My driving instructor taught me to look for motorbikes at junctions. Most car drivers simply look for cars at junctions, motorcycles are too small and often too fast be easily seen. Looking for a motorbike takes that extra attention and sensibility, needed to avoid similar situations.
#thinkBike

I love how snotr mixes quantum physics and farts...

Go home deer, you're drunk.

Colin Greenwood bungee jumps!

It gave me goosebumps...

Gotta love how the human IQ drops in the summer...

"What sorcery is this?"

I still don't get how a simple needle riding through a carving in a vynil slice can produce such complex sounds...

But i also dont get how a magnet can reproduce sounds either....

I call it magic.

I'd try this... but i don't trust my sugar levels.
They tend to get unstable above 20meters.

THIS IS SNOTR!!

"trust me, I'm an engineer."

#1 why?

why are people compeled to OWN everything they like?

you can't OWN wild animals. they're beautiful in they're natural environment.

where they belong.

if you really love them go see them there.

...but yeah, I also want one...

"if you think about running and all that i promise you you're not ganna make it, i'm a lot faster than you think."

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

Bert & Ernie fans know how its done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUusX1Js6R0

FISHY FISHY FISHY!

Tony Hawk's cousin.

When every one else curses, the french go: UH LA LA!!

So gay...

00:01 ASIMO HAS TO POOP!

IMPOSSIBRU!!

CUTENESS:
IT'S OVER 9.000!!!

A long fuse is all you need to make a thriller.

1:47 I CAN'T SEE ISHT!!

"The Doors of Perception" woould be a much better title to this.

sGAYtboarding FTW!

Gracious moves.

That's that guys, you don't get to choose.
They choose you.

True story bros.

Some pieces change color and some other vanish for no reason...

Hate to be the one to say it, but: I CALL IT A FAKE!

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

Great story, but i didn't actually like the singing...
Sorry mate, I respect you, so, I can't condescend on you.

Intriguing animal...
I guess the only reason they havent gone extinct is because no predator is willing to chase something this slow...

the smell must be terrible in there...

There's a portuguese string 4tet who has an entire album of Nirvana covers.
They're called CORVOS(CROWS).

Check it if u like this sort of blasphemy...

Talking about blasphemy:
#2 Saddest idea ever. But i think (and fear) it's already been done...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ALL YOUR EXISTENCE IS QUESTIONED...


or

"IS THIS REAL LIIIFE?"

HOw is it a problem?

We shat in the woods for milleniums...

The problems began when we invented the toilet, and plumbing and suddenly all the shit gathered at the same place...

Just poop in the woods!

NONE of the featured incidents happened in the kitchen.

Be safe.

Be IN THE KITCHEN!

Only rohypnol is more effective if you dont want pussy to run away from you...

giggidy!

9:00 is clearly a WIN!

FOREVER ALONE GUY?

Planking 2.0

TERRORISTS WIN!

People think of forgiveness as a weakness.
Bbut living the rest of her life in anger would be way more destructive and disabling than letting go.

Forgiving is moving on.

When holding on to pain an anger takes you nowhere, it's just the right move.

YOU GO GIRL!

WITH A KNIFE?
I would have never thought of that...

"A Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do"

"I carried them for (9x4) 36 months, now YOU CARRY THEM!"

The hand eye coordination wasnt always the best but I can't question his will power...

Still, we already have machines to do that.

I'm hearing the voice in Command&Conquer saying:

"SILOS, NEEDED!"

That's cruel man...it took a long time to store those.
That's rude.

#6 that's not really the problem. water keeps flowing.
it wont flow as much as it used to untill the dam is full, but once its full the flow is "normal", it is a slow process, the just dont stop the stream until it becomes full.
the biggest problems are created upstream by the excess of water which destroys/changes habitats, and it also becomes impossible for fish to swim upstream to breed.

#12 we'd have to change the title to "TRY to look at her face..."

I thought i'd overcome the mesmerizing effect of boobies with time...

It gets worse...every day.

I often watch videos on Snotr and copy the URL to post them on Snotr...

Love the dramatic density in this.
Give them an OSCAR.

Loved it.

I laughed.

HARD.

WHORES:
They steal your lemons.

His accent kills me...

Too bad Ryan Dunn didn't have one of these....

#2 & #4 what do you think DOG food is made of?

and say:

People are Dumb, period.

#5 I have to agree with #4, some people shouldn't sing fado.

That's not the best example to portrait Fado and Portuguese guitar sound.

It is in fact a bit ridiculous...

Carlos Paredes, he's the one you guys should listen to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6umgftdxYI

Look him up in youtube.

Slash is a noob next to this man.

#9 Indeed!

Where do I apply??

Boring...yet mesmerizing!

"Yeah. Newton was right."

I do that all the time...no one ever claps...

...LIKE A BOSS!

SLO-MO is the new porn!

I can't believe no one asked: DID HE DIE?

#31 YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR EYES TESTED!

Is that a CLIT with a PENIS on it's forehead???

JAPAN always on the virge of progress...

MOther nature doesn't aprove that bond.

It's not shadows... it's the smoke thing from LOST!

...and the Vietnam veterans go wild!

"GET MY RIFLE, THEY'RE HEEERE!!"

"I didnt pay 100 bucks to see it blow that far away, I want to have a close look at it!"

And so he did...

It'll look great in the new 007 beggining sequence...

#12 where can you look at the instruments without the screen?

a blindfolded pilot wouldnt land that plane...

MEOW! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

I wish I had boobs... my water bill would be EPIC!

He might not kick, but he sure can flip!

Great vid.

#6 I'm into saddistic humor, but that's just lame...

OMG! She's all wet...

#18 dont underestimate the talent on those broads!

#7 I'd be like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzO-xdtHknc

Motionless dance... a happy thought for when i'm bored!

Thank you, JOn Lajoie.

COSY TRAIN!

#1 Regular poker rules: A PAIR OF BALLS BEATS EVERYTHING!

#11 you should upload that one!

and others like those. thumbs up!

#27 Any odd different from zero is POSSIBLE! Simple math.
The number of fails and the time involved might be superior to your life span, but if there IS AN ODD, THE POSSIBILITY IS REAL!

And if there was an intelligent lifeform behind protein and ultimately human creation...where did thet inteligent lifeform came from?

God is the mathematical equivalent to X. When I come to a variable I can't sort out, I put God there, but only temporarily...'till I reach a new X.

The truth is a neverending matryoshka!

Creationists just gave up trying to find it... and they just might be right, it's probably a big waste of time, because good old MR.X will always be there.

To all creationists:

Ok, let's say i believe your story.

Who created God then?

...NEEDS MORE COWBELL!

2:27 GAY SQUAD?? uuuhh scary!

PUBLICITY IN SNOTR?...ok.

how many projections like this have already been posted?

can't see the point... but ok.

YOU OWE ME 43 SECONDS!

#7 TED Talks: Real nice worth watching videos... apparently not good enough for SNOTR.

Unfortunately.

Pretty strong, uh?

I was going to compliment her brain, but then again...it's Def Leppard...

ASSASSINS CREED!

KARMIC JUSTICE
Faster than you think...

WHO IS SHE? Something like this should come with credits...

Woow... if any of these people we're making eye contact this wouldn't happen so easily...

Why is eye contact so awkward, anyway?

"People are strange..."

#16 Liquor smuggling mafias were also a problem and people died back then...

It all ended with legalization. No more innocent victims.

Pot could save the economy...
New business opportunities!
New jobs...
Farming becoming profitable again!...

0:04
0:47

2 words: CHUCK NORRIS!

Sorry I can't help it:

That is one horny MOTHERf"$%&r!!

literally...

and also, how come the letters M.I.L.F. haven't yet popped up in the comments...?

hunting with other boats & people in the line of fire...that's smart...

2:52 you don't have to be a scientist to realize that...

What does it seem like??

NO HAPPY ENDING FOR HIM!

What's wrong with working in a dull office on a rainy day?

Someone's got to do it...

What's the worst that can happen?
It's not like he's going to break his back...

#8 The people who dont see the point are actual surfers...but ok.

That's nothing like surf...you can do that with rollerblades, bmx, walking, crawling...that's just going forward over some tarp while some guy is pulling a tarp over your head making it ""look"" like a wave.
My grandmother can walk through a blue tarp over my skate.

When they remove their balls, do they get to keep them in a jar?

He might be a good violin player but he sucks at Mario.

Level 2? C'mon....

These guys have way too much free time...

FULL BODY PLANT aka THEE PLANT!

People are takin' Darwin Awards too seriously...

4 is for newbies...
http://www.snotr.com/video/2219

I just can't decide wether I prefer when parkour goes right or wrong.

I guess you just can't go wrong with parkour videos...

3:00 David Coulthard came back...

They never fooled me...

I'd love to see one of these in the Olimpic Games!

I'd definitely buy their sex-tape...

1:08
FACEPALM:
You're doing it wr...err... right?!

GAY DOG!

there's a similar video with an indian guy touching the power lines on top of a train...different sounds though...

