My poor Avs...

#1 - Jaded

I helmets

You guys, Buttermilk plays with HER friends. Get it straight.

I'd tap that hairy ass.

This is...way...too...cute.

That's a lot sexier than a man dressed as Spiderman.

All right, I love that guy. It gave me goosebumps.

Fuck you guys, it doesn't need to be that complicated. It's beautiful.

Fuck you #(removed comment). With a knife.

Funny, I can do that anytime. Because I have boobs.

0:20

I love when bicyclists biff it. And that's because I hate you.

#9 That's right. So step it up.

Holy fuck. This is disgusting.

Lily wasn't trying to save the drunk piece of shit, she was trying to save herself and was strapped to the boozed-up whore and couldn't get away. Lady deserves a good, swift kick to the liver.

Japanese men are hot. Just saying.

#14 If my hired identical hand twin is half that talented, I'm gonna murder her so she'll never upstage me.
This is awesome.

2:53 That's an ice cream cone with titties!

And this is why I hate people. Quit fucking up my woods.

I want my world to always be that colorful.

Jesus fucking christ. Back in my day (yesterday), we smoked pot.

What the shit?

....I'm drunk. Funny. Funny enough, anyway.

Love my Colorado boys.

People are wonderfully stupid.

It's sad that people are wowed by this.

Hey, thanks! The babies are so freakin' cute.

http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles
Watching this stream, I learned that baby eagles don't normally poop in their nests. They can't really walk yet, so they shuffle backwards on their wings to the edge of the nest and projectile shit out and over.
"Look, ma, it's raining!"

If cyclists want the right to ride down the middle of the fucking road, they should have to register their bikes just like we register cars.

I really like bears

They're fucking beautiful creatures.

He's more handsome than all of you. Just sayin'.

I feel ya, sloppymonk.

This is great. Thanks, Steve, that was real sweet of you. I can picture my parent's first interaction with a computer.

Jay- "It's on. IT'S ON! What do we do with it? This is...what's this?"
Pam- "Don't touch it! No! What's it doing? Don't touch it!"
Jay- "Honey, look at this."
Pam- "Don't touch it, Jay!"

Hehe, *Red, let's go with Little Red Riding Hood the Second.

15:39 I was hoping the answer would be, "Yes, of course. No Pants party." Anyway, neat video.

I don't care how it works, I need to have one.

2:00 Johnny Depp eyes.
Rock on, brotha.

#16
"...the art of a rotting cadaver."
Ah, nature's beautiful!

It's 80+ degrees in March in Colorado. This is what we have to look forward to this summer. Thanks, fire fighters, in advance for putting out our flames. Despite what Hillbilly the Great says, you're awesome and appreciated.

Goddamn, I love men who love dogs.

She must give great blow jobs.

Violins always give me chills. Very nice, dude.

Be my one and only, Mr. Molestache! Love it.

I laughed so hard at the condom. LOVE HIM!

Some firefighters here got in some trouble for playing "buttball". They'd throw a ball at some wind chimes and whoever missed had to wash the dishes with his pants down and a rubber ball stuck between his butt cheeks.

We have a lift truck at work to prune trees and I had a panic attack 30 feet in the air. This is a nightmare.

#13 I wish I could rate this as good over and over. What a piece of shit FatHorse is.

Was his mom Queen Cheerleader of the Universe? Holy feck.

0:21 Dragons zipping across the sky.

That's a clump of GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

I want some of those eggs. My boyfriend would scream like a little girl when they start hatching.

"It's cause you're walking around with a Sponge Bob hat on masturbating the nose while you're peein', alright?"

0:31

My preciousss.

3:22 Ugggghhh...I did this when I was a little girl, on a fence. IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!

Hah, I thought he was gonna pinch a finger off and I was preparing to puke.

Not having an electric (or automatic, what the fuck is that?) toothbrush. Heh heh, it's stashed under my bed. Take that, poor people! I'm jacking off while your teeth are falling out! Now I'm going to hell.

I could pitch my tent over there, next to that rock. No, the other one. And happily live out my days tripping my face off watching the sky. Nice.

Cirque du Soleil is calling, my friend.

Yowza, that gave me goose bumps.

Holy fuck, what a nightmare.

This is all the birth control I'll ever need.

Sorry, but stuff like this makes me SOOOO glad I don't have balls. Still hurts to get kicked in the snatch, though.

What a crazy scunt (yes, scunt - scabby cunt).

0:11 Sexiest drive-thru order ever. He sounds better acoustic in a car at night than all the popular shit the kids are listening to these days. Ramble, ramble!

This is fucking awful.

This is fucking awful.