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+5 1. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video ED's Furry F***ing Guide To Metal!!!!

PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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0 2. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Swedish Idol - Kill me!

my pleasure!!!
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+5 3. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Chaos in the print shop?

too much spare time for a commercial......
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+3 4. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Mr. Bean iTunes Ad

bwahahahaha


mista lova lova....


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA


LMAO :'(
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+1 5. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Three bottles of wine in 1 minute

that what I call drink like a Russian camel...
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+2 6. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Chugging a bottle of vodka

that guy has no liver.
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+3 7. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Death Metal Puppy

BWUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH....

so.... much..... evil....

now i will not sleep in a week. How people can be so demonic....

>:)
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+3 8. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video School exam

good one....
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-1 9. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Dove Onslaught(er)

greenpeace sucks...as fi were for them we should be living in tipies with no electrical light, no paper, no plastico, no gasoline and no leather -don't even mention meat, eggs, milk, honey or anything that was, were taken from or belonged to an animal....

freakin green non poluting psychos....

F you
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-1 10. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Knockout in 18 seconds

HEES MA BRUDDAH....

f*kn niggas....
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0 11. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Make your own spy sunglasses for $40

too bulky....better think of a Bluetooth or wiFi camera, without the cable...
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+5 12. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Painful baseball shot

The goy almost ghot the ball with his hand before it hits the skull, now THAT is what i call reflexes....


hurt like hell, never the less.... >:)
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-2 13. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Life of a goldfish

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJ :D :'( :D >:)

priceless.....
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-1 14. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Oops... sorry!

idiot soldiers.....
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0 15. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Cops dump paralyzed man on floor

All US cops are just hillbillies that wanna play Rambo....

poor suckers....
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0 16. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Nugget shoe polish

XP
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+4 17. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Stuck in an elevator for 41 hours

...what happen if I wanna pee? or take a shit?

my gawd....poor guy...
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0 18. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Pointless ownage - revenge on revenge

that nuts gone zingggg!!!

nice!!

i wonder what the BF will do next time.... >:)
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+1 19. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Pointless ownage

latina heat...dale mamacita con la bandeja!!!!

corky sense of humor though....
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+2 20. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Pointless ownage - revenge

get spanked, biatch!!! :D
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-1 21. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Bride gone crazy

somebody shoot her....pleeeze.....
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0 22. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video The dangers of being a TV news reporter

23:00...if you want something to happen to you....KEEP REPORTING LIKE THAT!!!!

awesome!!
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+2 23. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Most ridiculous workout machine ever?

I can feel my abs working.....LMFAO....bwaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajajajaj....

you can use it while using your computer...if you can type on a aircraft carrier inside a tornado.... :D :D :D
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-1 24. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Case chase with surprising ending

kinda lame, but funny.... :D
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+1 25. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video The Swing Wing

As recommended by James Hetfield and Ozzy Osbourne..."It'll make you head baaaaaaaang!!!"

Aspirin not included....

(use with caution,may cause seizures, dizzines and parkinson disease)

:|
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+5 26. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Gaylord the Pup

oh......my.....GAWD.........

i'm gonna die for a while.....BRB..... :|
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+7 27. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Log pwns human

woooaaaa.....I AM COOOOOLLL....*BONK*....thud....HE'S DEAD...MDFK...


nice one dude...
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+8 28. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video How not to move a cable roll upstairs

murphy's law: there's always a way to do things the wrong way...

whatan idiot....

good one
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+6 29. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Aggressive in train

my gawd...this might actually work....good one!!
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+2 30. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video How to cross an intersection

That's what I call a mighty Froggie.... O:) O:)
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+1 31. czarnian commented 16 years ago on video Japanese hot girl formula

aajajajajaja

nice one!!! wonder what will come out of girl 50...monica belucci?

:D
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+2 32. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Bored flight attendant

It reminded me of the teacher of charlie brown....

WAHWAHWAH---WAH WAH WAH WAH----WAH WAH WAH---WAH WAAAAHWAH---- uh, we're about to take off...


nice one...

(I'm not an american or englishman, or born in an english-speaker country, but I totally understand the dialogue...too many 'Raymond' episodes I think...)
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+1 33. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Right Place

excellent...I liked a lot... :D
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+1 34. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"

obviously, you have:

- no girlfriend
- no dog or cat
- no peanut butter ( or cat or dog to go with the lickin')
- no car
- no self respect
- no life outside your cubicle
- no taste for decoration
- caffeine inmunity
- mythosis-like reproduction abilities
- aquaphobia
- absolutely no fighting skills
- definetly a gay friend


...and 3 PS3's
(that you'll be paying in your AMEX for the next 12 years)

cheers to the PS1 DualShock!!!
best console ever!!
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+23 35. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Cut throat make-up - Video

@cdrwin: nobody zed that internet is PG-13...you children will watch what YOU let them watch, don't charge a website with YOUR responsibility of taking care of what YOUR childrens watch on the net.

And if you dont like what you see here, do us a favor and press alt+F4 and get the helloutta here...we like it, and we're more people than you.




Nice one, dudes!!! :D :D
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+4 36. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Worst prison escape ever

american pride at its most.... :D :D :D
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+2 37. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Tunak Tunak Tun

Suddenly I feel like doing some aerobics...and one...ando two...and three..and turu-turu-turuturuturu-turuturuturu-TA-TA-TA.....

MY GAWD....
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+10 38. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Dinner gone wrong

The japs did that first, it's called Matrix Ping Pong...just YTbe-it!!

good one!!
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+2 39. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Need life insurance?

The inmate in this motion picture was inmediatly transfered to a solitary cell until the cellmate's parole chance. Now he has a pet rock named billy and is still trying to distill water out of human excretions....

nice one!!!
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+5 40. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Meeting the parents

i want bitty.....
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+9 41. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Ma and Pa Kettle Math

maths can be tricky....

good one!!! :D
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+1 42. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video "Ebay" by Weird Al Yankovic

funny but totally outta sync

please fix it....

cool though..
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+2 43. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Ice Age Commercial

bwahahahaha...

GOT MILK??
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+10 44. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Beer Cap

duude...the woman with the tin-eating.....bellybutton....

nice one...
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+7 45. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Golf ball trick

I prefer the 0-budget pranks, they fit better to me...
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+8 46. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Budlight Dancer

oh....my...gawd......

i'd rather dring heineken than dance with that....

good one!!
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-4 47. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video PassportPhoto

he was trying to enter mexico, i guess....

nice video!!
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+7 48. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Jackal

nope...it was a jackal....
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+5 49. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Monsieur le Robot

drunken idiot... :D
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+3 50. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Cool Whip (part 2)

we're gonna be here for a "jhuile"....

very funny...
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+8 51. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Joovc Doovde Player

gotta go..... :O peein in my pants....this is so much fun.... :D :D
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+20 52. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Hi Jack!

pwned...
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0 53. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Flare fireworks

Chaff is composed of aluminum shreds that can be set on fire and generates serious amounts of heat, decoying tha incoming missiles...it's not a flare on it's own...

justo to say somethin' ....cool vid...
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+3 54. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Amazing guitar playing

good mix of bass slapping and flamenco strumming....

nice to hear...a little too country for my taste...
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+7 55. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Best scene from the Office (US)

dude, way to have fun "with" your coworker...
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+3 56. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Don't talk with your mouth full!

little chunks flying around...nice one...
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-2 57. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video The Skittle Touch

wow, that's an useful skill.....if you live in chuck.e.cheeze.....

nice video...
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+5 58. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs. Michael Jackson Supporters

this was fkin hilarious....


i keep with kid rock statement in the matter

"we love michael, but we are tired of defending him. Another kid?..wtf, ANOTHER KID??!?! When I saw it in the news I thought i was watchin' Groundhogs Day...."

just hilarious... :D :D
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+2 59. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video

I'm a right clicka!!!!! >:) >:) >:)

But it's been quite a few years since i don't browse in IE...


cool video, thanx!!
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+41 60. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Smoke Inhalation

Dude....I was deaming that I was a firefighter.....and I wore that cute big yellow coats...and I had a long long red hose...and I got fired from the corps for being high at work....and I.....oh, duuuuuuuude...


8-)
>:) >:)

hail to firefighters all over the world!!!!!
they risks their lives to save ours....respect!!! :D :D
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+17 61. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Ministry Of Silly Walks

Next one could be the funniest joke on earth....i think...
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+17 62. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Ministry Of Silly Walks

THANX SO FKIN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!


I'M LMAO....
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+28 63. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Bicycle kick

I knew that as a scissor kick

anyway, that's one sharp looking kick...I wonder if he can hit a head with that accuracy.... :O
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0 64. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Dance Machine

clinton never stops to amaze me....
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+4 65. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Spam, spam, spam, Snotr, and spam

Just hilarious :D :D :D

-- Don't you have anything without spam?
-- EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW........


