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0 1. chance commented 6 years ago on video Man caught STEALING Gosling from Stanley Park

Defender of worlds

0 2. chance commented 8 years ago on video This Is What Happens When You Get Caught Counting Cards Playing Blackjack

Thanks for posting this, THAT was awesome. Props to everyone involved.

0 3. chance commented 8 years ago on video The Last Star in the Universe – Red Dwarfs Explained

Is this narrator God? How does he know the stars will all die out? Because science? If there is matter aftermath from a super nova it will create a nebula, doesn't matter clump together via gravity? Wouldn't that birth new stars? What about the theory that black holes create new universes... this guy seems to have it all figured out. Not to mention if we can travel away from a star then WE DONT NEED STARS TO SURVIVE!

-3 4. chance commented 9 years ago on video Knock Knock Raccoon

Raccoons are typically nocturnal, night time is when they wander. This lady has her facts wrong. Sigh

-1 5. chance commented 9 years ago on video Say Hello to Deep Blue: ‘The Biggest Shark Ever Filmed’

#5 what is the biggest shark then? Don't say a whale shark because that's not a shark.

+3 6. chance commented 9 years ago on video Al Sharpton vs the teleprompter

#4 how much do you make per year

+3 7. chance commented 9 years ago on video The fight

#1 Hey man we signed up to SnotR the same exact day. That's crazy

0 8. chance commented 9 years ago on video Great Dane Is Jealous Of Dad Petting His Brother

#2 I fully agree... I felt a little awkward. At least they are a very loving family.

+8 9. chance commented 9 years ago on video Would You Take This Bet?

I'll correct you! We all make decisions in life. Some decisions we make have a costs/benefit outcome. This guy is showing us that we feel losses more intensely than we do gains.

Also, one word sentences are dumb! That's just how I really feel.

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-8 10. chance commented 12 years ago on video Afterlife

I have been to the edge and back, and I have far more perspective then this video has to offer. There isn't a god or afterlife, it can be proven without fail, it just requires the right perspective. I wish they woulda asked me to be in the video.

+1 11. chance commented 12 years ago on video Look mom no hands !

i hope you guys realize the first lyrics of the song are "get your hands up"

+4 12. chance commented 13 years ago on video Wedding Proposal

wow i would never want my man to do this. the engagement part was amazing but i would be disappointed if i could have no part in planning the biggest day of my life.

+6 13. chance commented 13 years ago on video Mykel Hawke's Jungle Survival Kit

@3 He said the reason for 2 was in case you started to doubt your compass. I've experienced what he's talking about, I've had to find my way based off of a compass and I remember doubting how reliable it was after a few hours of hiking.

@4 LoL

+5 14. chance commented 13 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...

#27 Good!! I wouldn't want to see you in this country anyways.

+1 15. chance commented 13 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...

I haven't logged in to my account in ages, but I felt the need to comment on this one. I don't believe this is real! If it is real then sometime in the next couple days we will see a lawsuit regarding this. Those "park officers" can't put anyone in prison anyways. Time will tell for sure, case closed.

+3 16. chance commented 13 years ago on video How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?

"I can't understand how something so small can be so impressive" is what he said. Then she follows with "Well mark you would know about that" and continues on. I don't think she meant it as in insult. I think she's banging him. If she meant it as a burn she would have cracked a smile or laughed to release the tension and let him know it was a burn.

anyways my bet is that it was not an insult.

+5 17. chance commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Underwater Swimming White Tiger

@12 I'm not so sure. Great whites get up to 20+ feet and can swim 25 mph... not to mention their jaw size :/

+2 18. chance commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Underwater Swimming White Tiger

If anything I think the cat likes to chase it's food. Animals love games, and in this case I have no sympathy for the tiger... the cat is being spoiled. With that being said, humans are dominate over the earth. That's something all creatures have to live with.

-3 19. chance commented 14 years ago on video Domesticated alligator

#3 LOL

#6 English must not be your native language

+5 20. chance commented 14 years ago on video Failed Arson Attempt

#(removed comment) so by your logic, a foreign commentator = american arsonist. why do you gotta hate so much?

