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+4 1. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Scamming the Elderly Online

will be calling and pranking that number FOR DAYZ.. Fukers :O
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-3 2. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Drawing skills...

(( WOW )) amazing talent... but you forgot the ROPE... >:)
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+4 3. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Fail Compilation January February 2015 || TNL

i dont think i have ever repeated the words OUCH or HOLYSHIT more in a video !!! :O
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-9 4. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video The Accidental Sea

Shows that MAN, can not create the earth nor control it...and that GOD alone creates and destroys at HIS will... !!
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+3 5. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Samuel L. Jackson deliverers his classic Ezekiel 25:17 speech

It just to bad that people do NOT take this quote more seriously in life, Most dont know just HOW TRUE it is !!!
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+4 6. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Firefighters Had No Idea A Simple Act Of Kindness Would Lead To THIS

God bless those men... They are life's REAL SUPER HERO'S !!! <3
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+1 7. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Idiots

YUP...... i am an IDIOT.... Yaaaaaaaaay !!!!! :D :D :D
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+2 8. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Female hyenas with strange body parts....

i am speachless...Chicks with Dicks.... :O
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+2 9. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Power Big Meet

He doesn't like the smell of burring tires... NO WONDER you drive a sissy ass diesel beater !! LOL
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+4 10. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Crazy mothers with baby carriage crossing the road

I think i just learned how to say " you stupid bitch " in russian !! >:) >:)
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+3 11. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video World's Deadliest: Animal Battles

Just like Detroit !!! LOL :(|) ::(|)
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+3 12. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video A Most Peculiar Trip: Searching for Miss Peregrine

i have to think.... this would have been a better opportunity for a AWESOME picture book, vrs a novel !!!
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0 13. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Surprise Giveback for Deserving Mum

i am speechless..........
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+5 14. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Sperm whale rams tiny fishing boat in the middle of the ocean

takes a lot of good semen to handle a sperm whale !!! LOL >:)
>:)
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0 15. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video One Woman, Three Men, fight!

I always wondered what happen to Chung Lee, !! LOLO.. anyone my age that played Sega genesis back in the day, Knows who i am talking about !! Can you name the Game >??
:D :D
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+2 16. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Something fishy happened...

too cute !!! :O
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+1 17. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Speed Dating Prank

Dreams, Fantasies and Perfectionism all rolled up into one little video.. Is it hot in here or is it just me... Wooooh !!! ;) ;)
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-7 18. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Arthur C. Clarke

i have the feeling that this was staged, FAKE if you will !!!
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0 19. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Riding with My Momma

I NEEDS ME SOME POP EYES !!!
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+4 20. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Small car lost the battle with gravity

This is a instant Classic... too funny !!! :D :D :D
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-3 21. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video An Astronaut's View of Earth

only thing that i know... is i could sweep my shop with that mustache, someone needs to line that shit up..LOL :O
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+1 22. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Bitcoin mine in Northeast China - Turnover of $1.5million worth of Bitcoins per month

there is a band that has predicted this kind of chaos !! Rage Against The Machine !! Check them out !!
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+1 23. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Slo-mo of an Apple iMac being destroyed by a 20mm anti-tank gun

Honey.... i cleaned all the leaves out of the backyard... and i fixed your pile of shit apple computer too.... Bonus !!! :D
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+1 24. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Russia's Finest Mechanic At Work

Hey... isnt that the guy who designed all of GM's faulty ignition systems...LMAO
:O :O
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+3 25. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Wife snoring sounds like an airplane

she is going to BEAT his ass...hahahhha >:)
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+2 26. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Science of flame...

yeah yeah..fire fire ..... >:)
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+7 27. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Woman sexually Harassing Men. Social Experiment

This is NOT AT ALL how us men come on to woman neither... shes just being an example of some drunk ass hole.. thats all this represents
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0 28. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Sandstorm by Darude played with accordions

WHY.....LOL.... they look so funny playing this song....hahhahah
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+3 29. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Biker Goes Airborne

Bad day to forget your parachute....Nice hang time tho.. >:)
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+12 30. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Artist...

God Bless this man... What a Awesome inspiration !! O:)
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+1 31. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video How To Make A Laser Assisted Blowgun

ALRIGHT !! easy cheap way to kill zombies !!! >:)
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+1 32. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Now What?

Fuck Yeah... My kinda Bitch :D
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-1 33. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Tesla P85D "Insane Mode"

this is why us Gear Heads Spend Countless Hours Building our Race cars, its street legal roller-coaster all day !! :)
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-14 34. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video NO MORE

can i get fries with that...?? :D
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-1 35. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Very strange sound in the Swedish language

that's right, just pucker your lips and suck....YES YES YES.....LOL :O
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0 36. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Strange water faucet

dicks farts and boobs just never get old...LMAO :D :D
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-4 37. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video This commercial won "best commercial" in the Netherlands

You get FIDO to grab me a cold beer from the fridge during the game.... and iam sold !! :D :O
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0 38. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Redneck Bogan vs Industrial Aircompressor

Worst Blow job ever....hehehe... or... That Blows..and most important is that was a waste of a good damn beer...LMAO :O :O
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+5 39. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Never trust your colleagues

HAHAHAH.... I am SURE he had it coming some how... i know my uncle has it coming and this is perfect...LMAO.....Too Funny !! :D :D
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0 40. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video The Bot Fly

all it took was a FLY to turn this guy into a vagina.... LOL :O :O
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+3 41. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia

Never drink Vodka and volunteer to sit in the back....LMAO :D
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+1 42. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Close to 200 cars pile-up

Insurance companys are going to be PISSED...lol :O :O :O
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-7 43. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video A book collection nobody will ever read

usless waste of tax payers fukin money !!! pisshhh
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-6 44. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Unbelievable waiter cutting steak

WTF.. i dont even cut shit up that small for my kids... what was he cutting that up for a old man with no teeth...??LOL
:x :x :x
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+18 45. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video A master in his craft

well... there's one job that you can't drink beer and get anything done...LOL :O
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-1 46. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Bill Gates drinks water that used to be human poop

very shitty idea....LOL :O
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-12 47. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video “Slap her", children's reactions

shes a wolf in sheeps clothing.... i would have punched the shit outta her ass....lmao
>:) >:)
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0 48. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Best pranks of 2014

I loved it when they sneezed and used the spray string !! that was kewl
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0 49. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Ambulance Drone

well.. the future of not having to get up off the couch to grab a beer from the fridge is looking Brighter !! LOL
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0 50. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Best News Bloopers 2014

This was GREAT !! funny as can be... and its always funnier when its LIVE !!
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0 51. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Deer bike collision

This reminds me of the comedy skit that Louis CK did on how much he HATES deer....LOL.. FUNNY SHIT !!!!!!!!! :D :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1Pxlh_EfQ
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+5 52. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video The Most Radioactive Places on Earth

Very informal video, and very useful knowledge
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-1 53. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video It burns

I would kill a bitch... :O
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+3 54. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Koalas fighting

looks like one of them got caught sleeping in the tree next door...lol
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+4 55. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video What the UNITED STATES thinks of EUROPE

Bravo.... that was funny shit !! :D
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+2 56. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Moto Trials Riding Through Giant Igloo

That shit looks COLD !!! :O
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+4 57. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Most insane ski line ever

Ill bet the huge shit he just took in his pants aint FAKE... >:) WOW... Guys got HUGE ballz
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0 58. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Boeing introduces first unmanned F-16 as an aerial target

Now if i could just do my job Remotely from home in bed,.... >:)
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-2 59. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video What is in McDonalds chicken nuggets?

Lips and assholes.. thats how they make em... dont let this video FOOL YOU !! :O
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+1 60. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Apollo Launch Abort System Test

ARRRRRRR.. Going to launch me Rocket into space with me Great Excape plan....Arrrrrrrr
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+5 61. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Submarine Sandwich by PES

DRUGS ARE BAD.....UMM K :O
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+8 62. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Joe the Barber

God Bless him.. a TRUE Brother to us all !! <3 <3 <3 <3 :)
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+3 63. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Reactive Quadcopter

OK.... now make one bigger... i wanna ride in that sum a bitch... wow :O :O
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+5 64. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Walking on beautiful clean ice in Slovakian Mountains

its biblical....
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+5 65. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Russian Supercop

Its going to take a LOT of doughnuts to revive that cop after all that.... :O
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+1 66. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video EXTREME BARBIE JEEP RACING 2014

building one as we speak !!
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+3 67. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Extreme Low Pass

ill bet that sounded AWESOME from the ground.... 8-)
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+11 68. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Dog Fetch Fails

Dogs keep us Young !! Cats are kunts
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+12 69. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Rottweiler loves cat so much

Nothing wrong with licking some pussy :D
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+2 70. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video This seed drills itself into the ground to insure germination

I just watched the dirt get raped !! :S
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-4 71. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Bang party in Taiwan

Compensation at its Finest !! :D
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-6 72. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video This is why you never valet your car.... ever

I love TIRE TORTURE !! something about burning rubber that is so motivating !!
:D
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+12 73. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video It's not what it looks like

Niga Niga NIga....BWahahahahha
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0 74. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever

Most promising title on a video yet...lol :D
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0 75. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Plane pilot with ballz of steel

holy smoke...lol
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+8 76. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video How to Stop Car Windows From Fogging up

Yup.. Foked up windows will be a thing of the past..LMAO..
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0 77. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Fanuc Robots set up to pack batteries

Dey Turk er Jerbs.... DEY TERK errrr JERRBS...LMAO :D :D :D
If you dont watch south park, YOU WONT GET IT...LMAO
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-1 78. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video How to make a clarinet out of a carrot

He is Better at playing with his Carrot then i am.. :O :D
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+2 79. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Dynamic Facade

Expensive and Pointless... its like exterior man curtains... But why..??
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-2 80. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Before They Were Famous

That was really KEWL to see.. Could have done without the gay ass voice in the ending tho...!!
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0 81. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Rodney Mullen was dancing on a skateboard 30 years ago

WOW.. Bad Azz for sure.. AND now i feel REALLY OLD..LOL,.. :O
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+2 82. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Kid gets some serious air at the skate park on his bike... Doesn't stick the landing

Kid Has Ballz....well.... HAD..LOL :O :x
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0 83. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Jeremy Clarkson v Michelle Jenneke

OK.. so who won.. i was to busy looping the warm up routine and killed my laptop battery...hahaha
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+2 84. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Strange and Amazing Cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart

I love his hair.. :D
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+1 85. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Ski Nutshot

that guy has a lot of ba..... well he is just plain nu... Nope.. just nope... :O
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-1 86. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Really cool wood cutting machine

i just got wood.... :D
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-1 87. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Top 5 Worst Laptops Ever!

worst laptop... anything you cant watch porn on...lol :x
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0 88. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video How to climb trees without branches (and get back down quickly)

Only thing missing were the bananas.. :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+1 89. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Waiting 10 Months For The Perfect Drone Footage

Absolutely Breathtaking !! :O :O
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-6 90. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Flash flooding at Train station

Awww man, Some one plug up the shiter in the girls bathroom again ?? fukers..LMAO :O
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+5 91. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video The last Teabender

Yeah.. and you though Starbucks was expensive.... :O
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+1 92. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Fartman - Mr Methane

Holy Shit...No Pun Intended...that make me laugh more then ever before.. Fuking awesome !!
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-14 93. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Horse first time in water

point of this video,.. takes a horse to make some woman wet.lmfao >:)
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0 94. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Tailgater gets instant karma

hahah thats what you get... ON VIDEO BUDDY !!! LMAO
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+5 95. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Trucking jumping over a Lotus F1

pishhhh.. i get on the Freeway every day like this... LOL
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+18 96. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Kitten Therapy: The Prescription for Stress

Nothing like a little pussy to make the Day Much Better !! >:) :D
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+1 97. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Group of Birds Abandon Tree

Whole Lot of local cars with shitty windows....LOL :O
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+4 98. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Parked my car in the wrong spot this week....

Nice Insurance Check for the holidays !! >:)
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+1 99. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Inside the Gay Wing of L.A. Men's Central Jail

Bible says two men aut not lay together... ummmm hummmmt...
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+2 100. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video 100 Amazing Bass Lines

I Agree.. should have had way more of Primus and Rush,.. But fantastic job !!
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-2 101. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Overhauling an Airbus A380

#1... Yeah i wanted to see the new Rims and Stereo,...wtf half ass shit :S
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+4 102. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Why Do Rivers Curve?

Very informative,... and now i have the sudden urge to go pee...LOL
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+9 103. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video The Poo Bus is here !

O... this one is tooo easy... i cant wait to read all the comments...
Shitty idea...The poo poo choo choo.. the fart bus...LMFAO.. hhahahaha
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+2 104. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Dizzy Turkey

All i can think about is stuffing and mash potatoes....LOL... >:)
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+2 105. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Japanese Flip Book

that was flipping cool... :O
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+2 106. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Dance on the circle.

i feel like i was in a warp zone
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-1 107. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video A lift at an university broke down, trapping 9 drunk people

ALCOHOL... Restoring faith in humanity with every glass !! :D
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+2 108. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Church band leader loses it and smashes his guitar!

Hes in the wrong band.... :O
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+4 109. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video The Hole

Where should i put it..??? IN THE HOLE !!! :D
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0 110. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Hot nurse gives testicular exams in public for Movember (SFW)

well... i did the examination,... and during,.. i began to feel a large lump growing.. Guess i am going to have to pay HER a visit... :D ;)
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0 111. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Ever Seen A Clam Lick (Or Kick) Salt?

