extreme Low Pass

Nice. Remember this?

http://www.snotr.com/video/7443#comment-148327

Jet Jocks are kind of interesting... if you study Abnormal psychology.
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+5 151. ValdeLevis commented 9 years ago on video Giant Lobster: Biologist Discovers 70-Year-Old Crustacean

Okay, putting Ol' Crusty back into the sea is probably for the best, but I still feel like going to the kitchen and prepairing about two pounds of drawn butter.
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+4 152. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Track Star Destroys Unsuspecting Woman

Ouch! No winners here.
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+4 153. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Smart Cow

You shouldn't work cows too hard, it makes the beef tough and stringy.
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+4 154. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video A cure for litter

It's a cute idea, but it wouldn't work everywhere. You couldn't do something like that where I live unless the machines were built like they were going to be installed in a prison.
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+4 155. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Tribute to Leslie Nielsen

Alta, about a million years from now the human race will have crawled up to where the Krell stood in their great moment of triumph and tragedy. And your father's name will shine again like a beacon in the galaxy. It's true, it will remind us that we are, after all, not God.

Commander John J. Adams AKA, Leslie Nielsen
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+4 156. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Dog's Excited To See Himself on The Colbert Report

Since it was Stephen Colbert, it's okay, I guess. It would have been cruelty to animals if it had been Bill Maher.
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+4 157. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The Man Behind The Sound Effects

Do any of you remember that one kid in your class at school that was so funny? Very disruptive, but so entertaining. You know the kid I'm talking about, the one that could make a lot of different noises, and at just the right moment to get a big laugh from everyone except the teacher. This is what that kid does for a living now.
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+4 158. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video About Conformity

Sometimes "The Majority" means all the fools are on the same side.
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+4 159. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video A house guest ..... up North

#10 Don't feel like you have to placate the animal rights terrorists. You can't reason with people that have that particular mental disorder. To those of you that will give me thumbs down (I'm sure there will be many) remember, if society breaks down, the vegans will be eaten first.
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+4 160. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video 2 Year Old Drummer

He's only two years old? Get him the Black Sabbath box set now, so he'll go down the proper path.
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+4 161. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Biggest Biceps In Latin America

I wonder if he can still wipe his own ass.
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+4 162. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Skull Face Tattoo

Mad dogs are put down and that's the fate awaiting this imbecile.
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+4 163. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Dog Forgets To Jump

Here we observe the behaviour and temperament of a rather amusing breed, the stumble footed klutz hound.
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+4 164. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video How to really erase a CD..

If you put your head close enough while you "erase" the CD, you can add texture and volume to flat lifeless hair at the time.
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+4 165. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video weirdest porn movie intro ever (SFW)

The whores barter for their lemons around here, but I don't have a lemon tree,..!@#$.
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+4 166. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Hand transplant

Modern medical advancements are becoming rather remarkable, aren't they? Just wait until you see where this will lead us. I'm rather alarmed by the prospect of cutting and sewing people like garments. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to see this young woman have a chance to recoup from a terrible loss, but the more advanced this technology becomes, the higher the odds are that we'll see living “donors” stripped like stolen cars. I wish I could believe that nobody would be that evil, but I've lived too long and I've seen too much to be that naive.
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+4 167. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video the new phone - cigarettes phone

# 11 You're right, it's not new and it's not Russian. Desomorphine was invented in the U.S. in the 30s. Crocodile or krokodil (snotr wouldn't me let post with cyrillic alphabet) is a relatively new street name for it though, isn't it? You're probably right about the guy in this video, he doesn't look like he's in too bad of shape.....yet.
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+4 168. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Visualization of RFID tags

#4 Your brief summery of RFID and the comparison to Bar Code is quite good. The effective read distance is determined by the reader, but I believe your statement of hundreds of meters is a little optimistic, for now anyway.
RFID is why my wallet incorporates Faraday shielding for several years now. For those of you that have half a clue, take the foil out of your hat and put it around your cards.
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+4 169. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Tire Deformation

#10 Those are special propose tires called wrinkle wall slicks. They are used in high horsepower drag racing applications. That “deformation” puts more of the tire in contact with the ground, improving traction and launch. As the RPMs of the tire increase, the diameter of the tire increases, giving it a longer roll out distance and increasing the vehicle's potential top speed. Aircraft tires are quit rigid and sturdy to withstand landings, fine for their propose, but not suitable for drag racing.
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+4 170. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video A throne fit for a king....

