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+8 1. konzoon commented 5 years ago on video Giant wolf spider

Could have used a banana in this video.
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+3 2. konzoon commented 6 years ago on video 7-year-old plays "Sweet Child o' Mine"

If she keeps it up she is gonna be rolling in the bitches when she older.
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+9 3. konzoon commented 6 years ago on video SpecialEffect: the Gamers Charity

Check out Pro gamer "Broly"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nSodg-HTU
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+14 4. konzoon commented 6 years ago on video Japanese Pommel Horse Routine

Why white face him? It would have looked better and i'm assuming easier to set up if they just put a shirt over his face. Even better make a fat suit so we could not tell the second guy was there at all and it would have been funny to see a fat guy do pommel.
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+10 5. konzoon commented 7 years ago on video SOMETHING

Something was not funny about this video.
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+7 7. konzoon commented 7 years ago on video You Got This!

Summary:
In this "short" film a young Yoda goes more in-depth on his famous quote “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
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+5 8. konzoon commented 7 years ago on video Big Bang

Going off all the other videos I have seen of black people getting scared, I am really surprised that no one got punched.
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0 9. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Complex pipe bending made easy.

I've seen better pole dancing before.
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+28 10. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Downhill Babes Maryhill Freeride 2012

I wonder how the camera man keep up with them with a boner?
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+5 11. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Male seahorse giving birth at The Deep Hull

he needs to aim away from the chain, now he has a few hundred dummies.
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+7 12. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Honeybee Swarm With Bare Hands

That was 6 solid mins of laughter and shock for me.
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-4 13. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Tea Party in Super Slow Motion

Either someone still lives at home and their mom is gonna be super pissed that they destroyed her tea set, or these guys went to a store purposely to get a tea set. Either way it's still a little fruity.
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+6 14. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video You've Felt It Your Entire Life

For some reason after watching this I want a toblerone.
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+9 15. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Elephant knows how to use a touchscreen

I think I may have played Draw Something with this elephant.
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+15 16. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Dog welcomes Soldier home

Did a youtube search for "cat welcomes home soldier" and not one video. This proves that cats hate humans, so in turn we should hate them. Although there is the video of christian the lion, and that was is heart warming. So if you are gonna own a cat make sure it is a lion.
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+8 17. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video So papa, how do you like the iPad we got you?

#4 It also has a good coaster app and an app that makes technology-challenged people jealous.
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+9 18. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme

I want this setup to play in my living room when ever I get home.
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+9 19. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Yet Another Fail Collection

3:22 so much for losing your hymen in the back seat of a car.
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+2 20. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Man Buys a Safe On Ebay...

Seen this on Huffington Post awhile back
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/james-labrecque-ebay-seller_n_1285411.html
the buyer was just messing with the seller, there was no money.
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+2 21. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore

It left out the part where he hooked up with the flying chick, those pages must have been stuck together.
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+6 22. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Make Your Own Doritos

here is the ingredient list to make gold :)

staff of Anubis
philosophers stone
rubber hammer
rubber nails
moon rock salt
Archimedes screw
harpsichord
parachute
blank
bag of holding
cloud mist
elven joy
lucky penny
love song
Erlenmeyer flask
marcoscope
sense of wonder
blankety blanks
temporal glitch
haiku
nods
sweeps
beeps
deeps
reeps
winks
memories
fireballs
congratulations
laughter
lighting
star dust
rings of a tree
mother's approval
mountain air
cheesiness
inspiring footage
smiles
secret ingredient
smell of morning
love

salt

oh yeah and he said unicorn tears, but it was not listed. maybe that's the secret ingredient.
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+11 23. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Tim Cameron and his beast

Camera man had balls of steel.
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-15 24. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video How To Feed the Homeless

Even though this is cool as hell, it would have cost him under 5 bucks to go buy them the food while on the other hand impersonating a police officer can cost you,
Imprisonment up to five years (sometimes more)
Fines (usually $1000 or more)
Probation
Permanent criminal record
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+5 25. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Trains Just Don't Give A Shit

"Trains just don't give a shit" comes from this video about the honey badger. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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+5 26. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Weirdest dog scream you'll ever hear

No pugs were hurt in the making of this..... but one should have been.
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+32 27. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video You Don't Know Sh*t About Iowa

I don't think bad things about Iowa, I don't think about Iowa at all ever.
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+9 28. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Arrow to the knee

Its from Skyrim, all the guards say the same thing. "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee" I don't find it all that funny myself.
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+5 29. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Watch the flight of a bumble bee

glue some wifi and cell towers on there backs
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+25 30. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Bird... like a boss

It's all fun and games till he shits in your air vent intake.
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+43 31. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video It's better to travel in a group

All I got from this is the bus is full of bugs.
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+2 32. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Wireless data from every light bulb

It would be great if your tail lights could tell the head lights behind you that at your current speed you will hit me and that car would apply breaks.
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+6 33. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Microsoft Pokes Fun At Google With 'Gmail Man'

ad blocker extension in chrome makes all ads go bye bye.
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+4 34. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Village timelapse

Trailer for Age if Empires 9
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+53 35. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Giant Building Collapse

0:32 you can clearly see the guy jump out, I am thinking he is now dead.
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+5 36. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Stay a hero - stay safe

#1 The idiots in the other videos need to hit the pavement doing 100+ so they die and don't reproduce.
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+10 37. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Dove being a jerk

I heard at least 2 other birds and a yappy dog I bet if you played it real loud you could hear the husband shooting himself behind the shed
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+22 38. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?

1:33 shit burger lol
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+5 39. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Water Jet Pack: Get High with Jetlev

Come on, no one is gonna say something about 0:28? The black guy is running then the cops show up.
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+10 40. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video The Saga of Biorn

1 mans heaven is another mans hell.
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+4 41. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video The Pale Blue Dot

#7 When trying to stress how big the known universe is to someone who does not know much about space you can't use and atom to a galaxy as a size reference.
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+21 42. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Kite Fail

I believe I can fly, Spread my wing and touch the skyyyYYyyy.
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+20 43. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Making money ...

video budget $1.12
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-7 44. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Top 10 Most Awesome Red Bull Cliff Dives

0:42 does his 3rd eye help him see the water better?
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-3 45. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Family Feud - A part of your body..."

He ruined her chance to get more points by his over reacting but who ever went first 00:04 did not do so hot, so she did not have a chance anyway. Im gonna guess belly was no. 1 answer.
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+2 46. konzoon commented 8 years ago on video Spin fail

I got your joke #1 but I don't think anyone else did, anyway I thought it was funny.