Oi mates, can't make bugger of it all here on Snotr lately.

Vids are submitted by longtime members and either ignored or sabotaged with negative points only for the same vids to be uploaded by anonymous or new members that are awarded with positive feedback and rep points.

Considering the lack of f*ckall to all members with so little a demand as a "Favorite Section" to be had, let alone any regard and respect to Snotr's followers, I say bugger off.

I can find the same vids faster and among a better admin/moderating team -as well as a more mature membership- elsewhere.

Cheers all. Wish you well, thank to those whose vids I commented on, you're the reason I came here.

Piss off to the other for the reasons I won't be back. Be well mates.

Regards,
Bud (ex-pat in the states)

His name is Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Not Niel Tyson, Neal Tison, or Kneel Tighson.

The man is among the coolest dudes on earth right now. Let's at least get his name right.

Great clip. Saw it a while back. I'm a big fan. Cheers for spreading the word around about his teachings. Voted

LMAO! Great clip.

"...five if you're flying to Nigeria..."

#32, stupid person? Why's that? The bear has already waltzed into her yard and ventured onto her deck while sniffing out food. lol Squirrels, deer, moose, mice, rabbits, birds... they do the same.

Seems to me she was smart since she was inside with her baby instead of trying to feed that bear peanuts outside and from her hand.

Goatse lives!!!

LOL I wondered how without a sunroof he's was going to get out. Clever bugger he is!

Cool clip Niek

#18, Don't knock your fellow Belgians on the English language until you yourself have mastered the symantics.

It's 'divided', not "devided".
It's 'exist', not "excist".
It's 'basically', not "basicly".

Enough said, mate.

LOL Brilliant!

#8 It's because there's some pikey eleventeen yr. old who hands out the thumbs down votes to get attention. Probably hasn't had his nappie changed.


Old or young, it takes bollocks to perform this feat. Cool seeing the video again.

#7 I think it's from a show that used to be on Fox channel in the states called, RealTV.


Powerful stuff. I wonder how miles/kilometers the boom was heard.

Very cool clip USAnumber1.

Cat's protecting his territory. Great vid Rob

I think it's brilliant. PR at it's best.

They're reaching out to the demographic that has the most expendible income. They give out a few free bottles, couple of pizza's, sub sammiches and they gain thousands of customers in return thanks to the shared video all over the internet.

They didn't even have to buy commercial air time on networks, they just posted a video on a college site and then sat back to count the dollars as a result.

That's bloody brilliant.

Cool clip.

Gawwwwwww How can you look at that wee thing and not think it's cute. Adorable

It's drivers like him that give motorbikers a bad name. Wish I'd seen him coming, I'd have opened my door. lol

Well the prof had me going so I had to lend a point or two out of humility. lol

cool clip. I can't tape a Christmas prezzie to save my life so cheers to the mate that made it look good. lol

Okay, a pint for the mate here who'll try it out so we can know for sure. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

It's the Energizer train...it keeps going...and going...and going...


Trains like that come through where I live but they only run the long ones in the wee hours of the morning.

(I've got to admit it, I had to replay the beginning a couple times. That whistle just gives me the rush. *breaks out old train set* )

Clean up on track 5! And bring the mop!

Love Eddie Izzard. Too many don't get his humour... such is their loss.

He's the piss.

Cool clip.

LMAO He's brilliant. I loved it when he grabbed the pint and intro'd Mel Gibson. Teh SHITE he is!


Gorgeous post.

#7, lest we forget the vacuum of pressure from a balloon and the addition of the conductions of heat that lend to explosive expansions. (the bag of wine w/a closed valve) lol. It also doesn't help that these boxes of wine hold a bag that's aluminium encased between air-tight silicone and plastic layers. The reflection off the aluminium alone against microwaves causes burn. Add the pressure quotients to the mix with a cheap microwave and ka-boom!

Put a potato in an microwave. Then put a potato in that's been stabbed with a fork or a knife.

Then try a potato that hasn't been poked and wrapped in aluminium foil. You'll find a huge explosion. What made this one however burn through the oven's frame and into the wall was due to the added combustive component of reflective waves due to the bounces off the aluminium.

But... I think the real harm here is buying wine in a box in the first place and then destroying it in a microwave oven. It also doesn't help that the pikey didn't know how to hold a wine glass properly. lol

It's really common to get street food in bags from vendors in China. Indonesia as well. Some of the vendors just offer a stick from a cup that someone else has used who knows how many times before you.

They use the bags with the fizzy/soda/pop/soft drinks since they get the money back the deposit money on the bottles. Instead of them being dumped on the ground and the less appealing locals coming to collect them for money, they use the bags to reduce the trashier side of vending in this popular marketplace. It's actually a good thing in terms of sanitary utensils for anything you buy off the street carts considering how many different classes and countries of people are exposing/exposed to even these simple street samplings. A lot can be passed hand to mouth then on to a plane homebound


Cool clip.

I love seeing the slo-mo clips. They let me view some footage I'd otherwise not see so detailed. It's cool stuff.

Great clip Rob.

LMFAO

Bloody brilliant!

#26, Petra, no, there was no one in the chair. It's obvious. The support pillar alone combined with the space of the chair according to what measurments of anyone in that chair at that time compared to the spacing of the pillar, the room and the timing of the dogs reactions lends well enough evidence that the chair was unoccupied.

LOL Brilliant. Great post.

I need shrooms or skunk to appreciate this one. LOL

"Shut-up woman, get on my horse". wtf? wluce0? lol

Don't get me wrong, I love dogs and I know some of their senses are more keen than humans but if you look at the video at :57 seconds, you'll see that the office chair was rolling at the same time Sophie was running off.

Also, unless you're right on top of the epi-centre of a quake, the shaking effects don't just start with a huge rocking. There's a subtle rumble. A lot like feeling dynamite being detonated. It's a gradual rumbling to quaking and shaking. There's also after shocks which are lesser rumblings happening as the rest of the earth resettles itself between the shifted plates.

Good clip, but too many people are thinking that the dog sensed it before others when in fact, she didn't.

But no doubt you take Sofie and have her sniff over someone who's got a lot of new moles due to sun poisoning and she'll tell you which marks are malignant/cancerous and which moles are benign/non-cancerous.

She'll also sniff out the biscuit you have hidden in your shirt pocket.

I hate videos that make me feel like, "shite, why didn't I think of that".

Cool clip.

Classic, always loved this clip. Haven't seen this in a while so cheers

He knew right where to cut or just got lucky. LOL Great clip.

LMAO! Brilliant!

Yep, it's working. Now let's try the sprinkler system inside the shop.

Cool clip

LOL I was half expecting the wee one to spit pea soup. Reminds me of that old Twilight Zone episode with the "living doll", talky Tina:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=882652256

Cool clip Dokandre, cheers on the link too mate.

I enjoyed it.

#8, Spot on Brah

Bobbies on their toes they are!

#3, yes, they're in the UK.

No fun unless there's a mole popping it's head up.

Fun clip

Brilliant! Absolutely gorgeous.

Bloody 'ell! Can't remove that with lasers. Looks like he's got two hematomas.

#10, we'll never run out of petrol. Not in our lifetime anyway and I doubt during yours or my great-great-great grandchildrens lives. Alternative fueling and energy systems will be in place long before this planet runs out of its resource in crude oil.

Cool clip

#13, I didn't mean to hurt yer wittle fewwings. Have a tissue and a song PinkTwinkie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhdSvJKYPMM

#13, SPAMMER I won't click on that site no matter what name you come on under.

#(removed comment), if SNOTR's such crap, why do keep coming back to comment?

btw mate, it's THIEF not Theif. lol Takes the piss out of yer, aye wanker?

Stupid hiking partner if you ask me. He's holding a camera and more intent on getting a vid instead of holding tight to a base-line rope and spotting his partner. (Note there's no base-line rope at all).

