i would get in and close the door before all the smoke is gone!

couldn't stop laughing!
the randomness, was insane

ok THAT was sick, much better than the other video he made
insane technosounds
(whats up with the blue hair guys? I know the answer, it's a japanese show, but that doesn't take away the fact that they look like the aircannon has blown their cotton candy from their hands onto their heads ^^)

in sovjet russia, trees knock YOU down

oh Dubai, you so crazy

0:58 it's a walking tree!!

i wonder why he was going so fast ...

imagine a warehouse full of this that gets burned down

thats not how the house will get finished xD
cool skills

the end was worth the wait

i was waiting for them to put a fish in it
(yes I know it's oil, but you get my drift)

perscription for 2 testicles, epic

look at those hips

cuteness overload!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH
...
don't scream ladies, it's only stone

heh, has anyone noticed the porn adds "russian dating wives" stuff on snotr??? i thought this was a family friendly site, but front page has a fully nude woman :/ try to keep it a bit family friendly i would say, it doesn't quite bother me, but it could be for others!

as for the vid,you gotta love couplings

come on men, let's take of our shirts!

We Belgians SUCK at football

*nerdgasm*

that woman creeped the hell out of me with that smile
but that loofa loofa loofa made everything up for me

I have NO idea what I just watched :/
a guy with a parachute... yay?

heh was pretty funny
but it' can't be that hard to put some time in decent mouth movements

karma: there you have it

thats an invasion

#6 it's just you

#(removed comment), if the cat was actually hurt, it would know what to do so quit whining, cat's aren't as pussy as we humans are

one of the best collegehumor has made

he was not under the car but almost, and yeah you shouldn't leave your car
just don't use brakes or gas

couldn't stop laughing
wingardium leviosa xD and thats to make things float aka rise up

1. thats pretty amazing how much she saves
2. she must put a LOT of time on categorising, and FORAGING those coupons
3. she is probably retired to have that much time on her hands, most people don't have that, and thus we can't do that
4. most products she buys won't be high quality, they are practically never on sale or with coupons
5. damn she's small
6. she must buy all newspapers and stuff, to actually get that much coupons
7. I bet she doesn't ALWAYS saves that much on shopping, but still, great effort, that yacht her husband wanted will be there soon... (most old people seem to want a yacht for some reason, so yes i just made that up)

awesome
"sorry" aaaand were back in the race

#(removed comment) then you are allowed to use that toilet

it's ezzie bloody izzard, who cares how he looks... he's awesome

wow, this is going to sound rude, but he left the good meat (cat) and took out the trash :/
animal kingdom can be weird, but i think it was quite a young bear, used to go through trash
ah well, i'm happy for the cat though, it has some spirit and guts!

the man is insane, he must be to pull of those trics,
I salute you (btw: isn't he climbing bare foot???)

the music made the vid

and they say pigs can't fly

#(removed comment) Iphone user?

i'm almost ashamed i laughed

0:07, you can try to laugh away the shame all you want, but your fail can not be unfailed

#5 you will still loose the finger if there is no more flesh left to stitch

nice shot xD

yeah, this is belgium :p
I've noticed this too, some are barely fastened so you can just do it with your hands :/ bad designing, right there

i want to hear it immitate darth vader

interesting, and the accent made me stay concentrated even longer (yes i admit, i was immitating him )

gotta hurt, landing on your heels like that! and then under water, i'd be scared shitless :s

his weiner is now even smaller for a couple of hours

i never thought so much things were shot with green screens hollywood you dissapoint me
must be weird to act though


5:00 some over the top screaming

i'm sorry but what tornado, it's not a tornado, it's heavy wind from the side, hurricane would be more accurate than tornado (though it's probably just heavy wind)

still, crazy how fragile technology is compared to nature

i would seriously eat that, but only up till the blueberry pancake, from there on i wouldn't, but pizza+taco??? hell yeah

now he can have 35 years of fun, trying to glue everything back together, all starting with that piece

cool, effective, but i can understand people seriously don't like this

60° slope?
i'd be shitting my freezing ass D:

I want to be in that boat

wow!!! how cruel is that, they have a BUTCHERknife and they CUT the head of the snake? just CHOP it of, thats what the knife is for , poor snakes (I'd eat cooked snakes but raw??)

I have an idea, let cthulhu or fishmen have the same contest, peel of the skin of these chinese 'cooks' with a blunt knife, cut them and fry them a bit, lets see how they like it, oh and they have to scream in agony or the chef fails!

okay lets wait for the train!!
barrier closing, good good
second barrier closing LET'S GO FOR IT
...

christopher walken is the best

2:34 it almost looks like he has a 3rd arm :o

one of the main characters of half baked, pretty funny movie

"do this to me" WTF egocentric!
she freaks out too hard, I'm wondering what kind of parent she is
THATS TOO MUCH JELLY ON YOUR TOAST RAAAAAARGHHHH *hypervenilate*

was that jackie chan?????? he looked a lot like him!

#8, i think you mean his body in general, that impact could crush a skull with ease

you can see that the earth isn't flat from up there, thats how high it is...

i was so scared just from watching this vid (i hate being afraid of heigths)

i was forced to watch it, almost vomited with the scene "say it, i'm a monster, blablablabla" DUDE you just SHINE in daylight, burn the F*CK up already

I cringed a lot

the poking was hilarious
and reaction too
over all epic
(and she's good looking indeed)

he couldn't DODGE the traffic

#1 LOL
mother is looking "laugh a bit more, make my day"

the cat is disturbing, it's more like a furry clawball that wants gravity to come the F*CK back

#6 you are wrong, it's from hitchikers guide to the galaxy
HAH i got it!!!

very accurate i must say
he made the Awesome bomb ugly indeed

my guess is that light breaks through glass at the same angle as it does in glycerine

#5:50 why take him down when he's not resisting...

