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+99 1. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Craziest thing I've ever seen

The craziest thing, captured on the crappiest phonecam!
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+74 2. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Flawless jump!

It was like the guy watching was expecting that to happen
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+73 3. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Two Perfect Dates

No way those guys could score those chicks! :'(
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+67 4. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Washing Machine Orgasm

i had to turn the volume down
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+58 5. blackty commented 14 years ago on video humongous rats

Master Splinter, where are your clothes?
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+50 6. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Are you the manager?

Women = EVIL
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+49 7. blackty commented 12 years ago on video How alkali metals react with water and air.

The next one down is when I go to the toilet after eating Indian cuisine.
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+48 8. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Best Ever Celebration!

wow, very creative :D
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+40 9. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Girls Watch Porn, Too

"and ANAL FISTING!....(silence)"
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+38 10. blackty commented 13 years ago on video highway truck crash

He was travelling too fast for the conditions and slowed down to much, locking the brakes, when he saw the cop car.

Speed kills or ends up snotr.
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+37 11. blackty commented 14 years ago on video High wind footlaunch

I wanna see how he lands :D
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+37 12. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Spinning the hulahoop

1 minute of video could've been cut down to ten seconds.
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+37 13. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Crash at Summer X Games 18

I think that crowd would have filmed Armaggedon without flinching
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+35 14. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Stretchy Skin Man

Probably doesnt need a condom
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+34 15. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Guy sounds like women - American Idol Audition

"I think he has bigger decisions in life..."hahah trust simon to come up with the cold truth
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+33 16. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Cutting open a coconut Hawaii vs Trinidad

The 2nd guy pulled the blade out like Ichigo
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+31 17. blackty commented 13 years ago on video how to immobilize a cat

No way! :D
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+31 18. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Protect IP Act Breaks the Internet

Fight the Power!
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+30 19. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Swiss Company Moves 6,200 Tonne Building 60 Metres

it would've been cheaper to build a new building for $30,000,000. They did this for snotr.
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+29 20. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Super Strong Caution Tape

When will they invent a barrier that stops ppl from jumping in cinema waiting lines. :|
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+26 21. blackty commented 14 years ago on video The Funny Side Of Formula 1

this is probably a compilation over atleast 10 years, because F1 is the most uneventful event eveeeeer.
btw the fight was funny
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+26 22. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Fireworks

"Dangerously impressive" Couldnt have said it better myself
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+25 23. blackty commented 13 years ago on video American Idol: Backflip fail

i dont understand. This is a WIN. i hate these shows
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+23 24. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Insane Wingsuit jumping in Norway

Beautiful scenery!
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+22 25. blackty commented 13 years ago on video huge motorcycle crash

That is some Serious Air!
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+20 26. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Reporter Knocks Over A Kid On His Skateboard

he's actually a good (guy) reporter. Normally reporters continue their piece even when somebody is dying next to them, this guy made sure the kid's alright.
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+20 27. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Jedi Ninjas

Wow. Im gonna play outside
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+18 28. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Spider yelling

imagine if spiderman saw u do this. u would be yelling alright :x
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+17 29. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Enjoy Acrobatic Gymnastics

I feel so worthless sitting behind my pc
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+17 30. blackty commented 12 years ago on video The Scientific Power of Naps

30 minutes huh? I know what to do with my lunch break next time
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+17 31. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Schrödinger's Cat

Who forced me to watch snotr?
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+16 32. blackty commented 13 years ago on video How To Mess With People At The Gym

Hump in place ( :D )
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+16 33. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Double fail

#(removed comment), thats what makes the video funny. Just imagine you run into a lil bad luck, and someone starts laughing....like that! :D
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+15 34. blackty commented 12 years ago on video The Use Of Punji Traps In The Vietnam War

Rambo, First blood! Used it on the police.
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+15 35. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Dog terrified of low-fat lamb jerky

Maybe he knows it's not lamb...
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+15 36. blackty commented 9 years ago on video Helping hands in Philadelphia

Every person's reaction is different. At this split second, an average-joe becomes extraordinary and a lady walks away in shock (only to return to watch out for a train). People are truly fascinating.
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+14 37. blackty commented 13 years ago on video helicopter crash compilation

2:11 the guy nearly became seafood.
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+14 38. blackty commented 13 years ago on video World Record Indoor Photo 360º Panorama

That is some high quality picture
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+14 39. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Touchscreen with real physical buttons

Watching porn on that screen would be much more interesting
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+13 40. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Coldplay steals from Super Mario bro's

I think its a good video, guys. I bet all you want to see r skateboarding fails, women drivers, car accidents, near misses, Sir David Attenborough, drunk blondes, dorm pranks, UFC fails, football fails and breakdancers. DId i miss anything?
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+13 41. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Tidying up art

