well he said"watch out! watch out!"

so confused
hawt? check
disturbing? check

head thoroughly sploded? check check

they got the skills to pay my bills!

i dont know why, but i cried when the smaller frog was being eated...

simple, light hearted, fun.
i liked it

its amazing to see what other species are capable of.
too oft we forget that animals can think. they can have amazing capacities for friendship, community, and even loyalty.

or in this case, team work!

@ #8
hell yah man.
remember when IF a game had continues, it was usually either 1 continue after all your lives were done, or 3 continues, and once those were gone, you had to start over?

none of this "modern" infinite tries stuff. thats one of the reasons i dont play a lot of console games anymore. except for my vintage NES, and sega

shawn white = suckit!

GODDAMNIT! why are you making me cry so hard in the morning??!
the way their little faces light up.
but then i think of the flip side, where some little faces never get to...

wheres the crackers? this is too cheesy to NOT have crackers!
oh wait, im a cracker...

ty for my morning dose of awesome!

This is what America needs. a sense of humor. wanting to beat your friend up over a prank, is juvenile and pointless.

i agree with number 4!

i dont feel bad for any of them. yes the second driver had plenty of time to stop.

yes it was stupid to come to a full stop in the middle of the road for no reason.

we all win

ok at first i thought that the girls kicking him a few times, alright, fine. he deserves it. would your sister or mum like it if some drunk ass was offering her money for sex? hell no!

but then he smacks the woman...i mean, wtf, you are in a foreign country, you insult a native (presumably native), and have the idiocy to try and fight back.

stupid moron shoulda just turned tail and ran. guys like this make all other guys look like 'a' holes.

parkour is for pussies?



(get it, cats?)

O_O

!_!

OMFG_OMFG

sounded like they were cracking beers @ 0:24 seconds.

mystery solved

@ #9
ur wrong, its the 5th dimension

he didnt even look at anyone, he tried to play it off, but you KNOW at that velocity it slamming into your ribcage hurt like a sumbeech!

i love cooking and this stove would be so awesome! the possibilities are endless!

oh noee!! eez a domokun!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!!

is it just me, or after that last comment, does anyone else wanna smack the hell out of that reporter?

alcohol + physics+ foot/eye coordination = funny video on snotr :þ

i want a modular apartment!
daddy, can i has a modular apartment?

its the Barking dudes parrot! wooow they come in pants.
when brain sez cheese you make pizza damnittt....
wollawollabingbangoverandout

i cant do that. can you? F*CK thats impressive

i love these did you know videos.
the amount of information and progress that we as a species have made is utterly astounding.
seeing stuff like that puts things back into perspective, esp. if you were born before 1990.

seriously it made me shed a couple tears thinking about how fast we have come up, and what the future holds.

@ H8ISGR8

cheap beer.

next question...

they should have settled it like jeopardy.
when everyone messes up the answer (or in this case both parties are retarded)
then No harm no foul.
they evened it all out btwn them

i like how he was kicking at the ostrich like it was a drunk that wouldnt leave the pub.

when i noticed it was carlton i lost track of what was going on.
so whose 8 got 21'd?

i dont know if im turned on, or wanna buy shim a beer (shim = she + him)

deceitful little bitch innit?

shes trying to defraud a supernatural being. better luck with the candy there ya little scamp.

holy schnikes! the next american idol!

i think this is the best thing i have seen since my first vagina!

TY college humor for addressing my main problem with the cartoon!
now i like boobs again

apparently they drove home
lllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo

absurd and utterly delightful!

awwwww that was cute

lmfao classic. intellectual comedy!

everyone knows rock wins...always.

mother nature just spit on australia. take that ya criminals




(j/k no ozzies try to kill me, kthxbai

noobs got pwnd

if you turned around and saw what that shop owner saw, tell me you wouldnt flip!

yah this one freaked me out when i saw it.

cops photoshopped it

just kiddin.

donut eating fucktards

holy shit! that title really misled me! as intended i presume lol you sneaky Snotr devils

lmfao that was great.

love the tea kettle sound of spraying blood

lmfao just wtf?? wtf was this person thinking???

i guess my mind refuses to think of any logical scenarios.

well, maybe they had a bees nest in the car and they got really mad about being taken?

idk but WTFF??!!

Because video games are death!

that was actually a profound statement and much deeper than most are giving credit for.
if the bodies already using half the energy (roughly, im not a doctor or anything) that a "normal" boy would, then he is 100% correct. sitting there for hours NOT getting extra exorcise would lead to weight gain, high blood pressure, arterial clotting, not to mention the social skills that he would never learn otherwise.
He could join an online community! some might say, but we all know that online communities are no where NEAR the same, or even similar to person to person interaction.