#2, it's a kiwi
#(removed comment) my predictions are you are gonna get downvoted, it's cute, it's a bird that can't fly, like ostriches and chickens, so he wants to know how it feels to fly THAT is what it's suposed to be

they are watching footgame... foot.. game
hahaha awesome xD

awesome what they said they had eaten, haha, so true!

now thats a useful skill :/

HE'S THE (little) MAN!!!
what he says is pretty true, he's a kind of mature for his age :p
men are too easy to manipulate by men: fact
men will do almost anything to get a girl to kiss (or further) him, if she is pretty: fact
oh an another fact: most of the time, pretty girls just use you to see if they can (the b*tches )
the woman in the swimmingpool walked kind of strange ^^

skillz
he has them

#6, you mean someone else is watching my porn????????????

triple backflip+ perfect landing... thats over 3000 points :o

this is AWESOME!!!!!
well found, well made, and earcandy!

that was a definite win for the little man

#7 yet they came

lol 0:43 saudi fm: court will review rape victim's sentence
random note
2:00 omfg fallout3/ Fat Master Chief

and when the video stops, look at the male host

everytime a kitty opens a door, domo kun downrates a comment

hilarious but dangerous, if the salesman fails to hold on, he won't survive the fall at that speed, without any protection 'except for his ridiculous helmet, thats a helmet you wear on a scooter...)
+ all the camera's, i'm gonna have to (unfortunately) call fake, but it's funny ^^

66? thats not THAT old

#10 you mean Lada?

It does look like a Zerg indeed I'd say a combination of an infestor and a drone :p

don't go in alone, there's always someone that will rat you out or stop you, if you loot, do it in numbers :p

i'm going to have to disagree, the answer to everything is not puppies, those lousy little flee bags are not capable of such acts, 3 other things on the other hand, can:

1. bacon: It's a mans best friend, its taste, smell and greasy feel will oil up the rusty machine we call Wallstreet again (I'm sure it happened before)
2. Batman: he can do anything as long as he has enough preparation time + he batman makes everything funny, so he will make it all beter + funnier, maybe not cuter, but definitly funnier ^^
3. chuck norris: there is no explanation necessary of how he will solve it, simply put, he IS the solution

wonder how the officer was, since he radioed for an ambulance

#6: you could put on the blinker if you wanted to mislead the officer, or his first plan was to actually drive way
secondly: he did it on purpose since he didn't stop immediatly (even if you are old you stop hitting gas when you hit another car) and thirdly, you could hear him try to drive away but I think his front wheels were fo the ground (judging from the sound and lack of movement)

how do some people actually GET their license

I've heared of this, autistic people who are extremely talented with 1 thing, but all the rest is off (like counting, cooking, anything...)
there is also an autistic kid who can draw anything he sees extremely accurate... they are gifted, too bad they are not really accepted by society

though epic fail, it's been posted before
she's blonde, what can you say

just... AWESOME music
certainly to poledance on :p
and why do some girls think they are extremely sexy when drunk, it boggles the mind

oh and #4, they are just crawling from under the tent,if you want to hug a falling pole, good chance you'll get more injuries than the bride has now

now what is that kid doing with a keyboard on his lap :p it has a screen, but no powersource :p

not in all countries can you sue a company for not telling you your cookie contains sugar and therefore makes you fat, lawfully the woman didn't do anything wrong...

that wasp got rickroll'd!!

he should have seen that one coming, trying that right after the other one knocked his hat of? thats just stupid
everone knows russians are good at kicking people in the face

i like the beat
+ check those black women, they instantly start dancing

some of those falls/hits must have hurt a LOT

hhaaha, cute
and pretty good music

ahk, we call these things bulldozers too but #11 is correct, it's a front end loader, thanks ^^

#13, maybe one of em is a robot, who knows, who cares, it's supposed to be art oO

say my name!

this was awesome!! seriously! I'm a big fan of fps, and parents tend to think i have this (aka "you're addicted to those games you play)

very original ^^

#3:indeed!!
i liked it, it's pretty true, catchy and the picture on college humor was awesome

#3, thank you for your comment, captain obvious

if they paniced they'd be dead,...

poo rocket away!!!

he rocks

ruin your child's self esteem, hehe, i'm gonna get me one when i get kids

"that is assault!"
lol, if you didn't see that coming, you don't deserve to call him fat, he wasn't fat, he was bigboned

creepy face!
she(male) is probably a God to horse fetishists

which one was first, this commercial or the one where he's brushing his shoes? I think this one

serious product placement (yeah the camcorders I know) but look at their caps, blue and white are the colors associated with Samsung, the confetti is mostly white and blue, blue sweater, pearly white shoes, in the back boxes with blue and white

on another note, I wish I could throw them like that, even though it's a pretty useless skill

now THAT is a commercial
priceless reaction of the man "well hello there "
awesome

trucks? they can be nice
Pubs? they are awesome 99% of the time
a pub in a truck?? you can't go wrong with that, a moving pub, inventor i salute you!
cute girls behind the bar? nice extra!
cute girls dancing on the stage of the pubtruck? now you just made my day

well, he IS an English gentleman, it's all etiquette

soooo cute ^^

let's crash that wedding!!!

first i was like poor thing, then i was like RUN FOREST RUN
beautiful cat btw, seems so soft
(high ground owns )

i love pixar!

hilaryous!!!

your gonna want to have wrist control
epic video

no offence, but WTF!!!! i felt like kicking her in the face and yell calm the F*CK down!
...

#2 got 2 cats, doesn't work on either, they only raise their asses, thats all

anyway, i was waiting for a fury clawball attack because of the title, was dissapointed it didn't happen still kinda cute though

i still think this should be more underground, instead of guys showing off trying to put on a cool face, what they do is pretty cool, but dunno :s, gel in hair, topless, i mean come on seriously?

people never listen to this, unless it is brought in a fun way, like this guy

....... you know

#(removed comment) ever heared of peace through superior firepower?

the guy who said "sweet" should do some game voices
epic explosion, only men can rejoice in it

you can't be straight with that tie

1. the man doesn't fit in his uniform
2. the man can't grab his gun, his arms are in the way
3. the man can't grab his cuffs, same reason as nr 2
4. the man will still die when shot...

I'm in ur waterz
stealing ur fish

thats in antwerp belgium

#3= WIN

she had been drinking? she was plastered!

and then i became a foot fetishist

now thats a NOM

#4, please stop the i'm a pig fan of snotr thing, just comment on the movie, it's quite annoying :/

i don't usually do this, but i'm gonna call fake, at least at the scene where he passes the police, you didn't see him at all, even if he went 300 an hour, you should still be able to see him

again Remi from n'importe qui

i'm just wondering why the team doesn't react to the stranger among them

same guy who made this http://www.snotr.com/video/1002
he has some awesome stuff!

he seemed to like it a bit too much

1:09, she's in school, shouldn't she pay attention???
awesome though ^^

edit: this video must be old because i've heared that these days chat roulette is full of penises :/

#3 isn't that how we like em, wet n feisty? xD (couldn't pass on this opportunity)

all that delicious milk... gone D:

they see me rollin, they hatin

I would not want to put my hand between the plate and the ball :/

#5 I was thinking so too, I think it's cause they 'rigged' the paths with cameras, I don't see any other way

I miss robot wars

the guy was singing the indiana jones theme, NOT the superman theme...
He threw the ball through the ring, so technically it's not a dunk, but still very nice

#5 the force is strong with him
impressive move!

started with slingshot, then bb gun, and he started when he was 3 to 4 years old, thats parenting :p
anyway, the guy is awesome, he's good, dangerous but good

looks so peaceful up there, and beautiful
and then they had a conversation of what 'food' they wood eat

was funny yet breathtaking

it was Allah's will

i love the music!!!!! then again i love nintendocore!
anyone knows the songname????

what can i say, cat's don't like wather

BOOM HEADSHOT

#2 silly woman it's beaten

#2, you underestimate the power of the force/crystal

i bet you can still turn on the ps3, but you won't be able to play without a screen now can you

2:02 no more gravity yet he can still let himself fall into the chair?

#6 it's a dumbass, that will miss a jump within 3 years and die
seriously, how dangerous was that

SHORYUKEN!!!

#9... he's robbing a GUNSTORE, that alone is stupid

#1, i have faved too many vids from snotr, their database couldn't handle everyones joyful faving of 90% of the vids

#2, i was thinking the same xD

i would plead insanity ^^

it's not only in prison, they've been doing it for some time now (outside prison that is)
http://www.tooshocking.com/videos/4697/Gruesome_Eye_Tattoo_Footage
here you can see it happening, doesn't seem like inmates, but it does seem painful as hell

it's by the same guy who made the mechanic calculator (also out of wood) he makes amazing things with wood and such

the voices sound odd :s
but the rock owns!

again, that stupid music -_- they use it for every video these days, it's not a bad song but it's used too much

some made me laugh
and 1:18 i can't help but think BOOM HEADSHOT
and fyi 2:11 that guys leg is not only broken, its completely dislodged

how the hell can he follow the falling blocks, too many buttons, so little time oO
he must have spent hours on that game :s

i was going to call fake too, too many people would not like topless girls in the street and blablabla. They would never allow such a campaign, though it would be fun, seeing boobies while driving
0:35 where the best i think

it's the blob all over again!

"let's do the timewarp agaaain"

the book was already partially ripped, so it was easier to tear it apart, but still, she probably already did the first half

"china offers to erase debt if every American eats mud for 10 seconds"
I love that information scroll thingy :p

I am scarred for life

#4 play half life 2 and you'll know

the guy is dying of laughter hahahaha
well at least they realised they should have helped

now thats a moshpit

you can't call it "secret testing" if it's on the news, now can you

carrying 19 pints over 40m now that IS talent! bring me more woman!

I thought a mechanic was suposed to know what he does, instead of saying 'next step'

if you want more of this man, his name is Patrick Boivin
he has some cool stuff!

he's gonna regret that in about 15 minutes

now thats a workout for your legs :o

2:10 FACEPLANT
damn they are good, people who say they are show-offs...
what would YOU do if you had awesome acrobatic skills, I know I would show off, they do it in a non-douchebagway, they show off by doing cool stuff and funny stuff, not the hey-look-at-how-awesome-and-hot-type of stuff!!!
hat of to them! (i can only dream of their level of skill, I'm at a level -1 unfortunately )

strongest cheecks ever? you really need to stretch your legs out and contract all you muscles to pull that off
I wanna do that too, seems fun

now we bring you tractor from hell!!!! the new metal band!

lol, it's filmed in such a way it looks as if it is made by hand but it's real, that is what makes it so cool!

journey to the center of the couch: the seating, the camera and the cat

I couldn't stop laughing when the legs were still out

#9, I'm not excluding the fact that it could be an accident, it is indeed very well possible but it really looked as if he did it on purpose, as you may also know, elderly people can do strange things when they are angry.
I once walked past an older woman, i didn't touch her or anyhting but she poked me really hard in my back with her cane for no reason, then she was provoking me and calling me names (little dirt bag, you youngsters, blablabla you know, their age is always better), when I asked (politely) what I had done she said I walked in her way and that I was trying to make her loose her balance. I'll say it again, i walked passed her, not passing her and then suddenly move in front of her, just what you normally do when you are faster then the person in front of you. when I told her I didn't do whatever she thouhgt I did, and IF I did, that I didn't do it on purpose, she almost smacked me again, so I held off the cane, told her that the street isn't hers and she should stop making a scene out of it, and walked away (she was still yelling)

now imagine this typ of person behind the steering wheel in that car, if he thought (since the driver was a he) he didn't deserve the ticket, he could go into an elderly rage and do something stupid

I do agree that the possibility he did it on purpose is small, it is STILL a possibility, since this movie doesn't show us everything (it was once on America's most shocking videos or something but I can't remember how it went)

anyway there you go a +1 for your theory (though you shouldn't be so harsh on the other comments, doesn't make you look like a nice person but more like someone who thinks he's smarter than the rest )

#10 he tased the man???

now THAT is a splash we have one too in belgium, but this one is way bigger ^^

i can't stop laughing

cool, but can't be good for your CD drive no?