Is that all i gotta do....??? Dump salt on her leg..?? :D
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0 112. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Fireworks accident / explosion in Italy

Little early in the day to be celebrating !!?? :O
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+3 113. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Catching Birds With The Slingshot (Rubber Based Net Gun)

Germans are BAD ASS.. just like there Automobiles !! :D
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+3 114. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Oversize load

My i have your Attention,.. We have a clean up in isle 3.. Mop, Bucket, Crane and a new pair of underwear..LOL
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+2 115. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Grand theft GoPro

must have had his nuts stuck to the go pro.... :O
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+2 116. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video CYMATICS: Science Vs. Music

Bravo, Absolutely amazing and Brilliant !! Bad ass sound track too !!
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-2 117. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video But they can...

BOooooooooooooooooo
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+1 118. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video A cat runs down a door

well... if he had nine lives, He just spent them all...lmao :O :x
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-3 119. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video BALLS TO THE WALL STUNT! - Steve-O

Ed Bassmaster is THE MAN !! Steve O is fuking nuts,.. BUT GAY !! :P
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+1 120. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Two Lumberjacks Nearly Killed On The Job

Reminds me of a RUSH tune.. the trees...
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+1 121. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Yet another ghost quadcopter scare prank

1:10 NICE ASS !! :D :D <3
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+3 122. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video This guy has some talent right there

Bad Ass....Sick talent :O
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+3 123. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video GaffGun

This would be GREAT for schools.. Very KEWL idea...!!
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+2 124. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video How to Get Out of a Ticket

LMAO.. I want to hire this guy as my attorney !! hahahaha :D
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+1 125. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Plutonium

ok.. lets ship this shit into them little smoke pens over to issis... heehhe
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+1 126. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Wild ride landing at Madeira airport

woop de do.......
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0 127. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Paintball is not for everyone

REALLY GLAD that it hit his arm.... and not somewhere more important.. :O :O
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+1 128. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Something Ate This Great White Shark... But What?

Buuuurp !!!!
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+5 129. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Big Cat Jump

Cant call this cat a Pussy !!! :O
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0 130. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Butts

Since this is about BUTTS... i though it was going to be Shitty... Butt it made me laugh my ASS off....lol :D
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+1 131. jackDjohnson commented 8 years ago on video Spectacular car chase

Hey cooter, we got a smokey on our tail, Bandit, you better step on it.... LOL
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+1 132. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Severe Autism

Poor Kid... Awesome Mom.... Nice Tits...
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+7 133. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A Baffling Balloon Behavior

I feel smarter and Dumber at the same time....lol
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-1 134. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fail !!!

Just one of Those days !! LOL :O
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+12 135. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Gift

:'( GOTTA (( STOP )) Cutting Up Them Damn onions before watching videos.. cough cough !! :'(
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+5 136. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Blackstone oil engine startup

That is just kewl... Reminded me of the movie WillyWonka and the chocolate factory based on the sounds it makes while running..LMAO :D
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+16 137. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I like being 98

Good for Her !! Thats really sweet, This is a Great Reminder that we ALL have to coexist in this world and that young, old, black, white, whatever.. we should love thy neighbor as thy self !! :D <3
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+1 139. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A hoarding house full of roaches cleansed by fire

O my gosh.. I am getting the creeps and shivers just from seeing the camera footage of them shits.. for some reason i dont think that killed them all..??? Ive steped on one before and heard it crunch and the muthafuker got up and walked away !! YUCK :S
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+3 140. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Little boy's piano performance

Sick skillz.. Good for him, at least hes not at home playing the fuking PlayStation or stupid android games... Bravo Man !! :O :)
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+4 141. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Jeff Gordon strikes again

That was sweet.. love it when he is FrEaKiNg out in the back seat... big pussy.. hahahah :O
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+1 142. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Apotek

Well that blows !! LOL :P
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+1 143. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Blind passenger removed

he saved the pussy from freezing to death !! :D
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+7 144. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Monster Lake Trout On Clear Ice

the best part was that they let it go !! Awesome !!
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+4 145. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Suicide Coffin Drop In at Burnside

That was sick !! Mad Props !!
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+3 146. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Pelican Selfie: One beak. One GoPro. One unique journey

that bird Halls Ass... Wow :O
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+7 147. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bates 9000

omg that is sooo true.. and he killed bill with a hatchet... hahahah >:)
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0 148. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video One handed knot throwing

I like there reaction when he said he would take off his pants.. :O If i cant play with this ball and string... ill take off my pants and play with those...LMAO :P :D
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+1 149. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Another smart crow experiment

You get that sucker to wash clothes and bring me a cold beer out the fridge and ill be impressed !!! ;)
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0 150. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Evolution of Dance - HipHop edition

Hip Hop Hoorayyyy hooooe haaayyy hoooe Hip Hop Hoorayyyyy Hoooe Haaayy Hoooe... Best times ever !! :D
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-1 151. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video ever heard a meerkat being tickled before?

that's really cute until he farts or shits on her sleeve..lol :O
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+24 152. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Call You Home

Bravo man..very well done.. :D just glad i read the title first, or i would have thought he wanted to call her a hoe... :O LOL
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-1 153. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video If the Matrix ran on Windows

Was this a video about Windows,.. or Snotr's servers..hummmmm...LOL :D
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0 154. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Octopus vs Shark

Well thats one Octo puss that will stink like fish for a while...!! :S :O
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+1 155. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How not to load a truck on a trailer

well get it on the trailer all the way and take it to a body shop now... morons..LOL
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0 156. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Angry Man With No Arms Destroys Hotel Lobby

:O I like how he starts running away at the very end.. Priceless... :O
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0 157. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Arab Smooth Criminal

Michael Jackson was a legacy.. and all the above comments are retarded.. the real terrorists are the evil government of America.. i live here and know that no one caused the 911 but the american government.. Wake up people.. its not about terrorism.. the american government needed a reason to abolish the constitution and the bill of rights so they blew up shit and blamed the towl heads.. its that simple.. God Bless Michael Jackson for his talent and world wide love !! <3
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0 158. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Lufthansa: fight breaks out on airplane.

this had to have been one of them first class flights with free alcohol.. LOL :x :D
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0 159. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Clean Your Balls..

LMAO.. guy with the blue balls, guarantee he will be home scrubbing the shit out them balls...LMFAO :D
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0 160. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Audi R8 commercial

I drive a Audi A4 Turbo... Love my car and would rather drive it then any other car in the world.. Audi #1 Baby !!
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0 161. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fight for Freedom

Life is a Battle, You win some, You loose some,... But you live to Fight another day !! Here in Michigan Prisons, You fight just to live, not for freedom !!
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+3 162. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How to fly a Typhoon Jet

#3..LOL you are right on the money.. that was the first thing i though of too.. ((Goose)) 8-) .LOL.. it works great if you start this video at 1:00 and then hit play on the Kenny Loggins video link right after.. that witch #3 has kindly supplied for us, .. TOP GUN BABY... One of the best movies of all time... :D ;)
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-1 163. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How Thai Rice Boxes are made

looks like a perfect place to store my Herbal Meds..LOL
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-1 164. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Balloon Highline

i hate clowns... crazy idea tho :O
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+1 165. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Team Hot Wheels

i used to dream of doing this with my hot wheels cars and my home made ramps when i was a kid
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-3 166. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Pharrell Mashup (Happy Get Lucky)

wow, that chicks perfect tits were just winking a me..lol :O
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0 167. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Forget floppy drives...

well.. if you didn't want to slap the shit out of the guy in the cube next to you, you will now !! LOL
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0 168. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Alex Honnold Free Soloing

Yeah that's impressive and all... But HOW IN THE FUK DOES HE GET DOWN.?? and why didn't they show him finishing all the way to the top...
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+3 169. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tires with retractable studs for ice

this will be big in Canada..
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0 170. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Sonic boom destroys a sundog

anyone else think he was going to fall over backwards filming this..lol
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+3 171. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Scotsman teaches a news reporter how to drink scotch

wonder if hes ever smoked a joint... :D
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0 172. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Damien Walters - Human Loop the Loop

i want to get the little remote controlled car they were playing with and try racing that around the loop, that looked fun
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-1 173. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Cave Diving

i was waiting for something to come around the corner and scare the shit out of me !!
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0 174. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How Many Megabytes Does Your Brain Hold?

I take mega bites of chips with my smart water at lunch...
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+3 175. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Don't film and drive!

stupid fuckin woman driver !!
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+1 176. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A needle-free vaccine patch that's cheaper than a needle

I think this is brilliant !! no one like needles especially the kids !!
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+2 177. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ancient Chinese instrument mimics Super Mario Brothers

She did great.. and now i have to go play mario bro's, i forgot how much i love that damn game !! Game on !!! :)
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0 178. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Spetsnaz Instructor shows a cool trick

Its all fun and games till someone gets sand in there turban !!
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+3 179. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Air Race Helmet Cam

(( throwing up all over my self ))
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-3 180. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Algae Lamp

Be way cooler if they were blue !!
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-5 181. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dad makes Mission Control Desk for his son

psssh.. I made that one last year !! ;)
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+2 182. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Too late to run now

At least he thought it was funny...LOL :O
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0 183. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Must stay awake...

Awwww.. puppy was all wore out from acting like its owner..hehehe :O
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0 184. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Like a Boss

Good thing there was snow on the ground or that might have been painful...LMAO :O
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+10 185. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Nelly

Dont see a lot of slide guitars here in Michigan.. As a drummer.. i would love to jam with him, He is Fantastic with that guitar !! And I Love the Blues !! :D
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-8 186. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video High speed camera on the subway

meh.. i was waiting for something to Blow up or die... :S
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+4 187. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video MTT-136

very cool and useful. ;) . but i wanna mount a gun on it !! >:) LOL Its like a Zombie Lawnmower..
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+2 188. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Hope this makes anyone's day better

That is just friggen adorable...and its a better pet then a Damn Cat !! :D
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+2 189. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video CRANE CLIMB 500 ft

I had to keep looking away.. this shit was making my stomach drop !! :O
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+1 190. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Electric Bicycle

Should have filmed him riding it in the rain.. would have been more exciting to watch !! LMAO
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+2 191. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Compressed air prank

Instant Classic !! LOL :D
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+2 192. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wall of water hits Newlyn Bridge

Surfs Up !!
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+4 193. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fisherman catches more than he bargained for

Must have been using credit cards for bait.. cuz that looks like my ex wife he just cought !! lol :O
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0 194. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Steadicam shot Behind the Scenes of Hugo

sometimes the creation of the film is better than the plot, the script or the film itself !!
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0 195. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Gun Slinging

His poor dik... :S
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+2 196. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Goats balancing on a steel Ribbon

i so wanna see one jump on there and Fling the other into the neighbors yard... :O BBBAAAaaaaaaaaaa........... LMAO
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0 197. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Just a Man Ironing a Shirt

Takes a Good Woman to PULL your Wrinkles out and not stain yer shirt while doing so...LOL >:)
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+1 198. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A C-130 "Fat Albert" preforms a Jet Assisted Take Off (JATO)

We need rockets like that for the rush hour commute.. get around all the stupid fat alberts holding up fuking traffic !!
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-1 199. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Kiss cam

where was her Redneck wedding name tag...LMAO Hers should have said My Brother !! hahahhahahaa :D
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0 200. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Space/Time

RIGHT NOW... Sux.... anyway you Slice it.. :| the past was the shit :D !!! and the future looks kinda scarry..!! Politically speaking !! :O
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+16 201. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video "Betel Nut"

Good quality video and informative :) !! But the chew spitting at the end was fuckin disgusting !! :O :S
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-3 202. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Squarepusher × Z-MACHINES

I think we finally found a replacement for Axle Rose !! LMAO :O :D
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0 203. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Happy Cows

I love cows too, especially when i want some steaks or a cheeseburger !! LOL :D
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+10 204. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Burning Man 2013 Time-Lapse

That's kinda what my city looks like at night... ( Detroit ) only problem is that its from gunfire not disco lights !! LOL :O
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+3 205. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Base jump into the Fog

From the sounds that this guy made, i think he will need to change his parashorts after deploying the parachute :O :O
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+3 206. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Shanghai Tower

DAMN..They made it... Was hoping that someone would have jumped off in the end.. 8-) i thought they were wearing parachutes to begin with 8-)
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+9 207. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Richard Turner, the blind card mechanic

Watch out this guy will Rob you Blind !! :D
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+3 208. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Don't Tell Mummy!

How absolutely adorable !! :D
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+6 209. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Curious pig

I am sure glad that they cut out the part of him getting the camera back :S
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+3 210. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Idiots on the highway

to get Rich in Russia, all you need to be is a used car salesmen, a Doctor, or a automotive body-shop owner !! Instant millionaire :O
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+5 211. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A Normal day in a Russian Supermarket

Alcohol + Russia = Great Video Footage !! LOL :O :D
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-4 212. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video When you think that you are the fastest one on the road

That shit would not have happen if i was driving,. would have been in a FORD too.. Real mans Race car !!
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0 213. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video URB-E visits China

Kewl idea but i want one that runs on GAS.. MORE POWER !! LOL :D
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+1 214. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fish drives his own little electric car

Great way to make a damn mess all over the floor !! :O
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-2 215. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Why Do Parrots Parrot? Do They Know What They're Saying?

