You're all wrong, this type of kick works perfectly in real fights; it's all about timing. You just have to wait for opponent to be dazed. You can usually tell when you see stars or birds circling around their head and they're wavering from side to side. THEN you can execute this kick.

#5 - Maybe the nub was your preference, but not everyones. I'd much prefer a trackpad over the nub.

#30 - #38 - here is the exact quote from the FAQ:
" Please note that we try to keep this website family-safe but there might be some adult jokes or accidents wich are not suitable for kids. We try to mark that videos with a warning. No Porn/Sexual/Nude content, Brutality or very graphic content will be published. Viewer Discretion is Advised"

So to say there are NO guidelines is false.
However, I don't feel the video has graphic content either, so it's fine. I've seen worse on the news.

#1 - The purpose of a nerf gun is for young kids to play wargames. It's like playing paintball with less pain and accuracy.

#6:
It was long ago determined that something like this could happen with any food under the right circumstances.

I also don't recall seeing this on mythbusters, and can't find anything about it, but i may have missed an episode or two.


No one is saying that a burger is healthy by any means

#8 - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-3241471
Quick google search.

Also if you think this guy is making fun of the plane, you have no sense of comedy. He's making fun of the media, plain and simple.

Hey #4, while I understand that you have been taught to hide in a doorframe, hiding under a sturdy table can and will help.

I mean, if the entire roof falls on you; you're pretty much out of luck either way. But if something heavy falls on your head vs. that same object falling on a table first; your chances of living just went up a whole lot.

all it does is send a delay of what you are saying back to you and it confuses the mind.

If you speak is smaller sentences you can work it fine; the longer you go the harder it is.

These are pretty cool but I wonder what the cost would be.

#7 Bull semen is a lucrative enterprise.

1812? It didn't go that well for you either.

Regardless. People need to learn to get upset over things that really deserve it. A commercial of not your anthem sung in different language? Not something to get worked up over.

#7 - there's a lot of crappy people doing crappy things. No matter your outlook in life these things happen.
It's nice to see that people have the capacity to be nice for no reason other than helping a creature.
Faith in humanity: restored is a pretty common phrase to express that sentiment.

It's true. Glass doesn't flow in that fashion.

Most of these were pretty weak.

I always thought Smoke on the water was followed by Fire in Disguise.

The hamster is stunned because the shooter basically blows air at it. they don't like that.

So what sort of use does this have? other than puttering around on a desk?

Wow #6, never owned a cat huh?

Very cool.

Would you play against him knowing he could do that?
Probably not -

Hustle - To misrepresent one's ability in order to deceive someone, especially in gambling.

So unless he's coming in saying "Hey guys, I can count cards, wanna gamble with me?", he's hustling you.

#8 - if you thought for a second about every life threatening situation a police officer goes into, you'd realize why they do what they do.
But hey, it's not your life so it's ok, right? they're just stupid cops.

#5 - Contracting for the government has its own prices.

#6 - nope. just tell them that santa asked you to do this and they'll buy it.

The most rewarding part was when he screamed in pain!

If you watch the full video, you realize that he can't sing or perform mathematics.

#7 - No they aren't designed for kids. They're intended for anyone of any age to play and the enticement is that the activity seems simple to perform so it's an easy win, but it rarely is.

#5 Yeah, I was told that too. Didn't stop me.

#12 - when you understand that artisans are going to create whether there are starving people across the world, or they themselves are starving, you'll understand the world a bit better.

#8 The sad thing is that it's true, so telling him to stop was probably the best thing she could have done.

#9 because he knew he was going to be giving his over-shirt away. Same reason he had a marker to sign it.

#8 you also can't go around running people over because you don't agree with what they are doing. This guy got what he had coming to him.

Having worked the overnight shift for several years I can certainly agree with this video. A 30 min nap has done wonders for me in the past.

#13 I was thinking the VERY SAME thing!

There would also be a beginning and and end to the thing which isn't visible in the video.
Peristalsis wouldn't cause the muscles to spin like that, nor would it happen that frequently in the same area...