Well done young man. Keep rockin, keep Rollin, and thank you for being awesome!

im sick of needless bashing of Palin, but come one. shes trying to defend limbaugh after one of his dumbassed tirades, and shes obviously feeling scorned because she just cant get over losing. She would rather take a cheap shot than to think about how idiotic she is sounding.

if its someone making fun of her family/personal life, im sick of it. if someone is pointing out her monumental inadequacies, then i will watch

oh and by the way, he's no stewart, but i do like colbert. hes funny in a devils advocate who was dropped on his head as a fetus sort of way. great character!

wtf did he think would happen? he would sprout wings and float down on a cloud of virgins (male AND female)? that the trampoline would catch him and hold him like a net?

THINK before you do things people.
/end PSA

very misleading description. i thought there were going to be gunz and goons barging in and everyone all " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and they be like " Gimme da fookin munay!" and theyre all" TAKE IT TAKE IT. I WANT TO LIVE! I HAVE A GOAT AND 3 KIDS AT HOME!" and the goons are like " wtf why do you have a goat?" then they shoot him!

thats what i thought would happen.

maybe i shouldnt smoke in the morning...

i love these kinds of videos. pointless fun.

turn fail = roflcopters

epic oldest trick in the world!

great twist on it

its been said so many times before in these comments in different ways.

0_0

what else can be said?

hey jackass in the costume...

people are in college by choice. they WANT to learn. i know strange concept right?

fuck off and do us all a favor, stick your dick into a black hole plz, kthnxbai...

i love how it ended

shame ftw!

lol darwin ftw

omg 10 year old stalker?!?!?

just kiddin

that was soooooo cute. i hope my little girls half that awesome.

when i first watched it and heard that loud pop at the beginning i knew what would happen and i stared in disbelief that he didnt get up.

then BOOM goes the dynamite. lol

oh that was great,. they just run off the screen together.

lmfaooooooooo

lol Pure?

why did someof'em have dark hair?

Hitler says that dark hair is not pure.

wait a minute, screw hitler!

yaaay!

anyway, it got me feelin good at 8:30 am.

#23

come on man. someone makes an animation and you wanna nit pick?? go nitpick some "realistic" video games and get a life lmfao.

that ending was weird. i liked the video but the heart shape at the end, little strange

#7 low end commedian? what other ventrilo. has gotten as famous as mr dunham? aside from old school Howdy Doody.

heh, lil late, but i still think its funny.

omg that made me cry! such a smart little girl!
damn i hope my kid is half as brave and cool as that lil girl

at the end, i thought she was going for the knife! lmfao

wow

just wow. he at least shoulda let her win a couple times. been a little nicer. shes obviously not a serious gamer, so he shouldnt treat her like she is.

poor girl.

poor guy.

poor xbox

may he rest in peaces.

oh how i love Photoshop. surreal images rule!

it really went out with a bang!

HA no one made that joke yet XD

lmfao what are you sinking about?

OMG THE WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST CAN STOP NOW! the secrets out.

i bet half of these kids couldnt pick up a real woman in a bar.
hah,
grow some chest hair kids, women want men. not boys

lmfao

great lack of thorough execution

not my pretty pretty suburban face!

fucking morons with parents car...

youth is for the young, and im not old.

what does this mean?

IM STONED!

last 20 seconds = creepy

...sigh

great in highschool. homo erotic after that.

THAT WAS GREAT

made me cry a little.

log ftw

pwnd~!

OM TEH G!

teh uhlienz iz c0mmink!

lol @ 2

i was like, oh snap, snotr used to show porn???

good thing she had a big butt to break the fall!

because good is dumb

lmfao my dad and i used to watch this all the time!

dude@ omg
wtf
roflcopter

your parents are eating your icecream lmfao

he is a cheerleader 3:53

"Be aggressive! be be Agressive!"


he got skills. no one i know can do it

it just kept comming...

remember wayne from waynes world.

if you blow chunks and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

if you spew and she stays... lol

go kid GO!

little too random, the clips didnt make a lot of sense,. but worth a chuckle.

hey wait a sec, isnt that wacky bob?

lmfao go kids



or are they

this woman is amazingly down to earth.

she is NOT the stuckup, spoiled bitch some douchebags are trying to make her out to be.

Ellen rules, i would vote for her for president!

lmfao great job Miss!

that wsa more impressive than i can do!

HOLY SH*T!! this pissed a LOT of people off!

i thought it was hilarious

turtles from trees?

creepy eyes

haha @ #9

worst rental ever. i wanted to throw my system out the f*ckin window...

propoganda aside, i think it was a well made game. the controls arent overly soggy, and the story is great.

very sugar coated, and as #3 said, mucho propagando, but still fun to play

lol im part polish and have heard many of those jokes before

good stuff, glad to see we can poke fun of ourselves.

i think were ded.
time is going by reall really really really slow


lmfao coupla fucktards. yay cops

lol bowling, im goin thru the archives too.

a future perspective is interesting when watching these blasts from the past

lmfao great stuff

OOOOAAAAA

too long.

when he starts drumming its like " Aw shit! hell yah!"

then its just bleh

lmfao
Apple Box?

BAM

that last hand gesture that he made was great.

too funny

although they should have investigated that aspect of him (ie, whether or not he IS a quad., remember they have to deal with people always lying to them. constantly. if a guy came in on a wheel chair i wouldnt just dump him on the floor. that sort of thing is pretty ez to find out for cops.

stupid fucking popo

haha the look on the peoples faces in the van!

Omg japanese gandalf?

that last line was perfect. absolutely perfect

i wonder how many of these were bought because of how pathetic his story was.
26 years over a freakin table game? is his wife crazy too, why is she still with this loser?

I do this in CSS all the time

lmfao that coulda been realll bad! so funny. i would fuck the shit outta her, no mercy for her that night

ugh its been done to death. yes it was funny a decade ago. its not SNL material. not GOOD snl material anyway.

the last 3 lines made me chuckle tho so not a total loss

OMG

i can bench 325 and that kid scares the shit outta me!

lol yah great stuff

Yes. you are a moron? yes. ok i just wanted to make sure we had that in our database.

lolftwmaorofl

what water slide? all i saw was a bikini

he fooled me once, shame on him.,
the nice people on snotr foiled him! priceless.

what was the question?

this video got me into hardcore years ago. aaaaah more mamareeezz

combat is funny!
/...

IN VIDEO GAMES.

omg!! roll a saving throw for your achilles tendon!

absolutely brilliant!

oh wow that was funny. fuckin board!

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

CAN I SAY HES cute and not be gay?

OMG WTF IS WRONG WIT U GIZE???

THAT WAS TOTALLY FAKE. wait, i mean NOT FAKE.

FACK!

lol funny diablo ftw

too much light in the room to be real.

either a lamp or 2 were on, or the NATURAL (it appears so ) light comming from the window, but there was too much light. unless they are scared of the dark.

in which case

GAY

i htink they should have an r rated version .

maybe x rated? mmmmm lois and bonny...

omg omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgo[mgomgo[mgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgom
funny i love this guy.

the presentation was great, it sounded pleasant then FUCKING EXTREEEEEEEME!!

lovethis cat

karma FTW

oh wow i had totally forgotten about that video.

aaaah memoreez.

fuckin great effect. everytime, i bust out laughing.

he put on sooooooo much! sick

i miss that show. In living color ruled

i luv these sweet videos. so many people were concerned. it made me feel good.

i bet she makes that noise when you stickitinner

YES! YES! OH GOD YES! natural selection at its peak

oooooh a dick joke, now i get it!

unprofessional ass...

holy shit! watchout coast guard, i just found my next drug running boat!

OOOOOh man that was funny. i had to pause it a couple times, i laughed so hard i couldnt hear what he was saying.

"you know why ufo sightings are lower for amateur astronomers? because we know what the hell we're looking at" Brilliant! takes the cake!

lmfao A Regents Treet lolmfaocopter
profiling the news is fun kidz

fuck this im suing.

i NEVER gave them permission to make a docuementary about my family

lmfao omg i would go see that. infact. i have 8 ounces of acid. im gonna take it all, and live this movie in my mind!

ugh... so sick of Hitler responds.... so booooooooring.

like that screaming german kid that smashes the shit out of his desk/keyboard.

sure the first 20 videos of it were fine, but come on. this is more diluted than a glass of water.

omfg that was so funny

I even have to fight he immortal wizard god that sent me here?

uh oh no.

lmfao

"omg, whos the freak jerking off in mid air, wearing that goofy shirt?"

direct quote

lol he just looked around like a 4 year old that just found out how to masturbate, and he liked it

NO NO!!

MAKE IT STOP! DONT TOUCH ME THERE PEEWEE!

oh sorry bout that, that brought up some OOOOOOOLD childhood fantas...i mean memories...

i got some milk for ya babay.

now thatll be 65 cents plz kthnxbai

best non threatening-to-da-white-folk rap in teh evar!!!

youve been hit by, youve been struck by, a smooth criminal!

my girlfriend does the same thing when i put it in her @$$

aaaah great times, oh to be a naive reporter. wonder what his grandkiddies will thinx

lol would you like some beer with that head?