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0 1. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video Smartest prank ever? from Brazil

They're all actors, several times he clearly opens the "contraption" right next to them, they should have at least saw it was empty or the girl collecting the pig....please people, wur iz da ur hi Iqueuesses eh?!
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+2 2. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video 2014 Atlantic City Sand Sculpting World Cup

Is the guy on drugs, why would it be so shaky?
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+2 3. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video 30 mindblowing optical illusions

I don't see the illusion in the vast majority of them.
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+18 4. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video How to Win Over 100K on a Game Show...

#1 If that is true, then that is one hell of a rough looking 34 year old.
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-18 5. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video How to date in Norway

So STDs in Norway are a common thing then
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+4 6. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video Futuristic Jetpack Is Flown In Front Of Audience During Smithsonian "Future Is Here" Festi

Why do people want to fly? They're so damn stupid they already stumble and kill themselves on the ground.
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-4 7. WildMonkey commented 4 years ago on video Bladeless Fans Make A Looping Track For Balloons

Who buys those things? It's just a regular fan but the fan is in the base and pushes the air through the loop. That's it, I guess if people think it's magic they'll pay anything.
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+14 8. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Tool time

Woah what a piece of crap, well unless you want a portable balsa wood toolkit.
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+5 9. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Jockey Blake Shinn Pants Fall Down

"Activate nitrous!"
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+2 10. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Joe Rogan: Do What You Love, Because Society Is A Trap And Work Is Meaningless

As one evaluation read, "he is extremely intelligent", graduated top of my class, 3 Masters and a PhD at age 26, but I've been "laid off" from all the jobs I've had such as, Associate Professor, Concert Pianist, Lead Software Developer for CitiGroup, etc... and all because I was just being myself and told everybody that they were idiots.

I go out of my way to show how stupid and ignorant people are, they are in comparison, but my point is that you cannot just do and say as you want without consequence with the meaningless and egocentric excuse of "I was just being myself".
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+4 11. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Guys Stop Douchebags From Driving on The Sidewalk

Well obviously the women are the ones with the irrational sense of entitlement.
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+2 12. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Largest charitable Ice fishing contest in the world

They need more holes closer together.
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0 13. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Now What?

People do suck, everyone thinks he/she's special and divine but then they go around and do the most savage, mean, evil, stupid thing imaginable.
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+2 14. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Portuguese street performer on Portugal Got Talent

Talent shows are the opium of the ignorant unwashed masses.
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-1 16. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Shell Gasstation Toilet

Maybe you should actually center the camera on your subject matter instead on your ugly face with everything else out of focus.

Since when did photography become one big selfie?
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+1 17. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Bees turn house into a giant hive.

Time to find another sugar daddy
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-8 18. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video World's Master Carver

What possible function could they have? They don't look very sturdy to me, they look like they would snap under any significant pressure.
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+16 19. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Deer bike collision

Nobody likes cyclists
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0 20. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video What the UNITED STATES thinks of EUROPE

Well the USA one would have been funny if I hadn't actually witnessed a scene like that.
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+1 21. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Submarine Sandwich by PES

He just went downhill from "Western Spaghetti"
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-7 22. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Giant Lobster: Biologist Discovers 70-Year-Old Crustacean

Lobsters don't age, they die due to predation and illness, and they keep growing! Amazing creatures.
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+1 23. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Thermite Vs. Dry Ice

That would be the ultimate F-U to someone's car.
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+17 24. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Truck utterly fails making a u-turn in a parking lot

I was wondering why they didn't stop her, then I heard Howard Stern's voice and knew that they were assholes.
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0 25. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Why Britain uses separate hot and cold taps

It's insane that any water for domestic use would be considered by any means unsafe...this is lunacy
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-8 26. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Rare footage of a human with rabies

That's how cool whip is made.
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+6 27. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Worlds fastest firing gun

How about making stuff that isn't intended to maim, kill, or destroy?
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+2 28. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Fastest Gun in the World?

Thank god you don't need your belly to fire a gun.
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+6 29. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Spectacular car chase

People like that should be put to dig a ditch...and left in there.
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+3 30. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video First Moon Party

"Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die"
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+4 31. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Greatest Day Of Their Lives

It ends by showing them the forward order by the Royal Prince of Nigeria.
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-2 32. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video New cupholder design

Expensive pointless contraption that limits size of cup, or a lid?
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0 33. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video One of my dad's toys.

Must be a woodpecker trying to get out from inside
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+4 34. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Paris Gold Ring Scam

Why the hell are you making a video if half of it is just text?! Can't you talk?
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-11 35. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Billie Jean on beer bottles

Trash music, take it literally or figuratively.
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+25 36. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video What a save!

Maybe you should slow down and stop driving like a dipshit?
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-1 37. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Everything You Need to Know About Planet Earth

It's also solely populated by morons
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-9 38. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video An Artisan Discovered

Killing people one pipe at a time
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0 39. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video MX3D printing

It doesn't look very sturdy.
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+2 40. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Humans Need Not Apply

WTF are you talking about? It's not a sci-fi human vs robots things, it about automation. We've always done this, if we find a better cheaper substitute we use it. I think most of what the video talks about (especially in transportation) is going to happen. How fast? Who knows, certainly not over night, maybe steadily over the next 50 years or so.
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+9 41. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Twin troubles

They make soft nylon ropes now...just sayin'
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-4 42. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video E-Cigs: The X Games of Vaping

Cause exposing your lungs to smoke is always the smart thing to do.
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+1 43. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video 9 Year Old Girl Lands a 540

I'm still fatter
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+2 44. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Japanese people love virtual singers

To be fair, she's as vacuous as any American pop-star
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-4 45. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video League of legends, A new dawn

LoL is the idiot's DoTA
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+2 46. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Just how tough is Security Glass?

Also note that when using the sledgehammer in previous examples they were fast hard straight hits, but in the last one you see the head hitting it sideways as if he loosens his grip before impact to minimize damage.
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+9 47. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Galaxy S 5 -- Wall Huggers

So taking out your battery is a feature now?
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0 48. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Man made biological leaf

So all the work, silk, and time to make lamps...
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+6 49. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Elevators too boring?

In the US it would take exactly 2 minutes before someone died in it. Mostly due to getting a fat fold stuck in it or too slow to get on/off.
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+5 50. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video The Five Most Expensive Comic Books Sold at Auction

I have a roll of them in the bathroom
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+9 51. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video FAN breaks world record for fastest shot at Major Leage Lacrosse All Star Game.