The average purchaser of something like this thinks their shit doesn't stink, seems like kind of a paradox to me.
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+4 171. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird

#3 The Blackbird was a reconnaissance aircraft. Advances in satellite capabilities and now UAVs have superseded the SR-71. To design and build an aircraft that could match, let alone exceed the Blackbird's level of performance in today's world would not be deemed cost effective.
I've been fascinated with this plane for years just like you and even witnessed a take-off (from a distance) sadly, reality is seldom as romantic as our imagination.
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+4 172. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Hit and run caught by bus

In most states in the US, bicycles have the same rights AND responsibilities as other vehicles. Having said that, a basic understanding of simple physics and a modicum of common sense goes a long way for the cyclist. You may have the right to use the entire lane, but you could be dead right.
That bridge looks like a rather dangerous route for a bicycle. The pedestrian walkway is too narrow for bicycles and no matter what lane position, the cyclist is ultimately dependent on the surrounding motorists for his personal safety, way too dicey for me. Personally, if I had to travel that route, I would look for another transportation option, maybe something involving the empty bike rack on the front of that bus.
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+4 173. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Ferrari vs Taxi

That's an example of what happens when you put a low performance driver behind the wheel of a high performance automobile. If you have the money, there are some truly awe inspiring cars you can buy, but no amount of money can fix........well, you know.
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+4 174. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Don't interrupt grandpa's chat...

Thank you #28, you obviously get it. Like you, I'd buy him a pint, but I'd rather give him a Glock 23.
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+4 175. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Pharmacist sprays robber in face with pepper spray...

#3 Prescriptions are frequently written *off label*. Oleoresin Capsicum is not as harmful as what the punk was demanding, so I'd have to say he got just what the doctor ordered.
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+4 176. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Not very smart

#11 The Darwin Award is not gone, but this person is not a qualified recipient, he's still breathing. The Darwin Award can only be bestowed posthumosly. Survivors of their own stupidity are only eligible for an honorable mention. This guy, while quite stupid, isn't even in the running.
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+4 177. ValdeLevis commented 9 years ago on video Doug Stanhope on USA vs UK Violence

He's not wrong. The man seems rather intelligent.

Check this out...

"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -Robert A. Heinlein

Heinlein was one of my favorite authors. It should be obvious that he was a rather enlightened man. I dare say he was a genius.
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+3 178. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Balls to face plant

That looks awfully close to receiving a Darwin Award.
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+3 179. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Lexus’ Driving Simulator, really the best in the world

This looks like the safest way to test a Toyota. When you consider their history of drive by wire throttle malfunctions and ABS failures, this way is much better than a real road test. I know the video says Lexus, but that's just a name for a tarted up Toyota.
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+3 180. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video HOW ITS MADE - Gold

In the world there are currently somewhere between 120,000 and 140,000 tonnes of gold ‘above ground’. To visualise this imagine a single solid gold cube with edges of about 19 metres (about three metres short of the length of a tennis court). That's all that has ever been produced.
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+3 181. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video HOW ITS MADE - Mirrors

This means little to some of us, as we have no reflection.
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+3 182. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Bike Ramp Fail

You see children try these stunts all the time, but that person looks like an adult to me. He looks old enough to make this "Fail" beyond stupid.
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+3 183. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Feel young again

Youth is wasted on the young.
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+3 184. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Tactical innovations

#13 I've seen videos of the baby gatling guns you mentioned, but I'm more familiar the M61 and it's variants. 20 X 102 at 6600 rpm's (M61A2) is really "Bitchin' Awesome".
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+3 185. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Epic Music Video Fail

After a little “creative editing” this will roll out on MTV next week. It should fit right in and do okay in the ratings.
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+3 186. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Supercar Hits 1149km/h

#14 Not all bullets travel faster than 1000 mph
1000 miles per hour = 1466.6666666666667 feet per second.
Some bullets travel as "slow" as 800 feet per second.
#15 World land speed records are recognized in many different classes, including wheel driven like you mention. Craig Breedlove was the first to take the record with jet propulsion in 1963. His run was considered unofficial until 1964. No holder of the absolute record has been wheel driven since 1963.
#17 World land speed record attempts are officiated by various governing bodies with regard to where the attempt takes place. Results are submitted to the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA). Would you consider that to be fit for any racing competitions rules?
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+3 187. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Releasing a truckload of pigeons in 15 seconds

