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-2 1. jesus commented 337 days ago on video CHRIS RAMSAY // MAGIC COMPILATION

Pff -- amateur!
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+4 2. jesus commented 4 years ago on video Remove cat before flight

OMD that was good
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0 3. jesus commented 6 years ago on video A New Guinness World Record

You're welcome, guy...
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+3 4. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Putting your hand in the Large Hadron Collider

I know, but I'm not telling!
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-2 5. jesus commented 9 years ago on video "Pretty much everywhere, it’s gonna be hot"

It's a country near the equator, of course it's going to be hot! And to think people ask me why I shook things up over there...
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-1 6. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Evolution of Dance 2

#13 The Hustle by Van McCoy and the Soul City Symphony

Mama Jesus done raised me into a dancin' fool!
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-1 7. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Quitting is not an option

I could outswim that eagle any day. Hell, who am I kidding? I would jog past that, LOL
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-11 8. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Heroic dog saves his buddy

Quit romanticizing this...he was either trying to eat it or have sex with it. I can't remember because we don't let dogs in up here.
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+1 9. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Fareed Zakaria blasts media.

What kind of name is Fareed? We see more Johns and Daves up here.
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-3 10. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Bull Breaks Fence and Escapes

Oh shit! My bad, LOL
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+7 11. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Nascar Taxi in Chicago!

Wow, a stock car that turns right!
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-2 12. jesus commented 9 years ago on video The boy who sees without eyes.

Wow, I'm telling this kid where the toilet is RIGHT NOW and he doesn't thank me ONCE in this video.
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+6 13. jesus commented 9 years ago on video How to pronounce Snotr

Snotr? I could have sworn it was her! LOL
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-2 14. jesus commented 9 years ago on video 100 Person Flashmob

They might not qualify for Heaven, but DAMN are they fun to watch!
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-2 15. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Dude Fights Giant Bird...

LOL, dance my pretties! Dance!
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-2 16. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Painful diving blooper

Pope Leo X bet me ten dollars I wouldn't trip her on the diving board. That's one trip to 7-Eleven you bought me, X-Lion!
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-2 17. jesus commented 9 years ago on video Dillon M134 Gatling Gun

That's a gun fit for a king of kings
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-12 18. jesus commented 11 years ago on video Magic trick?

I do this when I'm bored.

Jesus out.
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-12 19. jesus commented 11 years ago on video Magic trick?

I do this when I'm bored.

Jesus out.
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-3 20. jesus commented 11 years ago on video I believe I can fly...

I was born jesus
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-4 21. jesus commented 11 years ago on video Transfer sound using light

They call me jesus for a reason
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-4 22. jesus commented 11 years ago on video Transfer sound using light

They call me jesus for a reason
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-6 23. jesus commented 11 years ago on video Hamster Fight

I am jesus
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-6 24. jesus commented 11 years ago on video Marshmallow eating

You may call me jesus
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-8 25. jesus commented 12 years ago on video PassportPhoto

that's not racism