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+78 1. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Bathing with Piranhas

A fine steak is a little bit more appealing to them than an old fart with stinky feet. duhhh
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+62 2. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Just another day at the office

I wanted to see what happened after he smashed her phone! :(
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+50 3. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Yellow Lab Grabs His Own Diner

Who needs a fishing rod? Just sit back with a beer while your stinker is fishing >:)
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+49 4. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Dan the Man

Where is my extra life? ;)
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+47 5. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Man Calls 911 For A Ride To A Liquor Store

At least he wasnt drinking and driving :D
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+47 6. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video The Indonesian Mimic Octopus

Cool. now imitate an octopus >:)
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+47 7. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video how to spot fake breasts

Not sure if i paid attention to what they were saying O:)
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+44 8. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Americans can't remember when 9/11 happened

What religion where the terrorists? ''They were stupid! Thats there religion''. Awesome >:)
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+43 9. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Redneck Fun

#2 neither of them
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+41 10. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Autistic 13-year-old math prodigy

I think im autistic. I have the incredible gift of forgetting everything!
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+34 11. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Guitar To The Face

listening to his "music" , thats exactly what i would wanna do to his face.
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+33 12. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video The Argiope

What a bitch! :D
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+33 13. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Old windows commercial

exaggerated! Just like microsoft windows itself...
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+30 14. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test

I sure hope this isnt real! :S
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+28 15. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Hilarious Accents (Comedian Elon Gold)

thaz waz very goodzzzzz
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+27 16. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Family Guy

video was cut off too soon! :S
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+27 17. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Motor crash

Nice faceplant! >:)
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+27 18. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Spitting Billy Goat

thats some ugly goat :)
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+27 19. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Impractical Jokers - White Castle

that was hilarious! :D
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+26 20. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Haymakers of Tomorrow

could these 2 guys shut up for one sec?
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+21 21. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Bungee jumper's cord snaps

#2 yes we do drive cars or fly but most of the time thats part of life. Jumping from a bridge tied to a rope (what seems to be a very old tied together rope) is not part of daily life. I dont think she will bungee jump again.
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+19 22. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Pool Jump Attempt

So do as i say, not as i do >:)
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+18 23. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Bleachers Collapse

you really gotta do everything yourself these days. Build the damn seats properly! Its not science!
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+17 24. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Pictures

makes you want to get in photography ;)
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+16 25. joker1535 commented 9 years ago on video From clay to mosaics

Glad to see some art is still done by human hands and not machines in a factory
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+11 26. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video 9 Nine Shane Acker short animation

Weird but absolutely amazing!
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+10 27. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Flooded meadow

sure walked fast out of the water. Must be coooold! :D
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+10 28. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Impossible Fans For Corner Kick

"hey lets go to a soccer game and act like complete useless morons". Mission accomplished!
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+10 29. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Bud makes you criminal

Why go through all this hassle of breaking in and being caught when you can go to the liquor store and get a better tasting beer? Just wondering...
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+9 30. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Guy dumps bucket with ashes on girlfriend

Your a very sad human being patriotaus #7. This is low grade humor. You are obviously not married. I dont think a relationship is build on smacking in nuts and covering your girlfriend with ash. But i guess your are used to this behavior around you. I feel for you pumpkin! >:)
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+8 31. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Purse Snatchers on a Motorcycle Beaten by Angry Crowd

more effective to stop crime than the police force. :D
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+7 32. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Kid on drugs...

Man i never heard of such a strong drug from the dentist. Poor kid is just gone! >:)
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+7 33. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Cups and steel balls

Guy is pretty good with his balls! >:)
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+7 34. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Beyoncé giving her moment away

In your face Kanye! >:)
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+7 35. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Epic Frog Fail

Looks like kermit has been drinking! :D
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+7 36. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Taiwanese Boy Sings Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You'

He sings it currently better than whitney houston.
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+7 37. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Jay's Tiny House Tour

Little gay shack! thats what its called :D
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+7 38. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Future mechanic

Perfect for the DIY guy. Like me ;)
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+7 39. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video An extraordinary hand

interesting to see but unfortunately completely useless in life
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+6 40. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Your name, Sir?

I love British humor. >:)
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+6 41. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid

I think they put his hair in acid too :D
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+6 42. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Cops beating innocent student, then attemt a cover up

''To protect and to serve'' Yes protect themselves and to serve people a beating on the head. Makes sense!
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+6 43. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Spider crab sheds it's shell

Hello sir, which crab would you like for dinner? The empty one? >:)
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+5 44. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Guy dumps bucket with ashes on girlfriend

guy is a loser! These 2 will have a long and bright future together!
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+5 45. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Guy jumps off building, superhero Bubbleboy

Only in Holland! >:)
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+5 46. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing

This is so ridiculous its actually funny!!!
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+5 47. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Another Day in the Office

does this clip have a point? :S
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+5 48. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Crocodile DUMB Dee

maybe FATSO was drunk! Who wants to bite this ugly idiot's leg?
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+5 49. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video The Sarcastic Fringehead

i showed this video to my wife, she asked me "whats your point?"
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+5 50. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video man takes off half his face

well there goes my ham and cheese sandwich! Thanks :'(
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+5 51. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Klepto Manta Mugs Cameraman

thats what happens when your in their turf. "thats the way we roll in my hood bitch" >:)
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+4 52. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Share the coke

Now that's teamwork!!! :D
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+4 53. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Mortal Kombat 3 plus Ultimate Fatalities

i dont think we always appreciate the graphics of the games we have today compared to those times. ;)
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+4 54. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Who can get a ticket first!