Stupidity of these newbs are why rescue squads are called upon too often and all at the expense of the local residents taxes, not the idiot tourists. More often than not rescue squads efforts turn from search and rescue to search and recover since most of these morons die all thanks to their ignorance of the terrain and respect to the sport.

#3, even though you were joking, you're spot on mate. Amateurs.

Good clip to show what not to do and how not to hike the canyons.

#(removed comment), Doesn't look like the Aussie bush mate. The strata is more consistent with southwestern North America.

Gallagher does it with the sledge-0-matic lol

fast fwd to 6:35 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI8QxKTw59Q&feature=related

#7, It's Clair De Lune by Debussey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlvUepMa31o


Good clip sux2bu

Jaysus, if not for the feathers I'd think it was my wife.

LMAO Good kitty.

#15, the workers that built the Burj Dubai were paid so little they were starving and remain in poverty today.


It's a beautifully brilliant architectual work of art and an amazing engineering feat, no doubt. Applause for the Dutch and the Brits both since it's they that created the Burj's concept but a big boo on the UAE for implementing slave labor to construct it.


Cool clip USAnumber1

#8, so upload some instead of being a whiney gint.

Just set that S.S. Minnow anywhere Flipper.

It's huge! Love to watch them, creepy but soothing lol Cool clip sux2bu

That's awesome! Totally rocked! Great clip Jos

#12, Cheers Sizzlik, Happy new year to too mate.

Agreed, very nice addition here. Great clip Niek.


#7, so what if it's a repost. Rather see a classic clip rerun than a crap clip made yesterday. When's the last time you contributed a vid here?

#10, nailed it! I thought the same thing watching this arsehole around the bikers.

#18, AP aka Associated Press is American based but prodominently funded by a board of subscribers from several different countries. It's comparable to another world-wide news source called Reuters. It's existence as a reputible news agency relies solely on it's reputation for non-biased reporting since it's funding comes from these many different nations memberships.

It's also not just American news mate. Not by any means.

LMAO #5, taeran, nailed it mate

#22, Oi! Yer paid in cookies and banning rights mate. Bollocks on blame, your mod moobs move beyond the mamby's here.

Oi Snotrs! It's not meant to offend Jaysus. The song is nice (I cry like a bitch hearing it meseff)but the cartoon with this comedian's sketch was brilliant.

#16, the funniest thing about this thread is your pretending to be a tough guy.

#11, this isn't a movie, it's report from the AP aka, Associated Press, compiling this past years largest and most globally impacting news events from 2009. It says a lot about what's happening in the world today when terrorism and the bulk of terrorist threats stem from one region on the globe, does it not? It's all warm and fuzzy to realise the impact that one celebrity musician like Michael Jackson had on the world during their lifetime but when there are other more severe events happening at the same time that are affecting the living to this day? Gee, I don't know about you but for billions of others the bullshite of H1N1 and a pedophile asexual dead celeb take a backseat to more important issues that are more worthy of resolving and being reported on. Guess it's all on what you value though mate.

Good clip Jos.

Top that Ginsu!

#3 and #10, I doubt anyone here condones pedophilia. Everybody has their own sense of humour and what most of us find funny on an internet parody video doesn't necessarily mean we find it amusing in real life. So many people are better able to deal with the darker sides of reality by attaching something contrary to it with the intent of lightening it up a little and usually it's through humour.

Can you imagine the size of the beverage holder?

Cool truck

ROFLMFAO



#(removed comment), what's with the hoopy spam? you're saying it's related but it has nothing to do with the clip. wtf?

#10, what crumudgeon you are! So it's not funny to you. Plenty of others who have a fine sense of humour and can relate their own innocent discoveries of their parents, erm, adulthood. No peodophilia about it at all. What a wanker.

This whole family is hysterical. You can't watch one clip though to get the whole gist of their humour.

"Can you believe mommy puts out that much? " LMFAO Good clip.

#11, exactly. LOL


#12, Cheers Paul. I watched it at least 10 times and I'm still chuffed.

#1, no, World Cup's just a joke. Now get back to your bottle of lotion and playing with your sister's Easy Bake Oven.

Dayum! Lucky's an understatement.

LMFAO #32, brilliant post sux2bu.

"...your wife can't shave..." LMAO

Gawwww, he's loving it. LOL @ his quivering lips.

I love the compilations. LMAO Brilliant combination with these two movies!

Depending on who you talk to, the U.S. is damned if they do or damned if they don't when speaking of their involvment in any wars.

As for WWII, the U.S. became involved full force on Dec. 7, 1941, the day Pearl Harbor was attacked. Coincidentally, an ambassador from Japan was meeting with the U.S. upper echelon's in Washington, D.C. in an effort to assure the U.S. of it's allied cooperation against Germany allthewhile knowing their ulterior motives. Within hours of these handshakes and promises in Washington, Japan sent kamakzi pilots to disable the strongest U.S. military base in the Pacific that posed imminent threat from the southeastern quadrant of the globe to Germany's achille's tendon.

But like I said, depending on who you talk with depends on what they think about the U.S. The morons who accuse the U.S. of arriving late clearly have no conception of history let alone facts. They also don't have a reasonable grasp of how good they really have it as a result of free nations beating Hitler's utopic Germany to pulp.

That's all I'm bothered to say in this thread.

#6, it's funny because it pokes fun at the shallow girls from Jersey who hang with Mafia wannabe boys (aka GUIDOS)that sport spray fake tans, pucker out their lips, dress like gigalos and think they're hawt.


Take a gander at the Guidos:
http://boingboing.net/2008/02/08/pictures-of-guys-in.html

http://www.clubitup.com/dna/dna110406/html/index002.html

Make sure you click on all the links in the comments so you get the whole picture.

LMAO Brilliant, just brilliant!

LOL It's as if he'd read my mind.

LMAO Got the duck lips down, Yo!

#8, It's Nina Gordon. Originally it's a song from NWA, called, Straight Outta Compton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzaCSrKS-R8

Here's Nina's version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2EGOB9-lc

Another great clip! Very sweet save.

Whoa! NICE! Great find Jos

Cool clip sux2bu.

Jaysus! It hurt just watching.

Looks like the TWEEN TROLLS are in full force. Makes you wonder what their parents are doing while the kids are allowed to stay up so late during winter break.

Implosions are very cool! It was sad watching this when it was on the news years ago since one more landmark of the old Vegas was being retired. Thanks for posting this, was fun watching it again.

#7, thanks for the answer, I wondered that myself. I was thinking it was from Apocolypto.

#17, thanks for the link, very cool.

I sort of think that it's cheating the audience in way but at the same time I have to think about all these locations taking place on busy city streets and what it takes to shut them down for a days worth of shooting. If there's a regular series like CSI or Law And Order, the streets would be closed all the time. So I suppose the digital green screens help for that purpose. Even though it's an art to build a scene digitally, something is lost in the expertise and artistry found in cinematography when the cameramen capture a scene beautifully and a director is able to choregraph so many things simutaneously in order to make it all work as opposed to cutting and pasting back on editing room computer.

LOL Bet the heckler at the beginning didn't think she sucked after that. She rocked!

"And the worst part is, I bought one for Christmas." LMAO

#1, I hear ya.

LOL #6.

Yep, just set that anywhere Captain Crunch.

#13, LMAO good one

LOL The Port-A-John was brilliant!

#10, this music IS Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata", not was. Give the man a little credit.

#8, that's what I was thinking too. lol

So that's what it looks like, usually it's going in my mouth too fast to notice. Cool video.

#16, oh grow up. You mentioned spamming and my post was the only one on the thread with a link. What would you expect me to think? Anyway, resume your whining. It's entertaining.

Cheers #15, liverpoolboy

#13, if you're referring to me posting a link, get over it. It's not spamming when you're adding informative content relevant to a clip that's from a reliable news source. Not like I'm spewing my own site...or continuously whining in repetitive posts here like some people. *rolls eyes*

Wow that's a lot of pressure going through that main.

lol This was at the old Adams Mark hotel that Hyatt's taken over. Apparently it was on the news last night.