+53 21. chance commented 14 years ago on video Failed Arson Attempt

...obviously since the commentator is speaking english.

+4 22. chance commented 14 years ago on video Snotr gets a mention on RayWilliamJohnson

...the name originally meant s not r

+4 23. chance commented 14 years ago on video The Most Amazing Invention

I'm from Akron Ohio and I haven't heard of this guy, but I am impressed by this new invention.

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-5 24. chance commented 14 years ago on video Soccer fans Dream come true

#4 you must have a boring life

-3 25. chance commented 14 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle

dude's trippin on shrooms or lsd. not that i've ever done that >.>

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-15 26. chance commented 14 years ago on video Near hit

Sounds like Europe :p

I'm not familiar with the phrase, "rolling a fag", so I just looked it up and of course it's British.

+1 27. chance commented 14 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall

I've taught people to ride a motorcycle, and this camera man did a really bad job of going over the basics.

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-7 28. chance commented 14 years ago on video Smart boys

even in america she wouldn't be arrested... come on really?

+2 29. chance commented 14 years ago on video Cat attacks breakdancer

i dont really care if u guys think it's fake, i only read comments to see if anyone posted something witty. after looking at the video a couple times i noticed a hint of the cat's shadow. nice video ^^

0 30. chance commented 14 years ago on video Awesome car race

#8 for real tho i was like OH SHIT WHERE'S THE WITCH

0 31. chance commented 14 years ago on video Motorcycle accident

#9 wtf hax?? how much is ur motorcycle insurance? cuz mine is sooo ridiculously cheap. comes out to around 10 bucks a month.

+2 32. chance commented 14 years ago on video Kitty vs Dog fight

dog vrs lion. GO

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-5 33. chance commented 15 years ago on video Awesome icehokey goal

To say there was no luck involved is very ignorant. There is a lot of skill involved, but luck is a matter of consistency, and it's very unlikely that he could consistently make that shot. I'll give him mad props for risking a shot like that under pressure.

+10 34. chance commented 15 years ago on video Taco Town

It's a sketch making fun of taco bell.

+1 35. chance commented 15 years ago on video Southwest police motorcycle competition 09'

#1 back/front breaking, it doesn't matter which one. and "donut car park".. whaaat??

-4 36. chance commented 15 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2 Trailer

Doom was the father of all FPSs.

+7 37. chance commented 15 years ago on video Beyoncé giving her moment away

The majority thinks that he is a huge ass... sooo >.>

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-6 38. chance commented 15 years ago on video Crime Deterrent Phone

Can I delete comments?

+2 39. chance commented 15 years ago on video Biggest man on earth?

I think his belly might have a lot to do with support for his massive upper frame. Awesome video!

+3 40. chance commented 15 years ago on video Shots 'r' us

agreed with #1,#2,#3,#4,#5,#6,#7,#8,#9,#10,#11

0 41. chance commented 15 years ago on video We Didn't Start the Flame War

you guys CAN SUCK MY DICK! 8===D

+2 42. chance commented 15 years ago on video India - A lot of skilled driver

But accidents do happen, and there needs to be regulation in order to avoid the chaos of the situation. simply put.

+1 43. chance commented 15 years ago on video Hold that truck

#12 and #16 I'm going to have to disagree with you, but not because I agree with number #10, but because I "clearly" don't see the driver. I think you guys are seeing the driver's seat.

+2 44. chance commented 15 years ago on video How not to launch a yacht

the crane operator's excuse was, "hey at least we're still alive".. *then looks the other way*

+3 45. chance commented 15 years ago on video Oversized exhaust

.. i bet it's easy to do a wheely (sp) with all that extra weight on the back!

+1 46. chance commented 15 years ago on video Man stares death in the face, and then takes a picture of it

I think it's more like... car - wall = safe -_^

0 47. chance commented 15 years ago on video Swimming Lesson for Car

I was like... carBURETOR!... snorkel. sweet.