where is the rest of the video? I want to see him talk himself out of it! :(
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+4 55. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video The Spectacular T.T. IOM. TT (Isle of Man) Motorcycle Road Race

that's skill. Just being able to concentrate on the road for that long is impressive. :O
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+3 56. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Heineken walk-in fridge

Sometimes im proud to be dutch!
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+3 57. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Police overreaction

I agree with #4. It looks like nazis on a jew. Some people cant deal with power. These cops dont know the meaning to serve and protect. Its sad your helpless in this situation as a victim!
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+3 58. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Crazy MBCgame Commentators

only in japan :D
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+3 59. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video SIGNS

Thats whats great about new love, its the best thing in the world. Now the scary part begins for them. ''talking''.
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+3 60. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Driving a golden BMW in Russia

The camera guy is just as stupid as the other guy. Tough guys might hit a kid, and then what! time to remove driving licenses!
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+3 61. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

you gotta love arnold :D
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+3 62. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me

they cut it of those soon. He wasnt done yet >:)
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+3 63. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video 10 Craziest Child Preachers

Kids look possessed :S
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+3 64. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video man threathens judge

very well said #1 :D
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+3 65. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video People Are Awesome (Don's Version)

Did the guy have a parachute on 4:24 ?? :S
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+3 66. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Push to add drama...

so proud to be born in belgium now O:)
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+2 67. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Drunk Fails

you've got to be drunk just to think this is funny!
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+2 68. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Fruit Fly

humo is a belgian magazine who provided free fruitcondoms with the book. Not only good beer over there! :D
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+2 69. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Animal Attraction

This is so family guy material >:)
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+2 70. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Salmon Pink Bird Eating Spider

Never understood the fascination of spiders with some people. Every spider in my house gets the shoe bottom treatment, and others raise them in their own home. Imagine this creature breaking lose and finding it on your kitchen floor. I guess we all have our hobbies :S
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+2 71. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video will it blend

just dont get why videos like this get approved. sigh
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+2 72. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video The Chinese teacup.

what show is this??
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+2 73. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Making money ...

cost him over $2 to show us gas stations steal from us. I would have believed him anyways! :D
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+1 74. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Dangerous pet

Man this guy sucks!
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+1 75. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video New Generation

I do agree that people dont appreciate how good we have it with all these tech gadgets. But in a world with such a fast pace end a go go go mentality things need to work fast and be reliable. Cuts both ways. And ps: passenger planes are very uncomfortable so nobody jumps up and down to fly in those for 10 hours.
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+1 76. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Chinese Factory Workers

This is how poor some of these people are! They have to accept jobs like this to support there family. I agree with you #4, what a dull and sad existence...
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+1 77. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones Speaks Out

Are you kidding me?
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+1 78. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Synchronised swimming on a Michael Jackson song

I am more impressed with the size of the aquarium. My fish would love that. must be 5000 gallons if not more... :D
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+1 79. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Magic Poop Collector

Might be good for old people too :D
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+1 80. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Weirdest Animals On Earth

the monkey at 1:35 reminds of my grandpa >:)
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+1 81. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Cruise ship

On this cruiseship you are provided with free meals and drinks, dancing, luxury beds and a shitload of pukingbags. Book now for this one time deal! >:)
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+1 82. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Washington Capitals vs New Jersey Devils

if you ever wondered why hockeyplayers have less teeth than any other person, here is your answer!
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+1 83. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Motorsport accidents

I guess they dont have a checkpoint to return to before the crash. >:)
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+1 84. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Can't stop laughing compilation

at #7 and #9. the video is real. Brt who aired the show fired him right after the show. He now works for a radio station and was banned from tv. It is not fake!
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+1 85. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Would I lie to you

what show is this from?
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0 86. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video World's deadliest spider

what the point of spiders this poisonous and aggressive? To catch insects? Don't think so! I hate the creatures
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0 87. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Amazing accidents

Nice slideshow - annoying music!
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0 88. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Your business card is #$@!

I make my own business cards and my company is blooming. People dont give a damn about your cards, they care about your service and product. I guess it will take this guy another 25 years to figure that out.
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0 89. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Insane Pilot Skills

good pilot. boring video!
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0 90. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video "Le chance" compilation

how many times are we going to see the same videos on snotr? :(
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0 91. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Alyssa Milano's Evolution

Good mychael video #(removed comment) :D
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0 92. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Cabbies' Worst Passengers

just brilliant! Love this kind of humor >:)
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0 93. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Insane Immersive Movie Experience

From, LCD to Plasma to 3D to this. You gotta love the future :D
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-1 94. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Fight!

Not snotr worthy!
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-1 95. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Speed cooking

#22 you should put a warning to that link. Man thats the most cruel thing ever. Dead to fur! I will look different at people who wear fur after seeing this. People are so cruel to helpless creatures. DAMN! :O
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-1 96. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Falling tree nearly hits car

for the 100th time on snotr :(
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-2 97. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Woman parallel parks car

boooring! and horrible music
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-2 98. joker1535 commented 15 years ago on video Death wish go-kart driving

idiot!
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-2 99. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video 'Photobombing' a news report

Like Austin powers would say : MOLE MOLE MOLLLLLLLE :D !
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-2 100. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video Fun With Toothpaste

again fake :(
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-2 101. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Cheating Death-Near Misses With Trains

not enough replays at 6:35 >:)
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-3 102. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught

like to see a short movie like this about the german reich
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-4 103. joker1535 commented 14 years ago on video BMW Parking Fail

cant believe she took off :O
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-5 104. joker1535 commented 13 years ago on video Newsday iPad Application

they will come out with an app to kill flies! >:)
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-5 105. joker1535 commented 12 years ago on video Damien Walters Showreel 2011

What a awesome and useless skill >:)