I couldn't stop laughing thanks you snotr

Special dog because of his great owner , bless them both

I used to sleep walk and pee in the laundry basket

unless the drill bit it filled with skull debris and has alot more resistance than normal and keeps going deeper FAIL!

I thought he was a girl must have been the long permed hair

This guy did it with a broken leg http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/aug/09/london-2012-usa-relay-broken-leg

#3 0:08 guy behind pole is the guy who planted the bomb

Dog saying "low fat jerky gives him wrinkles "

The people in a town called Grantham Toowoomba Queensland Australia would laugh at your "wet season"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-lc2pDcWE&feature=related

brad pitt and angelina jolie must have forgoten about buying a pump and hose for the airport

what sort of a person records someone lying down in pain covered in blood ?

useless cat for sale

Thank you snotr you make me laugh

great video snotr i laughed so hard reminds me of NYC

Typical arrogant rich kid ,I hope they put him in a cell with the gimp.
even if the gimp is sleeping )

I was only joking when i said "go out and play on the freeway or something"

#1,2 i think there is poop in the water after seeing that

...New York Post reported that more than two-thirds of the $16 million raised for Haiti earthquake relief never made it to victims, how am i not surprised

#2 Matt is a 35-year-old deadbeat from Connecticut
In February of 2003, he quit his job in Brisbane, Australia and used the money he’d saved to wander around Asia until it ran out. He made this site so he could keep his family and friends updated about where he is.

A few months into his trip, a travel buddy gave Matt an idea. They were standing around taking pictures in Hanoi, and his friend said “Hey, why don’t you stand over there and do that dance. I’ll record it.” He was referring to a particular dance Matt does. It’s actually the only dance Matt does. He does it badly. Anyway, this turned out to be a very good idea.

It went to you tube uploaded from someone claiming he was matt (he stole the video from a blog)

In the midst of all that, Matt got an email from a chewing gum company called Stride. They asked if he'd be interested in making another dancing video for them. He asked if they'd pay for it. after that

Visa hired him to do his dance in a series of TV ads that air across Asia and the Middle East, which introduced him to a thing called "Business Class," and meant he didn't have to worry so much about money anymore. He settled down with Melissa in Seattle, Washington and bought a house.

Matt put his fourth video out in 2012. He's really proud of it and he hopes you like it too

They are both to blame , In Australia 4WD owners are bullies on the road , they tailgate, and are just plain rude drivers maybe he is Australian

all those tools when you can use putty to fill the holes

Did that driver ,take off?

a real keyboard is better than this crap

Thats what happens when you do not pay for parking

Good people are very hard to find these days ,i wish we had more of them.

Poor lady all that pain she suffered because some ahole did not do their job

no 10 the movie "Alive" everyone must see it a great movie just don't have snacks while watching it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106246/

In the olden times, why did they burn witches at the stake 1536 ?
i wish it was that year now, i would bring marshmallows

People are like a disease

3 flying vehicles and a car door in flight missed him ,More than lucky thats for sure!

Nice start the flip was a bit early but the entry was good im going to have to give him a 7

If his head got caught on that rail he would be doing wheelchair stunts later in life

what did he bring the dog kennel with him?

#8 summer Ireland your kidding me?

Im going to try with my other hair

what there is more out there than only humans???

When i first started working as a carpenter my boss said "can you juggle"?
I said "yes"
He said "you must be useless at work because you spend all day juggling"

good on him i say .My telco charged me $45 for a one minute call when i was overseas thieves considering the technology we have.
shame on them

Humans are the worst species for the planet .
for example in 1770 (242 years ago)Captain cook discovered Australia Hundreds of Australian species have become extinct since Captain Cook and Joseph Banks explored the east coast of Australia in 1770. These include at least 41 bird and mammal species and more than 100 plant species.The introduction of the cane toad to Australia , most of the Forrest along the eastern coast wiped out to make way for cities leaving deserts inland untouched.polluted rivers ,introduction of Carp ect

Then there is other countries that are more than 250 years old since white man discovered it so you can imagine the impact in a very short time humans can do to the planet.

Typical cab driver thinks he owns the road ,here is a tip "wait in line like everyone else"

one way to cut a watermelon in half not

sideways on grass in a F1 car and regain control now thats is skill or just pure luck wow!

Lol i love the end Spare parts i wonder where they come hehe

0:23 ahhh dont care

my mom has one of these

#12 Yeh the tree was in the way ,they are making way to put more Parking meters in

7:01 lol classic

The only parkour is when you run from cops

now break open the last egg and tell me how it smells?

If this works nothing will be impossible!