#6 - who's to say that they would not have shot anyone? We don't know exactly what they were after. Maybe money, maybe something else. The article linked says that they destroyed a $1200 monitor. What would that get them?

The citizen did the right thing and operated within the confines of his areas law. I see nothing wrong with his reaction.

The more they talk about the story the more ridiculous it gets.
At least the police officer didn't take it too seriously.
These are the big canadian crimes...must have been a slow news day.

mmm Cancer Surprise.

#13 - watch it again, he's just running and dodging.

#8 - disgusted by pressing a button to get free stuff?
Would you have felt the same if it was a gadget? or is it just because it's food?

I don't see a problem with it, it's not like they went into it blind. "Do this and get this." Simple.

That was great.

It's hardly mean. it's a deterrent as that food is intended for birds.

#7 - #10 has it right. We have a preconception that fails = funny but that isn't always the case.

I had no idea those suckers could move that fast.

Occam's Razor - is it more feasible that the bear who is already in the enclosure threw the rock or that someone else did, or that it fell from the sky.
I'm not saying the bear did it intentionally; it might have just been playing with the rock. They do that.

#13 - watch the video again and see how fast the camera man moves through the gate as opposed to the police office just in front of him and tell me which appears to be faster.

I missed when Sonic became nintendo's property...

#3 - It's marketing plain and simple.
I enjoyed this guys comedy.

and, of course, by left, i really mean right.

#1 Most likely a catheter.

There are a number of factors that make me think it's fake.
1. Why are they filming that particular guy?
2. The strike didn't seem nearly as loud as it should have been from that distance.
3. There's no scorch marks anywhere. You'd think lightning might leave some scorching behind.
But I'm no expert either. So it could be real.

For everyone complaining, the clip is pretty old...times were different and so were tolerances.
You want animal cruelty? watch the adventures of milo and otis. I dares ya!

#14 - it's something the original host, Bob Barker always said. Not so much random as tradition.

#15 - their intentions are not misleading. They said right in there that they wanted to get the word out that they had braille menus for the visually impaired.

I don't have a problem with religion, and if you want to believe in something more than yourself, that's fine.
It's these extremists who think everything they do is right and everything everyone else does is wrong who really bother me.
There's no place in the universe for people like that.

I love all the expressions. Several people were just dumbfounded by the camera being there and others warmed up to it quickly.
And the kitchen, man that place was super hygienic. Looks like a great place to eat.

Am i the only one disgusted by this?

I liked this.

That was hilarious.

Dear Christians, what happened to "turn the other cheek"?
Lots of love, drax.

#6 - the puma is a mountain cat.

#12 - I don't think it's meant to be practical, just interesting and fun...at least for the first few minutes. After that it gets annoying.

This is why many perceive the occupy movement as a joke.

Yeah, in most parts of Canada and the US a right turn on a red is legal, but not in all places.
I guess this is not common in other parts of the world?

#10 - to be fair, the other vehicle was actually on the paved shoulder, where it's not supposed to be.

This looks really cool, but I would have loved to see more of it.

You said it 18! MOST computers are networked.
not all.
She did say they were targeting her files, they might have been stored locally.
If so, unplugging would definitely prevent them from getting more data.

But yes, the scene is overall silly. Two people each using 1 half of a keyboard. You aren't going to get much done like that.

I understand why they do it, i just wish they would come up with a better way to do it. Movie OS at its best.

Look again, some of them are.

#8 No, it is not wrong at all. In fact it is strongly encouraged.

#8 - but if your TV is the only thing on, then you're making a difference.

That's a job I would love to have.

Not the ending I was expecting but it was well done. I loved it.

Yeah, gulls have plenty of things to eat without fear of starving.
You can lighten up just a bit and enjoy the humour in the video.

Oh Cynabal, just sit back and enjoy the music, no matter what level of instrumental virtuosity it may display.
It's better for the soul than hate.

Not the ending i was expecting at all, but it was damned funny.

I wonder what they had to do to not get removed from the game?

