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+4 1. andreas0816 commented 4 years ago on video Tesla Autopilot is better than you think! Here's why.

I am impressed, but the main problem remains: If the system does NOT understand something, it relies on the driver to do the right thing. Which won't work, because you have not being paying attention, because it is too boring. Result: Accident.
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0 2. andreas0816 commented 4 years ago on video Covid-19? Burn!

The other option is, that SHE is a bitch:)
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0 3. andreas0816 commented 4 years ago on video Is Coronavirus really "just like the flu"? (April 2 update)

#3 : If you see signs everywhere, please go to a doctor.
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+3 4. andreas0816 commented 4 years ago on video Engel von Rammstein

Intesterestingly this is originally a more or less Hard Rock Song, with very dark undertones. Here is the original video by them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2rQzv8OWEY
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0 5. andreas0816 commented 4 years ago on video What's going on here?

An agricultural idiot, protesting about something by ruining a street for everybody?
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+2 6. andreas0816 commented 6 years ago on video Best friend for girls and men

hmmmm. and if the dog had worked that out even more dog style, by picking up the girl by the neck instead of the shirt.....we might have a seriously injured little girl.
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+2 7. andreas0816 commented 6 years ago on video SATISFYING DOMINO SCREENLINK! (36,000 DOMINOES)

Domino day 2009 in the Netherlands....4.400.000 Dominoes.......there are a lot of people crazy about dominoes :)
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+2 8. andreas0816 commented 6 years ago on video A House Painter in L.A. talks about Illegal Immigration and its impact.

I ( from germany) do agree:... there is more and more of that crap, on a site that is supposed to be funny, and not meant for "trumping" "alternative facts" all over the world.
Having someone like Austin around who is argumenting against it, instead of just ignoring it...makes me hopeful. A bit. At least.
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+1 9. andreas0816 commented 6 years ago on video 10 Things Americans Do That Confuse The Rest Of The World!

Half of it is bullshit. For example travelling by train or using passports throughout Europe:)
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+6 10. andreas0816 commented 7 years ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow

#2 I think they are from Switzerland, at least one of them.
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0 11. andreas0816 commented 7 years ago on video Babysitting dog never had to be taught how to love baby

#8 You are right. And people tend to forget that yes, in this special case, it might have worked out. But that is NOT standard. We have dogs ourselves, and yes we can take a ball away from our male. But I wouldn't want any child to try it.
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0 12. andreas0816 commented 8 years ago on video Dog Whisperer: Showdown with Holly

#11 Cesars Way is a heap of very old fashioned bullshit for people who are to lazy to train their dogs properly.

In the case shown here: Just let the dog work for every bit of food, instead of feeding him in a bowl. Problem finished. No need to subdue him. No need for "special techniques".
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+1 13. andreas0816 commented 8 years ago on video Dog Whisperer: Showdown with Holly

His methods are always 50 years back in time....
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+4 14. andreas0816 commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Germany

#9 It is definitely NO bavarian dialect. Sounds like North Brandenburg to me.
No Bavarian would ever say "Alter Verwalter" in that tone, that's slang from the Berlin area.
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-8 15. andreas0816 commented 9 years ago on video Yum yum

So they give a Wiener to a plant eating animal and wonder about the reaction? Great.
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0 16. andreas0816 commented 9 years ago on video Sick Euro Truck Simulator Setup

I must admit, I am not sharing #6 general point of view, but I was expecting something like a "zombie war" setup, or "run-over-all-cyclists" setup, when I read it should be sick:)
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+1 17. andreas0816 commented 9 years ago on video Which Caliber Can Bust Open a Lock?

It's a bit like mythbusters, first we take a story then we do it completely wrong, by using another lock, other weapons and firing in the wrong direction.
So he is just trigger happy.
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+8 18. andreas0816 commented 9 years ago on video Crunchingly hard hits on the gridiron

Silly old me, and I always thought, clever tactics, impressive runs and nearly impossible pass receptions where, "what football is all about", and not people getting hurt.
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+2 19. andreas0816 commented 9 years ago on video August 24, 79 BC Pompeii - Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius

Actually it was 79 AD not BC. In 62 AD there were severe eathquakes which damaged Herculaneum and Pompeji. They were most probably caused by Vesuv, too.
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+1 20. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Fail Compilation November December 2014 || TNL

Watching people die or getting seriously injured is not funny.
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+3 21. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Baby tries to get bone from Golden Retriever

#4 Agreed, extremely stupid parents.
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-2 22. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video People asked simple questions

Interestingly the girls at the start are the exact same from this video: http://www.snotr.com/video/3677
So maybe they are just actors. in both videos.....
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+2 23. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Fastest street legal car in the world

The Bugatti Veyron has a top Speed of 431 km/h which is 267.81 mph so thhis heap of junk can't be the fastest street legal car. :)
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+21 24. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Just how tough is Security Glass?

