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+75 1. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Top 10 - People You Hope Never Reproduce

The last one was the best
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+60 2. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Statue moving fail

These must be the same guys hired to take down Saddam's statue
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+60 3. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Angry British Telecom Customer

WOW just wow!!

sometimes i feel like doing that myself.
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+58 4. chronic commented 11 years ago on video CMA Mental Arithmetic Demo

She seems perfect for Sheldon in the future
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+55 5. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Red Bull Really Does Give You Wings...

I would rather go do that 5 times in a row than crush my nuts on a skateboard
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+50 6. chronic commented 11 years ago on video optical illusion to slow down drivers

Not really effective after you've gone over it once
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+50 7. chronic commented 10 years ago on video French bulldog vs. Cat

Who's the pussy now!!
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+48 8. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Bike Jump Fail

Face grind, Faceplant and a pair of throbbing nuts.
Thats one hellish mix
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+47 9. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Sweet POV: Downhill bike race in Brazilian slum.

Legendary.
all i heard was bla bla steps, steps steps, some more steps, narrow steps, wet steps, muddy steps, going up steps and down steps etc... :D
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+46 10. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Worst defender ever!

O the humiliation!!
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+45 11. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Nike Sportswear T-Shirt Gun

I want 1!!!
can it take clothes off too??
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+45 12. chronic commented 11 years ago on video 911 call for math

#8 she? im pretty sure it says boy
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+41 13. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Thru Religion

Save yourself some time and skip to 1:04
its worth it
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+40 14. chronic commented 11 years ago on video the best intro to a movie

Now put this voice on a Tom tom Satnav. I'd definately buy one eventhough i dont have a car :D
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+39 15. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Dont park where you cut a tree...

sumwhere a deer must be laghing its ass off :D
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+39 16. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Foreign accent syndrome

Imagine waking up and talking like B.A. Baracus
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+38 17. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Kopps - Benny's Dream II

Sleight of Hand, Stopping Power and Steady Aim
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+38 18. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Rat chases cat

PUSSY cats
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+38 19. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Marching Band Forms Giant Football Player

Beat that Korea!!
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+36 20. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Lego Transformer

I'd be interested if Megan Fox was building it but...
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+34 21. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Snickers Commercial: Road Trip

what happens if you give one to a Gremlin
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+32 22. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Turbine powered RC Jet

How the hell do you control something like that!!
the dude must be a pro
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+30 23. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Jozin z bazin

the guy in the black suit was just epic
i just woke the whole house up laughing :D :'(
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+30 24. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Crazy .50 caliber William Tell

A guy named Hunter with a sniper rifle...
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+29 25. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Cuddly rabbits.

Even Chuck Norris would wait a second before watching the next vid
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+29 26. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Chevrolet 2011

Cant wait to see what Top Gear will say about this :D
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+29 27. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Playing Chicken with a Crocodile

#1 Just post first and ur wish will come true
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+28 28. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Some pretty impressive Parkour

Wow they are really good
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+27 29. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Guy falls off building during marriage proposal

a VIRAL aD for some mineral water
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+26 30. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial

And ppl wonder why they dare to rummage houses for food...
THEY got BALLS!!! HUGE ONES >:)
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+26 31. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Café allongé

*sigh* ... The things you do when your high
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+25 32. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Drunk girl at 7Fest

That must have been the softest faceplant in the world :D
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+25 33. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Funny advert about

I would! :D
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+24 34. chronic commented 11 years ago on video The Botfly

Nature's trojan virus
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+24 35. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors

Imagine Dubstep pumping outta your neighbours house at 9am. Doesnt really compare.

Interesting experiment though.
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+24 36. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Cameron Marshall ASU Hurdle

Almost cartoon style :)
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+23 37. chronic commented 11 years ago on video How to make thermite

This is what happens to me after eating a curry. i thought it was normal??? >:)
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+23 38. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Penguins chasing a butterfly

If my food was flying around like that, i'd be going mad aswell
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+22 39. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Dog Girl

maybe they turn out like this guy
http://www.snotr.com/video/4263
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+20 40. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Sleepy cat

just 5 more minutes dammit!!!
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+20 41. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Pimp my ride fail

Fail? dat thing looks awesome!!!!
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+20 42. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Mom Meltdown

I think his dad figured it out straight away beacause he looked at right at the first camera at 02:18
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+20 43. chronic commented 10 years ago on video How to break up the party of someone

What i cant believe is that he kept his drink from spilling :O
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+19 44. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Giant 'Sea Serpent' caught on film

cut to the chase man how does it taste :P
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+17 45. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Incredible trike jump

no more kids for him
original though
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+16 46. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Roger Linn Design: New musical instrument prototype.

The pressure aspect of the instrument is a nice feature
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+16 47. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Lufthansa: fight breaks out on airplane.

#1 same here. it would have been better if was
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+16 48. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Awesome X

We've seen sooo many Fail compilations, its time we see the good stuff
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+15 49. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Blue Man Group - Drumbone

wow, their really going to town with this :D
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+14 50. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Tired of walking downstairs?

Looks awesome
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+14 51. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Car vs Icy Hill

Now i know why they say never "Lock the wheels when braking"
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+14 52. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Baby Bird Egg Hatching !

Mission Accomplished
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+13 53. chronic commented 11 years ago on video looking for job

The first lady was in a full headlong dash. Priceless
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+13 54. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Kenya & Somalia: Why do we have to wait for a crisis?

#1 Fishing off the coast of Somalia is extremely dangerous because of the amount of toxic and radioactive waste that's been dumped there. Corrupt officials are being paid by companies, from as little as $8 per tonne, to allow this practice.

Here's where the pirates come in. Some of these pirates have been trying to discourage other ships from overfishing and dumping waste in the area. I say some because the rest are there only to profit from the MASSIVE ransom that's being paid for these ships. What the news doesn't tell you is what they were doing there in the first place.

There are sooooooo many problems afflicting the Horn of Africa but i believe that if you solve the problem at the very TOP, the government VS the rebels, that the rest can be solved much more efficiently and quickly.
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+12 55. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Street Bike Jump

1 moment of ecstacy followed by dread then terror then PAIN!!!
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+12 56. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Chatroulette Endmost Piano Ode To Merton

They shud get Eminem on this ASAP he wud rip ppl apart >:)
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+12 57. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Swinging nutshot

Sorry to say this but i think its fake.
At #0:15 you can see him jump and catch the other guys feet.
Looks good in reatime but not in slow-mo
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+12 58. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Bottle of water + microwave.

#3 not when its indoors
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+11 59. chronic commented 12 years ago on video This is why you should pay your rent

Whats a man doing in the kitchen???
this is all wrong
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+11 60. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!

Ahh the destruction of legos, an integral part of any lego experience
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+11 61. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Baby Gets Rick Rolled

Give the baby a joystick and some Call of Duty shiish!!
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+11 62. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Top Gear - Car Darts

Top Gear is what gets me through sundays
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+11 63. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Eva Mendes Sex-Tape

I must admit it lost interest in the 'tape' quite early on
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+11 64. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Bullet Time Marriage Proposal

Thats a story you'll be telling your grandchildren
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+10 65. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Parking trough the wall

WOMEN DRIVER!
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+10 66. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Crowd goes airborn

Smashing result!
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+10 67. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Transparent VW Factory

Production must be really slow, then again this car must be really expensive.
Wish i cud work in places like that
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+10 68. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Boxing Kangaroo Owns Woman

Kangaroo tried a rear naked choke :P
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+10 69. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Upgrading through every version of Microsoft Windows

6:36 "twatface"
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+9 70. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Food catching kitty.

Dont blame this cat after your wedding ring ends ups being food All because the black one tripped you up.

Seems farfetched but watch when it happens :)
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+9 71. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Giant Smoke Rings

Now im gonna have to smoke you!!
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+9 72. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Japanese MRI Scan

Funniest show its called: Gaki No Tsukai
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+9 73. chronic commented 10 years ago on video iPhone 4S commercial

"I GOOGLED anger management techniques"
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+8 74. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Epic Fail

Crushed your balls?....aight
Your bleeding??? O shit!

If you didnt hold you balls while watching, i think you need to question your manhood :'(
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+8 75. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Drunk Camping

Maybe they should call 911 :P
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+8 76. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Fail Compilation September 2010

Newsreader without trousers!!! classic
Shame it wasnt a chick
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+7 77. chronic commented 12 years ago on video 76 yrs old granny tears up a big book like it's nothing and lifts 24 kg. dumbbels

I bet you shes a ninja!!!
what better desguise can ther be ;)
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+7 78. chronic commented 11 years ago on video How to take good wedding pictures

agree wit #4 it was the child!
After sabotaging the jetty the child tried to opt for a smooth getaway in the confusion. Unfortunately for her, the last gentleman was quick to catch onto the culprit and pull her down with him.

BTW did anyone suddenly get the urge to shout "get out of there"
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+7 79. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Stevie Starr's got talent

So go and do it outside :D
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+7 80. chronic commented 10 years ago on video I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present PART 2

3:55 Trolling at such an early age
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+6 81. chronic commented 11 years ago on video failed arm robbery

He/she looks like the kickass character only in black
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+6 82. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Fort Steuben Bridge Demolition

Now they have to pick up all the pieces out of the water :S
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+5 83. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Microsoft iPod

hahaha #1 i actually believed the macbook wheel thing :P
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+5 84. chronic commented 12 years ago on video VideoGioco

nice drawing...i wonder how he even managed to make something like this, with that much papers :)
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+5 85. chronic commented 12 years ago on video NBA Fail

#4 u mean Andrés Escobar??
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+5 86. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Japan's ramen robot

Just to make it tricky i wud order ramen without the noodles
u kno just for fun ;)
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+5 87. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Bowling over a chair

O boy indeed...
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+5 88. chronic commented 10 years ago on video The Strange Powers of the Placebo Effect

1:31 "shiny as shit" :D
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+5 89. chronic commented 9 years ago on video How Not To Demonstrate Martial Arts

Had a shirt with a stiff collar once and almost did that to myself just turning my head :x
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+4 90. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Data security - Harddisk shredder

OMG i have one just like that
its called a baby brother!!!
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+4 91. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Pimp my ride fail

#4 hahahaha yh i'm black but dat doesnt mean i want to spend money on that?
or has it been so easy for you to believe everything you see on tv? i aint gonna start being racist but think about who actually spends a lot of money on "shit"
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+4 92. chronic commented 12 years ago on video RoboHand

Fullmetal Alchemist!!!
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+4 93. chronic commented 12 years ago on video The Waldo Ultimatum

waldo got issues

and #8 is right..his name is wally
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+4 94. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Chocolate Hotel Room

Chocolate toilet anyone??
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+4 95. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Static Dog

3 Legged dog???
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+4 96. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Power Workout

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+4 97. chronic commented 9 years ago on video Stupid Porsche Driver

#10 I think he's just comforting his child.
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+3 98. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Too much power

thats why i failed my driving test..... :P damn
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+3 99. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Spaceship

it seems we have a little turbulence 8-)
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+3 100. chronic commented 12 years ago on video High five etiquette.

he forgot the one where ur mate grabs ur hand and tries to high five u. happens to me all the time
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+3 101. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Kill streak of a Darwin's Beetle

lol Suplex on 3:31
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+3 102. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Stop boring Hugh Laurie.

And these shows are back to back???
How original
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+3 103. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Sailing In a Castle (Inflatable)

very creative
never would have thought of it
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+3 104. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Iron Man ?

I dont get it. these jeans are brand new.
still looks awesome tho
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+3 105. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Interactive Mirror

Was I the only one who thought the woman beat the guy in drawing a naked body part?
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+3 106. chronic commented 10 years ago on video How to not escapce from parking service

What if its not his car(stolen)? >:)
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+3 107. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Fail Compilation November 2011

As usual no decline in skateboard accidents...

But i still love watching 'em
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+2 108. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Winter action

damn my face hurts just watching dis :O
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+2 109. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Tooth extraction by rocket

#10 That IS the modern day tooth fairy :D
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+2 110. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Mayo vs Meath Brawl

A healthy start to a good game of footie >:)
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+1 111. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald

i think their copying that swedish? beatbox guy
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+1 112. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Police car gets totaled

looks like a road block
when the accident happens you can see flashing lights in the distance thru the smoke
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+1 113. chronic commented 12 years ago on video President Obama's Jay Leno Joke

The Roast of Jay leno lol
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+1 114. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Micro Machine Manufacturing

next thing u no, skynet will take over 8-)
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0 115. chronic commented 13 years ago on video How to fix a TV

i bet u cant fix a sony tv like that.

such a big tv in such a small room. damn
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0 116. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Parking a Ship

he definitely gonna get a parking ticket...
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0 117. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Street Hero Bus jump

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0 118. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Lightning slowed down 300x.

the whole video is 90 seconds actually
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0 119. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Famous Last Words From Classic Films Mash-Up

kinda boring
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0 120. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Own Goal

He didnt look like he regretted it
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-1 121. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine

Am i the only 1 that notice the bird move sideways at 0:8 ???
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-1 122. chronic commented 12 years ago on video CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

hahahhaha nice one #2!!!!
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-1 123. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Thirsty Cow

Anytime now its gonna mutate
(Daybreakers reference)
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-1 124. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Quadrotor Machine Gun

It looks like bullshit. If he's going to try and fake something, at least make it look good.
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-3 125. chronic commented 13 years ago on video How to cheat on any test

#29 i think u mean speak instead of spell. lol
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-3 126. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Sleepy cat

cats probably hiding an erection with the pillow.
american pie styl!!! O:)
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-3 127. chronic commented 13 years ago on video Hang in there...

i felt like doing this after watching bATMAN 8-)
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-3 128. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Another Day in the Office

Funny but if i actually understood it i think i would enjoy it more
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-3 129. chronic commented 11 years ago on video The Monster

#(removed comment) thats just lame
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-3 130. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Cyclist Slams Into Parked Car

the beginnings of a mob
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-3 131. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Will it blend? Old Spice

Im hung like a horse
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-4 132. chronic commented 11 years ago on video assembling and disassembling a car in 4 minutes

Why didnt they just get 1 asian guy
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-5 133. chronic commented 11 years ago on video 4 Minutes Of BBC News Blunders

Its because British news readers are among the most lifeless people on TV :D
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-5 134. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Track Star Destroys Unsuspecting Woman

Boom Headshot!!

Love the way her head whips back like she got shot :D
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-5 135. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Girl Swing Faceplant

OOO kissing that "black plastic".
Watching this vid, you could see the faceplant coming a mile away :D
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-6 136. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Frodo Baggins vs. Harry Potter

finish it off wit 'avada kedavra'
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-6 137. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Scratch My Back

Where is chuck norris!!
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-6 138. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Amazing crash

Lets just hope his insurance can cover that
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-6 139. chronic commented 10 years ago on video Arrow to the knee

I used to do this, until i took a sword in the gut
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-11 140. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Ever seen a train lay its own tracks?

They should just employ Chuck Norris
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-12 141. chronic commented 11 years ago on video Pepsi MAX - Display King

Pepsi over Coke any day for me.
Even 'snoopy' Agrees
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-17 143. chronic commented 12 years ago on video Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song(s)

now try that on chatroulette