1000 per minute! wow!

That one rebel!

Dragged on for far too long.

So... "Bananas are about to be extinct!!" .... but ... "we have a solution!"
Not so terrifying after all.

#1

They don't need to! It's way too hot there.

it's a near *hit*, not a near miss!

Looks like Close Encounters of the Third Kind is finally a reality!

Why does no onlookers help her?

He wrecked 3 motorbikes and 3 cars in about 5 seconds! GTA V Achievement unlocked.

#6 This story is 100% fake. The people appearing on the show have recently explained they did it to get a free trip to LA, free hotel, free food etc! Now it's even funnier.

Oh crap - I drew it upside down....

#5 me too! +1 from me.

Why were there so many photographers around? Some sort of high profile bust?

Microwave, you are drunk! Go home!

#6, so more like a sheep cat = shat?

#3 Very true, but then you'd never be famous on snotr!

1:26 Whisper breath? The desk is breathing? Srrsly.....

Pretty neat idea, would be really cool with added sound effects like this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBq3wZ5VK3Q

#3 yes, she has training! Look at her speed and balance during the strike.

#1 you are right about the *title*, it should say "Is cold reading accurate?". But the answer is still no. Accurate = "precise or exact" and cold reading is NOT that, as the experiment has proven so excellently!

He looks like my pet hamster when he runs on his wheel!

http://www.snotr.com/video/9856/2_hamsters_one_wheel

#2 and #4, left guy is 18 year old trainee, right guy is 22 year old instructor who took over to land the plane. Very calm amazing work!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-03/pilot-makes-emergency-landing-in-light-aircraft/4931182

#3 juvenile humour is mostly not funny. But Jim Carrey doing juvenile humour is epic!

Yes #1 it is but no one want to say it! My brain hurts just watching this. Very cool.

#3 yeah, talk about being harshly dumped at the end!

#2 I'm only at "Spend 24 hours watching videos". Congratulations on being 10 times as nerdy as me!

Clever video, but at the end of the day, if you work for a big corporate company, you are a wage slave, no matter what spin you put on it. Either accept that fact and move on, or get out and make your own company.

That kid totally pwned the show!

If there was an "almost" category for the Darwin Awards, this girl would be a winner!

#3, yes I think you are right! http://imgur.com/rPXh7d9

I'd bet that within 3 minutes walk from this spot there was a much better parking spot, but most people don't want to walk that "extra" distance!

#8 all good answers, but the last one... at the end, while the magician has the blindfold on, the audience guy could have mixed them up any which way he wanted to! and the magic guy only touches the plastic cups, so he can't even use any possible hidden features on the wooden bases as a clue.

#2 Agreed, way WAY too much work! Spud gun is sooo much more satisfying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_cannon

#13 30 seconds of searching turns up these: www.proxyserver.com, proxify.com, 2anonymousproxy.com. There are many services out there!

Pure innocence of a sleep deprived child. Don't we all wish we could still sleep like this?

#11 Yes, it was needed! Here is an animated GIF (no need to click download)

http://www.qfpost.com/file/d?g=eJMOAXu85

Someone has to get this guys voice into an in-car GPS system! :-)

8:15 epic driving skillz!

OMG laughing so hard at this....! #5, you said it!

How any mother can ever leave a child in a car alone like that confounds me. There is NO excuse.

Utter duck shit.

Insane skills but terrible editing - trying too hard to look cool, should have stuck to a basic clip.

Not sure if this is accurate but the subtitles are hilarious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8T9F_Cz6HM

I like spicy *food* but this is simply torture!

Who said cows don't have a personality! But we still eat them.... yum?

Japan Fireworks > the rest of the planet fireworks.

What is that magic powder?? Please explain!

Impossible to say no after that sort of effort! Good luck to him....

The Zaphod Beeblebrox of snakes... one hoopy frood!

#5, at 2:18 looks like the blue guy has stiches over his right eye! Mommy doesn't mind the kids experiencing a bit of pain for so many laughs!