+1 48. chance commented 15 years ago on video Instant Karma

I didn't read the comments, so I don't know what you guys think of this, but I think something is fishy. I work in the film industry and the videographer that took this did a terrible job at off-centering the speaker... I mean terrrrible job. Which makes me think they intended to add mr thruster in the video from the get-go. That's my two cents

+1 49. chance commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride

#26 She is not listening to music...

#27 I give, what's the answer? or did you give the answer? or was that a joke? you never said "what am i?" at the end. I'm sooo lost

+2 50. chance commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride

#(removed comment) tru dat! Although about the samurai sword, someone recently killed a person by chopping their head off with a samurai sword. I don't know the details.

Nice post USAnumber1

+2 51. chance commented 15 years ago on video How NOT to jump an ATV

360s? lol. those were not 360s because he wasn't spinning. and you would say 720 or 1080 for the 2nd and 3rd rotation.

+2 52. chance commented 15 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma

#26 The second one was considered a double post. No need for people to read the second one, hence the negative posts.

+13 53. chance commented 15 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma

This wouldn't have happened if he had only pushed an american. They're to fat to be tossed like that.

-2 54. chance commented 15 years ago on video Amazing Backflip

#7 professional wrestling known as the wwf or wwe is staged. Although today we consider professional wrestling to be the ufc and similar organizations which is obviously the top of the line.

+1 55. chance commented 15 years ago on video Planet Earth

#(removed comment) that's the beauty in life. without humans, earth would be boring.

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-7 56. chance commented 15 years ago on video Vengeful driver

Going out on a limb here, but it's not like I have anything to lose on snotr. I completely agree with bsnow after every statement he made.

To start, he was being bold by sharing his opinion with #7! WHO CARES? His opinion was more logical, so don't take offense to it. Next, #12, "despite all your so obvious intellectual superiority"... yeah, I don't need to say anything more. No, wait. GO GET LAID, it will do you some good. Now with #14, I see right through your bullshit, you exaggerate to make yourself look better, or to provoke the person your trying to offend. Okay, now with #15, niiice opener. "Pointy hat on his head"? LOVE IT. Does that hat also say dunce? Continuing, I watched the video and I was going to say that the charges indicated that the police officer didn't think the man did it intentionally. Too bad bsnow beat me too it. #(removed comment), niiice opener... "no cure for your case"! Great stuff. Serious. Continuing, I will agree that if he hit the officer, the charges would have been a lot worse for the old timer, but the charges should be a lot worse if the officer felt it was intentional... or at the least, the news report would have indicated the old mans intent. #17, really? I mean really?

WHEW!

I'm just a civil servant looking to do his good deed for the day, and now I can rest good tonight knowing that justice was served... or at least put on the spot. LOL

I won't be reading replies because I don't care for all the bullshit responses, plus I'm a busy man. Anyways, I hope that bsnow reads my comment.

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-8 57. chance commented 15 years ago on video Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep At Only 17

lol @ 4. this is real you dumbass

+1 58. chance commented 15 years ago on video Jurrassic Hey!

Hey! *pounce* at 0:14 is my favorite part.

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-7 59. chance commented 15 years ago on video Super cow

i want my sperm to be selected tooooo

0 60. chance commented 15 years ago on video Supermank Dunk

Some of you guys just don't get it

+8 61. chance commented 15 years ago on video Walters & Shieff episode 3

Loved it

+1 62. chance commented 15 years ago on video Electric car: Tesla Model S

hmm. that makes you think. "why don't we stop making gasoline cars and start making all electric ones?". well i'm sure it's not cost effective at this time. i just hate giving money to oil companies.

+6 63. chance commented 15 years ago on video Comfort Wipe commercial

THE new sex toy!.. COMFORT WIPE! no no. waaait a minute.. sooo who else wanted to see a demonstration of the comfort wipe?