#1. I bear say the bear got in while door was up then climbed up the ladder and couldn't get back down again. Not sure how mum managed to open the roller door!

round and round the garden like a teddy bear one step two step and tents everywhere

"Please do not disturb my friend he is dead tired"

That is one lucky kid

That father had patience i would have dragged the little cunt out of the car zippy tied his hands to the coil and give him freedom of equality

Smokers are people too, my grandad smoked and he died early (smoking related illness),all i wish was that he never smoked so i could have spent more time with him , he was a strong good man a farmer a husband my grandad
That is the reality people ,thats why i dont smoke i want to see my kids get married have kids and be around for them

kids death loop is better http://www.snotr.com/video/9491/Backyard_Waterslide_of_DOOM

If he only married the right woman he would not have this problem

#5 just a tiny bit longer

that big guy put his back out ,he went down like a tone of bricks!

I used to laugh at the series "get smart " and his shoe phone as if we can have a unwired phone

god making pop corn

0:9 everyone has burning hands from the crash

next video he tries "sperm"

The last two were close calls im sure the pilot was shittin bricks

#6 really depends on the inductance with the electromagnomotive forces applied i dare say his "resistance" would be a great path for step potential voltages lucky they had a open circuit at the section isolator with bonds to earth for protection against fault currents or he would be toast

he said thats awesome!
must like his new look god bless him

poor scooter i hope its ok

In Australia the police would not be so nice , lets say they would never do it again.

2:27 dog thinks holly crap the trees move run for your liiiiife!

Ive been inside one of these all they are is a xray machine x 100 BUT there is a downside they inject you with Iodine for better imaging and soon after injection you smell & may have a warm, flushed sensation and a metallic taste in your mouth that lasts for a few minutes.
General xrays sometimes cannot pick things up like cancer until its too late ,this machine is a god send use it if you need results!

he hates his life because he is bald before he is 25

I had a problem with my neighbour that was in the house next door ,after asking him politely many times , one day i decided to go next door under his house and pulled the fuse on the electric board that runs his power sockets, today he only has lights/gas ,it has been nice and quiet ever since

pffftt this cat can fly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbwkhi2P3w8&feature=related

#2 thats the air compressor filling the tank to feed the air gun

great car much better than those oversized 4wds, suvs

lol great design must be the same guy who designed this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMbTVVs1zQA

My wife cried when she seen your chin

My retriever does the same, But it knows when there is no treats and goes on strike be lucky to get her to sit ,they are to smart

natural selection gone wrong

#6 my questions would be 1. are you ok
2. what the F_-*k do you think you were doing you nearly killed me you f n idio t

Until one day it gets snagged on the rocks

0:46 unemployed now

I hope he never drives ever again what a IDIOT!

quick someone ring a orthodontist

underpants sale went up dramatically at local store that day

shame such a waste of good air

wow if only it works like that

pleeeese give me cok pleeeaase give me cok lol 0:37

I wish the train hit the alcoholic instead of the dog

cruise control went out back for a coffee like http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/cruise.asp

you rock kid

Thats not a sand storm unless its in Australia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95tmYmeHf84

If you look very closely apparently you will see skateboards (longboards)

Its ok shes a driver from Brisbane Australia they all drive like that, even worse in 4WD vehicles.

how about the petrol sniffers http://www.creativespirits.info/aboriginalculture/health/petrol-sniffing.html

So this is why i have to extend the cord all the way to its limit on a vacuum cleaner, so it does not create heat with the coiled up leed and catch alight ?

Love Golden retrievers best dog ever!

Somehow i knew who was going to win before i clicked the video

#11 your not married are you

#3 throw in a bit of "tinnitus" to go with that please

They look cute until they balance on their tail and rip you open like a banana with their feet (Big huge Claws) red Kangaroos are not to be messed with

1:32 finally the treats!!

lol #1 yes it was

I remember my x girl friend did not know you had to replace tires until one of hers was that baldy it poped.
So yes they do walk among us

This is the most insane race on earth
http://zanylol.com/insane_race.html

I feel like going to Canada again ,just need some $$$$

how the bloody hell did that car not see that truck ?
It was beside him
0:13

sony ericson do people use those things?

now please get off the swings and let the kids play

Ive taken the wrong bloody pill haven't i

What that car driver did looked deliberate ,my personal preference i would ride or walk on the side walk ,if i was to go over that bridge

That could be dangerous

He must be alaskan ,crazy bunch

thats normal low battery on iphone stop complaining

My parents are from there and a question always asked is "where are you from"
not to make friends but to decide whether or not they like you.
So sad that this is how people are judged

I know there are aliens ,i believe my neighbors are aliens

yeh not bad but i would rather have the trunk monkey system installed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

one of the very few 4wd that go off road ,most 4wds are the new (volvo driver= hopeless driver) replacements in cities around Australia

poor neighbors

so thats what happens after you over feed them ,the're to lazy and bloated to eat you

STUPID PEOPLE if they only knew how close to death they were

What no sling shot?

looks like Australia is to hard to paint

now i know how the " great barrier reef " was formed

out drinking again boys?

