George Carlin would call these "near hits" not "near misses".

cool. are we gonna bash alcohol as hard as we did cigarettes now? just asking whether we're gonna be consistent or not in showing our superior etiquette...

wha... is this for real?
reminds me of that car "ad" in RoboCop

#5 japan, fukushima, major nuclear policy changes and inspections demanded by government/people. does it vibrate any bell?

but he wasn't selling vodka, he was selling baby snakes for science class. that's why he didn't need a license. but it seems even he himself failed to notice the brilliance of his own plan.

Does this documentary reveal the name of the war criminal that gave the order to use the two bombs? Oh, sorry, its not called that if he`s on the winning side...

#4 you know, actually the lowest you score the better you are. being popular means thinking same as the herd (sheeple). who wants that?
addendum: provided you're not crazy... actually they do rate that up too, they consider it funny...

price is what's important. i guess you could buy 200 wheel chairs with the money (mass-produced, technically simpler segway is $7000, $20000 for this is not a unrealistic estimation)

auto-stereoscopic not holographic.

#2 blasphemy! any sentence containing "vertical video" shall also contain "never", which shall also directly reference it without further negation modifiers.

just remembered, why do they *never* climb trees in the zombie apocalypse? then they can, you know, take their time to kill them one by one, not being stressed anymore.

Truly amazing!

Now just because you take a cruise ship and name it a yacht doesn't make it a yacht... Reminds me of a joke i knew: " International Midget Competition winners: 3rd place the USA, 60cm ( 24in ). 2nd place the UK, 56cm ( 22in ). 1st place France, 50cm ( 20in - not Sarkozy ). Grand Prize: Russia, 210 cm (7ft), title of "World's Tallest Dwarf" "

Now, why did the DEER cross the road?

#1 kitchen sink? what, do they have Dish Wash Hero now?

bah... just bah...

#11 Blasphemy!

#4 and the company that will bring it to you? facebook?

#3 they're not high iq, just persevering. so of course they stand out from the lazy rest of the world. the japanese for example are where they are because they built a culture around education after ww2, being the only thing they had left to invest in after an economically depleting war, whereas other countries built cultures around religion, guns, dreams of getting rich with no effort, twilight & justin bieber. and yolo.

He had a marketable skill. genetic lottery winner. am i supposed to be inspired by the lottery?

i guess first thing you need to know your possessive pronouns...

#2, a bot is less of a resource hog that symantec`s products, i guess this makes the former more desirable )

#4 i didn`t know there was a "human" way either

why doesn't their southern accent surprise me?

00:30 strictly 2000 calories a day. that makes any brand or type of food *irrelevant*(fast food, home cooked, healthy). case closed.

oh, so *that's* how they take blood oaths in movies/series.

It looks like children`s screams are specially designed to enrage males... i don`t know why though. Somebody should look it up.

animusic... good old times i like "acoustic curves" the best.

#5 Blasphemy! Earth is 6000 years old!

Unfortunately, he`ll still be able to reproduce after this accident, so no Darwin Award for him.

this is gonna help exactly the way lung cancer videos helped me quit smoking.

Paper will *never* run Crysis. Tablets are getting pretty close to it.

Can't really not hate this after having read "You should actually blame America for everything you hate about ‘Internet culture’" http://tinyurl.com/pdglqzf
The internet managed to level us down to the americans' level. They were, you know, popular for being idiots. That was just a few years ago. Damn, what happened to us??

#10 that's what i get for speed commenting

#3 where there's smoke there's fire, thus *fire*works still works.

=))

Mix, you might be right.

they got the wrong one (i think)! the one with the tonfa got away, didn`t he? . that one deserved it the most

Dr. Pepper viral? It *was* the only recognizable brand featured in it, if not the only one.

#3
1. she did a lot to be a "she", so no confusion there
2. tv does that to you (unless you're a fugitive/thief/murderer on the news, that's when they keep/enhance the creepiness)

this show makes me own a whole bunch of factories. and then just sit and watch them work

you think this is bad? watch "Earthlings"...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthlings_%28film%29

awe cwap, now he gots to twake it home...

how foolish of them to get emotionally and physically involved about something that is so close to their universe. high school rules apply throughout life: show that you care and you're dead! cold and cynical, that's what we want from the world.

where's peter??

wasn't that right about the time everyone was saying that white men can't jump?

#6 yeah... calling a bitch dumb will always win in an election against reason. especially when the electorate is made up of (probably insecure/frustrated) males (who need to assert their superiority through that). To further the irony, males also advertise themselves as being able to wield reason more majestically than females. 60 thumbs up prove that's a load of crap. and your 3 thumbs up indicate the number of females visiting this site.

Teens in japan were using Schwarzenegger photo prints to fool cigarette vending machines. Do say me more about how facial recognition authorization is "da /?it/".
huh, no IPA support in the comments. that was supposed to be the glyph for "voiceless palato-alveolar fricative" not "?"

come on, no t-1000 references?

#3 and money is going to fix any of those things how exactly?
didn't you watch the snotr video about how people with money get there in the first place? which is exactly by NOT doing what you end your calm, hippie philosophy lesson with?
P.S. Lol, wtf, with a screen name like "MindTrick" of course you were trolling . I'm still posting it though .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_slit

Damn illegal unsafe buildings!

