putain de la vache...


cow vagina, really...?

#1

Search for clips made by nazi's in WW2.. They did a lot of experiments on people.

high pressure, vacuum etc...

Would've been more "entertaining" if someone would've bumped in to the "barista" whilst he was pouring.

Hot flaming liquid all over your face!

No matter what you do with them, scooters ( motorised ánd unmotorised ) are for gay people..

#2

You sir are wrong..

If you are in an open field WITH a ditch/hole, lay down flat in the ditch, this way you are lower then the rest of the field an lightning ( taking the shortest route to earth ) will likely strike somewhere else.

If there are NO ditches, crouch down with your head between your knees and try to become as small as possible.

DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT lie flat!

Djeez, i'm spending WAY to much time outdoors to know these FACTS..

That is one FAT ASS cop!

You HAVE to be good at talking someone into surrendering, because if he would've pulled a "runner" the cop wouldn't stand a chance.

And @ #2

Teaser gun? Tickle tickle..

How it's made

For real!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KAny-1saS4


Chinese cardmaking factory ( freezing temperatures )

@ #4 Any idea what that the name of that book was?
I'd be interested to read it!

That's not diving infinity!
It's: Diving anonymously!
Some sort of Anonymous diving club for people who are addicted to diving.. DA instead of AA .

#16

#7 is asking a question, so be quiet..

The dog @ 3:20 is a malinoix ( belgium shepard ) NOT a German shepard.
Same for the dog at the end, although that could be a mix.

#1
My response would've been:
That's it, i'm shutting down my computer and i'm gonna make me one! bye!

Someone PLEASE make a proper remix using this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

( thanks to mashkalji for the idea )

Discovery +1

Snotr!!

THE place to be when your cablecompany does not provide you the viewing pleasure that comes with channels like: DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!
Or, for the animal lovers amongst us: ANIMAL PLANET!!

Snotr!!

Go there NOW!!!

Snotr!!

THE place to be when your cablecompany does not provide you the viewing pleasure that comes with channels like: DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!
Or, for the animal lovers amongst us: ANIMAL PLANET!!

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Go there NOW!!!

I love it how the Turkish firemen are so "chaotic" and pushing and shoving eachother around telling them "no, do it like this, do it like that" They are like that in holland to, and they're not even firefighters over there...

You guys DO realise that the venom glands have been removed on these snakes?

Just like the radioactive clouds from russia went to europe and contaminated parts of europe, this cloud will "contaminate" large parts of America "if the wind is in the right direction"

#8 what a lame ass comment.
Swallowspit ( spit from a swallow, not something else, you dirty mind )
Is also considered a delicacy in certain countries.
Better yet, EVERYTHING is considered a delicacy in certain countries

Jaalllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

You call THAT coffee?

Firebreathing, it burns the fat right off!

That's not human powered flight.
It's human powered controlled descent.

#4 #7 #12 #13

The most probable reason for him waiting to eject is the following;

The seat is propelled out of the aircraft by an explosive charge or rocket motor.
The pilot typically experiences an acceleration of up to 20–22 g Compression fractures of vertebrae were (and are) a recurrent side effect of ejection, and are often a career-ending injury for the pilot.

#1
That's what SHE said!

In the future, Porn will be available to everyone, even if you don't know the exact eographical location of the pornstar.

I hate people who make fake promises, just "to look cool"
I'll get you a beer if, 50$ when you... To the poster: All names have been guessed/researched.. now GIVE THE MAN A BEER!!

I would like to trip on mdma there!

#26 actually only skilled idiots do it

WHAT THE FUCK!!? is it "Sir David Attenborough week"

I'VE GOT NAT GEO!! show me some broken bones and shit!

Free Lady Smive!
She's innocent!
It IS may!

Fuck this! Fuck me! rate me DOWNNNN BITCHESSSS!

@ #1
You are wrong sir, number 10 is the most amazing, according to me, mankind, and the video!

I'd whip out my pocket knife, and cut the top of a soda can.. VOILA... frying pan..

#7

That's because i used to balance her on my index finger.

I can balance my girlfriend on 1 "index finger"

#10
Haha, i only use JW for experiments!
Fucking nasty ass Whiskey wannabe.. yuk!
Single malt is the way to go!

Tallisker
Oban
Bowmore
Ardberg
Laphroig
etc. etc.
Let me guess, you put ice in your "whiskey" ?



End of discussion.

Clean your room.

You guys know nothing about playing with fire!
Fill a balloon with an acetylene/oxygen mix, ( get your camera ready, and film it while you light that shit on fire!
Oh, and please hold your head near the balloon when you do so!