$5 goes to business and $55 to the insurance company just incase you injure yourself or sue

we need to exterminate these cockroaches

Must have raided mums medicine cabinet before his nap

Must have KFC in his backpack wants to get home quick before it gets cold

lol see thats what happens when you have to many drinks at the station waiting

i live in the desert of a country =boring

#6 hit that right on the head lol

They are going to need a longer airplane hangar next year

Nice ending ,We have all had similar relationships like this and wondered what if

very smart

the worst fart i have ever heard in my life came from a woman!the whole house nearly shook from vibration

We have a golden retriever they are the most gentle dog ever

FAIL .If anyone know anything about magnets ,the first rule is no magnetic lines cross each other

see the guys face 0:54 !

That guy sure can ride ! great video snotr

if he spends all day doing that then he never gets work done

one day the arch snaps when the biggest looser 2013 comes to air

he changed poles so many times im sure we can use him to generate ac electricity at 60hz

Anonymous done in a few days that the FBI CIA POLICE could not do in decades

http://aroundthe.net/random-wtf/anonymous-takes-on-a-mexican-drug-cartel/

tcell are another name for garlic

ant plague

#7 take away risks in life ,you might as well lock yourself up in the house sell your car ,dont go holidays / planes and do nothing

he went down like a bag of shi

That mountain looks yellow like a "yellow mountain"

Its not the speed that kills ya, its the instant stop!

someone needed a front wheel

he was doubling Jesus that day

Thumbs up for #6

Just shows how your life can change in all of a sudden sometimes from good to bad and vice versa

Asshole (in green) gets out of his car and looks at the damage and does not give a crap about the cyclist (Thomas Casarotto) who died in result 0:16

survived jumping a 400 feet jump ,unable to swim due to bungee cords wrapped around her feet, got tangled up in the rapids,fell down the water fall

Escaped with only bruises ,skipped lunch "the main menu" for the crocodile infested waters .
This girl is beyond lucky

What the hell did he say in the interview did he speak english yo?

I hope they get alcohol poisoning

The dog won't leave his side
and at #(removed comment) here is why dogs are better than women http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/2006/08/13/why-dogs-are-better-than-women/

Student ? Education has helped this guy out alot don't you think

nice but not as good as this
http://www.snotr.com/video/8045/Man_Slams_Through_a_Glass_Door

Now lets deprive the human from oxygen and make him struggle for air in the water.

what is it with muslims and cars?

Not very nice some of those crashes would have put people in wheel chairs or 6 feet under

As long as he doesn't take anyone else out with him there will be no loss to humanity

#4 if that was new holden ecotec engine instead of ISUZU it would have drowned and broken a timing belt
ISUZU >>> http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/west/one-in-a-million-gemini-still-faithfully-holden-on/story-fn8m0u4y-1226220742708

That's clearly a Golden retriever in a husky body

Schapelle Corby don't think so

sounds better when you mute the video and play the link in background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3sApWlY1s&feature=related

Well that's using your head

I think he dances better than most of the other contestants god bless him

Flux capacitor must be out of order

Puppy likes to play with his food first

2:57 change of pants maybe ?

well that explains why i never remember driving home ,my eye balls are moving too fast

too protect ????? friends with benefits wtf ???

everyone's dream to fly one of those

lol love the music

#4 hrvatski tehnologija za mentalno osoba. Kurva

7:47 lol no steering

What do people think happens in war? friendly fire? friendly bombs ?
war is horrible and there is no good guy .I lost my extended family
(7 people)in war simply because they were Orthodox Christians living in a Muslim Area, they murdered my great grand mother my uncles and their children.Maybe it was friendly Islamic bullets that killed them ?

7 billion people and it will double in 30 years ,just imagine two of every city in the world twice as many people to share drinking water and resources with .Wonderful world in 2040 ? i do not think so

The bastards still advertise it as refreshing spring water when its really filtered tap water that has been sitting in a bottle for so long that bacteria is more concentrated

I wonder what 2012 holds for us

so thats why we age bloody neutrinos

I was going to say i love that movie ____ but i would be lying i love all of them

I wonder how deep are those foundations on those poles?????

useless dog should take it back and get a refund

Those construction workers cant be all that bad they are Scottish http://www.snotr.com/video/8473/Scottish_construction_workers_down_under

finally no aggressive women drivers cutting me off on the way to work

go the Scotts!

That guy is a daehkciD or there is a half price sale on halal

i would stop park the car and walk home after that

I have an idea how about we kill some of the human race so this planet has a chance in survival, lets say 50%

eagle 1 must have cut eagle 2 off in the flight path

I just don't know how such a bad thing could happen officer i just simply did not see him

I shagged my friends and continued being friends

People are selfish must be filmed in todays world in the 80s people would help him get back to the bar

must be from Texas yehawww

Repetitive strain injury (RSI)??????????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mclp9QmCGs

new term to fly fish ing

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tinnitus?

