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2. jesus commented 8 years ago on video Remove cat before flight
OMD that was good
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3. jesus commented 9 years ago on video A New Guinness World Record
You're welcome, guy...
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4. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Putting your hand in the Large Hadron Collider
I know, but I'm not telling!
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5. jesus commented 12 years ago on video "Pretty much everywhere, it’s gonna be hot"
It's a country near the equator, of course it's going to be hot! And to think people ask me why I shook things up over there...
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6. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Evolution of Dance 2
#13 The Hustle by Van McCoy and the Soul City Symphony
Mama Jesus done raised me into a dancin' fool!
Mama Jesus done raised me into a dancin' fool!
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7. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Quitting is not an option
I could outswim that eagle any day. Hell, who am I kidding? I would jog past that, LOL
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8. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Heroic dog saves his buddy
Quit romanticizing this...he was either trying to eat it or have sex with it. I can't remember because we don't let dogs in up here.
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9. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Fareed Zakaria blasts media.
What kind of name is Fareed? We see more Johns and Daves up here.
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10. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Bull Breaks Fence and Escapes
Oh shit! My bad, LOL
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11. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Nascar Taxi in Chicago!
Wow, a stock car that turns right!
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12. jesus commented 12 years ago on video The boy who sees without eyes.
Wow, I'm telling this kid where the toilet is RIGHT NOW and he doesn't thank me ONCE in this video.
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13. jesus commented 12 years ago on video How to pronounce Snotr
Snotr? I could have sworn it was her! LOL
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14. jesus commented 12 years ago on video 100 Person Flashmob
They might not qualify for Heaven, but DAMN are they fun to watch!
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15. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Dude Fights Giant Bird...
LOL, dance my pretties! Dance!
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16. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Painful diving blooper
Pope Leo X bet me ten dollars I wouldn't trip her on the diving board. That's one trip to 7-Eleven you bought me, X-Lion!
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17. jesus commented 12 years ago on video Dillon M134 Gatling Gun
That's a gun fit for a king of kings
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18. jesus commented 15 years ago on video Magic trick?
I do this when I'm bored.
Jesus out.
Jesus out.
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19. jesus commented 15 years ago on video Magic trick?
I do this when I'm bored.
Jesus out.
Jesus out.
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20. jesus commented 15 years ago on video I believe I can fly...
I was born jesus
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21. jesus commented 15 years ago on video Transfer sound using light
They call me jesus for a reason
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22. jesus commented 15 years ago on video Transfer sound using light
They call me jesus for a reason
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23. jesus commented 15 years ago on video Hamster Fight
I am jesus
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24. jesus commented 15 years ago on video Marshmallow eating
You may call me jesus
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25. jesus commented 16 years ago on video PassportPhoto
that's not racism
-2 1. jesus commented 5 years ago on video CHRIS RAMSAY // MAGIC COMPILATION