its a well known fact that left-handed people are more beautiful/talented/creative/special than right-handed people. scientific fact.

oh...my...god.

in the UK we dont do all this tip-giving. what the hell is the point to a wage?

we only give tips when someone has been a very helpful individual- eg,a waitress in a busy restaurant- not for just DOING THEIR JOB LIKE THEY'RE MEANT TO.

some good advice, but i already knew most of that. common sense really innit?

cody, sorry to break it to you but ive tried this on my dads handcuff (dont ask) and you can manage it both ways...the keyhole away and towards your body. even with your hands behind your back.

ranDOM. with a capital R....

actually a cool little tune...

brilliant. nothing compared to today but would have been a work of genius in 1934. gremlins-style. dont knock it.

this song is WANK. why i clicked onto a video with it in the title is a fatal mistake i have no excuse for.

i dont get it. if he opened that shutter thing anyway, what was the point of driving into it and getting half crushed at the same time...?

or: WHAT???

HAHAAAAAAA- you guys have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR/IRONY/INTELLIGENCE!!!!!

i actually moved out of the way... good effect.

'are you dying man?'

he just got whammy-ed in the ballbags, give him a minute for a breather.

the toilet paper is pure evil and must be dealt with-by a cat- accordingly.

gota get the ones of the cats on here- HILarious!

lol... who let the wrestling people name themselves WWF... i thought thats why copyright and trademark existed..?

anyhoo- how is that video money-related? thats just the effect of us humans and our fuel-greed...as in, living/too many of us/no care for others/animals/the planet. wheres the money in that?

what a cockend. complete ignorant loser. go do stunts like that where your only dangerous to yourself.

fuckin fast bike though.

wonder if the bruise on his right shoulder is real...???? lol

and when its almost finished, even halfway through, him prodding around in the 'wound' makes my skin crawl, like salt in a cut or nails on a blackboard...truly EUGH. nice!

cody- you have just developed a new way of communicating...

its a minute and a half...?

'remember how i said i wasnt joining the mob?' 'yeh' 'psych' HHAHAAAA... brilliant!

THAT took you 7 whole days? i hope you were stoned...

haHAAAAA... i like the way the whitey one had some sort of mind-hold over the other one, all he had to do was place his paw on the tabby's head and BAM, complete control...

'til he fell off the stool. not a good look.

i love doing this. not when drunk though.

anyone notice the lines boogie to the beat?

ive seen this before...this is a new art form...quite a few street artists do it.

and its always planet/star-based...

cant wait to try this OUT

hear hear defenceman- hear fuckin hear.

OCD...gota love it. keeps the world tidy.

that is one shit tattooist... cant even colour in the lines or keep a neat line!! glad mine arnt that shabby...

this man is a comic genius. i want to meet him.

'watch out for dwarfs.'

hahaaaaa...seriously, i learnt alot from this video. i feel more prepared to drive on british roads now.

that is one fat ass flying machine.

i think the people who dont find it funny are american... you guys say '-dude' an awful lot.

how can you tell its the same bloke?

there have been real experiments like that, and they were interesting, just not as funny...

i wish the crowd would shut up so we can hear her the whole way through more clearly...

maybe banned because of the flash...? duno...

yeh, i cant use those embed codes either... try finding it on youtube...?

those skills are amazing, i cant even balance on one foot in the shower, let alone two wheels on a ROCK(?)

i love australia. i was BORN there. never knew the bracken fern thing though...cool beans.

cant use it in the uk . damnity.

the only beef i have with any of this video is the people commenting on her national origin and her haircolour. those of whom who are saying these things- you are being racist. literally because you are being serious about your judgement. just because it isnt a skincolour or religion you are attacking, doesnt make your comments right or fair. you are just as ignorant sounding as your making out that girl to be.

fair enough, i have my reservations about the USA but mainly because i havent visited there yet and have not really experienced their culture (yes, the USA has culture too, its not totally filled with McDonalds i dont think) or way of life etc. i could give you loads of clichés here: dont judge a book by its cover being one of them.

america is HUGE. i have seen a globe (shocker, im blonde too) and europe is a similar size. so imagine trying to learn ALL the COUNTRIES and their capitals if you live over the pacific when your country is just as big. vice versa, america has endless state capitals and states themselves that i doubt any european would be able to name them all without missing a beat.

lay off it you guys. calm the fuck down. everythings equal. your not always right. we are- believe it or not- all human (ish) but this unfounded hate and fear of the unknown will be our downfall. mark my words.

also, some of you, i know this is the internet, new age and free speech and all that but seriously, think before you post.

exploding shit... shake em up. also, lately, the UK = big on health stuff. exceptionally. gotten rid of junk food in the dinner halls 'canteens', in kids lunch boxes and the machines that dished em out. no chocolate bars, fizzy drinks or crisps- 'chips'. nuttin. which is good. cos i dont go to school nomore. ha.

'shit-can' - cool word. going in my dictionary.

holy poo guys... ive seen icy accidents and these are the FUNNIEST.

seriously though, you guys have missed the easiest preventative measure obviously not taken by the portland highways agency. or council. whoever: salt grit?? all over the UK we have big yellow grit boxes along almost every road, rural and otherwise that just sit there all year, a bit like postboxes, totally ignored- until along comes big bad jack frost. then the authorities (supposedly but some councils- grr!) travel around the night before a big frost/ice/snow is predicted and grit the roads. problems, usually, solved. everyone gets out, into their respective traffic jams and has a delightful(!) journey into work/school/wherever.

no spiked tires (woah), no chains (expensive surely? and bulky, uncomfortable) or fancy braking prowess. just some salty grit stuff. if your wondering how it works- salt = ice's biggest enemy. apart from fire. gritty part = grip. friction.

if all else fails and you have missed out on some grit down your road, dont go out. use common sense and stay indoors.

also- the second red car- BAHAHAAAAA. dont try and even bother getting to your destination. you in a car-hell-zone.