#12, i've seen about 2000 vids on this site, and i remember all of em -_-, it's a gift and a pain in the ass to remember everything that isn't quite useful in life
anyways, congrats on the 3000th video *joins in for a glass*

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeee

i was wondering if he just got scared of he got an attack of epilepsy :p

#5, captain obvious strikes again indeed

you perfected it indeed
real smart trying out experimental fireworks INSIDE
anyway, that was the worst fake everrrr xD
if it were real he lost at least 3 fingers :s

0:23 hump hump

#4, stubborn and skill, i wouldn't make those shots even if i tried a 100 times

when i was in dominican republic, i was wearing bright yellow, a hummingbird passed me really close several times, so i think you could be right #3

1:48 i hope the inside of the car is waterproof :s
nice car

oh and #2, they have the money and time for it, which we unfortunately don't

#10 the rocket gets sort of thrown out of the tube before it actually fires, thats how the thing works, javelin is not a bazooka

if the air escapes it creates a vortex, the smoke makes it possible for you to see that vortex, so it's not fake you bloody morons

kitteh can not has cheezeburger appereantly

fail donut

why is the beetle humming michael flatley's lord of the dance?

i missed the awesome action in the video appereantly

hahahaa ok that was unexpected ^^
but as a rule, never ask a girl out when she is with friends, even if she wants to she's probably not gonna say yes if her friends aren't ok with you

a bit unorthodox i must say, i was half expecting a Jackie Chan drop kick ^^

#(removed comment), it's probably as #4 says, com system
The driver can't decide because he needs to focus on the road 100% he has to trust his navigator to lead him correctly, I think they hitted the tires with the side of the boat, probably got the propeller out of the water a bit and couldn't turn...
bad turn that's all

awesome, he's got more talent than me :p

not healthy is an understatement, you loose conciousness because your brain doesn't get enough oxygen, it kills braincells, lot's of em

#6 yeah, how do they even come up with the plan to even post this on youtube "hah, we are valets using other peoples cars, hahaha, here's my face, now fire my ass yo"
...

btw, one of the guys laughs like a baboon :/

0:31 wilhelm scream!

awesome, just awesome

where does he hide that much porn!

and thats why I don't feel like having kids

the music was too loud, the voices are being supressed by it, otherwise, very fun video!

heh, one pro about not feeling your legs, it hurts less when you fall, crude joke but true :3
nice skills

this is why you need some skill in physics when building a ramp, if not, it WILL go wrong

i know this song!
i've heared it somewhere, anyone know if it has like a full version?
this song owns

most old people can't drive, let alone fly...

leap of faith!

even the little kid would own my ass in a fight

ANYONE would have thar reaction with a spider that big, but if you put it on my mom, she'll have a heart attack

hooolly hell! a biliard ball???

stupid, but so awesome

I uploaded it too
about a month ago, ah well, good vid

the hamster
*puts on sunglasses*
ran him over
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I wonder how many stores have a poster of him to kick him out whenever he got close :p

he's epic

before it broke down, it made enough power to light the city :p

the movie was awesome

I think the kid is gay

the ball changed course over the mud, poor chap

the one with the gymnast joke
isn't that the guy from, "what what in the butt"?
he really looks like him

IMPOSSIBRU!

just because you can, doesn't mean you have to...

what I want from you? a slushee please
Thank you come again to you too !

you type "never do it" but all I see is "Do it now" don't encourage me damn it!

that... was hilarious!!!!
dancing ninjas, dudes with swimming glasses (or whatever it is called) getting a bucket of water splashed at there face... the only thing that made sense (in the real song) would be the 'bright eyes' part... lol awesome remake

nom nom nom nom
when the egg comes back out it first looks a bit like a frog don't you think?? a little black and white frog

always audi versus mercedes and BMW right?
hehe, they are good

#(removed comment) and #12 you troll, get the hell of this site

0:45 that kid is like 14 years old (maybe even younger ), and he jumps over 2 metres, now that is skill... I'm happy i can jump from the sidewalk on the street and the other way around

#18: i'm not talking about how he wears his trousers, i'm talking about how he jumps, the fact his pants are that low probably makes it even harder, whats your problem against rollerbladers dude, did you fall with em, broke your ancle and swore revenge??

#7: i go with eight, hash and cocaine were great

#2, think a for a bit, your PISSdrunk, which means not even a gunshot next to your ear will wake you, so yes it can happen...

good music, fitting for the video
Water truly is magical

#2, shweppes is more yellow like so yes it's water as far as i can tell

looks to me as if the motor is too powerful for the kart, it seems to be loosing grip the whole time, to much horsepower for it? (it looks as if it can't go in a straight line because of it)
anyway, nice tuning :p

epic!

these communists are aaaaall cowards
skulls everywhere!! run!!!

0:50, goatse

#2, gotta agree

turn on your bunzenburners *chklick* MWUUURRGHHH

the failboat sails home

haha, keep applauding! that is what you came for after all

let me explain it to you so you will understand:
dis al4rmcl0ck is 4 teh lulz!!! iz a joke lololol
get it now?...
damn, it's family guy, everything they do is to ridicule stereotypes and all, don't take it seriously ffs

no way, that ball would have completely destroyed the car

0:47 hahahaha
and, they just took the fast way to get down a flight of stairs to a whole new level

#3 and jeans stores

#2 they are accurate as hell, just not at that range which such short time to react, no?

#23
11. lie about the size and squeezyness of the boobs
12. tell your friend you got her phonenumber
+those are some nice boobs in that ad!

and all they are younger than 25 judging from their posture...
and who would rob an apple store WITHOUT masks, seriously :p
anyway, in belgium the products in applestores are attached to the desks so this wouldn't be possible

nice grab

i think thats the shipgraveyard, in india or something

(note the ship on the right, they cutted out a whole chunk)

#13, it's not an Iphone young man, it's an Ipod shuffle

a lot better than the Xfighter launch this one broke up because it was meant to do so, not because it tore appart
very well made!

it's almost like he did it on purpose, 0:04 you hear the engine and suddenly he goes faster... same goes for everytime he's heading for an obstacle (read brick wall, pole, ...)

as for the red car, when it stood still they should have gotten out and push the car by hand, it wont slide as fast and it's easier to control

i agree with #6 that first car kept stepping on the gas

he has the look in his eyes, the gaze of, god i love 3 year olds...

it's creeping the sh*t out of me

#17, and his nickname

see, #16, you did not find this funny but maybe #15 did, it is his right to think stuff is funny that you might find unfunny/offensive. if you do not like that fact, please remove yourself from the internet because this will happen more often than one can count

nothing to do with fear, all about math, you make the weight more to the nose of the car, make it go fast enough, and trust the driver to know when to shift gear and how to drive straight... it's not rocket science

#16, people who are unsure about themselves will be
transgender, transexuals, all people who aren't considered normal can be

If a business man walks in it and has let's say a butplug up his arse, it's his right, people will judge him, security or not, they are people and they will judge you, doesn't matter if he/she tells about it, it's about ethics

i'm not saying i don't want these scanners, they are useful, but i can understand that people oppose to it