If there Clever enuf to pick up how to say words then why not the ability to understand the emotion involved with saying each word... I think there smarter than we think they are !!
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+26 216. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video rubik's cube

I feel sorry for the first chick he gets his hands on !! :O
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+5 217. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How To Shift A 13 Speed Tractor Trailer

This is Great... I wanna go drive one now and i didn't think i could ever do it.. Now i know i can !! Great Video !! :O :D
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+5 218. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Avalanche in italy

Sorry for them... but what a mesmerizing video !! (( WOW )) :O
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+3 219. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Rolling out of a Jeep

Rock and Roll !! :O
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+7 220. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Subaru WRX pulls out cop car stuck in snow

Nothing like a, Get out of jail free card !! Bad ass car too.. :D
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+7 221. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Parkour Fail - Guy Nearly Dies on Rooftop

Funny Thing... I looked up the word Dipshit and google took me to this Video !! :O
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+2 222. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Audi S5 drift goes wrong

Damn shame... waste of a Great Car !! :'(
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+1 223. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tainted Love played with floppy drives

Way to much fukin time on his hands !! :O LMAO :O
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+1 224. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Someone please give these two a sitcom

Sceens from the movie "dumb and dumber 2" :D
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-1 225. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Woman and dog hit by surprise wave in Tramore Co Waterford

Bad time to take a bath like that !! HAHAHAHA :D
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-4 226. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 10 of the Wealthiest People (Dead or Alive)

And this nigger spent some much gold for money that the shit was useless in value after his shopping sprees...LMFAO :O :O :D
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+3 227. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Talking raven

that bird would be talkin so much shit if it was mine !! LMAO :O :D
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+12 228. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video What you see is not what you get

Someone must have told him to Go Fuk Himself and he took it literally !!! LMAO :O
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0 229. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The breakup

Typical Gold Diggin Bitch
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+1 230. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Truck Explosion at McDonald's

ill bet McDonald's gets blamed for that !! :O
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+1 231. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fill your water heater with instant coffee

Nothing like Trailer Trash coffee for breakfast !! :O :x
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+17 232. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Political Machines

Democrats and Republicans, :D
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+7 233. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 55 Gallon steel drum implodes

waste of a GREAT Barrel !! could have done this with a damn pop can or soup can !!
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+4 234. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Guy farts on a dog

Dogs thinkin " well that was shitty of him " wait till i go and piss on your slippers... :O :D
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+1 235. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Making the most of UK flooding

going to be a lot of old moldy shoes after this !!! :S
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+4 236. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Super Bowl Commercial

I thought the commercial was Beautiful !! People of all colors and races coming together to sing a Beautiful song.. If its seen as anything else then your over seeing the beauty of Gods people and there talents !! ;)
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+3 237. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Parking Skills

Someone had a little TOO MUCH Vodka in there coffee this morning !! lol :O ;)
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+2 238. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Gas station on Fire

why the hell is a tank like that not under ground ?? Stupid douche bag driver !! :O :O
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+1 239. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Slip and slide in Australia

Attention !! There were absolutely no Go-Pro cameras hurt or damaged during the making of this film !!! :O ;)
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+2 240. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video What's The Brightest Thing In the Universe?

The brightest thing.......WELL its definitely not my ex !!!
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+1 241. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Afe Tower's demolition in Frankfurt

Blowin shit up is soooo kewl !! :O
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+5 242. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Life Size replica of neanderthals

should have made neanderthongs for there junk.. :O :|
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-1 243. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How pringles are made

Gald Damn it. Now iam fuking hungry !!! :O
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+2 244. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Drones are awesome

Must be nice to have the fukin money to afford one of these toys, not to mention the vacation spots there filming !! :O
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+6 245. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Weird bent blade effect

After the first and second puff... it started spinning, :) by the fourth and fith toke, the blades started melting.. :O WOW MAN... :D
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+1 246. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Spectacular Sarychev

this is the same thing that my underwear sees after eating taco-bell !! :O
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+2 247. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Never Use a Lighter at a Gas Station

Them two assholes must be related !! :O
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+18 248. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Are you are a good liar?

iam not a good liar damn it !! so... fa Q
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+11 249. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Cruise Ship Cut in Half, Then Stretched 99 Feet

Hey honey... lets put a 100 foot adition on the cruse ship today,.. :O
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+8 250. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Motorcycle Riding Tips

HAHAHAH stupid ass aint so fukin tough now,.. hows that Fat ass ticket to go along with your fat ass mouth !!! MORON !! LOL
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+1 251. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Collapsing a floor by filling a room with water!

Pull out my long hose and get my wood wet FILLING this bitch until i collapse them walls !! Just another day at the homestead !! LOL >:) :D
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-6 252. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Handicap International against antipersonal mines

What a Horrible Fuking Video.... cant we get some shit to laugh at on snotr anymore ??? WTF !!
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+1 253. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Back flip with Monster Truck

Everything about these Trucks is Fukin Tits !! Nice Flip too !! :O
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+5 254. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Paving road like a boss!

Paving the way to a better future for our health !! :D
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+9 255. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Red Bull Stratos

Bad Ass, that is one awesome view, and he was going 800+ MPH..HOLY SHIT !!! :O :O
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0 256. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ketchup

Ranch is soooo much better with fries !! ;)
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+8 257. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Security kid

HEY PUSSY.. you left your purse on the counter... :O
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+3 258. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A cars worst nightmare

i think Payton Manning and the Denver broncos carer just went through this machine :O :O
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+1 259. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Batarang

#6 it would be cool at night if you attach some little led lights to it.. that would be sweet !! ;)
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+3 260. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video OneWheel

I like the Fat Tire !! :D
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+3 261. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ice fishing with russians

somthing is fishy about this !! lol
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+6 262. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video ROBO snow plow

Very kewl and useful,.. this is where all those hours of video game play using hand eye coordination will pay off !! :O
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+6 263. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tim gets pranked

LMAO.. that is a instant classic !! :D :D :D :D :D
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+2 264. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Piroefekti

Nice tits !!
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+1 265. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bike Jump Fail Compilation

There are only two kinds of bikers, Ones that have gone down, :x and ones that are going down :O !!
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+6 266. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Do cats like champagne ?

Nothing like getting the pussy drunk and watching her lick her fingers !! lol >:)
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+2 267. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Walk around

Looks like one of them two was hoping to collect on the life insurance policy >:) !!! Come on hunny its not that hight up, by the way did you make the insurance payment this month ?? LMAO >:) >:)
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+3 268. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Pipeline Surfing

I cant decide on what was more impressive, the waves or the violin skills.. :O Great Video !!
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+2 269. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Systema Selfdefence

Reminds me of Indianan Jones movie where the guy pulls out a sward and goes nuts, :O and Indy just pulls out a gun and shoots him...hehehe :O >:)
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+1 270. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Rotating head

be kewl to do someones portrait in detail !! like a mobile photo of loved ones !!
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+3 271. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Looping skills

well that just raised the bar on what each band member should be contributing :O !! Nice ;)
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+6 272. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wood Trick

"Its not gunna fit"....YES IT DOES !! Just get it wet first !! hehehe >:)
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+4 273. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Knock Knock

Either that door is one bad sum bitch :O or that cop didn't have much nut in his swing... :| ( keep on knocking, but you cant come in ) LMAO
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+3 274. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tongue On A Frozen Pole PRANK!!

Man, the possibility's !! this would be a great one on Halloween and at family party's.. Or just to mess with the wife >:) !! LOL
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+4 275. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video CAT Super Skateboarding Adventure!

#3 Lmao...Kewl video but its still way cooler seeing dogs ride skate boards !! ;)
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+4 276. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wood Planing Art

Absolutely Stunning !! Mad Props to this man for pure talent !! :O
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+7 277. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wheeeeeeeeh!

if it flew in that easy then this isnt the jolly queer giants first rodeo !! :O lol
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+9 278. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wanna see a Shocking Trick?

#3 yeah.. she is so buying that pen and taking it home !!LOL >:)
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+6 279. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ferry being beached ready for scrapping in Turkey

First thing that poped in my head was that song " Move Bitch, Get out the way, Get out the way bitch Get out the Way " :O
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+3 280. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Train Hits Sewage Truck

Hate to be the poor asshole thats gotta clean all that up ....LOL :O
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+5 281. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Impressive Thai Military Parade With Domino Style

this reminded me of the inside of a piano !! :O
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-5 282. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Photoshopping

lol.. that chick went from NOT to "HOT"
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+2 283. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Trapping Light In A Box

that is fascinating !! looks alot like tree branches !! :O
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+1 284. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Match burning in slow motion (4000 fps)

Iam just glad they light up quick, Cuz thats some gross looking shit in slo-mo...eeeeshh !! :O :S
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+2 285. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video MIT reproduces 3d gestures

#2 #4 Virtual hand job >:)
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+2 286. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Zero Visibility

I need to go open a body shop in russia.. instant millionaire !! :O :D $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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+2 287. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Falcon chasing crows

I know i heard one of them birds yelling "world star" lol :x
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+1 288. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ludwig Van Beethoven

Had to have been doing some kind of speed or blow back then to write some shit that fast...
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+6 289. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The (new)wheelchair

About time technology is being implemented for the needy and not the lazy !!
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+2 290. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Herd of Rabbits

Looks just like traffic in russia too... :O
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+2 291. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Seals have fun

Awwwwww... such loving little dudes !! they would make great new pool pets !! LOL
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0 292. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video THE PRODIGY

Drugs are bad.. um k !! ;)
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0 293. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Cellular tower worker gets attacked by hawk

You gotta be a bad wammer jammer to work that high in the air.. That Bird would have been Roasted Duck if that was me..
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+7 294. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Pontiac Stinger

PONTIAC = Pile Of Nonsense That Isn't A Car !! :D
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+21 295. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How dogs and cats teach their offspring to use the stairs

Now that's a good boy, teaching your pup .... and the cats like, Just get the fuk down there already ass hole... funny as hell tho !!! :D >:)
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+11 296. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Funny cat walk

the Cat Walk.. Since hes black and white maby its Michael Jackson reincarnated !! LOL
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-16 297. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Cleaning an owl

that's one domesticated bird.. and a lot of time spent for a damn "Bird Bath"... Blow Dry a Bird ?? Just microwave him for 30 sec on defrost :O !! LOL
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+13 298. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bird steals egg camera, films penguin colony from the air

(( WOW )) now that's sum amazing Footage, :O killer idea, and no " go-pro " logo on a damn thing.. Very Kewl Idea !!
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+18 299. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I figured out why I was sleeping late...

LMAO.. Dogs like, Fuk this shit, i dont have to get up this early yet !! :D
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-3 300. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wind

well that blows... :S #2.. sounded like Fuk..LMAO
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+2 301. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 15,000 tonnes of tyres are on fire

Hey Paw.. What should we do with all dem oll truck tirez... Just burn em son, no one will notice !! :O :O
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+4 302. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Asteroid Discovery From 1980 - 2010

You are beginning to feel sleepy... your eyes are starting to feel heavy,..lol.. and just like in real life, 30 years just blew by and all i got out of it was this damn dizzy feeling !! :O :P
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+6 303. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Safety first

Head chef my ass,.. she should be fired for making such a damn mess..hehehe.. >:) :O
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+2 304. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Out Of Paper

#1 LOL.. he is using his head !! :P
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+1 305. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Firefighting aircraft

Its a Flying Pool !!
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+7 306. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Jenga

Forget the rules... who really uses the rules when your drinking and playing with yer buddies... Hey, if we all played by the rules, then chicks would never loose there tops when playing cards !! HAHAHA :O :D
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-9 307. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dancing with devils

REALLY ?? This whole world is going to hell in a hand bag.. its ok to dress like the devil and parade around praising him...??? BUT we cant even mention GOD in schools or even display our love of GOD without being slandered !! These people are not going to find it very amusing when the smell of burning flesh and sulfer becomes there eternity !!! :( :S
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+5 308. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Barge wood

Holy Ship... Ill bet they spilled lots of beers A, while getting there wood wet..LOL :O
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+4 309. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Karma

HA HA HA HA He brake checked a COP... What a douche bag...LMFAO... Ill bet the cop is going to take his ass to jail and charge him with a SHEEEEEEIT load of tickets !!! :O
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+6 310. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Instant justice

she must be one of them chicks that like it rough.. sounds like she REALLY enjoyed the crash....LOL :D
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+2 311. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The manliest gym ever

only thing missing is some damn music... old car radio or jute box would be perfect.. i gota have loud music when i go to the gym !!
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+3 312. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Have you ever seen daytime fireworks?

meehh...i like the night time fire works MUCH Better.. but the launching of them was kewl..
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+2 313. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Deep-sea squid vs fish, to the death......

damn.. i wanted to see one of them win and eat the other... >:)
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+2 314. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In Sprint Race .

man.. if they can still run a fukin marathon, i wonder what else there still doing at that age..lol :O
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+3 315. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Germans test 'beer drone'

If it can carry the keg to a party.. then picking up some chick and flying her off, is not very far away from reality... LOL 8-) :O
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+2 316. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Red Bull freeskier!

This kind of sking is very eloquent !! But the CrAsH LaNdInGs are sooo much more fun to watch !! hehehe >:)
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+3 317. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Good beat, but what are the words?

Can you imagine pulling up next to them and hearing this playing and understanding english !! OMG..LMAO :O :O
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+4 318. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Iron Mike Tyson ~ Top 10 Fastest Knockouts

Mama said knock you out.. :x Finally there is a PERFECT use for this smiley face..LOL :x :x :x :x
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+7 319. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dog daycare

I live here in Michigan.. we have not seen this much damn snow since 1978.. its beautiful tho !! :O
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+3 320. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 1850 HP Lambo: 0-254 MPH in under 21 seconds from a standing start

There is nothing more exciting then going from 0 to insanity in a short distance... Bad ass car and Nice Job Shifting !! :D ;)
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+2 321. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video instagram gone wrong

That was killer !! :O
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+1 322. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Insane paragliding

Its like a Controllable roller coaster ride... Sweet.. :O
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+3 323. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Parrots Dancing

the bird head bangin was Bad Ass... :D
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+1 324. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Share Banana

isnt that like snowballing the dog :S lol
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0 325. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tissue Animals

Guys in the County twist these up and sell them for a nutty bar or a bag of chips..lol :D
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0 326. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Missing life trying to record it

Someone buy that bitch a damn phone already !!
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+5 327. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Urban climbing

Yeah ok.. so he eats a lot of bananas... But How the hell does he get down.. only film him going up ??? :O
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+1 328. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Slowmotion BeatBoxing!

No more humming hunny... tonight i want you to beat box it.. >:)
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+2 329. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video First Birthday Cake

I want my DAMN cake and Eat it too...
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+1 330. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I feel good now

#7 LMFAO... Your the first one to notice that shit...LOL... My uncle gave me that name when i got divorced and we laughed so hard that it just stuck,...He really laughed when he noticed my comments and seen that i used it on snotr...LOL.. I thought that more people would comment on my name but in a year your the first...By the way my real name is Mike !! LMAO :D
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+10 331. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Virgin Spaceship

How can it still be virgin after its first flight ?? LOL
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+13 332. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Backflip Pool Jump

Damn... He made it !!
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0 333. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Get Even Trailer (PS4/Xbox One)

I still love playing tetris and galaga !! this shit is crazy !! :O
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+4 334. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Where The Trail Ends

o my gosh, beautiful background and music, Bad ass clip !! :O
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+1 335. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bruce Lee (autotune)

fuk now i have to go pee... :O
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+3 336. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I feel good now

stupid ass sticky keys.... BET BET BET.... Come on now NOT BE.... Durrrrrr
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+3 337. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Beach Boys Shred I Get Around

That was fukin hilarious !! and the fart noise for the car engine..LMFAO !! :D :D :D
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0 338. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I feel good now

ill be the huge shit that tuba player just took doesn't feel very good...LMAO :O
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+4 339. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Teacher shows students his moves

Nice moves slick.. wish the idiot in the back ground didn't just wake my whole fuking house up yelling !! :O
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+4 340. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tuvan Throat Singing

I would LOVE to see them show up for an audition at American Idol..hahahaha, Sounded like two frogs singing about how they just got Kicked in the frog nuts....lmao :O
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+8 341. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video ExFEARiential

I wish someone would drag me outa bed and take me to a room full of people with free beer !! :O :D
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+1 342. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Reaction of iodine with 90% alcohol

I really need one of those magic rags that she used to wipe away the cuts...LMAO :O
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+3 343. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Scary Trucks Crash Compilation

#8 Welcome to Russia !! LOL.. Crazy fukers :D
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+1 344. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dressing Up Like A Homeless Man

Awesome !! Need to show this in schools to all the kids !!
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0 345. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Google!

Google SUX !! Bing is sooooo much better !!
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+4 346. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Can You Walk on Water? (Non-Newtonian Fluid Pool)

Ill bet if you were to bag some of this shit up and seal it in a soft exterior cover that it would make the best pillow in the world !! O:)
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-2 347. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video If you are in a shell...

Who ever he works for, WILL be sending him to submit a Drug test after seeing this shit.. WOOooh !! LOL :O
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0 348. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Now this is cold

Look like it was foggy out too....LOL :O
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+1 349. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How to Cut a Glass Bottle

I am going to try this on flat glass as well.. be GREAT if it works on flat glass then custom chopped top vehicles will be less to build !! ;)
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+2 350. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Comparison of large beer vs. small beer

Cool Video....... Fuking scam artists cock sukers !! AND Fuk what ever comments are made, I drink Jack Daniels !! :D :D
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+1 351. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dolphins

They even join in a fuking circle when doing it... ha ha ha !! Send this shit to the president and lets get weed legal finally !! ;) ( we need a little smiley face with RED eyes !! LOL )
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+2 352. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Myna bird sounds just like a human

I would have that bird saying so much shit that it shouldn't...LOL :D
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-2 353. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Snowboarding appears to have turned insane

Buuurrrr.. Looks cold
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+1 354. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Puppy Prank

That is Priceless !! scared the shit out that one chick !!! HAHAHAHA :D
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+2 355. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dude rides bike over West 7th St bridge arches in Fort Worth

that was awesome !! Surfs up ! :D
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+1 356. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Why do women in games have such large breasts?

Boobs Boobs B OO BS BOOOOOBS 8-) :D
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+8 357. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Skyrim blacksmithing

LOL wife comes home and finds all her silverware turned into little swards and daggers !! LMAO :O
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+6 358. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I've always heard English is hard to learn.. But this?

Funny,.. cuz every time i drink 12 beers, i speak this language fluently !! :D
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-3 359. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The FN SCAR

Cool Video.. But why are people still obsessed with these little toy guns, when we have Cannons and Hand Held Rocket launchers to blow shit up with ?? Kinda makes all these little guns inferior !! :O
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+2 360. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ventriloquist picking up girls on the subway

Sometimes a guy just has to act like a real dummy to get a girls phone number !! :D
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+6 361. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Guy makes an experiment out of water, condom and his head

OMG these idiots are fuking hilarious !! here let me stick a rubber over your head and drown you with a garden hose !! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH :D :O
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+8 362. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video "Strange Addictions"!

Just when you think YOUR life is fuked up.. it takes a video like this to make you realize that your way more normal than thought !! WOW !! :S :O
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0 363. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Rope Swing Zipline - NFL Stadium

the days of taking a sunday drive for fun (( ARE OVER )) LOL... Party Time Yall !! :O :D
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+1 364. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Hoover Cat

Evey pussy loves to be sucked !! :D :P
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+2 365. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I so much love this cake (gummy cake)

Ive always wanted to know how to make jello.. :| he sure was proud of them colors !! :O queer cake..LOL
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+2 366. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Polar bear cub first steps at Toronto Zoo

He's thinking the same thing i am,... Boobies !! :D
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-2 367. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 3D printed salsa dancing tarantula

(( WHY )) someone please explain the fuking use of this ??
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+6 368. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dog imitating siren

Another Perfect example of why Dogs RULE and,... well... Fuk Cats !! ;)
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-1 369. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Secrets of the Living Dolls

Didn't what happen to Sodom and Gomorrah scare anyone ?? :S
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+3 370. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Moving food

UUuuummmm (( Waiter )) !! this shit is still fuking breathing !! I said medium rare, not sitting here fuking blinking at me !! :O
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+1 371. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Meet Thalente, The Homeless South African On His Way To Becoming A Pro Skateboarder

I think that this is very inspiring !! This kid just might inspire other homeless people to take there talents to new limits and make something for them selfs !! :)
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+2 372. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Rocket belt

To the moon Alice !! 8-)
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+5 373. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Misdirection - Insane football skills

If you play with balls all day long, this is what you get !!
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-8 374. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Commodore 64 Bass Guitar

I got an instrument that she can come play !! >:)
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+5 375. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video New Year 2014

Shit !! this is what a normal Monday night looks like here in Detroit Michigan !! LOL Except there not shooting into the air, there actually reenacting the civil war in Detroit !! :O :O
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+1 376. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Devil Baby Will Haunt New Yorkers' Dreams

OMG when he gives the cops the finger and is puking everywhere !! Priceless !! :O :D
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0 377. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I want my carrots

SMOKEY.. (( YOU BEEN SMOKIN MY SHIT ?? )) LMAO !!
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+2 378. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Slow Motion Explosions

I like the slow mo vids where someone gets slapped in the face... there head distorts like some terminator 2 shit..LMAO :x
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+6 379. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 6-Year-Old Girl Breakdancer

SHEEEEIIITT... (( YOU GOT SERVED )) SUKA !! :D
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+2 380. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Worst Sports Mess-ups of 2013

It said sports mess ups... shit, i thought we were about to watch a lions game !! LMAO
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+3 381. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video There's something different about this pizza delivery

You guys are right.. Been better if they would have used a normal vehicle. Did you see how most of the people were like " Hell yeah give me another one you Rich Muth Fuka " !! LMAO :O
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+1 382. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver (winter edition)

i would have turned that sum a bitch into turkey sandwiches !!
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+7 383. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video -40 Celsius weather with boiling water shot out of a water gun

Anyone tried just peeing straight up into the air ?? LOL :O
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+4 384. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Australian V8 Chainsaw

That is soooo bad ass !! :O :D
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+2 385. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Problem with Time & Timezones

I think its Miller Time !! and will someone please get this guy in the video fukin layed for fuk sake !! ;)
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-5 386. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video This man is smooth

Level C Because he is asian.. They can never Hit The Button like us Americans can !! LOL >:)
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+1 387. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video New Year Fireworks Fail Compilation

Yeah Yeah " Check it out Bevis.. (( FIRE )) >:) :D
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-1 388. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video AMAZING TRAIN SNOW PLOW - MONSTER coming through deep snow

I want a snowblower with a engine on it that will throw snow that fuking far.. that is just tits !! :O :O
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-1 389. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 6 rooms into 1: New York apartment packs 1100 square ft into 420

I dont know.. seems a lotta bit claustrophobic for me !! I like my space to sprawl out and throw shit when Detroit looses !! LOL :O :D :D
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+1 390. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video World First Frontflip Bikeflip

That took Ballz !! :O
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+1 391. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Super Hydrophobic Surface and Magnetic Liquid

Hey # 7... I know there is some of that " Never wet " on the market.. My ex wife used to use it on her panties !! :O >:)
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+2 392. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Noodling

I like how they all talk like shit !! :D LOL.. and i want some damn doritos now damn it !! :O
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0 393. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Just a little tip from your friendly Truck Driver

(( HONK HONK )) GET THE FUK OUTA MY WAY !!!!!! LMAO VERrrrrroooommmm....LOL :D :x
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0 394. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video What To Do When It's Really Cold Outside

When it gets this cold, i use the leaf blower to clean the snow.. works great.. !! And iam really tired of " Listening to the snow " I wanna listen to Hot Chicks in bikinis drinking beer in the sun.. Fuk all this snow !! :D ;) :D ;)
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-1 395. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video An Earth Harp being played at Burning Man

would be Kick Ass to see someone Rip out Van Halen's Eruption on this bad boy !! :D ;)
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+1 396. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Street Troller - The Best Of 2013

LMFAO !! that was some funny shit !! Love it when mom busts in like " FlUsH ThE FUKING tOiLeT iF yOu HaVe A sHiT " !! HAHAHAH (( Priceless )) :D
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+2 397. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Can a bodybuilder be a gymnast?

ppppffffffttt I have a hard time getting up to get another beer out of the fridge !! LOL :D :D
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+5 398. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Hackschooling makes me Happy

I think this is Fantastic !! I hated school,.. and for as long as i can remember, i have always wanted to be a Auto Mechanic, they never offered a Damn thing to help me be a mechanic and today i own a Successful Auto business !! AND I DROPPED OUT TO GO WORK ON RACE CARS !! This is Great for the Kids who know what they are and like !! ;)
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+6 399. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Speed-Riding: Denivelator

What a Rush !! and did you see how close he came to them Rocks.. LOL Fukin sweeet !! :O
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+2 400. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video One Year In Asia

Notice that you dont see any cats for pets over there...... :O ;) :D :D :D
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+1 401. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video I'm the chunky guy!!!

i dont get why the trash bags have to be white ??..... :| and if they were garbage men, there not anymore after getting paid for this commercial... ;)
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+4 402. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Drywall Ladder Climb

OK HUNNY.. go into the attic and put the Christmas lights away huh.. Your not going to like how i get up there damn it !! >:)
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+4 403. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Giant Snow Shark

be kewl to see half a snowman sticking out of its mouth !! he he he >:)
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+2 404. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A Helping Hand

#9 COME ON MAN.... A negative attitude will never make a difference bro.. It took someone who gave a shit, to change me and my bad ways, sometimes, it is just a random act of kindness that will make ONE person see the light !! Faith, Love and Hope is what makes up who we are !! Dont forget that we are all created equally. ;)
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+5 405. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Top 10 Craziest Stories from China in 2013

This just changed my Chinese take out dinner plans !! :S :O
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+4 406. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A Helping Hand

well.. this is simply excellent,.. this is what this generation needs to see on the internet these days,.. and as far as helping the homeless at the root cause,.. well... we have got to start somewhere, and i believe that this is exactly how its done !! Mad props to these guys !! <3 ;)
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+2 407. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Super Hydrophobic Surface and Magnetic Liquid

That was very kewl, Now i hope that GE will implement that technology into our clothing and produce a fiber that repels water and snow like that !! ;)
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+4 408. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The 1950's 5th wheel parking

I think the rear view cameras now have taken any chance of this catching on, Right out of the picture, But non the less it was a really kewl idea for those times !!
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+16 409. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Others make mistakes too

Need to play this video on a BIG ASS SIGN everywhere in Russia !!
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-4 410. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Inmate Dance

Those are not REALLY the inmates dancing.. NO WAY in jail especially prison are ANY of the inmates going to be allowed to have there shoe laces and NO WAY IN HELL are they going to get Belts for there pants... TRUST ME,.. these are dancers inside a prison dancing,.. not the inmates !! LOL
Even tho it was kewl !! ;)
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+2 411. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video On Building Sites They Light Cigarettes A little Differently

