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+111 1. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Just another day at the office

#1 I guess he punched her. You can clearly see the others in the office joining him on the beating.
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+109 2. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video How Beat A Nail

he totally nailed it!
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+78 3. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Ultimate Protection Cat

I love how the parents don't trust their babysitter with 2 cameras - one in the living room and one in the child's room.
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+66 4. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Dad pwns son using reverse psychology

The boy: "wtf just happened!?"
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+52 5. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Using proper english

This video is older than the internet.
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+51 6. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Huge backflip in wheelchair

If he falls down, he has an in genious joke on his side:

"Guys, i think i can't feel my legs!"
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+48 7. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Amazing recovering

no thinking, just reflexes... and they where the right ones.
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+44 8. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Surprised kitty

how annoying is that woman?
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+44 9. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Why Women Stay Single

most women seem to prefer stupid guys. at least that is what i see in the clubs nowadays...
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+44 10. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Cow Attacks Drunk Who Illegally Strolls Into Rodeo

"what is my wife doing here and why is she mad at me?"
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+41 11. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Soccer Ball K.O.

boom, headshot!
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+40 12. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Table 7

Heart-warming. <3

From now on I'm gonna imagine, that every fortune cookie i get is specially made for me.
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+38 13. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Russian Taxi Driver Threatens with Baseball Bat

i wonder wether the hatchet or the camera deescalated the situation
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+36 14. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video 2 camels in a tiny car

It seems he got a good deal for his ex-wife.
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+35 15. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Lucky Days!

#1 but i think, all luck is used up already. ticket won't win.
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+35 16. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Skydiving in a car

We can't stop here. This is bat country.
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+32 17. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Dont call big guys fat

the left guy is the douchebag here and deserved the chair in his face. he was accused of lying and got irrational and personal right on the spot... if that isn't a sign, that he really is a liar, i can't help myself.
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+30 18. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Sad or Happy

has to be a girl with that kind of mood swings
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+30 19. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Stupid Biker

2 reasons why he is an asshole:

1. He could hurt or kill other people.
2. He is way too fast to be an organ donor.
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+29 20. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Mass Brawl on Ice: KHL teams fight 6 seconds into game

The whole red/white team must have planned that. They don't even follow the "rules" / code of "honor"... they don't drop their gloves/helmets, they don't stop when the opponent (in this case victim) lies on the ground and they interfere with other fights...

they all should get arrested!
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+29 21. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Snoop Dogg on Weed(s)

"Stunt weed" ?_?
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+25 22. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video the young ones

ACHTUNG!!!
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+24 23. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video The future of Publishing

I wanna bone and ditch the first one.
I wanna merry the second one.
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+23 24. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Lance Burton sleight of hand

How? Why? I bet he has the same power like Hiro Nakamura - there is no way he can pull this off without it!
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+22 25. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Cat boxes dog face

I like how the cat is obviously pissed but also likes the dog and punches him without claws. :)
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+17 26. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video It was one in a million chance

If everyone who starts skating would have known all internet clips inclunding nutshots, every skater would wear cups.
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+16 27. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video The Bolas Spider

#1 Is Richard Attenborough the brother of Sir David Frederick Attenborough?
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+15 28. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Cameron Marshall ASU Hurdle

#5 But he weights like a ton and does not have very long to think about his move. So yeah, it is really impressive..
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+14 29. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Interesting magic trick ever

-- SPOILER --

#3
You start stepping counterclockwise on the X which is 3 steps right from the star.
Then you step clockwise for the same count of steps. If you didnt mess up counting, you are actually pointing at the City (3 steps right from the star - like the X in the beginning).
After he takes away some pictures, the moon is 4 steps away in both directions...

Works with any chosen number from 3 to infinity.
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+13 30. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Ronaldo Vs Rémi Gaillard

Ronaldo's clips are oddly blurry like in many cgi-powered virals...
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+11 31. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Bike Ramp Fail

look how he leans backwards off his bike before hitting the ramp... complete failure!
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+10 32. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Fire truck

#2 i think it will be on youtube etc automaticly
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+10 33. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Who Are You?

The one kid, that ran to the other game shop, wins.
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+10 34. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Smart Birds

"Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the word."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

*dance like crazy*
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+10 35. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Funny Bark

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+9 36. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Bubble man Returns!

If you don't find this ad totally disturbing, you are mutating to a japanese uber-human.
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+9 37. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Volcano Lava

hot stuff!
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+9 38. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Artificial organ regrowth.

