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+4 1. barf commented 10 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm

#23 .. ass? :D Oh sorry, I didn't notice that you were already wearing one for a hat.

"anyone who does not conform to their rigid views, and labelling them as trolls"

...or you're just being a cock and no-one likes your offensive comments. Did it ever occur to you that the admins can find out who you are and actually sue you? If you bypass the ban that is. Easy as it is, it counts for hacking the server and in most countries that can cost you a few grand + court expenses. I bet you weren't smart enough to cover up your tracks from the beginning.

I vote comments down if they are off-topic, obsolete or offensive. So far that's pretty much all you've come up with. By all means, continue calling the videos crap if it makes you forget your dysfunctional pencil-dick, or whatever the reason is what makes you seek out for attention.
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+1 2. barf commented 10 years ago on video Overtaking

#5, All true, but NEVER pump the brakes if you got ABS. You'll just end up losing brakes altogether.

#15, Amen to that.
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0 3. barf commented 10 years ago on video Office 2010: The Movie

#5 Lol, how did you notice? The engine sound really makes no sense, but I had to watch it twice before being able to connect the dots. :D
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+4 4. barf commented 10 years ago on video News Report

#3: That's what we North-Europeans call a normal winter. This year the Brits got a little taster too ;)
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-2 5. barf commented 10 years ago on video Robotic Water Snake

I meant to reply to irishgek, but apparently a comment was just removed from above while I was still writing... :S
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-2 6. barf commented 10 years ago on video Fat guy jumping on to ice

#21, #22: First my heels hit the ice, then my ass, then my arm, then my head... Fortunately most of the impact was absorbed by my feet, pelvis and arm, but I still hit my head on the ground with such a force I blacked out for a few secs. Ice is very slippery, you know... So, kids: Don't be as dumb as I or that fat guy were - don't jump on ice ;)

#13: I guess you're right. He might actually have felt the impact up his jawbone...
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+1 7. barf commented 10 years ago on video Fat guy jumping on to ice

#2: Believe me, landing like that mainly hurts your ass. I've done my part of slipping on ice when I was a kid. In my case there was no water below the ice, so I spent the next night in hospital with a broken wrist, sore pelvis and a minor concussion... :'(
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+2 8. barf commented 10 years ago on video Sneaky green screens

#6: Nara by E.S. Posthumus
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+3 9. barf commented 10 years ago on video The rear-view motorcycle helmet

#5, My composite helm was 400e and it has no extra features of any sort. Sure you can buy a $99-plastic potty, but it will only snap your neck when you crash at highway speeds. Protection doesn't come cheap...

As a motorcycle rider, I too acknowledge the problem that many before have commented. The mirror is really distracting and it even blocks your vision slightly. At least if you're riding a (super-)sport bike where you lean forward.
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+4 10. barf commented 10 years ago on video To Catch a Predator

#13: I'm from one of those countries where making this kind of programs is illegal. The pervs and criminals seem to have better rights than the average person does. I'm not saying it's right to put obviously sick people to jail (they belong in some kind of mental institution), but most of the people are not satisfied by the too forgiving justice system either. Sure it's a sign of civilization to show compassion to wrongdoers, but this kind of people really are dangerous. As #(removed comment) said those predators really might end up killing the victim if things go wrong. Even if they originally didn't mean to. :S
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+4 11. barf commented 10 years ago on video Motorcyclist avoids injury

He did brake tho.
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0 12. barf commented 10 years ago on video F1 Brazil fire at pit stop

#2, Isn't octane number the exact opposite of flammability?
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+4 13. barf commented 10 years ago on video Close call

#5, the bus was parked up the street on a hill and it's brakes failed. So, to answer your question, the driver was probably at the local café having lunch :D
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+46 14. barf commented 10 years ago on video Dogs home alone

The dogs filmed a video of themselves on a water-slide and posted it on the web while their masters were gone. Who knew? :D
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-6 15. barf commented 10 years ago on video What A Roadside Bomb Looks in Real Life!!

#(removed comment) Actually I have served in the military as a communications sergeant. I bet you haven't served at all as you think there is glory in sending people to die for another country they know nothing about.

Oh, and by the way - being not able to write correctly does not mean they're stupid. It just tells you that they had to go to a shitty school in anytown USA because their family didn't have the money. In many cases military is the only job they can have. Do you think the army will not take him just because he/she doesn't know shit? He/she can still hold a gun and follow orders, right?

I still have to mention I do appreciate the work the US soldiers are doing. I guess my comments could give the wrong impression.

