i'd love to take it from him and rip it

#1 Kung-fu disorder.

2:52 wow nice ass

To infinity and beyond!

Having sex on that boat would be like trying to shoot hoops while drunk

#(removed comment) You mean gravity?

if harry potter finds out, this guy's fucked

Next Round: A gun!

damnnit.. they told me sticking that octopus up my ass was traditional too!

Crouching Hamster, Hidden Rapist

snot.. r? LOL

At first i thought it was fake, but then i realized it was faaar more likely that there are really messed up people out there

rats are just misunderstood... cute furry bastards

Guys... I don't want to be the first to say this, but..


...this is the kind of girl i want in bed

(oh yeah, I'm naughty )

that'll come in handy one day...

one day...

Cum again?

Congrats! You're still a douche...

I'm starting to think people are purposely parking their cars besides trees just to get on Snotr

M-M-M-Monster Goal-goal-goal-goal-oal...

Yo mama so fat, she had to use a comfort wipe to wipe your ass! haha

The Tiger trained them well

The 'double rainbow' guy's head would explode

yup.. he got laid

solid engineering

DUMBASS!!!! YOU DON'T DO IT IN PUBLIC FOR 2 REASONS. you do it in private for:

1) when she looks at you with those beaming eyes with a sense of disbelief of what you just asked her, 87510478091778914974091470914104041x10^956280170982 things run through her mind, the last thing she needs is a crowd cheering and shouting. chances are she won't know what to think, get afraid and run away, crying...

2) if you FAIL, the INTERNETZ WILL LAUGH AT YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! MUHAHHAHAH

she probably slapped him cuz he was caressing her arm like "baby c'mon say yes so i can be a hero on camera and get laidd tonight" and she's like "ya we'll FACKKK YOU! *SLAP*" hehe

if only the daddy can have her like that

If that was real news, i would definitely watch it

finally some honesty

oh and the footage of congress just tops off all the bullshit b

'Officer, what about my rights?'

'f*** your rights'

for a second i thought a bus would crash in through the walls LOL that would be so ironic

bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do?.. whatcha gonna do when the glass gets you?

kudos to him; he's got more balls than most ppl i know

way to go; now get back up

chatroullete was kind of cool at the beginning but now it's all just dicks, dicks and more dicks...or dickheads

and people next you immediately D:

i wish we had that in slow mo

If only my gf were as versatile as this invention

If ONE mouse scares the living shit out of my mom...

LOOOL they're tempting him... can't touch this

lord help her when she tries to get out...

oh thank God it wasn't cola

feels like GTA... don't know why..

sharks are not your friends

#6 The internet perhaps?

so.. beautiful..

1) Faker than a porn star's boobs

2) 'Picasso there' -- did someone fail grade 3?

wut? Portugal26 isn't the uploader??!? wtff

Rednecks + Homies = this video

Not using the crosswalk - Going the wrong way = 0

should get the math award...

The dog is just as useless as my Palestinian alarm clock...

When people want gas, people get gas.

this should be in guitar hero...

It is a helicopter that picks up water.

War: what is it good for?

...at least it was epic!

Oh it's those damn arabs again! what's next, he's gonna balance it on one wheel? I'd pay to see that!

I was waiting for the 'I' to jump on the lamp and get revenge

just Natural Selection at work again...

0:25 Homeschooled? oh that explains his social skills...

Shit.. there goes all their supplies for the week

does he do this aaaaaaaaall day?

What word did they say such that it had to be censored?

Did it rhyme with 'Buck'?

#(removed comment) Science: It works, bitches

Beautiful.

#(removed comment) your comment got the lowest rating i've ever seen on sntor looolz

"Madness? THIS IS MEHICOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

so.. he's got an iq of 138... and he kills himself masturbating?


what a way to go

Hamada.. you lucky bastard

".. and takes a picture of it" this made my day

""The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is an English-language pangram (a phrase that contains all of the letters of the alphabet)."

