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2. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Japanese toilet training
oh...my...god.


3. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Bartender scams
in the UK we dont do all this tip-giving. what the hell is the point to a wage?
we only give tips when someone has been a very helpful individual- eg,a waitress in a busy restaurant- not for just DOING THEIR JOB LIKE THEY'RE MEANT TO.
we only give tips when someone has been a very helpful individual- eg,a waitress in a busy restaurant- not for just DOING THEIR JOB LIKE THEY'RE MEANT TO.


4. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video How to survive a zombie attack
some good advice, but i already knew most of that. common sense really innit?


5. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video How to unlock handcuffs
cody, sorry to break it to you but ive tried this on my dads handcuff (dont ask) and you can manage it both ways...the keyhole away and towards your body. even with your hands behind your back.


6. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video This is madness!
ranDOM. with a capital R....


7. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Hilarous Indian music clip - with subtitles
actually a cool little tune...


8. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Attack of the Beast Creatures
brilliant. nothing compared to today but would have been a work of genius in 1934. gremlins-style. dont knock it.


9. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Family Guy - Crank That
this song is WANK. why i clicked onto a video with it in the title is a fatal mistake i have no excuse for.


10. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video How not to exit a parking garage
i dont get it. if he opened that shutter thing anyway, what was the point of driving into it and getting half crushed at the same time...?
or: WHAT???
or: WHAT???


11. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"
HAHAAAAAAA- you guys have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR/IRONY/INTELLIGENCE!!!!!


12. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Worst Weight Throw Attempt Ever
i actually moved out of the way... good effect.
'are you dying man?'
he just got whammy-ed in the ballbags, give him a minute for a breather.
'are you dying man?'
he just got whammy-ed in the ballbags, give him a minute for a breather.


13. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Cat vs toilet paper
the toilet paper is pure evil and must be dealt with-by a cat- accordingly.


14. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Talking dogs
gota get the ones of the cats on here- HILarious!


15. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video WWF - money
lol... who let the wrestling people name themselves WWF... i thought thats why copyright and trademark existed..?
anyhoo- how is that video money-related? thats just the effect of us humans and our fuel-greed...as in, living/too many of us/no care for others/animals/the planet. wheres the money in that?
anyhoo- how is that video money-related? thats just the effect of us humans and our fuel-greed...as in, living/too many of us/no care for others/animals/the planet. wheres the money in that?


16. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Guys on motorcycles playing with police
what a cockend. complete ignorant loser. go do stunts like that where your only dangerous to yourself.
fuckin fast bike though.
fuckin fast bike though.


17. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Cut throat make-up - Video
wonder if the bruise on his right shoulder is real...???? lol
and when its almost finished, even halfway through, him prodding around in the 'wound' makes my skin crawl, like salt in a cut or nails on a blackboard...truly EUGH. nice!
and when its almost finished, even halfway through, him prodding around in the 'wound' makes my skin crawl, like salt in a cut or nails on a blackboard...truly EUGH. nice!


18. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Manualist plays "Sweet Child o' Mine"
cody- you have just developed a new way of communicating...


19. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video The Godfather in one minute
its a minute and a half...?
'remember how i said i wasnt joining the mob?' 'yeh' 'psych' HHAHAAAA... brilliant!
'remember how i said i wasnt joining the mob?' 'yeh' 'psych' HHAHAAAA... brilliant!


20. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Slip 'n Slide Extravaganza
THAT took you 7 whole days? i hope you were stoned...


21. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Cat fight on stools
haHAAAAA... i like the way the whitey one had some sort of mind-hold over the other one, all he had to do was place his paw on the tabby's head and BAM, complete control...
'til he fell off the stool. not a good look.
'til he fell off the stool. not a good look.


22. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Awsome optical illusion
i love doing this. not when drunk though.
anyone notice the lines boogie to the beat?
anyone notice the lines boogie to the beat?


23. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Spray paint art
ive seen this before...this is a new art form...quite a few street artists do it.
and its always planet/star-based...
and its always planet/star-based...


24. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Diet coke + mentos domino effect
cant wait to try this OUT


25. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Post-it notes waterfall
hear hear defenceman- hear fuckin hear.


26. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Right Place
OCD...gota love it. keeps the world tidy.


27. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video How tattoos are made
that is one shit tattooist... cant even colour in the lines or keep a neat line!! glad mine arnt that shabby...


28. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Driving Safely - Road Signs
this man is a comic genius. i want to meet him.
'watch out for dwarfs.'
hahaaaaa...seriously, i learnt alot from this video. i feel more prepared to drive on british roads now.
'watch out for dwarfs.'
hahaaaaa...seriously, i learnt alot from this video. i feel more prepared to drive on british roads now.


29. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Lockheed Martin P-791 Test Flight
that is one fat ass flying machine.


30. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Bud Light - Dude
i think the people who dont find it funny are american... you guys say '-dude' an awful lot.


31. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Worlds greatest dunker
how can you tell its the same bloke?


32. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Spiders on drugs
there have been real experiments like that, and they were interesting, just not as funny...


33. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Charice Pempengco at Star King
i wish the crowd would shut up so we can hear her the whole way through more clearly...


34. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Speeding tractor
maybe banned because of the flash...? duno...


35. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Bike skills
yeh, i cant use those embed codes either... try finding it on youtube...?
those skills are amazing, i cant even balance on one foot in the shower, let alone two wheels on a ROCK(?)
those skills are amazing, i cant even balance on one foot in the shower, let alone two wheels on a ROCK(?)


36. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video How to break up a cat fight
i love australia. i was BORN there. never knew the bracken fern thing though...cool beans.
cant use it in the uk . damnity.
cant use it in the uk . damnity.


37. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question
the only beef i have with any of this video is the people commenting on her national origin and her haircolour. those of whom who are saying these things- you are being racist. literally because you are being serious about your judgement. just because it isnt a skincolour or religion you are attacking, doesnt make your comments right or fair. you are just as ignorant sounding as your making out that girl to be.
fair enough, i have my reservations about the USA but mainly because i havent visited there yet and have not really experienced their culture (yes, the USA has culture too, its not totally filled with McDonalds i dont think) or way of life etc. i could give you loads of clichés here: dont judge a book by its cover being one of them.
america is HUGE. i have seen a globe (shocker, im blonde too) and europe is a similar size. so imagine trying to learn ALL the COUNTRIES and their capitals if you live over the pacific when your country is just as big. vice versa, america has endless state capitals and states themselves that i doubt any european would be able to name them all without missing a beat.
lay off it you guys. calm the fuck down. everythings equal. your not always right. we are- believe it or not- all human (ish) but this unfounded hate and fear of the unknown will be our downfall. mark my words.
also, some of you, i know this is the internet, new age and free speech and all that but seriously, think before you post.
fair enough, i have my reservations about the USA but mainly because i havent visited there yet and have not really experienced their culture (yes, the USA has culture too, its not totally filled with McDonalds i dont think) or way of life etc. i could give you loads of clichés here: dont judge a book by its cover being one of them.
america is HUGE. i have seen a globe (shocker, im blonde too) and europe is a similar size. so imagine trying to learn ALL the COUNTRIES and their capitals if you live over the pacific when your country is just as big. vice versa, america has endless state capitals and states themselves that i doubt any european would be able to name them all without missing a beat.
lay off it you guys. calm the fuck down. everythings equal. your not always right. we are- believe it or not- all human (ish) but this unfounded hate and fear of the unknown will be our downfall. mark my words.
also, some of you, i know this is the internet, new age and free speech and all that but seriously, think before you post.


38. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Cheat at school professionally
exploding shit... shake em up. also, lately, the UK = big on health stuff. exceptionally. gotten rid of junk food in the dinner halls 'canteens', in kids lunch boxes and the machines that dished em out. no chocolate bars, fizzy drinks or crisps- 'chips'. nuttin. which is good. cos i dont go to school nomore. ha.


39. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video RPG-proof glass
'shit-can' - cool word. going in my dictionary.


40. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland
holy poo guys... ive seen icy accidents and these are the FUNNIEST.
seriously though, you guys have missed the easiest preventative measure obviously not taken by the portland highways agency. or council. whoever: salt grit?? all over the UK we have big yellow grit boxes along almost every road, rural and otherwise that just sit there all year, a bit like postboxes, totally ignored- until along comes big bad jack frost. then the authorities (supposedly but some councils- grr!) travel around the night before a big frost/ice/snow is predicted and grit the roads. problems, usually, solved. everyone gets out, into their respective traffic jams and has a delightful(!) journey into work/school/wherever.
no spiked tires (woah), no chains (expensive surely? and bulky, uncomfortable) or fancy braking prowess. just some salty grit stuff. if your wondering how it works- salt = ice's biggest enemy. apart from fire. gritty part = grip. friction.
if all else fails and you have missed out on some grit down your road, dont go out. use common sense and stay indoors.
also- the second red car- BAHAHAAAAA. dont try and even bother getting to your destination. you in a car-hell-zone.
seriously though, you guys have missed the easiest preventative measure obviously not taken by the portland highways agency. or council. whoever: salt grit?? all over the UK we have big yellow grit boxes along almost every road, rural and otherwise that just sit there all year, a bit like postboxes, totally ignored- until along comes big bad jack frost. then the authorities (supposedly but some councils- grr!) travel around the night before a big frost/ice/snow is predicted and grit the roads. problems, usually, solved. everyone gets out, into their respective traffic jams and has a delightful(!) journey into work/school/wherever.
no spiked tires (woah), no chains (expensive surely? and bulky, uncomfortable) or fancy braking prowess. just some salty grit stuff. if your wondering how it works- salt = ice's biggest enemy. apart from fire. gritty part = grip. friction.
if all else fails and you have missed out on some grit down your road, dont go out. use common sense and stay indoors.
also- the second red car- BAHAHAAAAA. dont try and even bother getting to your destination. you in a car-hell-zone.
+1 1. bananawoman commented 16 years ago on video Draftfcb - Greeting