#31 What's your problem? It's not like they shoot anything that moves. In those countries everyone has a gun, so accidents do happen.
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0 16. barf commented 10 years ago on video A very loyal dog

#5 Imagine if this happened in Europe. The family would be on a long government paid holiday and they even might have a brand new car, if they had an extra traffic insurance. :|
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-7 17. barf commented 10 years ago on video What A Roadside Bomb Looks in Real Life!!

#(removed comment) How come they're all so poor and illiterate then? I doubt they even initially understand that one might actually die in the service. And when it hits them, it's already too late to return home.
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+3 18. barf commented 10 years ago on video Hammer and feather drop on moon

#6 As far as I know, they were able to create a vacuum in the 1970s, so I bet it was proven long before people went to the Moon... Testing it out there was just double-checking ;)
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+1 19. barf commented 10 years ago on video Car crash

#35 It just means that you are 3 to 5 times more likely to stay alive. For example: 17.5% survival rate with no belt and 70% with belt on. That's really a huge improvement for such a small effort.
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+4 20. barf commented 10 years ago on video It’s better when it’s French

Only two things the French people really suck at are parking and defending their country. >:)
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+1 21. barf commented 10 years ago on video Car crash

If this were in China they'd gone through the windshield. No-one wears a seatbelt here. Even tho the law says you have to and it is a commonly known fact that the belt increases your chances of survival in a crash by 300-500%. :(
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+5 22. barf commented 10 years ago on video Crash safety test: 1959 vs 2009

#2 Actually it is quite the opposite. The old car is stiff as hell and the new car is softer in front. Much of the kinetic energy is transformed early enough to lower the force that gets to the passengers. The stiff protective hull of the new car only comes in at the very end of the collision directing the collision force towards below the car (no engine nor steering wheel to the face).

The old car is stiff all over, but it doesn't really help at all because the forces are too strong for the steel to withstand. Moreover someone actually made a wooden car at some point in history that was able to drive through brick walls. The problem was that every person inside would die of the collision force anyway as the hull wouldn't eat up the energy by transforming 8-)
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+19 23. barf commented 10 years ago on video A moment of clarity

#2 in Europe and US perhaps, but come and drink the water here in China... I rather pay extra for a bottle than get Diptheria from the tap ;)
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0 24. barf commented 10 years ago on video Motorbike Vs Pole

That's a moped (or a scooter as #12 said), not a motorcycle. Nevertheless a nice hit. Right between his legs.... Ouch!
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+3 25. barf commented 10 years ago on video President Obama calls Kanye West a jackass

#(removed comment): coward is a big leap forward from the imbecile the previous one was tho ;)
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+21 26. barf commented 10 years ago on video BBC interviews the wrong guy

His face, when the interviewer gets his occupation all wrong, is just priceless :D
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+3 27. barf commented 10 years ago on video India - A lot of skilled driver

It's like that here in China too... Only the cars are larger and more expensive :S

As I'm an European myself, I don't dare to drive here at all. Even tho back home I drove a car and a motorcycle for 8 years in a city full of traffic.
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+1 28. barf commented 10 years ago on video Carlton Draught: Drop the Bomb

I don't know why, but Snotr HD videos lag like hell on my pc. Youtube and others work fine even with 720p.

Anyway, awesome vid :)
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0 29. barf commented 11 years ago on video Pizza time-lapse

#4: Did you know there is a TRADITIONAL pizza that has ONLY cucumbers in it? :D
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+67 30. barf commented 11 years ago on video Heroic dog saves his buddy

LOL #2. That's just wrong :D
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0 31. barf commented 11 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?

#(removed comment): You are correct. However, sunlight does heat up the liquid, so that it actually might freeze slower... The temperature in orbit is somewhere near 70K and of course we should add radiation from the ship and the astronauts to that. 8-)
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0 32. barf commented 11 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?

I wish the video actually had some real proof. Now it only shows how the creator really doesn't know shit about anything... ;)

Here's what I think:
- The bubble might be just water. It flies away as the shuttle is actually moving very fast. And of course it is pulled towards Earth with accelerating speed; rather hastily because it has very low mass. Also, the water remains as a droplet because of the surface tension.
- The flag doesn't look like it's underwater at all. Buy a pair of eyes.
- The lightsource is the white craft itself. It is quite large after all.
- The "stadium lights" are really just lights on the spacecraft. The astronauts do need some light on the shade side of things, or they can't see anything in the black parts. The lights might be there to actually get a better video feed too.
- The ship is supposed to remain in balance. Not a very hard thing to do with modern thrusters and computers. And the ship was really made by russias, who do have quite much experience with spacecraft.