You know you're a badass if you cock your gun with your teeth.

now clean it up...

loooool wait till he catches his parents having sex; he won't know how to react

damn.. i've been watching the olympics and there has been so many accidents/fuckups already.. and 1 luger dead! omg vancouver has bad luck

the end laugh is so e-p-i-c-a-l-l-y cute

oh and the young woman is purty

and justin bieber is a douchebag

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

that was anal rape

Thanks, but I'll stick to my mom's cooking

wow that's awesome

I remember that movie at the cinema.. the laughing almost caused the theater to collapse

is that a condom?

Slow-mo = Epic!

underwater litterbox?

Nice, but where's the little kid who was playing there?

The candle trick needs to be done right now

silencer dude was my fav

damn, them frenchies must be really horny

All Hail the Pulsating Snail Zombie-ee-ee!!

um.. does this count as a faceplant?

So. Much. Epic.

Mah mah mah mah... Toh Toh Toh Toh
Mah mah mah mah... Toh Toh Toh Toh
MAH MAH MAH MAH TOH TOH TOH TOH
MAH MAH MAH MAH TOH TOH TOH TOOOOOOO--SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

I love how he's talking in his language then throws in a random english word or two.

"blkbohblokhblkobolkohblokhbolohbkh-who-gives-a-fuck-lkohoblkboholbohkbolkh-do-it-do-it-blkhb-ya-we-did-it-blkhbkobhlbob"

so much kinetic energy, even at slow motion

If I had a nickel for every time I saw that...

Facts:

1) I can't believe a woman who thought that dinosaurs and humans lived together even MANAGED to be eligible for USA Vice Pres. Well at least McCain believed in evolution.

2) She'll pass as a MILF.

3) One more thing more fun than reading Palin's book: Doing palin's ass.

#3 Nope it's a well that connects the ground to a layer of fresh, clean water.

The reason this project is important is because previous devices that were used to extract water in various places across Africa miserably failed because they couldn't be repaired locally due to their design.

The reason this solution is great is because (as the narrator mentioned in the beginning of the video) it can be constructed in a short time using local materials and services and thus can be repaired locally and quickly too. Plus it's super efficient.

#4 I believe it's 'Beautiful People'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071143/

wow imagine all the work it took.. all the painting.. the snapshots.. and the countless hours on video editing. these people are gods of their field.

I adooore technology.. but how did it come to this?
oh well... cool enough

What about Grandpa-proof? He was a shotgun

i wish they made them do a porno...

he was probably that drunk guy who went in to get some more beer

#(removed comment) Natural Selection at its funniest!

dee-dee di-didl-leee

oohh..now I know where Snotr gets their vids from...

RayWilliamJohnson

this doesn't help in a bar fight.. i'll get my ass kicked

so mario was gay the whole time?!

I've never understood these people.. but it's funny as hell!

no i think it's fake cuz the guy at the beginning says "here we go"

nice, I would've enjoyed this vid a bit more IF THE BITCHES IN THE BACKGROUND COULD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a "soft" type of person, but every time it looks at the camera, it's probably the cutest thing in the world!

btw great music haha

"Donuts! I love donuts!"

yet another scam by the gaming industry that fitness belongs in the living room; stick a bunch of fit, skinny, healthy, good-looking people pretending to work out, and your sales go through the roof. GET A BIKE!!!

That's one heck of a fetch

Blue collar workers are turning into white collar workers so fast nowadays.

did they really applause to a dog peeing?

is it just me, or does everyone picture their girlfriend doing this to tease you?

omg i can see my house from here!

There's a lot of things we don't know; get used to it folks!

imagine doing that kick while receiving a corner kick. would be an awesome goal

He must be reeeeal bored

yay finally my first vid! =D

#1 Welcome to Russia

1:10 "Fuck you got here first! Shit we're late captain, we're fucking late" haha priceless

ya when i go to kipling and islington station and sometimes jane i see them there lol

btw what's the fare for pigeons? LOL

TTC ftw!

