#5 Sorry but http://talkingpointsmemo.com/images/mars-curiosity-rover-self-shot-lg.jpg

#5 All it takes is everyone realizing the world doesn't revolve around themselves. Unfortunately we're so brainwashed into greed and selfishness that such a simple thing as realizing we're all the same, all part of this one planet and changing our behaviour accordingly is an impossible task.

#10 #11 The boat won't necessarily make greater waves at greater speeds. If it starts planing, it'll actually produce much smaller waves.

In all likelihood it's a snowmobile some distance away.

#20 Well, according to sites like catsofaustralia.com and the forum of thecatsite.com Dawn soap is a good and gentle way to get rid of fleas. Seems it's even healthier than most flea-washes on the market.

Why oh why does he have to use that voice changer.

Surprised there was no F1 involved.

How does Coca-Cola have the nerve to make a commercial that's about love, friendship and family. Makes me sick to my stomach that such a multi-national monster of a corporation, epitomy of evil and oppression would dare to do something different for a commercial.

*takes a sip of coke*

The nerve!

#5 A fail that made the moment so much more memorable

Jyoti vs. Mandingo

Coming soon.

#4 I too like how he's suffering a potentially serious concussion and seems to have absolutely no idea what his body is doing.

#3 And I would love to see you go straight like a sled in the following turn.

Interesting choice of music there.

What a reckless idiot.

It's actually pretty refreshing to see a clip like this without any music on it.

#9 So basically what he did was an insane manoeuvre.

What a horribly predictable plot tbqh.

#5 Wrinkly indeed, as you can see at 0:43

Disgustingly wrinkly even

The second cop was great

Shouldn't this be in commercials?

I think the title being in all caps really fits this.

Yeah, don't like this type of editing either.

#8 A war rarely ends with merely the death of one man, no matter how high up the ladder he is. Just saying.

Also what do you think would happen if the US were to suddenly pull the plug on their current operations in Iraq and Afghanistan and leave the countries on their own? You can't possibly think they'd be better off with such a drastic action.

One thing's certain though: it's easy to give advice and blame people in the vid from your chair back home after everything's already happened.

The music's absolute rubbish

"Mom, is she a crazy person?"

#8 That was just my dick.

#1 I'm fairly sure snotr had a bunch of HD videos over a year ago. But yeah, long time no see.

#2 Copy pasting comments from youtube eh?

Seeing the cooked spiders actually made my mouth water which is surprising because I absolutely loathe all bugs, especially spiders

Old Spice guy's responses to people's tweets and facebook messages:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=484F058C3EAF7FA6

The Alyssa Milano clips especially are absolutely brilliant

#16 This has everything to do with taste and opinions. The guy posted another video and said it was much better, others voted him down probably because they disagreed. Simple as that.
You can argue that the other piece requires more skill but there's no need to start insulting people for liking it less than this one.

#14 And you seem to be ignorant to the fact that there are different tastes/opinions.

Giving yourself a handjob is ok but a blowjob is gay, huh?

#16 Doesn't take any special abilities to see that the scooter kids were overtaking the camera car where they shouldn't have. Idk, maybe they were forced to swerve into oncoming traffic, but with my own experiences with scooter drivers I'm not gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.

#9 And people without clean water to drink, but that doesn't stop you from taking your daily shower does it.

#10 Not all regions infested with mosquitoes have malaria. I've had my blood sucked by countless of mosquitoes during my life and have yet to contract any disease from them.
This video was filmed in Sweden where, like in any other part of Scandinavia, mosquitoes are quite harmless (unless you count the itch as harmful )

#6 Ok, bye!

#13 That implies he'd still be enjoying his life so there would really be no reason to feel sorry for him.

It'd be great if people uploaded more videos in which officers are friendly and doing their job as they're supposed to. Obviously they wouldn't get as many hits as any video about police brutality since for some reason negative news are more interesting than positive ones. Unfortunately it's also the shitty way of the world to share your negative experiences while only sharing the exceptionally positive ones and it's such a shame really.. it only serves to make everything seem so much worse than it really is.

Clarkson's right about Porsches: they're always trying to find a way to kill the driver

#11 Nah, it's way closer to the camera than the jet.

It's obvious it's not as easy as just scanning an object and printing it, but the printer itself is nonetheless a fantastic piece of work.

#5 Seems you missed the point of this clip.