That looks like a lot of squab dinners.
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+3 188. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Lioness tries to eat baby at the zoo

#9 It's a good thing for penguins that lions don't live in cold climates.
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+3 189. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Death metal, New wave

#4 Cannibal Corpse or a worn out Cummins diesel, it's all metal, just pick your favorite flavor.
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+3 190. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Difference between Men & Women

No prenup? No rock! Was that so hard guys?
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+3 191. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cat Beats Itself Up

Diatomaceous earth (it must be food grade) is an effective non-toxic method of dealing with flea infestations on your pets and in your home. It doesn't work instantly, but it does work.
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+3 192. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video 3D printing that makes working objects

“With nanotechnology we will soon be able to replicate anything that we can think of... diamonds that would take millions of years to naturally develop, gold, water anything.. All down to the molecular level..”
Really #3? Diamonds, gold all the way down to the *molecular* level? Nanotech to replicate water? It appears that some of us have more work to do than others. You need to put the pipe down and get to the nearest pubic library. I recommend you start with remedial science and work your way up to basic chemistry.
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+3 193. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope

Funny comments aside, 5.4 skips per second, for 30 seconds is very impressive. My knees and ankles hurt just watching her.
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+3 194. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Bushman Ghillie Suit Scare Prank

#13, he's pulling this crap in San Francisco. You know that bush would get a dose of JHP herbicide if he tried that stunt somewhere else. Eventually his luck will run out, even in the land of fruits and nuts. He'll pick the wrong one and get his foliage soaked in pepper spray, that's legal in California. I wonder if he'd want to post that video? I doubt it.
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+3 195. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Detroit Firefighters

If you can't locate your own waistline, you're not responsible enough to have pets.
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+3 196. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Don't interrupt grandpa's chat...

#25 You are mistaken, two people got hurt, but nobody got a bullet that they didn't deserve.
http://current.com/community/93843421_surveillance-elderly-man-shoots-robbers-at-internet-cafe-in-florida.htm
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+3 197. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video The Popinator

Truth be told, this looks like a test program to prepare the workforce.
The new standard of salary and bonus structures looks rather grim.
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+3 198. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Shooting .950 JDJ

Five by Five #12. Do you want to see #7 have a tizzy? Watch this.
http://www.ssaa.org.au/research/1998/1998-09_firearm-control-assessing-the-impact.html
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+3 199. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Working replica of an 1867 steam powered bicycle

#1 against a modern bicycle, there's no contest, but the “bicycles” of that era were no better than this contraption. I doubt the the original builder was trying to compete with bicycles in 1867. Much more likely that they wanted to compete with the horse.
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+3 200. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video Water trapped in double glazed window of a (moving) bus

That would really suck for someone that gets seasick.
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+3 201. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Florida Man Tries to Trade Stolen Alligator for Beer

What a doofus! Gators aren't ready to harvest until they're at least twice that that size.
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+3 202. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Two deer fight and get stuck together...

White tailed deer attack and kill an average of 66 people per year in the U.S. That's not from deer vs. car accidents, but actual attacks.
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+3 203. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Shimi: Dancing speaker dock

Most of the music in my collection would make that thing tear itself apart.
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+3 204. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Why is it so difficult to make a Nuclear Weapon?

Building nuclear weapons is very difficult and extremely dangerous.
You really don't want people tinkering with this stuff in their garage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_K._Daghlian,_Jr.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin
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+2 205. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Duck and Dog

Yakky Doodle and Chopper.
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+2 206. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Guy Has Different Way of Doing Tequila Shots

Some people can handle tequila, good for them. Just hearing the word makes me shudder and the smell brings a full on gag reflex. I'm sure others know exactly what I mean.
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+2 207. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Top 20 Gymnastics Fails

Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport.
The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat, and concussion, and dislocation, and abrasion, and fracture.
The human com...eh...drama of athletic competition.
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+2 208. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Jetman Yves Rossy Looping

On July 31,2003, Felix Baumgartner became the first person to cross the English Channel in free-fall using a specially made fibre wing. On September 28, 2008 Yves Rossy became the first man to fly across the English Channel from Calais, France to Dover, UK using a jet-powered wing.
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+2 209. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video What is DNA Sequencing?

