Lost interest and fell asleep shortly after it started.
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Squirrel. Cute and cuddly, but remember... it's basically just a rat with a fluffy tail.

Awesome.

Buy a Pay-as-you-go phone. That way you don't risk getting stitched up with a contract and you can't lose any more than the cash you load onto the phone.

Oh and one last thing, leave the 'must have the latest gadget, regardless of the cost' mentality to the morons who are easy prey for mobile phone companies. I swap my phone on average after about 5 or 6 years use. By this time the case and battery are both a bit worse for wear, and I can pick up a new(ish) model for perhaps £60 to £70.

This means that it's costing me just over 22p per week to own a mobile phone.

Ouch.
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.

#4, On the other hand it would provide a lot of work for extra street cleaners, getting rid of all the monkey shit.

Amazing.
Everything you see here, I have done.
The car is a Triumph Spitfire. The second car I owned at 18 years old (me, not the car), and it was the first car I ever took an engine out of and rebuilt.
It took a long time and lots of patience, and here's the thing, I didn't keep stepping back every minute or so to press a camera shutter release.
Nice job.

Avoiding the car was one thing, but maintaining control of the car after he'd put at least two of his wheels onto the grass, was the real skill displayed here.

#11. That might be a valid point if the driver was not actually drunk, but just appeared to be so by virtue of some pre-existing medical condition. But in this case, the title of the video (assuming we believe it) leaves us in no doubt that the potential driver is indeed drunk.

Now, if you are saying that the man is disabled as well as drunk, then all I can say is that a disabled drunken driver is just as dangerous as any other drunken driver.

#7. That could have produced an even more interesting TV News report:

"A man has been found guilty of vehicle theft after he was found driving a car which had been reported as stolen three days previously. When asked how he came to be in possession of the vehicle, Mr. Iyma Busybody produced the remarkable story that he had simply 'borrowed' the keys from the car's owner to prevent him from driving while under the influence of alcohol. But when interviewed, the owner had no knowledge of such an incident, having woken one morning to find his car missing from the driveway.

In activating a previous suspended sentence for aggravated sexual molestation which Mr Busybody had claimed to be simply roadside resuscitation on a woman following an accident, the Judge: Rt. Hon. Mr. Thatl Teeachya, sentenced Busybody to two years in prison."

"Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being fat."

#30. I don't know who Rosie O'Donnell is, but I'm willing to bet that she never took her spoon and used it to go out and inflict 'fatness' on any innocent bystanders.

Perhaps might have been better if the 'hero' had taken the time to first remove from the keyring, keys to the guy's house, office, garden shed, safe, bike padlock, and safety deposit box...

#12. This is your first warning for trolling. Stop making stupid comments, or you will face a ban!

#19 sux2butts. Yup. Just as I said bum sucker. The USA happy to see Europe in the shit, and finally turning up late to the party, just in time to take all the glory. The USA; a legend in its own imagination.

No skill involved. It's all just physics, calculated beforehand. Hit the ramp at the right speed and maintain acceleration throughout the loop and the job is done. All quite dull really.

#18. Are you serious? An assault rifle... for self defence?

#16. "...if we would have stayed out of Europe in WW2 and let the Nazis and Soviets divide-up the continent between themselves."

Something which the USA appeared to be perfectly content to see happen, until of course Japan woke them up by bombing the shit out of Pearl Harbour, shortly followed by Hitler declaring war on the USA.

Better late than never eh USA?