/end of rant. >:)
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+1 33. barf commented 11 years ago on video Slow-Mo Skiing

#10: I think hi-speed cams are not yet available in smaller sizes.
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0 34. barf commented 11 years ago on video Tree Terminator

I really can't see what's so special about this video. This is how woodcutting has been done in Northern Europe for ages now.

By the way, quite many of those machines are running Microsoft Windows... :D

#4: I feel you're really underpaid. I'm a programmer and I earn $40,300/year. And I'm not even BSc. yet. Just a grad-student. :S
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+2 35. barf commented 11 years ago on video Painful compilation

I like it fast. Fits the song like a glove :(|)
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+14 36. barf commented 11 years ago on video Airplane landing

#2: I'm with you with this one. Most large planes are actually designed to land more or less sideways if necessary.

#(removed comment): That bounce must have felt great in the bottom of their stomachs :D
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+1 37. barf commented 11 years ago on video Vista sucks

#9, second that. My 32bit Vista Business has been up and running for 2 years now without a single blue screen (or red as they now come in all colors of the rainbow :(|) ).

Great vid tho :D
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0 38. barf commented 11 years ago on video "Atlantis, The Palm" hotel opening

#2, It's the oil. As long as they're sitting on black gold, they have 0% taxes and thus wealthy businesses :)
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+7 39. barf commented 11 years ago on video Motorcyclist and sheep

I wonder why he didn't counter-steer? Also, he was damn lucky that sheep turned around at the very last moment as he went for the wrong side, ffs.

I agree with #3 and #4. Fortunately those morons usually only kill themselves. >:)
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-2 40. barf commented 11 years ago on video Tornado making a mess

#7, I think you just found the first good reason to buy a hummer :D
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+2 41. barf commented 11 years ago on video Awesome iPhone instument: Ocarina

I love it how you can use an iPhone for pretty much anything except for calling people and sending SMS :D
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+6 42. barf commented 11 years ago on video Atmospheric cloud wave

#16: I still think it is "just" a simple gravity wave, therefore partially agreeing with #10. I wonder why my previous comment was voted out and other similar comments weren't. :O

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_wave
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+4 43. barf commented 11 years ago on video Atmospheric cloud wave

Cool stuff. Air and water aren't that different when it comes to gravity waves 8-)
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+1 44. barf commented 11 years ago on video Exotic car crashes - Before and After pictures

#8, Yeah those idiots braking in front, even tho they are perfectly aware that there is a car glued to their rear bumper. How can they be so stupid. It's like they have no understanding of the most basic physics or car handling ;) >:)
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+3 45. barf commented 11 years ago on video Exotic car crashes - Before and After pictures

Dumb people + powerful cars = :'(

Save the speed for race tracks, kids...
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0 46. barf commented 11 years ago on video Supercars in Korea

Nice cars with dumb-ass drivers. Oh well.. I guess they can't have both money and brains >:)
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0 47. barf commented 11 years ago on video Hamster On A Piano (Eating Popcorn)

I give it a Jesus, Ms. Pac Man and a boy and his monkey: O:) :* 8-) :(|)

Seriously tho, I'd love to see the thumbs up system replaced with monkey heads... It would give the site a nice original touch :D
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0 48. barf commented 11 years ago on video Sarah Palin pranked

Got bored somewhere halfway through...
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0 49. barf commented 11 years ago on video Close call

I bet there were two sweating, pale gentlemen in the cockpit :D

@#6,#8: #(removed comment) is right you know. The US does more fighting than any other country, so it's kind of predictable that most of the mistakes also happen to them.
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+1 50. barf commented 11 years ago on video Two women and one parking spot

And all it cost her was $600 for broken transmission, repairs for the white car and fines for rampaging? >:)
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+2 51. barf commented 11 years ago on video Lamborghni garage

@#(removed comment), I really do hope it is a hoax.

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-palinreligion28-2008sep28,0,3643718.story?track=rss
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+2 52. barf commented 11 years ago on video Lamborghni garage

#2, If you buy four Lambos, you don't really think much about practicality, now do you? That garage is the same as his cars are. Totally insane, but damn cool... :)

#(removed comment) sez: "Sarah Palin is Commander-in-Chief of the Alaska National Guard"
Dear god, stop putting those morons in charge of your weaponry or soon we'll all be dead. A person that genuinely thinks that people lived together with dinosaurs should be locked in a round room. :O
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0 53. barf commented 11 years ago on video Bus accident

#6: It ougth to be safe. Those Audis are damn expensive.