That wasn't a cigarette... ;)
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0 412. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Pi is Beautiful

Anyone else craving a big ass piece of Chocolate pie..?? I know i am !! LOL :D
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+4 413. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Man Loses Weight Eating McDonalds

This is my delima.. WHO the FUK goes to McDonald's to get a damn salad or just some fuking egg white samitches..??? I KNOW I go there for the frys and hamburgers !!!
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0 414. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Adaptive thermal camouflage for vehicle

The only ones i see getting any use out of this kinda technology are the fuking police !! I wonder if my radar detector will still pick them up through this stuff ?? :S ;)
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+1 415. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Aurora Borealis ( northern lights ) over Reykjavik,in Iceland

Really Beautiful, kinda reminds me of the high school dayz !! :D
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+10 416. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Impressive explosion caught by camera

He looked at his camera the same way that i look at boobs.. :O :D
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0 417. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Racers

Alot of great quotes, and a lot of great drivers,.. Absolutely amazing and inspiring !! :D
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+1 418. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video An intro to Star Citizen, an upcoming space sim

The guy that is narrating this video needs to stop and BREATH for a fuking second.. oooo my gosh.. he keeps rattling on and on with out a breath..LOL
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+1 419. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 11yr old kid challenges Steel Panther guitarist to a duel

DUDE !! That was FUKING AWESOME !! That kid is the SHEEEEEIT !! OMG.. He killed that intro solo !! :D :D
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0 420. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Street musician singing Zombie by The Cranberries

AS A DRUMMER.. I would love to have him sit in with our band and rock out.. He is Great !! :O :)
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+4 421. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Accident at a Russian steel plant

STEP INTO MY OFFICE !! ( why ?? ) CUZ YOUR FUKING FIRED !!!!! :O :O
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+2 422. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Vicious Skunk Attack

Awwww Cute little stinker.. Got to be a lot more fun than a fuking CAT !! :D
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+4 423. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Three-Dimensional Mid-Air Acoustic Manipulation

SO THAT'S HOW THEY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS !! LMAO.. this would be soooo kewl to play with after smoking a fat hooter !! ;)
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+2 424. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How to be a Hockey Player

COME ON REFF... I am not as think as you drunk i am !! LOL :P :D
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+1 425. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Best News Bloopers of 2013

Hilarious !! Ill be laughing all day thinking about this video.. great one !! :D
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+3 426. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dropped into a turbine engine

Oooo the sweet sound of Failure !! LOL
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0 427. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video New and imaginative way of navigating terrain from NASA

could be a great spy tool, make it look like a tumble weed or a bunch of leaves.. no one would notice that blowing down the road.. ;)
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+16 428. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Forced perspective with a moving camera

Whatever it is that they did.. it made one of the best movies of all time !! :)
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+3 429. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Crevasse - Making of 3D Street Art

LOL.. someone will slam on there brakes and cause an accident.. :O
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+4 430. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Whether you like soccer/football or not, this is pretty incredible

HE SAVED THE DAY BETTY !! HE SAVED THE DAY !! :O :O :O
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+2 431. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Vending machines and toilets in Japan

Video is informal but the guy speaking in the background is a Douche !!
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0 432. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Drugs at Work 2: Chirstmas

HAHAHAH OMG being sober is so fuking boring.. :D :D
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0 433. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video EM table

Yeah i agree, nothing new.. Lets see him stick the light bulb in his mouth and sit on that shit and light it up !! lol :O :D
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+1 434. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video USCGC Escanaba Fall 2013 D7 Patrol

Shipping and Handling charges apply ;)
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+2 435. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Turbine Engines : A Closer Look

this is most excellent !! now i am going to watch one of these bad boys fire up and run !! ;)
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0 436. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video This is how they serve ice cream in Turkey

what ever.. its funny and shit but that's not enuf ice cream to even taste it, shit i eat a fukin bowl of ice cream when i get the craving, :D
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+1 437. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Three Man Making A Realistic Horse

#1.. i think this demonstration proves that 1 horse power is = to 3 man power.. making my mustang 600 man power... that sounds much larger !! LOL ;) :P
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+1 438. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Sculptures that will completely blow your mind

Very Kewl !! this should be the next level of art :O
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+2 439. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Lewis and Sir Stirling Moss meet at Silverstone

That is some epic shit right there,..Crazy how time has changed things,.. Kewl Video !!
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+3 440. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video HPI Racing's Ken Block Micro Gymkhana

i thought this video was excellent until the end, then it became a Super Fuking Bad Ass Video.. Very well put together !! and most excellent ending !! :D :D :D
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+3 441. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Furry pile of nope!

OMG.. i fuking hate spiders, and now it feels like i got shit crawling on me.. Damn it !! :|
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+3 442. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Train Derailment and Crash Sparks Huge Fire, Code Red Issued

What a tragic event !! someone is in a lot of trouble for this shit !! :O
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+3 443. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video This is how you road rage

Not here in Detroit.. he would have fuking holes is his ride by now..lol.. the secretary of state should force Michigan drivers to watch this video before getting a damn license !!
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+2 444. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Just a cat being an as*hole

Just go get a dog and all that bullshit will be settled !! LOL >:)
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+3 445. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Loca, the Pug that cannot run

I love animals too but this video had me fecking laughing my ass off.. ( voice was fecking annoying tho ) ;)
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+1 446. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Funny Japanese Elevator Prank

I agree with #4, i dont think that its that funny and it sure would not be if it was me.. i would be pissed about my clothes and getting that shit all over my car seat to go home and change.. :S
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+10 447. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The world's largest single firework

That was Bad Ass !! I love fireworks !! and i want one of them Giant ass mortars.. lol :O
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+1 448. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 2013 Slow Mo Special: Happy Holidays from the Motor Trend Channel

Nothing better than taking a beautiful vehicle and driving the hell out of it !! ;) :D
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+5 449. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Canadians don't mess around when it comes to snow removal

Canada is bad ass.. they gotta get the road clear A... or else how the hell are they going to get to the hockey game !! Go Canada !! A ;)
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-1 450. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video NASA Hyperwall 2 Demo

#1 LOL.. i know right.. fukin virgins.. i mean at least plug the new PS4 into that shit and lets go kill some zombies !! ;)
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+1 451. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 136 mph Rally Car Jump

thats not a rally car, its just me on my way to the beer store just before they close !! LMAO :x
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+1 452. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Portuguese Manowar

One creatures poison is anothers food... They must be us government fish !!!
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+6 453. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Safety car Fails

Saftey first,.. steeling the pace car second..LMAO :O :D
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0 454. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Craziest Downhill Bike Course EVER

that is fuking sweet !! just hate to be the camel that has to take them all the way back up to the top !! LOL :D
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0 455. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Extreme downhill trail

holy sheeeeeeeit.. i would be afraid of forgetting the trail and making a wrong turn....... :O
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+5 456. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Scooter kid does a flair on flat ground

A fukin mazing !! i wanna see all the practice shots of him Trying this before succession !! ;)
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-4 457. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video An Ordinary Day

Yeah an ordinary day at Snotr with no video ?? WTF :(
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+1 458. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Penn & Teller show how easy it is to scam someone out of $10

nice way to DEBO someone out of there money..lol..
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+1 459. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Wind strength

Wow that blows...lol
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+7 460. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Paralysed Rats Made To Walk Again

I think this is fantastic !! Especially for all those poor people who are injured in accidents that were not there fault, Like drunk drivers and such..
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+3 461. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Why marijuana is illegal...

I think this video is great.. Weed is good for sooo many things, the only reason its not legal is because of the money the government is making off it being illegal !! those bastards.. the world would be a much happier place if we would legalize it !! ;)
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+6 462. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dog jumps in after the dolphins

Silly pooch.. that shit looked cold too...lmao
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+12 463. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Why You Shouldn't Watch Porn In The Same Room As Your Parrot!

he is going to need to wash his hand FOR SURE !! :O
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+4 464. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ice Falls Off Roof of Great Wolf Lodge

looked like my stupid ass printer when it has its ink tantrums and barfs blank paper at me !! :S
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-7 465. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Elephant training abuse

If i ever meet someone from Thailand.. i am going to kick the shit out of em... :x
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+11 466. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Chicago's Magical Piano

I love it, Especially when the guy gets pissed !! " WiLl YoU ShUt ThE FuCk Up " hahahaah Priceless !! :D
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+5 467. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Paraplegic throws first ever sit ski backflip

What an Awesome Driven individual !! This should prove to be an inspiration to us all !!
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0 468. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Real Walter White

So this is a Really long ass video glorifying some ass hole who ruined peoples lives with dope !! COME ON SNOTR What the FUCK !!
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-3 469. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Policeman playing on a street piano in Prague

Its a pig on a piano !! :)
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+9 470. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How to Fix Christmas Lights Fast and Easy

I dont believe it... BUT I do believe he needs some damn tweezers !! :O
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+2 471. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Van Driver Learns Lesson The Hard Way

WOW that Blows !! :P
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-1 472. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 5 Minutes Of What The Media Actually Does To Women

i like a good oll thick bitch... all you skinny bitches make me nervous to even sneeze around... mite blow the fuk away !!
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0 473. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Smartphones and Sustainability

To all you who Thumbs me down... Dont be mad at me because you over payed for your Glorious Apple Pile of Shit..LMAO
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+3 474. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bike Parkour Streets of San Francisco

Mad Respect for these guys,.. Always wanted to ride a bike like that !! Bad Ass ! ;)
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+4 475. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Extreme Barbie Jeep racing

Shit its got 4 wheels... lets go drink 30 beers and ride the sum a bitch.. yeeeeeeee hawllllllll..lmao :x
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+18 476. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A homeless dog living in a trash pile gets rescued, and then does something amazing!

I gotta quit cuttin up onions while watching Videos.... :'( And iam donating as we speak !! ;)
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+4 477. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Russian Crane Fail

the two kids filming this making fun of those guys before they fuk up !! LOL :O :D
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-2 478. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Smartphones and Sustainability

Why are they called Smart Phones ? And Apple are the worst !! Overpriced piles of shit :|
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+7 479. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video ATV rolls 5 times

Polaris 900 ATV now on Craigslist for parts, Hot Chick in the passenger seat, now on Local Dating site Looking for a New boyfriend !!
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+7 480. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video CCTV of trip ups on escalators in railway stations

People gotta stop hanging at the Bar inside this railway station !! LOL :x
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+6 481. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A talking boat

OGM that is funny shit !! :D
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0 482. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!

Marshal arts always looks cool... that is until someone pulls out a Gun and everyone and realizes how much simpler it is to carry a pistol then to take these classes...lol ;)
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0 483. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Not very smart

What a Dip Shit !! :x
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+3 484. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The day Barney the dinosaur was killed

all the years of listening to his stupid ass songs on tv just made this video epic shit... Big purple stain in the street at the end..LOL
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+1 485. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video English motorcyclist almost runs over a pedestrian

What a silly Dick Head !!! LMAO
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+1 486. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Geese tsunami

I think HOLY SHIT is a better description of what just happened here !! LOL 8-)
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0 487. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ultimate Politicians Fails Compilation

Politicians are as useless as an asshole on your elbow !! This is just hard evidence !! :O
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+4 488. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Volcano expedition

Very Cool Video.... WAIT.. i guess cool is not the word iam looking for here...?? ;)
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-13 489. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Arena Active Protection Armour in Slow Motion

Great Video, Would have been even better if it was in Fuking English !! :O
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+2 490. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Kitten bullies a tiny puppy

This is why Dogs EAT Cats.. :x
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+3 491. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video DayDream

All this time watching, money spent to make that disco shit and she still has her clothes on ??? FAIL !!! LOL
:P
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+1 492. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Magic For Kids

This guy is EVERY PARENTS WET DREAM !! LOL :O :P
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+6 493. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Shredding Computer Parts

Ive seen a few famous people put there careers through this machine.... :O
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+2 494. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fail Compilation November 2013 by TNL

OMG when he throws the bread pan down and scares the other guy !! LMAO.. that had me in stitches !!! :D
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+4 495. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Strokkur geyser in Iceland

Earths Orgasm !! :O
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+1 496. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Victorian Era footage

Beautiful Music !! Crazy to think that EVERYONE in the video is dead !!! Tons and Tons of people and not on of THEM is alive right now !! that made this kinda creepy to watch !! :S
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-2 497. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video 2 Planes Collide In Wisconsin, Skydivers Survive Scary Crash

I hate flying, even with a parachute i still hate it !! THIS EXACT REASON TOO !!! :S 8-)
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-2 498. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video What ever happened to this guy and his invention ?