+3 64. chance commented 15 years ago on video Speeding, no one thinks big of you

Holy shit that was a downer.

0 65. chance commented 15 years ago on video Showing off does not pay

Well, that's a smaller car. I bet it hurt like a bitch though. I feel sorry for the guy, he doesn't deserve to be run over.

0 66. chance commented 15 years ago on video Opening 20 bottles of beer

Wow, it really does look like water.

+2 67. chance commented 15 years ago on video Free kicks tricks

Yes it was a goal, it's just a risky move.

+2 68. chance commented 15 years ago on video GYMKHANA TWO - The Infomercial

mad respect. that shit was pro. didnt expect it to be pro.

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-9 69. chance commented 15 years ago on video Massage Therapist For Models

I wonder if they're is a line they can't cross. I could see new trainers popping a boner during each session. lulz.

-2 70. chance commented 15 years ago on video Rock Balancing Art

I think he balanced these rocks, but I'd like to see the rocks examined. Anything from a sticky coagulant to attached magnets could secretly influence them. Also we all know that anyone with an "artsy-craft" is also able to put on a show.

#2 You have me lost with your vagueness

+1 71. chance commented 15 years ago on video Pimped Lada catches fire

#6 are you serious? where i come from people are a lot more "chill". stereotypes are still done, but on a subconscious level.

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-6 72. chance commented 15 years ago on video Old couple playing piano

#6 whaaat?

+9 73. chance commented 15 years ago on video Sneaky Racoon

#8 Why do you think the cat did a better job? The dog got him out a lot quicker!

+1 74. chance commented 15 years ago on video Amazing Pong shots

The last was probably the best though.

+7 75. chance commented 15 years ago on video How to put on a bra

I could take her

if ya know what i mean

+4 76. chance commented 15 years ago on video Smart Bird

Okay Okay, here's something for you all. Why is it that the ones that like to argue, are the ones that suck at using correct grammar. Either use it, or don't use it. Now stop failing at life. IMO the bird used algebra to bend the rod to the right degree. Prior to that he used deductive reasoning to figure out that he was hungry! wahhh look atme i no use grammar; no spell too

+5 77. chance commented 15 years ago on video WTF commercial: Skittles Long Beard

That's just what snotr classifies it as. It's brilliant because it's original.

+3 78. chance commented 15 years ago on video Cups and steel balls

#4 100% agree!

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-12 79. chance commented 15 years ago on video Mirror's Edge inspired parkour

reminds me of me

+7 80. chance commented 15 years ago on video Amazing behavior from a hippo

#3 I laughed so hard, nice!

+3 81. chance commented 15 years ago on video Megalodon

yeah but you guys should see the one i made up. its twice as big

+1 82. chance commented 15 years ago on video I'm On A Boat

#4 I agree, I think this song is overrated. Jizz in my pants is better.

#7 It's all done through SNL. It's one big community... everyone knows everyone.

+5 83. chance commented 15 years ago on video That's gonna leave a mark

I got a bike last year... this makes me want to sell it >.< this makes me want to kick the shit out of that car driver.

0 84. chance commented 15 years ago on video Volleybal girl is tired...

I didn't read many previous posts but in my opinion the guy should have at least acted like he was trying to help. For both his sake and the girls. Doesn't matter if he couldn't do anything. gg hoes

+4 85. chance commented 15 years ago on video Interesting bridge

*rolls it into the water*

+4 86. chance commented 15 years ago on video Try to say the color of text

im so good at this game i can do it with my eyes closed. and naked.

0 87. chance commented 15 years ago on video Tree Terminator

#4 Minimum wage is $7.15 where I live. Most of my friends work for $10-$15 an hour without their college degree. Working 40 hour weeks at $10 an hour is about $20,000/year. I've got family that lives in Alaska and my uncle makes $65/hour working as a lumberjack. Which is more then most doctors.