This kid should go work as a quality tester for Dyson!

they see me preachin... they hatin...

you can clearly see the cat bite onto the snake's head

#4 We're far from perfect. Nice vid

"If you talk to God, you're praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia"
--Thomas Szasz

Who knew flabbergasted was even a word?

Einstein ftw

How high is that ceiling? She could have beat a small army by the time they fell down.

that gave me an idea: they should make an x-rated game for the wii; you know what i'm thinking?

Seriously what were the chances?

Gravity can be a bitch.

#4 Yes! She is disguised as a man! Watch the longer version of this commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekn36qfsi74
good eye

ok guys it may not have a purpose and it may be slow, but it's one fine piece of engineering

"No one's going to see this right?"




"Wrong!"

#1 his password is fcalbrecht

ROFL at 0:53 'Dubai opens 173-Storey Unemployment Office!'

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE HELP THAT GUYS?!!

I'd like to see how porn music looks like

The announces was about to orgasm

I really hoped for a suppressor...

Am I the only one who's surprised he ain't japanese? i'm just sayin...

Personally I'd install an train horn; noisier, true, but scares all crows within a 5 kilometres!

Research shows that most people fear spiders more than death. but who cares, this is friggin' hilarious!!!!

1:55 2:20 Janet's getting jealous!!!

2:58 JANET WANTS IT!

the dude there at 1:07 wss about to die

She's gonna be the cat lady.. i can just sense it..

1:51 Pedosmile

gotta love how the internet connects us all

Dashing through the snow.. lol

if only i could do my homework at that speed...

Bear in tree + trampoline x tranquilizer gun = Snotr worthy video! =D

a masterpiece

pure awesome

and by the way, it's the Darth Vader theme

ROFL! I wonder what was going through the drivers' minds lol. And forget driving to the mall now; just fly!

I wonder if they made a Wii version with this; with an included wall, so morons can run into it!

lawn? pffff this would mow a forest

"whoaa, we're half way there, ohhhh, livin' on a prayer"

nancy's fucking scary

holy shit. this is really fucking cool. i'm proud of the human species. i REALLY AM!

YAY! now all those pesky creationists can shut the fuck up

well fuck you too!

#3 Why not?

1:42 get a canoe

0:35 'ooooooooooooo' i think the guy just orgasmed realizing how luck he was...

the bloody armpits was disturbing...

Dear Science: where would we be without you?

#1 no you can see where the bullet hit, just the guy can`t hit it. if anything, the dear must be deaf or something, not hearing those first 2 shots lolz

i'd write him a cheque for 1 mil.





and let it bounce

and....? better be a sequel

this ad will drop sales for Evian LOL

Mrs. Claus is on the naughty list this year

was that the finger of god at the end? LOL.. ur a little late Big Boss

rename the title of the vid from 'optical illusion' to 'brain failure' please

It's kinda like that video 'two camels in a tiny car'.. it leaves you thinking 'ok...now what?'

To kill or not to kill, that is the question.

holy crap... i woulda had a heart attack

forget HD.. people who had a 3D-TV must have fucking jumped!!

this reminds of something I heard once:
"Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die."

holy jesus that's crazy

bud light can blow me. and If i saw a talking monkey, i'd run like shit!!

Alfa Romeo, Vovlo, BMW, Mercedes

Can't wait to get mine!

#8 thanx =D ya i was able to.. pretty easy. a common mistake would be putting the second hand under the first one, whereas you should put it over the first one.. good luck and thanx again

"I'm the healthiest 55 year old you've ever seen. i play golf every weekend!"