Can girls be in the "friend zone"? Cause I think she is.
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+1 52. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Mortal Kombat Goro suit from the 1995 movie

Now it's just some nerd at a rendering studio that looks like a cartoon.
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+7 53. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video "the power of love"

If you can't figure out that you should pick up a crying baby then I don't think you should be a father.
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-2 54. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video CHALK

More guns solves all problems
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+4 55. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Runaway

#2 A refrigerator is a very simple device, if you use quality parts and keep it simple they should last decades. Modern fridges are built with plastic, electronics that easily wear out, and other substandard materials. It is no secret, even the same manufacturers tell you that they don't build them to last long.
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+3 56. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Change your way of thinking in 60 seconds

Yes Jim, everybody can have more money and live a life that would make Louis XIV jealous.
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+3 57. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Coca-Cola 2nd Lives

Great! Which cap takes away the diabetes?
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+1 58. WildMonkey commented 5 years ago on video Perfect Texture

We all knew they were morons no need to put a cherry on top of it.
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-1 59. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Appearances Experiment

Cause humans are filthy creatures that only help when they expect something in return.
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+2 60. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Jamaican kid makes a bike out of 2 lighters

You actually need 3
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+20 61. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video The Incredible Physics of Ants

I'm all for mixing ants in concrete
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+4 62. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Nissan develops "self-cleaning" car

Wouldn't you just need a few cans of super-hydrophobic spray?
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+1 63. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Un-pickable lock with an amazing design

Who the hell picks a bike lock? Bolt cutter will open it in literally 1 second.

As far as I've seen all bike thieves carry bolt cutters, not lockpicks.
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0 64. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video I was deep into a game of Civ V. It was my only hope.

I envy some people, this ain't one.
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-5 65. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Severe Autism

The guy just wants to cop a feel.
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+4 66. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Who Pays the Price?

Why do people treat each other like garbage? And not even as a society we stand up against this treatment, we encourage it, with "as long as it is not me" mentality.
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+2 67. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Fire With a Civil War Cannon

Hillbillies like anything that makes loud booms and death.
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+6 68. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Automated NERF sentry gun

She's a giant!
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+1 69. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video TED talk on how TED talks are worthless

People are myopic cretins that are only interested in the now for themselves.

You want them to make a world that is not like that?

We need to change humans before we can change the world humans create for themselves.
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+2 70. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video What Makes the Cracking Sound?

It's not bad for you (nor good), but a chiropractor (should be illegal to call these quacks doctors) which is an expensive acupuncturist or aromatherapist that charges you for professionally popping your joints would say it should be done by him and pay him $200 for the luxury.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracking_joints
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+8 71. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video The gloves that will "change the way we make music"

This has much chance of changing music as the mini has of becoming America's favorite mode of transportation.
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+4 72. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Nazi Germany Gets a New Fuhrer

Fun Fact:
If you want to seriously piss off Brits just keep saying good stuff about the Germans.
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-6 73. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Poop Transplants

This must be why the Germans are so healthy.
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0 74. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video 360 cycling video using 6 GoPros

Is that were King Kai lives?
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+2 75. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video The Sunday Times Culture

What is a neeus...paii..purr?
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+3 76. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video The Next Generation of Wind Power

How is having to refill it with helium few days, having a high risk of a bird popping it or a storm ripped apart or short circuiting it an improvement?
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+3 77. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Way of a Warrant

Maybe that's why they just intercept all data and store it.
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+9 78. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Kiss me im desperate

Great way to get herpes
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+5 79. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Reaction Call to Action

So it's an expensive rigid tent?
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+6 80. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video How Much Does Thor's Hammer Weigh?

It weighs as much as it need to be to progress the plot.
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+4 81. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Superman with GoPro

One day video games will be like this, without the crappy music.
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+3 82. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video "My Beautiful Woman"

Women like shoes but dare not walk in them
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+3 83. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Bates 9000

Seems like these idiots were too proud to say Jubs instead of Bates.
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+5 84. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video A Normal day in a Russian Supermarket

They're all just a bunch of drunken idiots.
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+4 85. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video How Its Made - LEICA M9-P Hermès

A $50K box and bag? I'll stick to Sony.
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+16 86. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Tainted Love played with floppy drives

Must be scared to download MP3s.
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+13 87. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video African aircraft test flight

If I were as dedicated as these people I would at least invest in some aerodynamic books.
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+16 88. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Gas station on Fire

A BMW owner who's a stupid douche? I'm shocked!
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+1 89. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Life Size replica of neanderthals

Odd to think we were different species, they look like some of us. No wonder we interbred, we have Neanderthal and Denisovan genes in us.
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-2 90. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Security kid

That was totally the wrong move, the guy clearly isn't a total psycho (but could have been) the adult was quick enough to save him. These kids watch too many movies.
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+4 91. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Instant justice

I hate people that don't understand physics. That's why I don't drive much.
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+1 92. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video First Birthday Cake

Doctor: "We don't know what happened to you child. She seemed to have a large piece of cake wedged in her respiratory track."
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+12 93. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Where do ships go to die?

This isn't an issue of money or resources, it is about a lack of simple human decency. There is a huge social class gap, and the ones at the top do not even acknowledge them as human.
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+5 94. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Dressing Up Like A Homeless Man

We have more in common economically, and socially to a homeless person than a truly rich person, and no, working 60 hrs a week for $100K doesn't make you a rich person.
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+5 95. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video I so much love this cake (gummy cake)

I would reckon that slice is like 3000 cals.
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+3 96. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Better Reality 3D scan

It's not a good sign (hardware wise) if the developer's demo can't run smooth on their monster machines. I'm guessing we would need like 8 current generation vid cards working together to run that smooth.
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+3 97. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Can a bodybuilder be a gymnast?

There are actually two types of muscle fibers, strength training is very different than endurance training.

I can bench press 315 lbs. and squat over 800 lbs. but I can't for the life of me run a mile in under 10 mins.
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-1 98. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Adaptive thermal camouflage for vehicle

The only people that don't think that Americans are abusive imperialists are Americans.
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+1 99. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Three Man Making A Realistic Horse

Have horses become extinct now?
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+1 100. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Inventing the Impossible: Pablos Holman

So either the mildly informed bro with the unbuttoned shirt and flipped collar is behind inventions that I've seen in other TED talks by Bill Gates, Ron Finley, Mark Bittman, and Taylor Wilson (super prodigy) or he's full of crap.
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+3 101. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Tank loading gone bad

Looked good until that pesky other dimension came in to play.
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-3 102. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Cook Kid showing us ADHD from his perspective

The funny thing is that it has been proven that ADHD is total BS.

Who said so? Well the guy that invented it on his deathbed, just another sham to sell more drugs.

http://www.worldpublicunion.org/2013-03-27-NEWS-inventor-of-adhd-says-adhd-is-a-fictitious-disease.html
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+7 103. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video This Video Will Hurt

Oh it's the sheeple effect...meh, I already knew that most people are morons.
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+14 104. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video NASA Hyperwall 2 Demo

#1 Not everybody is a moron, but I'm sure you wouldn't know.
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+23 105. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Merry Christmas !!!

Chuck Norris made the giraffe when he punched a horse.
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+6 106. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video A homeless dog living in a trash pile gets rescued, and then does something amazing!

Until we feed the hungry, and treat the sick I will start with the dogs.
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+19 107. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video The Copenhagen Wheel

This is actually the first great idea of bicycling since...well bicycling began.
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+6 108. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Hungarian Dance

I can see Bugs and Elmer dancing to this.
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+6 109. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Chatroulette Version)

Stained underwear would have made it.
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+7 110. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Japanese tire ad

Arg my heart
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+17 111. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video iDiots

So true! I once insulted Steve Jobs saying he wasn't a genius, nor tech-savvy, got FIRED from Apple when times were bad, and that was just lucky to be at the right time and place in his early life to work with a real genius (Steve Wozniak), the man was a glorified salesman. You would I had just spat on Jesus Christ, I guess people are just sheep.
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+6 112. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Kid Casts Molten Metal In A Hand-made Forge

#2 It's not a movie, it's real life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
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+2 113. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Do I control my brain or does my brain control me?