Next Video on Snotr... the assassination of the guy who invented the HHO H2o torch and water driven car !! :O
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+2 499. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video EyePhone

Should be called the Owe phone !!
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+3 500. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Terrible Infomercials

My Girlfriend calls me her little Tiddy Bear !! hahahaha ;)
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0 501. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Young woman makes Chinese violin whinny like a horse

She can come play my wooden instruments any damn day... Sheeeeit !! ;)
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+5 502. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bicycle tricks from the 1950s

That is bad ass.. the O G of stunt riding !! :x
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+4 503. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Fox hunting under snow in an incredible way

That shit looks cold... burrrrrrr :O
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+4 504. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Your brain on cocaine-crack

Iam Rick James Bitch, Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug... :x
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+4 505. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Balance Artist in Dubai

I would like to see him try and balance my cholesterol !! LOL :O
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+1 506. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado

Holy Shit ;) What a fuking Nighmare..
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+3 507. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Motorcycle drives 300km/h on Autobahn, gets passed by Audi RS6

I love m Audi Turbo A4 !! .. i will never buy anything but Quality German Automobiles ;)
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+2 508. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video SOFLES — LIMITLESS

Mad Skillz, I think that it all looks soooo much better then just boring oll bricks.. i would pay them to do up my office walls !! adds color and character !! ;)
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0 509. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video God Of Second Chances

Now THIS is what iam talking about.. ;) GOD should be our #1 priority in life and all good things will come to us... God Bless who ever submitted this video to be posted, and thanks for actually posting something that's worth the time to watch !! Praise God !! Hallelujah !
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+1 510. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How big a truck blind spot really is

#9 and yeah i get that, but the only danger really is if your just sitting there and the truck is going to make a turn in one direction or another !! I would generally notice the blinkers on the truck and not sit there !! LOL... and #12 yeah i get that too, but here in MI we don't have cyclists in traffic lanes, bikers use the sidewalks or at least stay to the far side of the lanes where its SAFE !! and again if I were on a bicycle i would be looking for BLINKERS before sitting next to a BIG ASS truck for any length of time especially in traffic !! ;)
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+6 511. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Chucky Prank

nice tits on the chick near the end around 4:00 and nice ass WOW!! :D
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+7 512. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Beer Pong Trick shots

Beer + youth = this stupid fuking video !! :O
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-13 513. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton - BBC Programme "That's Life" aired in 1988

That room has to smell like cream cheese and mothballs....geeeesh... >:)
yeah i know... go ahead and thumbs me down.. you know thats funny shit tho !! just to many sappy comments already...hehehe
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+17 514. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video iDiots

this is scary but so damn true...lol
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0 515. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Leidenfrost Effect

The Power or Water is ever amazing !! :)
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+1 516. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Working with augmented reality via smart glasses

magnificent idea..until humans start having bar codes :S
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0 517. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Drive Thru Skeleton Driver Prank

proof that this kind of food tears up your guts !! LOL :O
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+1 518. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Horse tries to play with a cameraman

That was the cutest damn thing i have seen in a while... Made my day !! lmao... horsing around hahahaha ;)
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0 519. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Skateboards Covered in Chalk: Slo-mo Trickery

very Kewl and Artistic... nice to see kids doing something other than drugs and video games !!
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+1 520. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big

This video is a perfect Reminder that its Great being a MAN !! :O
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0 521. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dodgy electrical wiring, or modern day genius!?

this was an episode of MTV's Cribs, that was the lead engineers house who invented the Chevy Volt !! >:)
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+3 522. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How to handle a road rage confrontation

When the cops show up, and take the Idiot to jail, he will have his chance to release that energy running from bubba and his friends in the County Jail !!
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0 523. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Building a rocking chair without power tools

Got Wood ??
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-1 524. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Carrot Crazy

Bravo !! did not expect that ending.. kinda has a Quentin Tarantino feel to it.. LOL >:)
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0 525. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Nuclear reactor starting up

o wow look a big expensive black light !!
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0 526. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch

Fukin sweet !! ;)
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+2 527. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Perfectly synchronized gears on high-speed servos

Cant wait for this technology to be implemented into our piles of shit automatic transmissions !!
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-1 528. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Micro Apartment

He decided not to come out of the closet, he just built it into a fuking apartment !! :O
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+3 529. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How to survive a Lightning Strike

Well that makes no sense ?? I thought all MY vital organs WERE between my legs.. shit !! :O
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+1 530. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Alan Watts - What is Wrong With Our Culture

I felt mildly guilty while watching this from my computer ?? LOL
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0 531. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video What a Ride

This makes me wanna go get a rental car and practice for the race..lol.. >:)
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+4 532. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video close call...

good thing SHES not driving !! :S
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0 533. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Mind-blowing freestyle soccer tricks

Bravo to this kid for using his talents... just wish the guy in the background knew more than one fuking cord on that bamboo banjo hes playin...geesh :O
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+4 534. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video How big a truck blind spot really is

who sits in the blind spot of a truck that size anyfukin way... you have to have a death wish if you do ??
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+2 535. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Acrobatic Dog

poor dog didn't get a treat after all that ?? :(
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+2 536. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia...

moooooove.... Broken glass and milk all over the place...lol :P
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+2 537. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Never trust a Tiger!

I wanna see him act all tough with that tiger WITHOUT the damn glass... see whos a Boss then !! :O
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+5 538. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video American Fotoplayer explained

i would like to see one of these in a theater and watch the guy play along with an old movie. that would be interesting !!
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+7 539. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video David Blaine - Real or magic

i wanna see him eat 12 apples and shit out a fruit salad... then ill be impressed !! :P
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-1 540. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Its REALLY an Alien !

Definitely a Male whatever it is !!
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-6 541. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Dominoes Chain Reaction

ill bet with a little peanut butter in between he would have eaten the damn domino's..
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+5 542. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Tree nearly crushes woman

aaaahhhh she had an umbrella, she would have been fine !! LOL
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0 543. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Airbus A380-800

you know your the coolest kid on the block when you can wip out a remote controlled toy fucking air bus !!! 8-)
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+2 544. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Skyhook

The government fell for this invention Hook Line and Sinker !! LOL #2... baaaaaaah
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+2 545. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Scary Cliff side Road

i wouldnt ride a Bike on that skinny ass shit ... :O
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0 546. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video CARGO

What the fuk did i just watch ?????????? :S
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+5 547. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Alcohol Commercial Suddenly Turns Anti Drinking

#3 took the words right out of my mouth... Cheers !! :D
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+4 548. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Poor Timo

omg that made my day !! LMFAO
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-3 549. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video This robot is changing how we cure diseases

Very Clever and brilliant, to bad Obama care will find a way to fuck it all up later !!
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+3 550. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Sleeping On Strangers On The Subway

this hits home for me.. i feel loved when someone is comfortable enuf to rest there head on my shoulder.. kewl video !! <3
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+1 551. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video This engine sounds so sexy

Thanks for blowing my fuking speakers !! :S
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0 552. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Van Damme is still Cool, apparently.

would be a Real big bummer if a bird decided to fly about mirror high between the two trucks..LOL :O
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+7 553. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ending Overfishing

Something is fishy about all of this ;)
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+9 554. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Magpie playing with a dog

I tawt i taw a puppy dowg... ;)
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+1 555. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Concrete Snowboarding

Dude got skillz !! ;)
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+1 556. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video American Fotoplayer

and woman say they can do two things and once and men cant... well take that you bitches !! ;)
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+7 557. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Red Bull Straight Rhythm

i miss the 2 stroke days.. :'( the 4 stroke bikes sound like a drunk nite after Taco bell...lol :O
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+10 558. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Massive Unidentified Creature

looks like my ex wifes ass !! :O
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+6 559. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Future organ donor POV

another urban casualty !! an asshole on two wheels !! :S
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+2 560. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Rollerblader

Free spirit on wheels !! i love bladein street style.. Good for him :)
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-3 561. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Waiter with a funny talent

he must have went down on my ex wife too.. hot hot dog dog down down a a hall hall way way !!! :O
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+3 562. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Gas Cylinder Truck Crash in Russia

only time you will see people on the freeway NOT holding up fuking traffic to see whats going on...LOL..even the cop was like fuk this shit..hahaha :O
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0 563. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Cracked Chiropractor Commercial

Dr. Copafeel !! >:)
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+1 564. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Golf Ball head shot

That guy just went home and torched every golf club and ball he owns..!! LMAO
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+1 565. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ray's Sunshine

( wiping my eyes ) excellent !! :'( ;)
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0 566. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Base Jumping - Falling with Style!

Balls to the wall bad ass !! ;)
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0 567. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The Swear Jar

Beer makes everything so much more interesting and entertaining...LMAO :D
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+1 568. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Carpark

HA HA HA thats so some shit i would do... :P
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-1 569. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Google and NASA's Quantum Artificial Intelligence Lab

First question i have is when will snotr upgrade there slow ass fuking servers ??
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+1 570. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Caltrans testing Barrier-Transfer Machines on I-15

why not just add one more fucking lane to either side and then move them once, giving 4 lanes permanently to each side and keep the big ass shit truck out of peoples way when trying to drive ??? :O
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+3 571. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Near miss

another pair of underpants going directly in the garbage :O
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+2 572. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Performance by Ukranian Gymnasts

its like visual viagra !! >:)
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+2 573. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Nunchaku Freestyle

dub step and glowstick superstar !! :O
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+22 574. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Mouse does not know what it means to surrender

perfect example of persistence !! never give up !! even when a rodent is your roll model !! LOL ;)
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0 575. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Lucky Ukrainian Has Close Call

There is definitely shit in his pants :O
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0 576. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Guy skateboards down an abandoned bob sled course

That was bad ass and hard fukin core !!
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+6 577. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Romanian drummer Cornel Hrisca

rock and fukin roll !! :)
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+1 578. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Ueli Steck speed solo Eiger record

2:30 reminds me of the game on the price is right where the little dude is climbing the mountain..LOL
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+1 579. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Rock Fall

Today's forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of rain and rocks falling on your fucking head !! 8-)
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+1 580. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Bicycle powered tree house elevator.

good invention for all the piles of shit bikes just layin around !!
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-5 581. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video The CEO of Volvo Trucks being awesome

would have been funny to see him fall in the water... :O
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-1 582. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Billie Jean Cover

hes a slave to the beats.. see the chain on his feet.. ;)
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-8 583. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Crab Eating Frozen Gas

Eat shit bubbles and die you crab ass...lol
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+20 584. jackDjohnson commented 9 years ago on video Megavalanche start

holy shit is right.. poor guy is going to be shitting snow balls for a month :S
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+2 585. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Sea lion climbs on a boat and gets comfortable

that was the coolest video i have ever seen !! awwwwwwww :O :D :D
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0 586. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Intelligent headlight technology

thats fukin bad ass
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-3 587. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video 85 Seconds

waste of fukin time :S :S
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-8 588. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Self-Recognition in Apes

should fill the white house with mirrors, maybe the president would recognize how bad he is as president !! stupid monkey !! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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-3 590. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Floating water bridge trick

not water its two jars of snot.. :O
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0 591. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Laughing Tram Man

they say that laughter actually is healing for the body and soul, and that the more you really laugh the longer you will live.. :D
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+5 592. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Awe

AWE.. Its Over.. >:)
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0 593. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Next Generation Transition(R) Unveiled

all i need now is some black paint and a bat suit !! IAM BATMAN !! 8-) :O
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+1 594. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Paraplegic Mum Goes Duct-Taped Surfing

Would Never have believed it if i hadn't just seen it !!! WOW ::(|)
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+5 595. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Amazing avalanche in Austria

This is Canadian Porn :O
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+8 596. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Two guys make homeless people smile

This is what our News stations should be broadcasting, not all the Garbage in the world.. :)
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+5 597. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Surprise!

Party Crashers !! :O
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-4 598. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Flatground bike skills

Dudez got sum sick skillz !! hes like the Autistic version of Paperboy !! >:)
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+3 599. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Underground in Downtown during the Tornadoes

ITS ALIVE !! :O
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+1 600. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video What happens when you collapse an underwater bubble with a soundwave

So does this mean that i shouldn't scream and fart in the pool any more.. Might fuse my ass cheeks together ?? :O :S
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+7 601. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Should You Use The SNOOZE Button?

I dont know about the alarm clock... But i sure love to Hit That Button First thing in the morning !! >:)
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+1 602. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Lucky ones

My HOLY SHIT Meter is shorting out !! (( WOW )) :O :O
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+1 603. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Spray on Clothing

Spray me some Green $100 dollar bills yo.. Now that i would invest in as far as fabric !! >:) >:)
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0 604. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video PhysX - Real-Time Fluid Physics Demo

Great.. Now i have to piss and for some reason i really want to shoot the fish tank !! :O
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0 605. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video POV Footage Of Climber Rescued on Cascade Mountain in Banff National Park

Yeah God Bless those guys for risking there lives to save home boy !! Most Excellent !! :O :D
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0 606. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Highest EVER base Jump

You gotta be Nuttier then Squirl shit to do this !! WOW remember when your parents asked you if johnny jumped off a cliff would you do it ?? I guess this guy said YUP !! LOL 8-) 8-)
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0 607. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Guy Installs Shower to Stop People Peeing In His Alley

Better to be pissed off then pissed on !! sick ass fukin slobs, Go use a bathroom like the rest of us Humans !! Should be a indecent exposure charge on all them fat ass fuks
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-10 608. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Homemade "Lightsaber"

Love to have one of these while stuck in traffic.... Ride my ass and ill melt your fucking engine block...ha ha ha :D
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+4 609. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Falling crane tears row of balconies off apartment block in Russia

Don't speak Russian but.. In English its...YOUR FIRED !!!
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+4 610. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Kenyan High Jump

Cops are NEVER catching this guy !! :O :D
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+4 611. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Why is everyone pulling their parachu....SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Another Disguised episode of a Man shitting his pants !! :O
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+3 612. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Chinese Farmer Builds His Own Bionic Arms

Congratulations !! Lets give him a Hand !! >:)
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+14 613. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Rollerblader reaches amazing speeds in underground tunnel

That was fast as hell,..but its going to take a week to get back to the top :O
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+6 614. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video What happens when you don't pay your employees

There now your Flatt Broke too... :O :O
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+4 615. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Quadrocopter Car

the first flying car... and i lived to see it !! SWEEEEEET.. Now i just need to program the fridge door to open by itself and one of these to fly and get me beer,.. Life is GOOD !! 8-) :D
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+1 616. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Racing and drifting

Looks like me pullin into the beer store at 1:55am.. >:) >:)
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0 617. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Huge Hockey Trip Flip

(( LETS GO RED WINGS )) DETROIT IN THE HOUSE !!! :D :D
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-1 618. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Chinese 30 story building in 15 days

15 days for the Chinese to Build it.... 15 seconds for the Taliban to park out front and blow it the fuck up !! :O
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0 619. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Richard Hammond struck by lightning

1.21 Jiggawatts and the Flux capasitor is still working !!
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0 620. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hungry hamster

Animal eating Animal Crackers...HA HA HA >:)
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+1 621. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Yoga

Good Boy !!! Making Daddy PROUD !! :*
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+3 622. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Manu Delago Hang solo

Man.. i used to play that same tune on my school desk and all it got me was a trip to the Hall Way !!! :O
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+35 623. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video 49 quadrocopter in outdoor-formation-flight

Every Redneck within 20 miles just called in UFO sightings.. Guaranteed.. :O :O
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+1 624. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Sky Screamer

Holy shit that looks like a Rush !! The small damn chains would make it all the more nerve racking and probably a lot more exciting !! 8-) 8-)
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-2 625. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Sounds from space

DAMN.. aint no Raves or Party's Happening out in that empty shit... Bummer !! Aint no party like a Detroit Party BABY :D >:) :*
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0 626. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Michio Kaku: What Is Deja Vu?