#(removed comment) Video published 26 minutes ago, length 12:49 minutes... your comment 19 minutes ago...
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+9 39. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Scary walk

watching this makes my feet tingle (yes, i am afraid of heights)
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+8 40. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Ever seen country hip hop dancing?

Country HipHop seems to be sibling-genre to Hardcore Country: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OQfGtJnBpg
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+8 41. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Tiger Body Art

*rooooaaaaar*
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+8 42. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Face-Off With a Deadly Predator

Awwww... that one made my just smile. ::(|) <3
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+8 43. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope

Worlds weirdest seizure.
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+7 44. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video How to Catch Thiefs

flying bicycle style
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+7 45. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Kinetic paper craft sculpture.

#6 like the description of the vid says ;)
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+7 46. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Ewan Dobson

Could also have been a new track of Paul Kalkbrenner. :)
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+6 47. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse

All these replies say one thing - even if they sound mean:

great performance!
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+5 48. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Insane dog part 2

#9 - it's just the weather forecast for tomorrow ;)
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+5 49. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Smart Birds

THIS IS NUTS!
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+5 50. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Giant Stinson Beach Bubbles

reminds me of donnie darko
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+5 51. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Extreme sitting

crazy germans
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+4 52. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Aerobics Fail

vag-fart! 100% sure
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+4 53. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Safety Instructions

reminds me of "don't copy that floppy"
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+4 54. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Hospital Jump

he is already moaning in pain while flying by the landing ramp
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+4 55. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Amazing performance on the Russian bar

1. not a bar
2. not russian at all
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+4 56. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Pixels invasion

#3 same here
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+4 57. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Amazing card trick

#11 if you watch carefully you can see all the fake cuts. and a very obvious fake shuffle at the beginning. after she cuts the deck, he looks throu it and reverses the cut after that... :)

if you know some card tricks, the "magic" isn't that impressive, but his peerformance was very nice and entertaining
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+4 59. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video What is that ???

having a case of alzheimer's disease in my family, i had to cry watching this video. :'(
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+4 60. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Tree Man...

#3 don't tease him or "THE ENTS ARE GOING TO WAR"
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+4 61. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video SeaPort "lanslide"

I would shit my pants filming that from there...
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+4 62. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Showdown in a pub

"Dude, no more beer for you. I'm calling a taxi for you..."
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+4 63. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video What happens when we try to walk in a straight line blindfolded.

I bet it's because the earth is spinning - like water in a flushed toilet.
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+4 64. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Speed Charcoal Drawing

Music: The Notwist - Consequence
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+4 65. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Whose Line is it Anyway

It's Barney Stinson's brother!
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+4 66. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Aviation Nation 2008 - F-22 Raptor Demo

Very bad filming :(

The camera man shouldn't have zoomed in on the jet for the whole video.
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+4 67. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Crazy Hail Storm

Sounds like a jazz drum solo to me.
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+3 68. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Tennis rackets commercial

The coach in the clip isn't Boris Becker. I guess it's just his racket brand.
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+3 69. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Interesting magic trick ever

#5 ah, damn... i read "i didnt end up..."
my bad :P
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+3 70. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Rear-ender

starts like a trailer of a slasher movie
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+3 71. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Zombie Snails!

futurama brainslugs?
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+3 72. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Bmx fall

I guess its not really his head, that is damaged. He is in shock because his right shoulder and arm might be dislocated and/or broken. Look how his right shoulder is hanging...
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+3 73. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Biggest toy car circuit ever...

This one awakes memories... I had a Darda set myself as a kid. :)
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+3 74. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Aron Ralston's Story

Balls. Of. Steel.
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+3 75. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Alex presents: Commando

<3 "stop the pity" <3
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+3 76. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Mechanical Thimblerigger

#4 the implementation of a rnd()-function isn't less interesting than a mechanical random implementation would be. both have to be pseudo random number generators. and no, i don't think the toy acts randomly.
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+3 77. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Sungha Jung Billie Jean Ukulele

Baritone Ukulele. <3
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+2 78. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video India - A lot of skilled driver

http://www.snotr.com/video/210

Published: 721 days ago
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+2 79. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Lovable Frog

seems like the frog licked his own skin :)
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+2 80. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video The Man You Wish Your Man Could Smell Like

the most awesome fact about this: it's recorded in one take without cuts.
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+2 81. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Shaolin Kung Fu

#(removed comment) i guess it hurts
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+2 82. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Boxer destroys two park bullies.