Golden retriever the best dog ever

anyone ever changed gears going uphill "clunk"

They are upset because of this,
see video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjpqeZirDqU&feature=related

RIP for these brave men and for #18 your a dik

Lots of money and little brain

i tried filling my car rust with body filler the rust came back 2 fold when a few months later

russians do not give a shit!

Cant wait for first person SHOOTER games with pump action riffle

all these years and still no cake

those guys have some story to tell the grandkids !

If this is a Chinese restaurant i would love to torture the china man who is responsible

notice how the cop car was parked outside the dohnut shop

#4 when you see what cancer does the extreme pain even when sedated ,pain you have never felt in your life only then you will pray for injection. Lucky animals can have that option.

#15 even if there is no god.You fail at no 2. Pets live on forever in our hearts so suck on that dipshit

you have to love Alaska!

I remember mu old bike, i bought it brand new in 1999 might go for a ride now

#20 Ardipithecus ramidus had a small brain, measuring between 300 and 350 cm3. This is about the same size as a modern bonobo or female common chimpanzee brain,

Phillip Island ouch he must of been going around 200km when he fell off , 250km is average on most of the track

I was hoping to see those idiots who jump infront of trains get squashed bugger!

#1 no this guy has not evolved he is way before the Homo sapien cro-magnon era more like Ardipithecus ramidus you can tell by the body hair and mono brow

mute the video and play this one in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gVPkaZykK4



Adriaaaan!!!!!

wow a big iphone i wonder if it hangs and you have to keep tapping the screen because it crashes.

The earth is awesome not to sure about its people

Your neighbour flashing his flashlight in your backyard looking for "coons"
you ask why are you flashing the light in my sons bedroom neighbour says teaching him the universe . You immediately reach for the smith and western and show him how the milky way galaxy looks like on his t shirt.

natural selection gone wrong

Serbia is a shocking country

Title should be "Mountain Coaster fast forward x2 dubbed with sound"

why have a iphone when there is a samsung galaxy S2 that eats cranky unemployed wifes for breakfast

Funny how the guy jumps out of the drivers seat and runs for his life!

I remember my first car it was a "Holden LX Torana" twin stombergs,exhaust, low ratio diff centre ,rust , undercoat paint in spots, sports steering wheel , .. I loved it !

poor baxter my heart goes out for him

6. Yep hes a journalist with a potential difference

#1 im sure the group "Anonymous" will bring their entire empire down
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/31/anonymous-hackers-mexican-drug-cartel

so all i need to do is put myself in a very strong gravitational field and i can time travel

so how many times does he have to do that ,go out and buy yourself some party sparkles

Regardless of this guys actions or the messed up hippies the real problem is corporate greed i remember back in the early 1980 when companies were happy with a 100% profit .Now some products can make over a 1000%

#13 it the pressure created by the steam that moves the piston ,just imagine your kettle boiling water with a plug at the spout . pressure would build until pop

#15 he was doing nearly 100mph he is very lucky he only got a mouth full and no ticket ,if that was another country the cop would have violated him first then the others

magnets that change polarity pfffttt thats absurd ,thats like saying our hard drive is made up of little magnets that have north and south poles that count zeros and ones.

#4 if it was a divorce he would only have 25% of his car not half

I always wondered how Arnold schwarzenegger spent his summer holidays

that was no NISMO driver he is way better than any of them

magnets #6

beep thought my battery life was low 0:35

see what happens when you never paddle out that far before

educate them

i agree with #1 what happen to buttons you know you press it and it actually responds not like these crappy touch phones that hang ect

Thailand gotta love wet season. question people i know he has the pipe attached to his exhaust but what stops the water getting into the carburetor ?

#5 when things go up creek without a paddle run to the hills with your supplies ,the most valuable thing during war is food and water not gold .
i remember my grand dad telling me about the starving soldiers knocking on doors asking for food granddad was lucky he had supplies so was the soldier.

damn lucky he did not hit that pole its not the speed that kills you its the instant stop

too right #17 a very small percentage of donations actually reach people in need .The sad thing is some say our population is going to be double in 30 years we currently have 7 billion people can you imagine another 7 billion ?
Thats two of everything to la city new york Mexico cities ect ect ect and much less resources twice as much pollution ...

new way to control our carbon emissions

must have taken 6 months to upload that video

only in serbija

while we speak they are damming the amazon river in 40 places that will be the most catastrophic disaster ever ,abit like removing your right lung and seeing if you have a chance

some say their x partner have sucked them dry financially and mentally but this is the next step

2 miles to turn the thing !

who else had a good laugh when the boobs exploded lol

Paragliding with eagle is better you get more of a look http://www.snotr.com/video/8235/Paragliding_vs_Eagle

#1 except OJ Simpson "The glove dont fit"

if her boyfriend loved her he would make her wear a leather jacket
most hospital amputees are from road rash that has become infected and gone to the bone (I work at a hospital)

now lets drop the rich kids see when their leg breaks

lol #(removed comment) he is going to win in points even though its in negative

run forrest run !!!!

lol #3 and #9 classic!