+2 88. chance commented 15 years ago on video Stage Bloopers

i loved chris farely enthusiasm. this brings back good memories of tommy boy

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-10 89. chance commented 15 years ago on video The Past, present and future of the World

There are way to many variables to predict that far into the past and future. It's a well made video but I bet this guys predictions are pretty far off

+3 90. chance commented 15 years ago on video Symantec Guide to Scary Internet Stuff - Botnets

#5 i've seen plenty of mac crashes in my days and debian cant run half the stuff i need it too.

+3 91. chance commented 15 years ago on video Gun making in Pakistan

#12 - Not everybody voted for bush. Majority did but it was like a 60/40 split so that still leaves over 130 million that didn't. Also, evil deeds? I don't think that playing fire with fire is a bad thing. Evil deeds could be considered trying to conquer the world. All I'm saying is that america had good intentions.

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-5 92. chance commented 15 years ago on video Another football accident

Way to take one for the team!

#5 what?

#(removed comment) I don't think it was intentional and even if it was he wouldn't be taken out of the game because the kid that got hit could have easily avoided it by not standing in front of him.

0 93. chance commented 15 years ago on video This is your captain speaking...

Only thing I recognized, I mean reckogized, was that you're a moron, and shouldn't be allowed to voice your opinion, ever.

This video makes me want to become a pilot!

+5 94. chance commented 15 years ago on video Microwave man

#4 I rarely comment about other's comments, but your's made me laugh! Keep up it kid.

+4 95. chance commented 15 years ago on video Bush ignored by the other world leaders at the G20 meeting

I think this is a little misinterpreted. Based on everyone's reaction, I think Bush knew the world leaders were going to disrespect him. Otherwise they would be looking at him as he passed, or his head would be raised. Most are to blind to see this though and eat whatever the media highlights.

0 96. chance commented 15 years ago on video Ever wondered what happens if you attack a security van?

why the hell would they want to pay for a phone line during the buses life span.

+1 97. chance commented 15 years ago on video Women, know your limits

#6 I disagree, I think it's mocking the women, literally. It's not mocking the idea of sexism.

#7 Sexism is still very prevalent throughout the entire world. Fifty years ago the control women had ratio wise, compared to the control man had, was a lot lower. Now that women have gained a lot of control it looks like it's a lot more even when comparing where they came from. In reality man are still very more dominant naturally, and I don't see this changing anytime soon.

-4 98. chance commented 15 years ago on video Crosswalk prank

#2 this would not happen in the US. I've been to too many countries and learned that US's traffic laws are well superior. Obviously they couldn't do this downtown in some metropolis, but then again, most people in the ghetto tend to walk.

#5 are you insulting yourself?

+10 99. chance commented 15 years ago on video How real men catch fish

Those are the biggest catfish I've ever seen! Only a true hick would do this.

+6 100. chance commented 15 years ago on video Rocky in 5 Seconds

24s not bad

+2 101. chance commented 15 years ago on video Flying car - Moller Skycar M400

This is getting out of hand, your right! It's sometimes fun to argue though. Anyways here's the article I saw. It can be found here http://www.ejectorseats.co.uk/russia.htm

"It should be noted that safe ejection at low altitude is largely dependent upon pilot reaction time. The time for the seat system to operate (including canopy jettison or franging and (canopy deployment) is just one element of the equation. Hence the key to ensuring safe ejection at low altitude, both for VTOL aircraft and conventional aircraft, is to equip the aircraft with an automatic ejection system which fires the seat if bank or AoA exceed certain limits. Years earlier, the effectiveness of such a system on the experimental Yak-36 Freehand VTOL aircraft and the production variant of the Yak-38 shipboard attack aircraft had exceeded all expectations: 100% of the pilots who had ejected in take-off and landing accidents were saved!"

Anyways, all that nonsense aside, I think that it wouldn't be difficult for the passanger to manually eject if the cars were 2-3 miles up... and implement an automatic system when the cars went below, let's say, 1 mile. That's assuming that the cars are on a closed circuit.