#14 not sure really but that's definitely a bridge.
Just look further up the screen where the V shape is on the walls and you'll get it.

#6 - Honest question here, but has the media(like the News) changed their cameras to digital media or do they still use tapes?

#11, #12, Dads are often their sons heroes; at least the good ones are.
The commercial is aimed at dads, reminding them that they have a son at home who thinks the world of them, and that they should avoid driving recklessly.

#4 - I'm not Ukrainian but I too, can say that the commercial looks stupid.

#6 - How would you know about the cat's claws? Is it yours?

#3 - because there's a difference between scaring someone or something, and downright hurting them.

...it was a free performance...for fun. I don't expect it to be superfantastic, just fun; and it was certainly that.

#12 - post a video of your sixth grader doing a better job and I'll believe you, but until then, I think you're just blowing off steam.
You got a lot of pluses though, so i guess that means through your portal they're minuses now?

#23 you're right. Everyone should totally brood on every wrong they've been done in their life.
Then they can die unhappy and alone.

#16 - That's an easy question to answer. While the end result may not be favorable to all who watch the video, the simple fact that the cat was able to spin around and leap several feet across the ground and nab the bird in his mouth in one fluid motion, is very cool to view.

Reminds me of the cat that nabbed the bat from the air.

#12 - $206 for the sphere..it seems the ones with details are far costlier, just scroll down the very page you linked and it shows other models going for as much as three grand.

#12 Compare the cost of installing a skylight and the cost of these bottles.
You'll find there's a significant price difference between them yet they both produce ample light.

Might look a little better if the video was synched right.

#8 - No it didn't.
It's no different than watching a magician work his magic.
You KNOW that there is a trick involved even if you can't figure out how it was done.

great vid!

too many crossfades.

#14 - Yeah but the doors in walmart don't sound like the doors from star trek. I think that's what he was going for.

#14 - When is the last time you played with a non-domesticated dog?

Since his post was factual and you're post was trying to be clever, I guess you would know.

I don't think the creator of this cartoon is living with his parents.

#13 - That list is from 1987. Got anything recently relevant?

#2 - because you are supposed to do that in a car wash.
the car that got pushed back had just come out and was getting some detailing done by an employee, by the looks of it.

#22 - Calm down and have some pie. Your choice of flavor.

When I read the title I also thought it was some sort of chocolate bar spoof.

However after viewing the video, isn't the conclusion obvious?

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

#8 yeah. that totally makes them racists.
Especially when the producers later admit that the colour association with race was a total oversight.
Don't stop believing.

#14 - there are acutally a ton of milk commercials that show milk giving things that it can't, like a milk beard, x-ray vision, and other stuff.
Commercials are as much entertainment as they are a device to sell something. There is no claim that a lenovo computer will work after being baked, it's just a funny commercial.

And seriously if your grandmother doesn't know that it's a commercial then she should get help when making a serious purchase like this.

#23 - Laughter is generally contagious.
I also find her reactions to the effect funny. I've played with effects like that before, as ridiculously, but didn't laugh at myself. The fact that she's having that much fun with something as simple as a video effect makes it funny and entertaining.

If you don't like it, that's fine. I can't expect everyone to share the same sense of humour.
At the same time, you can't possibly expect everyone to share your sense of humour, and you must believe that some people, even the mods of this site, will find the video amusing and post it.

For me, it breaks the monotony of 'epic fails'.

She doesn't say Pam, she says Ham. It's an old term that means comedian(usually one who delivers more groaners than really funny stuff...hence the expression "Hamming it up"

#19 - Most people would, unless they're going for a specific mood in the video. It's called A Normal Day. It takes everyday activities and makes them extraordinary in their execution. If they jumped for joy after each success it would take away from the normalcy of it all.

#16 - It's called acting.

When i want to impress people with my iPad, i totally carry around a sheet of lined plastic.
It's really the only way to do it. Otherwise the iPad is just a really large smartphone...without the phone.

I don't know why Thanny's comment was disliked. It is accurate except there were 2 games made for it...gyromite and stack up.