What a fantastic idea! Really hope the comic book companies let the hospital use their images for free. Would hate to think they were making money of sick children!

That was lame. I hate when you hope for some lesson or cool statement and all you get is advertising at the end!

1:03 Wow, what a cutie!

That was as unexpected as a scene from Game Of Thrones!

Why the Awesome tag? Probably this:

"Gough plummeted down the cliff and collided back to Earth going roughly 40 mph. Somehow Gough not only survived the dramatic plunge, but miraculously he only had a few minor injuries to his lower extremities and was released from the hospital just hours after being admitted."

tinyurl.com/pvhzg5g

It could have been a LOT worse!!

#1 Agreed, so here are the wikipedia entries for each one, for those interested to read more:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damascus_steel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pillar_of_Delhi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_spheres_of_Costa_Rica
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baigong_Pipes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy#The_Egyptian_mummification_process
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Mountains_Mummy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nan_Madol

Enjoy!

Looks like burst pipes from an earthquake.

Do they take requests?? Best 4 armed drummer ever!

#2 But not as sweaty I bet!

ab-so-fuk-ing-lut-ly brilliant!

#1 awesome spotting skills! Just goes to show how often these sorts of edits are done in TV land - and we don't even realise it.

2:50 how did the car behind not see that??

Ah the 80s music ... enjoyed that!

#2 nap time: I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

(this mary ellen clip is boring)

#3 Based on the delay from the sound, it was filmed almost 2 kilometers away, and it was still that loud!!

I wonder why didn't they push it over at the end?

#8, yes I have to agree, there is no other reason why so many drivers would fail at this exact corner (meaning, there is no oil on the road, or other problem).

Not a duplicate but the end part (which is really funny btw!) was posted a couple of weeks ago:

http://www.snotr.com/video/9227/Hilarious_Experiment_On_Monkeys

Glad to see the whole talk now. TED is awesome!

#1, people trust google way too much...

That is one TIGHT routine!

Did you spot the Tie Fighter at 3:04?

The music is "Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun" by M83 - amazing stuff!

What the heck is he scrolling past at 0:50?!?

Nice skills! But I found the cow sounds at the end of the video more entertaining!

#2, they could have had headphones on listening to music. Or she could be deaf or hard of hearing. youtube.com/watch?v=QyB_U9vn6Wk

1:30 - 1,380,000 guitars a year is a lot but it's not equal to one every second. One a second would be over 30,000,000 a year!

#4 I wonder how many little girls see their bad daddy in a body bag instead of a gift box.

Sexiest. Plane. Ever.

Yes #2, and even happier he was warming up his butt and not his crotch!

That's a handy skill!

Wow that would have taken a heck of a long time to make! Not surprisingly, looks like several takes edited together. Look at the jumps in the background at 0:19, 0:27 etc

Maybe she is an "evildoer?"

Psalm 36:12 "See how the evildoers lie fallen — thrown down, not able to rise!"

#4 is right. It's a famous fake and here is the frame that proves it. You can see the stick that holds the fake hand:

http://postimage.org/image/1am5aq05g/

#17 Looks like the photographer got a few shots of the glow as well. Wonder if the camera survived...

Finally, a base jump video that is NOT by Red Bull!

Next time you think you're having a bad day because you can't find a good parking spot at the local mall - remember this guy!

#2 obviously it's an alien seal

Why so angry??

#10 and #25 - interesting. Got any links to prove he's Kyle Myers?

#20 lol ... Other than thanking the waiter big time, I wonder what the right reaction would be?

#2 Except porn.

Drum and bass remix in 1 .... 2 .... 3 ....

Needs more soundtrack:

"Let the bodies hit the floor... Let the bodies hit the .... FLOOOOOOORRR!!!! "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

#19, did you mean the cake is a lighter?