#3 you're generalizing, not all fps are like that

#10, why do you rate comments down then, because they aint yours? rate when they have nothing to with the vid, or annoying ro whatever, but not with normal comments, thats just pathetic trolling

why is there glass in the doorway

most epic commercial EVER

captainfuckface, if the sun becomes a supernova (IF that even happens) we're probably gone extinct anyway, sun will expand blablabla lots of fire and explosions blablabla destruction and stuff

but until then, let's just have some fun and fly people to the moon okay

she scored some beaver

at the end someone says "dude, we have to do that over again" or something

how did he not puke oO

the ne man starts at a young age
men, we must unite against this!

best invention since the fridge!

the photo accusations of google earth are totally unrelated, i mean seriously? who cares

as for the don't be evil, they ARE trying to take over a lot of things, and they will most likely become something like BnL from wall E
but they aren't trying anything bad, for now

from an anti matter universe? it would explode instantly if it came in touch with matter (AKA air and such)

i like it ^^

*walks away acting cool*

"and *gluck* here's my spleen"

the song just didn't fit :p

google has the most awesome commercials I've ever seen, along with heineken, those are funny as hell, but these, are just plain sweet, I rewatched the potato part 5 times to see how everything went

I hate the show they put around it too, doesn't look too easy to sing it, I'll give her that, but shit, you just raped a perfectly good song

#9, wow, obvously a toy gun is fake, I mean how can you recognize it, it's not like it has a red plastic thing at the end of the barrel (like they neef to have in Belgium)

wall: you! shall not! pass!!!!!

#7, when walking on coals you move pretty fast, you don't wand to stand still on them, it's different

#1 sorry to hear that!
awesome video, thinking it is just water
I like it but i would also like to see a choreography on rock music or powermetal or another style of music (sonata arctica or kamelot, it's pretty good and i thinkit could be quite good for some waterchoreography)

I'm gonna pass if he asks if he could lick my icecream, he'll lick it clean of in 1 lick ^^

hehe now you se how big their cheecks are

he achieved it to be diferent but i don't think he will get a job that easy like this
he looks a bit like the elephant man :s

you got drifting and you got drifting, but this is MAD skills!
damn

yessss, I saw it on tv a lot, thats probably our best commercial ever
and it's not really a transport company, it's public transportation, trams and buses and stuff
but still awesome ad, I'm proud it got to snotr

all hail rolecages xD
he's ok i'm sure, but that was one awesome jump!

blackisotope= troll
what more is there to say, he is TRYING to make us angry and flame him, so just ignore him, and rate his comments down so we don't have to look at them ^_^
(and of course wait for a permanent ban)

would be cool if it was in blacklight paint, then he could have different colors so awesome

#12 was about to say too that it only has 350HP, but still, that is a massive amount for such a small and light vehicle.

I didn't know Bugati was french, but what I do know is that I want that car :p

i'm gonna call crazy, seriously batshit crazy they dare to do that stuff...

I'm so jealous

Segway on 1 weel
too bad, when it gets mass produced, it will probably be like the Segway, which is not a hit
it looks fun, but it will be too expensive for 90% of the people :s

i'm waiting for someone to call animal cruelty on this one too -_-
that was too cute

LOL at the dubbed voices they sound so childish xD

And how bad ass is making a not of your sliced sinew to make a permanent fist!!

airtime + 360 + backflip

5490 points!!!!!

she had a bit of a tremor in her voice, she was emotional so cute ^^
and very nice of beyonce too!! (damn look at those legs )

as for Gaga, she's trying to gaggag herself, or at least make someone do so, seriously, less birdnest in the face please :o

wow, the girl that screamed made it even more terrifying :s

i liked it a lot!!!!!
catchy tune and what he says is true!!

well found, safe way to get it out

crap beer, awesome commercials

#1, though i think the military thing was cooler, ropeskipping is freakin hard too, nice preformance

I want to see him walk loaded like that

i loved the corn one XD

lyrics anyone?
awesome

(DOUBLE)CHEESE ALL THE WAY

#(removed comment), seriously, you really think every country in Europe has the same color of uniforms for police????? it's not a country ffs...
belgium has blue too, it's just Germany i guess, maybe it's even an intervention team of some kind

whats the point in hitting someone if they don't get hurt

an image enhancer that can bitmap... what does bitmap have to do with enhancing :s

she cheated!

i think these days the math for the jump is better too

i'm sorry, she DID give you syfilis

#8 you should tell us the whole story now! (i'm curious now)

#5 my thought exactly :s
and the people in the red trucks (i assume they made it) aren't even warning them :s lunchbreak?

very good motion sensor, goes after the largest moving object i think, anyone else any ideas?

tensed his muscles too hard, you shouldn't lift weights out of your class, extremely unhealthy

#13, the muscles needed enormous amounts of oxygen, not enough went to his brain so he passed out, also because of the lifting, all the blood goes to his muscles and when he lets go it can run freely again, so it's a sudden pressure drop, which is the same as a headrush

the empty yet gleeful eyes are never a good sign for a driver

pepper floats because of the surface tension (same way water striders can walk on water)
soap breaks the surface tension so the pepper sinks (if there were water striders in the bowl, they would drown too)

#11 makes me think a lot of a movie, Evolution

dragons are not the good kind of capitalists...
#27, thanks for sharing

didn't see that one coming
must have been an AWESOME bachelorparty

0:57 douchebag alert!

3:13 w00t? why w00t...
(+, giant magazine he's using oO)

in monster truck driving, that's not a blooper, that is scoring big time
as for the F1 driver, he's lucky he didn't take of his helmet just yet

gay mr proper xD

someone has a bad case of 'her period'
men, stay away!

2:08 he's speechless!
#27 why? cause he might stalk you now? I think you'll stalk him before he'd stalk anyone

that is NOT how you make me a sammich woman!