I would love to experience deja vu but i cant remember what it is...My memory is Great.. just kinda short !! :P :O
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+4 627. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Old man skateboard tricks

My Gosh..Dude is Bad Ass.. i Hope when iam his age that i can still ride my motorcycle, let alone kickflip 360 a damn wheelie board.. that was awesome !!! :O :D
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+4 628. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Ping Pong Trick Shots

these guys,... a college party..... and some beer pong... Getting EVERYONE TOASTED !!! I can never remember who wins every time I play... :O >:)
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-2 629. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Railroad bridge collapsing like dominos in Texas fire

Yeah Yeah FIRE FIRE !!!!
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-6 630. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Procrastination

What the Fuck did i just watch ??? Pissssshhh
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+13 631. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Why the whole banking system is a scam - Godfrey Bloom

Bout time someone grew up and started telling the TRUTH !!! I hate Politics !! :S
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+6 632. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Internet Archive

This video is Dork porn !! :S
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-12 633. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video I'm the alpha monkey

Ill bet he spanks his monkey !!! >:) >:) >:) >:)
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0 635. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The best Voicemail ever

that was great.. i am not sure what was better, the guy laughin or the guy getting beat up...LOL :D
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+3 636. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Car Goes Flying 20ft In The Air

was that the griswolds ??
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0 637. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Some of the strangest sea creatures

Iam higher on the food chain.. Get In My Belly !!! :D :P
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-6 638. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Man card revoked (Skydive)

His socks are full of piss.. For sure.. Nice pink glasses sissy ass !! bwaahahahah
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0 639. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Car attempts to overtake in the rain

Good that's what he gets, fuckin numb skull... :x
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-3 640. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Japanese Pommel Horse Routine

Sorry about the face between your legs... must be weird to have a talking dik with teeth !!!
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+1 641. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Spinning Chocolate Joy

that made me go raid the fridge and eat all the damn chocolate ice cream !!! :O :D
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+1 642. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Guy with cerebral palsy can't talk, can barely walk or move his arms...

God Bless him... This is a real American Hero :D
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+1 643. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Angry cobra-cat

thats one evil puss >:)
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0 644. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Modified BMX

Not technically a bike now ?? this would be called a 3 wheeler....?? LOL :D
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+1 645. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Elbow sliding super slow motion

That bike is dope..and the rider is nuts, good thing tho if he were to biff it, hes already layin on the ground so it would be an easy slide.. Awesome to see in slow mo !! :O :D
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-2 646. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video One of those days

That was bad ass...now that's living to the fullest !!
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0 647. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Basejumper's parachute fails

his purpose is not up yet.. He better thank his Guardian Angel for that one !! :O O:)
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+2 648. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Material Science

O Shit.. Did hell freeze over.. >:)
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-1 649. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Massive recoil

That will blow his turbin back !! :O :O
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+3 650. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The face of pure terror

Not sure witch one was the Bigger Chicken !! :D
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-8 651. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Dragonfly Wings in Slow Motion

Glory to God for bring the ultimate Engineer of such Kewl creations !! O:)
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+1 652. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How $50 tablets are made in China

Nope.. not me,.. Couldn't do it... to repetitive.. next time i am laying under a car and get a chunk of shit in my eye, ill think of these people and be glad its there.. :P :S
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-2 653. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video What a voice!

Really good to see kids taking to Music and Guns and Drugs.. Bravo lil man !! :D
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+4 654. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Will & Jaden Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff and Alfonso Ribeiro Rap!

I love Will Smith, what a joyful inspiration !! :D
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+26 655. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Speed Kills

That's bad ass.. Someone needs to strap a go-pro on one of these turbo kitty's.. :D
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+1 656. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video T cell of the immune system attacking a cancer cell

#11...ha ha ha.. looks like the cellular war we just watched has spread to the comments !! :D
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-9 657. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Mesmerizing Chinese crepe vendor

And did anyone notice the stick that he is smearing the food with.. what year did he last wash that... Yuuuuuck, looks like mold on the end of it !! :O :S :S
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+1 658. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video GoPro Rock Climbing Fall

what goes up must come down...scary shit there
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+2 659. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video New world record

Looks like a blast !! 8-) 8-)
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+2 660. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Trampoline Fails

Hot chicks on trampolines Rule !! >:)
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+9 661. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video World's Roundest Object!

Don't worry Paris, if you loose your kilogram, Mexico has tons of shit that weighs exactly a Kilo >:)
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+9 662. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Weird "Talent"

Hello miss Flexable,... Just my type !! >:)
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+7 663. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Chemistry Teacher Experiment Goes Hilariously Wrong

Class Dismissed !! :D :D
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0 664. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Special BMX Back flip.

Wonder how many times he stuffed his nuts in his nose trying to perfect that... Awesome flip tho !! 8-)
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0 665. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Heineken commercial

MMmMMMmmmmm BEEEEEERRRRR !!!! 8-)
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-1 666. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Dynamic Sculpture at BMW Museum

i see the Germans have found a way to play with there balls in public, >:)
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0 667. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Paragliding vs Eagle

that was nuts.. but i had to laugh when he was on the gound spitting, probily mouth full of tree shit.. LOL.. just glad everyone was OK. 8-) :x
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0 668. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cheap Shot Car Race

#14,, hell yeah MetallicA !! Now about the Video.. Well... Rubbin is racing !! if i was the black truck that shit would have turned into a demolition derby tho !! :O :x
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0 669. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Richter Scales: Here Comes Another Bubble

#1..LMAO... they did a good job, made me laugh, but i think some Beer bubbles are in order !! >:)
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0 670. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video GIF sound the video

Ill stil be laughing tomorrow... Good shit !! :D :D
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0 671. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video GIF with sound

Bouncin bouncin bouncin !! LMFAO !!! :D :D :D
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0 672. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video GIFS With Sound Part 2

Absolutely fuckin hilarious !! :D :D
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+3 673. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video You want a lightshow ?

(( Rollin )) to the brake of dawn.. Basement Jax, spinnin trax, all nite long,... Oakenfold, Tiesto.. beats that i can dance to... Colored lite shows that my mind will romance to !! 8-)
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-1 674. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Playing guitar

Wheres the rest of the band ?? all those people and not one can bring some drums or a bass...?? >:)
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0 675. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Reverse graffiti hits the streets of Riga

Please share this idea with Detroit.. ;)
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0 676. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Coca-Cola Happiness

Of course the fat one wants to hug the damn machine..LOL.. :D :P
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+1 677. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Painful trick

Dumb ass !! :O :O
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0 678. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Umbro - Dog

That would have been 10X better if it was a cat...LOL >:)
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0 679. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Chester The Dog

that was epic.. :)
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0 680. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Things that didn't succeed

HA HA I had to watch this one twice... AWESOME and perfect choice in music !! :O :D :D
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+1 681. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How to unlock handcuffs

Ill remember that next time iam in Jail ... >:)
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+1 682. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Speed Comparison GT vs. F1

Yeah i pick the right lane.. " I do 90 on the freeway, so if you do the speed limit, stay the fuck up outa my way " :D 8-)
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-1 683. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The cat funny talks with birds

i thought for sure his ass was going to fall out the window..he he.. >:) Booo.. REAAAOOOWwwwwww....lol
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+1 684. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Col. Chris Hadfield on the effects of weightlessness

To the Moon Alice !! :D
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-2 685. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Russian soldier has a bullet stuck in his forehead

W.T.F are they feeding these people, Kevlar sandwiches with carbon soda... No big deal, just a fucking bullet in my head !! :O :O
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0 686. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Mantidfly - Praying mantis with wings and looks like a Wasp.

Cool little dude..Eats like a damn pig, fuking fly nuts and legs all over the damn place...Geeshh
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0 687. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Spillway

Its sucking my will to live !!!
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-1 688. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing

Good or bad... It sure got a shit load of comments !!! >:)
But it sucked either way !!
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0 689. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Best Cry Ever

what the fuck did i just watch ???? :'( :'( :S :S
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0 690. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Drunk man near miss with a train

Haah.. Drunk and never seen it... (and if it would have hit him).. Drunk and didn't feel it...Either way i guess its just good to be Drunk !! >:)
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-1 691. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The invention of the wheel

What came first, the chicken or the egg...Neither. Hookers were first !! hahahahahaha >:) >:)
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+1 692. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How to make a beer room

Great Video... now stop shaking up all the damn beer :D
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+1 693. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Def Leppard

As a drummer, I am seriously impressed !! WOW,... Most musicians these days struggle to play one damn instrument correctly, she just played a 3 in 1 and with Insane accuracy !! Bravo !! :D :D
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+1 694. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video I can't believe it's not cocaine!

#15..You obviously have not been to Detroit lately have you..LOL :O :D
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0 695. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Close call

Thats one of them days, you Wish you wore a diaper !!! :O :O
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0 696. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How to stop a dump truck

Ooooooffffff... Ill be he spilled his beer !! >:)
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0 697. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How Not to drown your truck

now that's one mud boggin mutafucker !! GET - ER - DUN !!! :O :D
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+1 698. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Surfing the biggest waves in the World

Totally Gnarly hang time dudes.. Surfs Up !! 8-)
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0 699. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Giraffes Fight To The Death - Kalahari desert

Daaaaammmmmnnnnn... " YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT " :O :O
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0 700. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Iron Palm Brick Breaking Spree

Ummmmm... did someone not tell him that the hammer was invented a while back ?? I would say hes a few bricks short of a full load but he broke them all !! :S
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0 701. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Womens bathroom fart prank

ha ha ha ha this humor will be a good laugh even when i am really old !!! :D
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+1 702. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review

After watching this I feel better,.. inspiring !!
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0 703. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Mac-daddy of all garbage trucks

Exactly where them Grand Am piles of shit should go, Right in the fuckn garbage !! scrappers are going to be hatein this damn truck,
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-1 704. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Locomotive breath ...

Nice Trains,... Cool Video,.. Thanks for blowing my fuking speakers !! :O :O
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+1 705. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video 2 guys go through a labor simulation

Labor pains will NEVER exceed living with a pregnant woman for 9mts.. pisssshh...
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-3 706. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video This must be from the Netherlands...

Man the cops here in Michigan would have a feild day with us for this... A breerilliant idea tho.. :D
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+3 707. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Ring of Fire May 10 2013 Annular Solar Eclipse

Great Balls of Fire !! :D
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-1 708. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Oklahoma Tornado Birth

(( WOW )) Holy shit that guys got hudge fuking balls being that close..AWESOME FOOTAGE,. :O God Bless all those who were injured or killed !!
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+4 709. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Dubai Time-lapse - Random POVs

Boy.. they take there sand castles seriously over there...Geeeeeshh Beautiful place tho !!
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+5 710. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Flood washes away a bridge

Yeah the fishing trip was Great.. I caught a Bridge !! :D
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+10 711. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Romanian drummer with no hands

Damn.. Better then some of the drummers ive seen WITH both hands.. Very Inspiring !! Rock on Brother !! :D
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+5 712. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Rare colour video of London in 1927

Always thought how cool it would be to live back in those days.. people were so much more polite !!
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+7 713. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Deer gets hit by bus

Is it bus season already ?? >:)
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+11 714. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video A grizzly ate my go-pro!

Geeeeshh... I would hate to see the footage of you getting the camera back,... after he swallows it.. :O :S
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-13 715. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video What exactly is one second ?

One Second is exactly how long it took me to click on a better video :D
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+1 716. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Visible shockwaves from eruption at Eyjafjallajökull

OOOOOoooo i shouldn't have eaten all that taco bell.... >:)
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-1 717. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Disco, the talking parakeet

Only Take about 2 days of that shit,... then iam tieing up "Tweety bird" and feeding his ass to Sylvester... >:)
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+1 718. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Worst Sheep Rescue Ever

Yeah hes free from the fence, but hes going to be stuck in a wooly wheel chair for the rest of days... LOL.. back in the days of King David,.. the Sheppard would carry the sheep on there shoulders to safety... :)
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0 719. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video When was the last time you tested your eyesight

(( WHAT )) Damn !!
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-1 720. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Guy tries a virtual reality roller coaster while standing up

I cant wait to play with some Virtual Boobs !! :* :*
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+1 721. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video This is why we love Poland

absolutely EPIC !! :D
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+26 722. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Amazing cup trick

Yup...Drop it in, Spin, Then Blow,... That about stacks it up !!! :O :D
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-7 723. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Opening a Soda on the Ocean Floor

Coke with no bubbles ?? That does it.. if i cant drink beer with bubbles, this mission is OVER... Down periscope Matey, were taking this vessel back the land of Cold Carbonated BEER !!! :D
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-1 724. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video TED: Learn to read Chinese ...