Sincerely awaiting your video,


Vintage4life



For your viewing pleasure i added this short clip describing what i posted. ( exluding the "hold head near balloon" )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4USIrt8aWk

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I gave up my "job" as a student to become a full-time mechanic!
I love what i'm doing, do it all day long ( even night's sometime ) ánd i get paid for it!
What a sad, sad world this is...

Wow, that autotune bit was amazing! had to watch the video twice before it struck me!

i rode on top of the steering bar once of those things!
( an experienced driver was driving ofcourse )

the musicians way to score a date!
I just teach a girl to play pool.

there is only 1 suitable comment for this video:

"they see me rollin' , they hatin! "

Fear for earthquakes, yeah right!
I bet that those gays grab every oppurtunity to get some "alone time" even if it has to be under a desk, while "doing the news"

That's weird, i act the same way after is jizz all over my girlfriends face..


I Didn't know that me getting that pokemon card when i was 12 would have such a large impact later in life!

#23

I'm not standing near a thunderstorm either... for two reasons... you can guess..

Because video games are death!

( that's what he said )

I wouldn't want to be standing near to that contraption just for the fact that is releases a shitload of O3 ( ozone ) in the air, and "we all" know that O3 is extremely hazardous to your health!
just to qoute a bit from Wikipedia:
Most people can detect about 0.01 ppm of ozone in air where it has a very specific sharp odor somewhat resembling chlorine bleach. Exposure of 0.1 to 1 ppm produces headaches, burning eyes, and irritation to the respiratory passages.[6] Even low concentrations of ozone in air are very destructive to organic materials such as latex, plastics, and lungs.

There must be at least a concentration of 50!! ppm coming of of those things there!

The next day everyone is wondering why they've got headaches and are coughing up blood..

#2
No way that i'm gonna shite you!

@ #4
he is holding a DB meter ( decibel meter ) and what you see happening is a guy setting of a [dutch word]Carbid bus[/dutch word] It's a container which they put a piece of calcium carbide in which, when it comes in contact with water, releases acetylene gas.. and we all know what oxygen and acetylene do... By the way, that particular clip is fake!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvM6I7K8D20

I guess they prefer personal enjoyment more than the long term health of the dog.. so be it

Lol @ the person who voted me -1.. let me just say this to him/her: i'm a vet..

No water
Just fear

Yeah, great! keep on doing that and you'll ruin the dog's joints.. can you say: Hip Dysplasia? Arthritis?

#9

That is not grandpa, it is me!
I am 26 years old, and a true rave meastro!
That is why i look so old, because of all the pill poppin and raving!

#23
You "FAIL" for giving a fuck.

I want, no NEED one of those devices for my girlfriend, think of the opportunities!
I give this video 3 monkeys

Comment rating too low.
No kidding, with these crappy vids.

I have one of those, it's called: my girlfriend.

People, especially Americans.. PLEASE stop with the constant "ow mai gawd ow mai gawd" every 2 sentences.. Please?

Cool invention? Yeah, like 4 years ago, i've got this helmet for three years now..

I love the way how he powerslides the car into a bend at 100 mp/h using one hand to steer, blocking the glare of the sun with the other.. ( happens @ 4.10m ) i bet then when he finished the race, this is what he said to the reporter that was asking him how the race went: I'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am!

@ Gringo_el_Diablo
That is not an uncommon thing you know,
I own a small ( really old ) tugboat ( 1907 ) With a Kromhout M2 engine ( 2 cylinder 2 stroke diesel ) that has a WHOPPING 9 HP!! but it can still tug a rijnaak ( picture google rijnaak, it's a dutch )

Cool to watch, WITHOUT the IRRITATING song... YUCK

Funny, i used to test dirtbikes and minibikes for Sendai ( google it ) in Holland.. i was given one and was told to ride it, jump it, throw it until it broke! And i got paid to do so!!

@ #6 and i like fishin' is that the same?

#12

Nah men, he needs to know WHEN to pull out...

I literally live 4 metres away ( other side of the street ) from the pfactory where they make these pillows ( Deventer, Holland ) lame....

nice..

them niggers learn that shit at an early age, gotta make bread somehow.. haha..

"let's go get us a hamburger" djeez...

Fuckin' rednecks....

smoking fat guys are cool, the die faster then fat guys, and smokers.. COMBINED!!! hooray!

Peodbear Approves http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

Pff.. i thought, well, sick at home for a couple of days, let's look what they offer here at snotr... but this REALLY is TOO F*CKIN' sad for words, do something with your hands, USEFUL that is.. djeez, to much time 'on his hands' i guess..