Classic Freud. Just seems like we have "other selves" because the human brain is far from well organized, memories are sometimes completely erratic, hence thought also.
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-3 114. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video American Fotoplayer

Play some Lady Gaga, kinda sounds like that to me.
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+5 115. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Heating a room for 8 pence a day

#11 Well I'm at least 70% water, and water is all natural, but doesn't mean I want it in my lungs...
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+3 116. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Heating a room for 8 pence a day

Yeah I don't get people that like burning candles, all that wax and chemicals have to go somewhere and that somewhere is in your lungs.
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+10 117. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Some nice chemistry: Gold, Sulfur, Vanadium and Cerium

The chemist in the video is as happy as a kid in detention.
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+5 118. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Very cheap and creative campsite intruder alarm

I'm not so paranoid that I need to make an alarm system...I bring my gun.
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-5 119. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video People Are Awesome 2013

I think people mistake awesome (as in awe inspiring) with stupid.
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-3 121. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Cracked Chiropractor Commercial

Chiropractors should be under the same category as homeopathic medicine.
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+1 122. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Alan Watts - What is Wrong With Our Culture

People always think that if we only "did this" or "did that" society would be better. But it is human nature, society is just the reflection of what we are.

The human world isn't like this because of a problem or a systemic anomaly, it is because that's how we want it.

The problem is that people are just too stupid, ignorant, uneducated, apathetic, and narrow-minded to realize in what a cruel stupid game they have embarked on called civilization.

If we really wanted to, we could end many of socio-economic problems, in fact, surprisingly fast, if that were our intent, but we don't care about others, we don't care about doing the right thing, we don't care about anything but what affects us immediately, and we are too stupid to realize that a socially geared attitude benefits all, not the very few like the piece of shit we call our culture.
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+6 123. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video How Does A Gas Nozzle Know When To Shut Off?

Now explain how gas prices are set, not even Nobel winning economists know. They just say, that the oil companies don't say.
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+17 124. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video God Bless America - Frank's Speech

You cannot change human nature, you are not fighting civilization. Civilization is just the reflection of human nature, so all the crap that is wrong with society is not a problem of the natural world, it is us.
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-8 125. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Classical Drumming

It's atrocious, doesn't fit the genre at all. Reminds me of the asinine attempts at Classical + Disco in the 70s.
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+4 126. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Speed test comparison between all iPhones ever made

This is as technical as an Apple user can get. I need a list of them to sell them some bridges.
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-2 127. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Tooth Fairy Tooth Transport

Just wait when they decide to send dog poo.
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+38 128. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video ARGUS World's highest resolution camera

If they're showing it to you, that means this is outdated hardware...
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-16 129. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Man with an unexpected voice

Obviously not staged, no, not at all...
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+2 130. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video I figured out how to stop my baby from crying

I thought they were going to give her calculus homework.
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-3 131. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Monkey uses vending machine

Oh son you don't know how much I appreciate this, it's surely going to change my life. Hmmmmm...I can't wait to eat that monkey.
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+1 132. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Clothing of the Future

They're all dead.
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0 133. WildMonkey commented 6 years ago on video Orchestra musicians perform on flight

They arrested a lady who was singing "I will always love you" I bet they gave these guys the chair.
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+7 134. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video What happens when you don't pay your employees

Didn't leak any fluids, empty hood...sure it's real...
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+28 135. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Why the whole banking system is a scam - Godfrey Bloom

Fractional banking and seigniorage are nothing new, it's as old as banking itself. The problem doesn't lie entirely on them; it's the grotesque misuse of said tools, including leverage, the ridiculous 30:1 Debt-to-Equity ratios of financial institutions, unregulated securities market, the destruction of Glass-Steagall, a do-nothing SEC, cronyism, financial lobbyist that literally write the laws and tell politicians what to do, say, and sign in to law.

The financial markets aren't the joke, human nature is.
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+1 136. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video GoPro Rock Climbing Fall

#10 True, you can find your demise while crossing the street, but I bet the ODDS of dying crossing the street are much lower than skydiving, rock climbing, bungee jumping, etc...

Another point to consider is that if you know what you're doing could cost your life and do it willingly with no rewards then in business we have a simple formula. Risk = reward. If your reward is nothing and risk your life, thus your life is worthless.
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+3 137. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video GoPro Rock Climbing Fall

It would only take one of those to scare me away for life, not because I'm a coward, but because climbing a rock really doesn't prove anything.
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+6 138. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Mesmerizing Chinese crepe vendor

I rather eat that than a McGriddle or whatever those heart bombs are called.
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+3 139. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video World's Roundest Object!

BS, how is it easier to measure and make a perfect sphere than a cube or cuboid shape? Cuboids don't have to muck around with imaginary numbers like Pi.
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0 140. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Zeno's Paradox

This is a stupid paradox, it's only true if you confine the parameters to increases in distance by half, reality does not function like that. It's like arguing with a ball because it should never hit the ground, the ball does not care to fathom how or why it hit the ground, it'll never will, hence it's not paradoxical for it to hit the ground.
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-8 141. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Pitbull really wants that stick...

Yeah that's usually the way they also treat children's limbs.
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+6 142. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Bitcoin Explanation

Bitcoin, when cash isn't good enough...

I hate bitcoin, it's just another tool for criminals.

Oh I'm sorry, did I say criminals? Oh I meant smart techie guys trying to keep freedom alive via monetary freedom...yeah...that's the ticket...
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+59 143. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Inside the world's quietest room

A few questions:
1. Why do this?
2. Why go to the trouble of doing animation instead of, I don't know, video of the actual thing.
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+12 144. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Lower your IQ permanently

The minus 50 pill still wouldn't get me to 70. I'm so depressed.
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+4 145. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Dancing RC Plane

Taking loneliness to a whole new level...
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+33 146. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video How to protect your car from hail

How some people function is beyond me, it's like watching a dumb animal.
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+2 147. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Guy rolls his car 7 times and walks away

That's why you always have to keep an eye on treads of your tire. You could hydroplane if they are too worn out.
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+5 148. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video opening a bottle of bubbly

Enjoy your nice bottle of shaved glass.
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+2 149. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Immovable Object vs Unstoppable Object : Who Wins?

"They surrender"
-Superman
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+4 150. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Japan develops a new method of demolishing buildings-by shrinking it

If the were a true Japanese he would find a way to transform it into a kick-ass robot.
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+40 151. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Guy falls off of ski lift

You shouldn't feel sorry for idiots trying to win Darwin awards.
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0 152. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video 3D doodler

Glue gun + dye = new?
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+4 153. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Transformer Dresses

What women wouldn't want to be dressed in servos, motors, and batteries...
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-4 154. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Mind blowing new creative animation style

They're called pop-up books...yeah real revolutionary.
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+65 155. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Coil Gun

I can tell he's a brilliant man, he doesn't mind self-deprecating humor.
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+10 156. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Fiat Money

So at which point of time and place have humans not been exploited?
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+1 157. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video iPhone Quick-Draw System

too bad nobody ever calls him
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+15 158. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Japanese Bike Parking Technology

This would be soooo useful and successful in a college campus
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+1 159. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Mexican drug cartel kidnapping

If only there was an easy way to stop all this? Oh yea, legalization...I hate people.
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0 160. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Golden invention

What type of professional mechanic doesn't have a pit nor a lift?
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0 161. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Base 12

I use base 1.2, I use my penis and testicles to count.
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0 162. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Hair on fire!