#(removed comment), so he needs to address that problem because he's swiss? If you go on a holiday and ppl find out your american do you want them to tell you about how "you" need to stop having your holiday and do something about the red indians, the palistinians, cubans, guantanamo bay prisoners, afro-americans, the banks, iraq, afghanistan, somalia, world poverty, WW3, 9/11, the education system,etc.
You need to wake up my self-righteous, deluded fellow snotr-ist.
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+12 42. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Van Nisterlrooy Celebrates goal infront of opponent

aaaah, the sweetness!!! The yellow is nothhiiiing, the revenge is everythinnggg! >:)
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+12 43. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Own Goal

Ruthless commentators >:)
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+12 44. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Stefan Holm Hurdles Training

1 for those who dont get it "OOoooh...White man can jump after all"
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+11 45. blackty commented 14 years ago on video How hotdogs are made

"left overs compressed with starch, syrup, water and spices shaped in a rod-like shape anyone?" :P
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+11 46. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Nutrigrain ad.

is this advertising lol?? I would never let any of my (future) kids touch that!

i might have some though.. :D
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+10 47. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Sum Ting Wong

Nice track. :)
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+10 48. blackty commented 12 years ago on video You Don't Know Sh*t About Iowa

People in Iowa are rude
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+9 49. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Bad Ass Grandmother Delivers a Brutal Beating to Much Bigger Grandmother

when she pulled the other grannie i thought of scorpion in mortal combat "COME OVER HERE!"
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+9 50. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Fire Illusion

I fast forwarded it. I have such a short attention spam :'(
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+9 51. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Ronaldo giving Nuno Gomes some snot

A hit and run case :D
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+9 52. blackty commented 12 years ago on video How to not escapce from parking service

They are not allowed to pick up the car or move it with a person inside anyway! So they are definitely in the wrong
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+8 53. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Camping prank

Komodo: "Hey wait! is it my breath?"
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+8 54. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Hair on fire

Supersayin
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+7 55. blackty commented 14 years ago on video TanDEM-X launch

i used to spit paperballs through straws (with deadly accuracy), talk about that.
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+7 56. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Children stick up for eachother.

i had a tear in one eye. I'm a teacher but ill never be as good as this teacher.
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+7 57. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Unpractical shoes

very bad design
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+6 58. blackty commented 14 years ago on video How to make a Daft Punk helmet

the force is strong in this one 8-)
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+6 59. blackty commented 14 years ago on video what we do for a beer...

#2
why r ppl voying this down? its funny what some ppl would for bud light
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+6 60. blackty commented 13 years ago on video License Plate Gadget

"Officer it was an added option at the dealer...honestly"
Yh i think that would work, somebody please post the link where u can buy it
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+6 61. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Greek Fireworks Battle on Easter

Am i the only one that thought about the fire hazard?
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+6 62. blackty commented 13 years ago on video A Love Tap

that was sooooo nice :)
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+6 63. blackty commented 12 years ago on video American Ninja Warrior 2012

I am useless
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+5 64. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Jurassic Park in real life?!

How the hell can he see something??
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+5 65. blackty commented 14 years ago on video It was one in a million chance

GOD I LOVE SLOW-MOTION! priceless
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+5 66. blackty commented 14 years ago on video 25 Foot (8 meter) Zipline Faceplant

Damn, i love slowmotion
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+5 67. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Tiger Nurses Piglets

Do you think the tiger would also welcome a cop sucking its tits?
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+5 68. blackty commented 13 years ago on video The real burnout

Somebody should inform the mythbusters (they used gasoline and induced sparks to create a tiny lil burn). A burn out is possible.
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+5 69. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Top 10 - People You Hope Never Reproduce

If only world leaders solved their problems like this...
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+5 70. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Honesty pays off

"or,or,or..!you could give me a handjob."

Priceless!
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+5 71. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Can Men and Women be Just Friends?

#7. He's joking
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+5 72. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Paper Speakers

Peaking into a adults magazine in a supermarket can have big consequences now with audio...
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+5 73. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Great escape ?