#7 That's true in many cases, but it is possible to corrupt potential evidence, rendering it useless to a forensic lab, if you know some rather simple chemistry. Knowledge is a double edge sword.
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+2 210. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Jewellery Shop Robbery FAIL

#22, I think you meant to address #12, me, but you are correct sir, unfortunately...my statement is also correct.
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+2 211. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Video Game Foods

The best remedy for a hangover that I know of is a steaming hot bowl of menudo (the soup not the band) with some lime, onions and cilantro. Add a couple of warm corn tortillas on the side and your good to go.
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+2 212. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke

Are you sure this is a parody? It looks just like many other por....eh..music "stars" that pass for entertainment these days.
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+2 213. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Robot Fight: Megabyte vs Brutality

These robot battles have outlived their entertainment value. What they should do is turn one of those contraptions loose on Justine Bieber or maybe T-girl Ga Ga. We would get an enjoyable spectacle to watch and it would be a small step in improving pop music.
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+2 214. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Supercar Hits 1149km/h

#21 I gave you a thumb up for your naysaying, as I believe people like you spur true adventurers and innovators to push the limits even further. Thank you for your contribution.
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+2 215. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Horse racing horror

#3 He does sound quite similar, but I hear a southern accent that Beed Annodue doesn't have. Fode Annodue (the other head) speaks Huttese, so no comparison there.
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+2 216. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Family Feud - A part of your body..."

You have to love how quickly she gave that answer.
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+2 217. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Lioness tries to eat baby at the zoo

#20 You go ahead and get right on that, okay? I would be very interested in seeing that video on snotr.
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+2 218. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cat and Dolphins playing together

#13 What part of that video has anything to do with "in the wild"? Those are captive dolphins, they eat what their handlers feed them. That's a domestic cat, not a natural species. House cats can go feral, but I've never seen one that could fish.
The name you use suits you, because you have strange perceptions of nature.
#14 You are correct. Dolphins are mammals.
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+2 219. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Face Development in the Womb

#7 A better use for plastic surgery is to repair the result when things don't come out quite right, resulting in a cleft lip and/or palate, much better than self serving vanity.
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+2 220. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Water-Proof Sand!

#6 My post wasn't about my childhood. It was about one of the many reasons that I give messy and/or loud toys to my grandchildren >:)
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+2 221. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Kitten with cigarette addiction

#11 Excellent! I'm still laughing as I clean the coffee out of my keyboard.
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+2 222. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Iron Palm Brick Breaking Spree

I rented a masonry saw when I re-bricked my fireplace and chimney, but this is entertaining to watch.
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+2 223. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Visualization of RFID tags

That's a good example #11, exactly what I was alluding to, but don't pay what those crooks charge for those wallets. I've priced a few of them and they're using fear to price gouge. I carry a wallet made of duct tape, double shielded with aluminium and copper foil. It cost me about $16.00 to make four of them, as opposed to $40.00 to buy one.
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+2 224. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video A Lesson in Forgiveness

Forgiving the man that shot her is the wisest course of action that Kai Leigh Harriott and her family could take for themselves. What #11 said is quite right, being an emotional cripple would only destroy any chance of happiness that little girl might have. That being said, the forgiveness extended to Anthony Warren in no way absolves him of his enormous debt to society. Warren, his brother and others had an argument with the people who lived on the first floor of the three-family house. They LEFT, then Warren RETURNED around 11 pm and fired three rounds at the house. Warren was charged with six assault and weapons charges and it is a small comfort (I mean minuscule) that he elected to plead guilty on all counts. Warren was sentenced to 13 to 15 years in prison and five years probation. Due to the fuzzy arithmetic skills that most government entities seem to possess, he could conceivably be eligible for parole one or two years from now, as he was sentenced in 2006. I believe Anthony Warren deserves much more than he received because as #15 stated, the child received a life sentence. Kai Leigh Harriott gets no possibility of parole.
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+2 225. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Hair on fire

Nail polish remover...acetone...Wow! If there wasn't a danger of setting the building on fire, it might have been better to let him burn, and the loss of a building might have been a small price. As it stands now, there's the danger that he might reproduce.
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+2 226. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Very deep hole ...

I have worked quite a few construction sites that involve extensive, that is to say expensive excavation work. I can imagine the scene that would take place if a project superintendent watched this happen at his job site.
“HEY YOU!!! GALILEO!!! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS JOB IS COSTING IN EQUIPMENT HOURS ALONE? WHERE DID YOU GET THE BRIGHT IDEA TO THROW ROCKS INTO MY HOLE!?!?!?”
Now I know that last question would require maturity and restraint not normally associated with the stereotypical construction worker, particularly if the boss was one of those guys whose eyes bug out and spit flies out of his mouth when he yells, but the consequences of the typical response, a pink slip in the pay envelope, would make most of us hold our tongue.
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+2 227. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Sleeping Dog Falls From The Couch

So that's who drank my beer.
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+2 228. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video 10 Future Technologies That Already Exist

#2 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and when you're talking about ether one of those diseases, that's an understatement.
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+2 229. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Top 100 First World Problems

The source of this guy's problems is named at 1:10
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+2 230. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video The Lost 1984 Video: young Steve Jobs introduces the Macintosh

Any day now, we'll be hearing about some nut spotting Steve Jobs at the supermarket, just like all those Elvis sightings.
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+2 231. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Rollerblader

Crazy Rollerblader? That is redundant.
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+2 232. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Self defense scam fail

What's that you say Jedi? Those weren't the rubes you were looking for?
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+1 233. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Truck Jumps Crazy Fan During Race

Looks like the Baja 1000. "Mucho cervesa! Que no?"
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+1 234. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Ohio Tower Fail

I see the spelling has been corrected. If my earlier post sounded like I was teasing, well... I was, a little bit. Please don't be too offended. If I tried to write in any language other than English, my mistakes would be much worse than a misspelled name.
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+1 235. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Not Scared Of Heights

#2,#3 Almost the same as my thoughts. #18 The vid would be in the "Accidents" category instead of "Other". It could have been in the "Awesome" category for the view, if the sky wasn't so hazy.
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+1 236. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Thousands of fishermen empty lake in minutes

Lake??? That looks more like a one acre pond to me, and maybe three feet deep.
A still body of water that size won't support many fish for an extended length of time without some type intervention. This short clip doesn't give enough information about what's really going on here.
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+1 237. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video About Conformity

#15 Thank you, but I can't claim that as my own. That saying is from a t-shirt I saw at Wicked Jester. Give their site a look. I have several shirts I bought from them as many of the sayings they have resonate rather well with me.
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+1 238. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Pool in the river

I'm with #4 on this one, there might be some things in that river you wouldn't want to swim with. The worse thing now is maybe someone pees in the pool.
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+1 239. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Teen Hunger Force present cinema's dont's

Okay, maybe, and I mean maybe, that will work for some species of brain-dead kids. I'm thinking the Beavis and Butthead types. Now they need to make a rap version for the ones that need to learn how to pull their pants up.
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+1 240. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Staring At Breasts

This is why I have a large collection of dark sunglasses.
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+1 241. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video 1950's Commercial for Coca-Cola

#23 I would give you that one, except they are talking about American soft drinks. Guinness is good ale though, even the licensed stuff from Canada that we get here in the U.S.

#21 If you're drinking that stuff, wow... all I can tell you is don't get your Jheri Curl too close to a flash pot.
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+1 242. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Planking Craze

Maybe they're just trying to be ready for our coming role in the matrix.
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+1 243. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cheap Shot Car Race

That doesn't look like it was an intentional ram. The white POS was lifting the front tires on take-off and cars don't steer very well if the tires aren't planted, add an open differential to the to the equation and WHAM! Oops, my bad.
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+1 244. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video WTF can 100,000 toothpicks make?

35 years? I suppose it's cheaper than than psychotherapy.
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+1 245. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video What Cats Are Really Thinking

What cats are really thinking is a non sequitur and (here's where I really piss some people off) the same applies to many cat owners.
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+1 246. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird

#13 Reconnaissance was the Blackbird's mission purpose. As I stated, satellites AND UAVs have superseded the SR-71's role in intelligence gathering. Aurora, Blackstar and Black Manta were misinformation campaigns.
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+1 247. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Spectacular ....