With lots of work in my city ,"The occupy movement" are the unemployed hippies who do not want to work .We as the working public have to pay a portion of our taxes to these people to vandalize our park , buildings ect
most of these people do not know what it is like to work full time have 2 jobs have a family a mortgage and make a honest living without relying on the government.only then they will know what hardship is regardless if they eat lentils or porridge for breakfast and dinner

hope hes ok looked like a bad thud when he was thrown of the car

she is pissed off that her car was ridden of because of some PERSON pulling her up to give her a fine for not indicating or something as stupid as going 2 miles over the speed limit now she has no car and no way to go to work will lose her job her house her freedom

refugees at christmas island

the only way to cultivate a better world is to start with the humans

Australia is doing well considering you can fry a egg on a car hood during summer months

what dog all i seen was tits just like #5

#5 can i borrow your dog ? my neighbors cat keeps crapping in my garden

mans worst nightmare fridge with no beer

how that dog does not break its legs on landing is a miracle

its not the birds you worry about its the drop bears (koala bears) they just fall out of the trees and claw into you screeeeeching

nearly as good as seeing the tt races in the isle of man

#20 lets put some light on the subject shall we

see thats what happens when your not in the kitchen

batman must be religious

"Trollstigen" Norway vehicles over 12.4 metres long are prohibited from driving the road. i wonder why????????

Just like wall street and the recession

breaks my heart when i see all the construction and animal species that have disappeared in my town my suburb my country my world

samsung galaxy s2 yeah!!!!

wrong this is the best proposal ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVAE91E7kM

why risk such a beautiful car on a idiot ?

if he keeps going he will get easy access parking at shopping centers
"disabled parking"

people i travel on the train with every day need hallucex

my Dad is still the superhero he is 62 and still stronger than me and i thought i would beat him at 50

she must be playing video games she only uses the "asdf" keys

#19 I would rather have USA for the superpower than Iraq china Korea as for your spill Americans are lovely people and do not want holly war like some backwards uneducated countries that label others as "infadel"

war will do it

must be a former girlfriend of bieber

This is Why you wear a helmet
What a load of Bullocks

reminds me off the good old days when i was single and had time to ride my yamaha sports bike and the only speed was flat out now im a a old fart and drive a womans car

regardless of the situation the further away from a lightning storm the better ..as for "the path of the least electrical resistance" Factors that contribute are the higher up and closer to the cloud you are, then the better chance you have of getting fried depending on the resistivity of the object being human concrete or a steel tower and the ( amount of negative charges in the lower clouds)
Thats why in a field the taller trees ,buildings and other structures always get hit being the shorter path for the electricity to flow

run the crane into 240kv power lines ?

The way i see it the human race is a virus

A person we know did child care for her and she is also afraid of Julia Roberts
Apparently she was very business like and never cracked a smile

if that was Australia it would have cost the rate payer 6 billion dollars for that demolition and when the new one is built they would put a toll on it regardless that we pay money in our registration for infrastructure

#14 i had a friend who took a "trip" and has never returned she is in a mental hospital and never recoved from the drug ,im sure this happens to alcoholics ect but when it comes to chemicals you just dont know what you get " ajax " instead of the real thing

#3 somehow i think the extreme cold would keep me up

reminds me of Justin Bieber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKLpKHBkumg

thats a good way to Finnish that off

they could have heaps of dirty wall space in the back streets of Paris or London

some people have way to much time on their hands

Im sure its painful but i cannot imagine the pain when he has to go to the toilet the next morning to pass that meat ball

completely deaf (IN ONE EAR) folks other ear works fine

I always wear my baseball gloves when on the phone

I agree with no #1 there is one thing being a nerd and then there is another being a god bother-er

head banger

Its like a butchers shop meat everywhere

# 2 vcr that must be as old as snail mail

#6 just because its hydro does not mean it is good for the planet .EG Right now construction is going ahead in brazil the amazon river is being dammed with over 40 dams this will kill the forest
"the worlds Lungs"....

And doctor asks "So why do you arthritis in your wrist your only 30 years old"

# 4 if you did not smoke drugs you would have a 65" inch tv

like 4 wheel drives want to be up high and look down at the peasants

glupi majmun !!!

2:33 he nearly meets god

Gravel rash seems to cross my mind while watching this

the dream was fake they missed out on the cheating and the divorce part

# 2 thats ok but can he cook?

thats what happens when nemo gets away

#13 balls of fire torch his ar s

Thats not a bush fire come to Australia you have no chance of driving yourself out of trouble let alone outrunning it 131 people died in cars their homes ect on saturday a few years ago
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1878114,00.html
may have to copy and paste the rest of the link im a noob

Dogs are better than cats

infinity has no end if it did it would not be "infinity"
infinity exists elsewhere other than math

You have not lived until you have done 200mph

otter with a sore tail !

what no Datsun 180b ?

when there is a plague of ants in your house what do you do? ???????