... but they're just not interested in m.. AAAARGH THE PAIN AARGH blublublub

everyone thinks they themselves can't make a difference, but if everyone goes in together, they will stop, problem is, if you do it on your own, you're likely to get the 2 groups against you

It's all psychology, unfortunately

#1 You didn't screw it up

they're ragdolls when they fall down, must be freakin creepy!

awesome, but in general, i don't think it's that easy to stop at that slope at that speed with just 1 ski

I submitted this about a month ago oO (when it was still relevant)
they must get a lot of submissions

#6, so the military was like "have a bomb, a camera and a lake, go enjoy yourselves"? awesome

it kinda looks like a retarded frog in its movement

i want to see the making of

It's a mechanical Sarlacc!!

this is going to be better than the twilight saga, SO MUCH BETTER

I cringed, very hard

#8, so you are into old people? xD

gonna have to go along with #27, and if you do it up your nose there will be a flame coming out his nose, not a source of light next to it :/
+ he's under the camera when he's "crying"

#(removed comment), in beglium we got a LOT of brands, good beer, some of em are around 8% up to 12%
don't drink and drive :p

is that a raven? I thought ravens were completely black

It's most likely a commercial, isn't that the Hyundai logo?

now it only needs a better brand of beer

but damn, their commercials are the best

I cried a bit

horrible... how can you enjoy beer tapped like that :/

i dont feel like scuba diving but damn he has AWESOME drifting skills!!!!!! wish i could drive like that!

it looks a lot like the fountain in Las Vegas in front of that hotel or casino or what was it, no? i wonder who was first, this one is definetly bigger though

#3 i agree he has a very tranquil voice, you just get relaxed by hearing him talk... his job is insane, lots of respect!!

they can even go further than that, but i think the amount of hangar they had was limited , there are sooo many possibilities with this thing, like when you see a group of smoking people, they hear a distant bam, they look at you not knowing what happened, they see SOMETHING standing, and suddenly wooooooosh hihi, soo much fun with this thing, apart from giant smokecircles (that thing has GOT to learn me how to do it)

knock knock joke to the extreme

gaaaaaaaaaargghhhhhhhhhh
Arnold can say that and EVERYONE knows what he means

this explains it, drugs, it's only natural!
cats on catnip are awesome! really if my cat is high it runs around chasing everything and nothing

i think the pilot misunderstood the concept of pulling up -_-
1 word: invert axis

must have taken a long time to make!!!
i wouldn't have the courage to start this but damn, the results are worth it!

I'm no fan of football but I'm proud we are on nr.4 of this list ^^

the nr.1, if he missed his teammates would have killed him

more humane, mor fun to watch, and more fun for the dogs too
You could even give them superhero suits for fun, it will lower prestations of the dog but it would make it pretty funny

we never got a chance to breed her
hahahaha well made, rude, but same goes for racing horses

thinking this was made by 1 man and it's stronger than a tank... did it have ANY openings? (i saw the rifles but i heared it was airthight)

he should go for pixar, they are the best of the lot no?

#21, depends on how you look at it, there is pain and there is pain with fun
I can't see why people watch a program called 'scared' or something, where people show off their grossest injuries and all, THAT is gross, someone how falls into a lake is NOT painful, it's hilarious... you see the difference now?

just saw it somewhere else, looks so gross, was thinking of uploading it here too
#3, it looks like zerg indeed, the thingy you see when you take over a human base or something

my guess is that he passed customs officials by not putting on the handbrake, then he ran for the truck and made a getaway with a ton of coke ^^

if anyone is wondering what they are saying, it's Dutch:
"look look look, he's on it"
"yes, it's so cute!!"
not that interesting but i felt like translating

i'd still like to call FAIL on the cyclist

the kid/man HAS to teach me those moves, I have wanted to learn how to do the hammer for sooo long now!

#18:i did not see a gaping hole at the base of the structure so that is not an option...
anyway, i don't want to dig in to this WTC stuff because all people have different opinions, it is a fact though, that it wasn't the first terrorist attack on the wtc, you can have endless discussions about it, saying "look a puff there on the builing, must be from an explosion", or "structure was weakened..." i dont care, what matters is that a lot of people died and it will take a long time to figure out who did it. And if they find out, what will happen then? yay we got him everyone happy? no, it won't bring back the dead... it will just ground up the grief and memories, we'll see what the future brings

I only wonder why the government would do that, and don't tell me that it was because of the oil in Afghanistan or Iraq because they didn't quite profit from the war as far as i know.

with the brickhouse, he aimed too high, if it was a full on blast it MIGHT have survived, though it was still impressive
the cannon itself looks like it came from an old scifi movie

so cool!!! you could actually be playing wars with those planes

they just overlayed a "paintjob" on her face, they didn't digitalise it.. right? or was the whole thing an animation, if so that would be too damn cool!!!

i think the song is from AFI, i like em ^^
those guys can drive btw!

2:25 the guy with the buggy xD
but seriously WHY
and it's funny, for the reason #12 mentioned
thus, he is fail

and your pet will love it too xD

you can hear the feeling of/for the music is missing but it's still very impressive indeed

now i know where the buzzer sound in quizzes come from

original!!!!!!

and showing off all his pizecups!!!! they are so tiny ^^

i agree with all of you guys

fail?

no one got out to help?

#9, I understand what you mean, but I just get creeped out by those kids in the movie, I don't know why though

look mother, i'm flexibel, YES but you're Violet!!!

#8 i lol'd, maybe a bit to hard for my sanity's sake, then again, i completely agree with you, the possibilities are endless!
I are watching you eating the marshmallow, i are catching you cheat! YOU FAILED!!!! mwahahaahahahahahahahaahahhaha, wife, get me my belt

AWESOME!!!!!!!

#15: iDead?

you made it!!!! good for you!!!! i would have given up at the first pizza place

could you all help what movies those explosions came from???
0:41: the rundown (i think)
0:58 lucky number slevin
1:09 obviously iron man
1:13 from dusk till dawn
1:15 no country for old men
1:20 man on fire
1:22 hancock
1:51 Robocop
1:55 the dark knight
1:59 Con air (lol nicholas cage is not a cool guy)
2:15 wolverine origins

but some of the movies (mostly those at the start) seem very interesting but i don't know em please help ^^
loved the keyboardsolo, it was a bit 8bit-like ^^

what's all the fuzz about removed comments?
as for the vid, i go along with #1

he's just good

#(removed comment), thanks for the explanation! and yeah, i meant shotgun loads, i thought it was called shrapnel

#8 are you crazy, only one who is his equal is batman...