LOL i know 85 year olds who play golf! haha

best lines:

"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers, FUCK each other's moooooooooooooms. pushing my thing where you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, FUCK each other's moooooooooooooms. cuz every mother's day needs a mother's night, and doing it is wrong, i don't wanna be right. i'm calling on to you cuz i can't do it myself. to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover." LOOL

"I got my digital camera, i'm gonna make her do a million poses." loool

"and, when i'm with your mother, i'll never use a rubber!!!!" hahah

"they'll have to rename this one 'all up under the covers' day!" lool

"I CAN BE THE SYRUP, SHE CAN BE MY WAFFLE"!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH NICE!!! XD

when he's not looking I have a strong urge to run in with a baseball bat and knock them down!!! ahahha

This guy can lick his elbow!!!! =D

I'm a Canadian geek =D

i'm ready to give her a pounding from every direction

Dear #5,

Your comment sucks

Regards,
#6

don't forget the part where we made up gods

he's going to have a lot of things to ask jeeves now lol

didn't mind the ipad lol

I've been to places like these, in the east.. i was told that even if they painted lanes on the roads, people would still not follow them...

talk about random...

#2 if this video offends people then what about an organization who covers up thousands of unreported incidents of clergy-related child molestations?

he wouldn't have done too much if he got out anyway

The castle theme surprised me there. Nice one!

you bastaaaard guy

...followed by a punch to his question...

Swim with the sharks, you get bitten...

mythbusters proved the us moon landing was not faked. look for the episodes, dumbasses!

#1 ya i noticed

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy. Indeed.

Looks like it took a lot of commitment and determination. nice job! if it only had some application in the real world haha

btw can you imagine in shots where 3 or 4 guys were throwing balls and the last guy missed? how angry the other's would be!

Those Japanese are horny people

#3 "Very niceeee!"

#8 I'm an angel sent from God! Don't you dare make fun of me! Otherwise i shall cast you into the noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! muhahahahaha

it's all about the electrons!

cats are really cute. i love mine!

if this is how my university worked, then during these upcoming final exams in 1 month, i'm going to have to buy the fanta company.

well urine and gas look the same, so i don't blame him...
except.. shouldn't he have smelt it?

i'm turned on

ineedablowjob.com

here, theo talks at TED. pretty sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b694exl_oZo

"If you think you know Quantum Theory, you don't know Quantum Theory"


--Feynman

the baseball game was gross lol

indeed, he shall be missed

the engineer who designed this should be given enough money to retire instantly

7:17 "Wow! Unbelievable!"

No bitch, it IS believable; you saw it with your own goddamn eyes!

Dear #10:

This is why: http://www.snotr.com/video/5372

#3 it already is on youtube just search "fire truck baby".. btw most vids on snotr already on youtube

@ #3 at some point of time there's not point reasoning with mac lovers why windows/pc is better so we just keep it simple "pc's are better cuz they're better. period"

I'd rather make a real breakfast so I can reward myself at the end

#2 i mean 3:13 for the last one hah

That's a very nice hat

#6 lol thanx =D

#6 Cuz they oil companies don't want that to happen.

I think one of the cats saw its owner go there once and get high, so it invited its friends

"lets get highhh!!"

#1 Did you say "Snort"? How dare you?!

sweet vid 5

btw where's the Tetris?

not the cougar i was thinking about, but nice vid`

well at least they settled this in a "professional" manner

#2 Wait another year; I bet after this one, his friend is going to pretend to shoot him with a fake gun as a prank, but when he's not looking, he's going to load it with live ones

one word: skills.

so adidas got the contract this time...

LOL @ the people ducking haha

here's one where disney is caught reusing the same dance sequence in different movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXIkUgG3h6c

disney was my childhood though; toy story 1 and 2 is where my inner child lies. i hope they don't mess it up with toy story 3 this year

The weak shop is a real shop that sells things for people 'Weak' situations.