+2 102. chance commented 15 years ago on video Flying car - Moller Skycar M400

Wow, fucking wow! Take 2 seconds and do some research before making a comment, it's not time consuming. The first one I came across, the K-36 ejection seat, has an automatic ejection implemented, and is triggered when certain requirements are met (which can be found on their website). Note that this seat also has a manual ejection.. as it should. That was the first, and only one, I looked at.

+2 103. chance commented 15 years ago on video Flying car - Moller Skycar M400

I don't think you guys are thinking vague enough. First off, they do have automatic ejection seats in jets.. I know this for a fact, lol. Just brainstorming but I would think that everything would be on a closed course, with two lanes flying in opposite direction, hell you can even space them out a couple of miles for safety reasons. Also depending on the parameters, as in how high the lane is, and whether or not everyone is on a constant level, I think that figuring out a safe way to eject someone that's going down, or to the sides, would be easy to figure out.

+2 104. chance commented 15 years ago on video Flying car - Moller Skycar M400

I don't have the time to comment on half the bullshit #15 under analyzed, but I will comment on his next post, #16.

The seat eject wouldn't be fully reliant on the passenger, obviously. If they are producing fly cars wouldn't you think they would have an automated system to compliment it? Even parachutes have automated releases called the emergency pack that deploys at 1,000 ft. I would think that an automated release, similar to those in jets, would be implemented.

#20 I think your looking for "patent", which those are typically good for 20 years. A copyright would do nothing.

I sound like a total ass. HAHA

+1 105. chance commented 15 years ago on video Drugs make you ugly

not fair, give them a groomer for a day, and fix the lighting.

0 106. chance commented 15 years ago on video Full auto Glock

Didn't mean that last part! was brain storming and meant to erase

-2 107. chance commented 15 years ago on video Bad truck accident

#11 tru dat

#13 i own 33 guns

shit! i need to go buy a lot more health care coverage.

#15 wtf

#16 well put!

#17

-2 108. chance commented 15 years ago on video Close call

fuck you kip! anyways that is definitely a New Zealand accent

+8 109. chance commented 15 years ago on video Bad truck accident

fuck racism

0 110. chance commented 15 years ago on video Speed boat does a wheelie

#13

+2 111. chance commented 15 years ago on video Wazzup Holmes

This was much better then the last one they posted.

-1 112. chance commented 15 years ago on video NewsWrapUp

wow. i dont know where to begin. so i wont

0 113. chance commented 15 years ago on video Spelling fail

lol!!!

+1 114. chance commented 15 years ago on video Tricks for treats

they like it

0 115. chance commented 15 years ago on video How to turn water into balls

Im trying it right now! AWESOME!

+3 116. chance commented 15 years ago on video Lamborghni garage

This is why we tax the rich more!

0 117. chance commented 15 years ago on video Bus accident

10 their just messing with you! i love these types of videos. reminds me of how lucky i am to be alive!

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-9 118. chance commented 15 years ago on video Impressive card trick

I don't know about anybody. it takes a lot of skill to edit that well. i can see where he merged the layers. i bet it would be even more apparent if you say him talking throughout the whole trick. it would be hard to line up the audio then. if he did that i would be really impressed.

+5 119. chance commented 16 years ago on video Bestman screws up

#5 and #6 Fake? heard of locked legs?

+1 120. chance commented 16 years ago on video Street soccer skills

That's some crazy shit! I've seen those first two freestylers in videos before, but this tops everything.. by far! SHIT! back to the gym for me.

+1 121. chance commented 16 years ago on video Drink Milk

#12 yes, to much calcium is bad for you! I learned that in health class, so i believe it. I'm to lazy right now to find an online resource.

+2 122. chance commented 16 years ago on video Drink Milk

#3 is from England

Fucking shit's utterly wank't.

#7 Oh mighty Team42, whatever does this video mean? SHIT! I'm feeling it. Guys.. it's coming. Shit now I'm embarrassed!

Anyways kudos to the soda god!

+2 123. chance commented 16 years ago on video Something went wrong

#6 uuuuuuuuuuuuuhh kaaaaaaaaaaay

niiiiiii nighhh!

