First T-Shirt for quality check.
Is it good?
Let's get my basics for the next 10 years!

Nah… I rellay like these kind of performances.
But this one was not that good.
It seems to be the music that bugs me the most.
And the facial expressions.

"Kill All Humans"

fairytail telling stories!

We had teachers like that.
Usually the younger and new ones.
Trying to change everything for better.
It was a nice gesture.

We usually crushed before breakfast.

I dont get sea sick. But I would be HELL SCRAED!!!!!

Ah... I watched all the aces of Ivanisevic at that time.
ALL OF THEM were great!

Her hair never went wet.

#11 Thats the beauty of it.

Dude, are you playing with your food again?

She is like the punisher!!!

I almost cried…

Is this for real?
Hahahahahaha!!!!

Please stop. I am freakin out as well.

He kinda looked braindamed at the end. But I guess, thats normal after coming back to life.

still.. kinda well done..

I think those kind of "cinamatics" are much more enjoyable than the actual game itselves.

Very refreshing.

Just give him a google car.

like most of the baseball games..

Illegal and probably wonderful.

Well… we have these kind of sportsmen, and those kind, who bites into the enemy's shoulder.

Didnt really get it...

duck sweet sour, please.

I'm sorry... these are dogs... well treated or not.
There are PEOPLE dying every day due to war, ignorance and stupidity!!!

I alwyas wanted a Pokemon myself. You found yourself one. Luuvv it.

This is very dangerous and stupid most of all.
I had the chance to drive an Audi A6 4F Avant 3,0l TDI once.
I went up to 280 km/h.
This was crazy.
Couldnt handle the car anymore.
Wouldn't do it again.

I am fascinated and disgusted at the same time.

Good to see a cat still being a cat.
Here, most of the cats you can see sit behind the window.

Lost in my own world.

I'm with you number two.
Since they can go home and have a warm cooked meal while laughing about this so called test, when actual homeless people a few blocks away are starving to deaths.

When the ball really would have been fabricated in china, then just because the european capitalism forced it that way.
And I am an european citizen all day long…

You realize that sth is broken there..

What if you sit at the wrong side?

So… what is this song?

.. and you are driving on the wrong side of the road.

I am really not good at this…
Display is all wet…

I'd love to try that.
But the cushion needs to be bigger.

Fairies, unicorns, buckets of gold… you destroyed the one thing, I still wanted to beleive in…

#5 and a monocle.
After that this so called sport can vanish, plrase.

Hahaha!
Very good!
I like!

Not many white folks working over there…

So if there would be giant super mecha robots, which fight the aliens, he will be piloting it…

Hahaha!
Hillarious!

So why got my comment removed…?

Totally agree with you, No. 2.
Totally agree…

Actually, I am going to Turkey for vacation in a week…
First Akcay then Istanbul for a couple of days.
I hope, it is going to be ok?

Hope he gets arrested.
But still… I loved it.

I wouldnt say that the original one was the "better" one.
Not obviously…
In 1982, you just wasnt expecting anything like that…

I am totally with #6.
If it were just peanuts, it seems to be very legit…
Well… sort of…
Hehe…

Well… I hope he is ok.
Good luck, dude.

Stop skipping forward!

#6 I get your point. My day is ruined so far…

I know it is a scam.
But after 5 beer, I am sure I am gonna make it.

sorry guys but in Korea this fits perfect with "So-Ju".

#13 I am glad you are not my friend.

So you sing while showering?

Drugs work more efficient these days…

#4 dont think so my dear…

Was he … korean?

Well… I DO enjoy the show, but this one was not that funny…
sorry.

so… you are typing slowly…?

Wow. Just wow.

So who's getting laid tonight?

Just had an egg for breakfast…

#8 …at the age of 37…

Sorry. I had one of these…

How fast is this?

I know, giving birth is a wonderful thing, but uff…

Iron man armor for kids.

Totally on purpose.
The truck driver was pissed, that he couldnt go back to his line, while the car was driving at the same speed.

BAAMMM !!!

Well… i dont know how to change a tire…

The dogs are like "what the fuck!?"

Why are there so many turns after landing?

Best comment goes to the title.

Crocodiles can'T walk backwards…

Hahaha… the video was finished before I knew what' going on.

She: "Hey Dad, I didn't ask you yet, but how do you like the new IPad we gave you yesterday as a birthday present?"
He: "I like."
She: "You cool with handling the apps?"
He: "Hm…? What apps? Could you step aside, please?"
He: "What?"

I must admit, this was awesome.
BUT! I didnt really like those two guys…

Did it on purpose…? Nicely done my brother.

So… how do I dial a number on the way without the book?

Now, sunday can start…

… by ADOBAEEE!

#2 What are you saying…?
Getting totally wasted, taking an attractive girl home and find out, it's a dude?
Uhh…

I once knew a guy, who had the same "skill" as this weirdo… (sorry.).
He just swallowd 3 - 4 Cocktail glasses, which was kinda incredible.
But then he couldnt walk stright and threw all over the place…
I've never seen him after that.

#3
Yeah, and the only woman, who needs to loose weight let her husband ride the bike.
Nice…

Not so tough any more, eh?

XBOX360 rules!!!

Well, after smoking "Eklavi", anything can be done.

So after extiguishing the roaches with a massive amount of wasps, the wasps will find out to do the same with humans… maybe they will grow in size, too.

Thats awesome. I gonna have those on my bike.

Hahahah.
I liked the last two one the most.
The beach prank was new for me. I'll try that out for sure.
The freaking-ghost-girl-screaming display prank, I got myself into once.
Ok. Starting my day now… after a smoke…

#8 You kinda didnt get the concept of being a gentleman.
Props to that flood-walking daddy-o.

I like to watch these "what would you do" videos.
Cant really tell, how fake or not fake it is, but still.
If I imagine myself, how I would have reacted, then the show wins, I think.

#9 Because there was a woman at the beginning, who probably said to watch out for the kid, while she was gone for the bathroom or sth.

#5 They do. Jordan for instance.

#6 You are probably right. But, come on. Let me enjoy a minute of feelings full of hope, love, dream, truth and warmth. And maybe, I was just listening to the whale.
The little kid was sure lucky to experience that moment.

#3 "The chicken does taste awful"
"The steak is not well done"
"The soup is too salty"
"Have you seen my sheep?"

There are these guys with the "water-backpack-dudes", when it comes to compare "flying". But, well... I still think it is awesome!!!

#8 Hahaha, nice one katanalex!

Haha! Good one!

- Naruot's "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu"
- Itachi's crows
- Sasuke's Susanoo

"In ur face JESUS!!!!!" Why is that?

No. 1 and 4, I could have done it.
No. 2 and 3, I am not that sure …

Kinda envy him... but naw. I am fine with my body as well...

Nice... they should make a serie of that. Oh wait. There already are a lot of Star Wars stuff? Who cares. We need more!!!

#6 What do you mean by "Its like making a monkey learn to ride those stairs"? Not funny.

Haha! "Jump"-Fail in the last second.

I did the same once, only …
I was drunk, I hit just once, I hit wood and I broke my hand.
Nice …

I am watching the "pineapple girl" on this and "Mad Men" on the other screen.
Now, I am horny, wanna smoke, drink Whisky and eat pineapple.

#2
Santa is not a Christioan thing though...