#9 A Toyota? That explains everything. Look Toyota's history of drive by wire throttle malfunctions and ABS brake failures, but that's okay, you just keep comforting yourself with what Americans "don't" know, okay pal?
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+1 248. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video How to Kill a Motorcycle

You could hear he had a miss. Maybe he was trying to clear a fouled plug or some such. It's moot now, load it up in the chase truck and lets roll people.
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+1 249. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Underwater for 10 days

I'm guessing that tank has a seriously heavy duty filtration system...
Still, yuck!
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+1 250. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Japanese lunchboxes.

Preparing the next generation of well trained consumers, but at least it's cute.
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+1 251. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Watch out for the modern pickpocket

I remember when Mobil introduced the Speedpass, before the Exxon merger. I saw this coming back then. Sure enough, credit and debit cards, drivers licenses and passports, pretty much like I imagined it would be.
Convenience? Yeah! Right! RFID is like a “friend” you don't dare turn your back on.
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+1 252. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Alligator Attacks Scientist

This is way you're supposed to do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIg1HGHZZWs
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+1 253. ValdeLevis commented 11 years ago on video traktor racing volvo terror

You can see that machine is just itching to kill someone.
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+1 254. ValdeLevis commented 10 years ago on video Commodore 64 Bass Guitar

No matter how hard you try, there's no way to put a talent switch on a musical instrument.
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0 256. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video How to make a fire faster!!

ever heard of bellows?
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0 257. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video FaceBounce

"So, I see you did some boxing in your youth, what with that nose and all"......... "Oh,..Well,..No, it was gymnastics"
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0 258. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Dog Swimming in air

That is not a happy dog. I hope he lifts his leg on your shoes.
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0 259. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Kenyan Homebuilt Aircraft Manufacturer

He would do better to study ultralight (that's microlight to some of you) aircraft designs. I believe a bamboo airframe with fabric covered wing and control surfaces is quite feasible. A two cycle motorcycle engine should provide a better power to weight ratio than the Toyota engine he's used for this attempt. You have to admire his spirit in this project, it's a lofty goal. Good luck to him.
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0 260. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Old windows commercial

Look at the picture I'm using. That's all I'm going to say here.
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0 261. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Camera catches car falling from third floor parking lot

Wouldn't it have been easier to just pay the parking fee?
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0 262. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Office suprise

#3. I used to go see Drowning Pool in the local clubs before they inked their deal. It's a shame about what happened to Dave,just as his dreams were starting to come true.
Bodies is a kick ass song, but now it just make me sad when I hear it.
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0 263. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Crazy dog jumping fire

Kind of hard to tell with the lo-res vid, but that looks like a pit bull.
Too many morons inbreed those dogs for "desirable" traits, then wonder what went wrong when one of them goes psycho and hurts someone.
I hope that's not the case here, because that's a funny clip.
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0 264. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video ABB concept Robot FRIDA

The bots will be required to spray, weld and not kill themselves.
This looks like a rather *creative* response to the allegations of human rights abuses that Foxconn has had raised against them.
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0 265. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video 29 years old deaf girl hears for the first time

#13 After yesterday's news, I wondered who would bring some icrap to Snotr first, looks like you're the winner. Remember, if you're planing to take pictures of Mr. Job's send off, NO FLASH! I'm sure Steve would have insisted on that.
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0 266. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Penguins Jumping Onto An Iceberg

#5 You sound like you've been leaving your Kool-Aid out in the sun.
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0 267. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Peugeot RCZ - Mood Paint Demonstration

Just like the mood ring from the 70s. The same crap, just bigger idiots.
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0 268. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video MIDWAY - a film by Chris Jordan

#1 When you say "back in stoneage", do you mean something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDOvVwv2kE
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0 269. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Audio Archaeology

Dr. Steel retired too soon, this sounds like it would have been right up his ally.
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0 270. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video How to wake up your wife

#1 I'm going to let you in on a little secret, it's better when she's angry.
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-1 271. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Woman needs help to change a tire

I don't get the joke. This looks like Ford's typical build quality for the last forty years.
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-1 272. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Swat Team Prank

I won't use the words that most accurately describe the anger I feel after watching this clip, my comment would surely be removed if I did.
The fools pulling this “prank” should be arrested and face charges, including any unseen accomplices. Even if the guns they were brandishing were only replicas, stunts like this are completely intolerable, no matter what age the victims (that it's children does make it worse) it should have never happened!
I place a very high value on my right to keep and bear arms, but that right comes with big responsibilities, something these idiots don't show at all.
There are those who would consider it their crowning achievement to nullify the second amendment, and morons like these only help their cause.