This product called the Tiny Talker http://www.theweakshop.com/tiny-talker.html actually talks for you when you're out of breath

this is some pretty goofy stuff

Religion is bullshit.

so many dirty thoughts...

aww how cute, the daughter rushes to save her daddy

I could probably use that to power my flux capacitor.

trust me it's much more easier for them to edit this. which i believe they did

LOOL I saw this vid @ school!

#14 nope just imagine everything as a nutshell inside a nutshell. like 10th dimension encompasses the 9th dimension which encompasses the 8th dimension etc etc. problem is the reason we stopped at the 10th dimension is cuz humans only know space and time. but people always say there could be more cuz there may be something more than just space and time

1:28 1:49 2:13

fail

0:43 cutest little bitches i've ever seen

Can we just call this boring?

What's a "waring"?

Hurry up and get this vid on failblog

ok what is up with the dude at 0:44.. "hey look; GRAVITY!!"

fail

looks like house got bored

this would be an awesome roller coaster hehe...

btw they're still trying to find the Graviton, the particle which is thought to be responsible for gravity. they say they're going to find it at the LHC.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graviton

i love physics

just like us canadians blame the americans

finally, i was waiting for revenge!

#5 Wish I could have mailed you that Palestinian alarm clock...

here's a dude on the very top

http://www.snotr.com/video/3353

btw how are they going to take it down in 150 years?

8-12 seconds? that's impressive

this was downright sinister. period.

the word meme was coined by Richard Dawkins

#15 rAmen brother.

if i saw jesus, i'd send him back to mexico

'Is it mine?'


LOL

#10 Great question but the answer is in my comment in #4. Many used hand pumps, but the material used for it (mainly PVC) could not be fixed in a local workshop and often broke. This was the better overall choice.

The main objective in designing the elephant pump was to make sure that nearby services could repair them if needed.

Thumbs up for the tiddy bear and hawaii chair

I'm typing.

LOL btw snotr made it on raywilliamjohnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeoXS2oeQtQ

I wonder if i can exchange this for my gf? That way i won't have to tell her to get her ass in the kitchen, the sandwich will be done before my tummy even aches

lol i was thinking it would just fly away with the camera...

I know everything there needs to be known about the Milky Way every morning over some Cheerios.

#9 62 / 52 = 1.19 which is why i rounded it down to 1; I know there are 52 weeks in a year

you can refudiate him

#1 i think it's made mainly for industrial fires. city fires are babies, they last like under an hour and are small. industrial fires burn hours on end , if not, days! so ya that's what this is made for ...

#1 i think it's made mainly for industrial fires. city fires are babies, they last like under an hour and are small. industrial fires burn hours on end , if not, days! so ya that's what this is made for ...

#1 i think it's made mainly for industrial fires. city fires are babies, they last like under an hour and are small. industrial fires burn hours on end , if not, days! so ya that's what this is made for ...

ya i think it's a set up cuz at the end, they cut the video as soon as the hawk gets it cuz i'm pretty sure the dad was going to say something along the lines of "wow he got him!"

Bavaria FTW!!! =D

this video's pretty good quality

that's how he should have greeted the Saudi King, instead of bowing to him

reminded me of a vid of a snake eating rabbit

http://www.spacepaintings.com/

she went back home to celebrate being alive with her husband, the drunk guy who went to the store to get more beer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4eIBs8WBw haha

hm... he just 'walked' out...

i'm going to go sit on the kid

look at the bright side: at least he didn't fall all the way down to China.

#1 if god was there, why would he be committing suicide to begin with?

could have been more efficient and shown a picture or two of people ripped in half or brains splattered across the sidewalk and just print the following text on the screen:

"WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEAT BELT!!!"

and a bit of hard rock music.

that should do it...

#24 that argument is so fucking pathetic i have dealt with many muslims regarding it and it's not worth a rat's ass. you muslims are the most deluded losers on teh planet. go ahead. hump your qur'ap

the last one DEFINITELY had a heart attack

This is why I'm against the death penalty for any crime... once you achieve revenge, nothing changes. Prison does something to ya...