In soviet russia bullies get bullied.
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+2 83. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Lions attack

why do they all leave on the best part of the show?
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+2 84. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Base Jump off the Death Swing

#2 i know what you mean.

every time i see videos pictures of great heights, i get adrenalin rushes. my stomach kind of hurts and it literally rushes through my veins into my feet and hands, which immediately start to sweat. it feels a little bit like the "free falling" in a rollercoster.
i just realized that i'm afraid of heights a few years ago through watching those kind of videos - and i constantly keep watching that kind of stuff, just for the thrill. :)
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+2 85. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Teeth

my dad told me that exact story as a joke ~20yrs ago. :) i still believe he invented it! ::(|)
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+2 86. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Indecent Proposal

#14 +1 for your nickname-context combo.
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+2 87. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Best of Kickbox Champion Michael Kuhr

#3 The lyrics are actually about Michael Kuhr - and yes, even if you understand the lyrics, the music sucks. ;)
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+1 88. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Forklift Driver Klaus

A classic in germany. I even saw it in a video rental store on dvd :)
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+1 89. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Ukrainian Polka band...

#17 ya, reminds me of ska too. perhaps a new genre is born: eastern ska
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+1 90. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Star Wars theme on tesla coil

Seems like they built a Faraday Cage around him (his metal suit)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage
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+1 91. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Men in Film

Kevin Costner appears 2 times.
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+1 92. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video How Animation works

I definitely need one of those computer machines.
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+1 93. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Cat Fight

the right one was holding!
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+1 94. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Quad Backflip

#2 Yep, same here...

quad vs. quadruple
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+1 95. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Magnet field and bubbles

#8 the snotr team is working on moving to a better server. if it's done they may offer HD vids. at least that's what i've read. 8-)
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+1 96. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Lightning Science

That's the guy from the chicken head-tracking. 8-)
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+1 97. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Fail Compilation July 2012

8:13 not a fail at all. total win.
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0 98. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Beatboxing flute

he is better than that inspector gadget fluteboxer
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0 99. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Damon Hill makes test drive with journalist

#4
Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go

btw: all video long it's the same track - no change from 0:45 on ;)
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0 100. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Mario vs Pacman

#5 two guys hanging around all the time is quite normal for best friends but the red/green partnerlook... obvious fact is obvious!
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0 101. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour

robot dance in perfection
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0 102. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Why women shouldn't play soccer

female materazzi
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0 103. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Darth Vader being a smartass

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0 104. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Top 20 5 Second Films

#6 plus intros and outros
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0 105. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Birdhat guy

the singing reminds me of tuvan throat singing
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0 106. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Park helper ... For women I guess ;)

the car of my buddy's mom can park by itself :)
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0 107. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video The purrfect piano player

Piano cat played you off.
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0 108. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Skate Pool Paint

Now paint a house like that! ;)
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0 109. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Feel good - Gorillaz cover by Josie Charlwood

What a shame that I can only upvote her once. :) I love her personal touch on the song.
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0 110. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Kid Backflips Over Dodgeball

#9 boss reference like a boss.
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0 111. kmmde commented 12 years ago on video Hacky Sack...To A Whole New Level

If you like this, check out vasek klouda. :)
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-1 112. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video CONGRATULATIONS TO SHAYTARD!

the boobies are gone
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-1 113. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video The Internets, The Google and The Tubes

this video wins 2 internets
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-1 114. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Wazzup Holmes

nerd core at its best.
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-1 115. kmmde commented 13 years ago on video Bad idea to park your Van behind an Airbus

crazy germans..
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-2 116. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Look At My Horse

since when do you snotr uploaders have internet? yesterday? ;)
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-2 117. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Chicken murder

you can't spell "robot chicken" without "chicken" :(|)
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-2 118. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Wazzup Holmes

nerd core at its best.
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-4 119. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Rubiks Cube Illusion

#9 have you tried logging out and than in again? ;)
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-4 120. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Training Fail

In soviet russia the buildings destroy you.
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-7 121. kmmde commented 15 years ago on video Interesting magic trick ever

#5 so you just messed up counting steps or you changed your number between stepping forwards and backwards.
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-7 122. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Toll road accident

I hope, he had his seatbelt on. 8-)
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-10 123. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video Rules of the Road

#3 ***insert smartass comment about your post here***
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-14 124. kmmde commented 14 years ago on video no comment

animal cruelty :'(