"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!"

Didn't we learn this in school?

#4 I love how obvious it is you were one of those exec's, as even watching this video you completely missed the point. This story's narrative was about the engineers side of the story, and how there were constant impossible circumstances for him to fulfil that in the end he just gave up - in your eyes "got it".

hey look 2D water!

How strange! This is by Camden town, London, about 3-4 weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. I remember because I was with friends walking by and we saw him leaning against the street lamp but we thought there was a fight or something because everyone was so loud - so must have missed this video by about 10 minutes! I'm nowhere near "Snotr famous", but it does feel like it!

#5 or a dog

reminds me of myself after a night out. fooooood.

when he was reading the type 2 civilisation i just couldn't wait to hear about type 3!! i love stuff like this!

so inspiring!

the last one is a WIN! doggy handstand pee trail WIN

what a lucky child, would love to have eyes like that!

lets hear him do this with some dubstep!!!!

nature, as always, you are amazing

as the gas giants get bigger the faster they burn, it will be billions of years until our sun becomes a red giant like vy canis majoris

#2 that was the 'special effects' of the time. i even felt a bit queasy!

next they will be fighting in role play costumes

next we will all be in controlled pods like a real life matrix!

haha! what a gloriously stupid sounding machine

i want him to try some skrillex next

#5 they are from london, not ireland.

#7 no he was meant to go right it was just bad camera set up

"oh yeah i can solve a rubix cube in 5 seconds!.... with my cube stormer"

runaway crane! quick! stop it with a plank of wood!

did the creator just make this to allow the musicians to show off great piece of music!

You think once isn't tough enough for you? I'll do it twice!

why is this rated so low! so much effort went into making this

the newsreader looks like david bowie

#8 i live in his hometown

my mum used to do this for me when i was a kid!

control for me, always. i totally agree with this man, whatever happened to freedom of information? the web is a place of learning

qigeairen, snotr is no place for spam. get lost

fuck da po-lice

haha so fake! shes not even strapped in! nice try though

video was ruined by the editing

sexxxxxxxxxxy

0:35 piece of kfc on the floor

saw him live in southampton not too long ago! absolutely intense

he should get a job then he'll have a real achievement

this little thing should replace

Mother nature is a devastating force

incredible!

woah he can canal surf like a pro

in soviet russia... well

its more to do with momentum of the legs and other arm, i can lay on my back and lift up to a handstand but i kick my legs up and they pull me up

reminds me of theme park lol

wait.. transformers isn't real?

i bet they can do this now but in a real fight situation they would forget

im seeing double!

that must be one sticky pole

POW right in the kisser

#(removed comment) because its funny.

+1. great advert

#8 do you mean, normal people have a brain in their head, not a speedometer.

now if only that music played wherever he went

i cant stop watching this! looks like a big blubbery cushion of fun

#13 i think we all lose to him on that one. damn good trolling if i ever saw it

they sell single slices of bread in germany? wow

#3 amen. great video

he should have at least drawn a little penis

grrovy music, gets me in the mood for some wakeboarding

must be pretty late, its a lot of peoples bedtimes

they can do it cos they wear so much lucky red clothing!

haha i quite liked this

#23 too much information. ENOUGH

im sure real marriage isnt like this

secret ingredient of nutrigrain: LSD.

ohh you smartarses! i didnt expect that and i think it made the whole video better

it dies! oh no wait its alive again

damn i was guna point this out! snot-r television

i clicked 'like' before i even saw the video, i just knew it was going to be that awesome

now try it with someone on it

introducing the iWall

its the good old british bobby i recognise the uniform that parades past my house every day

is this amatuer hour?

lift with your legs!... oh.

all those sticks on the bulls back are to eventually cut the muscle to stop the bull from looking up. looks like he got his own back before it was too late

how could she not see that tank coming?

great! now can anyone find one on a clutch? ive been wondering for years, thanks uploader!

most of these are old clips taken before 24 hour news

fonz wins again!

i think he just went through puberty. oh wait..

haha this is really good editing, i wonder who did this?

lol successful completion of the mission like its a life and death situation

i thought he would hit powerlines

sweeeeeeeeet

this reminds me of halo 3 forge for some reason

#(removed comment) and they say America is the best country in the world

lol duracell bunny

each one of those kids has at least double my charisma

rather have the Lap 'n' Snack

now the pussy is giving tongue action.

he dived!!

what i was thinking the whole way through is if its so clean, go on drink some

i wish i had the power to cause havoc with just one word

why have it all laid out like that, ever heard of a credit card?

bare in mind the larger AN-225 has FOURTEEN of these wheels on each side

toasty

nom nom

snotr sure loves wildlife videos

the laugh adds to this video experience

Rachel Gayhart. Nice.

#5 same here, wish they would do more videos like this in lectures though

even on one ski hes better than me at skiing :/

omg that is insane!! whatever next? nuclear bomb leafblower?

fantastic performer! thoroughly enjoyed watching every second

*cough* viral ad

americas got talent

haha love the aussies

grab your cards, you've pulled.

never gets old

#6 youve literally just made me throw up lol

this is thought provoking. who here on snotr would intervine?

#24 hes only two years off. (apparently)

lol whats this "Clever-Bastard" guys problem? can he get any more ignorant?

very interesting. the tiniest organism on the earth is probably the toughest out there

his bland programme put them off their appetite

ironic how the guy who binned his ticket won the car

#2 No.

my god i thought that lightsaber was real!

great scene, great typography. 3 monkey heads from me

oh, and theres an estonian sniper on the rooftops...

why dont they shoot them all and cut out that crap beat altogether?

if carlsberg did guinness ads...

if thats real thats completely sensational

you know, in http://www.snotr.com/video/3851 when clark58 asked if someone could post the entire marathon for us, it was a joke

do me next

that would be cool for some installation art

i bet he feels like he should switch careers to NBA after that

get them to wipe your arse for you then ill be interested

i like how the right guy holds his finger up and shows the next part of the dance like hes the master

wow ricky has balls i never knew he had

lovely, but old

pimp my pc

I'd like to see the bails video of this

but is it art.

cannonballllllll!

#4 i was homeschooled for 4 years, im not a racist, retarded or imbred im just perfectly normal. how can you be so ignorant, not everyones the same if they come from the same background. if i was muslim, it doesnt mean im a suicide bomber.
if i was american it doesnt mean im fat.
you dont have to stereotype everything just because you dont like it or because its different from you

1:27 horrible

the most overreacted death in video history

Tent for a day: £460.
Live band: £150
Fighting with the "girl who ruined it all", Priceless!

the next alexandra burke lol

i bet it was actually conan

i do that when i see a twinkee mmmmmmm...

john lennon does science

the horse fancied her 'ponytail'

thats how the titanic was launched

the last two he pulled out his a**

unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable.

imagine if you heard that in the middle of the night, i would be so freaked out, "i dont even have a baby?"

0:15 optimus really should of seen that one coming