The Nokia phones are not in here... GAH!

This happened right down the road from me during the Nashville Floods... crazy shizz..

Can't blame the internet on this one...

"Melinda.....er Tracy.... Will you marry me?"

hat say "growing balder.com" at the end, that would make more sense

Carlin is a god... every word spoken in this video is awesome.

I love me some Guinness... Wish I could go to Dublin and get the real thing.

Problem with women drivers is not really their capacity to drive a vehicle, but more or less what they wear. This lady is obviously wearing heels. And the ONLY way this could have happened is if her heel jammed into the accelerator. You would have to be a complete retard to pull this off barefooted. However, this is my guess as to what happened.

Women, don't wear heels when you are driving or shit like this happens. just wear sandals or tennis shoes or even go barefoot (yea, illegal in most states but what ever, i do it sometimes)

The song is a hack mashup of A song I made On Reason.

Check it out: http://www.reverbnation.com/drarkanex Click on the song RNStrings...

yea..

Actually, 2 points:

1> This video is old
2> It is a camera trick. A damn good one too. The nose moving is taken by putting a piece of glass in front of his face. The ears are stop motion with someone behind him.

LOL

The chef's at Mikado's in Nashville make this guy look like an Amateur.

"Everything looks better in slow motion"
-- Dave Chappelle

Looks like it is a female cat and she is probably in heat so the spanking is actually soothing to her. My ca is in heat too so maybe I should try this, she's beginning to bother the unbathed males in te house (i have 2 teen boys that don't bathe too often... lol so she follows them around with her ass up all the time)

Where's Uranus? It's Big and Gassy