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+5 1. ems commented 13 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...

Mister Jefferson would facepalm the fuck out of people saying "you can't dance in his memorial". As long as they aren't breaking stuff or harassing other people, let them fucking dance.

And those park officers are a bunch of drones just blindly following "the law".
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-9 2. ems commented 13 years ago on video Annoying the referee

Most boring clip on snotr since I first came here about 3 years ago.
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-3 3. ems commented 13 years ago on video Lioness tries to eat baby at the zoo

Good thing that kid is too young to comprehend anything, if he/she was 1 year older she would have been scarred for life :(|)
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+9 4. ems commented 13 years ago on video Individuals from Sudan are brought to the USA, cultural differences emerge.

I've been to NY once and I thought the americans were in fact, pretty friendly.
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+6 5. ems commented 13 years ago on video Sexy Sax Man

how can you not like this song :(
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+31 6. ems commented 13 years ago on video Shaolin Monk Throws Needle Through Glass

Poor glass never saw it coming
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+2 7. ems commented 13 years ago on video Slides

What's the title of that funky ass song?
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+12 8. ems commented 13 years ago on video Don't bully animals...

Idiot parents. You can already see that this kid is gonna grow up to be an irritating shithead.
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-3 9. ems commented 13 years ago on video Getting Excited

Why make more accounts just for downrating and up rating. Do something with your life wtf?

I don't like the vid because there is indeed a string involved to get the cat doing his thing. About every cat does the same thing when you hold a string above it's head.
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-2 10. ems commented 13 years ago on video Pineapple Express

Tnx #7 ^_^

Weed > *
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-4 11. ems commented 13 years ago on video Pineapple Express

This movie is one of the coolest stoner movies out there. Watch it if you are a smoker and if you aren't; start smoking.
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+2 12. ems commented 14 years ago on video GREAT MMA KNOCK OUTS 2010

Comparing MMA to taliban. The interwebz and its users never seize to amaze me.

#27 Nobody said anything about MMA being funny? And the logic you use is kind of strange. If I say "people that -don't- enjoy such fights should get beaten blue and black" I make about as much sense as your reasoning.

I'm not a big fan of rugby but I do respect the people playing it. If I make a remark like: "Rugby is for stupid people that can only run after a ball and kick it" you wouldn't take me seriously either right?

Use your brains. Certainly when judging about something you obviously don't have knowledge of.
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+7 13. ems commented 14 years ago on video GREAT MMA KNOCK OUTS 2010

#12 If your argument is one of ethics then you are free to think of the MMA sport what you like. I was just pointing out the error about fighters or fighting-enthousiasts being dumb, which is based on nothing. I don't understand why you compare it specifically to the Roman age tho. Fighting for sport has been in this world before ánd after the Romans brought out the gladiators. Just because you don't see it on TV a whole lot doesn't mean it isn't happening.

And keeping the plebs happy and content is something that all proffesional sports do. Some hit a ball, others hit a head. Most of these fighters respect their opponent and congratulate them even after bitter defeat. Nobody is holding a gun to their head and saying they should fight. They all fight because they want to.

#13 Humans are one of the few creatures on the earth that kill their own race. In fact they have been murdering eachother ever since the first few 'men' were spawned. Comparing humans to animals is an interesting way to spend your time but you should get your facts straight before you engage in such activities.
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+14 14. ems commented 14 years ago on video GREAT MMA KNOCK OUTS 2010

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Your comment is wrong in so many ways. Alot of the fighters you saw in this video are or have been champions. Fedor Emalianenko had a 32-0 winstreak before he was finally beaten a few months ago. You think he was a dumbass? All physical and no brain?

You can have all the strength in the world but if you don't know how to put it to use, you can still be beaten easily by a somewhat weaker yet smarter opponent. These guys fight against the best of the best, both physically and mentally. Fedor has beaten opponents that are stronger, larger and faster than him by intelligence.

If you really think they are dumb, I can only conclude that you, in fact are the not-so-bright-one. Please refrain from blessing us with your ignorance in the future.
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+39 15. ems commented 14 years ago on video Guys gets slapped then slaps back.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP.

The girl deserved the punch. The guy deserved the punches. Everyone happy.
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+4 16. ems commented 14 years ago on video Elephant sized tongue.

Blue whale, the chuck norris of underwater sperm activities.
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+10 17. ems commented 14 years ago on video Food catching kitty.

om nom nom
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+13 18. ems commented 14 years ago on video Hilarious Toy

Awesome :D
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+6 19. ems commented 14 years ago on video Amazing Japanese Baseball Catch

It's awesome to see his modest look on his face knowing that he feels like superman right now and is probably pelvic thrusting in his mind.
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+4 20. ems commented 14 years ago on video Riverdance

#14 yes indeed :)
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+5 21. ems commented 14 years ago on video Riverdance

I've been to this show in the Netherlands about 10-13 years ago. I'm not into dancing and stuff but if you see this live you'll be hypnotized by the sound they make by the tapping. Their training is harsh and merciless, because they need to sync it perfectly.
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+4 22. ems commented 14 years ago on video Anthony Bourdain schooled by a 10 year old.