The bad always looks worst than that guy...
I saw it coming.

I once tried this...didn't work...got laughed at...
Got depressed...without wine to sooth the pain.

Sad, sad story.

Be sure to train stuff you watch on the internet before you put them to test in front of people.

DAMN, I'M DUMB!

SHE WON!

I remember seeing something similar in a bruce lee movie.
I just can't recall if it was a cat... anyone?

#4: "I POOOOO, IN BLUUUE!" is also great..

Gay faces are funnier in slow motion.

I remember this song from somewhere...not Jerry Lewis...
Was this used in some add? Looney Toons? Anyone?

#6 CROWD GOES AIRBORN ?! in bold...need more warning than this?

Great! Too bad we don't get this sort of videos very often...

I'm affraid Snotr might become just-another-fail-blog.

This is the sort of thing that makes not only funny, but interesting and stimulating.

Thumbs up for smart videos!

Wonderful wildlife and wonderful civilization

YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.

GOOSEBUMPS...

For all of you out there who have seen this hologram LIVE:

Why is it always a PIG?

I wonder if it works with other animals...

You can offer your teacher the convertible he always wanted!

A-Holes...

That could kill ALL the fish in that lake.

USE THE FORCE, LUKE.

CHEAP D.I.Y. VASECTOMY!

THERE
It's a dangerous place.

caption style

DISTURBING...

Such young minds, yet already, so full of shit...

Good God...

#6 Many of us are watching porn whern we're noT watching Snotr...

It might be faKE,but WE KNOW IT'S POSSIBLE!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! ! !

That pussy is a licker.
It's a Pussy-Licker.

English 101.

I expected the punchline after the AFRICA separator...

I found this video curious. I learned different methods and that there is a portuguese method missing in the video.

No kalashnikovs, no landmines, no napalm, no nukes... you pretty much missed all the good stuff!

War is stupid and dispensable, but we must not forget that it brought us here, to where we are now.
Comfortably sitting on the top of the food chain.

Our ability to hate is pretty much what defines our species.
All animals love.
Only one is able to hate.

Civilization is all about war.

We need a new enemy, in order to step up to next evolutionary level.

Aliens, come get some!!!

I think everyone is missing the REAL ISSUE here, which is PARANOIA.

We're all too scared about some muslim with a bomb...or some virus, or recession, or colesterol...

Fuck, we're all gonna die someday... fear is killing our joy, our peace...it's taking our lives away!

The problem is not some guy screaming BOMB! The problem is the mass media bombing us daily about the next big catastrophe... or armageddon or the apocalipse...

And I see no one telling them to shut up or that we should lock or beat them up... that's what concerns me.

WAKE UP!!

You people should stop complaining and upload your own videos...
If you don't contribute...you better shut up.
USER's MAKE SNOTR.
Now get to work, little video seaking ants.

SHAME ON YOU BEES!
You embarrass the male gender...
BEER is the answer!

Deadly iCKy!

NATURE:
IT'S A CRAZY BITCH.

It's obviously a midget. It's a medical condition called dwarfism. I think she is brazilian...I kind of understod: "Eu tou doidinha da cabeça" something like: i'm crazy in the head or i'm out of my mind...

I kind of "proud" when I see this sort of things happen...it proves that the are commited to their causes, and that they take their responsabilities seriously.
It sounds quite fake when it's all peaceful.
I'd feel safer if this happened in my country.

I would like to ear a feminist comment on this.

DAMN, I TOLD OU WOMAN!
Now say you're sorry and go make me a sandwich...

I DEMAND TAP BEER!

LEADIES AND GENTLEMAN:

Chewbaka, SHAVED!

#4 that would only explain the bulb spot change not the switch color change!
good theory though.

It's not just about balls, there's brains behind all this.

I would like to ask for a big round of @pplause for the guys whose calculations allow these madman to shine and standout.
And keep their skulls intact, last but not least.

His parents must be proud.

I wonder what he fills under PROFESSION in his IRS.

#(removed comment) tocou num assunto sensível?

"The Truth" is the one, first, original LIE.
Good values in it, but tons of bullshit in between.

I'm pretty shure is heartbeat was well over 265km/h.
Asshole.
Bikes aren't dangerous, people are.
265km/h in such narrow roads with poor visibility...do these guys ever stop to think?

I don't give a shit if he dies...but other people could be harmed.
Piece of shit.

"ÀGUA DO LUSO" yeah, that's Portugal, folks!

How can he get that sound from that small thingy in his hands?
There has got to be an amplifier somewhere...