In the last test the guy is hitting the glass"all over the place", while in the previous ones he was concentratimg on hitting always the same spot.
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+1 25. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Hey Pass Me A Beer

I think it's fake, there is no beer in the USA. >:)
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+1 26. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Lukla Airport (Nepal)

#4 They have to land at the start of the strip, there is no aborting a landing at Lukla. Behind the airport is a mountain, no place to turn.....
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+1 27. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Concerned Rescue Swimmer Dog

Nothing to do with "love". The dog is trying to keep his pack together. And the dog (in this case) thinks of itself as boss. Not the best state of affairs.
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+11 28. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video Moment of Impact

#8 if you think this were over 10 car lengths, then you should get your eyes checked and maybe give YOUR license back...
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-1 29. andreas0816 commented 10 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?

The dogs were not aggressive at the start, they were just barking and interested, and the guy started being aggressive to them.
BUT I agree to #13, no-one should be put through that and they should be kept away from the road.
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0 31. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Here I Am

#12 Maybe. That is one way to look at it. A silly way, but a way.......
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0 32. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Here I Am

#1 just read about three strikes law. That's tha way to get a life sentence even for low level crimes...
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-1 33. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Boxer giving Baby Kisses

#8 You have got your opinion, I ve got mine;) Considering any kind of dog as
family pet without regard to it's individual character is nonsense.
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-3 34. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Boxer giving Baby Kisses

#6 I have got 2 dogs. But you should maybe learn a bit about dogs body language.....
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-5 35. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Boxer giving Baby Kisses

Stupid. The dog is seeing the Kid as some kind of toy. Next they are wondering, why the kid got bitten.
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0 36. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video How to make way for a firetruck

The hard shoulder is for breakdowns. In a lot of places it is not very wide, so if a lorry is driving a bit to far to the right, it might be blocked.
Cars are easier to maneuver, thats why the emergency lane is usually between left and right(two lanes) or between left hand and middle lane (three lanes)
Nothing unusual about it.

Another reason: the hard shoulder is often blocked by cars having a breakdown.
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+1 37. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video WACO explosion video

Far more interesting for me: Why on earth does anyone stop and film a fire at all?
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-3 38. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Fail Compilation March 2013 || TNL

#4 A Better place? Because people would stop laughing about other people injuring themselves?
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+4 39. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Outboard engine experts

The guy in the back of the boat was using something like Starting Fluid.
This is highly flammable. And he was overdoing it.

Lokk here : http://www.amazon.com/Prestone-AS237-Premium-Starting-Fluid/dp/B001Q4DX9E/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&qid=1365201089&sr=8-19&keywords=engine+start+spray
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-9 40. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Incredible overtake at bathurst Lotus trophy

If it is a Lotus Trophy, the most incredible thing is, that the cars stand more than one lap :) Has't Top Gear told us all how notoriously unreliable British sports cars are ? :)
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+2 41. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Dogs breaking up 2 cats fighting

Usually it is the fenale alpha dog, breaking up fights in their social group.
By the way: The dogs are far too fat :)
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+8 42. andreas0816 commented 11 years ago on video Cat asking for food

Yep #1, the cat trained it's personal human very well....
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-4 43. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Smartguy Cameraman Gets Tased

#34 so he deserves being tased (which is a potentially lethal attack, regardless what the people from the tase company do say) for having a different opinion? If he was a threat: why not call the police and have him arrested?
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0 44. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Smartguy Cameraman Gets Tased

Tasing people without any reason at all. And everyone likes it?
You are really weird.
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0 45. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Insane drive harasses cyclists

Reading racist rubbish from a moderator astonishes me.
That he gets a +20 for that astonishes me even more. Silly idiots obviously never die out.
For the vid: Even if the cyclist did something stupid before the harassment started, that is no reason for anything.
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+2 46. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Shocking Footage of a hit and run driver - chased and caught

#12 Wreckless? I can't really believe that :)
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-1 47. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Australia's Got Talent 2011 - Freddy Mercury

No match for Freddy, he even hasn't got Freddies rabbit teeth :)
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+1 48. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video $10,000 Car That Runs On Air

#12 Storing electric energy in batteries is a far bigger loss of energy than using it directly to produce compressed air. And, as already stated, you don't need big fat batteries and spare the weight.
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+6 49. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video $10,000 Car That Runs On Air

#9 If you use electricity to drive the car, you have to carry heavy batteries around.
And: There are not enough raw materials to build enough batteries for all cars in the world.
So this is a great idea in fact.
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-1 50. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Meet the Autobahn - The german Highway

#26 that is not correct. Use The A 31 from Oberhausen to Leer for example.
There you might do tops for 200 km in a row, if there are no roadworks.
There are other, similiar motorways.

