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2. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Storm Freerun
I always feel like a fat lazy bastards after watching videos like this..


3. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video An Ostrich and Baby Giraffe Play Tag
#1 the gestation period is different for different animals and #3 you can say eatable as well as edible


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4. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Pepsi MAX - Display King
#3 poisonous at very high concentrations. unless you drink a pool of zero, you'll be fine.


5. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Swat Team Prank
and i love how the black kid is like 'wait a minute...'


6. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Rock Star Attitude Fail
#12 when he hit the tv he must have disconnected the batteries from the guitar, bringing up the 'please reconnect controller' screen.


7. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife
#(removed comment) you'd still go to jail


8. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Jewellery Shop Robbery FAIL
why is there a chimp screaming in the background?


9. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Dog's Excited To See Himself on The Colbert Report
colbert is the best. i have the same reaction whenever i see his show.


10. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Speed Flying
i'd for sure end up dead if i tried this..


11. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video The Shoot A Brew Cooler Rapid Fire
great commercial..


12. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Buggy on a Frozen Lake
the guys got lucky though...


13. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video urban freestyler - breakdancing
damn some of those moves are impressive...


14. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear
his death is so random...


15. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video How Royal Mail work
#8 you don't change race when you age.


16. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Person swapping experiment
lol @ the music from it's always sunny


17. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Responsibility of Strangers - Social Experiment
there should be a social experiment category on snotr


18. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video HRP-4C - Singing and Dancing Japanese Robot
creepy as hell


19. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Bystander Effect - people watch girl being abducted
how were they supposed to know it was a child abductor? a friend of mine had a step dad and he always screamed "you're not my dad". especially in public. i would have thought it was her step dad...
#12 well first of all thats bullshit, it's not because you followed a higher education that you're smarter. and you're a pretty big prick for suggesting that, because they're african american, they didn't go to uni, or that they have nothing to loose. also it's not because you didn't go to uni that you'd think intervening in a delicate case like this couldn't take a bad turn. people who didn't go to university don't have a diploma, but they're not retarded. obviously i can't say "i would have" because i haven't been in that situation, but it's apparent that people who don't intervene to help a child because they're afraid for their own safety are the scum of the earth. the only exception is probably the guy who was walking with his kid, as you pointed out.
and that was the point of the experiment, to see how complete strangers would react.
#12 well first of all thats bullshit, it's not because you followed a higher education that you're smarter. and you're a pretty big prick for suggesting that, because they're african american, they didn't go to uni, or that they have nothing to loose. also it's not because you didn't go to uni that you'd think intervening in a delicate case like this couldn't take a bad turn. people who didn't go to university don't have a diploma, but they're not retarded. obviously i can't say "i would have" because i haven't been in that situation, but it's apparent that people who don't intervene to help a child because they're afraid for their own safety are the scum of the earth. the only exception is probably the guy who was walking with his kid, as you pointed out.
and that was the point of the experiment, to see how complete strangers would react.


20. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video The nations of the world.
props to the guy who had to learn that in the right order and rythm.


21. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Police action
i'm about 90% sure this is mexico


22. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Crash carnage
i want to race cars, but i'm afraid i'm not poor and stupid enough


23. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Nascar Taxi in Chicago!
i don't think he wasn't actually speeding though. just making a lot of noise and driving a bit recklessly.


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24. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Leopard Kills Baboon Protects Baby
#8 if that's true, i don't see why the camera crew didn't do anything to save it, if they already had all the footage they needed, they could have hauled its ass to a zoo...


25. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video The funniest Dj in the world.
mdma does funny things to you


26. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Most Insane Football Play In History
i don't get it...


27. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Camera mounted on fastest birds on earth
stormtroopers could learn a lesson or two from the second bird...


28. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Open wheel car race crash
isn't it a bit dangerous for their heads to be sticking out like that?


29. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video why you shouldnt brake too suddenly
unless his breaks were shot or the first car's break lights didn't go off, he had plenty of time to break...


30. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Possibly the largest spider web in the world.
0:48 spiders aren't insects


31. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Don't Freerun!
these videos have given me a massive fear of concrete


32. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video A warm welcome...
sncf are dickheads. i'm late 1/2 the time to class because of them. and when france is on strike they keep on striking for weeks afterwards. i hate them with a passion.


33. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video 3 year old solves rubik cube in 114 seconds!
the guy failing the 2x2x2 made me laugh...


34. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Stage Dive...you did it..
i like how most still have their backpacks on. why would you even consider stage diving in that crowd is beyond me.


35. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Rat Takes A Bath
#1 you know, all they did was cause the death of 1/3 of europe... just a misunderstanding =)


36. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Cat Jump Fail
#1 the cat's fine. a little bit confused maybe...


37. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The biggest company you've never heard of.
reminds me of that don't be evil google video that was on snotr a while back


38. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Star Wars, black and white version
this isnt star wars. it's the empire strikes back. get it right.


39. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The Price is Right - Flip Flop Cheater
what a tool


40. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Fanfare
that's incredible. i want one.


41. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Geek and Gamer Girls Song
funny but not enough autotone imo


42. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Customer deters robber, chasing suspect with his cane
i guess he figured the cane was deadlier than the water gun he had under the paper bag...


43. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Striptease
#2 why wouldn't you?


44. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors
it's not meant to be a scientific experiment, it's an advert. it may have been actors as it may have been all true. but that's not really the point. i admit that it'd be a lot harder to confront someone about domestic violence than drumming. it's not meant to be funny either. unless your the most cynical person in the world. and #(removed comment) is a tool.


45. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Freebord - Choe team ride
i've tried one of these out. serious fun. but it's a shame you can only skate them downhill. it's hell trying to skate them uphill or on flat ground.


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46. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The Funny Side Of Formula 1
haven't heard that song in years. i was hoping to keep it that way...


47. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Van Nisterlrooy Celebrates goal infront of opponent
holy shit the ref was kinda rough there. i swear there should be refs to ref refs...


48. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Car Wash Power Hose KO
... kinda saw that one coming. still entertaining though


49. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Chinese bike acrobatics
dunno if it's the music or the colors but this made me feel kinda sick...


50. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video robotic leg
rise of the machines!! nah but seriously, it's crazy and really great what we're able to do today to help invalids...


51. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Monkey cooperation and fairness
haha i submitted this video like 15 minutes ago. no joke.


52. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Buried alive prank
#10 you've never been drunk?


53. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Shark Bites Fisherman's Hand
haha epic scream


54. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The 'real' simple life.
ugh... fuckin hippies


55. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Go Longboard (2009 Skateboarding)
aw man high five for the dodos


56. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video CMA Mental Arithmetic Demo
couldn't even wipe my own ass at age of 5...


57. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video A horse walks into a bar


58. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Determination
next step... COCONUT!!


59. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Ricky Gervais - The Bible
damn i think i submitted this over a month ago.


60. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing
this actually made me laugh a little... a little.


61. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Fire Fart Disaster
funny video but i'm going to have to call a fake on that one. for fire to spread that quickly, especially on jeans he'd have to had doused his pants in like lighter fluid or something.


62. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Typical Male
omg chick in red is seriously hot
#(removed comment) yeah but maybe not in the 80s/90s
#(removed comment) yeah but maybe not in the 80s/90s


63. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Crazy Flips
impressive... this is my long lost career path =D


64. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Truck Jumps Crazy Fan During Race
yay let's all applaud him


65. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The Grudge Girl
i find it weird that they all came out one by one and that their reactions seem to escalate...


66. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The lady and the reaper
i like how they joke about serious issues like euthanasia and suicide and manage to not make it sick or perverse...


67. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Out of time
=( i miss monkey bars...


68. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Vacuums
who's the dumbass who lost $9999?


69. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video How not to make a turn
i don't see what went wrong... he got there kinda fast, but nothing that should provoke that much of a fail...


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70. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Renault Convertible Challenge
i think it's "renualt" and not "renult"


71. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Bear Grylls eats elephant shit
let's get him to cut off his own leg and eat it


72. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Accro
#13 i swear i was about to write that...


73. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Dragons Den
distilled water cures cancer? if only we had known...


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74. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The Man You Wish Your Man Could Smell Like
#7 i just saw my hairline recede ='(


75. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Transformer
#1 you don't really need it, he's just explaining how to send an email via the post office (la poste) site.
he says at the end "the post prints it and sends it to the recipient." and then computer takes off.
he says at the end "the post prints it and sends it to the recipient." and then computer takes off.


76. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video cebu dancing inmates
i find it cool that the prison was willing to dish out 40 bucks per prisoner for all stars.


77. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Annoying sleep-over
#5 so do you like never go out with your friends?


78. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Dog rescue in a Swiss lake
it would have been epic if the guy slipped and they both fell in at the end.


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79. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video AIDS Ad
only the french...


80. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Helping Hands with Capuchin Monkeys
AMPERSAND!


81. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Street Hero Bus jump
#(removed comment) if my amazing you mean nauseating, then yes.


82. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video How Does This Work?
#5 is probably right. it would account for the change in shading. it's what i figured at first but i couldn't see the water at all (or whatever liquid he's using). but i guess that's why he uses weird looking cups that aren't smooth.


83. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Transport Canada
#9 hitting a government building with a boat?! I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE!


84. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Online gamer looks for a new girlfriend
AlcoholicSemenThrower... that's too long for a gamertag =)


85. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video How Does This Work?
i may be wrong, but i think i noticed the liquid became less clear after every pour. i skipped from the first frame to the last and i got the impression the shade was darker.


86. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Stuart Tanner vs Devin Harris
#8 beat me to it


87. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Guy Balances Chair Over Precipice
the motorcycle trick is a classic... we saw it in math class while studying the barycenter. the stick beneath allows him to stay steady. it's like when you balance two forks on the edge of a toothpick. still, though, mad props, takes balls of steel to pull that off.


88. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Urban or rural?
#6 "rural" is not a strange word. there's really no need for an extensive vocabulary to know what rural means. you basically need to not be a middle school drop out. it's not like if the guy asked if her husband was an antidisestablishmentarianist. i think she just has a hard time with polysyllabic words.


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89. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Amazing soccer juggling skills
#6 soccccccerrrrr


90. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
he's got cojones


91. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Do you have a flag?
i thought it was pretty funny...
and #4, have you seen his entire program for you to be able to say that?
and #4, have you seen his entire program for you to be able to say that?


92. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Online Gamer meets Offline Gamers
#6... #2 was right.
every gamer has had at least one moment of utter homophobic, racist rage. the worst console is by far the xbox 360. don't get me wrong, it's a great console, but whenever you play online you turn into this trash talking misogynistic douchebag. whenever i'm losing at halo for example, i start yelling "fuck you, you fucking faggot i'm going to rape your mother's corpse". then you mumble something about lag or host. i found it best to stop playing online multiplayers.
anyone says anything about anger management and i'll rape their mother's corpse.
every gamer has had at least one moment of utter homophobic, racist rage. the worst console is by far the xbox 360. don't get me wrong, it's a great console, but whenever you play online you turn into this trash talking misogynistic douchebag. whenever i'm losing at halo for example, i start yelling "fuck you, you fucking faggot i'm going to rape your mother's corpse". then you mumble something about lag or host. i found it best to stop playing online multiplayers.
anyone says anything about anger management and i'll rape their mother's corpse.


93. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Fun on a snowmobile
#(removed comment) you're absolutely right. i am no match for you. i capitulate. you are definitely the most obnoxious, self loving pseudo-intellectual online. keep telling yourself you're cynical and unique.


94. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Fun on a snowmobile
#(removed comment) #(removed comment) i'm still replying to this douchebag because i dread the thought of him thinking "i sure showed him..." Anyway, my response: no u


95. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Overtaking
i'm pretty sure what they said translates into "we saw nothing... keep driving"


96. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Prankster Highlights
i wanted to put a specific time but they're all just so damn good.


97. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
THE FOX AND THE HOUND! no? anybody?


98. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Freerunning
i always thought freerunning was supposed to be getting from point a to point b as quickly as possible. i mean this video is cool and all, although they all look like douchebags, but are all the twirls really necessary?


99. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Office 2010: The Movie
i thought this wold be a movie from the office. like with steve carrell... =(


100. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Cabbies' Worst Passengers
#7 like most trolls, you consider yourself to be a) witty and b) so much better than everyone because your 18 years on this earth has made you cynical and sarcastic. whereas of course, like most trolls, you are in fact,... the scum of the earth.


101. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Prank Call Gone HORRIBLY Wrong
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh


102. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Rooster says "hello"
and to think this is the end result of what happened to dinosaurs... *sigh* i guess it's hit or miss with evolution.


103. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Is Mom Santa?
i find it funny how kids who are cast for these parts have no idea what they're getting into... in 10 years they'll be like "well now i get it... gee, thanks for consenting to this mom and dad"


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104. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Smart cat opens door
lol #8 really not. i had 4 cats throughout the years... not one of them could figure out how to open a damn door they're always meowing... and i don't even have knobs, just handles...


105. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Taylor Momsen escapes paparazzi
the new protagonist for assassin's creed 3?? "miles! we need you to access your dna database back to taylor momsen!"


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106. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Icy Road
rerere-upload
it's me driving in gtaIV!
it's me driving in gtaIV!


107. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Rollerblading
damn... i blade 



108. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The Creation Of The World Cup 2010 Footballs
what happened to the good old black and white soccer ball?


109. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Tape measure master
i'm surprised no one's called it yet, so i'll go ahead... FAKE
jk
jk


110. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Homeless Mustard Sings creep
seth rogen laugh at the end!


111. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Rally Crash
lol the french are so funny "tu l'as eu?"


112. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Panda Kindergarten
the clumsiest creatures alive.


113. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"
does that say communism on his sweater?


114. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video The rear-view motorcycle helmet
interesting idea, but way too expensive in my opinion...


115. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Instant Rockstar
#20
10. Tell your friends that if they think you're in a bad state, they should see what you did to the other guy...
btw, total milf, mega props.
10. Tell your friends that if they think you're in a bad state, they should see what you did to the other guy...
btw, total milf, mega props.


116. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Amazing optical illusions
i have that, it's from a stupid book my brother ordered years ago. pretty cool though...


117. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Will Smith
wise not to ask him to sing something from wild wild west...


118. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Crouching tiger, flying tiger
can i haz my babiez back?


119. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap
#7 then you done gone and ate a big fat man dincha?


120. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Cocktail genius
damn sasha flex was hot


121. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Free Dog!
i like how the chick waits 30 seconds before she starts crying.


122. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Skeet shooting jumbo style
is that josh hartnett with a beret?


123. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Where's Rob?
yeah... they totally didn't notice the huge cameras pointed directly at them. and they didn't influence their actions at all.


124. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Heck of a Genius
pff hocos pocus mumbo jumbo... computers, now THEY're the wave of the future!


125. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Prank War 8: The Skydiving Prank
finally... PRANK WAR IS BACK ON!


126. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Balloon Bass Box
two words: genius


127. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Dell Computer
0:31 "awesome"


128. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Timelapse: California's mountains.
this is depressing me... i miss my homeland 



129. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Craig Ferguson on Twilight
#9 bram stoker's dracula was the biggest piece of shit vampire movie i've ever seen. seriously, i'd rather watch queen of the damned again than sit through copolla's worst movie ever.


130. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Meteor
KAL-EL!!


131. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Decent Juggler
why in the world would you choose this song over the original version? 



132. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Slam Artist Jumping 150 Feet into Cardboard Boxes
it's altair! or ezio, whichever.


133. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Japanese Fanta commericals
what are all these flavors? we only have like 2...


134. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Pigeon: Impossible
Really really good quality. looks ace.


135. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video Baby Scared by his Own Fart
it looks like he's laughing at first and then starts crying... like he gives in to his true male side at first then he freaks out about it.


136. codenamegizmo commented 13 years ago on video SARCOS half human half robot
Master Chief!
-7 1. codenamegizmo commented 12 years ago on video Frank & Kasey