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2. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video How to survive a zombie attack
I know that books and all those survival shit but... the sad part of life is that there's people who actually take this VERY seriously...
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3. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Spray paint art
So... it's like.... Bob Ross got pain(t) cans?
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4. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Why Hollywood script writers are striking
WHAT? Hollywood have writers? LET ME LAUGH!
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5. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Strangest invention ever?
Sneeze to restart.
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6. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Dutch TV host gets owned by rappers
Why did the black dude get angry? I didn't want to watch the whole vid and he said "last show you just talked to me to say that I,m the devil." ??? Wtf?
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7. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Cheat at school professionally
The actual basic trick is to take a new bottle of coke, take off the sticker, write on the back of the sticker and put it back on the bottler - there's permanet pen that stay on that paper and yeah there's intelligent way to glue it back.
When verified they don't see anything wrong about it if, for sure, you didn't drink it yet. While the exam you can drink just a bit so when you tilt the bottle you can see your notes.
When verified they don't see anything wrong about it if, for sure, you didn't drink it yet. While the exam you can drink just a bit so when you tilt the bottle you can see your notes.
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8. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Melody road
"Better than irish councils "creative" ideas for irish roads, we dont have grooves, we have pot holes, more percussion, less wind instrument."
Haha!
Haha!
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9. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Drunk dude in metro station
I saw that guy 2-3 times, he's a all-time-drunk-weirdo, he actually called one of my friend "what a beautiful boy!" and tried to... well to do I don't know what.
The dude in the cabinet didn't saw him at first, what you hear at the end is a warning sounds like "Attention, you have pass the green line, stop any activity" something like that, too much ambient noise I can't clearly hear.
Actually, I must say he's an actual well known guy in Montreal, "kind of" respected, well everybody leaves him alone as long as he don't do any major problems.
The dude in the cabinet didn't saw him at first, what you hear at the end is a warning sounds like "Attention, you have pass the green line, stop any activity" something like that, too much ambient noise I can't clearly hear.
Actually, I must say he's an actual well known guy in Montreal, "kind of" respected, well everybody leaves him alone as long as he don't do any major problems.
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10. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Room illusion
So I guess nobody saw Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?...
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11. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Traveling through time
Did that "70 old dude" already visited his future? It has to be yes, if no thant "Time travel" wouldn't make any sense as we see it. If no then it may be true and I wouldn't give a shit. (Well, meeting myself would be fucking cool tho) If yes, he did already film that shit and knew that there were still people not believing him so why he just didn't suggest using something else, and if he did really visited his future already, he could have manage a fucking way to "use new technology in future to film and do DNA test" or some shit of some sort.
People are way not enough imaginative... *sigh*
People are way not enough imaginative... *sigh*
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12. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Moving city
I can't wait to see that Harry Potter 8.
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13. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video The most spoiled girl in the world?
M halfsister in law (???) is almost like that, no kidding.
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14. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Music track made with Windows 98/XP sounds
He played with tunning, that's unfair and cheating. That video on Newgrounds was more awesome.
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15. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Man proposes during NBA halftime...
Hope he got compensation from the Cheerleaders!
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16. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Theme Planet short film
spook24: What he meant is that you don't need to be a musician to enjoy and criticize music.
I agree with him on that one, I disagree with the CG.
Bad CG would have been bad movies. Or bad short-movies, WHICH IS FUCKING WORSE.
I prefer to see 10-11 bad shit and 1 genius thing than to probably never ever see something genius, and CG helps. Tho, Bulletball prove it, it's not because "you work on something very hard" that it's clever and worth it, so even if movie was THE HELL AND MORE to create and that CG wouldn't exact, there would still be moron to think that because they can means they must.
I agree with him on that one, I disagree with the CG.
Bad CG would have been bad movies. Or bad short-movies, WHICH IS FUCKING WORSE.
I prefer to see 10-11 bad shit and 1 genius thing than to probably never ever see something genius, and CG helps. Tho, Bulletball prove it, it's not because "you work on something very hard" that it's clever and worth it, so even if movie was THE HELL AND MORE to create and that CG wouldn't exact, there would still be moron to think that because they can means they must.
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17. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Pistol Shrimp
^No way, they are a treat to our GODLY CREATED existence. They must cease to exist.
