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+48 1. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Racoon Tearing Up The House

Fun will be over when he finds an electric cable
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+48 2. joverke commented 12 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)

All right! Just do not connect it to the internet!
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+44 3. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Pyro System 2.2

Cool, make me some toast.
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+37 4. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Spider man faceplant

He was out of web.
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+30 5. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Functioning Automatic Transmission Made Of Legos

Better then LADA's latest transmission
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+25 6. joverke commented 13 years ago on video China's Human Fly Trap

I love his pants. Probably distracts the flies.
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+23 7. joverke commented 14 years ago on video The Longest Way

Mighty long walk. I'd wanna do that too.
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+23 8. joverke commented 14 years ago on video High five etiquette.

Oh man, do i really have to stop highfiving at the urinal?
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+18 9. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Moments with Baxter

Man that is just so sad.
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+15 10. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Doberman Vs. Bird

My doberman would have swallowed the bird whole
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+12 11. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Rollerman

I've seen that before. I do think he made some upgrades...
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+12 12. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Releasing a truckload of pigeons in 15 seconds

I believe their sense of navigation is not based on smells but on the magnetic north.
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+10 13. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Never kiss a monkey!

It would have been awesome if the monkey sprayed his mouthfull into the public.
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+8 14. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect

Bit annoying if u had to puke and first move 16 rooms...
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+8 15. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Ring of Fire

Yeah, thats the clever american way of fixing that sjit
I've seen farmers think of better solutions...
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+7 16. joverke commented 13 years ago on video FireMan

I laughed at this vid. Those guys really do not know how to handle an extinguisher
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+5 17. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Demolition man

Red faction guerilla in real life!
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+4 18. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Samsung - Own The Angels

They didnt mention photoshop
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+4 19. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Flips

Amazing! Did you see that monkey?!
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+4 20. joverke commented 13 years ago on video SeaPort "lanslide"

I guess one guy just stacked one container too high
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+3 21. joverke commented 14 years ago on video String Puppet Dance

Great control with just one hand.
The puppet should be in pr0n movies.
What he does with the pink swimsuit waring lady we call SWAFFELEN :)
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+3 22. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour

I think he is a necrofile, female spider looks dead. ;)
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+3 23. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Death Prank

I'd beat that farmer to death if i saw that on the vid
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+3 24. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping

I want to see some rabbits fail the jump
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+3 25. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Skydiving in a car

Pfff, they did that in the A-Team in a TANK
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+3 26. joverke commented 13 years ago on video The Birds

BP should go look there for some oil
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+3 27. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Abbas Farid 2011 Showreel

But can he play soccer?
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+2 28. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Baby Goat vs Fox

I think i'd climb a lot faster then i do now too if a lyon was chasing me for a meal.
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+1 29. joverke commented 15 years ago on video Human tetris

I think the tetris in the cinema (with the seats) took more time to make...
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+1 30. joverke commented 14 years ago on video The Incredible Cocktail Machine

Yeah, resetting the machine and finding just the right cucumber probably takes three hours :p
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+1 31. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Remote Control Helicopter

what oil money can do to you rc chopper skills is amazing!
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+1 32. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Beer launching fridge

is it voice activated and pitches towards voice?
Otherwise ill just yell "throw beer" at someone who was a fridge like this...
Yell it from the outside, through the window.
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+1 33. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car

Its a peugeot. Those are already wrecked when you buy a new one.
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+1 34. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Crash carnage

How the hell did that tire came of and fly through the air like that? At 2:42
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+1 35. joverke commented 12 years ago on video PETMAN anthropomorphic robot

I dont understand. They make this just for testing clothes?
Will the robot "feel" its too tight or anything?
Or is just for testing the wear?
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+1 36. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Sometimes it's hard to be a man ...

I've been there. Just tell them you just farted and it smells, sorry! Then thats taken care of for the future relationship and you never need to hold your farts again, except maybe the really silent smelly ones...
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0 37. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight

If i was in NY traffic every day i'd be pretty nervous too.
These guys are just stressed out because of all those traffic jams.
If i were in a two hour traffic jam and someone starts to mess with me, i wouldnt be so polite either.
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0 38. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade

I drove that way once, I lost my license for two weeks
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0 39. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Motorist Hits Guy

No "Kitchen is that way ->" Jokes?
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0 40. joverke commented 13 years ago on video Funny Bicycle Antics

how is that little guy at 00:27 able to hold himself up like that?
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-1 41. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Insane Pilot Skills

he makes those cool movie intros
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-2 42. joverke commented 14 years ago on video The Food Lift

The weak shop, that cant be real!
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-2 43. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Lucky Guy

Weird but his speedometer goes from 189 to 210 and back at 36-37s during the movie...
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-3 44. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Epic dog food commercial

I wonder if they show these on TV? 1m30 commercials??
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-3 45. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Lego printer

What are the specs of that thing?
How many pages per felt tip?
How many pages per hour does it print?
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-3 46. joverke commented 13 years ago on video How CDs are made

Damn, im pretty sure its cheaper to produce if you just buy 100 cd burners...
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-4 47. joverke commented 14 years ago on video Mosaic cubes

I'd rather put my time in playing god of war 3
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-5 48. joverke commented 14 years ago on video One Man Band

This is an intro to a movie but i forgot which one.
Was it robots?
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-7 50. joverke commented 13 years ago on video The ringtone that grows girl boobs...

Can they make a ringtone to shrink boobs?
My girlfriends are huge!
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-18 51. joverke commented 12 years ago on video Craneception

Isnt that a bit a costly and inefficient way of working? I wouldnt hire that company!