I´d probably not hug him, but not because he´s positive (I got a friend who is) but because I generally avoid touching People in the public.

Was this a life feed?

This is the FIRST time in Ages I had to turn off a Video because it made me so sick I could puke.

You know, I am a vegetarian for the last 4 years now. This Shows me that this is the right way. (or buy locally. Guys. BUY! LOCALLY!)
Man, this is so sick!

That I call precision!

These are not Food critics. It´s just random visitors to a Food faire. People that go around tasting everything. Also you dont see how many People said "This is McDonalds Food!" because of editing.

Shouldnt these better be called "Mashed potatoe chips"? Also, shouldnt they be called "crisps"?

Also: Shouldnt we all just make our own by slicing, seasoning and baking regular fresh potatoes?

#2 furthermore often the country that plants the mines is non-existent after the war - at least the government responsible for planting them.

But I agree that we as a whole (UN?) should be responsible for
a) stopping the fuckin´ production of those
b) should make a BIG effort to remove them from the face of the earth.

Also, the amount of gelantine in this is fairly disgusting.

"Its going DEEP inside"

Isn't... well... isn't that what SHE said?

That just looked like a recreation park stunt show...

Can I hire these guys for my Wargaming table? In-fu*****-credible!

Now imagine his surprise when there´s nothing in my front pocket except a lot of excitement

That is a really tanned man!

wtf? I was watching the video and thinking "no arms? But he´s using the rifle..." and near the end I thought "Well, obviously a cool CS-vid, but with arms!?" - and then I saw the guy.

Incredible.

Hmm, is this the next phase of "will it blend"?

Is there any recording of this girlfriend waking up next to the giant pony? I´d like to see that!

Luke: Vader... Is the dark side stronger?
Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
Luke: But how am I to know the good side from the bad?
Yoda: Look at this jerk in this video.

I so want to strangle the guy that invented canned laughter. (and while doing it, I would play canned laughter)

yeah.Everybody laugh at the sad dog.

Refuses to leave? Easy when you´re blocking all exits!?

this is really a huge number of combina

As a father, the most sad thing about this is that if the father doesnt live through the illness, he will never see his boy grow up. And he looks like he knows it.

Yeah! Make a sword and then destroy some MILK!

Why is he not using a mask when sharpening the knives? Doesnt this create a lot of dust?

Ok now I really want a soda.

And there goes a promising career as a policeman.
"help me officer, that man has stolen my purse"
*evilgrin* "with pleasure, ma´m"

I... I ... you know, I was just checking if... ah, nevermind. I´ll just... you know... close this thing again...

That actually seemed very... dangerous and life threatening. But then again... russia.

The problem with drowning is that it is depicted totally wrong in movies. Drowning is a silent death. People concentrate on not dying, getting air etc. Never - ever - let your children out of sight if a pool is nearby.

My neighbours would really disapprove!

It´s all fun and games until someone loses an eye

seeing this and then remembering what happens to most chicks (well, to most male chicks that is)... You know: when "producing" chicks, industry only is interested in female chicks. The rest gets... shreddered alive.

and here we are, some people helping out ducklings and then returning home to eat their eggs made from chickens that are only alive because they are not male.

fun fact: "Slippery when wet", one of the greatest Bon Jovi albums, was nearly called "Guns´n Roses"

this is why I dont go skydiving

It looks like someone without legs is pushing his bike

I agree wholeheartedly. There is absolutely no reason to do this - except for the thrill of it. But if no danger was involved, it´d be no fun. It may take a while, but the danger will find you.

It´s just like having unprotected sex just for looking how long it takes to get a std.

I sense a shitstorm...