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18. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Star Wars according to a 3-year old
LOL SHE DIDN'T GET THE OBVIOUS AND ANNOYING REFERENCES! SHE'S SO A NOOB!
Oh shi-!
Oh shi-!
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19. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video The first-ever iBand
Oh nice the Guitar Hero Generation.
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20. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video The Ray Gun In Action
INTERNET PARANOIA!
American overnment is gonna take over the world because they posses giant microwave.
In topic: That's a chance they weren't in a corn field.
American overnment is gonna take over the world because they posses giant microwave.
In topic: That's a chance they weren't in a corn field.
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21. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Talking cat
Actually he says "I'll make sound that is actullay near Human's sound cause I'm a cat and I've understand (sort of) that for my own survival I need to create sounds to get Human's attention to fullish my needs."
And no, I'm not kidding.
And no, I'm not kidding.
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22. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Best DUI test ever
Do they really ask for the backward alphabets in real life? I mean, come on, this shit is mean, I wouldn't even be able to reach U while sober...
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23. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Can time slow down?
If there's such a thing as "time", it's in relation with space. Then we should be able to "stop" it as in "How manty FPS is there in real time life?".
The answer is pretty obvious.
The answer is pretty obvious.
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24. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Too detailed Line Rider
#16: "and @jethro: seriously!? whyyyyyy do people insist on throwing out baseless accusation for online videos? techdawg obviously spent hours upon hours getting this just right, and you insult him with a comment that took about three seconds to write. have you ever played the game? watched other l.r. videos? this is straight-up legit, NOTHING points to it being faked."
No dude, it's an internet memes now, there's always people to call this or that video "fake" so if a video asn't been call fake yet by some idiot, someone - being sarcastic - say it.
Read the "Since nobody said it yet...", that's where you should understand he's not serious.
Sarcasm over internet is like an Art. Nobody never fucking get the real meaning behind it unless IT'S HOLLYWOODLY OBVIOUS.
No dude, it's an internet memes now, there's always people to call this or that video "fake" so if a video asn't been call fake yet by some idiot, someone - being sarcastic - say it.
Read the "Since nobody said it yet...", that's where you should understand he's not serious.
Sarcasm over internet is like an Art. Nobody never fucking get the real meaning behind it unless IT'S HOLLYWOODLY OBVIOUS.
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25. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video 'Accurate' lie detector
I can't believe how stupid internetian are.
THAT YOUNG DUDE DiD FUCKING KILLED HIS SISTER! THAT WAS ALL PUT UP TO ACTUALLY OVERCOME THE "TRUTH TEST" FROM THE TERRORIST SO THE COULD ENTER MORE EASILY THE TERRITORY!
Internet paranoïa monsieur!
THAT YOUNG DUDE DiD FUCKING KILLED HIS SISTER! THAT WAS ALL PUT UP TO ACTUALLY OVERCOME THE "TRUTH TEST" FROM THE TERRORIST SO THE COULD ENTER MORE EASILY THE TERRITORY!
Internet paranoïa monsieur!
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26. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Pop-up alphabet book
Acutally, no it doesn't have no fucking point just as 90% of Art that is created.
This book is genious just by his beauty and simplicity, how the actual "paper fits one together", anyway. This is internet.
This book is genious just by his beauty and simplicity, how the actual "paper fits one together", anyway. This is internet.
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27. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video How to beat tight security
GO GO GO SHAGGY ROGERS!
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28. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Real beauty
How the hell is this girl "ugly" ? She's not a Goddess but she's average, maybe a little bit more than average.
And yeah I see the "LOL THAT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY UGLY CHICKS IN YOUR ENTOURAGE THAT THE AVErAGE IS SO UGLY" - Yeah, very brilliant! Thumbs Up!
No you fucking morons, life isn't porn and Hollywood.
And yeah I see the "LOL THAT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY UGLY CHICKS IN YOUR ENTOURAGE THAT THE AVErAGE IS SO UGLY" - Yeah, very brilliant! Thumbs Up!
No you fucking morons, life isn't porn and Hollywood.
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29. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Pointless ownage - revenge on revenge
Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2.
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30. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video A classic mother - daughter conversation
#33: Yeah, and Jesus is with us I suppose?
This, was, fucking, funny.