+3 124. chance commented 16 years ago on video Something went wrong

Well then you and I are different #3 because I don't mind them, what I do mind is people being assholes and complaining about it! Simple put, it wastes more of my time to read your comment then theirs. (PS. Hope no one wasted the time to read my comment xD )

+1 125. chance commented 16 years ago on video Cyanide and Happiness - The Sign

#12 it took me only 14s

+2 126. chance commented 16 years ago on video Weird water accident

actually it's been over a year, LOL!

+2 127. chance commented 16 years ago on video Weird water accident

A few days ago? More like months and months ago!

-4 128. chance commented 16 years ago on video French ERYX Misfire

#12 are you french?

Anyways go rewatch the first 5 seconds of this video you noob!

+1 129. chance commented 16 years ago on video Highlight Reel

#6 a couple years ago i would have told you to fuck off, but honestly, i could give half a shit

+4 130. chance commented 16 years ago on video BASE jump point of view

that clip was nicely edited! I'd watch more of these videos any day.

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-5 131. chance commented 16 years ago on video Acrobatic duet

yes #13 and #19 makes perfect sense. sorry people, but these boys are gay to the max! and yes there is a lot wrong with it.

-1 132. chance commented 16 years ago on video Highlight Reel

I could have done a better editing job with my eyes closed

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-5 133. chance commented 16 years ago on video Acrobatic duet

I agree with #9 they take it up the butt every night. I bet they have even "cooler" moves then what they showed on tv.

+2 134. chance commented 16 years ago on video Sadam & Osama

maybe #3 is jewish! ever thought of that guys

+2 135. chance commented 16 years ago on video Drunk squirrel

fuck squirrels, they've almost killed me a couple times after running over them on my motorcycle!

*squirrel runs to the side of the road after seeing something in the distance, runs back under my tires at the last possible second*

+1 136. chance commented 16 years ago on video Fresh Octopus

WHY OH WHY!!!

0 137. chance commented 16 years ago on video Reporter on a roller coaster

#16 the rest of the world wanted, no, needed us! Plus after 10 or so generations of interbreeding we've become the most successful "race". If you even base your next statement off of highlighting our flaws, then man, I truly feel sorry for you.

+2 138. chance commented 16 years ago on video Catch of the year

#16 if you visit this site to further your education, then you may want to raise your standards a tad.

+2 139. chance commented 16 years ago on video Reporter on a roller coaster

guys it looks like #8 is having a bad day.

poor guy. we should cheer him up people!

+2 140. chance commented 16 years ago on video Catch of the year

#11 padding or not, they still have to beat the guy across from them. I don't think padding makes this a "boring" game. I'd like to see you go up against any of those people on the field and then come back and talk shit about padding.

+2 141. chance commented 16 years ago on video Reporter on a roller coaster

lol @ #2

Come on man, brits aren't all that bad. hmm.. well.. shit

0 142. chance commented 16 years ago on video Catch of the year

#5 Yes, all they do is throw the ball. Back and forth, and back and forth. What description you fools come up with! Seriously, laughing my ass off!

+5 143. chance commented 16 years ago on video World fastest clapper

I bet it all started with one high-five when his was a kid

+2 144. chance commented 16 years ago on video World's largest shotgun

I bet Todd will suggest a cannon next time

+3 145. chance commented 16 years ago on video Why we drink

This video was perfect! I'm so glad I watched it.

+1 146. chance commented 16 years ago on video Air traffic worldwide

I think it's fake as well! I wish they would have added a timeline to this video, or at least some sort of reference to time passing.

0 147. chance commented 16 years ago on video Skate park basketball shots

FUCK! people, learn to spelllllll

0 148. chance commented 16 years ago on video Cat vs printer

+1 149. chance commented 16 years ago on video Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Please don't tell me you guys talk like this in reality. Anyways, I saw this episode the day it aired and I thought Matt was pissed off. It was all for show!!

+1 150. chance commented 16 years ago on video Scare fail

My guess is that these guys were pulling a prank by interviewing people, and the black guy had heard about it beforehand.

+1 151. chance commented 16 years ago on video Scare fail

My English gets worse when I read comments on this site. Anyways, the black person should have punched him harder in my opinion.

+3 152. chance commented 16 years ago on video Riccardo Patrese drives wife crazy in Civic Type-R

#4 tru dat
#7 I'd plow her anyday! or at least once.

+3 153. chance commented 16 years ago on video Urban Ninja

DUDE he IS the original!

+2 154. chance commented 16 years ago on video Racism in elevators

lol again

+2 155. chance commented 16 years ago on video Racism in elevators

lol

+3 156. chance commented 16 years ago on video Urban Ninja

I can do that stuff. Better yet, I can do it naked.

+3 157. chance commented 16 years ago on video World's first amphibian quadbike

My friend has one, it's the shit!

+1 158. chance commented 16 years ago on video Interesting animal facts

Your drivel!

+1 159. chance commented 16 years ago on video How to fake out the catcher

Hopefully your native language isn't English. If by "well educated" you mean you got your HS diploma then hats off to ya man!

-2 160. chance commented 16 years ago on video Greatmoments in U.S. presidential speeches

Yes, we woke up one day and after eating our toast we decided to send a couple of planes into some public buildings!! Brilliant!!

+2 161. chance commented 16 years ago on video How to fake out the catcher

Best play? I hope your not referring to this video?
Worst game? Ever heard of golf or tennis.. not to mention all the other petty games out there.
(For the record I don't play baseball or watch it)

+3 162. chance commented 16 years ago on video Greatmoments in U.S. presidential speeches

I believe George Bush is a good leader. All of those clips were taken out of context, most of them were of him using sarcasm or trying to make a joke. I also believe that 9/11 is the reason behind our economies downfall, not mention our failed ss.

+6 163. chance commented 16 years ago on video How to fake out the catcher

Yes both, Latin and Central America, play this game. Also, don't forget most of Asia plays as well. Soooooo, hmm. I forget who's left?

+3 164. chance commented 16 years ago on video Awesome downhill skateboarding

I have a new respect for skateboarding

+4 165. chance commented 16 years ago on video Interesting animal facts

#5: I don't care enough to find out *

+6 166. chance commented 16 years ago on video Interesting animal facts

Walrus's have the largest penis. Apparently this is common knowledge.

+4 167. chance commented 16 years ago on video Pants on fire

Better yet he shouldn't be allowed to waste oxygen.

+2 168. chance commented 16 years ago on video Jaguar vs. Crocodile

I call next!

0 169. chance commented 16 years ago on video Speed cooking

too bad it wasn't under 2 minutes!

+2 170. chance commented 16 years ago on video Women in cars

The guy who got hit at 2:26 most likely died. The camera also took flash shots when the reckless driver sped by. Although I think they caught him!

+2 171. chance commented 16 years ago on video Women in cars

Well.. yes actually.

+1 172. chance commented 16 years ago on video The Seabreacher

That would be assuming you already had your the house of your choice, private jet, helicopter, the car of your choice, and personal submarine (why not).

+2 173. chance commented 16 years ago on video The Seabreacher

If "normal" is poor, then I suppose swimming is cost effective. Where I come from people have boats, and jet skis. We don't drop 200 grand trying to immitate dolphins.

+3 174. chance commented 16 years ago on video Nike SB "Chalk"

If Paul Rodriguez can do it, I can do it!

+4 175. chance commented 16 years ago on video Nike SB "Chalk"

I want to try!

+1 176. chance commented 16 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase

#9 To quote, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, "WHO TAUGHT YOU GRAMMER!"

0 177. chance commented 16 years ago on video The Seabreacher

such a waste of money

+1 178. chance commented 16 years ago on video The best Guinness world records in the world

"Realise" is actually spelled "realize". I believe the brits still use "realise", but they are wrong about a lot of things anyways. There's your spelling lesson for the day.