I can't belive, my girlfriend wanted to watch SWEET NOVEMBER this weekend and I skipped!
Didn't knew it was this good...

AMIGAS4EVER!

KAWABUNGA!

that's silly!

Been there...

Monkey see, monkey do.
Monkey fast.

ATMOSPHERE 1 : 0 METEOR

THANK GOD!

Grotesque!
That's a one way ticket to HELL!

the title reminds of a different video...

YOU BETTER MAKE HIM A SANDWICH, BITCH!

Humans often forget that they ARE monkeys.

00:33 HE'S NOT CUTE!

it's all CRAP!

#9 it's called repost.
re-re-repost if you will.

Your father must be proud...

is it just a coincidence that it's Women Day?
that's what happens when you break while cornering, LADIES...

"I TOLD YOU"!

#3 they could tickle you to death!

I squashed one of those, once. You can actually feel it under your feet.

according to #10 's proverb:

DOn't take your eyes of your crawling babies in China.

dRUNK guys... if you can't walk, you're dead meat in china!

If you stand too much time time standing in the same place in CHINA, you may become lunch!

Also, tetraplegics DO NOT ENTER CHINA!

I'm scared of China!

Can it clean WOOD?

Now the terrorist know how to build these...WE'RE DOOMED!

what a fine working brain...

HE COULD DIE IF HE FELL DIFFERENT...

I'D CUT HER HAIR IN HER SLEEP!

BITCH!

#3 A+ on "How to annoy people"!

thank you!
now I have video proof...

EPIC!

btw, thank god for parkour...
the was was becoming dull.
thank you all, dumbasses!

The human race, now imune to natural selection...way to go..
Perhaps Hitler was right...

brain failures...LOL
it's always nice to listen to smart guys.
long, but not boring...

don't you people have cable?
i watch this sort of races everyday...but ok...
for those who have never seen it, i was also amazed the first time...

It keeps getting funnier and funnier...

THOSE BASTARDS! ehehe

CLUTCH issues:
many people have them...a lot more people enjoy them!

He is not a prankster, nor a drunk, nor a stoner...he is "mentally challenged"...
ok: he is retarded, if you will!
All the reporters know him, he shows up in front of cameras or behind reporters all the time, everytime he has the chance, that's his "thing"...
It has nothing to do with what Remi does...

He's the original photobomber in Portugal, in fact is name stands for photobomber in portuguese. Behold the mighty EMPLASTRO!
The reporter get him back at the end!

Funny at times...
It's always insulting when Portugal and Spain are portraited together...but ok, then again I also tend to think Estonia is part of the United Idiot Emirates.
BTW: Björk IS a dragon.

"look at my horse, my horse is amazing...."

it's fun the first time... then it get pretty lame...

#9 c'mon, don't complain...YOU WATCHED TWILIGHT, fgs! The second part...so I have to assume you watched the first part too...
Para isso temos os filmes do Oliveira...pelo menos são nossos!

FAKE!
The clouds scene (0:28) isn't slo-mo and 1:44 isn't racing, that's harvesting!

FACT: no matter how good your joke is, if you tell it in slow motion, with this background music, you can make people cry...

btw, 0:35 beautiful beautiful flag!

WINDY, UH?

IT'S KELSO!!

Reminds me of René Magritte's "La Reproduction Interdit".
NOt much science in it...he said it himself. You don't have to PhD to know that...
If you think of the reflex in the mirror as another person, you're dumb.
"MOmmy, the mirror won't shake my hand the right way!" BAD MIRROR, BAD!

Berlusconi will fire his scientific staff after watching this...

COOL!
I wish I started playing this young, I wouldn't still be making these retard faces I still do while playing...
Got to agree with #6.
#(removed comment) You're allowed to look like a retard untill you're like 12-13yo and still be cool, cute, whatever.
Your comment is much more retarded than any action going on in the video.
And you're not a kid anymore.
Are you jealous, I'm sure he can give you tabs, if you ask him...in a non-retarded-way.

sounds like "puta" (slang for prostitute) but it's not in portuguese accent, not even brazilian...sounds more like spanish, same meaning though.

Love the looney expression on her!

If you put two of these together they generate feedback.

I don't get the point of posting this video on snotr...

Isn't this a repost?
I saw this somewhere before...here, I guess!

Was that really necessary?
I thought cientists were smart people!

#(removed comment) any untrained bird could spot the irony in #1.

by the way: belo nick ó portuga!

the music in the begginning reminded me of 2girls 1cup!

I just felt smaller and smaller...

#3 I'd say global warming...