#22 Exactly so. Mob violence is rarely, if ever, any good.

On another note videos like this always have a lot of comments with undeserved thumb ups imo

End of an era.

Uh, why exactly shouldn't they reproduce?

Good video though.

The original youtube video description says the wind speed was 8 to 12 knots so I'd say it really is an impressive aircraft.

#15 "Clearly overreacting"? I don't know how wealthy you are, but if it was my $800 TV that got broken I'd be just as devastated as they are.

Category: Russia

#3 Sure they're people in wet suits playing hockey in a frozen lake, but I wouldn't be so quick to call them stupid.

It's perfectly real guys.
Here's an interview of him with the jet if you're interested:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/sports/skiing-boarding/skis-plus-a-jetpack-equals-one-thrilling-ride-with-video

Anyone else get the feeling the guy was trying to sound as annoying as humanly possible?

Still, a cool video.

Good god it's hard to satisfy some of you. I'd love to know how many down votes this video got because people thought "it's fake and therefore sucks".

Gotta love Finnish - a language where every vowel is always pronounced as it's pronounced in the alphabet and where no such things as silent letters exist.

#6 Why not? The soundtrack in the LotR trilogy is superb.

She's a beautiful girl and not just on the outside.

Damn, these shuttles are just amazing pieces of equipment. I don't think I or anyone else here fully appreciate just how beautiful and magnificent they are. And yet they are old technology waiting to get replaced by an even more beautiful machine.

I love this clip. It's just great when people goof around with something and laugh their arses off doing it.

#9 figure of speech
n. pl. figures of speech
An expression that uses language in a nonliteral way, such as a metaphor or synecdoche, or in a structured or unusual way, such as anaphora or chiasmus, or that employs sounds, such as alliteration or assonance, to achieve a rhetorical effect.

It's great in these vids that it's usually one guy screaming hysterically and the other guy laughing hysterically at the first one

#10 What he means by the "power of 5000 suns" is that the energy concentrated on the focal point is 5000 times the energy of normal sunlight on the same spot.

#8 Why so grumpy?

#16 That kind of money? Cost: US $~800,000,000

#7 This was shown in Finland too when I was a kid.

Just imagine if this kind of lightning strike was filmed with a high speed camera

#4 There's a reason it's called the drumKat

#19 And the death had nothing to do with Wipeout other than the stroke happened on set.

So where are all the "how dare he hit women?!" people?

Not sure which is better: the video or 6 out of 7 comments being hidden because of bad ratings

#5 How is "How long does it take for the Earth to go around the Sun?" a trick question?

Can't help but feel astonished by the guys yelling at him for slapping a woman and then ganging up on him 10 to 1 and kicking him while he's down.

If someone slaps me, I'll sure as hell slap that person right back, regardless of sex.

He did indeed survive: http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/video%3A-i-675-crash-caught-on-tape

What the Romans noticed was that elephants are scared of pigs squealing. So what they would do when their city being sieged by war elephants is dangle pigs from the wall to scare the siege elephants.

5/11 comments related to whale sex. Now that's quite something.

Heh, if the ball had gone just a little bit faster it'd have bounced over the hole. Nice nice putt.

Loving the laughter

#9 and #10 you actually can't see much of Earth at 24 km, only to a distance of about 550 km where the horizon is when looking from the height of 24 km.
In this experiment they used fish-eye lenses in the cameras to get a wider field of view, but it also distorts the image creating the illusion of seeing the whole globe.

0:13 The slowest accident I've seen in a good while

#9 I'm not sure if I'd call one chick screaming and the other repeating the same line a conversation.

How is the rating only 7/10

Disappointing that he didn't do the fanfares at the end

Awaiting the rise of Skynet and inevitable robot apocalypse.

Aww man I'd have loved to see the look on her face.

#(removed comment) couldn't be more correct. The narrator in this video (and so many other NG or Discovery documentaries) is just immensely annoying.

So many others just watched the thief stealing and did or would've done nothing. Reminded me of Kick-Ass

Why can't the title and description of the video be changed to something better when they're obviously crappy?

#17 I'd say he's a retard for not wearing a helmet for a jump like this.

What the video doesn't show is that bear kicking the ass of the people laughing

Man I just love his voice. So calming and intriguing.

Dauntless, tbh the situation is clearly hopeless and accidents don't need a crowd of dozens of people who (can't) do nothing.

It was funny and prank-ish until the first storm footage. After that it just went downhill and fast

#18 It was decided by Michael's friends and legal team to pay the $22 million because they thought Michael's health had deteriorated too much for him to go through another several months of trial. The guy was in re-hab for drug abuse which started because of the stress caused by the accusations.

#21 Michael had vitiligo, meaning he had patches of skin all around his body where he was losing pigmentation, so he chose to depigment his whole body to get an even colour.



This video is a nice one. It really, really, really sucks how the media were all over him accusing him of who knows what when there was little or no proof to back up the claims. What goddamn greedy bastards we humans are, destroying someone's health and life for viewers/readers and money. It's all nice and cool how the media now are saying he's a legend and it's sad he's gone, but fuck, they could've said that while Michael was still alive.
He's as big of a legend now he was a week ago, the only difference is he's a legend we won't be enjoying live anymore. And it's a huge fucking shame. I would've loved to see one of his This Is It concerts live.

tl;dr of #15: we're killing them because we can. Which is pretty idiotic tbqh.

#17, the Honda in the post of #18 is the result of more effort and time.

Plus! We'll send you the Get A Grip justpayseparateshippingandhandling it's the assist handle that installs in seconds!

I love it how the hosts are clearly expecting for a proposal

MsZoomy's a moderator oh my gooooooooood

Poor dog's all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc&fmt=18

Man, I'd love to have one of those

The guy sounded like John Malkovich

Fake, but doesn't really matter as it's a commercial with a cool idea. Gave it a +

Gave a +1 to Wildsnake as a welcome gift. Then the plot thickened as I figured "My first post here" could mean he posted the first post in this video, which would make him a douche nozzle. I guess we'll never truly know if he was being an innocent newcomer or a first posting fine gentleman.

Anyway, good video

Looks pretty freaking sweet

We men are weak when it comes to pretty women smiling

Good god..

Silence you, the subs are awesome :colbert:

Indeed a classic and funny as always

The ending

Yeah, the music.. it's in my head now

Cool video though

My cheeks hurt

What the hell? Really, that's just..

Oh how well the rating system is working.

The last guy falling on his head is pretty funny

I love this dude

I knew someone would throw in the racist card. May I now present to you the dumb card?

Probably the best prank call I've heard

Holy sh...

#7 lol

Cat thought he/she was a squirrel

It seems like she's communicating with the man in the video she's watching

That woman's voice in the background is pretty annoying

Someone's got a lot of money

#23 nicely spotted. It's "fake" but I still laughed pretty loudly

A moment of silence for the lost ones

#5 agreed

Awesome dance moves

fake, I can see the wires

..wait what?

#15 As far as I know MsZoomy originally used monkey heads to rate the videos and then others started doing the same.

Also good video

Pretty sweet

Oh Seagal, watch what your hands are doing while you're running

Awesomely random shit

#2

I was positively amazed by the octopus

#8 "Who the ff is Derek?"

Sounds like Penn when he inhales the sulfur hexafluoride

Neatly keeping the inertia in their legs

Women don't fart. It was probably swamp gas or a weather balloon.

In my country everyone is like

Business is all about who has the bigger gun

The dude talks like he's shooting porn or something

STRATOS! Man that's the best chocolate I've ever tasted and the first and last time was six years ago in Norway

Naw, I'd say 2:21-2:56 has the best ones

Damn what a spider

Guess who's scared of aliens.. Chad!

GET DOWN!

GET DOWN AGAIN!

Pretty sweet skills

IIII ccrrriieeeed soooo bbaaaaaadd

Looks pretty damn sweet

#3 that's what I was thinking. A pretty damn strong current.

Cool catapult, would want one.

Really? Finnish?

#14 indeed

#2 indeed

This is the true Urban Ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9nVENReGBY

Looks goofy

The banana dude sounds like a huge fine gentleman.

Priceless

Whoa, some serious nutjobs. Skillful nutjobs.

Whhooaaa
Karma is a bitch.

Love it how the clerk helps the dog get over the desk

Whhoooaaaa

Aliquantulus, I know you know what he really meant with "Can I come to a moderator?"

Also whhhoooaaa what a fish

That was like... whhooaaaa

Whhoooaaaa

Whhoooaaaaa

Gotta love Bad Company

#10 nice catch there. It does look like it just disappears unlike the other cars after the train has passed the camera.

Sweet

Nationwide is on your side!