That woman is as mad as a box of frogs.

I think I'll get one of those for my wife.

10/10!

She probably never farts.

Twitter. The ideal way to make the whole world aware of your very own mindless, self-important and utterly irrelevant drivel.

Done plenty of stuff just like that myself as a kid. Great fun. And a damn site better than sitting in front of a screen Twittering or playing on facebook or Playstation.

The scariest thing about Alton Towers... is the entrance fee.

Does it fly?
No.
Next?

Ouch! This yoghurt comes with a NUT!

#4. No. Surprisingly, my wife only has two legs. But that wouldn't prevent her from running inside the wheel. Connected up to a generator, she ought to be able to power the fridge, freezer and my PC.

He only got the tip because the guy thought he was blind.

#11. God doesn't exist, and if he did, he wouldn't bless America.

Excellent. We need more stuff like this on snotr!

Pity it stopped just as he was about to give her a 'zombie fuck'. I'd have liked to see him throw his leg over.

He sure can draw quick.

Can I just say here that I can't sleep most nights, wondering whether irishgek is really Irish?

"Cancer exist for a reason - just like everything else on this planet and in this universe."

Yeah #3. Just like child molesters, rapists, AIDS, wasps, bent politicians and the USA. They all exist for a reason. Hallelujah!

Wind turbines. They are as ugly as shit. They cost more to make than the electricity they generate. When the wind doesn't blow, there's no power anyway, and if the wind is too strong, they have to be switched off.

Wind turbines. What a great idea.

Thumbs up for #8! You took the words straight out of my mouth.

This is very exciting.
I think snotr is wonderful.

Seems very odd now, but I clearly remember the days when all cars had a cranking handle provided as a back-up way to start them.

I'd love to fuck that.
I'd love to fuck that.

That's nothing. I can say any word... SIDEWAYS!

I remember way back, when you could send as many emails as you wanted, entirely FREE! You could also make up as many anonymous web personas and post as much shit as you felt like, admins and moderators on lame sites used to try and ban you, but they were too stupid to know about dynamic IP addresses and proxy servers. Ahhhh... those were the days.

Yes but... did they win the race?

Next - bird shits on worktop. Mother prepares food on worktop. Later, family enjoy a slap-up meal, blissfully unaware of its extra 'guano' ingredient.
Adorable.

LOL. What a dumbass. Anything that involves knocking down a shit-for-brains yank, is a real hoot.

Still doesn't work in Firefox 10

#10. Did you actually listen to what he said, or did you just read the title? I think you should play it through again, and pay attention this time.

I'd like to FUCK her backwards, while she moans and SCREAMS: "SEY, SEY, RETSAF, RETSAF. RETSAF!!! HHHHHHAAAAA. EMOSEWA!"

#7. Were you born an idiot, or have you been practising?

I feel this compulsion to grab them all by the scruff of their silly fuckin' necks and yell: "BUT.... DOES IT MATTER?????"

Dull.
Your comment is to short. Please go back and make it a bit longer.

To Do list:

1. Stop watching so much shite on snotr.

Gee. Awesome...

His shell will make a nice coffee table someday.

Upgraded to Firefox 11. Everything OK now.

#13. That's why I don't trust you.

I just did a quick background check, and discovered that Voutelamberopipi is a cretin.

This has nothing to do with pot. He, like most Americans just sounds slow, because, like most Americans... he is.

He is naive at best, and a complete idiot at worst, because in his predictions he fails to take into account global nuclear war or widespread disease, either of which could kill off billions. My own prediction is that by 2020, a nuclear war will have taken place, wiping out half the planet's population. The remaining people will be too sick to do much. Happy days.

Give me thumbs up if you want to see all nuclear weapons destroyed.

So exciting. Yawn. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz