to everyone, this dog was not going to hurt the kitten, All dog's look after every thing that is living and smaller then them, Don't know why but some people are just retards, And the most of it is people treat their dog's like shit and this would be the only reason why it would bite anyone/thing,

If a guy brings a kid up around a big dog most people think that the dog is going to kill the kid but not true, Walk up to the dog and push the kid over(warning even if the dog knows you and not the kid you had better start running)cause that dog will look after the kid over its master, Most people do not understand dog's and this is why most pitbulls end up dead by law's world wide

you can really see the people who have never gone on one of them things on this site by their tarded posts

its a pommer like a t-bar but yet don't have the high end costs like a chair lift
if you have never gone on one ( no matter if you're a guy or a girl you're bum is gonna be sore the next day

pommer's and t-bars are harder for people on boards as you need to go up the hill on you side where with one foot out and sliding all over your board
ski's can go train driver on them ( in a straight line )

#6
YOU poor little thing :p
try 1996 was the first 16 player game

#3
he is not even a cop ( high way cop is not a street cop )
highway cops have the right to do what they want on the high way hence the term high way cop
and no that the undercover cop is a street cop/related has no real right to do any thing and has to act like a man when he gets pulled over on the HIGH WAY

#1
i was just thinking the same thing

they are very well known to eat cats and small dog's but they count as rats

I love Russian people ( not so much the people but what they do ) safety comes last

bitch stole my spot ,
she if she likes piss

#all
My burgers look are taste better
aka the works (bacon,egg,tomato,salad,cheese,buns browned on the hot plate,) all showing for the eye to see( use to be a burgers flipper )

#4,
to me the game seems like a waste of time and money


its the ice hockey for blacks

#11 softy !
In soviet Russia xbox plays you !

#6
only thing is the funnyman who comes here is not the same person, and also why would you use the same name as your stage name on snotr ?
also the funnyman from this site is not funny at all ( I have seen fish be more funny with a "bloop Bloop"

as i have said before i am not funny so if you find it funny ^^ keep it to your self :~)

#20
no the couch was leather and not a cheap one ,
3 thumps up for the girl but

the guy with the gun had sparked a smoke with his gun just moments before going inside the shop , the guy who comes up from behind was walking behind him to the same shop ,

In the shop :words said
robber ( stick em up )
shop keeper ( OK )
drunk(hey that's my lighter gun that you stole from me at the bar, asshole give it back)
robber( piss off or i will shoot you )
drunk( you mean light me "lighter gun"
robber( don't make me do it !)
~FIGHT STARTS~
shop keeper ( A take it out side no fighting in the shop)
robber ( runs like a chicken with the lighter gun )
Drunk ( now what was it i came here for ? )

that's the report

no women driving jokes?
.

Oh I for got that its mostly women who came here

the cabbie got a 10 pointer for his good driving skills ( was text-ing on his phone to some one when he herd a thump on the car ) the bike was in tiny pieces

she wants the bag not the paint .

he is also butt ugly with out the paint, so he could have been thinking that it was an improvement ?

but how about the Dr Phil of the UK hey wow watch real one this copy cat is coming for ya job

#(removed comment)#5#8 all the same person
are funny person would never say they are funny ,
but in your case you are just a clown not a funny clown like hahaha funny but more like a dipshit clown

TAKE THAT APPLE ?

new from Microsoft its the Mw-pad , you can play non apps games on it
and you don't have to buy only Mw-pad things to use it .

Microsoft Windows pad for all your porn needs

#7 the watch was his cock
#8 yeah but bigger never lasts longer or packs a punch ,,,....
#15 if only more people had seen what you said maybe you would have over 500+ bad votes

not all black guys have big dicks yes it goes with out saying but the truth of it is that most of the bbc you see in porno's have been made that big by a doctor ,
if you really want to stand on par with the bbc's then eat more liver and egg whites there is one other thing to eat but i have blanked it out.

If i were to say the size of my gun i think i would have lots of guys crying ( i am skinny but its called a gun for a reason )
when i use it all the girls freeze in fear and think is it over ??? not i have just started

#12
Americans don't know how to eat healthy how to you think they know how to have fun ?
over 70% America is over weight that's a whopping 30% left and that's is also counting your northern counter parts would say the name but you would cry you eyes out knowing the truth

by the way Canadians are way better than the fat people down to their south in (America)if they were to redo that chart it would be America 98% over weight to Canada 98% healthy and slim ( not over weight)
= America being the place to live if you have no life, hate everything driftnet to you and think war is the only way to solve anything

#10 well said
i don't have any combat training but can tell you if i was given a gun and told that this thing is going to save your life in battle ( hell yes i would test it )
hell yes i would test it on my self to , not go for the kill but to atlest see what's it can do and how much it hurts ( thurs = knowing what you use and how to use it ), i know that sounds like a man talking about his mini body gun but its true weather it be a bike or a car you test it to see what it can do and what it can not do

p.s.I test every thing i get my hands on even if a test will brake it

#8
um every thing that comes from the net ,tv movies ,or just plane random bs

#9 no way
that's what it said at the start of the clip ,
just need to learn how to put the words in so it don't look like a 5 year old was typing for you

#10
noshit you think they could have done that right off the bat ?
no one can get something they have never done before in one try its just the law of the world.
take the best basketball player of all time 23 played for the bulls ( his first try at his high schools to play in the basket ball team did not go so well for him the next year that's 365 days of nothing but playing ball by him self

all wrong ,
she had no money for a ticket ( spent on the shopping ) so why not if you can get a free ride get one ,

better to have ski's on for that one but , snow on the roads

the 2 women were talking about how good men don't just fall out of the sky,
and the big guy up stairs, single, started jumping and then the floor caved in on him

My bet is next they started to talk about money falling from the sky

rear monkey plays with ball on streets .
his master is the true monkey

Well in China in some of the farm towns close to a rivers have people that train their ducks to catch fish for them and in return the duck gets well looked after and lots of food at the end of the days work ,
its a working duck you could say ,but the amount that were on the march then was a joke no one could handle that meny ducks at one time unless the ones at the front were like the leader

would have been good to have seen a mother duck with the babies running around

The naked guy was part of the show ,
this sport = 10 + years of acting school then maybe you make it into the big time where faking it is more than just apart of the game

omg look what you have done to the kids ,
there dam mother let them stay in side and do NOTHING ALL DAY LONG over summer, cos she was to cheap to buy sunscreen .

#8
But it feels so right calling it ,British, its something that the poms would do and are still doing ,



I almost fell asleep watching it

#6
but they fall apart after a year

#17
big day out 2009 aus , Melbourne ,one of the best bid day outs ever , saw lots of tits in the beer tents .spent $900 on beer alone a day never to forget

btw beers were like $10 each for A small can

#10
I my self have smoked it for over 10 years and the days i got without it i feel like a retard ,
#17
(define too much weed)
have a big party cone before bed,wake up the next day smoke a killer bowl off to school do 8 hrs or so then back to home to smoke cone after cone for hours .

do that every day for at lest one full year !
(defined)

#15
not you should have add it together

but my self is cutting back ,not so young any more and starting to feel it

#2 , no one was hurt , only things that got hurt was about 40 cans on beer

WOOOOoo yeah its party time in Melbourne ,
some kids now days they think its how you look and not what you do ,
His been getting picked on every day at school from the day of that interview ppl in Melbourne have even stopped looking so retarded like that dork in the video above no they have gone to the skin tight jeans that you need to cut to get off = gay look

omg that's a big one sticking out she's got lucky

some cat that is , need to be put on a leash in doors ,
its a catchy trend like having a fox as a pet ,and by the sounds of that it was not pissed off about the guy just its way of telling him I AM not in the MOOD ,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gpUsRIGgN8
a guy playing with one as his pet

LOL BIG DAY out Australia , most fun you will ever have

Like the saying goes , its not the size of it, its how you use it

that looks like A real fun train

what #6. forgot to add was also
3. never go fast
4. always have some chains in the car in winter !


Fergus_Thedog . i 2 am Aussie but don't drive ,
you would think they would know at lest the top 5 rules of winter and cars and the what not s should i do when the car starts to slide ,No1 rule of what not to do when car starts to slide on ice !
( do not brake and slowly remove your foot off the gas )

is this all the Action there is in this movie ?
the other 40 + mins is a dance

3:22 omg that's nuts

this game looks like ( cod meets bf )
if they are making a game to help remember them who lost their lives in battle . I for one who has just started to get into game dev / 3d design thing. will be going for a game that shows its thanks to them true vets of war1

#(removed comment) i was thinking the same thing as you (mexican standoff)
but at the end you can see the guy in blue with the long stick gets in too close to use it ...and the shop keeper with MChammer , thinks to him self its hammer time . his the winner, he even went back to finish the job...
any one tried to swing a big stick around ? its hard to move it when you in close but back a few steps you will do better hitting someone with it .

#15 Chuck Norris is a panzie to this kid :p

where do i get one of them ?

#10.
i know but what 6 and 7 said about (driving licence and credit card to be able to rent a car.)
the main id you need is also a passport good luck getting one of them that's legit
in Australia you will get busted so fast its not funny with a fake passport (Australia runs things a bit more tight ass to the rest of the world

as for finding a house not hard at all (realestate.come) that and you have every thing else you want
USE a fake name for the sale

#4 lol yes they have the fans but did you stop to think they also have a home game ?..seen the team play nothing but show not even any class
the red team was QLD and the blue team were the vic's

nsw suck go the lander's

this one brings back memory's , on ads on Aussie TV

one of the best and most cleanest hits i ever did see ..
the guy gets up to fight LOL

#7 harsh , i suffer from the other thing , boardem so falling a sleep when you need to be awake at work LOL i sleep standing up most days at work with the sunnies on .
by the way i get all my jobs done in the 1st 20 i work for then the rest of the day i can be sleeping .

Maybe i should give you a slap for every hour for a month just for not being like me ??

i could have 5 long black coffee's and still asleep in 10 mins

0:57 sure maybe ,
but the internet was made for porn

#1 no they do not watch anything from the usa only Australian tv and real crap uk tv shows like the bill and meny others .#6 if you lived where cops had no guns you would know what it feels like to be safe ,
a little flash light should do the job of smashing a window but i do hate to tell you that the car had custom windows you can see them hitting the window with the flash light's and no brake

#10 laws...if the cops do not follow the laws there would be no laws at all and no need for pigs aka cops .
no matter where you live the law stats you may only fire your gun on someone who is holding a gun/knife or any deadly weapon ,if its a toy gun that looks so real that the cops think its real well 99% of the courts would back the cop up for doing his job, but no gun and cop shoots well bye bye copper you are going where you have been sending people for a long time

I also tried finger skating i fell off and broke my nail .

#9
no they just installed the 2nd cam a few mins later its nothing really,but yes this guy also showed up at work like that ( that was in the staff car park ) the story is that he also went off at a 3 year old girl for crying then pulls out the bottle down came the beard, he lost that job less 2 hours into the day !!!!.

my bros girl got a ear full from a drunk santa on the 22nd and he got fired less than 2 hours later but i do not think its the same one

that's the kind of thing they learn when they are born into a actors family , the fact of this kid doing all the kung fu , in one of Jackie Chan's movies he tell you the things some of the kids have to do in order to get the part ( but now days its not so bad as to when jackie was a kid )

2 steps and a jump is not travel but you can see how the ref would call it from where he was it looked like it but only 2 steps and jump left foot landed and that is what makes it look like traveling ,but cos it was right on the buzza and ball was in his hands still no count

5:20 Lmao there is a big one on here

#13 sadly no the bike needed to go to the tip same as the rider for doing such a smart thing ,

this is what happens when you do things without drugs and not being high ,
he needs a toe in to that jump on such a small bike .. and better yet get a jumping bike that is made for going fast in small bursts like my norco ryde 2010 model and my next one the 2011 model

:p

it looked like he was diving into a pool ,
but yeah that was in the late 80's befor every one started to think safety first

was that M C HAMMER ?
you can't touch this !

yep just another aussie going BIG , yes its was done in the land down under

I been a sleep in the park one day and some one called the ambo's on me ,i woke up as soon as the guy went to touch me (aka.. pulse )and ask if i was ok , i asked for the person who called them up to rethink it over next time just cos some one is on grass and has their eyes closed does not mean they are dead ,JUST SLEEPING and not really moving around i sleep in the one spot

if a little kid were to be doing the same thing as the people in that video you would have seen every one stop and ask if he was alright .

NOW i do know that people in every city are just plane assholes you will find 1 in 1,000 people will stop .

I am the 1 in 1,000 that does stops when i see some one in need of help of any kind weather its just to get $5 to get a new beer i still help out .

Karma is real

the guy was not even born in the 80's to the 90's 96 is when the good toons ended

and the best cartoon intro is( HE MAN )

2 drag queens

they are men't to be footballers
this was on rove on aussie tv a few weeks ago

hahahahaha i got a pin lock on mine meaning no zips , if the people at the airport want to looking side they need me to open it , i take no chances with anything when going over seas seen too meny people get framed for drugs in there bags

omg a lot of Comment rated too low.

people its funny to see a cat throwing punchers with a fight on the tv get over it , as for #1 no string but a fly ,
my cat use to get into locked cars

i think i know that guy , red hair a real big smart ass, good snow boarder , you should see the guy to it on a bike

#21. not just, but by the looks of it they had a few hard wear shops

3:48 it looks like its dinner time :p

#10. you mean you left the basement got a hair cut and a job
i moved out when i was 19 and still smoked for another 10 years and not this bs but the good old green =420

#3 but you saw the bath mat ?
its out side the real small room they have for a bath room

Lmao at the pocket rockets , i have had that happen to me a few times and lost hard , i now play the better hands a lot slower and just calling till you are more than sure its a bluff ,

#7 i think you need to watch it some more and watch closer , she steps into a guy who is just about to take off then she goes for the guy with a camera , its shows all that she jumped in the way and then started the fight no court in there right mind would let her get away with it and she would cop a hefty fine for it , where i am from we have skate safe zones if some one walks into this zone and see a skater coming for them and then steps in there way they are slapped with a fine

#1 it hit's his back look closer , i have a few mate that have come off there bikes in the air and they got really fked up hard from it one ended up in a tree 20 foot above the ground ( i wish we were recording it for all to lol at )

its just like what we do , we farm chicks to chickens then eat them
and #16 god what god ? come on don't tell me you fell for that crap !!!! if there were such a thing why would we see war and death ?

ok he means at the start to say north east gippsland meaning in Victoria ,Australia

#16 come to Australia that's just a little trick we all know and learn in school

#29 every ride is worth your life , my norco ryde is wroth more than your life !!!

#7
yeah that's sounds like my gym too wogs ,they need to look down and see they have no more balls

#2 you owned #(removed comment)

#(removed comment) if you say that about AFL you will get ripped a new one

@BettyZind The game of football was not invented by the English ( but the proud pom's stole it like everything else

now NFL sorry ppl, but to call that football you would need to play the game with your feet or at lest 70% of it (not just the kick off and field goals ) the real name is called touch ball ( where the quarter back has a hankie on him and to tackle them you take the hankie off there belt ) thats a down!
the game English call foot ball is played 98% with the foot , the game the Aussie's play is also called football ,but is only played 50% with their feet and the other 50% with hands
the game rugby is also played 89% with their hands 11% with their feet

the English taking credit for things they never did ..... aka like ww1 and ww2

@..#1. PortugaL26
no his job is drinking from 9-5 7 days a week 365 days a year
that's the true aussie bogen right their

woooho a new drug to try
@#3 like mushes they can be found around trees ( i wonder how much they would cost for a gram of them ???)

well u take the drugs off the drivers and this will happen

@taek he was dead as soon as the car hit the both or are you just blind to see that theres no time to get out of the car befor it went BOOM

nothing could be done but stand around and wait for the cops to show up so they can ask ppl what they saw ..

thats not a dog but its a small rat

TAKE that donkykong hahahahah

@zoidberg-returns
been there done that. being banned is for the cool ppl

you can not beat a chick in a game. blue balls for you buddy
in a lot of pc game chicks pwn the boy coz the boys want to get layed

and ass for etplayer spell fail hard
and cheesewire poor xbox my a$$ i think all xboxers should have that fate of getting smashed into little bits .

p.s. get a pc way better games way better game play

owned moron putting it close to the edge .

then lets his cat go behind the tv. train it not to and you will have no sore head
retarded pet owners
my mates cats take a piss behind the tv's .not any more
no nuts no bad kitty

i love that guy he make a bad day into a good day

best ever better than the last one

@Smokey are dude he was pissed off his head

abo's do some of the funnyest thing on the fosters :p

at 2:59 best caller fk u ,u cock fker,then 2:05 war what is it goos for :666: