If yon talk on the phone and catch a flying ball, who says you can't talk on the phone while driving. humbug

can somebody send me the damn link so I can see what the hell it is all about

#2, and your buttocks and make sure you stuff something big in your pants for the crotch factor bro.

people, that was a quarter mile race only, change it to a 1 mile race and you will have a very different outcome.

That's girls for you kids. stay away from them whores

man this is very weird looking at. looks like somebody whose head is in his ass

The guy is probably saying, makeup sex baby, score

#6, Trays are for women

In other words, there is no comparison

I like how "Hello" means good bye too. weird for the people who are unused to that language

he may had some rage issues i guess

Shark deterrent

Wish I was inside with her...

He lost his Mojo

My God she is amazing. Love her smile, and voice

Cats Rule....

Nice to know those scumbags are caught

US Olympic team training!

I always wondered how Mowgli would look like in the 21st century. Now I know

oh I see, what he said makes sense.

Do all black women wear wigs!!! 1:03

nice machine

I think he was destroying some other person's bike

angel of destruction

The orangutan is probably wondering how to eat it

short race for him

are they sure that cat is not possessed!

Only possible due to the curve and the weight biased to one side

Amazing control.

Ninja turtle

They have to be German.

I think those fishermen should start to introduce birds into their diets

That was amazing, beats those who take a picture every day for a year.

is that real or fake?

This will never stall. The engine is in the back and intake is way high.

I am sick of all hugging videos all over the world. who is with me!

ok phone, horrible camera.

squirting flask

The smiling fellow reminds me of that guy in the Enzyte commercial

If you listen carefully, You'll hear the Maureen say "Pay back bitch"

Those Japanese are hardcore.

Similar to this clip

http://www.snotr.com/video/5591/lazy_bum_gets_a_lot_of_money

0:16, pussy moment

If it was a wild cat, the cat would have had rabbit ribs for dinner

Is he related to that guy http://www.snotr.com/video/5775/Indian_kitchen ?

I don't buy it, maybe true if this guy never used his muscles for the last 10 years.

Ahh soo beautiful... Now lets nuke those f***ers

Bass Mechanic

That's what I call Star Wars hyper speed.

Yea teach her some ass pounding lesson

So that's why the magnetic field flipped in the past

wow, 11 people who don't have a sense of humor

It is simple really. He usually has a single burger, but that day, he had a triple cheese burger, which explains the extra weight, hence, the extra momentum. It is physics 101

You know a society has no future if the TV is their most valuable possession

Can't wait to try it when I am pissed off at some one and I want to write "Fu*k You"

You need BIG DINOSAUR balls to jump from that high. And that's why you don't see any women

My hero, Wish I can piss on all them bitches out there

#6, a boob job?

Communist avalanches rock

It was sooo unpredicted. NOT

Correction, Gravity 2 - Ninja 0

need more work on their pid

#2, actually the dog is smart because he knows that his master is a thirsty bitch and she likes to drink a lot

Correction, He will, thanks to a mighty concussion, amnesia, and permanent brain damage.

one more time

I am 100% with the one on the right. He is right, he can't do that to him. that was not fair...

Please send more women to battle.

I don't think I can jump 10cm. Gravitational force too strong in me

fake, can was open

Biggest Biceps = Smallest Penis

a true waste of time my canadian friend.

in other words, city full of crime, live some place else, or the cops themselves are the criminals, so again, live some place else

He is laughing cause that paper was the contract that required him to work as a child laborer. so now he is free, yay...

then they had gold fish stir fry and everybody was happy

Looks like bush employed some of these talented people to make videos like this to fool people so he can go around the world fulfilling his satanic agenda.

whats with the zionist brain washing? why do we have to see hebrew news letter and an israeli url? do you americans see anything wrong with that or have you been brain washed good!

WOW, I did not know that Swedes invented anti-gravity shoes!!!

is the aquarium, a usb stick drive cover?

0:48, Lesbian?

bunch of devil worshippers, they all should go to that door
http://www.snotr.com/video/6861

Is it big enough to fit you all warmongering americans?

Men 1 - Women 3

This guy is MY HERO. God bless you man. More power to you.

#15, if their women walk naked by custom, does that mean they are still advanced? why not then tell your mom and sister to shed their clothes and walk naked?

#4, He is definitely gay, check 1:19

Much better action than those bollywood movies

New Olympic sport, Geese Marathon

This kid will grow up and become a great gangster

the man has the right to protect himself with any means. If I see a robot inside my house, I am shooting it down too. police has no right sending their shit into people's homes. The land of the free, my ass

He was due for an oil change anyways

Jordan is HOT 0:58, reminds me Teri Hatcher

Wow, that was a big Load.

.22 machine gun!

I think the dog expressed what he thinks of Israelis in general. and may I add that the dog expressed very well..

#11, I assure you that you are wrong. Been there and seen the idiots there. and jealous of what exactly??? your economy is shit, exploding population, shrinking jobs, industry moving overseas, your money is worth shit now, you need to wake up. If you think I am jealous then you are definitely one of the people I just described in my previous comment....

This guy swallowed a sprinkler system

This is a perfect example that shows that americans are bunch of f****ing idiots/a**holes/d***kheads. not only did they not have the wits of not trying to go up the hill from the pile of cars at the bottom, they also did not bother to tell the drivers who were attempting to go up to not do it. and they filmed it as well. and you can hear the camera guy giggling while filming a car trying to go up the hill. I would have been at the bottom blocking the road or warning drivers, not like those idiots....

holy... this thing is scarier than a great white shark under water

The Swiss army knife got owned with this thing. I am putting this thing on my key chain once I get one.

she is pretty

sweet, always love to see other people's nice cars get blown up. who said I am bitter?

what is the name of that breed?

they work for peanuts..

so for a white looking guy, its ok, he is being educational. For a middle eastern looking guy, he is a terrorist planning something, lets arrest him and charge him with a felony. #7, i am pretty sure he had no such pre authorization

the problem is that such dumb people that are doing these things like flying close to buildings or following cars and boats, that at the end governments will make laws that prohibits these things and screw things up for all of us, which just makes the population more handcuffed of doing things every day...

I think those drivers in the cars deserve to be hit by a train. bunch of idiots. they should ban them from driving for years.

so does that breed of dogs likes to lick their noses all day long?

the logarithmic scale for GDP makes things look better than they are.

it missed the part were the jews wanting to kill him.

Beep Beeep

That bird now has one nasty concussion. serves him right

#11, i did.

I am disappointed. They both looked two scared pussies. shame. shaaaaammeee

that guy has to be gay. there is no other explanation

Infinite power

#1, i think the guy in the green jacket is smart, because he knows that the thief will sue him if he hurts him and then he has to worry about finding a lawyer and going to court.... that's the messed up USA that I know...

#7, even if he did not black out, he will not feel a thing...

#4, if they were balls of steel he wouldn't scream like a sissy. more like ovaries of steel

one turtle power SUT

few days later, he was confused why he has the Bubonic plague!

20 minutes for police to come? England must have a piss off a police department. shame on that messed up country. and not only that, that police officer only came just because he spotted people outside.... shame

and suddenly, the water turned yellow around him...

Don't worry, he purchased accident insurance on the rifle

still think lions are cute?

That was very funny and the idea, whoever did it first, seemed creative.

lol I think he should consider moving his table closer to him

I think what helped him is his rear spoiler, since moving backwards creates some kind of a lift.

That fucking whore. She clearly ran into his path to collide with him on purpose. i hope she gets gang raped aND TIED TO A CEMENT BLOCK AND DROPPED IN THE OCEAN

Watch your head sir...

he should have worn a superman suit for the video

#4, it was no where clear to creative. pretty much copied everything from that Japanese show. so pretty lame in my opinion. and those stupid kids cheering, are so dumb, they have no idea whats going on in this world, they think what they just saw was the best thing in this world after sliced bread.

Balls to the ground

1:40 Don't taze me Bro

He has minime inside his stomach

I wish the car ran them over, they shouldn't be there

who said dogs are smart?

Thank you for making the price of everything cheaper...

if the first two holes are taken, go for the nose.

nothing interesting about her. boring

why that fckg idiot that was driving did not turn? you can clearly see him not even attempting to turn. what a douche

parkour cat

so is that considered fistting or nose fcking?

first 3 seconds of the fall, he was shitting his pants and screaming, after that, he was like, I am the man, yeah

Wow, fish with loose balls disorder

well good think the ambulance is right there

HE IS MY HERO. Even though he got his ass kicked royally. That biatch got what she deserves.

the last one can't be real

photoshopped

damn annoying cockatiels

fcking retards

serves them right

That was hilarious. thank you.

music to my ears. I hope all punks end up like him.

It would probably be very nice to watch, if you are a gay guy. But I prefer to see a naked girl on that pole instead.

I think it could have been a lot worse, considering he still has all 10

I see potential in this kid. Future Valentino Rossi for sure...

that would be funny if he crashes the car, and the robot just sling-shoots him out the window

#4:03 , that's the usual reaction I get when women realize in the morning that they slept with me

nothing but net

That's one neat idea. brilliant, could be only Chinese idea that was not copied. but maybe I am wrong.

Both Democrats and Republicans are devil worshippers

abs of steel

The future is definetly is bright with these kids. NOT

1:26 definitely dear's fault. Dear did not stop at the stop sign.

she is soo cute

that looked seriously realistic

Am I the only one who thinks this kid is annoying?

mmmm rabbit soup

he should have tried to put the insect inside his mouth then he would have been french kissed by a chameleon

that was awesome. thats what you get when you try to impress some girls, your stupid face in the sand son.

These people have the biggest balls in the history of all balls.

I wish I had one of them helpers

$100,000 down the drain

and that is how you accomplish levitation

that should teach those rich fuckers

broken ribs

I would have run over that fucking dog.

You know what I like about these kinda pranks with! From the outcome of the prank, you will know from the "prankee" if he is a real friend or not.
that douche was definitely not a friend worth having.

and what happened to the camera man?

The next day, the iron hit his head and he died.

Man, I was wondering what was that earth tremor that I felt the other day. That gotta be it..

well at least he won't ever have to worry about cutting his nose hair.

I like how the musician bailed out quickly. smart man

#32 nice observation.

so that what's inside a Casio calculator. A young Chinese girl.'

cats are no match to mongoose. they would have ripped that snakes ass in a second.

starfish retreating at full speed

the motorcycle was even running at the end. must be a submersible motorcycle.

sweet ownage

#5, I will take combo #(removed comment). super size it please.

#8, no, that is RC1

#10, first how do you know it is a cage, it maybe a backyard fence, secondly dogs have collars, why can't a fox, third, who the fck are you to decide what can be in a cage or not. have you seen a chicken farm? they spend most of their lives trapped in a box the size of a shoe just eating and laying eggs, that fox is having a blast compared to those chicken. why don't you free all the animals around the world from zoos!!! so get lost you fcking hippie.

he just fried his balls. not that they had any use..

the infamous "oh shit"

man that was better than many of them garbage Hollywood movies

I think he missed a note

looks like they attached another parachute to the top of the line for him. nice save.

tamil or telugu

that bull was hamburgers the next day

how the hell do you miss a black guy with blond hair running towards you!

he is one cool cat. respect

man I feel sorry for her husband/boyfriend. if she starts nagging, his eardrums will just burst in like two seconds.

no kids for him

I think he was reading an ebook at 2:41 titled sex for dummies

I would love to see the US version of this video. probably the cop would have his finger on the trigger and ready to shoot.

I am amazed that it seems no one cared except that guy.

classic. love the physicist who deduced that he can "go twice as fast". that was probably the smartest guy in the US.

what a boring video

I don't get this "hah" shit the blacks seems to say when they preach 0:38. what the hell does it mean and who the hell invented it.

many nice scenes. the flags at 1:48 looked where painted before on the body.

I really hate those three goofballs 0:10. their performance is sooo scripted and boring. I like the two original guys cause when they talk. it does not sound like they are following a script. the other three sound like they look at the script every chance they get between shoots. in other words, actors.

revenge is sweet

jay leno is a slime ball

his mom is fucking nuts.

thank you #1 for telling us the time. I couldn't find it.

I think that ostrich ended up in an oven that evening.

even blondes are not that dumb.

attach her to a downrigger, troll her, and see what you catch

Future gold digger/whore

they should make a law against this shit

if you lose completely your front tires, you don't need to steer 0:02

Was that a threat woman?

#18, you have an Apache long bow military helicopter as a Snotr icon. you must have been brain washed really good in boot camp.

let me ask you this. if somebody was living in year 1800 and told his buddy that one day, people will communicate wirelessly, build flying machines, send probes to Mars .... the second guy will tell his buddy that he is nuts and to take his head out of his a$$.

#(removed comment), It is well documented that government agents infiltrate non-harmful groups and PUSH ideas into their heads to do bad things then either arrest them before or after they do it, so they can work on their master plan to freak out the population and to enslave them in a way where those people will give the government a green pass to take their liberties and do whatever they want in the world. how many times have you heard on the news that some guy was trying to sell missiles to agents and was caught. you trying to tell me that bunch of people in afghani caves managed this flawless plan to hijack planes and hit buildings and execute it flawlessly and all that without the government knowing or have a hand in it? use your logic man. it does not matter if a person is christian or islamic or satan worshiper. push bunch of ideas to his/her head and they will do bad things too. how about those anti abortion people that blow stuff up or timothy McVeigh.... you are the one with your head so deep up some cow's a$$

The majority of the Americans are ruining the image and the values of their country with this security nonsense. I don't believe any of these terrorist attempts on planes or elsewhere. I believe they are stunts choreographed by the government to freak out the citizens where the citizens will beg the government to impose restrictions on themselves. And of course those Americans will be happy with the restrictions as long they get their beer while watching Nascar and Football. Wake up people.

The photographer must have killed the crab first to get this shot.

That is sooo true man.

she is very cute though. Out of curiosity, can any body tell from her accent from what state she is from or imitating?

amazing how only #7 noticed that and nobody else.

fuck that bitch yeah..

looked liked as if the hostages were expendable

darth vader

#(removed comment), since you assumed that he assumed that it was an automatic door, then you proofed you are an idiot according to your formula.

#(removed comment), whats wrong with taking the bus and using public transportation you SNUB. I hope you lose all your money and job and end up riding the bus.

God those blacks are so racist. All those blacks in the bus sided with that fucking piece of shit black asshole telling him to "fuck his ass up" even though he started the whole thing. I am glad the old man beat the shit out of him. and whats funny, after the old man wipe the bus floor with that piece of shit, he is like "I'll fuck you up". Those kind of blacks have no future. bunch of drug dealers and criminals.

at least he can drive. and the proof is that he is didn't crash from all those passes.

that was the transmission

kosher dog

I love cats

only in the US it is known as soccer. The rest of the world knows it as football.

The goal keeper was asking for it.

I find these kinds of things to be extremely BOARING and POINTLESS. yes it took lots of time to train and design but what is the point. same thing with those stop motion movies. grow up people and do something better in your time that helps humanity.

bunch of pussies

#6 ... if you fry it, they'll eat it.

#10, I am glad this snake is non-venomous, I thought the bird would die from all those bites

nice boobs

I bet you some guy will try it without a parachute. Somebody already successfully jumped off without a parachute and his buddies helped him put it on while free falling.

wish all teachers like that, not like those union teachers that only care about their pay check and job security and not about teaching.

#17, women scream as in ear piercing annoying scream, men shout as in i will kick your ass kinda thing

he should eat less rice

Cat power. Screw dogs.

goodbye Klaus.

the first part of the song sounds like as if he is gay, the second part of the song proves it.

he could swerved left quickly. That noob just panicked.

nice

she was low on fairy levitation fuel

This should give him a lesson not to trust any one anymore.

power in unity

chinese are bunch of messed up brain-washed people.

the last one sure proves that blonds are dumb.

this is one of those complete waste of time things. If they invest the training time instead in cleaning the streets, that would be better.

"...Hello my boys...help...I am being eaten alive....." end of transmission.

man all those same tricks on the same guy

moon walking in reverse

why this jew is talking about churches. why not sell all the synagogues instead!

Rat's anus

damn that chinese spider glue

loved the jesus fall part. 2:19

I think she wiped the floor with him with that letter.

very funny

I thought it was very funny

at 0:25, he rolls over and dies.

#4, Canadian girls are worse

I loved the last maneuver to the stadium. It is like a jet fighter diving to hit a target. Awesome stuff.

That asshole on that tricycle needs to be run over by a semi. He started it.

My God, she is sooo cute, and smart too for her age.

Hydrogen fusion power.

#13, you could if you want to lose a ball or two.

I am in love with love

#1. You will see only one color shade only. try it.

owned by a

That was godzilla about to attack

best part when that van cut him off. love the video.

best part when that van cut him off. love the video.

I think the bird fell asleep due to the boring speech.

#14, I guess you can do that by marking permanent two spots on the floor, each the size of your foot.

body building is a disease in my opinion. you put a lot of wear and tear on your body to keep those muscles. once you stop, it is like watching that movie in reverse, except faster. also you spend lots of hours and money in the gym. you have to dedicate your life to the gym.

That was amazing. By the way, it looks like he got taller by about two to three inches. I would do almost anything to gain 4 inches

"...Yay" now lets have the bunny for dinner.

it looked like as if he was being shot with that machine gun.

seems like birds have excellent stability on one leg

He was supposed to have a job interview with BBC but they thought he is the Music Expert Guy Kewney

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/theeditors/2006/05/the_wrong_guy_1.html

looks like this guy did not learn from Michael Jackson's accident

Balls of forged heat treated steal!