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+70 1. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Weather girl prank

Poor girl! That's not a prank but a innocent girl that happen to meet a idiot!
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+24 2. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper

I´m Danish, so I get it :)

From 15 sek.:
She: One, two, tree, go!
She: Thomas (something), don’t you think you should take care of your hands?
She: I thing we stop this for now Thomas, it has been 15 seconds.

And then she says something about the rainy weather.

39 sek:
She: Is it very bad with your hand?
He: It is not that good.
She: Lets save the experiment to another day, otherwise you will totally smash your hand.
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+24 3. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times

Is the roof made of rice paper??
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+19 4. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Drunk Wedding Girl Out Of Control!

Dont drink n' dance!
Is the cameraman humming along? LOL!
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+18 5. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Crazy Truckers on European Highway

Maybe there's a bridge just after the junction - and somebody stole the sign that says "low bridge!".
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+11 6. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Pole dancing

"Music makes you lose control" Mega LOL! But poor table though.
I bet they have a great relationship together.
Maybe she should use some nails/screws instead of a pillow to attach it to the ceiling :P
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+9 7. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h

#1:
As a train driver myself I know a little about trains :)
A train has of cause metal wheels which are not flexible as a car tyre. So the contact to the rails is very small and therefore a train can’t break that much.
I Denmark some of our trains has a magnetbreak as a supplement to the airbreak. In case of an emergency (or slippery rails or a too high speed to the platform :-D ), we can lower some powerful magnets an apply 1500volt to them. These magnets catch the rails and help the train to a quicker stop. But anyway the breakforce is not that great.
When I use the emergency break the passengers will not notice the stop as a “powerful” stop.
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+9 8. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Nike Commercial

Is SNOTR getting paid for all these commercials? There has been a lot lately!
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+9 9. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Balloon space flight

#6 "89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight" (from the webpage in the description of this video).

"The balloon and camera were launched at 7:44 AM, the balloon burst at 10:51 AM at 107,145 ft. and the camera landed via parachute at 11:40 AM, 89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight. The camera recorded a total of 4 hrs. & 22 min. of Hi-Def Video before it stopped recording 53 secs after landing, when its 32GB of memory was full. The only thing better would have been if the camera had recorded for several minutes more to captured the sound of us approaching and video of us opening its container."
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+8 10. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Insane dog

#5: Really? ;)
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+8 11. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

1:25 "I hate my life!" - No no, your mom just gave you your life back! So now you LOVE your life. Go out and play with some friends... Oh I forgot, all your friends are in front of at computer screen all day long
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+8 12. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video -ALARM- (short animation)

Good one.
"Absolut milk"...? Lol!

The mobile brand is "Mesai". Guess it is the Animation team...?
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+8 13. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Hawaii Chair

8 hours every day in that thing will make me the happiest guy on the planet!
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+8 14. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video jew's harp in Lithuania

Anyway. The video sucks

#10: It has nothings to do with Jews. The name is taken from the English “Jawsharp”. With time, the name has change to Jewsharpe...
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+7 15. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h

Woll: I don't get it...?
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+7 16. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Lucky train inspector

Well, I'm ready to call it fake.
First of all, it I really is a "train inspector" he would be INSIDE the train (or under it - as he maybe tries to, but I don't thing he is able to work THAT fast while the trains passes him).
If he is a "rail inspector", then he should have a guard.
In Denmark the rail-workers never work alone. And one of is always a guard - I guess it is the same in almost every country. It's stupidity not to have a guard anyway.
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+6 17. Zoooidberg commented 16 years ago on video Ice Scraping

Sweden? Norway? I'm from Denmark, and this looks pretty Danish! :)
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+6 18. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Bugs compilation

Stupid annoying laughter and sounds!!
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+6 19. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Paperclips

A magnetic field does not harm electronics (or your testicles). But "static electricity" can harm the hard drive e.g.
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+6 20. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank

And now he has a Scheuermann for the rest of his life...
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+6 21. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video To the edge of space in a spyplane

Awesome!! (not the Majors glasses though!)
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+6 22. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Hawaii Chair

Btw., 8 hours in that intestine-massage-thing will make you poop water for weeks!
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+5 23. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h

Arh, Dr. Zoidberg rules!! :)
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+5 24. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video There's no cure for 'stupid'

Look at the dude at the end that tries to find someone to hold his beer before helping, lol! Maybe the people in the BMW have a ... rather big ... bill in sight - but he wont risk spilling the beer!
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+5 25. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Horrible plane crash

Do these kinds of videos belong on this "fun-page"...?
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+5 26. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Horrible plane crash

#2
Arh, got a point ;)
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+5 27. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Aerobics Fail

Sounds kind a "loose" :S
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+5 28. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Heidi Klum as a pizza girl

The black guy is cool! It's great with happy people :P
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+5 29. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Pizza box of the future

I though they would eat the box for dessert - that would save the environment!
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+4 30. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Door prank

#9 se her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS-K-eIAaUY
It's says "Dänemark" down to the right...
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+4 31. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Brazilian Toyota commercial

Who would have guessed…?
A commercial on SNOTR
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+4 32. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Engine failure

#16 That’s 360 videos a day - Dude, get a girlfriend instead :)
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+4 33. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Where shooting stars come from

Ow yup :) Just like the "Boeing bombs" for the movie Joe Dirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtm8w3o63AA :*
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+4 34. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Weird Water Experiment!