I don't know why Thanny's comment was disliked. It is accurate except there were 2 games made for it...gyromite and stack up.

"We Americans love jokes, even when they're on us, especially jokes that aren't intended to degrade other people."

Wait, isn't this the same place that PUNK'D comes from?

#3 She plays it cool because she doesn't want to get shot.
She then wakes the other guy up because i'm sure she doesn't want the criminal to get away with the cash.

and people wonder why they say to use a tow bar?

I feel bad for telemarketers because they're just doing their job just like you or I. (at least, those of us employed).
The way the caller was talking, it sounded like Mr Yelling was a customer of BT, which generally gives them the right to call their customers, like it or not.
Well, I don't live in Britain so I can't be sure of the laws there.

It's funny to look back on these old videos. But really this one got it right. All the stuff mentioned pretty much exists now.

Unlike some videos of the future that showcase crazy science.

can I buy one?

Are stray dogs a big problem in Russia? or is this just an isolated incident?

yeah, if you look carefully, as the woman starts taking the cloth down, at first a left hand is showing...as soon as the cloth comes over the hand, it's the dude's right hand.

It's very cool looking but I often wonder how people come to learn that they have such peculiar talents.
How does one learn that they have a gift for carving...watermelon?

i think the first one was kirby, but i'm not sure.

Someone please tell me that this was satire. Please?

#9 - I'd more readily believe that it was spread through people ingesting infected monkeys rather than having sex with them.

Drones today
Skynet tomorrow.

It reminds me a story of when I was a child, we had an old tom-cat and he was my protector.
My mom told me a story about when she left me with a friend of hers cause she and my dad wanted to go out for dinner. I was in a car seat in the living room when they left. When the babysitter tried to take me out of the seat, the cat swatted at her, drew blood and stayed by my side(the cat didnt' know this babysitter cause she was from out of town) my mom had to come back early from dinner to let the cat outside so that the babysitter could care for me.
Too funny.

While the technology is neat, it still doesn't solve anything. All of the functions they have listed are already embedded in things like mp3 players, and already have enough buttons to work perfectly fine without this extra device.

and #14, i'm not sure what sort of tech your friends have purchased, but i've had a touch screen phone for well over 3 years and i've not had any difficulty with it.

Sorry #28, I wouldn't have helped either. I honestly thought a grown man could handle putting on flip flops all by himself.

#5 I don't think it was a checkpoint, I thought it was construction; but I could be wrong. It goes by so fast!

#21 - I'm not sure, but I think the car folks would be ok, and the cyclist would be turned to road paste.

And Australia is still all "WTF Mate?"

It's your life.
Make your own choices.
If you want to play video games, play video games; they are a form of entertainment.
Don't dwell on how many hours you spend playing; that's useless. Do you count how many hours you spend watching movies? TV? Listening to music?

Like just about everything in life; take it in stride and moderate your use.
If you spent 100% of your time with your spouse, you'd quickly become disenchanted with each other.
Moderation.

I, for one, don't need a video to tell me the glaringly obvious.
Do you?

#11 - But Doritos are corn chips...not potato chips.

#10, if you're not saying it's fake why say that it's easy to fake?
I just don't get it.

And I don't know about anyone else, but I could have watched this video without the tunes.

#4 - It's near 0:47 after they exit the class, you can barely see the teacher grab the chickens back and fall down.

Sterols? Like Cholesterol?

Bad parenting?
You've obviously never had kids.
Child safty locks should have been engaged but they're easily overlooked.
However, if you think a kid that age can't get out of a seatbelt, you have another thing coming!

BarraMacAnna:
It isn't because your post was first but rather the perceived tone of your message. It seems condescending and pointing out things that I don't feel needed to be pointed out.
All that aside, I didn't like the video much. It wasn't very funny and there were a few times where I felt more confused than amused.

Oh yeah. It's not a hidden camera...but they get really pissy if you hurt one of their own.
We see it as an accident; the officer laying down the spike strip got too close, and the driver swerved too hard, hitting the officer.
But the police see it as someone trying to run their buddy down.