@AL7AIR

evul i don`t like your attitude. if the EU decided socialism is better, and people are happy with it (2008 estimate: 497,198,740), it is a little disrespectful to talk like that.
The answer isn't that everybody should have guns, actually NOBODY should be allowed to carry them. But i must admit, that is hard to enforce in a country where killing is a tradition. Hell, you ran out of people to legally kill in the US so you needed to attack not one but two other countries to clench the killing thirst of your sociopaths. (that was me responding to your attitude, it just needed to be said and i don't necessarily believe it myself).
LordFren actually that video was posted here, if i remember correctly.

kewl!

11th!! that`s like two times 1st!! oh yeah!

well yeah... they`re funny. its not like death. death isn`t funny. men are more likely to kill or be killed when involved in car accidents. men think they can drive for 72 hours straight. man think that a more powerful engine will steer anyone away from questioning their penis size. men think the only way to drive is instinctively: you can`t learn it, you`re born with it. men aren`t funny. that`s why we have to thank women for funny accidents.
Now, really, think a little and be honest to yourself: in the news, when seeing really really really bad car crashes, is a woman driver ever the cause? Think about it.

=)), just =)) #2 =))

#2 not necessarily touch sensitive, he can also be using infrared LEDs in the frame of the glass and webcam to track the motion (i've seen some diy like that on the net). The glass also seem to have a somewhat more matte portion (in the beginning, the outer part of the glass is clear while the inner is more mate), which indeed strengthens the projector theory.
The not-getting-into-stores part is pure economics. They're too greedy. Once it can be produced it can also be mass-produced, and cheaper. But why do that when they can still milk the current-generation-technology cash cow?

omg this is soooo old... and i'm soooo old for knowing this

#9 I'm sure I do understand your uncertainty in understanding my point. It's pretty clear you didn't (want to?) understand that i was referring to #3's remark, "IQ level: Asians".

ain't nobody got time fo' that. next time, timelapse.

So on a site with a mostly international audience you choose to use Imperial measurements units in the title? A system that only three countries use? (Liberia, Myanmar, USA)

I remember seeing this a long time ago, but it got stuck in my head as a "South Park" clip. It is their style and its creators appeared in the documentary.

#8 You are very smart! Now everybody trying to say it in Romanian will say a curse-word without knowing. Nobody thought of it before, and everybody thinks this is funny. Sir, your life`s purpose is completed.
Anyway, i`m giving it the maximum number of monkeys, whatever that might be.

#(removed comment) he might have also been saying "mom! mooom, calm down, can`t you see we`re dealing with animals here?" for all we know. And this makes much more sense

#18 yeah, the consoles hold game evolution back, as they have to develop games for 3-4 years old consoles now with no next-gen in sight. while on PC we can get upgrades every few months.

#15 tl;dr )

Seeing this is "Planet Earth", which they made a big deal about as being the first HD documentary from BBC or something, my suspicion came true: snotr DOES try to find the worst possible video quality clips (with a FEW exceptions).
I am a fan, i'm not complaining about content quality but video quality, if you don't know what the difference is leave the rating buttons alone and move along.

#28 they acquire guns *illegally* because there are a lot of guns that are available *legally*, plenty for some of them to get lost. if only the police is allowed to carry them then they are few and easily traced. and trust me, police persons come under heavy penalty for mishandling their weapons. maybe not in the us.
on a lighter note: a mugger with a knife would've had a greatly reduced chance of killing both of bruce wayne's parents on that unfaithful night. so maybe we should thank guns for batman?

Bet you haven`t seen this, huh?

wasn't this here a while ago? i mean i usually see the noteworthy clips on this site. except for that frisbee one. that one sucked, misleading title too.

it needs subtitles

#22 "Being tazered or pepper sprayed is non life threatening" bet you`d love one of those for no reason. or are you sadistic? do you taze yourself in the shower? try to be a little more empathetic and you`ll see the pepper spray you use when social situations require crying is not required.
And don`t try to look "fair" by bringing the law in. According to the law, since you brought it in, policemen shouldn`t act according to their ego (of course they were frustrated, as some other people humorously pointed out here) and the tazing was triggered by just that.
And what`s that? Take the argument to court? Like that guy in the wheel chair that died??!! (afair) Close out eyes and let them rape us?? This is your ADVICE??

quite misleading title, i was expecting sane conditions. but since we aren't talking about a normal way one would throw a frisbee, i can freely argue that throwing one from the ISS would yield a throw of such length that is worthy of this title.

What about a video on a cool tree PLANTING machine? I mean, that would be original and rare, as all the machines that I usually see in forest environments are for bringing it down.

#15 DUH to your mother! Romania was *conquered* by "the Axis powers on Nov.23,1940" and forced to fight along them. Then they were *invaded* by Russia, and were forced to fight along them too. This after being neutral at the beginning of the war. But, as they say, history is in the hands of the victors. Same reason nobody in the US got tried as a war criminal for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.The US killed 90,000–166,000 people in Hiroshima and 60,000–80,000 in Nagasaki [wiki]. Civilians. Infants too.

Of all the videos to f*ck up the aspect ratio for...