P.S.#1 Those are not sheep, they are goats. We call them scare goats in my neck of the woods.
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-1 273. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Funny or Annoying Beatboxer

Annoying follows beatbox like U follows Q, on rare occasions it doesn't, but that's usually wrong.
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-1 274. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Could you buy me a beer?

#8 The rules are a little stricter where I live, I sure this clip is staged.

The laws pertaining to alcohol state a minor is a person under 21 years old.

Minors who purchase, attempt to purchase, possess, or consume alcoholic beverages, as well as minors who are intoxicated in public or misrepresent their age to obtain alcoholic beverages, face the following consequences:

* Class C misdemeanor, punishable by a fine up to $500
* Alcohol awareness class
* 8 to 40 hours community service
* 30 to 180 days loss or denial of driver's license

If a minor is seventeen years of age or older and the violation is the third offense, the offense is punishable by a fine of $250 to $2,000, confinement in jail for up to 180 days or both, as well as automatic driver's license suspension.

Adults and minors who give alcohol to a minor also face a stiff penalty. The punishment for making alcoholic beverages available to a minor is a class A misdemeanor, punishable by a fine up to $4,000, confinement in jail for up to a year, or both. Additionally, the violator will have his or her driver´s license automatically suspended for 180 days upon conviction.
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-2 275. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video 4 Girls act like their boyfriends

I wouldn't wash my socks in Bud Light!
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-2 276. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Mom Meltdown

That woman reminds me of my own mother, a woman that cared more about her lifestyle and possessions than her children. I would like to have one of your energy drinks before I "water" the flowers on her grave.
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-2 277. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video Mom Meltdown

Sorry about the double post, &%#@!%* internet!!! I can't take this!!! Oh God!!! Oh..... oops.
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-2 278. ValdeLevis commented 14 years ago on video A Turing Machine

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-2 279. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear

almost like a Steve Irwin parody :|
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-2 280. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Surprise In A Beer Bottle

So right #10, as for you #9, take a dip in the wrong place and you'll be a "dish" for one that little fellow's larger cousins.
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-2 281. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Complex pipe bending made easy.

Don't let that dry drunk and his downs syndrome sons (OCC) see this. They'll want to sub-out the exhaust pipes they put on those Christmas trees that they pass off as choppers.
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-3 282. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Guy Discovers Problem with Engine!

# 11 Try fuel, it runs the engine better than feul, although it's is probably more expensive :P
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-3 283. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Duckling follows man in the park

That looks more like a gosling than a duckling.
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-3 284. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video The Majestic Plastic Bag

I make no apologies for my use of plastic bags;
http://www.instructables.com/id/Plastic-Bag-Fabric!/
Let the knee jerk reactions continue.
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-4 285. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Kitten Rescue From Flood Water

I have the same question as #6, where's momma? Is she a feral cat? If so, roundworms are pretty much a guarantee, maybe tapeworms too. It's an easy fix, but important with children and pets in the house.

P.S. My wife thinks you're an idiot
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-5 286. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Baby Elephant in the Bath

#2 Who let you out of your cage? Get help.
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-5 287. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Cycle-Skating - The New Sport of 1923

This shows that being a rollerized douche bag is sport with a longer history than most realise.
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-6 288. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video Has this ever happened to you in the morning?

I've felt that way a couple of times back when I could still cast a reflection.
Now I'm tucked in for the day by morning.
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-8 289. ValdeLevis commented 13 years ago on video huge motorcycle crash

Notice how the guy with no helmet runs away and the guy wearing the full face neck breaker is staggering like the loser in a prizefight.
Let those who ride decide. Helmet laws suck!
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-8 290. ValdeLevis commented 12 years ago on video Just an old farm truck

#4 That's 128 mph and that's 4.45 seconds.