But what they did was very wrong, and they should be removed from the force for something as serious as this.

#23 Did you see the same video as everyone else? The black person was in his twenties, not his 50s.

Whether he is racist or not, the argument should have ended when he moved to the front of the bus, but the kid kept yelling and antagonizing.

Yes, this man, Epic Beard Man, is also mentally ill. But he seems to do ok for himself.

It makes a good point to all the little ragers who play.

When you rage like that, you look and sound like a whiny bitch.

Lay off #(removed comment), it's meant to be satire, not historic reenactment.


It was funny for the first couple of mistakes, then he really should have stopped shooting and waited for the 'boss' to come out, then shoot him. I think that would have made it a lot more funny.

I know a few people have asked why the guitar, i'm just wondering if they're serious or not?

When filming something like this, you add the music afterwards, so there would most likely be a riff track in the produced version of the commercial.

this way you get clear audio from all sources.

if you look closely at the second glass as he fills the third glass with it, you'll see the ring of the inner tube in the glass. Like it's already been said, it seem that there are tubes in the middle of the glasses each with their own liquid.

The 90% completed cube was destroyed when Godzilla attacked the city.
They tried to replicate it but no one had the capability(nor the will) to do so.

Yeah, it's funny that on the last frame, all the women faces seem to be really into the girl while the only guy in frame looks grossed out.

Maybe I missed some pop culture reference, but I didn't get the funny in the vid.
Anyone?

Man, there should really be a "read comments first" disclaimer.
This video is staged, as others have said but more importantly it's not funny.
It's captioned with "Crazy funny... long but funny at times". We can reduce this to simply state "Long".

If it's that hard to "slow match in hobnail boats on a slab pavement"...maybe the army should invest in a different variety of footwear?

#18, I think it's because you don't have curlers icing up parts of mall parking lots to play their game.
I could be wrong though.

This is from an old show called "A bit of Fry and Laurie" starring Steven Fry and Hugh Laurie.
The series itself was pretty good. This sketch is a simple exaggeration of "leg work". The joke is more amusing than it is funny.
If you don't get it, just move on to the next video of some kid getting sacked.

I don't know what is funnier: the video itself, or the fact that there are two different people wearing the exact same striped shirt.

Also, that prank looked retarded.

I'd have it attached to my bat-utility belt. Then it would be the stuff of legend.

Anyone else surprised that 4 officers showed up to something that was pretty minor?

Don't get me wrong, this is a fun toy...
but the houses were all pretty flimsy to begin with, the worst being the brick wall.
Who puts up a brick wall without any cement to hold it together?

Sorry #11. Words aren't racist, people are. It's not the word that hurts but the intent behind it.
Just check George Carlin's rants about language. Well worth the time.

I'd love to see that captured on a high speed camera. In the above video it doesn't even look like the bird it moving it's legs when it moves backwards.

#4 I was thinking the exact same thing; damn that OCP!

Man that was funny.
Do NOT show this to PETA. They'll probably send the production company some new animal friendly paint rollers or something.

very nice work.

#(removed comment), #(removed comment), not sure if you missed the message, but this video was making fun of media and everyone else who was upset at Mr. Jackson while he was alive and is now all "OMG HE'S THE BEST" now that he passed on.

Way quicker than the microwave!
no..wait...no it isn't.

That is too funny. And this, kids, is why we should enunciate.

Pretty much all TV from the early 80s was like that.
no...the 80s are a time best left forgotten. No one knows what we were trying to do..but it's best to NOT duplicate them

I love the fact that he looked at it a bunch of times but still couldn't figure out they were for the bottom half of his body.

#29 - That makes a lot of sense. I've eaten much milder things and it's disrupted my voice.

I'm 100% convinced that this was meant to be a parody. The images at the end, where he's all burned up, is certainly not hives.
Mainly because if you compare his facial hair from before, it's a light brown. In the final images it's practically black, like it's been burnt to a crisp.