I would have reported the mother to child services

roflcopter

Just to let people know, anything higher than 0.5 Amperes will kill a human being. The machine you see at 4:38 shows an ammeter which measures a current of about 27 Amperes! Pretty strong stuff

Fuck the ASIMO.. this Owwwwwwnnnnzzz@

1:01 see folks.. this is why they say no running at swimming pools but srsly good God ppl are stupid! Jesus, protector of all that is good and holy, save me from stupid people!

fail

never understood first comments.. if you make a comment first, everyone will know cuz there's a number "1" on the top right of the comment.. might as well say something regarding the video stupid people

I'm waiting for the moment to yell "BOOM Headshot!"

"The World's Most Wanted Weiner."

not to the girl haha

#41 You are an idiot. Christians do not live by the OT, but the Muslims do live by the Quran. The only thing morons like you can cherrypick is from the OT, but obviously that's what makes you a moron. There is not OT or NT in the Quran, so Muslims follow it all. It's a book of violence, insanity and bloodshed. Jesus said "Love your Enemies", Mohammed (piss be upon him) said "strike fear into the hearts of your enemies." Muslims can not deny what's said in the Quran. Technically you are allowed to marry children who haven't reached puberty yet.

#43 "I'm a Mythologist/Folklorist by profession..."

You mean, a profession in the "unknowable" haha What's the difference between a doctor a medicine and a doctor in theology? One prescribes drugs and one might as well be on drugs! haha

No but seriously, I still don't see Christians beheading anyone, stoning ppl to death, amputating as a punishment. Pure Christianity is known for peace, love and forgiveness. Islam is known for obedience and fear. In Islam, if you fuck up once, no forgiveness; you just get stoned to death. Surely you must know the Pericope Adulterae. Jesus forgives the adulteress, but Mohammed (piss be upon him) stoned men and women (Sahih Muslim Chapters 623, 680, 682 and Hadith Malik (493:1520).

#45 "eddie2042 you are just showing how stupid your religion is" No I'm not muslim.

what about science? what does science have to do with religion? Religion is just an attempt at spirituality, to achieve personal peace. Science is observing and describing the universe. What on earth do they have in common? It's kind of like the relationship between the fishing which the fisherman do and the pillows they rest their heads on at night. What do they have in common? And why do you think science is on atheism's side? The top 100 most influential scientists were mostly Christian or Jewish.

" that the earth was round) and then i would have thought anyone was stupid to follow a religion when their god said that and also that we are the centre of the universe" how can i argue you if you make stuff up as you go along? god never said either of those. Please, you're the American 2nd grader here.

shoulda had buzz lightyear there saying "to infinity and beyond, bitches!!!"

ouch

speed is just spacetime. time is relative. anything can be fast.

Beethoven and Popcorn go hand in hand, huh?

1:07 OMG!!! It's XP! lol i miss that thang..

0:21

0:21

gravity still wins

Mr. 'Coward'


hahahahah

So.. what was he angry about? Did they steal his last name?

#38 and the good sides of religion are?

btw ever notice that when religion vids come up, everyone needs to comment?

where the hell did the blue come from?

#5 You can't put a price on something less this...

i dunno why ppl are hatin on vista. they probably have shitty hardware. honestly these guys buy acer or lg and they start bitching. well no shit dumbass! and for mac lovers, i compiled my sexy pc for $550, put vista on there, does everything, superfast: no hitch for 1 year and a half. ppl need to buy macs for $2000+ to match what i did for $550

"all the kids at the bus stop knew i was doing something out of the ordinary" guyssss SEND IN THE ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!!

at 2:37.. you may think it's a "Nando's" commercial, but it's sponsored by coca cola

Woll learn to lighten up and laugh will ya? but there's nothing to really laugh about here...