#12 fish abuse?? You serious? Some people think it's fun to drag fish out of the water by impaling them through their lips or cheeks with sharp hooks, and then rip the hook out and throw them back. THAT is fish abuse. These stunt fish get all the food they want and get to be stars on strange Chinese TV shows. NOT fish abuse!

#(removed comment) did you also get your head smashed by a gator? Take your spam elsewhere!

What an epic music teacher! And the kids obviously just love it!

Ozzie Ozbourne would have LOLed at the grenade at 1:56!

At 5:31 the F1 car is heading dead straight for the camera ... hope it was a remotely operate one!

Funny how the guy in the gray keeps bobbing his head to the beat!

If people just post "Fake!!1", vote them down. But if they bother to give some sort of reason why they think it's fake, DON'T vote them down! Instead reply and explain why you think it's NOT a fake.
#12 has it spot on - it's fake. The reflection can be most clearly at about 0:10 - 0:15 and is totally out of sync with the dogs paw.
(now I bet some asshats will vote this down in spite - so be it)

#6 Totally. Like #1, BSOD was expected. It's all poopy??! It could have been so much better!

#3 yup! BOOM ... headshot!

Worst use of Vangelis ever??

Those damn Ford Pintos

Audio track at 0:15:

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....!!!!"

30 million or 13 million??
Either way, the amazing thing is that's probably only 0.0000001% of the worlds flies!

What would have been the harm cause if they left the art work stay?
A few days later it would have been gone anyhow. What a waste of water.
"The free man is he who does not fear to go to the end of his thoughts."

#9 u r so right.. 2:21 i'm sure they wet their pants!

#(removed comment) you are so wrong. It would have made a huge fcukin' difference (literally) for Julian Assange!

#9 looks like pine.

<<<---- Loved it!

And the lucky couple that get to spend and weekend there are.....
Hansel and Gretel! So maybe that woman is the old witch?

There's probably a joke about rednecks that can apply here, but this video is too stupid for me to waste any more time on it.

Guy in background with arm in sling: Previous victim.

#13 Agreed. Lame indeed.

#8 Well he's sure got the DROP part perfected!

#2 You'd want to have sex with James Bond??

Awesome soundtrack.... any idea on the artist?

#6 i almost choked on my food laughing at that!

#10, Yes it looked like a prank to me as well. The way the guy holds out the mic is just too ... concocted.
http://bit.ly/cMWyyQ

So many afgan or iraqi children would love to embrace their innocent *civilian* parents in the same way.... but they never will be able to.

#15 because of dat ass?

But I bet you *wish* it was real. THATS what it's about.

Haha! 0:48, the cop just gives up and turns off the flashing lights! Or maybe he suddenly realized it was his mom driving one of the cars?? :-D

Another fantastic compilation. 0:28 is video evidence that poles attract balls.

Reminds me of Fight Club

#2 I hope more people vote you up. The video was boring... until the punchline at 4:55. Holy crap ... 12 trillion? Is that true? I wonder how much of that is from the war in Iraq?

#16 I think most people like the videos and don't mind many on the same topic. The complaint was so many bug videos *in a row*.

Having a browser load pages that fast is POINTLESS when the speed of your Internet connection is the major slowdown.

Scariest head job ever.

_FINALLY_ - a compilation with no annoying music - SO much better like that! Hear the pain, feeeeel the pain!

Do people really care if their *browser* is THAT frakin fast?? So many other things slow it down - it's not the browser that's the weakest link.

Features, add-ins, security, customizing, stability, ease of use - those are the factors that help people decide what browser to use. Firefox FTW.

Still a good marketing campaign.

The ad man that came up with this should be fired. LAME.

#13 yes, I've never seen a long parkour sequence from this guy. His clips are always 1-2 second flips / tricks. Vids like out of time (http://www.objektivone.com/2009/11/out-of-time-insane-russian-parkour-video/) are more what true parkour is about.

Pro Tip: Best way to tell the fake ones from the real deal is to take the money. Just be ready to run!

An excellent way to cure constipation.