I'm jealous, i want to blow stuff up too
anyway, if you looke at the baseplate, its shoved a bit into the ground too, so if you take those away, both anvils wont be stable and wont shoot of that straight and certainly not that high

the man sounds like the trailer voice of pablo fransisco

must be insanely difficult to land there

nomnom now you got half a shark
as long as it aint a megalodon i'm fine...

she's not gonna break up, it's gonna be make up sex for sure, #4, i definetily agree

shush mister, i want to hear the music!!!

hehe redneck fun

#4, well driving and parking are different worlds after all
as for #10: some people get there through hard work and excersise, others just give awesome blowjobs

#5, i had pet rats, they aren't agressive at all, wild rats probably are but tame ones are very fun and smart pets!

i want to be in his place right there!

it was the woman

... i hate kids with an attitude (see: his entrance) and why the gloves, he looks like he has giant malformed hands now

annd i have to agree with #6, he isn't that impressive, when he tried to be fluent, he wasn't, i'm not saying he aint good but he's not snotrworthy

1:36 he is holding the weapon wrong, the barrel is pointed away from the dead people

and you'll never finish what without cheating??

he has a point but he generalises a bit too much

if there is one thing i've learned from this movie, it is that pidgeons have a shitty aim

#5 thanks
oh and do you know how the sound supression water thing works??? i never got that part

a new hero in town!!! BEARDMAN!!!!! he fights for tea and justice!

INSOLENCE!!! epic
and the soap opera, it's so true

let's have a contest, "what do you think he said to her that made her slap him!" winner is decided by most upvotes

#8 they from Holland, he says "oh (god)verdomme neen" or something in that order, which mean "oh (god) damn it no"

#1 the way you say it makes me think you're trying to say allah is general AKBAR

people people!!! badboy and hitler are 2 trolls, just thumb down their comments so we don't have to look onto their retardation

as for the video, would be more funny if it wasn't for those annoying replays...

#5 i guess you're talking about heineken

that looks hard

bike still looks pretty ok for such a crash

... annoying kid, OMAGAAWD THAT WOZ HUUUUGE, pleaaaaaase say that on another tone
the guy who planted the bottle got lucky it didn't go off in his hands

and the second huy, why would you pick up a live bomb, i mean, seriously, even if it doesn't involve fire, it's still dangerous as hell

#16 MSI FTW!!!!!!!!!!

thats not a WOOOOOOO moment, thats an "aw shit, are you ok man?" moment

#5, correction eastern Europe, in the rest we speak, Dutch, French, English, German, Italian and spanish (and Swiss)

but not vodka vodka nazdrowje
:p i believe this is Poland too

what's the song at the start?

and anyone know what movie(s) it is at 0:24 some epic weaponary appereantly

I want to see 99% of the movies displayed, it's special effects and explosions what more does one want (anyone has a list of movies used? or are they all displayed at the start)

and yes i got an epicgasm of this movie

awesome, but i'd be scared shitless if i was on board and flipped :o

and 20 minutes to flip??? thats extremely fast!!

holds #10, aaaaaah scared too

#4, i love that movie

#4 thanks xD i sent it in :3

#9 yeah sure, but the landing with his feet cracked the ice, it still must hurt though, but he landed with his full weight on his heels without even bending his knees to absorb the impact, it has to hurt a LOT to land like that on thick ice

welcome aboard!

i do this in games all the time

#3, damn you
I think he was one of the few who could actually educate you about physics, and you would understand it(i'm not saying you "know" it but you would understand what is going on)

he's awesome

it's concrete steel and glass not so much

#4 type in the search function of snotr "men are better than women"
you'll like him

if you post it you MUST credit the author, which is TheWeebl!!!!!!
please credit him (with a link or something)

#20, badger is also made by him, he also made crabs, pork, melons, profiteroles, waffles, narhwals, kenya, giraffe, ...
TheWeebl is amazing with making catchy tunes, I admit, some are better than others

#12, was thinking the same, why is she wearing a potato sack

as for the donkey, cats, get turned on when you play a certain note on a harmonica, maybe it's the same for donkeys

#3, meme=4chan

not ALL pussyfight (somewhere at the start there was jumpkick :p)
but in general yeah

#12, not really..., 2pac will make him tattoo his body, wear a cloth on his head and shoot people, now what is better, if you think along those lines

#22, one of those retards is probably TheProfessor, i don't mind getting downvoted, but if someone votes everyone down for no reason, what good does that do...

belgians all the way *being proun*

Gias your a moron, we aint a country that allows you to bring your gun everywhere you want
true story my ass

and as for the driving, not everyone can drive properly (i could say, look at women but i'm not gonna do that), it's not cause we're belgian we can't drive...

the man got skill, certainly if you look at his age

this isn't the full video, he also included a GPS, if activated the copter will go back to the spot where the engines were fired up

once had that in my room when we stayed in France, creeped me out when suddenly the back of the spider seemed to fall appart and crawl in all directions!!!!

not bad, but i must say that there are beatboxers out there who can make a whole song with their mouth, and they are alone

still very well coordinated, i wonder when they'll take over the Earth and call it Zaptoid

#1 spelling nazi says Tsunami!
(couldn't resist)

and wow, walking through town should be done in a scubasuit appereantly

#1 makes me crap my pants while I dream (yeah, afraid of heights)

how did she not laugh...

0:41 FLASHMOB!

too bad the sound was off sometimes

1:21 suggestives themes maybe?

he's arab for sure, only they can pull of stuff like this (aka: look at Dubaj)

be happy that the part where he blows in the air isn't placed somewhere else

why do they keep on shooting and shooting...

horrible song, seriously, they have no idea what melody means :/
I appreciate metal, but this is just bad

where's the marshmellows!

since no one has said it in Sovjet Russia, Granny kills YOU

wtf bear changes to a freakin knight for no reason oO (I AM AWARE)
EDIT: Ok I only noticed 5 changes :p

hahahaha the way it shut's off "her parents were alcoholics", as if that explains everything

I want a baby sitter, NOW

here you can finally here how much noise it makes
looks like a funny vacuumcleaner though :/
the techniques used are cool, but it doesn't have much use, same as segway

In his last show he said he's now not fluffy anymore but DAMN

one. million.dollars
did anyone else hear dr.Evil?

loved the one where he put a picture of putin in her lap :p

0:33, what movvie?

unlfagged!!!!!!!! is that cleavage or boobies :p

first I thought he was poking in front of it on purpose

Only in Japan

pastor/doctor???

damn, this looks more fun than skateboarding

#14, I wouldn't say the dragons are a standard, but yeah, just because you can, doesn't mean you have to :p