God bless xxBreezixx

is the woman singing "massive dildo?

song from 0:45 onwards? i've been looking for it for soo long. anyone know it? I'm particularly interested in the beat at 0:45...

um...sure?

so how many pushups can chuck norris do?

this happened many times to my baby brother, except i wasn't laughing like an annoying pig.

#37 rAmen brother, rAmen.

weather or not the quran uses a different language or not, i don't like the complications it makes. I say just get rid of it all together! Ban islam from Europe!

Science: It Works, Bitches.

Obama can joke on whoever the fuck he wants, and no one will say shit back

1:40 EPIC BOOBS!!!

Suzuki and Honda made sense.. not so much the others

this is better than the previous vid!

0:32 to 0:34 I came a little

#11 Yes I'm aware of those, but you should also be aware that those were opposite to Christian teachings. What are Christians supposed to do to those who aren't Christian? Well, did Jesus kill any non-believers? Answer that and you've got your answer. Indeed Christians participated in many wars, WW1, WW2, etc but not because they were Christian. i.e. Hitler and Stalin both had mustaches, so did they do the evil things they did because of that? The Crusades was in self defense after muslims conquered 2/3 of the Christian world through brutality and slaughter. The Spanish Inquistition was state ministry, not papal organization. Blaming Popes for deeds of Spanish Inquistition is incorrect. However kings of Spain used Dominicans (catholic order) as judges etc. because clergy were genarally far more educated than ordinal people. Scholars say 2000 people over 350 years; that's 6 people/year. Christians are the worst? The Free World, USA, Canada, etc, was founded on Christian mentality. The fact that all people are treated equal in Court is a CHRISTIAN moral. God created us in His image, thus we're all equals. In islam, a women's testimony is worth half of a man's; did you know that? Your basic freedom's was brought to you by Christians and Christian morality. Millions of CHRISTIANS died in WW1, WW2, and tons of other wars for YOUR FREEDOMS! "Christians are the worst, that's for shore!" Thanks for showing your appreciation.

where's the hockey one?

thank goodness for evolution

el
oh
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I'd like to see his penis drawing skills =P

it's mirrored so that it doesn't break copyright laws...

#1 Neil Tyson ftw!!

anyone notice sales are going down?

finally waiting for a video like this for a looooonng timeeee.. btw thankfully he crashed hard on the grass, not road... lol he checks to see if he was missing any legs

listen closely.. they're stealing some of Dark Knight's music 1:33 to 2:04

"Amazing Accidents"?

isn't that an oxymoron?

oh guys for #3 i meant "her" ass HAHAH rofl srry w/e

she's hot

ok i think i figured it out by the time it reached the camera shutter sound

so i guess this time, what happens in vegas gets on snotr

damn, them knockers

play that during a funeral

Ok.

yup it's Philip; here's the IMDB page for this clip

Mattress Man Commercial
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378338/

you can tell it's fake cuz when he lands on the mattresses, he pushes himself off

bastards, someone go and help it! no i guess pullin out your phone in hopes of getting on raywilliamjohnson is more important...

i'm betting he'll die a virgin

#11 ya i bet so

i can imagine this in batman begins..

"it's not who i am underneath, but what i do--"

"omg it's u bruce!"

"wait t'll i'm done!"

um... a 'cool' what?

#(removed comment) who are you trying to impress?

srsly @0:27 someone should jump from the top and land in the puddle

i was waiting for her to grow wings

screw BEP; this rocks

'Sarah Palin is a f***ing retard!'

fuck yeah!

did he died?

Beats the kitchen, doesn't it?

#7 ya in the old days, it used to be survival of the fittest, in which we valued strength of our bodies above anything else. but all that has changed son, all that has changed.

Great Satire! LOL

"While attending College State University you majored in Home Solutions...well that must be invaluable to you, what with our business being called Renner Home Solutions at all. It says you minored in TEAMWORK " lool

#2 That's what I was talking about

8 years and he couldn't get the eyes right? jeez...