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2. joverke commented 11 years ago on video Sometimes it's hard to be a man ...
I've been there. Just tell them you just farted and it smells, sorry! Then thats taken care of for the future relationship and you never need to hold your farts again, except maybe the really silent smelly ones...


3. joverke commented 11 years ago on video Demolition man
Red faction guerilla in real life!


4. joverke commented 11 years ago on video Abbas Farid 2011 Showreel
But can he play soccer?


5. joverke commented 11 years ago on video Moments with Baxter
Man that is just so sad.


6. joverke commented 11 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)
All right! Just do not connect it to the internet!


7. joverke commented 11 years ago on video PETMAN anthropomorphic robot
I dont understand. They make this just for testing clothes?
Will the robot "feel" its too tight or anything?
Or is just for testing the wear?
Will the robot "feel" its too tight or anything?
Or is just for testing the wear?


8. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Releasing a truckload of pigeons in 15 seconds
I believe their sense of navigation is not based on smells but on the magnetic north.


9. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Funny Bicycle Antics
how is that little guy at 00:27 able to hold himself up like that?


11. joverke commented 12 years ago on video China's Human Fly Trap
I love his pants. Probably distracts the flies.


13. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Racoon Tearing Up The House
Fun will be over when he finds an electric cable


14. joverke commented 12 years ago on video SeaPort "lanslide"
I guess one guy just stacked one container too high


15. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Doberman Vs. Bird
My doberman would have swallowed the bird whole


16. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Skydiving in a car
Pfff, they did that in the A-Team in a TANK


17. joverke commented 12 years ago on video How CDs are made
Damn, im pretty sure its cheaper to produce if you just buy 100 cd burners...


19. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Ring of Fire
Yeah, thats the clever american way of fixing that sjit
I've seen farmers think of better solutions...
I've seen farmers think of better solutions...


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20. joverke commented 12 years ago on video The ringtone that grows girl boobs...
Can they make a ringtone to shrink boobs?
My girlfriends are huge!
My girlfriends are huge!


21. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Crash carnage
How the hell did that tire came of and fly through the air like that? At 2:42


22. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Pyro System 2.2
Cool, make me some toast.


23. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Functioning Automatic Transmission Made Of Legos
Better then LADA's latest transmission


24. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping
I want to see some rabbits fail the jump


25. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Lego printer
What are the specs of that thing?
How many pages per felt tip?
How many pages per hour does it print?
How many pages per felt tip?
How many pages per hour does it print?


26. joverke commented 13 years ago on video High five etiquette.
Oh man, do i really have to stop highfiving at the urinal?


27. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect
Bit annoying if u had to puke and first move 16 rooms...


29. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Baby Goat vs Fox
I think i'd climb a lot faster then i do now too if a lyon was chasing me for a meal.


30. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Epic dog food commercial
I wonder if they show these on TV? 1m30 commercials??


31. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Crazy Flips
Amazing! Did you see that monkey?!


32. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Never kiss a monkey!
It would have been awesome if the monkey sprayed his mouthfull into the public.


33. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Mosaic cubes
I'd rather put my time in playing god of war 3


34. joverke commented 13 years ago on video The Food Lift
The weak shop, that cant be real!


35. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Motorist Hits Guy
No "Kitchen is that way ->" Jokes?


36. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car
Its a peugeot. Those are already wrecked when you buy a new one.


37. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
is it voice activated and pitches towards voice?
Otherwise ill just yell "throw beer" at someone who was a fridge like this...
Yell it from the outside, through the window.
Otherwise ill just yell "throw beer" at someone who was a fridge like this...
Yell it from the outside, through the window.


38. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Death Prank
I'd beat that farmer to death if i saw that on the vid


39. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Samsung - Own The Angels
They didnt mention photoshop


40. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
I drove that way once, I lost my license for two weeks


41. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour
I think he is a necrofile, female spider looks dead. 



42. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Remote Control Helicopter
what oil money can do to you rc chopper skills is amazing!


43. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Insane Pilot Skills
he makes those cool movie intros


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44. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine
ouch


45. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Spider man faceplant
He was out of web.


46. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
If i was in NY traffic every day i'd be pretty nervous too.
These guys are just stressed out because of all those traffic jams.
If i were in a two hour traffic jam and someone starts to mess with me, i wouldnt be so polite either.
These guys are just stressed out because of all those traffic jams.
If i were in a two hour traffic jam and someone starts to mess with me, i wouldnt be so polite either.


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47. joverke commented 13 years ago on video One Man Band
This is an intro to a movie but i forgot which one.
Was it robots?
Was it robots?


48. joverke commented 13 years ago on video String Puppet Dance
Great control with just one hand.
The puppet should be in pr0n movies.
What he does with the pink swimsuit waring lady we call SWAFFELEN
The puppet should be in pr0n movies.
What he does with the pink swimsuit waring lady we call SWAFFELEN



49. joverke commented 13 years ago on video The Incredible Cocktail Machine
Yeah, resetting the machine and finding just the right cucumber probably takes three hours :p


50. joverke commented 13 years ago on video The Longest Way
Mighty long walk. I'd wanna do that too.


51. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Human tetris
I think the tetris in the cinema (with the seats) took more time to make...
-18 1. joverke commented 11 years ago on video Craneception