That's some tan!
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0 163. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Ice cream any way you want it, in 55 secs

So eating liquid nitrogen isn't harmful?
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+10 164. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Will you marry him?

I feel creeped out.
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+17 165. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video iPad Mini Commercial

Let Apple have their fun, their only customers are children with too much disposable income.
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+3 166. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Casino Black Jack Scam

So knowing how to count is considered a "hustle"?
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+5 167. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video How Much Does a Shadow Weigh?

So how much does it weigh?
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+9 168. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video The most stupid thief

This thief is impressive! Impressively delusional.
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-2 169. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video New iPhone 5 commercial

Who the hell cares? You'd have to be a self-centered simpleton or a child to give a damn.
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+12 170. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Game of Thrones - Visual effects

One day, in my life time, there will be no need for actors. They'll just scan attractive people and make them say and do w/e they need.
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+10 171. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video The Cockroach Prank

Looks legit
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+5 172. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video LEGO Great Ball Contraption

Too much time and money on your hands? Why not waste it by building a never ending ping-pong ball mover?
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+14 173. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video iPhone 4s Versus iPhone 5

"The common man is a fool." -H.L. Mencken
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+7 174. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Fishtank filled with robotfishes

I wonder if this is going to be like the people watching a light bulb at the world's fair at the beginning of the 20th century?
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+2 175. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Just for the Millionaires

What the hell is point of that? So you can just look at the cars you build a horribly expensive, complex, and asinine hotel?
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+1 176. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Irresponsible...

The owner is a stupid retarded sack of shit douchebag.
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0 177. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Volvo's new Pedestrian Airbag

I don't know, all the videos I've seen of people getting hit by cars they either bounce away from the car or fly over it.
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+40 178. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Revenge is a dish best served pink.

The only thing he ended up keeping was the dildo.
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0 179. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video HBO first of a series called The Newsroom.

I like some aspects of the show but the dialogue is just too damn cartoonish. As if there is no filter between a rambling ADD mind with total disregard for work politics, ethics, morals, and common courtesy.

It is as you had mind diarrhea and everybody is okay with it.
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+2 180. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video X-Ray Kinder Surprise

#1 I feel the same way about Cracker Jacks.
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+5 181. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video 500 Magnum vs Watermelons

Some people just don't have the intellectual capacity than to go out and destroy things.
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-8 182. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video 571 Piccolo Petes Lit All At Once

Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
I'm charging my attack!
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+7 183. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Elders React to Dubstep (Skrillex)

The only ones that think this is music are the masses of brainless, uneducated, too young to know any better, conformist revels, AKA "it's cool because we don't know any better and no body else likes it, therefore, it must be cool".
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+34 184. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Best way to help drunk driver

The evening news report:

"Tonight the corpse of a young man was found floating in the river, police suspect alcohol was involved."
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+5 185. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video Moving Windmills: The William Kamkwamba story

He's currently attending Dartmouth, not bad for a poor African farmer that dropped out of school cause of poverty.
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-3 186. WildMonkey commented 7 years ago on video 720 Death Loop

How much of a simpleton do you have to be to enjoy stuff like that?
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-2 187. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Eyrie by David Wolters

The story wasn't all that good, but I see why it won. The style the artists use it quite interesting, those weird circles and lines you see during the animation are actually what animators use as guides for the final drawing, usually these are in very light pencil and removed, this artist emphasizes them and uses them as part of the animation style. Very nice.
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+5 188. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Best marriage proposal

Seems like a viral video made by Honda. I mean who cares if the car she was on was a Honda CRV, what does that have to do with a marriage proposal?
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-9 189. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video The Egg Sprinkler Mystery

I wish someone would explain why is that when I spin during sex my wife's vaginal fluid climbs along my penis.
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+6 190. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Game of Thrones Theme on 8 floppy drives

Probably the best TV theme ever.
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+9 191. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Ferrari vs Taxi

If people really understood physics they wouldn't touch a car. I hate to drive.
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+1 192. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Complex pipe bending made easy.

Can it make a circle?
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+38 193. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Burglar's Bloopers

OMG Why doesn't he die?!
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+21 194. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Watch out for the modern pickpocket

Who's the brilliant genius that thought that credit cards that transmit your info was a good idea?
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+8 195. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Japanese lunchboxes.

Is it me or this is just horribly disgusting wasting all the time on something of no value or importance and to top it off it creates a sense of entitlement on the children.
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+5 196. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Google Ads, I mean Glasses

I suspect this will be a total flop because it involves going outside.
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+1 197. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Texting and driving test

I hate cars and driving, but I guess the smarter and more informed you are the more this is true.
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-3 198. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Alpha Sphere

And more proof that dubstep needs gimmicks, I hope this ends quicker than Disco.
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-7 199. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video The Higgs Bosons and the LHC explained

Damn fools, don't they know God did it? They so dumb.
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0 200. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Plan B when one escalator is too crowed

Idiots, can't believe grown people are this damn stupid.
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+18 201. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Inspector gadget on beer bottles

This used to be my favorite song, if I had an iPod back then I would have looped it until my ears bled.
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+8 202. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Angry Woman vs Bike

I hate women like her, probably thinks the world revolves around her.

She was probably trying to change lanes without regard to the biker, then he probably said something the bitch replied, he kicked the car and you know the rest.

For those of you that the biker was in any way at fault, who the hell tries to run-over a person for no reason? Also, she banged up her car (and the car of at least 2 other people) much much more than the biker did.

This woman is a horrible horrible person.
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+5 203. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Don't buy an Iphone 4S in Turkey ...

Why go to the trouble of making that thing when you could just have put some rocks in the box? It's still fraud either way, the only difference is that you would figure it out 5 minutes sooner.
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+2 204. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Python eats Alligator, Time Lapse Speed x6

I think that meal will be good for a couple of months.
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+1 205. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Andrew Myers - Painting Screws

$25K for screws? You'd have to be missing one if you spend that much for something so asinine.
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+39 206. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video AH-64 Apache Crash in Afghanistan after Insane Maneuver

That's what happens when you screw around trying to look cool.
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+1 207. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video One hell of a way to go to school...