Row K, I chink I runderstand now !!! O:)
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0 725. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cloud Jump

Nothing like being on Cloud 9, high as a kite !! :D :D
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+5 726. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Explaining how carnival games are nothing but a scam

o you rotten carnie suns a bitches... And to make it worse, I HATE CLOWNS !! Carnivals and clowns CrEEP me out... Now i know Why !!! :S
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+2 727. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Ducklings stuck up on a wall

Humpty Dumpty at a pg level... >:)
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0 728. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video An extraordinary hand

Geeeeessshh !! His poor dik !! :S
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+5 729. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cheetahs Meow like Cats

Roar damn it.. you sound like little pussy's !!!
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-12 730. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Space Oddity

#12 Risk it ??? I am lost on that one brother.. my comment was to compliment #4 on his accuracy of judgment.. this video is NeRd PoRn All Day.. But of course there is going to be some Star Trek Homo, who takes life way to serious, and votes my ( just for laughs ) comment thumbs down... That's OK,... every one who votes my comment down,.. lives at home with there parents and has a very Tiny Pecker !!! Bwaaaaaahahahahaha >:) >:)
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-11 731. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Space Oddity

#4...HA HA HA HA.... Beam me up Scotty.. ill bet hes on uranus with david bowie spinning a david bowie record around his gay small penis.. with his super Gay porno mustache...Bwaaahahahaha :D :D
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0 732. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hawaiian girl free-dives with huge great white shark.

Great camera footage !! this chick is either the first Fish Wisperer or this is just a real sweet intro to a new Jaws movie...LOL :D :D
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-1 733. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video MorpHex

When is some one going to create something usefull...Like a robot that cooks dinner without burning it to shit !! or Fixes the car ?? :P
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0 734. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Irish Wolfhound

I wonder what the dog would act like after a few beers.. you know how the Irish hold there liquor..LOL :P :P
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+2 735. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Mythbuster's 10th anniversary

Absolutely Fantastic !! These guys make TV worth watching !! Blowing shit up is sooooo Kewl.. :D
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+2 736. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Falling like Dominos...

That was Kewl !! I sure would hate to have to pick all that shit up now.. especially all them damn pallets.. :S
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0 737. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video $1.4 billion B-2 crash

Just think of all the homeless, hungry, sick people in the world they could have helped with that 1.4 BILLION instead of wasting it on Government war toys... Shame :'(
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+1 738. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Simple method to make fire

GREAT.. now all the crack heads are going to have all the steel wool and everyone's smoke detector battery's too... Damn It...LOL :x :x
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0 739. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Reporter on a roller coaster

ppiissssshhh.... that wasn't shit.. she should be glad she's not here in Michigan.. we go to Ohio's Cedar point for a good time.. there the biggest roller coaster is over 300ft in the air and travels at over 90 mph... she would have shit a solid brick on that one !! LMAO
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0 740. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hypnotic time paysages

Thank You Father in Heaven for such a Beautiful Life !! <3 <3
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0 741. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Annoyed with the cleaner

Must have been running Windows Vista on that computer LOL... that program made me wanna murder death kill shit too...
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+7 742. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Voice-controlled Home Automation with Android

Honey... Will you please answer the remote control.. It keeps ringing and beeping !! :P :P
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-5 743. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Treadmill Dancing

Boy.. You can tell he ate his banana this morning !! :(|) >:)
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0 744. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Dream Fail

Runnin through the forest... runnin through the forest...runnin through the (( POOOW )) Hit a Tree !!! :x :x
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-1 745. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Monstrous whirlpool eats everything

O WOW..LOOK !! its my Ex Wife... >:)
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+1 746. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Trespassers release footage from top of Shard 2012

Breakin the Law..Breakin the Law.. And for a damn good reason too... Well Done !! ;)
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0 747. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Testing new personal Jetpack on skis

GREAT.. Now i have to re-do my damn Bucket List AGAIN !! That is going on the TOP of the new list... Sweeet :D
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0 748. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Intense Mentos Commercial

Hey.. Wanna go out..??? (( NO )) ?? ... Good luck getting a date after my Fist meets your Face..Yeah bich take that !!! :x >:) LMAO
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0 749. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cat doesn't like glasses

Smart Cat !!... Tryin to tell her dumb ass that them glasses make you look like Snoopy with down syndrome... HA HA HA 8-) >:)
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0 750. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video April Fail compilation 2013 | TNL

I look forward to watching these vids.. People are NuTs >:) >:)
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-6 751. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Vintage jet fighter accident in Madrid

" Hey beavis ".. " look FIRE.." Yeah Yeah Fires cool !! >:) >:)
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+1 752. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Micro Mayhem

HA HA HA " earrrttt earrrrttt.... (( SPLAT )) " LMFAO.. HA HA HA >:)
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+3 753. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Meanwhile in Australia...

Made me Laugh too.. But i have to admit, I would love to see her Rock out on the drum set,... lol Rock on Granny >:)
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+5 754. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Old vs. New

Age before beauty and Wisdom before Knowledge !! LOL Great Ad :D
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0 755. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video First Animal to Survive in Space

Ill bet the cockaroach would survive.. You can step on them sums a bitches and squish em and they survive.. :S
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+1 756. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hallucinatory Optical Illusion

This made me REALLY miss high school !! :D
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+1 757. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video TAC Campaign

That video is driving me to drinkin... >:)
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0 758. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video More baseball bat tricks

Great tune.. :P
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0 759. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video A soap bubble freezing

No more Bursting MY bubble !!.... I froze it.. Haaah !! ;)
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-1 760. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video METHANE ROCKET TEST (Nasa)

That wasn't a rocket.. it was someones ass after eating late night Taco bell !! :S :S
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+1 761. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How to cross a river with two excavators. Ask Russians!

Genius.. The Russians were the ones who brought rocket technology to the Americans,.. so no surprise here !! Thumbs up Russia :D
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+2 762. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Daft Punk's Aerodynamic on eight floppy drives

If my computer was making that much noise, I would set that shit on fire and toss it out a damn window !! :S
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-1 763. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Training for the Olympics

was this supposed to be funny :S
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-1 764. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video R/C Car Chase

absofuckinglutely Awesome !! :D
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0 765. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Airbag Seat

hummm..?? what is it...?? I dont know !! ....here sit on it and let me hook a car battery up to it... GET - R- DUN :P
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+2 766. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Flat Tire

Ooo Iam sorry that your car is on Fire.. here let me sell you this bottle of water !! >:) >:)
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+2 767. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hill Climb Quad Roll

Quad parts on ebay >:)
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0 768. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video BMX Double Front Flip

That was DOPE !!! 8-)
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+1 769. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Titanic in 5 seconds

So much better than the damn movie :D
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-1 770. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Angry Sink Uncensored Triple Prank!!

HA HA HA HA.. would not have been so funny if he did not get so mad.... >:)
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0 771. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hang in there...

Now that's a parking ticket...pssshhhhh :O
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+1 772. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Talking photo booth #2

Would love to see the outtakes on this.. >:)
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+2 773. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Just keep going, maybe no one noticed

He Should call Tom Ments and try out for the Maximum Destruction Team.. Make a great Monster Truck Driver 8-)
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0 774. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Gas station explosion

GREAT !! There goes gas prices.. :O
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+2 775. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Close Call

Guarantee he will look both directions before crossing the road again.. :x
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0 776. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Guy fights Street Fighter style against own hand

#4 agreed... I kind of thought that when his hand barfed the earth on the street fighter, that should have death blow ended him there.. O well, maby there will be a 2nd chapter.. The other hand :P
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+4 777. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Open 24 beers in one go

MMmmmmm BEERS !! :D
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+1 778. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video New beetle commercial

haha.. to bad the insect would live longer and is much faster 8-)
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+1 779. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Accidents waiting to happen,really

That guy has got Ballz the size of buicks.. CrAzY :O
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0 780. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Lightning strikes 3 of the tallest buildings in Chicago at the same time!

What a shocking experience ;)
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0 781. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video A productive employee

HEY... He better drink all those..Thats alcohol abuse :'(
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0 782. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The first-ever iBand

Very inspiring.. if it keeps kids from robbing people and drugs then Rock on !!
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0 783. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video General Larry Platt - Pants On The Ground!

This guy must be related to our president :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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0 784. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cat raises rabbit

rabbit + cat = cabbit..
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0 785. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Best Local News Bloopers of 2011

Awesome how Great TV comes when people are being more them selves...Epic :D
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+2 786. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Epic Kick

thats cool and all... but its years of work and training.. when i still think its just easier to aim, point and Shoot !! >:) >:)
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+2 787. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video RoboBee

Unless it can carry a beer from the fridge to the couch.. Whats the point? don't we have enuf of them damn winged critters now !! buzzzzzz........... (( Splat )) 8-)
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0 788. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Hit by two cars

Well... If he had nine lives,.. He just spent em all !!! :S
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+1 789. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Nom Nom Cat

Crack on a spoon,.. no wonder he is going numb... :P :P
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0 790. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video SmartHayabusa

I want to build one of these more than anything else... Can you imagine pulling up to a lite next to a 100,000 dollar car and blowing his doors off with this simple yet inexpensive Mini Monsters !! AWESOME !! :D :D
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0 791. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Neat Frisbee Trick Shots

Talk about throwing away your career :O
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-2 792. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Renault Sport F1 - Engine Test

Would love to hear this beast wind out 18,000 rpm's in my mustang with a X pipe and some 2 chamber Flowmasters !! :D
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+3 793. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Pitbull really wants that stick...

Smartest, most misunderstood dogs.. Wish my teeth weer that strong LOL :x
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+3 794. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Now that's Team Work!

this is how MC Hammer got his dance moves... Stop.. (( Hammer Time )) :) :D
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+1 795. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How a sword was made in the Bronze Age

This is how QVC got started.. :D :D
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+2 796. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video How to open beer like a german

Man.. that made me thirsty >:)
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0 797. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Bottle of water + microwave.

Blowing shit up is Kewl.. Music in the end is really Kewl.. Doing this in your garage in a enclosed area..?? dumbfucktardalitess syndrome !!
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0 798. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Bathtub harbor

reminds me of how small we really are in this universe !!
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0 799. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Star Wars FLASHMOB

BECAUSE no one would actually pay to come listen... >:)
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+8 800. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Making ancient and Byzantine mosaics

I would like to do something like this in a tile floor setting..sweeet !! ;)
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0 801. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Beatboxing skills

Absofuckinglutely awesome !! :D
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+2 802. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The Modern Motorcycle Diaries

Now that is liberating !!
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-2 803. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video What happens when you put a banger in a cow pat

Ill bet he plays with his own poo....YUCK.. where is the barfing simile face..??
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0 804. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cat Parkour

I tought I taw a putty tat.. I DEED I DEED SEE A PUTTY TAT !!! :O
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+2 805. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Freight train with 17 wagons containing chemicals derailed

Yeah Yeah, "FIRE FIRE" Check it out Buthead.... " Yeah, Fires cool !! >:) >:)
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+2 806. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video This guy is a phenomenomon

Nothing like a brain fart and the lip shits to ruin live tv.. :P
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+7 807. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Piff the magic dragon

Good Clean Fun humor for a change !! :D
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0 808. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video The acceleration on this thing is brutal!

Need to add a heat shield around the pipe,.. ouch.. Kick ass Kart otherwise.. Get-R-Dun !!
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+1 809. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Google Glass x Ice Hockey

There is no where for the fans to sit.. watching the game like this, just about made me sea sick...Blaaaaaaattt
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+5 810. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Triple Volleyball Headshot

now that's using your head.. :S
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0 811. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Policeman faces death

They are going to BEAT that guys ass.. I have been in jail and seen shit like that.. What a moron
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0 812. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Renault F1 car plays God Save The Queen

Fast cars and loud music !! :D only thing missing were some hot chicks and cold Beer !! :D :D
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0 813. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Micro Scooter tricks

Wonder how many micro scooter enema's he got while perfecting these stunts ?? :S
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0 814. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Aurora borealis, northern tip of Norway.

God is Awesome !! images like this are little pieces of heaven on earth !! :)
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0 815. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Family Feud - A part of your body..."

funny thing is.. What else would you expect, when you ask that sort of question, :P
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0 816. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Cake Fail

Nothing ruins a party like the smell of Burnt hair... :S
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+2 817. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Years and years of practice ...

"" HOLY SHIP "" :D
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0 818. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Fly eating sugar

buuuuzzzzzz buzzzzzz....SPLAT !!! the end !!
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-1 819. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video Unstable Matter: A Giant Moving Surface Containing Thousands of Steel Ball Bearings.

Another 2 min wasted watching someone play with there balls !
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-2 820. jackDjohnson commented 10 years ago on video "The most amazing beaver experience of my life"

Your wife is looking at you in amazement (with her binoculars) saying to her self.. " That's not the beaver i wanted you to film before dinner you IDIOT "