A classic skit.

please upload the Ministry of Silly Walks....

greets. ;)
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+3 66. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs Bird

pwned pigeon...jajjaja
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0 67. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Skeletor and Beast-Man

this guys got stuck in jackass....

not so good... :|
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+10 68. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Heavy metal Shrek

HEAVY METAL IS THE LAW!!! >:) >:) >:)
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+4 69. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video South Park Mac vs. PC

very nice...but I still choose PC....
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+29 70. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Pot Noodle ad

That happens when you mix gollum and a regular japanese clerk...

"you ate 7 in a row..."

:D :D who doesn't?

that stuff is extremely addictive, it should be classified as the geeks extasis (beside caffeine of course...)
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+29 71. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Mayday! Mayday!

my gawd....that's more common than we think....
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+8 72. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Douwe egberts coffee ad

now that's a lazy MDFK....

:D :D
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+5 73. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Another failed suicide bombing

we need commercials that move us.

very nice one.... ;)
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+9 74. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Hahn beer commercial

....What?
:D

nice one...
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+2 75. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video 300 - PG version

BRRRRRUUUUUSH YO TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!

:(|)

THAI IS SO WRONG DUDE..... :D :D
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0 76. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Still want to save whales?

that...is ...just...wrong.... :D :D :D


I don't eat whale, so i don't care about them.
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0 77. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video A car to make your own

:D

nice one...
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+3 78. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Why men like beer

...i red this somewhere in the web...

BEER....HELPING UGLY WOMEN HAVE SEX SINCE 1460...

I just lmao.... :D
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+8 79. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Speed climbing

wow, this guy defies death..... :O


and that's why now he's dead. O:)

cool 'dough...
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+2 80. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Evolution of Dance

my gawd.....am I THAT old already????

I knew all the songs!!

I better go change my diapers...BRB... :'( :'( :'(
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+1 81. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Look Around You - Maths

garry gum???

WTF??
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+2 82. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Look Around You - Maths

sweet god....from which year is this stuff???

BASIC
>10 PRINT "look around you"
>20 GOTO 10
>RUN...

that language is older that myself....far beyond geekness... :D :D :D
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+5 83. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Superconductivity

nice...
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+5 84. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Carlsberg and Mentos

wow..... :O
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+8 85. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video T-shirt folding machine

wow.

nice and neat shirts everywhere.... :D
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+19 86. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Potato peeling

jajajajaj :D :D

very useful.. ;)

for those who didn't catch it yet:

- before putting the potatoes to boil, make a slight cut around the potato, but make sure the cut isn't deep enough to cut the potato in half, just to "mark" the skin all around the potato.

- boil the potatoes as usual. 10 mins will do the trick (in a pressured pan will take only 5 mins, be carefull)

- remove the potaotes from the hot water.

- sink the still hot potato in a bowl with ice cold water for 10 seconds.

- remove the potato from cold water

- put your fingers on each side of the cut mark we made before.

- gently squeeze the skin as you peel off away.

- voila. Peeled potato.
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+3 87. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Tire ski jumping

dude......why they don't send a guy inside a truck tire, so we can see how far the guy pukes his ass off after the jump...

japaneses are always this freaky...good one...
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+3 88. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video How not to get your ass kicked by the police

Chris...ROCKS!!!

LMAOTISMP....

hilarious at its best...don't ride with a mad woman... >:) >:)
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+35 89. czarnian commented 17 years ago on video Lethal street fighting

:O :D :D :D
OMFG....the one-for-all new movement..


- this cajus are a bit salty...BANG!..kick to the head...
- dude, i'm hungry...BANG!..kick to the head...
- excuse me, d'you know what time it is?..BANG!..kick to the head..
- is this seat taken?...BANG!..kick to the head...
- two martinis, please...BANG!..kick to the head...
- I gotta take a leak, BRB...BANG!..kick to the head...
- would you marry me?...BANG!..kick to the head...
- are you ready to order?...BANG!..kick to the head...
- the 8 in the side pocket...BANG!..kick to the head...
- OMG!! they killed Kenny...BANG!..kick to the head...
- keep the change...BANG!..kick to the head...
- geez, the office sucks big...BANG!..kick to the head...
- if my wife finds out i'm hangin' out here...BANG!..kick to the head...


a new way for nightclubbin'.... :O :O