What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ.

That's how you brother.

Just because something can be done, doesn't mean it should be done.

It annoys me when people say "Football [soccer] is a real mans sport".

#(removed comment) I can't help but sense arrogance in your post. Your use of 'our country' implies that everyone reading your comment resides in your country. It's a pretty unfair assumption to make. Perhaps a more considered possessive pronoun might be 'my'.

Secondly, we know there are economic and social issues in the US, as there are in every country. Did you ever think that this film was perhaps made by someone in India, someone actively trying to raise awareness and work towards a better situation. Your dismissive comment serves only to highlight your ignorance. Perhaps you could lead by example and do something about your country's issues that you feel are so much more important than everyone else's, rather than putting down others efforts.

The ill-effects of your country's issues are no more or less relevant than anyone else's. Unfortunately you're living up to the misplaced stereotype that Americans think that America is the centre of the universe, and that non-US issues are somehow less important.

1) Don't pierce babies ears.

Great tits.

I thought it was that other child for a second.

Amazing that they have Chaos Pads in Brisbane, but not irons. You think if you we're offered a gig at one of the most incredible venues in the world, knowing that millions would see you perform, then you might iron your shirt.

Or Gaelic as most people call it.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn.

What's so wrong with being on your cellphone? If one person in company doesn't like the fact the other person is on their phone, then thats a problem for those two people to resolve, and not the bar's problem. If someone you're with would rather be on their phone than speak with you, perhaps you should ask yourself why.

Cellphones are just another evolution of material goods, that change how we interract and communicate. The invention of the television, e-mail, printed books, fixed-line telephones, etc, etc all changed how we interract and communicate. Deal with it, or change it. But don't just moan about it.

As a chap who has been playing guitar for a few years, it always seems odd to me that this technique of playing with one hand (essentially hammering with your fret hand) has become so popular. Just when I thought I was getting good I see people playing with one hand. This leaves their other hand free to raise their middle finger at me.

It's like learning how to grow tomatoes, only for someone to come along and do it without soil. Part of me thinks it's just been different for the sake of being different.

#7 Thanks, although I can't take any credit. Its a Carroll Bryant quote (I think).

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is entirely optional.

While interesting, this video would have been half the length if the presenter didn't repeat everything the engineers were saying.

I don't see this on the Ikea website anywhere. It must not be from their range.

And that's a wrap.

#2 like #6 said, really? Even with a such blatant example of how improbible your God is, you still think he's he hero? If your God was even a wee bit real, the disease wouldn't even exist. Comments like your nonsense are dangerous.

Only 40,000 years ago? Guess again.

Wow, this was on TED 5 years ago. This possibly answers #6.

http://www.ted.com/talks/johnny_lee_demos_wii_remote_hacks.html

Excellent thinking nonetheless.

Egg yoke is natures superglue.

If this video was, say, a white guy making stereotypical jokes about other races and ethnic groups, then it would likely generate a less-positive response. Being of a minority (of any description) doesn't earn you the right to be - or excuse you from being - racist.

Also, the whole 'White people do this, black people to that' comedy is cheap, easy, and has been done to death. Lowest common denominator syndrome.