Scary kid.
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+34 23. ems commented 14 years ago on video Redman's Crib

"oh yeah thats my cousin right there" :D

Redman is dope.
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+4 24. ems commented 14 years ago on video Ever seen country hip hop dancing?

Most useless thing I saw since Bush got elected president.
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+29 25. ems commented 14 years ago on video Baby born with 12 perfectly functional fingers.

Too bad he'll probably get bullied because of this. And he can't even give them the middle finger :(

Besides that, I think it's awesome.
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-6 26. ems commented 14 years ago on video Mr. Bean saving a life

Tho' I'm a huge fan of british comedy such as the office and fawlty towers, I always disliked mr bean. All the crazy faces and over-acting, not my thing.
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+1 27. ems commented 14 years ago on video Dancing in the rain

That beat is so west. Awesome moves and awesome beat.
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+3 28. ems commented 14 years ago on video Ramon Dekkers

Shoalin ain't got shit on Ramon.
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+4 29. ems commented 14 years ago on video Cute Baby Sloths

As a ganja smoker, I would love to have one of these as my pet. This creature gives the perfect vibe for a lazy smoker like myself.
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+3 30. ems commented 14 years ago on video Judge Milian owns some idiot lawyer

What a drama queen.
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+27 31. ems commented 14 years ago on video Fareed Zakaria blasts media.

This guy is so right it hurts.
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+53 32. ems commented 14 years ago on video Ultimate Girl Swing Faceplant

Good thing it's black plastic, not gray rock.
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+6 33. ems commented 14 years ago on video Snotr gets a mention on RayWilliamJohnson

Great Snotr is mentioned. Too bad it's mentioned by one of the most boring persons I've seen on the web.
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+3 34. ems commented 14 years ago on video Train HOOOOOOOORN

Imagine that lever being a finger and watch it again >:)
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0 35. ems commented 14 years ago on video cutting a face

How can they film an awesome thing like this with what seems like a webcam from the 80's :(
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+55 36. ems commented 14 years ago on video Kevin Richardson and his pets

1:44

The panther jumps and murders the cameraman :(
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+1 37. ems commented 14 years ago on video Hitler Sings

I like the Biggie version more :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vi3nIqUhfY
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+4 38. ems commented 14 years ago on video Donald Duck - The Spirit Of '43

#9
Zeitgeist is as much propaganda as this cartoon is. The message is ok but the so called 'facts' in that documentary are mostly speculation.
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+3 39. ems commented 14 years ago on video Bicycle rush hour

Helmets are rarely needed for dutch bikers since there are special paths for bikers everywhere.
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+3 40. ems commented 14 years ago on video Mass panic in Netherlands

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Think you quoted the wrong person, but yes, I'm dutch.
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+23 41. ems commented 14 years ago on video Mass panic in Netherlands

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+37 42. ems commented 14 years ago on video Mass panic in Netherlands

And the fun part is, our upcoming 'queen' panicked and ran right into a small boy which she pushed aside to save her own sorry ass. But you don't see that on television.

Furthermore, I really don't know how it could get this far. If that screaming moron stood next to me he wouldn't have screamed more than 2 seconds before I put my foot in his mouth.
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+137 43. ems commented 14 years ago on video annoying student

I was hoping that she would kick his ass but that sniper throw from the teacher will do :D
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+22 44. ems commented 14 years ago on video Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube

Why the hell would they remove hitler parodies from youtube? Because of the movie copyright?
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-2 45. ems commented 14 years ago on video Cop Bends

This was so not funny.
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+6 46. ems commented 14 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle

You guys really think he's acting like that just because a couple of drinks?

That guy is high of several things.
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+2 47. ems commented 14 years ago on video Americans can't remember when 9/11 happened

#10 Yes, because zeitgeist is an unbiased, factual movie and everything they say is the truth.
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+4 48. ems commented 14 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv

I don't get why the fuck those clowns acted like nothing happened. The girl passed out and she could obviously use some help.
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+3 49. ems commented 14 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox

Fake probably yes.

Otherwise a excellent example on a situation where hitting your woman is allowed. I would have knocked her the fuck out and thrown her out the window.
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+11 50. ems commented 14 years ago on video Surprise!!

Perhaps he has something that you don't have #7
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-2 51. ems commented 14 years ago on video Wassup!

Well, the other choices were a crazed woman that couldn't satisfy one man and some old guy that almost fell apart.
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-2 52. ems commented 14 years ago on video Wassup!

An un-american president is a good thing, rite?
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0 53. ems commented 14 years ago on video Brain Orgasm Fail

The big question is: Why would you engage in such useless acts when you are above the age of 12?
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-6 54. ems commented 14 years ago on video The tetris god

Why downrate someone that says a movie is boring in a civilized way? (#(removed comment))

I also found it a bit boring. The line piece spamming at the end saved it tho ;p
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+1 55. ems commented 14 years ago on video Denmark Live Robot Boys

Thought this was a proffessional show. They rock.