Why we as a species allow this?
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-4 208. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Dad of the year

My dad never (literally) did anything with me not even a dime for college or medical care, fuck him. Not everybody has good parents and it's hard for most to understand why I haven't talked to my parents since I was 17. Good for him to have such a supportive dad, if it were mine this kid would have been found in a dumpster long ago.
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-2 209. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Coca cola , mobile ad demo

I can't wait to give somebody a cok.
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+1 210. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video We Stopped Dreamin

The meandering many will always persecute and ridicule the gifted few, i.e. people and smart people.
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+5 211. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Flying DeLorean Quadrotor

How many "jigga" watts does it need?
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0 212. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Guacamole

Western Spaghetti is much much more creative, this seemed lazy to me.
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+6 213. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Kara by Quantic Dream

Our behavior, our concept of self, our drivers and motivators are all based on our biology our physiognomy, *when* AIs reach the level of human intelligence (and beyond) their innate behavior will be radically different and totally inconceivable to us because they won't be living purely in a tangible reality. So my point is I doubt they will be emotional like this sobbing demonstration.
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+10 214. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video No, I said stop stop stop

This is why kids aren't taken seriously, they are lazy idiots. A shovel and a little hard work would have been enough.
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+3 215. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Economic Hitmen

It's funny how things always revert back to human nature. We like living under oligarchies, either dictatorships, monarchies or plutonomies.

People are lazy, stupid, selfish creatures and anyone that comes along with ridiculous promises gets their support and total loyalty.
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+4 216. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video The Story of Sushi

It's not corporate greed, it's plain ol' human nature. When have men not operated under their own selfish interests? The difference is that now we are so many that we are having an exponentially damaging effect on the planet.

We are doomed, unless you can change human nature by eliminating that pesky self-interest motive.
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+4 217. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Movie: The Movie

Matt Damon's part hilarious. I guess this video has such a low score because it makes fun of all the types of movies that have been made and quite sadly that will be made.

As you get older movies lose their appeal because they're just essentially the same old tired stories with different actors.
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+2 218. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Sometimes it's hard to be a man ...

Aren't those situations actually more common with the genders reversed?
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+5 219. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Red Bull Stratos

I guess the business of selling disgusting expensive water to brain-dead teenagers is good.
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+5 220. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Don't buy puppies

#11 I don't understand people like you because there are BILLIONS of people that live in comparable oppression and no one seems to do nothing, in fact, I think humans like to dominate others to the limits before they break.
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-4 221. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video 11 languages

Jokes on him, in a few years we will all have perfect universal translators on our phones. It's like the genius astrophysicists working at Burger King.
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+13 222. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video 1951: Larry Griswold was one crazy comedian.

#10 Well that's not very nice of you. Did you lose your job or something? I know the economy isn't what it should be but I bet a nice lad like you can find another town to be its idiot.
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-20 223. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video 1951: Larry Griswold was one crazy comedian.

What horrible camera work, either that or the camera man didn't go to rehearsal.
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+3 224. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Why SOPA is a bad idea

The problem is that old media providers still want to use the models of 100 years ago!!! THAT IS INSANE!!! Think about it, the movies have been as they are (in essence) the same damn experience from a century ago. The TV model from 60 years ago!

They just don't want to adapt to the new world, they're so full of themselves that they want to change the world back to their antiquated business model.

Steam is a good example of how you have to give consumers a better service than the pirates to thrive and that's what they were shooting for.
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+17 225. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video A neat revenge

Interesting but where is the beginning and the end of this?
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+4 226. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Tax Dollars At War

Humans are disgusting. No? Why don't you stop it? Or better yet, tell me a place and time in history where this wasn't the norm?
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+16 227. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Babbage's Difference Engine

At least he wasn't forgotten, unlike his chain of retail electronic stores.
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+4 228. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Little Tombstone

The quality of the textures is very good but the animation sucks, they look like puppets when they move.
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+10 229. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Dawn of the Dead

Filthy animals. They do these things everywhere, not thinking of the damage they might do to property or others. Just a bunch of selfish self-serving dumb animals that saving a few measly dollars in a crappy TV will be worth throwing away a day of their lives.
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+19 230. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Smart monkey knows how to make a fire

Brilliant! A pyromaniac monkey. Let's wait to see how this turns out.
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+29 231. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Which country is doing the most science today?

The USA is in huge decline, but that's no surprise. People spend most of their income in their food, housing, and healthcare, if they're lucky to cover those expenses and unfortunately due to ever increasing tuition costs and a culture where for some reason stupidity is seen as an asset... Well I guess this is no surprise.
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-5 232. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Grammar nazi

Ah the grammar Nazi attack, the first and last resort of the witless nimrod.
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+27 233. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video She's a witch!

That's pretty much how people still behave.
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+1 234. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video The science behind Santa

I wish they would do this much research trying to explain religious lunacy.
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+1 235. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Qatar

Qatar is one of the places were the oligarchs rule is absolute. Just like it is becoming in the USA.
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+3 236. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Head On Car Crash

I don't like driving. I hate it. Most people can't even comprehend the forces involved in collisions, and what they do to the human body. And for some reason they think that they are safe in their car, lol, that just goes to show how ignorant people are. MORE SCIENCE EDUCATION!
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+4 237. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Happy birthday

So this is what the 1% spends my life's effort on?
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+2 238. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Smart couple loses a fortune

It's a rip-off! I don't know what I would do without my "Friends with Benefits" support group and meetings.
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+79 239. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Wikileaks

We need more wikileaks sites. Governments should be afraid of their people, not the other way around.
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-3 240. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Organic Food Myths

Here's a fact. Without modern agricultural techniques there would be over a Billion more people starving. Fact 2: Idiots don't care as long as it says "organic" on their label. Who's the real monster?
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0 241. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Lovely Owl

They look yummy!
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0 242. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)

Robots have to be like 300lbs and 8 feet tall otherwise some stupid punk kid is just going to kick it to death.
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-2 243. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Everything Is A Remix: THE MATRIX

So if someone runs in a movie then all subsequent movies that show people running are just copying them?
This video sucks.
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+2 244. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video In the fall

Because capitalism is reverting to its original construct, feudalism.
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+9 245. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Say Something Nice

I guarantee you that there were more idiots being themselves than nice people, but obviously they edited those out.
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+2 246. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Woman calls 911 about missing remote

These disgustingly stupid people are more common than you think, just look at the world.
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-2 247. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Mega bass

Why? And "just because" is not really an answer an adult should give.
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0 248. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Skittles Commercial

Maybe tonight he'll have a little bit more of Jose in him.
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-3 249. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video President Obama's payback speech at the White House correspondents' dinner

Is that how Donald cries?
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0 250. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Marco Tempest The magic of truth and lies (and iPods)

So running videos and sticking construction paper butterflies on iPhones is now magic?
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-5 251. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Inception Filming the Corridor & Zero Gravity Sequences

What a humongous waste of time and money
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0 252. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Wireless data from every light bulb

#6 And how is that more efficient than wifi?

This is a joke, it will never catch on, it just creates more complexity to an existing problem.
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+36 253. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Reinvent the Toilet

Like always leave it to Japanese to find the solution. They have found a way to turn poo into edible meat.
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+51 254. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Most beautiful present in the world ...

I wonder how many bad men daddy killed.
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+25 255. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video SMS while driving

Stupid teenagers? It's more likely than you think.
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+29 256. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?

You know that some time in the future there is going to be an exposé about fecal meat in a fast-food chain or large distributor. I guarantee it.
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+31 257. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...