The intense heat-chock creates a membrane (of steam) that keeps the water liquid.
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+3 35. Zoooidberg commented 16 years ago on video Deep sea footage

God is GREAT!
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+3 36. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Wingsuit BASE jumping in Baffin Island

#5: They strat at 5 feet, then 15, 30 and so on :D
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+3 37. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video New Apple Macbook Wheel

LOL $9960 for the 40gb version
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+3 38. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Tree trimming helicopter

Ooops
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+3 39. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Painful and Funny Idiot Compilation

And 1:39 will be urinating blood for a month
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+3 40. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video 'Slap chop' rap mix

Good job mixing.
The "normal" version is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
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+3 41. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Floating water bridge trick

My wife wants to know the name of the music :) Can someone help?
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+3 42. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video John Cleese - How to Irritate People

#6: They both has black hair...??
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+3 43. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Marine Shoots Javelin Missile

Okay, big missile but the explosion looked like a something the children a playing with New years eve... And it said "pop". I wanted to hear KABOOOOOM and the mountain should crack open.
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+3 44. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Drunk Billy will be missed

#10 Lol :) "I didn’t do nothing”
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+2 45. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Funny videos compilation

:)
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+2 46. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Taking the dog out

#3
Really? I though is was the real deal :'(
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+2 47. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Fat woman helps cop

The pistol is not jammed – the safety is on! ;)
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+2 48. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Hammer fail

It maybe looks like it is his glasses the woman is picking up in the end – I think it is his teeth.
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+2 49. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Chester The Dog

This is what SNOTR is all about!
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+2 50. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Demolition of Skyscraper

Why just clone the building away in Photoshop? Faster and cheaper!
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+2 51. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Christopher Walken Spoken Word

So skilled
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+1 52. Zoooidberg commented 16 years ago on video The Matrix in 5 seconds

Congratulations tep1h.
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+1 53. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Wingsuit BASE jumping in Baffin Island

strat = start
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+1 54. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Insane battery hack

He says 12volt, but it says 6 volt on the battery...
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+1 55. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Mega fail

Lol my spine!!
What is the name of the remix?
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+1 56. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Door prank

It's a Danish commercial for something that I dont remember. But is great! :D
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+1 57. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Schizophrenic dog

That dog is dangerous!
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+1 58. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

Ooooops! My spelling was wrong. There's a little difference in the words "gays" and "guys".
So I rewrite my comment:
#6 don’t thing so... I wrote something about that it looks like a castle, and that I was told to never destroy a ant-hill and that these gUys were not told the same.
Why would that massage be erased? - Maybe because of the gay-word, I guess.
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+1 59. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Vomiting babies

0:34 Top nice! Like he says: "I don’t care! This is my opinion to all this"
0:43 and 0:47 - Its just keep coming and coming!!
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+1 60. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Violin Robot

Okay. Can't the thing just play an mp3??? Munch easier
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+1 61. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video SARCOS half human half robot

Too much Crysis playing...?
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+1 62. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Thirsty Cow

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+1 63. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Gigi D'Agostino played on church organ

#2: Hard to tell. The echo in the church is not making it easier. He is also using the foot-keys, so that's why some of the visible keys are moving.
I can't hear the song though. What is the name?
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0 64. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Close call

#4 Maybe waiting for the "rotate call"...
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0 65. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Close call

#8: As I said: The "rotate call"
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0 66. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Cat faceplants

And even sloooower...? The cat is nok landing from a planed jump though.
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0 67. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Mud slide in Afghanistan

Anyone knows what language they are talking? :D
æøå
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0 68. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video The Sling Shot Man

Cool skills :)
Anyone knows what the dog is doing i this video at 3.56?
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0 69. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Other side of sports

The gays at 1.15, 1.43 is a pro!... And now I'm bored so I stopped watching..
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0 70. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

#6 don’t thing so... I wrote something about that it looks like a castle, and that I was told to never destroy a ant-hill and that these gays were not told the same.
Why would that massage be erased?
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0 71. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Afraid of little spiders ?

Soooo many happy people on this page.
"Hi, somebody road a comment, lets tell him how stupid he is!!"
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0 72. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Amazing accidents

#4: Ang commercials!
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0 73. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Duck and Cover

Shouldn’t the turtle be a duck instead??
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0 74. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video TopGear - Ferrari FXX

Yup #4, #8. Here is the clip from season 13, episode 2 (wind forward to 6:46):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGt4vVoILbc
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0 75. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video How to convert a porn movie

Ceasedx: This is the way the SNOTR society is! They hate each other I guess (just like in the big cities). Instead of see each other as a team player (who takes the time to write a comment), they see other people on this side as enemies.
I just voted you "thumbs up" on both comments :)
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0 76. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice

#8: MiNo, retard...? Who? You?
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-1 77. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Pierce Brosnan pranked on set