Watch the "triple cut" at 1:23 carefully. It doesn't actually change the order of the cards.
Still a very cool trick!

totally EPIC.... this guy is a legend.

eggcellent

#4 this is where they did it if you want to try the hummer! :-)
http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=-33.818628,151.000455&spn=0,0.003484&z=19&layer=c&cbll=-33.81871,151.000431&panoid=Bt9PYTlowbMkPlKZTFRwiA&cbp=12,331.64,,0,-0.54

In a few years, 90% of internet traffic will be censXXXXXX

#1, the video says it's actually a seed - keep eating beans!

Ants are the ultimate in Zerg Rush attackers!

snotr should put a "play in slow motion" feature on the site. It would be really useful for vids like these!

#2 #9 yes, but I wonder if the pranksters predicted that might happen?

Also, how can the camera on period girl not have been noticed? Some of the other shots are obviously taken by zooming in from far away. But in that shot, the camera man must have been standing right in front of her. Makes me think her reaction was staged.

Equally as important, did they get to drink beer at the concert??

Merton on chat roulette, Ben Folds copied him, still, what an awesome thing to do!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU

Funniest vid on snotr for a while - kids plus animals is the staple food of "blooper vids". You gotta wonder though - how did the kid spitting food at the dog got started?!

FBF (funny but fake) ... especially because the granny is supposedly asleep!

#12 excellent work. What I'd really like to know is what the hell did it fall onto to make such a loud bang? People always seem to stop filming too soon when things like this happen.

#22 agreed. She blocks her ears to this?!

lol @ 1:42 - Allow 2-30 weeks for delivery, depending on how weak our Warehouse Workers are feeling.

Ha! A great candidate for the Darwin Awards.

Totally awesome, very creative indeed!

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
had a very shiny nose"

So THAT'S what they were referring too!

aussie aussie aussie

Thats some damn nice CGI there!

Wow that cop had NO chance to catch him.
How do these guys Get Away with this?!

WOW! They clap him for more than 2 mins!! The woman had to remove him to stop the clapping!

#(removed comment)
You are so right about crossing the line. I mean what about at
1:52 - "Waaaahhh I broke a nail!!".
They should have stopped right there - bastardos.

1st minute i was LMAO, skipped the rest

Awesome work!! Just wish that after all the effort the writting on the video could have been removed...

#14

yes but also opening Black Hole (movie) theme music FTW! ;-)

ASTOUNDING WORK!!!

Making a 30 second clip in this style would be hard enough, but this is just awesome! 2:15 - go the metal helicopter hair.

#33 probably but it still made me LMFAO!

magnificently innovative!

LOL! but hmmm, looks faked. look at the clothes moving on the left at 0:23. someone was hiding behind the other door and pushed the loose door (that was of its rails ready to fall). and her telling the cam she is going to be in front of the closet just seems ... out of place. still very funny!

hmmmm ... looks like a setup ... not sure, just a bit suspicious. the perfectly timed zoom onto the other guy, the way the woman checks out her park, stuff like that.

#10 use plug in for firefox called cacheviewer you can download almost anything

Yes it's fake (but still very funny). Get some Lynx, spray a bunch into some tissues and light it. The flame is *no where* nearly as yellow as in the video. daden got it right.

Yes it's fake (but still very funny). Get some Lynx, spray a bunch into some tissues and light it. The flame is *no where* nearly as yellow as in the video. daden got it right.

Yes it's fake (but still very funny). Get some Lynx, spray a bunch into some tissues and light it. The flame is *no where* nearly as yellow as in the video. daden got it right.

I wasted 3 min on this rubbish?! Should have read the comments first....

The cat is a foot fetish freak. Nails!?

(I love how snotr folk turn something so innocent into something deviant - I had to join in!)

Fake. Look the the speakers reaction carefully. No one would double take like that!
0:42

so THAT'S what happens when you microwave a can of baked beans!

mouth twitch is funny wonder what he sees?