How'd you explain that one?
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+4 74. blackty commented 14 years ago on video inside a birdhouse

Birds like this one move fast because their heart beats 300 times a minute. Smaller animals are like this, rats and mice are the same aswell.
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+4 75. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Get off the brakes

Nobody got hurt except the one dumbass who was standing in the bus at 3:25. :x
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+4 76. blackty commented 13 years ago on video 1 month old talking baby

3 no that's the couch, no leg is that big. Oh hold on, its in america right...
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+3 77. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Big Boom Abstract Art

imagine her making a sandwich for you in da kitchen. "this is a .30 rifle bullet, ill be spreading jam and peanut butter by shooting .....etc"

yh. anybody?
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+3 78. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Birth of A Botfly Maggot: with "Doctor Bugs"

What can I say? My mind is absolutely blank. No intelligent response to this video...other than maybe, wtf.
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+3 79. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Tire Deformation

6. How would one survive that?
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+3 80. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Good cop.. good cop

20. Guns are made purely for killing and maiming.Whether they are in the hands of "good" or "bad" people. What logical argument for its possession can u have knowing that?
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+3 81. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Driving Dog

That blond was hot!
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+3 82. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Silence of Love

Insurance doesn't cover suicide. This commercial would be banned in Europe for being misleading. Sweet though
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+3 83. blackty commented 12 years ago on video The Chasers War on Everything - Stig

I feel soo bad for that sucker...i hope they gave him something nice
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+2 84. blackty commented 14 years ago on video robotic leg

amazing, but u can actually hear the leg's servo's working.
One day closer to i-robot :D
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+2 85. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Jackie Chan Trains a Fish

love his "peace" pose, looked like in rush hour
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+2 86. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Silly pandas

Their playing looks too human :S ...like there are some people with some panda suits on :D
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+2 87. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Remember Dub Step Juggler ?

this guy must get laid with skills like that
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+1 88. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Old age dosen't allow

they are soooooo fragile :O
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+1 89. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Sculpture fail

:'( tbh the sculpture is beautiful, maybe next time
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+1 90. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Ken Block - Gymkhana 3.2

The car was soooo incredibly short geared. It was getting into 6th gear in no time, so i guess it accelerates quickly but low top speed.
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+1 91. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Freaky the scary snowman

1:11 PRICELESSS!!!
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+1 92. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Trouble in the pool

hahahaha, IN YO FACE!!
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+1 93. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Police vs. drifter

some extra slick tires they are
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+1 94. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Slow Motion Compilation

I wonder why humans are so with slow-mo? Its like staring at a fire...
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+1 95. blackty commented 12 years ago on video 100 YEARS / STYLE / EAST LONDON

I think we are going backwards...in terms of style
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+1 96. blackty commented 9 years ago on video Ted Bear 2

Da ass clap... :|
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0 97. blackty commented 14 years ago on video The mystery hexagon on Saturn.

am i the only one who thinks..."who had the time to find this?" would be great on a first date over dinner "yh i found THE hexagon babydoll"
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0 98. blackty commented 13 years ago on video AT&T Network Flash Mob

AT&T are jealous of tmobile
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0 99. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Japanese Astronaut Plays Baseball in Space

He's higher than a mothafu'a!
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0 100. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania

lol, I think the reason they stopped abruptly in the end was because the guy fell really hard on the windscreen and broke it.
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-1 101. blackty commented 13 years ago on video The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere

The best doctor is the one who calls it how he sees it..."You have ass cancer, like when you have cancer in your aaaassss..." :D
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-1 102. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Building a new bridge in 5 days ...

Always rushing, maybe that's why its called the human race
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-1 103. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Sneeze Prank

Head shot!
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-2 104. blackty commented 14 years ago on video Rachmaninoff's Big Hands

I'm still waiting for the six fingered baby (see previous snotr video)
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-2 105. blackty commented 13 years ago on video That's a cool little remote control boat ...wait... :O

pump up da volume....why? :S
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-2 106. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Butcher Lady Needs Help With Garbage Bags

Funny, but am I the only one who finds this a bit OTT?
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-2 107. blackty commented 13 years ago on video 26 People in a Mini Cooper

3:36 THE LOOK OF A BLACK MAN IN THE VICINITY OF A NICE BEHIND! :D :D
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-2 108. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Art With Salt

just add salt
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-2 109. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Wall Demolition with a small car

Lol I definitely would like to hang out with these guys.
Kurva!
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-2 110. blackty commented 12 years ago on video Top 10 Biggest Tornadoes

"Somebody stop me!" The MASK
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-3 111. blackty commented 13 years ago on video A new fur coat?

I dont know about the fox, but the ferrets were held in compartments in the jacket. Just see how the coat is nothing but flaps in the end...All this for our entertainment. Shame on you snotr viewer, shame!
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-4 112. blackty commented 14 years ago on video My code word for taking the dog on a walk

#12 correction: Overboard funny

"Childporn?"
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-5 113. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Slam Ball - Top Plays

Guys, this is not snotr material. It's interesting, but not like my usual daily dose. AM i wrong?
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-6 114. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Water Boy

this is disgusting, but as the guy concluded "Dixon, you are so cool..." it tells alot is wrong with the world 2day.
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-8 115. blackty commented 13 years ago on video Immigration, world poverty and gumballs.

mmmmh...gumballs & immigration
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-8 116. blackty commented 13 years ago on video What Cats Are Really Thinking

I call fake on this one