I'd snatch a brick or 2 from it

yeah he has got to be gay, though i wouldn't want his job full time, it's only the tease you get and not the action , you can look, touch, but i think it misses a certain 'touch' and 'feel' ^^

(finally my first comment after trying to register and never getting activation my dream has come true woot!)

yas and no, the skateboarding games would kinda suck since you cant make long jumps on the ground but can in the game

the racing would be impractical, sticking your arms out the whole time without suport or having an actual wheel in your hands (it helps a lot for controlling your vehicle)

Shooters without something in your hand, same problem as racing, you need to hold something to play well and make it more fun, otherwise there is no attachement between you and the game :s

awesome concept though, you just need to use objects for it to be awesome (to some games, probably not all of em ^^)

i think the cheese run starts with young cheese, but at the end of the race it's probably more like gorgonzola or something

#12: the answer is: no one knows: scientists have first prohibited, then begged him not to do any push ups. The contraction of his muscles are created by small, controlled roundhousekick-chainreactions (scientists can not explain how this is possible, since Chuck Norris does not need to actually do a roundhousekick to create this energy, they speculate his blood contains NanoNorris' who will preform this kick in the muscles).
However, scientists agree on the fact that if Chuck would do a push up, the energy that could be released this way would annihalte existence itself.
Information has leaked he did not agree because they asked him not too, it remains a mistery what his motives were for agreeing with the scientists.

that was amazing!!!!!!!!!!! they reacted superfast :o
I'd buy it, only problem is that when ou play a shooter you should be able to put it in a holderthing that looks like a gun, i think that'd be easier to play then holding a 'stick', though for rpg's this is insanely cool, if you can turn around and look behind your back but the problem is that you wont be able to see your screen (and moving is still under construction i think )

lol ownage? lousy door was too lazy to open himself
or MAYBE he couldn't get his door open and thought that this kind of ram would finally open it

i'm pretty sure some are impossible when they are unopened :s
the other video with guys doing pretty much the same thing is real though (i think, not sure)
but seriously, opening with your thumbnail??? no way, even though it'd be freakin cool if that was possible ^^

thats cute ^^ it's splashing like a baby in a bath

try to maintain your dignity while saying you use it...

he played ninja GAYden too often lol

there is no better song for this compilation
and at 0:38 what the HELL is he doing? trying to impress the woman on the right? must be an office party

0:44 i also think he misunderstood the concept of gravity, I guess it's the million dollar question, WHAT happens when you throw both feet in the air at the same time...

AND 0:48 I'm pretty sure he planned it

1:08 MULTI KILL

1:30 another office party, maybe even the same guy, he has the same awesome moves...

why is there always 1, big boned man, dancing, trying to impress a woman (or at least thats how it looks 99% of the time, even though they are married 80% of the time), and they seem to define dancing as trying to act like a turkey

i like his rythm a lot more than the other movie, he was all about speed but less rythmic to my opinion
sounds of the street nice work, wish i could drum

funsized owl!

So thats where House got all his knowledge from
and raise is an anagram of arse? was that a joke or does the word rase exist, or was he refering to the fonetical pronounciation of 'raise'? (not sure, my English is pretty good but I wouldn't know for sure)
anyway, this would be a fun game show if it were real!

awesome video, i know it but everyone PLEASE CREDIT THE ARTIST (and ASK EM if you can use it)
i think it is egoraptor who made this, I might sound like a bore but this doesn't feel right to post it without at least mentioning the artist

they might even report this as stolen, so watch out

those BMXers are insane, double front flip, 3 sideflips and whatever it is all called, they are messed up in the head, which makes them generally awesome!

and the bicer at the end, when he just missed the wall he just shakes his head!! damn, I'd instantly believe in higher powers and after the race, fall down on my knees and kiss the ground

how high can a man bounce :o
#6: photoshop aftereffects probably

damn, i wanted to send it in too
real smooth sound huh? :o

very easy to see how they do it, still a good trick

normally people would walk up to the exit and wonder "hmm, how come there is no door", upon which the door would open when you are looking for a doornob, that way you will learn they open automatically, which will probably completely blow your mind and make you spend the next hour passing through it with glee...

HE on the other hand seemed to think it's better to jump headfirst through glass, my point is, I don't even think he knew it was a door at al, OR he was on drugs, and thought there was an evil unicorn behind it

agree with #1 too
and was about to say the same as #5, this is parcour, free running is parcour in a city doing as you please, this is just showing of... takes away the awesomeness of free running

i think he had complete lift off, but the propeller is low so it would still be in the water when the boat got out

#6: HD is awesome ty
i love the song and clip, a feast for the eyes and ars, nintendocore is just really good (well, depends ofcourse, but this one is good!)

#15, i had a jolly good night, except from 1 horrible dream, where they invited megatron to letterman

aww charlie!! that really hurt *charlie smiles evil*
FEEL MY TOOTHY RAGE!!!

i didn't watch it whole, i thought it was scary

obama
he says what he thinks =D

omnomnom indeed ^^

weird skateboards, does anyone know the name? i mean they can go sideways with it without tripping over :o

#(removed comment), these days it is called, kitten playing with imaginary things

and then momma tiger came

anyone noticed that those people had a SLIDE worked in into their pool?? i mean FOR REAL??? those people have money, and i intend to follow the dog's example!

the baby was lucky it were still very young lions, otherwise the buffalo wouldn't have survived

what's wrong with magic the gathering?? it's pretty fun
Justine, i saw her youtube vids once, she seemed as if she was an attention whore, here she looks and sounds pretty normal to me... don't act justine, be yourself :3
I like the russian

for their 5 year anniversary, she scratched a heart with an arrow in his back?

i think it's weird they give it to a man with only 1 hand, while some people have no hands at all and have to use non electric hooks n stuff
anyway

ROBOCOP

it's been posted on snotr before :s
still extremely funny though

"go away poopoo, no one may see i did it in the toilet!"

i know stalker, but i don't know what you mean :3
then again i haven't finished the game (yet)

the man jumps through fucking glass, out of his own will, and it wasn't safety glass

yattaaaaa?

#17 now that would be a SHOCKING surprise!!
hehe... i said shocking

0:32 reminds me of http://www.snotr.com/video/3304

yeah, any lamborghini is completely different from a Bugatti Vyron, I don't know much about cars but that i know