The A1 from Bremen to Hamburg is a special case. The complete motorway is rebuild, while still in use. That takes time.
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+3 51. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video The Most Annoyingly Cute Thing Ever

In fact that dog is heavily stressed, and he is doing it all wrong.
He is petting his dog, thinking: That'll calm him down.
But that is wrong, in fact he is rewarding the dog for whining.
So he keeps on going.....
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0 52. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Christmas tree slingshot-crossbow

I'm always astonished that the english of my fellow countrymen is so bad :)
It is quite easy to determine that he's german from his accent( and the way he builds his sentences) :)
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+8 53. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video So papa, how do you like the iPad we got you?

#1 it is from a german comedy show, so it shows nothing but some humour.....
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+2 54. andreas0816 commented 12 years ago on video Fail compilation - January 2012

Watching people dying like at 3:11 is absolutely no fun.
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+32 55. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Huge chunks of ice fall from TV Tower

Normal problem with hight towers.
But what idiot put the parking lot right below the tower?
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+27 56. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Demolition man

Looks like a normal silo to me?
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0 57. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video The Best Gun Fail Accidents - 2011

I found the music not so fitting, should be a lot darker, slower and a lot more tristesse, for people, which, in many of the shown cases, by pure luck, did not kill someone. In (at least)two cases it did.
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+1 58. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video This wedding proposal puts all others to shame

I'd say no if the guy is more interested in filming me, than my answer......
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+14 59. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Guy Makes Crazy Dive Off Hotel Roof

Yep and a lot of people die trying that kind of shit.
Thats not balls thats outright stupid.
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-2 60. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation 4

They are all drunk?
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0 61. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Schwerer Gustav 800mm 1942

Another senseless german weapon. And I am allowed to say that, cause I am german :)
The Nazis had some kind of size problem.... Building such a monster...stupid.
The Allies would have used the engineering time and material to build some easy-to-repair and exchangable thing like the Sherman tanks.
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+32 62. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Too drunk to take the dog for a walk!

Please remember never, ever help people, just film them while they are trying to kill themselves.......
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+1 63. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Pinky and the Brain prove why old cartoons are better.

#24 you are far too old :)
Roadrunner and Tom & Jerry :)
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+1 64. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video How to remove snow from your roof!

oh my, if I am not completely wrong that was a scottish accent.......which makes calling it a brit accent quite dangerous :)
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+1 65. andreas0816 commented 13 years ago on video Get off the brakes

As always I am fascinated, that people film situations like that for quite a long time without doing something about it.
Some sand or gravel on the road would be a major help .....
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+10 66. andreas0816 commented 14 years ago on video A Normal day 3

It took them quite a lot of time :) there was a "making of" in german TV. For example the last one : throwing the packet of cigarettes and kicking it into the dustbin, took more than 400 tries.
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0 67. andreas0816 commented 14 years ago on video Fire Breathing Gone Wrong

Thank you #21 that' s exactly my thought.
#8 : Actually I do firebreathing. You never use liquids which combust just because being near a flame. But you could use a lot of other things, Some do it with flour, some use spores, or a range specially produced liquids.

If you try to use alcohol, or even worse, gasoline, you will just get burned.
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-2 68. andreas0816 commented 14 years ago on video Fire Breathing Gone Wrong

And the darwin award goes too-.....oh my he didn't kill himself, so he lost.
Using something easily inflammable for firebreathing is veeery stupid...
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-2 69. andreas0816 commented 14 years ago on video Water & Light show in Wolfsburg, germany

No prob, there are far more videos to be found throughout the web, I just picked one with a better audio and video quality :)
They do that in the "Car city" in Wolfsburg every year in August. They change shows every week during that period. Entry is free after 18:00 :)
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+21 70. andreas0816 commented 14 years ago on video Impressive hammer tricks

Actually, one german tv show tried it, and failed. Afterwards,
they found the guys who made the film, and it was for an advertisement and IS a fake, even if it is a well made one.
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-7 71. andreas0816 commented 15 years ago on video Stupid Criminals

I don't like the Bait idea either.
Not because these women have been "cheated" into stealing a car.
I just think the police has enough crimes to solve without generating new ones...
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+33 72. andreas0816 commented 15 years ago on video Deer Jumps Into Lion Enclosure

Oh no, oh no, Lions are wild animals, predators even, why do they all scream like that? They could have seen some real wildlife for once :)

Nice vid.
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-1 73. andreas0816 commented 16 years ago on video Motorcyclist and sheep

Could be Scotland. But everyone knows there are free romaing sheep in parts of the country. And i agree, maybe the "Slow" signs DO have a purpose? :)