This country has fallen so much and will continue to fall. Yes, a subjective statement, but if you look at the social, political, economic trends and facts you will come to the same conclusion. I don't want this to be a long post, but ask your parents to remember the USA of 20-30 years ago.
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+5 258. WildMonkey commented 8 years ago on video Visualization of RFID tags

Why would anyone want to move society in a direction where you're constantly transmitting everything about you?
Constantly transmitting your bank information, medical information, ID, etc... all of that seems kinda 1984 to me, especially when you know that pickpockets no longer will have to pick your pocket, just stand next to you.
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+20 259. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Bottle of water + microwave.

This is what happens when children don't have structure, hobbies, nor friends.
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+1 260. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Homemade pulse laser gun

If kids can make these things imagine the scary (really damn scary) shit the government has.
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+5 261. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Rubik Record From Spain

WTF is this bullshit? I've seen faster (around 8 secs) and they don't allow them to see it before trying to solve it...
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+23 262. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Bohm Stirling Engine Running

They are actually trying to use modern sterling engines to produce electricity in Nevada.
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+9 263. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video French cop Relay race

In America the cop would have shot them dead instantly and have had been given an award for bravery in the line of duty.
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+2 264. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Don't Text While Driving

People are idiots, why do you want to text while driving when your phone has a speaker phone?

Same applies for all you retards that eat, put on makeup, shave, un/dress, read, and have the stereo at 100db while driving.

I hate you people, I would say that you should continue your idiotic behavior until you improve the gene pool with your demise, but you will probably take a few other people with you in the process.
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+1 265. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Dozens Crash On Icy Colorado Roads

Why are people so unsympathetic and stupid? I would have put road blocks so people wouldn't keep coming because I know I can't "warn" them, they're retards, you have put barriers. Instead people just stand around and record more carnage, I have people. Damn retarded schizophrenic monkeys.
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+7 266. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Yogi Bear-Not so happy ending

Best remake I have ever seen. When does it come out on Blu-ray?
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-1 267. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Woman at the Car Wash FAIL

$100 bucks says it's a woman.
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-1 268. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Operation Payback Representative

Those people are the true soldiers for freedom.
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+3 269. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Operation Payback Representative

You're all just interest paying drones in Plutonomy.
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+1 270. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Baby Left in Car

Man so much optimism here...
You all realize if it were a real child it would have died several times over the course of the experiment?
Yeah, some good people out there but most are egocentric, stupid imbeciles.
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+1 271. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Rapping The History Of Video Game Systems

No Neo-Geo? Fail.
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+8 272. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Lexus’ Driving Simulator, really the best in the world

Or they could use a real car...
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+5 273. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video HRP-4C - Singing and Dancing Japanese Robot

If you really want to advance humanity then invent sexbots, this way males don't spend most of their time and resources just impressing females, and females will get off their lazy big asses and start working.
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+5 274. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Guy Has Different Way of Doing Tequila Shots

Stay in school kids!
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+75 275. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video First NES commercial

It's from the 80s, and it was awesome. Pure skill, bloody thumbs, insomnia, and torment on a scale unimaginable to gamers today with their infinite lives, sit and do nothing gameplay, and trophies every 5 minutes to keep their fragile little precious snow-flake ego inflated.
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+3 276. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video George Carlin - american dream

When in human history has this not been the case?
The only difference nowadays is that the dumb and loud don't understand it, quite the opposite, they think they're free.
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0 277. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Portable 1.25kJ Coilgun

If kids can do these kinds of things nowadays then don't tell me that the most advance military in the world doesn't have things that would wake you up at night.
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-4 278. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Baby Visibly Turns Over in Mom's Belly

Gross, kill it!
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-5 279. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Woman in Prison

I would spend all day cooking and cleaning with pleasure if that's was all I had to do.
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-6 280. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Cyclist Slams Into Parked Car

OMFG! Is the car okay?!
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-2 281. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Crash Accident Of Car And Scooter On Highway, Hong Kong

What happens with two idiots drive on the same lane?
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+2 282. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Another Kind of Playground for Kids

Reminds me of monkeys playing on a big tree.
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-1 283. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Chevrolet 2011

What a useless vehicle, but I guess if you're rich you don't care about practicality.
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+8 284. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Life After People ?

Sounds like paradise.
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-5 285. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Harpoon The Happy People

Dirty hippie, why don't you go in to research and actually help others instead of trying to dictate your warp sense of reality onto other.
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+5 286. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Solar highways

Stupid concept, too complex for a simpler substitute. Once solar panels start hitting around 50% efficiency (now they're at around 18-24%) you can put a 3m x 3m panel on your roof and it will be more than enough to run your house all day and night.

The problem isn't lack of area for solar panels, it's their efficiency, and not because we don't have the tech, it's because special interest groups (oil, duh) are delaying advancements by means of legislation, buying up patents, buying and dismantling companies and research centers. Sounds like conspiracy lunacy, but a good well documented place to start is by looking up what happened to the EV-1.
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+1 287. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Computerized Rim Design

Only for blacks
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+3 288. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video funniest parrot alive

Reminds me of Homer Simpson and his long term rival the parrot from the mall pet shop.
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-2 289. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Video Games and Moral Choices

I agree, it all comes down to development time and dollars. No one will spend millions on making different choice paths in a game that will only be seen by very few individuals. You would need to make The Matrix.
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+5 290. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Big Boom Abstract Art

MILF anyone?
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-3 291. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video US Navy drill team in Norway

It's good to see our trillions of dollars, global recession, and imperialistic USA policies used wisely in song and dance.
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0 292. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video robotic leg

miniaturize and implant that ankle receiver on the foot pad and you got a miracle.
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+12 293. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Sculpture fail

This is why artists don't make good engineers.
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-4 294. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video School bus does a wheelie

I hate rednecks.
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+5 295. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Blue Man Group - Drumbone

People are so simpleminded that they think this is theater.
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-12 296. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Ice Waterfalll On Bikini Girl

It's fake you tards.
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+12 297. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Metallica cover band loses only fan

She must have farted.
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-2 298. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Huge backflip in wheelchair

He's not doing anything, it's like riding a cart and seeing what happens...
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+2 299. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video The Argiope

Kinda like humans do.
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+33 300. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video will it blend

But will it blend Steve Jobs?
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+2 301. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Guess what that commercial is about

Oh so sad. Another moronic schizophrenic monkey won't be born.
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+2 302. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Mike walks across United States of America

Did he really walk across America or did he just get out of his car every once in a while?
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+5 303. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Jay's Tiny House Tour

If it doesn't require sewage nor electric connections, it seems like a good alternative to an RV if you travel a lot, or if you want to live a very simple life style. I would live in one, but I dislike that shower.
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-4 304. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video The more oil spills change, the more they stay the same.

Bah who cares? Just like living in a bathtub you'll eventually die from your own waste. If that's how we conduct ourselves then maybe we shouldn't be around.
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+3 305. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Transparent VW Factory

Seems like just a gimmick to sell regular old cars at a premium.
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+7 306. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video When you get annoyed from airport security

Yeah this man is sick of stupid police states, we all should be. If any one wanted to do something bad there is NOTHING you can do to stop them. Example, I can pick up my gun and go shoot someone, just about anyone I know, but that's not going to happen because I'm not an insane retard; even if I were, I doubt anyone could stop me.
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+7 307. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video The Most Amazing Invention

I wonder what runs the machine producing the radio waves? Idiots. Electric motors have been the solution for over 100 years now. The means by which we get electricity should be solar, wind, and hydroelectric, that's the solution. Everybody with half a brain knows it, the problem is convincing Big Oil and their bitch the government to comply, fat chance.
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0 308. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Anti-homosexuality tape from Uganda

True, but what's so different from what men and women do?
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-9 309. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video The Best Motivational Video You Will Ever See!

I'm short and fat, someone cry for me cause I'm not genetically ideal. Big freakin' deal, everybody body has to cope with their situation. Yes, some worsts than others but we all must move on, not really inspirational stuff, just life.
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+4 310. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Japan's ramen robot

This is the way of the future. No more wondering what's in the chef's "special" sauce.
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+10 311. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Donald Duck - The Spirit Of '43

It seems that it was a huge pain trying to get tax revenues back then. Now they just take them automatically and ever more for less in return.
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0 312. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video Sitting down without a chair

It's an ancient Indian trick. It's a metal support bar running from the base of his foot that runs up his leg, a thin flat bar as a seat that also runs up his back.
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+25 313. WildMonkey commented 9 years ago on video simpsons intro kesha - tik tok

Bad encoding, bad quality, bad sound, bad song, bad.
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-4 314. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!

Religion = evil. End.
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-1 315. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Winscape Construction Time Lapse

What a retarded endeavor. Only a nerd would add two artificial windows in a room that has a pane glass door to the outside.
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+8 316. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video A Turing Machine

This guy must be real fun at parties.
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0 317. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Cool solution to clean up oil disaster

OMFG why do people take this seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? Yes, let's go get millions of tons of hay dump it in the ocean, stir it up (don't ask me how) and then pick it up. Brilliant. Who says Americans aren't ingenious?!
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+2 318. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video One Trillion Dollars

The numerical value is irrelevant, it's the purchasing power that's important. One day, soon, one trillion is going to be the new billion.
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+6 319. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Mass panic in Netherlands

Run sheep run! Be afraid let your primordial instincts kick in, never mind common sense and reason.
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+2 320. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Mobile Guitar

Or he could have just downloaded any sound editing freeware on any PC and done a lot more than that with the around $1500-$2000 worth of phones and software, but hey, then he wouldn't have been "hip".
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+3 321. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Honda U3-X a Sitting Segway

Like Americans aren't fat enough.
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+3 322. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Copy machines, a security risk?

The real question is why do they record all transactions and don't have an option to either delete them after a while or not record them at all?
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+1 323. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Stop boring Hugh Laurie.

This sure was murder.
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+5 324. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Another "Did You Know" Video

Didn't know you guys posted troll bait videos.
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-1 325. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Parliamentary voting in Russia

That's EXACTLY what happens here too. Look it up.
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0 326. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water

You'd have to be a truly pathetic moron to regularly buy bottled water.
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-11 327. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Ricky Gervais - The Bible

I don't like British humor, it's not necessarily "smarter" but it is certainly duller.
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+29 328. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Americans can't remember when 9/11 happened

The USA is not an educated country. That's how "superior" we are.
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+6 329. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Traffic in Russia

I rather live in Mexico than Russia quite frankly.
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+25 330. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Paypal - The new iPhone app

I see no way this could be misused.

/oozing with sarcasm
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+3 331. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Breaking News

I call shenanigans!
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+44 332. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Eating Giant Larva

He spat out the best part!
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-2 333. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Epic Beard Man interview

He's clinically insane. I should know, I take care of them.
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-3 334. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Gigi D'Agostino played on church organ

Too bad the sound sucks.
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-4 335. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Seth MacFarlane's Secret

Fact. Seth was suppose to be on one 9/11 planes, but didn't board because the travel agency messed up his schedule.

We were close to being spared the agony of his "genius."
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+13 336. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video New SuperHero

Huh, didn't know horses could drift.
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+3 337. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Hitler responds to the iPad

Are they making fun of Apple products? Do you mean we can get cheaper, better, yet not as shiny and smooth products some where else? I find that hard to believe.
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+35 338. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Just don`t ask...

No, your fat makes you look fat, not the dress.
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-4 339. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Will Arnett Sex Tape

Doesn't surprise me that the careers of most the Arrested Development cast have skyrocketed except for this loud moron.
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+3 340. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.

I LOL'd

Being called an American is just as bad as the F word for them.
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-2 341. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Pac-Man Illusion!

This guy must be an obsessive compulsive.
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-3 342. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Do you have a flag?

I liked the end, it's true Americans think they won the war fact is that the Soviets pretty much did all the work, the Americans came to clean up.
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+8 343. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Women, Don't Drive

Women really weren't meant for anything other than childbearing, not being sexist, you know that whole pesky evolution and natural selection thing.
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+32 344. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Policeman faces death

If the world would be fair they would have grabbed that knife and stabbed him right there.
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+3 345. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Blind kid playing piano

I've never been impressed much by piano players, I can play as well as he can. I've always been fascinated with the composers, you are impressed by the playing, I'm impressed by the genius it takes to write such a piece.

It's like being impressed by people who walk in buildings and ride the elevator, the real genius lies with the creator.
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+1 346. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Honest Spam

None of this makes any sense. I'm sure they were all in on it and were planning to give it to that charity from the start.
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-6 347. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Stupid Criminals

Well at least the one in the passenger side could go in to the adult film industry...damn!
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0 348. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video How Not To Steal A Plasma TV

This guy is an idiot!
Who carries around a canvas while shopping?
He probably stood watching the TV for a long time and attracted the attention of the employees.
If he had an ounce of intelligence he would have noticed them watching him (cause it's really obvious) and bolted right then and there.
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+10 349. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Honda's U3-X

Like people aren't fat enough...
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+2 350. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video How to Shoot an Anvil

It's all fun and games until somebody gets the Wile E. Coyote treatment.
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+37 351. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Close call

Not one, but two close calls. Look at his feet when the car almost hits him then the bus.
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+2 352. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Flexible OLED Display

And here I thought paper cuts would be a thing of the past.
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+2 353. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Driver soaks kids at bus stop

People like that are the first to cry when something happens to them, and that's why they do these kinds of things.
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+3 354. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video A very loyal dog

#6 A country is only as good as it treats its middle-class, ie the working majority.
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+12 355. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video A very loyal dog

Accident = Bankruptcy

Nice system you have there Yanks.
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+14 356. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Hammer and feather drop on moon

OMFG so that's why they went to the moon!

I could have saved them a lot of money.
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+1 357. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Magic Poop Collector

It also doubles as a parachute.
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+20 358. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Coupon Lady

Who cares if it takes some time. It's practically free grocery shopping. I don't know how you can dis that?
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-7 359. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Hold that truck

Everybody in that station died after the 7-Up combined with gasoline to produce a carbonated bomb.
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-7 360. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Oversized exhaust

People like that make me want to shoot people like that.
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0 361. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Bird Moonwalk

That woman is such a dork.
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-5 362. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Progress is beautiful

#7 One thing is showing good commercials from around the world, you know multiculturalism, and it is a totally different thing to just post commercials that everybody in the English speaking world has already seen.
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-9 363. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video TopGear - Ferrari FXX

I don't understand the excitement about speed. Maybe if you're a thrill seeker and have exuberant amounts of money you might embark on said activities, but to me it's just risking your life for a momentary rush.
Also, I don't understand the vicarious thrill of watching them race, to me it's just as if I were watching a roller coaster in action, or a jet plane in flight. I get nothing out of the experience.
In general it's a dangerous, wasteful, and stupid activity that does not generate any tangible benefits.
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-10 364. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Progress is beautiful

Don't you people see enough commercials as it is?
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-5 365. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Bad Liar

It reminds me of a young Francis Ford Coppola production.
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-5 366. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Weather girl prank

It's not real you retards. It's a sketch from Action Pals.