Mother earth will do the same to us right now she is brushing the ants of and it not long before she gets out the artillery

i wonder if it was the other way around whether or not in Iraq they would feel sorry for the American disabled person singing on Iraq has talent?

now thats a swing

The good the bad and the ugly you have to love that movie !

example of the opposite a guy walking around with a gun in public gives no name and gets away with it
http://www.snotr.com/video/7645/Good_cop_good_cop

its the other way around for the USA at the moment when they exchange their money to go overseas

those guys are dumb all it takes is a act of stupidity and you can be seriously injured or killed .

#2 you can buy my "awake" magazine 70 cents only to cover printing costs

when he sobers up he will think why do i hurt so much where did this bruise come from why am i in a padded cell?

poor bike it has a idiot for a owner

i had a scooter cut me off yesterday he changed lanes and then he looked ?
idiot nearly got minced

follow the light my friend follow the light

"whistler"

poor ipad i hope its ok

and now its a 2 wheel drive

i wish i had balls like him to get a tattoo

now play at 0:10 and scream as hard as you can "run forest run"

looked like his brain exploded when the other bike ran over him .

who ever thinks that was a real baby has never had children before

F_'n idiots they need baseball man to sort them out 0:11

his neighbors must just love him

1:34 its called "SEX" you wont find that on facebook . I'll google that see how many results we find ehh

finally a 21st century burqa

stanley park Vancouver ?

lol i cant stop laughing

one drink for you and two drinks for me

lol i like it when he spills it on himself classic!

how much does a crane weigh and how much can the slings support?

no thanks i dont want a back injury

like" dancing with the stars "

lets get this straight guy walking around with a gun does not give his name to the police and they let him off free .?
Wow you guys have it easy in the USA
try doing that in Australia or just refusing to give your name ,you would be taken away locked up, beaten if you were a smart ass like our friend and if you were carrying a weapon around like that they would have shot you first then asked questions later. To get FIREARMS you need licence to get licence you need police checks/criminal record long process not to forget the gun club you must attend to keep your weapon strict rules and hefty fines if not met...and you NEVER carry in public

#14 who has the lower gun related crime?

That is 1936 notice the hearing protection people are wearing "none"

#(removed comment) is really popular just like the people on the duck ride

We have had some crazy weather on the planet lately i think we have pissed of mother nature and she wants pay back

i have to stop mixing my prescriptions with alcohol

this is nuts

I will have one the rear of my car for tailgaters thanks

I have this problem when i encounter good looking woman all i see is her

....deary me

Russians love their pork god bless them

10% of our brain is used and these guys have tapped into the next 20 % imagine 100% of full brain use

I hope it doesn't follow Japanese whaling research boats thing they are friends.

I love mt biking great way to keep fit

Nice start the double flip was a bit early but the entry was good im going to have to give her a 7

that tree root travelled through his leg i hope he likes hospitals

the building was compromised if you look at the supports they look very worn in the middle like explosives were used and failed ...so they brought in the big jack hammer shacking the ground trying to get it to "slowly fall down" physics people physics !

And we wonder why there are big holes in the ozone layer

Most of those swings are band from parks now like the spinning egg that you sat in with the wheel you turned to spin the egg then you fell out when you reached 5000rpm

#2 Yeh but the government cash in .it costs money in rent to put your chairs on the sidewalk or you could be slugged with a huge fine

That squirrel is nuts

Dogs are far better than cats

#2 would you like to upsize that?

8:59 the smart one stays the fuck away from white man

#1 you got a thumbs up from me

2:07 the scenery got better

The text went through i hope

0:23 <<<<<<<<<<do you think this guy figured out what was wrong with his car?

#9 he is know he crashed his McLaren F1 supercar recently http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/485692.stm

and you cry when you put your finger on a belt sander

fucking classic !

crusty demons part 1 do the best desert jump/crash ever =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF4YwBO56uQ#t=1m09s

This is like the motorbike version of "Dancing with the stars"

Chook chook chook here chook chook chook

Visibility zero under all that ash why even bother!

"therob42" yes they are i never thought so until i visited Alaska ..my pilot was flying in a storm in a floatplane steering with his knees while filling out his log book he only reached for the wheel when Turbulence hit several times nearly rolling the plane rain water was leaking from the screen (inside) going behind the dash panel the engines wear roaring everytime wind caught the wing
It was scary but one hell of a ride

#8 Licence wat is dat Mr marx0012?

It would be great to catch them and paint them head to toe

#17 hes a battery he can dispel current out of his body he can charge

1:50 more than 500 000 volts travels through those long -distance High voltage transmission Lines .If he was going slow only being inches away from the lines the magnetic field created from the lines would suck him in and fry him like a burnt steak left on a barbecue.

maybe he has wind?