Beeep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep beep beep beeeep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeep.... His tongue is burning I think.
Btw listen at 0.42 to the schoolgirl giggles :)
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-1 78. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Airplane landing

Yep, I do :)
This is an exemple of a good pilot!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9zXweJ4O3s&mode=related&search=
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-1 79. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video The apology

#7: Exactly :(
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-1 80. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Train horn blasts

#(removed comment) LoL, yeah, I need to loose a few pounds :)
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-1 81. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka

I guess that the one who build these crappy shelves were VERY high on vodka!
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-1 82. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Goose attacks guy in kayak

He is not attracted - he's HUMPED!
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-2 83. Zoooidberg commented 16 years ago on video Ivan Sutherland's sketchpad

Even though it’s amazing, what’s the purpose...?
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-2 84. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Airplane landing

#13:
Pilots don’t bother me at all, its people that things that pilots are flawless and never make mistakes that is a bit enjoying. Have a look around the web. Almost no matter what the pilots are doing, people just praise them. I’m I wrong…? No… I have never said that they are bad to do their job. And sometimes they really do a great job. But seriously, they also screw up sometimes. That’s the only thing that I’m trying to teach you – and this landing looks like my first in the simulator. Better luck next time to crab the plane down in side winds landings.
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-2 85. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Airplane landing

Thing = think... ops
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-2 86. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Funny Cats

0:58 over and over again! :D
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-2 87. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Afraid of little spiders ?

It you want to have a bad day, then just read all the angry comments on this page. People, we are not all enemies - some of you might think so.
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-2 88. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Train horn blasts

Stupid and lame? No way! You are just jealous :)
As a train myself I know how funny it is to give some peolpe i little puff with the typhoon :)
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-2 89. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Balloon space flight

Ups sorry. The page lagged :'(
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-2 90. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Paintball Art

Is the last 3 shots a zit??
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-2 91. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Skeet shooting jumbo style

Dry Dreams...
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-3 92. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Door prank

f**k? Butter...?
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-3 93. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Rally crash - idiots fans

#1 Because they were out of tyres…
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-3 94. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Human Touch

So that’s why all things from Japan are so cheap. I thought it was loaded with electronics...
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-3 95. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Aicraft accidents

Aw. Looks bad :S
What will happen if a jetfighter pilot ejects upside down during a low pass...?
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-3 96. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Panda Bears

Just as extremely boring as the "Incredible butterfly knife skill" and "Bare Bears". Come on SNOTR! You can do better than this crap!
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-3 97. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Mystery Guest

#9, LOL! Before I read your name, I guessed your are British. You got you own kind of humour there ;-)
Have a looooooong laugh about this video then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8QRBYeI1U :D

"Ignorant and stupid"...? :*
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-4 98. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Sleepy cat

I think it's fake. Muhahahah!
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-4 99. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Aicraft accidents

#5 What do you think...?
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-4 100. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Mystery Guest

Agree 1, 2 and 3.
Too long and too boring. I stopped watching after 45sec. I don't care about TV-shows that I never have heard of.
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-4 101. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Buttered shower floor

#5: You rock! :D
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-5 102. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice

I still can't see why you shouldn't play with dry ice? It looks fun!
It hurts to live, so why don't just have some fun with it?
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-6 103. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Close call

And yas, I CANT stand "first posters". Sorry.
Guess the pilot sad "ops, oooooh oooops" a couple of times
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-6 104. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Airplane landing

Because pilots CAN'T make mistakes. I'm so tired of the never ending praise to pilots. They are just people like you and me...
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-6 105. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video The apology

Okay it has to STOP! Stop posting all these boring commercials!
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-6 106. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Blonde climbing an escalator

Angry people on SNOTR! "The only thing I can do is to vote others comments "thumbs down" - and now I have to go back to my job on the "somersault-factory""
What’s wrong with comments #1 and #2? Pull yourself together!
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-6 107. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Bears on slide

Why is #2 voted thumbs down?? I could understand it if he said "You are all donkey-holes!" Com' on!
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-8 108. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Drifting In Zimbabwe

#2: Arh, I was too slow, you beat me ;-)
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-8 109. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Drifting In Zimbabwe

Weird, the admins deleted my post.
Well, post it again then:
#(removed comment) Icy road in Zimbabwe? LOL
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-9 110. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Balloon space flight

#6 "89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight" (from the webpage in the description of this video).

"The balloon and camera were launched at 7:44 AM, the balloon burst at 10:51 AM at 107,145 ft. and the camera landed via parachute at 11:40 AM, 89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight. The camera recorded a total of 4 hrs. & 22 min. of Hi-Def Video before it stopped recording 53 secs after landing, when its 32GB of memory was full. The only thing better would have been if the camera had recorded for several minutes more to captured the sound of us approaching and video of us opening its container."
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-10 111. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video iGun Traffic Rampage

Two words for him: "Anger management".
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-12 113. Zoooidberg commented 14 years ago on video Make an invisible bottle!

#5 - How...? They are still jingling... Ding dong...
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-15 115. Zoooidberg commented 15 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee

Hehe but can se play anything else...? This might be the only melody she has ever played ;)