LOL @ #14 :D

#(removed comment), #15: Those tiny "cars" are not meant to be driven on freeways anyway, but on the city streets they are safe and nimble.
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+1 54. barf commented 11 years ago on video Chimp rides Segway

@#(removed comment), Oh come on... How about thousands of fossils, mummyfied remains, insect evolution, virus evolution? You are actually able to see butterfly evolution with naked eye if you are patient enought to wait few years. Their lifecycle is so short that evolution is fast. Do you even know what the word means?

Evolution - Process of change in the inherited traits of a population of organisms from one generation to the next.

Evolution is a theory that has been proven a fact. If you don't believe in it, you could just as well stop believing in electricy as well. After all, no-one has never seen an electron. Even your computer works with it even tho it is only a 'theory'.

I'm not going to argue more about this matter as it is pointless.
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+1 55. barf commented 11 years ago on video Chimp rides Segway

@#(removed comment): I thought USAnumber1 was trying to be funny, but his joke just made no sense to me :D I guess as an European I couldn't understand the hidden message (as here no-one is stupid enough to actually think that evolution is just a theory). :(|)
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+1 56. barf commented 11 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat

#26: My family's cat was also over 5kg and not fat at all. Just big.

That poor kitty looks obese. :(
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+1 57. barf commented 11 years ago on video Chimp rides Segway

#(removed comment), you're kidding right? You really should read some basic biology about genetics and animal populations. Don't they teach you these things in the US?
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+1 58. barf commented 11 years ago on video Internet censorship

I've heard that the response time of the Golden shield (former Great firewall of China) is somewhere about 10 minutes within exposure. Insanely fast, knowing that most of the censorship work is done by hand... :(|)
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+2 59. barf commented 11 years ago on video Beat machine

#21: I totally agree ;)
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+2 60. barf commented 11 years ago on video Sony Bravia "Domino City" ad

#3: Thank you, Captain Obvious :D
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+13 61. barf commented 11 years ago on video Bestman screws up

"My baaad..." :D
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+4 62. barf commented 11 years ago on video The end of the world

There is an impact effect calculator on the web:

http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/impacteffects/

A rough estimate of the collision in this video seems to devastate most of the Earth, but the fireball does not go all around the world. Looks like the human race could actually survive the impact... :(|)
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+2 63. barf commented 11 years ago on video Something went wrong

#3 My guess is that they like to show off how they can count to one (sometimes even to 2 or 3). In those kids' eyes an IQ of 7 is something to brag about >:)
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+2 64. barf commented 11 years ago on video Acrobatic duet

Awesome... Slightly homoerotic, but awesome. Those guys must have muscles of steel or something. :O

I totally agree with #13 and #15
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+1 65. barf commented 11 years ago on video Fasten your seat belt

#5: Same here in Finland. Our road safety ads suck big time compared to this.
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+1 66. barf commented 11 years ago on video Greatmoments in U.S. presidential speeches

Bush just might be the worst spokesman in the history of mankind. I can just imagine the faces of the PR people behind the scenes :D

#21: You yanks don't even know what the word socialism means. Most of the world's developed coutries have a partially socialist government system and they all have better standard of living than the average people of the US. Pure capitalism is just as stupid as the soviet stuff was. :(|)
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+3 67. barf commented 11 years ago on video Zoom into Concrete

#(removed comment) Just try to build concrete roads up north. The road is ruined after the first winter. ;)
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+4 68. barf commented 11 years ago on video Ghost Rider wannabe crashes

Moron got what he deserved >:)
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+3 69. barf commented 11 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles

#2, The nice thing about Europe is that every average Joe don't carry a gun and start shooting if they get scared. ;)
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0 70. barf commented 11 years ago on video Cell phone evolution

I still got one of those Nokia 101's (1992) lying around somewhere :D I remember sometimes carrying it around as a kid. It was so heavy that my pants were always falling off as it hanged on my belt. :(|)
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+6 71. barf commented 11 years ago on video Overcrowded train in India

No wonder 10 people die everyday on India's railroads
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+6 72. barf commented 11 years ago on video Funny Toyota commercial

Wasn't it an older Toyota Hilux that was Top Gear's indestructible car? :D
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0 73. barf commented 11 years ago on video Huge Snake game

Tetris and a simple shoot'em up were done by some students of the Tampere University of Technology in Finland. I wonder why they didn't come up with the snake... After all, Finns were the first ones to put the snake game on a cell phone and all :D