The link won't work since there's a blocker here, so just copy and paste the link in your browser. It tells the whole story.

http://www.fox2now.com/news/ktvi-valet-abuse-cars-hyatt-121509,0,6905487.story

Jerks. Can't say they'll have that job for long if they're boasting about where they work and what they're doing on the job.

The should have named it: Bob.

LOL Brilliant. I was half hoping Santa would say something like, "Jack, you were such a happy lad, you deserved that Malibu Barbie when you were 9".

Holy ship that's cool! Designed after the Louisville Slugger, priceless. Nice find Niek

#15, It's not a cop, it's a highway utilitly escort vehicle. This cement truck is lit up because it's in a parade of sorts. There are many in the states that do this at night and toss candy out to kids. Since when have you heard Rudolph the rednosed reindeer playing during a traffic stop? They're in front of building, probably enroute to the holiday function they're all lit up over.

#12, there was no fast response because during these rally races, emergency crews are only stationed at pre-determined areas of the route. They also have to wait for radio replies from those stations before the wreck to determine what other cars are nearing the kilometer mark where the accident took place. Pedestrians aren't allowed to run over the sidelines either. If you have a lot of people running on the track to help and other cars are coming at full speed, then there's going to be a bigger mess.

#7, they sell strands of lights that come with a small battery packs at their ends instead of outlet plugs. They probably used those so that each section of truck was isolated to it's own power source and any spare lengths of lights could be tucked.

Tonka goes Lite-Brite!

LOL Now Apple knows how it feels to be ripped off.

He plays better than some adults I know.

I'm with #1!

Gaww, cool dog. Cool breed those sled dogs. Really gorgeous

LMAO Shoulda shown the grandad's face, bet he was thinking, "that's my boy!"

Old fashioned text messaging LOL

#'s 11 and 12, I thought the same thing about a rider in back. Cool though, wish I'd thought of that lol

LOL Love her little foot convulsion after the pass-out. Oh that was funny!!!

FFS, who gives a **ite what anyone thinks. If you liked it, great, if you didn't? So what?

Not like our lives are depending on whether any of us agree here or not. They're just videos people.

gawwww. Great vid

It's the jerk in the white cars fault. They pulled out in the left lane at a putt-putt speed and that huge dump truck hauling all that weight couldn't stop in time.

lol wasn't expecting that

I haven't seen this since it was on SNL. Brilliant vid! LMAO

#5, you said it! lol Don't mess with mum.

that was EXCELLENT!!! LOL

Who let the motorcycle dork drive again?

LMAO Skeesicks

oops

Awwww sweet bonnie bobbie.

LOL Brilliant

lmao!

Anyone who doesn't care for British humor just doesn't "get it". It's brilliant! Great video LMAO

#2, You're right actually, it's harder with one rider than two. Physics. The piggy-backer's weight lends counter balance to the driver's and thus make the bikes inertia more steady. Still, the driver has to maintain an exact speed calculated to the slope of the ramp's measurements. The second or piggy-backer's weight also has to be calculated into the mix. Put a 22 stone man in the back and this clip would have a different ending lol

Whoa! That was cool! Wonder how many times they had to practice that?

Pooh bear!

Very cool, thanks for the feedback Tareim

Whoa lol, looks like Santa Monica.

Cool clip. <grabs jewels>

How tacky.

PULL! lol I'd soooooooo like to try this.

HGTTG rocks! lol

Excellent clip, never get sick of seeing this.

Osram, a cowbell! Needs more cowbell!!

LOL It blew up in my face! I wanna do it again!

JimDunlop -aka JimDumbfuck-

How about if you dislike these cat vids so much you just ignore them? Where's the gun to your head forcing you to watch them?

I think it's fucking hilarious pussies like you keep crying about how lame cat vids are to but they're the only vids any of you are really vocal about.

Whose pussy are you now? Mine. Now lick my tail, you make me feel dirty.

Is he Russian too?

so cool

I want their Hot Wheels set!

If you don't like them, then why click on them?

LMAO

That looks kinda fun