God, it's amazing how stupid and gullible people are.
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+18 367. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Awkward chair ad

It's about time they designed a chair with my junk in mind!
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+7 368. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Super cow

I'm sorry to break it to you hippies, but EVERYTHING you eat is like this, from animals to plants.

People should understand that most vegetables, fruits, and meats that are designated for human consumption are highly controlled and manipulated. This is not a bad thing.

Studies have proven that plants grown without pesticides actually contain a higher degree of carcinogens due to that the plants develop natural defenses against insects. They are now finding that most marine life contain high degrees of carcinogens due to dumping plastics in the oceans. As they start to break down plankton and other small animals tend to eat these minuscule and toxic particles and it goes up the food chain.
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-15 369. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Supermank Dunk

How stupid and simple do you have to be to enjoy watching a grown man jump?
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+35 370. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video How not to take off with a floatplane

So much FAIL it's a WIN!
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+2 371. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Whale Wars

#13 You should learn how the rules of natural selection work, and on top of that the rules of human society ie free market forces. Are you crying because humans had an impact on recently extinct species such as the dodo bird, quagga, Tasmanian wolf, passenger pigeon, golden toad, caribbean monk seal, pyrenean ibex, bubal hartebeest, javan tiger, tecopa pupfish, baiji river dolphin, and so on...has the world ended? NO! 99.99999% of all species that have lived on this planet are gone! Why should whales or whatever other retarded animal have special protection? Because you think it's cool and hip to be part of a "noble" cause? You should grow up and learn the rules of the game. If we are really interested in the survival of a species we make it as successful as humans in terms of numbers, like chickens, cows, pigs, dogs, cats, etc... they serve our purposes and we exploit it, in return we make them better and more numerous. No one doubts that vigilantes in the streets are either stupid or crazy for embarking in foolhardily endeavors even though they have good intentions, but for some reason you people celebrate vigilantes if they're on a boat!
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+2 372. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Hi Stefanie

I may be out of touch with the blue-collar crowd but I don't get it.
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-3 373. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Whale Wars

Hey let's go and risk our lives protesting stuff that is perfectly legal and doesn't concern us. Yes, we have thought this through.
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0 374. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Electric car: Tesla Model S

The EV-1 was a far superior vehicle, so well made that GM destroyed all but one after the customer test. The sole remaining one was disabled and sold to a collectioner.
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+2 375. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Japanese commercial

I wonder if being married to a Kennedy had something to do with his political career?

The world is full of mysteries.
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+3 376. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Comfort Wipe commercial

I use my bare hands then go back making your burgers.
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0 377. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Cat loves water

Add some veggies and turn the heat up!
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+6 378. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Showing off does not pay

I don't feel sympathy for such an idiot.
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-7 379. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Sleepy dog

I hate pets, they're like women but without the sex...well for some.
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-2 380. WildMonkey commented 10 years ago on video Awesome kite surfing skills

It's amazing the ways the human mind can think of ways to seriously injure oneself.
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-5 381. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Pool shark in diapers

Billiards the sport of kings. Just like Budweiser is the king of beers.
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-1 382. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video RHCP - Under the Bridge (literal version)

This song is older than I am.
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+8 383. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Little giants versus a real one

Fixed!!!! I lost $10K on this fight. This is bullshit.
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+9 384. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Cricket player kills pigeon

Take that flying rat!
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+8 385. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones Speaks Out

Since their definition of a recession is spending $10,000 a month on clothing instead of the usual $20,000 I really don't give a shit what they say.
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0 386. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Sony New Controller

This beats Natal because they actually have a working prototype and not just a fantasy commercial.
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0 387. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Dancing Fountain

Really pisses me off that Dubai spends billions on a playground for the same people that build it and their empire. It's not like they're making their money of the tourism, it's just an extremely lavish form of dick waving.
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+6 388. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Heroes superbowl commercial

Heroes went from a scifi-drama to a scifi-cartoon.
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+1 389. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Family Guy - Vote Time

Reminds me of every American political rally, bunch of idiots that have nothing better to do than stand around crying about nothing.
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-4 390. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Wood chopping machine

Doesn't impress me, it's slow, half the time it had to be paused because a piece of wood went in the wrong direction.
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+6 391. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Chinese Factory Workers

Well maybe if we had such a work ethic here we wouldn't have so many dipshits tying to make an easy fast buck at the expense of others.
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+13 392. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video How to crush a car

Most definitely one of their best episodes.
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-7 393. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Heidi Klum as a pizza girl

She's not the least witty. She was rude, obnoxious and unfunny. What morons will do for an attractive woman.
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+18 394. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video The funeral of Lucky the fish

Could that girl have a more heartless bitch of a mother?
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+6 395. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Vintage Flintstones for Winston cigs

These creationists are amazing. Now I see the proof that humans lived with dinosaurs, and they made great appliances.
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+2 396. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Afraid of little spiders ?

So it's just a toy on a crane? Stupid waste of time and money. Make the real one.
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+3 397. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Funny face yoga

Actually just smiling will do the trick. Fact. Smiling strains less facial muscles than any other expression.
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+5 398. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Why you shouldnt get married at old age..

I think the message is don't marry hootchies
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-9 399. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video The most expensive BMW ad ever

It started interesting, but it lagged way too much. Madonna's acting, if you can call it that, was the real cause of the tediousness. If it weren't for Clive Owen this would have been a total failure.
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-11 400. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Dangerous view from a beautiful waterfall

Risking their lives to take a picture. I guess that's what they are worth.
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-20 401. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Everything is possible

So if I waste my life repeating completely useless actions I too will one day be on a viral video?
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-8 402. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video World's luckiest deer

What's the point of shooting things? Seems very stupid and primal. Something an uneducated, ignorant, violent, and mentally unbalanced person would do.
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-9 403. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Jetboat crashes

It's amazing what stupid people will do and watch.
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+12 404. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Heineken - Macarena

I miss the 90s
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+11 405. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Pimp my ride fail

I'm pretty sure I paid for that disgusting vehicle through welfare taxation.
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+8 406. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age

Seems similar to modern trading.
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+2 407. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Near train misses

Some people don't deserve to be alive, I can't believe they risk their life to save 20 seconds. I hate dysgenics.
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+6 408. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Police overreaction

It's really sad when you can't have a conversation or ask questions to police officers.
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-2 409. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video Girl wants a car... real bad

This is why I stay away from women.
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+3 410. WildMonkey commented 11 years ago on video New Apple Macbook Wheel

Sounds overcomplicated for Mac users.