Imagine if Nikola Tesla was not born and there was no such thing as AC electricity

Jesus holding the bat

#5 Angry birds is more violent than real COD hehe

yeh i always wanted them to do me but it never happened good luck kid

#1 Looks like they are already in hell trying to find a way out shame bible school/church all for nothing

well i understood the animal noises far better than the other bloke

I put $50 on the old fart

somebody should have given him a "hand"

awww the poor bully got knocked out and now he has a permanent limp like a disabled old man awwww such a shame

#2 no thats just air conditioning on India train

Im like this when i get it grandma s car

2:23 Agnes i think my hearing is getting worse .....yes Betty mine seems to be a little off

#12 lol sux2bu so what happens on tuesdays and thurdays days of recovery?

gotta love these snotr video i had a great laugh it made my day !

he stole this idea from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtUH_bHBxs

I will have "the Juice"

Is thaT at stanley park?

what the hell was he thinking

How i would love to fly like this i will keep dreaming

fish food now

karma for paparazzi

well maintained aircraft great job maintenance team

Haha yo yo you know what im sayin dark holmes

who the hell is Ivey does she own a boat she cannot fit in?

#13 yeh that would be cool but at that height they have a good chance of breaking their neck !

neat trick if only it was cold enough here in Australia . we generally need bags of ice during the summer. It would be a beautiful day but it gets so hot you cannot leave your house you sweat all day doing nothing while indoors.How i would love to live in north America

# 10 I used to think that was mean until i moved into a suburb with neighbours who did not control their cats I had pee in my car vents cat shit in my gardens . I spoke to my neighbours politely about it and they did not care.I have a dog now im training it to do no 2 in their front lawn when i walk it at night but meanwhile i collect all the dog shit /cat shit in my yard and i scatter it in their front yard late at night ....payback is a bitch.!

Poor bench i hope it is ok

it all sounds good but how do you make rain in drought affected Africa to use the open source farming machines?

Great if you dont like cleaning ! the bigger the place the more cleaning right now i have to go mow my law

i hope that croc enjoyed those tusks getting driven into him

we will just move this huge thing 300 meters
now i would like to see that!

im in a shit mood now

expensive toy must have saved up alot of pocket money

Did the guy using his batten cop it? or did he get away?

Who else thinks when you look at humans from above we look like a bunch of far too many ants

I'm having visions of her me and her whip making Cheetah noises

"Julia Gillard the Australian prime minister" must love carbon tax she might be able to tax Australians on this maybe a new petrol station carbon explosion tax with a flood levy tax even though the damage done was nothing like japan or new zealand earth quakes. Australia has the most incompetent government ever that spends 4 billion dollars on a tunnel "the clem7"only 4 kilometers long that no one uses and sells all its assets .if only they could manage the huge amount of money they make from tax the country may have a chance .

his ears ring eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee everynight forever google "tinnitus"

babies are smart they cry or laugh for attention crying baby always wins because mum and dad want it to shut up

F_ck yeh !!! you get that fricking handbag!

The most remote roads are in Australia 's desert some break down go for help and never return

This is why Australia do not have nuclear powerstations

I would never shake that mans hand if he did that to my daughter. I would make sure he got maximum sentence because my child got a life sentence

poor machine i hope its ok

i wish i could have a device like these fitted to my legs after visiting the pub

imagine the squirrel coming back to check on his stash "what" MY ACORNS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

wow i thought he could not count to 4 but he came through in the end

reminds me of humans with large damns stopping the water take its natural course the wildlife downstream suffer and die

If the mosquito is replaced with my x wife then it would be a video of my x wife sucking the money and life out of me

#5 dont worry it takes 6 months to get it posted

finally the water in the ocean wont sink

they are very bored in Australia

A bad relationship can do this and when you meet another you become a better person

#11 thats what happens when you go to the wax museum

#6 this is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrY6idCIwM0&feature=related

all this so he can show that his back wheels can spin

Unsolved murders missing people?

That was just a Aussie warming his car up ready for work

sounds like a sowing machine

Thats not weird this is weird !>>>http://www.snotr.com/video/3313/How_to_convert_a_porn_movie

we can all be a little misunderstood sometimes

Rich kids who can afford helicopter drop offs damn i wish i was rich

for a second there i thought it was a movie

They must have thought bin laden lived there

wow cheap fuel his gallons are showing more than $ must be USA over here in Australia $1.45 = 1 litre of cheap unleaded fuel .

Wow how smart is that Im sure the teacher organizing this is a genius

Now it would suck if the plane decided not to start

Bring back Unreal tournament "head shot" Multi kill" !

you just dont like me because im rainbow ! give it a break people

# 8 the Morocco people tastes good with a dash of vinegar and salted with vegeta spice. i have a menu if you would like to contact me

I like America they have a beautiful country good movies and im most cases lovely people even if they dont know how much a trillion is

@ #12 you know its ok to be ____

#4
What to do if you encounter a Sandwich

1. Well, if you like them, eat it.
2. If you don't, maybe you should give it to one of your friends.
3. Wonder why we're talking about this.
4. If all else fails, Call Herman Li
5. Buy a decent Elixer.