And it's not a big deal to meet someone you've meet on the internet. You can get raped walking the street, going to the grocery store or eating an Ice Cream in Central Park - you don't have to fucking go paranoid about that. Actually I found that mother pretty cool, not cool as in "LOL MY MOTHER IS SO COOL SHE LET ME SMOKE CIGARETTES! AND SEE WHAT SHE BOUGHT ME! NEW POKEMON CARDS FOR MY 11th BIRTHDAY!!!1" but cool as in "There's a little fucktard in my kitchen making stupid satirical, sarcastic and cynical comments about my stupid daughter being a fucking TEENAGER and doing TEENAGE things, I've done my pieces of stupid things and blah makes you stronger. - NOW YOU WON'T FUCKING USE THE CAR FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTH AND I'LL SELL YOUR NOW-FULLY-CELEB RAPED-UNDERWEAR ON EBAY AND MAKE A LITTLE FORTUNE."
This, was, fucking, funny.
And it's not a big deal to meet someone you've meet on the internet. You can get raped walking the street, going to the grocery store or eating an Ice Cream in Central Park - you don't have to fucking go paranoid about that. Actually I found that mother pretty cool, not cool as in "LOL MY MOTHER IS SO COOL SHE LET ME SMOKE CIGARETTES! AND SEE WHAT SHE BOUGHT ME! NEW POKEMON CARDS FOR MY 11th BIRTHDAY!!!1" but cool as in "There's a little fucktard in my kitchen making stupid satirical, sarcastic and cynical comments about my stupid daughter being a fucking TEENAGER and doing TEENAGE things, I've done my pieces of stupid things and blah makes you stronger. - NOW YOU WON'T FUCKING USE THE CAR FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTH AND I'LL SELL YOUR NOW-FULLY-CELEB RAPED-UNDERWEAR ON EBAY AND MAKE A LITTLE FORTUNE."
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31. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Laser Flashlight Hack
I'm 493 472 937 642 863 423 steps away of my BRAND NEW DEATH STAR!
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32. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Real-life Guitar Hero
Fake.
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33. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Stuck in an elevator for 41 hours
#16: "Any Houdinis out there? What about breaking the mirror, or one of the lights, then using the fragments to unscrew the hand-rail. Then, holding his shirt that he's pissed on against the wall until the bricks - which surely on an interior wall of a building of that size would be breeze blocks or equivalent - he could dampen them until he was able to chip and smash his way out, or at least make a hole that he could draw attention through. W.W.(Andy Dufresne)D?"
There's no need for that, movies told me that there's always some sort of Deus Ex Machina in Amaerica for all situation.
There's no need for that, movies told me that there's always some sort of Deus Ex Machina in Amaerica for all situation.
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34. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Popping a water balloon at 2000 fps
I'd actually like to know how fucking frame by second we can reach, I mean, HOW FUCKING IMAGES OF LIFE IS THERE IN 1 SECOND?
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35. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Science machine
Weird how I don't have problems with Vista and that I didn't had ANY problems at all with XP when it came out neither.
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36. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video 7 years old kid steals car
#22 "these comments talking about race are unnecessary and show just how ignorant (in the literal sense of the word) that some people can be
bad and/or the lack of parenting affects all races/colors/creeds, to the detriment of all of society."
Yeah, but he's black...
bad and/or the lack of parenting affects all races/colors/creeds, to the detriment of all of society."
Yeah, but he's black...
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37. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video People will take anything that's free
What do you fucking expect? THEY GOT FREAKING GREEN STUPID HAT sure I'd take anything you gives me because there's a CAMERA right behind you, and I could just go back home and tells "LOL do you know what happened to me today?".
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38. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video First Person Shooter
Fuck, there's gang outside? I'm so fucking going at the next Big Bill's Shop buy a gun to defend myself and my family.
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39. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Incredible Machine
"I wonder what's written in those flags..."
Probably the script of the next Final Destination.
Probably the script of the next Final Destination.
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40. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video Americans are NOT stupid...
What is an American?
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41. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video The living camera
#14: "That said - guys like Stephen make me wonder what the rest of us are doing with our brains!"
I don't know, maybe something like having a LIFE?
I don't know, maybe something like having a LIFE?
+2 1. Verkins commented 16 years ago on video The Dam Busters à la Star Wars
Hommage.
Tho there's obvious montage in this clip.