What to do if you encounter a SandwiTch with a T

1. Run around in a quick dangerous panic!
2. Use some cheap RPG attack that will vaporize them immediately. Most effective one was the famed "Summon Griffin", but this has now been disputed.
3. Cover yourself in Honey. Sandwitches really dislike it. They'll still eat you, but it will be unpleasant for them.
4. Call the authorities. (Most likely they'll think that your call is a false alarm and that you're insane, to be scared of what seems to be a sandwich.)
5. Contact your friends. Make sure they aren't sandwitches either. If they aren't "insane" too, they'll probably think that you are too. They can *ahem* "help" too...
6. Use Anti-commas. These bad boys can blow up anything (including yourself).
7. Grues. Although the Grue will probably eat you, the Sandwitch won't.
8. Steve Ballmer. He's sworn to Fucking-Kill all Sandwitches, but first make sure he hasn't vowed to Fucking-Kill you too.
9. Chuck Norris. He'll be proper Sandwitch bait while you haul the f**k out of there.(but then kill you for trying to fool Chuck Norris)
10. Call The A-Team.
11. Feed it a gyro. Gyros are like the Antisandwitch. If a Sandwitch ingests a gyro it will spontaneously implode forming a momentary black hole (be sure you dont get sucked into the affore mentioned black hole because that would be unplesant). If you dont have a gyro on hand, well, it sucks to be you.

Give me a electric planer anyday than those antiques

its like my eyes i suffer from bad Astigmatism ..when i look at my computer screen the top seems to be 5-10cm wider than the bottom and not 90 degrees
{causes difficulties in seeing fine detail, and in some cases vertical lines (e.g., walls) may appear to the patient to be tilted) so i live in this world everyday until i put on my glasses!

They will help you hmmm i was humans would do that but we are not as evolved as monkeys we still destroy the planet and make war

must be a little hungry

finally! something to pick up my spills while watching porn

why leave they had real food not preservatives real cows milk not watered down milk mixed with only 2% milk a home with a community not a unit

Britney Spears is a waste of air

Must be the big man in the sky having a joint

must be justin beibers brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBIJ2J38uw

Must be a mop and bucket handy for bleeds their somewhere

( New Zealanders )

this happened in Australia last year everything was orange outside and day turned to night for weeks later i was washing red top soil from uranium (mining out west) off my house car clothes , i still remember the taste of sand in my mouth / nose could not get rid of it for weeks!

1:16 there goes the powerlines

I dont know what the guy on the right is saying but i know he is lying !

shark got his revenge for getting yanked out of the water

#4 your right if that was real porta loo the smell would make you choke and die
or atleast vomit profusely

2:05 hahahahaha

Spinal injury mate?

His brother is African man who lives in the USA see him on this link http://www.snotr.com/video/6536/Backflip_off_a_two_story_building

2 wheel magazine better not print this

wow i would love to yell out quiet when my dog barks at the post man

must be a ETIHAD pilot

gorillas in the mist

well this one will go on the bucket list

Thats it im telling my wife to leave im getting myself a dog

surprised the boat/s did not snap

some people just spilled hot coffee on their lap and blame Mc donalds for not giving them a sealed cup

Denver has great teeth should do toothpaste ad

gravity is a bit*h sometimes

#(removed comment) has the most thumbs down i have ever seen on snotr lol

#1 he making a new film "rocky" 7

Should have seeen the video camera s !
It was like having a vhs video recorder attached to you that weighed a ton with a massive camera you use to record while cables run up and down http://panasonic.net/history/corporate/products/inp1985.html

he cannot be going to fast his front wheel has not left the ground

Just another mad Canadian Geronimo !

I give him 4/10 the entry was good but he made too much
splash on the exit

screw that !

the turtle won the race

1:07 Dumb ass goes in for seconds

i wondered what the unemployed did all day

he has lightning reflexes fricking speed addict

he must have played grand theft auto 4 alot to have that accent

now thats a drill bit!

that tripod breaks so will his neck
bad parents

they both would have only ran 20-30 meters max until they fell down
its the shock that keeps them upright

That guy is handy 1:14

Lucky i did not go around the corner or they would have seen my face

#(removed comment) she not a idiot she just loves her dog so much it broke her heart to see it dead obviously a very good dog owner

only works when your doing under 30mph due to wind pressure

hopefully this is the gun they used when they caught Osama bin Laden

The bully was on TV and said the big kid was picking on him hmmmmmm
i dont think so

There goes the clutch in the gear box

Windows 98 hackers dream machine

At least their hotrods are better than there so called "super fast internet"
my internet is buffering to load this and i have "optus' cable well done optus

#8 Mc Bird deluxe meal upsize it for me please

marry a rich man OR get a job first and look after your unemployed husband

Golden Retrievers would have to be the smartest dog ever

especially when holding a treat in your hand when training